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How big is too big?? or Conversely whats just downright embarrasing?
January 14 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Damn and blast it!! truescot69!!!!! Freek Me!!! 8 1/2 long and 7 inches wide!!!???....Me thinks u need to get outta roleystone wherever the heck that is...and run away & join the circus with me lol bloody hell!! 8/12 long and 7 INCHES WIDE...WOW...WOW OMG...WOW.....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'cbdlivin'"Do I need to register myself as a charity? Thats not such a bad idea actually, I may even qualify as a tithable institution and snavel myself a FB/FWB/whatever" Hmmm tithable thats an interesting concept but would you be satisfied only giving 10% of what they have. " I've had some offers during my time in forum but that...Bryan...takes the cake" hmmmmm cake I am sure you can focus very well all the time.... Bryan I've done my research Bryan...and tithing sounds about right if one is seeking a fb/fwb as, reading previous contributions from fellow forum fetishists on that particular subject, the actual 'down time' of a fb/fwb equates to approx a 10% contribution rate. I say....screw that!!! Hence the scratching of the fb/fwb from my preferences. I must admit tho, I'm feeling a little like a kid in a lolly shop surrounded by all these never ending gob stoppers..... Wow..another idea for a porno...Wil-he wank-her and the dipped in chocolate factory.....coming in thick and fast now......ideas that is....mores the pity...'sigh'..... Back to the saline bath....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Im on a roll!!! LOL Welcome curiousalso! You are now officially a forum fancier fetishist!! Try saying that with a mouthful...(of whatever you choose)...lol Lots of awesome insights in the mechanics of the mind around these parts eh?.... My thoughts on the whole 'well hung & what to do with it' debate is simple.....oral..(definately, or fun trying) anal (not on your nellie) vaginal (ooo yeah babeee) Enjoy!! Anna xxxx (or enjoy Anna....you choose..lol)
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cbdlivin
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'cbdlivin'"Do I need to register myself as a charity? Thats not such a bad idea actually, I may even qualify as a tithable institution and snavel myself a FB/FWB/whatever" Hmmm tithable thats an interesting concept but would you be satisfied only giving 10% of what they have. " I've had some offers during my time in forum but that...Bryan...takes the cake" hmmmmm cake I am sure you can focus very well all the time.... Bryan I've done my research Bryan...and tithing sounds about right if one is seeking a fb/fwb as, reading previous contributions from fellow forum fetishists on that particular subject, the actual 'down time' of a fb/fwb equates to approx a 10% contribution rate. I say....screw that!!! Hence the scratching of the fb/fwb from my preferences. I must admit tho, I'm feeling a little like a kid in a lolly shop surrounded by all these never ending gob stoppers..... Wow..another idea for a porno...Wil-he wank-her and the dipped in chocolate factory.....coming in thick and fast now......ideas that is....mores the pity...'sigh'..... Back to the saline bath.... hmmm ok so your desire is to actually make porno.....well I have the camera's, ropes...whoops sorry used for a different film.... I suspect you want what you want when you want it......I am at the stage of just a good fuck with someone I like without anything other than friendship.....as long as they have an open mind....among other things open
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well ladies.. and gents for those commenting... I have been most curiously fortunate to come in contact with said specimen... ie: the 9 inch cock with width. Given they are a rare find indeed, needless to say I was not used to such a thing... the first time I was in so much pain when he wanted to go hard with it. It was fine when he wasnt pounding towards his own orgasm. 12 months on, Im still casually doing him, and weve worked it out, the timing, length in, position etc.. which let me tell you, needs to be done to ensure satisfaction for both parties. I must say, Ive recently slept with someone else who is not as big, and you certainly notice the difference!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'cbdlivin' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'cbdlivin'"Do I need to register myself as a charity? Thats not such a bad idea actually, I may even qualify as a tithable institution and snavel myself a FB/FWB/whatever" Hmmm tithable thats an interesting concept but would you be satisfied only giving 10% of what they have. " I've had some offers during my time in forum but that...Bryan...takes the cake" hmmmmm cake I am sure you can focus very well all the time.... Bryan I've done my research Bryan...and tithing sounds about right if one is seeking a fb/fwb as, reading previous contributions from fellow forum fetishists on that particular subject, the actual 'down time' of a fb/fwb equates to approx a 10% contribution rate. I say....screw that!!! Hence the scratching of the fb/fwb from my preferences. I must admit tho, I'm feeling a little like a kid in a lolly shop surrounded by all these never ending gob stoppers..... Wow..another idea for a porno...Wil-he wank-her and the dipped