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How big is too big?? or Conversely whats just downright embarrasing?

January 14 2010

I've had some to think lately...dangerous territory for me however I have an item to add to my sexual bucket list.... A real...living...9+ inch cock! (read the small or is that not so small print...has to have width too) I've not come face to face...nor any other body part, with what I consider a fictional character...tho had more than my fair share of run-in's with tiny tim's and modestly proportioned males. Thank goodness we had other things to entertain ourselves with..but thats not the issue here... Has anyone had an encounter of this magnitude? The search for the holy grail starts now!

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    OK Tina.. Tina??? OH well... awwwright Tina. It appears you are collecting as contacts some of the biggest dicks on RHP and I just wondered why, ... and I'm seriously clenching as I type, why is it that when I look at your profile friends list.... you have a picture of my unspoilt pimple free bottom so close to a picture of that Horse guy's massively big cock?? You're scaring me bebe! :p  Wooohoo. hehe... awwwhh awwwright. I don't mind..... but I would feel much more comfortable if you would just move Jose's bottom one panel the right. :p   Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    year 2000 thereabouts - played with one wouldve been about ten inches easy. couldnt get my mouth overthe knob, unhappy he was scares girls off he'd told me. beautiful cock tho, guy cute too.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I have a very big cock and was born that way I went to doctors when i was very young I hated it (they laughed and said dont worry when you are older you will understand)I  lost my virginity at 12 to a 17 yr girl  because of the size of it, speedos were the rage then and every one could see what I had to offer and thats why i stayed in the water and also ran for my towel when I got out and on my childhood holidays I was befriended by this 17 yr old girl for one reason my cock and she taught me a few lessons on how to use this cock of mine and I liked it.my cock using the old measurment and when it is very erect is around a true 9-10 inches very thick circumsized with a huge mushroom knob which all my past ladys have enjoyed and commented on, but I hated it when i was young loved it during my teens and younger 20s and 30s years and it delivered the goods for my beautifull Kids, But come my very late 30s and now my late 40s its not wanting to play the game anymore and fails to rise for some great opportunitys presented to it and me andbad timing as this is the time we my wife and i are sharing and enjoying ourselves sexually with others, been no real complaints from our playmates as there other ways to stimulate our partners but seems that most ladys once they see my huge cock they want it and definatley their partners want to see me enter and thrust my big member into their lady but at times it only gets half hard ( I can still penetrate and climax) or worse stays down even though I am very aroused and this is a dissapointment for some of our playmates i am sure even though they say nothing and we do other things I just make a remark that i am very tired or to much of a good thing etc,Viagra,Viatorin works sometimes but gives me massive headaches but I have found that absenance from sex for a few days before a good session does help me to rise for the occassion,so I think that it is hard for us guys who are well endowed as i have meet a few guys in similar situation and ALL are very well hung and yes it is the blood circulation and artries and veins that pack it in after a while and they cant circulate enough to keep them hard and maintain the weight of an erect cock a fact of life ,I use to go to doctors to complain about the size and how to reduce it and now i go and complain cause i cant get real hard any more (very limited anyway but i do hold out and substain for a good session with our play mates)ladys yes big cocks, they are out there younger might be harder, middle age a few problems but perserver and you will experience something great and stimulating and a great climax and with the added bonus of your partner watching you take it all, believe me men love to watch there ladys taking big cock they are the ones that encourage there ladys to take me, its all good as i enjoy seeing my wife taking cock and love it when she has climaxed with others as i cant always deliver the goods cheers

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky' OK Tina.. Tina??? OH well... awwwright Tina. It appears you are collecting as contacts some of the biggest dicks on RHP and I just wondered why, ... and I'm seriously clenching as I type, why is it that when I look at your profile friends list.... you have a picture of my unspoilt pimple free bottom so close to a picture of that Horse guy's massively big cock?? You're scaring me bebe! :p  Wooohoo. hehe... awwwhh awwwright. I don't mind..... but I would feel much more comfortable if you would just move Jose's bottom one panel the right. :p   Hugs Stalky Stalk, hey..I like it...let's defy aussie tradition in adding to a name...Stalk brings about a whole new set of images coupled with your smooth, toned, impossibly delicious...."lost in a world of pretty pictures'....... BACK albeit somewhat breathless..... I have no idea where I was going with this.....'more pretty pictures'....... BACK albeit slightly more damp than the first time.. (its hot!) Ya just gotta love that eh Stalk? I mean...its not often one gets to feast their eyes on that much man meat.....I almost need another set (of eyes) to take it all in...(ahem..so not going to state the obvious there...lol) You should be ashamed of yourself tho Stalk, objectifying the man like that....shame on u!! (relocating pics as you so suggest....notice how I pander to your every whim???????)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'sindarella' year 2000 thereabouts - played with one wouldve been about ten inches easy. couldnt get my mouth overthe knob, unhappy he was scares girls off he'd told me. beautiful cock tho, guy cute too. Hi Sin, I bow to you sin...for you have encountered the holiest of holy grails...a handsome hung hummer!!! Yet another interesting tangent.....cock eye candy..with all this Ralph mag style voting of hottest bods, birds, bums, blokes etc etc etc...how about a contest worth of RHP...The Most Handsome hummer & maybe...volumptious vag?