in chocolate factory.....coming in thick and fast now......ideas that is....mores the pity...'sigh'..... Back to the saline bath.... hmmm ok so your desire is to actually make porno.....well I have the camera's, ropes...whoops sorry used for a different film.... I suspect you want what you want when you want it......I am at the stage of just a good fuck with someone I like without anything other than friendship.....as long as they have an open mind....among other things open Yess'm I certainly do want what I want when I want it...only problem with that is that I dont always get what I want when I want it. Bit of a bugger but there you have it! Bryan, I note that you would be happy for a good 'f*&k' with someone you like. I concur, as most others forum fetishists would also no doubt agree. Got a question for you, have you ever engaged in sexual relations with someone you truely madly deeply loved? If so, what was the difference b'tween what you would be happy for now and the latter? Anna xxxx
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cbdlivin
16 years ago
Anna Yes I have engaged in sexual relations with someone I truely madly deeply loved, and its the best form of sex, a lot more deeper and intense. What I would be happy with now is good sex with someone I can connect with enough that provides a good mental and physical experience. I know that if you get on with someone you can have a lot of fun just not as intense as a full on relationship. Bryan xxxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Intimacy is the big draw card for me....yet I know its a double edged sword. Bryan, What happens if you find someone with whom you connect ..let the sex commence....and ....oops....those feelings start to come a knocking...does that stop the bed from rocking or do you go...oh bugger it...lets see what happens?? ps: would you like a 1000 watt globe to go with your interrogation? lol Anna xx
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cbdlivin
16 years ago
Anna I thought that light I was steering into was already a 1000 watt globe. I am not adverse to feelings commencing, its happened before and am sure it will happen again. I am just straightforward in that I am very open and honest about what I initially want. I do not like these people who promise a lot at the start but all they want is a fuck, prefer the honesty, but of course I find honesty does not get you a lot. Bryan x
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ah, yes. The old honesty in the bedroom speil. Yep, been there done that didnt get me a whole lot either....yeah right!! lol Isn't a woman who offers her bits with no strings attached every man's wet dream?? I've read it here upteen times so it just HAS to be right! So, Bryan, what you are saying is that women are holding their bits for ransom ....the payoff being a lifetime commitment for free access to the 'slippery when wet holy grail'? Damn.....seriously considering registering as a charity & auctioning off my slightly used, one owner grail....lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
umteen....see what you've done to me?? lol
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cbdlivin
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Ah, yes. The old honesty in the bedroom speil. Yep, been there done that didnt get me a whole lot either....yeah right!! lol Isn't a woman who offers her bits with no strings attached every man's wet dream?? I've read it here upteen times so it just HAS to be right! So, Bryan, what you are saying is that women are holding their bits for ransom ....the payoff being a lifetime commitment for free access to the 'slippery when wet holy grail'? Damn.....seriously considering registering as a charity & auctioning off my slightly used, one owner grail....lol I think you are getting confused with what I am saying, when I refer to people promising a lot I am talking mostly about the guys who talk all about wanting to have a relationship when all they want is sex and as soon as they get that they suddenly disappear. A woman can pretty much say anything they want in a profile as lets be honest there are very few of us who reads a persons profile from the amount of comments from friends who get messages from people who do not meet there profile parameters.As for me I was not referring to honesty in profile more honesty up front with what you want before even getting to the bedroom. I do not know any woman who holds their bits to ransom, but you probably have a better viewpoint on that than me, as I do not think its something a woman would tell a guy.....though have known the woman who decide once they get the marriage the sex is something the give only when they get what they want, so free access to the slippery bits once they have commitment is probably a bigger myth. As far as the offering of bits with no strings attached being every mans wet dream, well had a friend offer that on site and the guys kept getting intimidated they liked it for a short time and after a while did not like the no strings as she had a firm belief in the variety of life. I am sure if your bits on ebay (though think they do not allow those auctions) you would get a good price. Saw that a NZ girl auctioned her virginty off a couple of weeks ago for something like $40k and personally prefer experience over fumbling so you should get a good price. Bryan