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'swingcoupleoz'I have a very big cock and was born that way I went to doctors when i was very young I hated it (they laughed and said dont worry when you are older you will understand)I  lost my virginity at 12 to a 17 yr girl  because of the size of it, speedos were the rage then and every one could see what I had to offer and thats why i stayed in the water and also ran for my towel when I got out and on my childhood holidays I was befriended by this 17 yr old girl for one reason my cock and she taught me a few lessons on how to use this cock of mine and I liked it.my cock using the old measurment and when it is very erect is around a true 9-10 inches very thick circumsized with a huge mushroom knob which all my past ladys have enjoyed and commented on, but I hated it when i was young loved it during my teens and younger 20s and 30s years and it delivered the goods for my beautifull Kids, But come my very late 30s and now my late 40s its not wanting to play the game anymore and fails to rise for some great opportunitys presented to it and me andbad timing as this is the time we my wife and i are sharing and enjoying ourselves sexually with others, been no real complaints from our playmates as there other ways to stimulate our partners but seems that most ladys once they see my huge cock they want it and definatley their partners want to see me enter and thrust my big member into their lady but at times it only gets half hard ( I can still penetrate and climax) or worse stays down even though I am very aroused and this is a dissapointment for some of our playmates i am sure even though they say nothing and we do other things I just make a remark that i am very tired or to much of a good thing etc,Viagra,Viatorin works sometimes but gives me massive headaches but I have found that absenance from sex for a few days before a good session does help me to rise for the occassion,so I think that it is hard for us guys who are well endowed as i have meet a few guys in similar situation and ALL are very well hung and yes it is the blood circulation and artries and veins that pack it in after a while and they cant circulate enough to keep them hard and maintain the weight of an erect cock a fact of life ,I use to go to doctors to complain about the size and how to reduce it and now i go and complain cause i cant get real hard any more (very limited anyway but i do hold out and substain for a good session with our play mates)ladys yes big cocks, they are out there younger might be harder, middle age a few problems but perserver and you will experience something great and stimulating and a great climax and with the added bonus of your partner watching you take it all, believe me men love to watch there ladys taking big cock they are the ones that encourage there ladys to take me, its all good as i enjoy seeing my wife taking cock and love it when she has climaxed with others as i cant always deliver the goods cheers     hey there male of cpl... Ya know, your thready bit took me on a journey...I did a Victoria....and experienced at least 8 mood changes in one sitting! No wonder you are claiming back your control of Mr Big! Having been taken advantage of and objectified as you most clearly have been at an age where you should've been enjoying the 'usual' self discovery journey instead of being launched into a girl/woman's sexual fantasy! I know its not" politically" nor" blokey" correct to expouse the aforementioned, as I know some would read your contribution and think...Oh yeah...way to go dude!!!...but for me...its as obvious as...dare I say it?.....doggie danglers. Gotta say...thanks...that was one helluva read....wishing u and your lovely lady all the best Anna xx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Cons    Blow jobs. Whenever I've seen porn and the buxom star of the show drops to her knees and takes most or all of the guys cock in her mouth, I wonder what that would actually feel like. It looks incredible. I think I like blow jobs more than sex. Maybe its just because I'm hoping for that woman who can take it all rather than a little bit more than the head. There are times I actually wish it was smaller.    Sometimes it doesn't fit. Back when I was 18 I met a girl and we hit it off. After a couple of weeks where we had fooled around a little we got a hotel room for the weekend. We spent all weekend trying to get me inside to no avail. Baths, massages, oral sex (I think I performed a years worth of licking pussy in that weekend), fingers, etc. In the end I still had a good time because I love 69 but we never had sex.    Time. Due to the amount of stretching involved on the womans side any intercourse has a time limit.    Limited sex positions. A lot of women I am with find doggy style/reverse cowgirl to be uncomfortable or painful with me yet they enjoy it with other men they've been with.    Every time is like her first time. Every time I have sex with someone for the first time it is (difficult is not the right word) .... awkward. Once I get part of the way in she will ask me to stop for a little bit so she can used to it. Then I can slowly start moving again.    She is sore afterward. No opportunity there for 5 or 6 times a day.    Normal condoms don't fit. Try buying large size condoms from a vending machine or a 7-Eleven at 3 am.    Uncomfortable. When I am wearing jeans or tight fitting pants and my soldier needs to stand at attention it becomes extremely uncomfortable. Pros    Curiosity. When I was younger my friends would actually make jokes about it and when we went out to meet girls they would always mention I had a big cock as it would embarrass me (shy guy). Often though it would work to my advantage and some of the girls would want to know if it was true, and I had some good times as a  result.    Word of mouth. I've had girls ring me after I've slept with their friend because they have heard all the details the next day and they want to try it themselves. In these situations I do what all upstanding members of the male community do, I attempt to get the 2 friends to come over so I can experience the coveted FFM combination. Have not met the right group of friends yet but I have not given up hope.  ;)  I am open to any invitations.    Most women REALLY enjoy it. I've had times where it hasn't even been 60 seconds before my lady friend says we have to stop. But that is not the norm.    I really enjoy it. I love it when I'm inside her and she is telling me how big it is or how deep it is or even how full she feels (This one always makes me think about George Costanza and the Risotto .... see below). Good luck in your quest A cock    It does not get you a discount on anything.    It will not get you to the front of any queue.    It does not make you smarter ( You might get a little dumber due to loss of blood to your brain when it's erect).    It does not make a full tank of petrol go further.    It does not make a shopping trolley full of groceries any cheaper.     It is just a cock.    Extract from Seinfeld Series 5 Episode 1 -The  Mango (Karin starts moaning and lights a cigarette after finishing dinner) GEORGE: You seem like you really enjoyed your Risotto. You have a very contented air over there. You look very contented, very satisfied. Are you satisfied? KARIN: I'm very satisfied. GEORGE: I'm sure if you weren't satisfied you would probably say something wouldn't you? KARIN: I probably would. But then again I'm an enigma. GEORGE: Hey listen... instead of the movie... maybe we'll go back and... you know... KARIN: Maybe. GEORGE: So... you feel okay about that whole thing... what we do in there... generally okay with everything in there? KARIN: Generally. GEORGE: Do you feel the way you feel after the Risotto? KARIN: No, I feel full after the Risotto. LOL  :D P.S. Smile at everyone you walk past in the street. It is contagious.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I was having this debate with a couple of girls at a BBQ recently....size and all that.... having a few to drink I suggested to the young lady my cock was pretty long. SHe wouldn't believe me, how dare she. I even said but im bleck! To prove the point I pointed to the cat lying in the sun. " Bet you my cock is as long as the cats tail, How long do you think that cats tail is" She guessed about 12 inches... Well that's how long my cock is! Prove she demanded. Up for the challenge, we grabbed a tape measure. First we measured the cats tail...11.5 inches...( crowd gathering) I dropped my daks....had a few strokes... and 7 inches she cried out! But excuse my protested..."Where did you measure the cats tail from?" She replied from its bum". "well" I suggested" Try measuring mine from my arse as well!" LOL come on! thats a little funny right!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    where is the recomend place 4 takeing mesurments top botom or side? kus from the bottom at the start of the nut sack im about 11 inches lol