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'sexy_swede'I dont get why girls like big cocks and "search" for them when once they get one they complain its to big...and it hurts to much...is this just my experience, have been with my fair share of girls and women, and alot of them have lightened up as children in a candystore and once they get itinto them they say to be careful and slowdown...they say it hurts to much...is this common or just my experiences./sexy swede xo yeah mate i hear that but i have had some girls that loved it on other hand had 1 girl say she won't even try it. im not sure how big it is last time i measure it i was 14 years old i think. it was 7inches but i was short boy then im a lot taller now and girls tell me its big but i don't know its not like there going to say it's small. and u always have change postions and some can be out of the question.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut. Ok well ya see Bryan, its like this....No confusion here... In fact I do not believe we are talking at crossed puposes as you raise the very same issues I've raised ad nauseum via this very medium. Simply put, the complexities of navigating personal relationships is entirely influenced by a myriad of variables which, being the pidgeonholing species that we are, can be reduced to a more manageable sub sets of nature and nurture factors. I couldn't agree with you more regarding the difficulty of locating one or more partners during ones lifetime. In whatever form one is wanting at the time. Like looking for a needle in a hay stack. And I, for one, am tiring of only getting the pricks instead of the whole damn needle, lol. Heres to you getting the milk without buying the cow...and me erm, hanging up my pin cushion status for once and for all!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Thankyou umpire, thankyou line judges, thankyou ballboys. A nurturer by your own admission! Now for my reward.... with all this talk of getting the Milf without buying the cougar, and nurturing.... well lippy, I wanna know when it's my turn to suckle? C'mon Hun. Whip 'em out for stalky. :p bottoms up, Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Poetic license aside, theres nothing quite like raising the red welts and kissing them all better Stalky!! Ready when you are dude, I'm udderly at your disposal..... ;-)
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RHP User
16 years ago
well im barely 6 inches and not thick so judging by the standars set in this post i am not worth fucking and dont even deserve to be a man. i have not had sex in 3 years and seems that all women lie about size, you all say it does not matter but when reading further you all want a certain size , all of which i just dont cut it. so im jsut a fukin loser with a small cock. yes im humilaiting myself so what who cares. seems thats waht all women think of men with small cocks anyways. i cant even get a pity fuck
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey shy....or not so! I don't know where to start! No sex for three years? Damn! Quick story....a slave of mine..with the smallest penis Ive ever seen...managed to secure himself a lovely wife and is now the father of a beautiful baby boy. He is as happy as a pig in poop!! Definately does not qualify as a loser by your self imposed standards! Furthermore, my definition of a loser is one who gives up and you, from the looks of things, have not done so.... Also, if you had read ALL the threads, you would have taken note of many who state that sexual prowess is not reliant upon the size of a man's cock! Quit feeling sorry for yourself shy..and go get em!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'shybutnaughty88'well im barely 6 inches and not thick so judging by the standars set in this post i am not worth fucking and dont even deserve to be a man. i have not had sex in 3 years and seems that all women lie about size, you all say it does not matter but when reading further you all want a certain size , all of which i just dont cut it. so im jsut a fukin loser with a small cock. yes im humilaiting myself so what who cares. seems thats waht all women think of men with small cocks anyways. i cant even get a pity fuck You sure tt's not a clitoris?? Maybe I need to check under the hood. No sex in three years - here's a suggestion, stop staring at the ground moping. Chin up, fake some confidence, try looking for something more than a pity fuck. FFS.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Felt a bit bad about coming down hard on you shy.... not really but there isnt much going on in forum atm so thought Id revisit your issue....passing time...that sorta thing.... dont have anything else to say really....um..so...hows the weather in hoopers crossing..?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Jean_Girard' Quoting 'seductionrules' Actually I didn't send her there to get measured. It was an idle comment from the doctor during a pregnancy check up. Regards Mr. SR. I'm sorry you have to hear it from me... but I think your doc may be dodgy. There are heaps of different ways to check whether your pregnant... but this is the first time I've heard of a doc using the torch up the vag method I have experianced 9inch with a nice girth all I can say is OMG ladies Gj I think they were refering to what they call an internal which is a procedure you have while your pregnant.
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RHP User
16 years ago
FYI i am sick and tired of FAKING it and LYING and BULLSHITTING to girls just to get laid. I am myself i dont put on an a act. I work full time i enjoy playing the guitar, love reading, going out, etc all the normal things people like rdoing and i lvoe sex, but i never get sex so idont really know do i. and soon as girls find out i have not had sex in so long they must thing im a fukin retard that doesntknow how to satisfy a woman. Im getting sick and tired of reading this shit about what women want, every profile nearly i see has women saying they want me with a big cock and muscular and toned. well i am neither of these but i am NOT FAT!!! what i am is a guy who will respect you care about you and treat you right. i would love to have just a a fuck friend i am open minded enough to do most things. but i have done nothing. and i fukin refuse to go fuck a prostitute, sorry but thats just fukin lowlife and i am not that type of person. so what the hell do i do, for years ive been on this site, deleted old profile and thought id hit the forums and find otu the truths behind women. I cant get laid period! cos no one cares how nice i am.thats why i say women are full of shit when they say all they want is a nice guy. im sorry but what the hell does that man anymore?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey Slyshynaugghtyguy... there's no need to go slinging off about prostitutes or anybody else. Have you ever met one? They're extraordinarily friendly people in my experience, they have to be. And what makes you think you are any better than any one of them? Have another read of mynameonyourlips comment above.... she seems to be very objective and is making a lot of sense.. at least to me. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
im sorry but maybe i should have put it a different way, i am not putting them down but i will not pay someone to fuck me cos no one else will fuck me, do you really think its going to do me any good to pay someone? i try so hard to find a girl and a relationship if that happens, i am a nice person that has morals and standards and i was brought up right, so i iwll not and i repeat not lowe myself to go see a prosititue, for one diseases 2 mosta re addicts 3 , i ahve been single for many many years and most of my life, why would i want to give myself more reason to be depressed? oh im such a fukin lsoer no girl wants me so i have to fuck prositiutes , seriosuly dude WTF!!!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
what the fuk do you want me to admit im a fukin virgin , yeah lets all fukin make fun of me cos i cant get sex yeah im such a fukin loser to try and lose my virginity to a prostitute, yeah im nothing ive been made to beleive that all my liofe all cos of the way women treat me, and now ive had a gutful of it and speak up and tell people my story i get abusive messages calling me things i wont repeat here, and so far theres more women abusing me than men. GG everyone , nice way to treat another human being.
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RHP User
16 years ago
But firstly, please reassure me that you are not calling me a prostitute! Yeah, I work for a living...and yes....I am friendly. Yes, I may have been known to sell myself out and be coerced into having intimate relations with a man/woman whatever. I've even done the whole sympathy phuck thing.... Uhoh...maybe I do qualify....ok...rates going UP as of now!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
hi sorry but i never ever ever said you were a prostitue :( and im really sorry you think that. im relaly not sure why you even came to that conclusion sorry. Im obviously getting off to a good start on here arent it :(
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RHP User
16 years ago
Shy, I can totally understand your frustration...really I can. Kudos to you for not being a part of the wooly bleating brigade or the splinter in my sphincter forum fence sitters but yeah, if you wish to improve the quality & quantity of your reply rate, then chill a little. Cya round the ooze pond
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RHP User
16 years ago
I would sure like to give that big cock a go!! 7inches round Wow!! never seen it but wold love to feel it, truescot if your up for me give me a shout! I have had some great sex and have found its more what the guy can do with his hands and mouth that will make me cum and squirt. But if you wish take my arse and pull my hair and hear me scream for more! Any man out there that think they can do that to me have to show me what thy pack first at checkmybum at yahoo dot com dot au. Send me a hot pic truescot and i will return some to you lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Is it a proportionate thing? or is it just how close a guy can get to rivalling a horse's dick? Seriously though- I know it depends on the girl but there is a limit to how much you can take before it just hurts right? Every guy wants the look of being hung like a horse- but in practicality you wouldnt be having a lot of good sex now would you?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Put the practicality aside for a second and look at it from the fantasy perspective. Such as the offbeat cougar factor. How many real women in their 40's upward look like the pic advertised on rhp's front page? No airbrushing in the real world kiddo....but does that deter the man-child? Hell no! I really thought ppl would have more imagination in a world where avatar and happy potter rule...go figure..lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
It's not what you look like or your dick size thats holding you back from finding someone, your not ugly, i bet when you smile your eyes light up, i know i have a friend with the same face, i love him very much. And all this talk about size..really...give me a choice between a nice man with 8 and a nice man with 6 ( WHICH IS QUITE NORMAL) i dont care i win with a nice man anyway. REMEMBER!! this is a sex site, these people'' including us'' use this site to find playmates to have sex with, we love the thrill, so of coarse these girls love big cocks but in the normal world its that smile on your face thats more important. Here's a tip. I recently dragged my husband to dancing lessons for a lattin wedding the woman outnumbered the men 4 to 1 and so many single ladys. Shy what your looking for is not here it's out there and you know when you've found her she'll say ''what took you so long''.ps i love a man who plays guitar that how my man won me over.