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'Julesjordan'I was having this debate with a couple of girls at a BBQ recently....size and all that.... having a few to drink I suggested to the young lady my cock was pretty long. SHe wouldn't believe me, how dare she. I even said but im bleck! To prove the point I pointed to the cat lying in the sun. " Bet you my cock is as long as the cats tail, How long do you think that cats tail is" She guessed about 12 inches... Well that's how long my cock is! Prove she demanded. Up for the challenge, we grabbed a tape measure. First we measured the cats tail...11.5 inches...( crowd gathering) I dropped my daks....had a few strokes... and 7 inches she cried out! But excuse my protested..."Where did you measure the cats tail from?" She replied from its bum". "well" I suggested" Try measuring mine from my arse as well!" LOL come on! thats a little funny right! That was really clever I have to admit. But did you get a shag out of it? ... cause I'm not going to borrow that line if it didnt work... :p   HUgs Stalky

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Nice work, mate. Great read.   Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    hehe... well... I've been watching and noticed you've developed quite a collection now, TinaLips. I think a bbq is in order... you can line us all up and make us parade around for a few of your friends.... Brightstar, Mumma and Elledee.... something special.... like abalone and real butcher's sausages on the bbq might be appropriate... I see Hose A has changed his avatar... both of us feeling a little exposed I should think.. after the friends list shuffle.... at least I'm now a little further away from "that thing"! hehe. Objectified by copious numbers of indulgent eomen? Men like that, generally.... except when they're still coming to grips with themselves... :p   Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'ReallyGoodFun'Cons   Blow jobs. Whenever I've seen porn and the buxom star of the show drops to her knees and takes most or all of the guys cock in her mouth, I wonder what that would actually feel like. It looks incredible. I think I like blow jobs more than sex. Maybe its just because I'm hoping for that woman who can take it all rather than a little bit more than the head. There are times I actually wish it was smaller.   Sometimes it doesn't fit. Back when I was 18 I met a girl and we hit it off. After a couple of weeks where we had fooled around a little we got a hotel room for the weekend. We spent all weekend trying to get me inside to no avail. Baths, massages, oral sex (I think I performed a years worth of licking pussy in that weekend), fingers, etc. In the end I still had a good time because I love 69 but we never had sex.   Time. Due to the amount of stretching involved on the womans side any intercourse has a time limit.   Limited sex positions. A lot of women I am with find doggy style/reverse cowgirl to be uncomfortable or painful with me yet they enjoy it with other men they've been with.   Every time is like her first time. Every time I have sex with someone for the first time it is (difficult is not the right word) .... awkward. Once I get part of the way in she will ask me to stop for a little bit so she can used to it. Then I can slowly start moving again.   She is sore afterward. No opportunity there for 5 or 6 times a day.   Normal condoms don't fit. Try buying large size condoms from a vending machine or a 7-Eleven at 3 am.   Uncomfortable. When I am wearing jeans or tight fitting pants and my soldier needs to stand at attention it becomes extremely uncomfortable.Pros   Curiosity. When I was younger my friends would actually make jokes about it and when we went out to meet girls they would always mention I had a big cock as it would embarrass me (shy guy). Often though it would work to my advantage and some of the girls would want to know if it was true, and I had some good times as a  result.   Word of mouth. I've had girls ring me after I've slept with their friend because they have heard all the details the next day and they want to try it themselves. In these situations I do what all upstanding members of the male community do, I attempt to get the 2 friends to come over so I can experience the coveted FFM combination. Have not met the right group of friends yet but I have not given up hope.  ;)  I am open to any invitations.   Most women REALLY enjoy it. I've had times where it hasn't even been 60 seconds before my lady friend says we have to stop. But that is not the norm.   I really enjoy it. I love it when I'm inside her and she is telling me how big it is or how deep it is or even how full she feels (This one always makes me think about George Costanza and the Risotto .... see below).Good luck in your quest A cock   It does not get you a discount on anything.   It will not get you to the front of any queue.   It does not make you smarter ( You might get a little dumber due to loss of blood to your brain when it's erect).   It does not make a full tank of petrol go further.   It does not make a shopping trolley full of groceries any cheaper.    It is just a cock.   Extract from Seinfeld Series 5 Episode 1 -The  Mango (Karin starts moaning and lights a cigarette after finishing dinner) GEORGE: You seem like you really enjoyed your Risotto. You have a very contented air over there. You look very contented, very satisfied. Are you satisfied? KARIN: I'm very satisfied. GEORGE: I'm sure if you weren't satisfied you would probably say something wouldn't you? KARIN: I probably would. But then again I'm an enigma. GEORGE: Hey listen... instead of the movie... maybe we'll go back and... you know... KARIN: Maybe. GEORGE: So... you feel okay about that whole thing... what we do in there... generally okay with everything in there? KARIN: Generally. GEORGE: Do you feel the way you feel after the Risotto? KARIN: No, I feel full after the Risotto.LOL  :DP.S. Smile at everyone you walk past in the street. It is contagious. I think you are my soul mate....can u send me a dick pic just to make 100% certain....PLEASE??... (lol...awsome read...thanks duuuude!!)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'goths' where is the recomend place 4 takeing mesurments top botom or side? kus from the bottom at the start of the nut sack im about 11 inches lol starting at the neck... lol Stalky, I defer to your expertise in this ...erm...matter ps: I LOVE goths.....u guys rule!! (cos u like to dress up too)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky' hehe... well... I've been watching and noticed you've developed quite a collection now, TinaLips. I think a bbq is in order... you can line us all up and make us parade around for a few of your friends.... Brightstar, Mumma and Elledee.... something special.... like abalone and real butcher's sausages on the bbq might be appropriate... I see Hose A has changed his avatar... both of us feeling a little exposed I should think.. after the friends list shuffle.... at least I'm now a little further away from "that thing"! hehe. Objectified by copious numbers of indulgent eomen? Men like that, generally.... except when they're still coming to grips with themselves... :p   Hugs Stalky Firstly: LOLOLOLOLOL@ Jules thready bit...but..what is bleck?...oh...ohhhhhhh! Secondly: LOLOLOLOLOL@ "at least Im now a lottle further away from 'that thing' I think I enjoy laughing more than sex...probably cos Im getting more laughs from RHP than sex....geez...I wonder why??? lol Stalky, I lay no claim to Tina whatsoever...she is....a total embarrassment to the rest of us. Moving along (at a rapid rate of knots) I've been doing some thinking Mr S....and you know that always leads to trouble (for me mostly) BUT what do you think of the following idea: A Bbq in My dungeon? The guys: BYO meat I'm working on the agenda....and its looking pretty good even if I do say so myself!! (mostly an amalgam of items identified in Forum posts) BUT (pt 2)What if I gave a party..and no1 came?....Seinfeld and Frasier ep all rolled into one..LOL (did u get the subtle innuendo?) Moving along..(again) I want more space to show my friends....Im thinking a different theme for each week. That way I get to pay homage to each and every1's foibles and features. Noice pic from Jose eh?..whoaaarrrr!! Anna xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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    16 years ago

    Did you just mention a dungeon?? Oh I get it.. this is where you torment that poor innocent little dancing bear into submission... lolz.... Well if nobody shows up... then I suppose it will just be you, Anna Avocado, Tina, Me, myself and Irene... and the bear.. that should be more than enough for a BBQ anyway. Shrugs and you can explain your in my endo later... ok.. well it is nearly cocktail hour... did you expect me to work on this retort all day long? hehe.   Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Not a euphemism for anything other than a room other than my bedroom, currently undergoing a refurb. Gots me a user friendly tooly type bloke who's been nagging me to make a few home improvements of the nastee kind..lol BUT, seeing as how we have already have a crowd b'tween the both of us....(minus teddy cos she is an innocent) at least we know there will be someone 'coming'...get the in my end ohhhh? LOL.. Hope you enjoyed your cocktail...HOUR?? OMG...wooohoooo!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hey are you calling back???

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'speakert'Hey are you calling back??? Oh dear....is this the drawback of infamy??   I would....cos man! ur cute....from top to toe! ur lovely..with a wonderful soh...with just enough k's b'tween us to keep u safe.... BUT...My butt is nervous..tense...uptight even and...I believe you know the reason...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Its all i've pretty much had :P There's no method to it, cant exactly tell by their shoe size although the guy's 'ego' has alot to do with it...I guess its just luck in my case!! Loving this quote "Such a pity when the average sized cock is attached to was an even bigger one." VERY TRUE!I've only had one good big one... (ssssh it might go to his head or even his little head lol!!)   Size isnt everything, quality over quantity anyday I say ;)

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' I think you are my soul mate....can u send me a dick pic just to make 100% certain....PLEASE??... (lol...awsome read...thanks duuuude!!) Lol. Due to my concerns over identity theft I am not sure I should be handing over my credentials so easily. I don't want just anybody taking control of it.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    The definition of frustration.. being fucked all night by a two inch dick, and being kissed good-bye with a seven inch tongue..

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'ReallyGoodFun' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' I think you are my soul mate....can u send me a dick pic just to make 100% certain....PLEASE??... (lol...awsome read...thanks duuuude!!)Lol. Due to my concerns over identity theft I am not sure I should be handing over my credentials so easily. I don't want just anybody taking control of it. Its ok, you can relax, ur married...... bloody hell...so its true!!? all the good ones area taken...grr

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    16 years ago

    awwwhhh Lippy. hehe hehe. (that's my evil narcissictic laugh... it's a double hehe.. ok?).   How sweet of you to think of me all the time.   Hugs Stalky     Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Its ok, you can relax, ur married...... bloody hell...so its true!!? all the good ones area taken...grr

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    16 years ago

    Have just spent some time reading through this long thread (in between working) and have yet to see any indication on what average is in the width department.   We've established that around 6" long is the average, but what about the width? Any suggestions?   Regards, "Mr Average"

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    16 years ago

    Re: post pilferer's q...aka majere (is that like mahjong?) All this talk of girth....length....is.....driving me nuts..and its a short enough trip to crazy town for me as it is... Tagging you Stalky...you seem to be an expert of the male schlong... (ps: oh! ur married?..didnt notice THAT on ur profile or several posts and thready bits...nope...didnt notice it AT ALL!) Anna...taking her avacado and joining a nunnery (again)

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    16 years ago

    Avacado... Colour me confused.   Re: post pilferer's q...aka majere (is that like mahjong?) - Still confused.   Married? Sometime in the next year or so (I hope)... they just didn't have an Engaged and the other half didn't like Attached (There are rules I must abide by... she who must be obeyed etc ;) ).

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    After extensive research and participation in Yahoo answers Men's Health section I am advised that ....... The average circumference of a human penis is approximately 4 1/2  ~ 5 inches. Apparently 5 1/2 inches is good news and the ladies in Women's Health section say that anything over 6" in circumference is whoa baby.   Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'Mynameonurlips'   Its ok, you can relax, ur married......    bloody hell...so its true!!?   all the good ones area taken...grr From reading your profile I know your thoughts on married guys however if any others are interested then get in touch and we can have some fun. Don't be shy. Try this pick up line.............Hello.

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    16 years ago

    Not many posts about the DOWNRIGHT EMBARRASSING.How common is the male twisty?

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky' hehe... well... I've been watching and noticed you've developed quite a collection now, TinaLips. I think a bbq is in order... you can line us all up and make us parade around for a few of your friends.... Brightstar, Mumma and Elledee.... something special.... like abalone and real butcher's sausages on the bbq might be appropriate... I see Hose A has changed his avatar... both of us feeling a little exposed I should think.. after the friends list shuffle.... at least I'm now a little further away from "that thing"! hehe. Objectified by copious numbers of indulgent eomen? Men like that, generally.... except when they're still coming to grips with themselves... :p   Hugs Stalky errr...is that a horsee or a donkey???....wait!..i am referring to...well you knows...bad stalky...hehejose...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Oooo.....Jose' with the mostay! Can I take the scenic 'route' around your bumps & curves? Pretty please? With anna avacado on top???? What a way to celebrate Australia Day!!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Much like the prettiest girl in high school tended to get away with being a bitch to everyone else, well-endowed men often seem to consider the size of their package a license for laziness in bed, treating it as the reincarnation of cavemen’s clubs...as though women will simply fall at their feet in a swoon of sexual frenzy from the mere sight of the thing. Having a big one means a whole lot more to men than it does to most women, and it does absolutely nothing to make a man better in bed--in fact, a man with a truly large penis who lacks skill is often actively worse than an average sized man of the same skill because a large erection is difficult to manipulate, a challenge to perform oral sex on, and hurts to fuck if it’s done badly.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Your internet investigation has done you proud mr married guy! Nothing like spending hours pouring over copious quantities of literature to find something that states the obvious is there? lol