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RHP User
16 years ago
get the fuck over it and take the job in hand, for fucks sake.i am roooly understanding but your constant whining and whingingare just bringing the whole joint down. you aint ever gunna get laidwith that attitude pal and making us fellas embarressed to be males.ya got me to the point of telling ya to just fuck off but i'm looking for my happy place now. fuck man. i haven't been laid in over twoyears but it aint the end of the world. when the drought breaks, and will be when i decide, the dam will burst.fuckin get happy or fuck offdeputy Earl
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RHP User
16 years ago
Gawd dammit fella's....find that happy place tuit suit cos I don't think the world can take another (emotional) tsunami. Gladly offer my you my services Deputy Earl, seeing as how we are both brandishing 'the badge'....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Awwwwhhh See! In a swinger's world there's a place for everything and everything in it's place! Now, haven't I always said swingers are the most inclusive and friendly mob on the planet? Here we have a perfect pair of swingers.. quite happy to accommodate the thick and well hung lads ... and take it up the arse, hopefully concurrently, from a man less gifted in the dick size department. What a truly wonderful world it is in which we live. I adore the humanity found in this forum!!! A place for everything, see? How much more accomodating can one be? Hugs Stalky Quoting 'SWEETIEPIE2010' After careful consideration and a reasonable amount of research i have come to the conclusion that about 7 long and 6 in girth (or there abouts) is pure,devine, heavenly perfection for me. That being said, that would never get anywhere near my backside. SHY......i go for nice guy every time by the way. Nice it vital. It will happen Kisses Mrs Sweetiepie xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ok...that is about 2 hrs north of Bunbury.. Do I need to make an inspection and measure this huge apendage with my Bunnings tape? My strapon is 6" thick .around.....guys don't mind it. silly kisses sweetpetite41 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
i'm just off ta get my branding iron and stoke the fucking fire...need ta oil the wall irons too...cos we got some stringing up to do...theSHERIFF *getting mighty annoyed*
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RHP User
16 years ago
off to pack up the sin bin. be in Sydney in about a week.ahahahahahahaahahahahahhaaSeriously though, my dilema is my fault.workon 6 to 7 days with rotating shifts.when i not working i have my daughterwho is the love of my life. i have the forums for entertainmentso all cool.Earl, off to watch Shaun the sheep.
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RHP User
16 years ago
There is more to life than sex...yeah, it feels good, feels mighty good come to think of it...the warmth of your partner's body against yours, the taste of their lips....the sheer bliss of their touch...heady delight as you intimately explore one another ..um...Earl...better get your skates on mate...this sex stuff is AWESOME!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
was doin alright till you reminded me.lucky the target cattledog arrived today.ahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl (crikey, the plus size models are hot this year)
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RHP User
16 years ago
no one's going to get on here and brag about their holy grail of cocksthe ridicule and mocking would turn us guys into psychiatric basket casesjust be happy with what you come across in your travels and do your bestwe all know how you women can make the best of any situationalthough one must feel sorry for all the men who got left out when it came to getting just a normal size cock
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RHP User
16 years ago
At this post...and having a laugh at how the tide has turned. Seems guys have come out of the closet and asking all manner of questions about the size of their dicks...so it appears size does matter...to the blokes (even more than the women!) Gotta love a fairy tale ending....lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Is the guys who desperately wanted to brag about their endowment.. I mean, the ones who have hardly ever, if ever post in the forums but you managed to needle them out of the woodwork in a topic they know all about.. hehe.. perfect. And the ones who desperately want to brag but know not to.. but can't help themselves so they do it as sublte as they can possibly imagine... like.. errrr... that guy back there instance... hehe... and the women who say .. give me a big one.. wooohoo.. hehe..... and the women who saying oh stuff that it hurts... I mean... it's a great subject and who the fuck isnt interested in dick? hehe 200+ hits. lol. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
what about 8" is that common or not....judging by a lot of the woman i've spoke to online they say they have all had 10,11,12" cocks and its like well everyone ive met in person has never seen one so big yet are there ar lot of woman full of it online ?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Agreed Stalky, Gawd, some of the responses gave me a laugh! Seems as tho we have found something close to everyones heart.... a dick!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'eye_candy_23' what about 8" is that common or not....judging by a lot of the woman i've spoke to online they say they have all had 10,11,12" cocks and its like well everyone ive met in person has never seen one so big yet are there ar lot of woman full of it online ? Well...eye candy..if these ladies are having 10, 11 and 12 inch cocks...then Id say yes....they are FULL of it (literally..lol)
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RHP User
16 years ago
I am no where near 10" and yet at least 90 percent of women I have met have reacted to my size. I doubt a lot of women have had 10,11,12". Just like tv adds 2-3 kgs I think the internet adds 2-3 inchesQuoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'eye_candy_23' what about 8" is that common or not....judging by a lot of the woman i've spoke to online they say they have all had 10,11,12" cocks and its like well everyone ive met in person has never seen one so big yet are there ar lot of woman full of it online ? Well...eye candy..if these ladies are having 10, 11 and 12 inch cocks...then Id say yes....they are FULL of it (literally..lol)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Good, bad or just being kind?....lol Just messin with ya head brock...easily done when it comes to a man's manhood
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