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    RHP User

    16 years ago

    True story. A workmate is at the casino and starts chatting up  these girl, he is as drunk as a skunk and slurring he's words. The two girls are laughing and giggling at him slurring he's words. Finally the blonde one says, how big is your old fella....Joey sighs and says" about 6 inches!" . She says " a pity me and my girlfiend only take 12inches or more" .Joes quick as a flash says " But ok, but maybe I can go twice, 6 inches now 6 inches later.lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'Julesjordan' True story. A workmate is at the casino and starts chatting up  these girl, he is as drunk as a skunk and slurring he's words. The two girls are laughing and giggling at him slurring he's words. Finally the blonde one says, how big is your old fella....Joey sighs and says" about 6 inches!" . She says " a pity me and my girlfiend only take 12inches or more" .Joes quick as a flash says " But ok, but maybe I can go twice, 6 inches now 6 inches later.lol. I'll have to remember that one!!!...lol oh...wait....I don't have a dick.... How come there isnt any female pick up lines/quips??????????????

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    We met a guy who was 9-10 inches but quite small in girth and new how to use it as well but turned out to be a bigger tool in personality than down below .then we met a guy who was prob an inch smaller in lenth but was I would call the thickest I have ever seen in my limited experiance and has given me great times repeatedly when we get time to catch up and is a great guy to go with it .    So i would go for personality as much as size any day as it is easyer to enjoy yourself in good company everytime

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting countrycpl So i would go for personality as much as size any day as it is easyer to enjoy yourself in good company everytime   Me too however its like searching for a needle in a haystack!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I still think you can get one to work the top while another guy is working on the business end, and then they swap... it's a perfect tag team operation and guys really get a good insight from the wwwrestling federation.... plus spandex! Guys love wearing those wrestling outfits! C'mon Anna! Ding ding ding.... C'mon!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    well i am 21-22cm long just under 9 inches

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I've seen heaps of big cocks, most pornos have a guy hung like sea Pharr lap. The thing is, most girls that want to ride one are more interested in the one off, "how will I go on a big cock blah blah". I generally have to go easy on a girl first off, so how's a guy with a dick another 1/3rd bigger gonna go?.   I have noticed in just about any porno I've seen that once a guys cock gets a certain size he doesn't get the whole lot in, it's like having a ferrari and never driving it down a road where you can open it up. The guy has a massive cock but most of it is stays dry.   If you're fucking a guy and he makes you cum, you've done ok I reckon, a big cock that's only going half way in you is a waste, I wanna be sunk up to my balls and I feel sorry for people that aren't.

  • soccer1304

    soccer1304

    16 years ago

    im only 21 yrs old and i im roughly 10 inches... some girls can take after a few days of sex others can only take half  before it starts to hurt them...   but from both groups of woman they tell me they prefer larger

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'soccer1304' im only 21 yrs old and i im roughly 10 inches... some girls can take after a few days of sex others can only take half  before it starts to hurt them...   but from both groups of woman they tell me they prefer larger Did u hear that?????? OH DARN!  ur 21....(did ya hear me cry??) lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky'I still think you can get one to work the top while another guy is working on the business end, and then they swap... it's a perfect tag team operation and guys really get a good insight from the wwwrestling federation.... plus spandex! Guys love wearing those wrestling outfits! C'mon Anna! Ding ding ding.... C'mon!! Dinging like crazy here Stalky.....WHY CAN'T ANYONE HEAR ME??.... Onehung low in the yakity yak & One hung evenlower in the "business end"? Hmm...I have a sneaking suspicion that you're trying to shut me up....lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'pej001'well i am 21-22cm long just under 9 inches and I see ur visiting my profile....things are lookin UP

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'customer69'Oops, my field study results are starting to be released Anna avacado...but not so big, that I walk strangely the next day, lest the kids notice that I have been out studying!shhhh trish Oh to be taking the bow legged walk of WOW... How about we take pics of our volunteers Trish? That way we can compare and commiserate or congratulate!! Love ya looooong time Anna A xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'totalbastard' I've seen heaps of big cocks, most pornos have a guy hung like sea Pharr lap. The thing is, most girls that want to ride one are more interested in the one off, "how will I go on a big cock blah blah". I generally have to go easy on a girl first off, so how's a guy with a dick another 1/3rd bigger gonna go?.   I have noticed in just about any porno I've seen that once a guys cock gets a certain size he doesn't get the whole lot in, it's like having a ferrari and never driving it down a road where you can open it up. The guy has a massive cock but most of it is stays dry.   If you're fucking a guy and he makes you cum, you've done ok I reckon, a big cock that's only going half way in you is a waste, I wanna be sunk up to my balls and I feel sorry for people that aren't. Chasin laughs as always...and came across this gem!! laughing my wobbly bits right off!!!! thanks TB...got my laugh for the day..now off to do s'more research.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    That way we could double his age and he would be almost legal... um, yeah distorted logic on my behalf but ya get that at the thought of 10 INCHES.....stocking up in ice packs just in case yeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Check the low price airfares stat. hehe... Pack an extra cushion for the ride home. :p   Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    at a modest 7.5 length i guess i fall into the mr average range. however girth is another matter. i was blessed in this dept. only downside if i can think of one is that the "quicky" is normally not possible. but hey, who can ever complain about going that little bit further in the foreplay stakes just to make sure she is comfortable with the stretch. must say that the feeling of a vice like grip around me often has my eyes getting crossed up sooner than i would at times prefer. NB now i aint gonna make any false claims here as the return comments could be rather damaging

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Ok thats it....next post Im ...er...posting...is going to be about allergies......or something equally inane cos all this talk about length, stretching, girth, and so on and so forth...is..having a detrimental effect on my mental health....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky' Check the low price airfares stat. hehe... Pack an extra cushion for the ride home. :p   Hugs Stalky       Read the fine print Stalky...holy grail must be willing to travel cock on wheels so to speak (or wings) Ooo...another idea for a post....to what lengths do we go in order to get a length....??

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    that had me crossing my legs  she didnt even really seem to enjoy it  and the idea of not having fast fun sex because you have to go slow and gentle turns me off   give me hard and fast anyday

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    that had me crossing my legs  she didnt even really seem to enjoy it  and the idea of not having fast fun sex because you have to go slow and gentle turns me off   give me hard and fast anyday

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    that had me crossing my legs  she didnt even really seem to enjoy it  and the idea of not having fast fun sex because you have to go slow and gentle turns me off   give me hard and fast anyday

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Gee. yet another great idea for a post....doesnt it just annoy the beejeezus outta ya when your post doubles and in this case triples?.... lol indigo.....and in response to yours....hard and fast!!! omg...yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    This whole thread is just a beat up on men who arent hung like porn stars.Im pretty unhappy at the thickness of my dick, its pretty much bang on average, i hate it, needs to be thicker. This conversation only reitterates that.My better half says my dick is perfectly fine and she wouldnt change it, i have my doubts but she holds fast to her decision. At the end of the day id still like a bit more thickness.and OMFG "massive intruder" is not wrong, jesus christ. How the hell does she fit that... it would be like getting fisted.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    From the looks of things you have absolutely nothing to worry about M of sxy cpl!! Re massive intruder...obviously there is a market for huge cock porn just as with any other....just another kink and nothing to get too hung up on....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I had an African boyfriend for a while when I was overseas (yeah I found the stereotype is true lol) and I never measured him but EASILY the biggest I have ever seen. But really, with a weapon that big you should have to be carefully trained in its use- I'm only small (156cm) and sometimes he was a bit too enthusiastic! Med size and nice and thick gets my vote :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Sxycouple dude, It's just people talking about their favourite subject.. namely cock... and nobody is intentionally getting beat up, least of all you... in fact.. taking another look at your profile pic... I for one am positively jealous! Regardless of what anyone has said... the old adage holds true... "women never complain about dick size while they are having an orgasm."   Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky' the old adage holds true... "women never complain about dick size while they are having an orgasm." All too true. I've not had any complaints and I'm hung like a Malley Bull Fly.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    You are absolutely right Stalky & Maj! Mainly as there is not a dick in sight when I orgasm.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    What you need lippy is a great big chunk of "aussie_beef" to tide you over until Maj and I get there to help you to your feet. :p   Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Hell no! Get ya skates on boys....

  • SexyArse

    SexyArse

    16 years ago

    Now when anyone is talking of size they say that the bigger the better.  Well I beg to differ in some cases.  Firstly you can get a guy that has a huge cock and he really has no clue how to use it.  Penetration is also not the only thing that counts when having sex.  Sex to me is the package inc oral (giving and receiving), foreplay in general and of course the big "O".  I have had sex with guys that have had huge cocks but I did not have an orgasm.  My husband has a decent size cock in length but it has a good girth.  He makes me cum like no one has ever done and that is because he is the package and he knows how to use it.  Then u get the other end of the spectrum which is a small and/or skinny cock.  Now that to me is a waste of time with regards to penetration.  If it doesn't even touch the sides, I don't feel it!  It doesn't feel like sex.  Now a guy can compensate in this area. If he is small I am sure he would know it.  Get out the toys, use ur tongue and ur fingers and complete the package.  What have you got to lose.  Make the woman cum from other means!  I am sure she will thank you in return by indulging your senses.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I would like to add a twist to this thread. To set the record straight, I am average length with a reasonable girth when erect and I am a grower.   I have often wondered if the ladies base their ideas on how big  cock will be erect to it's size flacid. And indeed make shagging desicions based on this.   I discussed with with a gay friend (decades ago) one night after many drinks and he said you're either a shower or a grower. He went further to say that the showers don't chnage much in length and girth where as he had be presently surprised (like christmas he said) when he found a grower that grew to the size of a shower when erect! He said too that he loved the feeling of a flacid grower in his mouth and feeling it grow and get very hard. Yeah, he was trying to pick me up - the evil look in his eyes said it all. For the record, he was not sucessful.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Gawd... it pays to shower before you show'er your grower, I suppose. At least this explains the lack of affinity my cock has with cold water. :p Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    where do you mesure from?top or ball sack thers about 1 and a half inches difrence

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'goths'where do you mesure from?top or ball sack thers about 1 and a half inches difrence lmfao .... Apparently the internation recommended unit of RHP measurement is performed by somehow using toilet paper rolls and I never quite figured it out... but other people just measure the top of their cock.... soem guys around here clearly measure all the way passed their nutsack to their sphinkter... lol.   Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Oh hasn't this post hit rock bottom...pardon the voluntary pun unlike the sphincter which is comprised of involuntary muscles that an encircles an orifice of the body or one of its hollow organs.   Hey! I'm trying to salvage something from this latest discussion ok? lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Ohhh.....aussie_beef...NOW I get it....gawd wakey wakey!!! Mmm....you're right Stalky...not bad...not bad at all!! You have this whole reverse pimp thing down pat! lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I've had women on top and actually hurt thmselves on my penis. It's an awfull experience for both involved so penetration as to be measured.   At the end of the day, it's all about the finess, sensitivity and intimacy of the encounter that counts

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I want to have sex with chiverlyone (attitude)!! Have no idea where strathpine is AND whether he is a willing participant or not....BUT Ive noticed there are quite a few men here whose minds Id love to get up close and personal with! Preview of next Post: I WANNA FUCK WITH YOUR HEAD (s'cuse the french)   Warning! Guys: if your sick of seeing my random posts then stop giving me stuff to write about! (lol)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Hehe I could see that one coming! Speaking about Vladd the Impailer, I had an epiphone the other day! See, pillion passengers are always bitching about the Triumph's acceleration catching then unawares and quite frankly I'm sick of pretty girls grabbing the closest thing they can to prevent a fall... I mean keep your hands to yourself babe, give it time for the bight marks to heal! So I figured, if I tie a ridgid strap on to the seat....... wait a minute.... did you just suggest you were interested in head jobs?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I met a 30 year old man from another adult site who is amazingly thick and porn start length...too long. Easily 9 long or more, well too long for me. Too long to be fucked hard doggy style...but we've had fun. He flew out of the country for a month today. He will be back. Lovely man and cute to boot, Jamie Oliver style.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    No sympathy for you whatsoever Mr S! If you choose to ride around a big boy's two wheeler AND introduce a passenger for a threesome then of course your gear stick is gunna cop some...er...stick. Speaking of giving head.... God yes! Freud can perhaps explain it better than I can however suffice to say I suffer from extended oral fixation. Whilst I may have taken a stance on the whole 'my clit isnt up my butt or down my throat' ....I'm beginning to rethink said stance....AND the purpose of tonsils!! Could they be the mother ship? (of clit) This is one for the medical journals ladies and gents!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'sexy_swede' I dont get why girls like big cocks and "search" for them when once they get one  they complain its to big...and it hurts to much...is this just my experience, have been with my fair share of girls and women, and alot of them have lightened up as children in a candystore and once they get itinto them they say to be careful and slowdown...they say it hurts to much...is this common or just my experiences./sexy swede xo I have to agree with Swede, also having the sacred length and girth is not ALWAYS a major plus for us.I'd say it's pretty much 60/40 in my experience for girls who could handle things without flinching.I guess the best phrase to use in these circumstances is ..... "Just say when" =P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'chiverlyone' I've had women on top and actually hurt thmselves on my penis. It's an awfull experience for both involved so penetration as to be measured.   At the end of the day, it's all about the finess, sensitivity and intimacy of the encounter that counts Another good point...... not forgetting doggy though tooIf you're with the right person, (cos at the end of the day, 'some' women can only handle so much) then the multiples will just flowwwww!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'ramitintome'I met a 30 year old man from another adult site who is amazingly thick and porn start length...too long. Easily 9 long or more, well too long for me. Too long to be fucked hard doggy style...but we've had fun. He flew out of the country for a month today. He will be back. Lovely man and cute to boot, Jamie Oliver style. On ya ramitintome.....I've lost count of the times I've said those very words...sigh

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Yeah.. you just gotta love the well endowered backpackers... .. and you dear sweet ladies keep the tourist industry alive and deserve more recognition for your .. errrr.. .. sacrafice. :p  Yeah, he'll be back.... witha name chance, different face.. whatever.. and keep nailing more than willing Aussie ladies looking for a minor kidney adjustment :p... enjoy!   Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I'm a grower,  i've been told i'm to big, by a few lady's. but i don't think it that big, just going off reply's, lol. pic on profile if interested in the size, but on the soft it's nothing to look at....   Yokal_19

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Look at Moi...look at moi!! ok...so Im lookn...and listening to the boys with the growers, showers and hungers BUT...Im not seeing zip...(guest status sucks!!) Um, mind sending me a drawing and a business card? OR show up at the maccas driveway on the corner of Phallic Ave & Park....I'll be the bloated red splotchy chicky babe with score cards in one hand and a crane at the ready to road test ya theories....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    hey thought this was interesting ,& well a tad funny ,just wondering have you surched wellhung ,big boy etc etc on the quest. i must say im not that big just healthy 7inch ish ,have been with a ladys   that have been with guys that pack a larger bit off tackel but not enjoyed it ?? why ?? was seeing a lady for a year or so who could orgasm 15 times or more in a session and squirt all over me  when super turned on ,i think its in the way you use it ,mix it up  etc that was fun times was seeing two highly sexed ladys  arfter a while i felt like a man whore cheap alls they wanted was more sex  but thats life ,so you had the 10 inch session or how would you take it hard n fast or slown carefull hope you enjoy it when it happens cheers 69 mountainman

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    years ago, I had a guy with a huge 8 inch long,  fat penis, and it felt great, plus he could get it up several times in one night! Ding ding ding jackpot! On the down side, he wasn't into foreplay, so lucky I was mentally turned on! It was too big to suck, uncircumcised sort of put me off there too and he was lacking in personality. I think if we had other things in common he would still be my lover. Glad I had the experience, though!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    G'day Mountainman! Always nice to see a new face around these parts....or body parts as the case may be. To answer your question, no, I haven't actively searched for the biggus dickus amongst the RHP ooze pondus, primarily as I have a 'santa's little helper' that points me in the right direction when he comes across a wang worthy of attention.  And even then it takes an extraordinary amount of effort on my behalf to click the name search function and peruse the profile.   I am rapidly deteriorating into the 'jabba the hut' of RHP and relying on the pure imagery of my last descriptor to lure those delightfully donged dudes into my web of desire. Why? It's simple really, for I have done my fair share & paid my dues. I created a profile, I have pink bits...therefore... it's only reasonable to expect they should come to me!   Oh and mountainman....lurid details of said encounters coming to a forum post near you soon! Or not.....lol

  • cbdlivin

    cbdlivin

    16 years ago

    Finding the big boys for you seems to be something that is going to be difficult through lack of quantity available, something to do with supply and demand. My best female friend (non sexual) had a 10+ inch monster in Vegas last year (saw pics) which cured her of her desire for big cock. It frightened her, it was uncomfortable and she literally grabbed the bottom of the shaft so he would not get over excited and try and pound her, which she felt could have killed her.   You could of course just get two guys with 8 inch cocks, so you could have 16 inches in you.   I am unfortunately too small for you at 8 inches but I have a fist that does enjoy being used :-). In the end it is how you use what you have, and a good mind never hurts. In saying this I think it must be terrible having a small cock and thats where an enthusiastic tongue helps.   In reading this forum and your comments I suspect you would not have trouble inspiring the boys to perform nicely for you.   Bryan

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Only just realized that a tear and a tear whilst spelt the same have completely different meanings. Of course I knew this but had never used them both in a sentence before... Cb, you are the cause of my etymological epiphany as I experienced both whilst reading your contribution. Tears of joy that so many have found and fandangled with the holy grail and winced at the thought of potential tears of ones pinkest of bits during said fandangling.   I wish also to query how one would manage to accommodate 16 inches as surely it would be logistically impossible for a male to insert himself and another to follow suit achieving the 16 inch longitudinal penetration. Shedding another tear for a potential tear.   Furthermore, your subtle reference to being an obviously proud owner of an 8 inch hummer did not go unnoticed neither did your reference to....(more tears for tears).. fisting As a result, I am now off to run a saline bath to sooth my trepidatious & traumatized pudenda. Anna xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' G'day Mountainman! Always nice to see a new face around these parts....or body parts as the case may be. To answer your question, no, I haven't actively searched for the biggus dickus amongst the RHP ooze pondus, primarily as I have a 'santa's little helper' that points me in the right direction when he comes across a wang worthy of attention.  And even then it takes an extraordinary amount of effort on my behalf to click the name search function and peruse the profile.   I am rapidly deteriorating into the 'jabba the hut' of RHP and relying on the pure imagery of my last descriptor to lure those delightfully donged dudes into my web of desire. Why? It's simple really, for I have done my fair share & paid my dues. I created a profile, I have pink bits...therefore... it's only reasonable to expect they should come to me!   Oh and mountainman....lurid details of said encounters coming to a forum post near you soon! Or not.....lol your funny har har  !!!! as for the above keep me posted happy journey

  • cbdlivin

    cbdlivin

    16 years ago

    Anna   Well when you said you  "winced at the thought of potential tears of ones pinkest of bits during said fandangling", I smiled as its so true there are the two tears, but of course knowing what you are doing when fandangling is important so the tears are only tears of joy.   16 inches should not be a problem. A double penetration like a fisting is all about engaging the mind of everyone so instead of thinking about what is beng done you just do it without thinking. The body is a very accomodating thing as long as the mind is fully engaged. And of course the mind is fully engaged when you are so horny you want it all.   I hope you soothed your "trepidatious & traumatized pudenda" in the bath with some nice stroking. I happen to like stroking myself, always here to give a helping hand or tongue or other appendages.   Damn this has got me distracted....   Bryan xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting '69mountainman' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips'   I am rapidly deteriorating into the 'jabba the hut' of RHP and relying on the pure imagery of my last descriptor to lure those delightfully donged dudes into my web of desire. Why? It's simple really, for I have done my fair share & paid my dues. I created a profile, I have pink bits...therefore... it's only reasonable to expect they should come to me!   Oh and mountainman....lurid details of said encounters coming to a forum post near you soon! Or not.....lol your funny har har  !!!! as for the above keep me posted happy journey Glad someone finds me amusing....lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    cbdlivin....when I first saw your nic, I dismissed checking you out cos I thought you were into cross dressing...its that whole letter-transposition thingy.   Just thought Id share that with you :-)   As for your latest contribution. Again with the stretching thing!! What have I done to deserve what appears to be an attempt on your behalf to see me gainfully employed as a circus freak? Roll Up Roll Up ladies and gents..this aint no circus tent you're walking into..its Anna's wide on!!! Tearing up with real fears for tears

  • cbdlivin

    cbdlivin

    16 years ago

    I do not think there is anything freaky, circus or otherwise....its not so much stretching but completely filling up...for maximum pleasure, this was about size afterall...   Thought I would keep my name simple to where I actually live but I still get asked where I live, maybe they thought I was a CD from misreading as well....though in some ways its one of my big issues with the amount of people who cannot read a profile, and then misread things....though I know you have not misread it.   Though would not mind giving you some tears of joy....   Bryan

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I don't feel the need to interrupt. But I did grab a beer and a bag of cornchips. :p hugs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    all ribs and prickahahahhhahahahahaahhahahahaahahakisses behind the neck.Earl

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky'I don't feel the need to interrupt. But I did grab a beer and a bag of cornchips. :p hugs Stalky Looks like I've got a live one here...All hands on deck!! battle stations!! Code RED!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Complete filling...dammit cbd...you are not making it easy for me to focus on the matter at hand...or bits as the case may be.   You wouldn't mind giving me some tears of joy?? Well now, isn't that nice of you!? I've had some offers during my time in forum but that...Bryan...takes the cake.   How does one go about upgrading their interest rating around here? Do I need to register myself as a charity? Thats not such a bad idea actually, I may even qualify as a tithable institution and snavel myself a FB/FWB/whatever Woo hoo!

  • cbdlivin

    cbdlivin

    16 years ago

    "Do I need to register myself as a charity? Thats not such a bad idea actually, I may even qualify as a tithable institution and snavel myself a FB/FWB/whatever"   Hmmm tithable thats an interesting concept but would you be satisfied only giving 10% of what they have.   " I've had some offers during my time in forum but that...Bryan...takes the cake"   hmmmmm cake   I am sure you can focus very well all the time....   Bryan

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'mynameisearl2'all ribs and prickahahahhhahahahahaahhahahahaahahakisses behind the neck.Earl Is your overgrowth seeking life internally now or am I missing the point??... Prick....dining out on clean tasty meaty bit...call me a carnivore!! (c'ept I dont swallow) Ribs:...er...I'll take mine with bbq sauce thanks (btw...u havent seen my ribs have ya earl? No? That makes two of us....LOL)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    81/2 inches long and 7inches round, not across lol im not a freak!! about the thikness of your wrist, if i knew how to open my private pics i would show, anyone any ideas? im just a guest at the moment.   i have never had any complaints, except sometimes going to deep when the girl on top, i never thought i was big until i went to a swinger club, now its a little embarresing the attention i get, oh well, the cross i have to bear lol, and now im single and its going into retirement i think haha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Thanks mynameonyourlips - (love the nom de plume too) - some interesting contributions - anytime sweet desires;).  As a perhaps average sized member (7.5"circumsized and I'm told thick) - I've seen requests for those 8" plus - but partners I've had (or friends) have commented about accommodating 'large' specimens.    I think it would be great for some and an experience others wouldn't want to miss - but uncomfortable for others.   Then there's what sort of sex you want to have - is it just accommodating a large cock in a vagina - or oral/anal sex?  There's no judgement here - but does it make a difference?

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