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How big is too big?? or Conversely whats just downright embarrasing?
January 14 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Damn!! Trish, if I have to wait another 21 years the owner of such a wonder to behold will have to qualify as a necrophilliac..LOL
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RHP User
16 years ago
got a tad excited at the prospect of my quest...didnt have TIME to think properly...yowsers!
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RHP User
16 years ago
My first boyfriend...my cherry popper...and...I didn't experience my first non-self-induced orgasm until I met my now husband! From my limited experience, they're highly over-rated
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Sonsie'My first boyfriend...my cherry popper...and...I didn't experience my first non-self-induced orgasm until I met my now husband! From my limited experience, they're highly over-rated Heya Sonsie!! Man...that had to hurt!! I understand that size does not necessarily equate to achieving orgasm...its more of a curious factor for me...to be fully stretched...no room at the inn...so to speak....ok...sorry..TMI...me thinks...lol great to see you again saucy sonsie xxxxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Never had one but it's certainly on my list of things to do... I honestly think it will be over-rated as lets face it the female vagina is only 10cm long... there really has to be a limit to how far we can stretch the poor girl before ultimate pain sets in... now girth is another matter, I'd be very happy with 7ish inches but with a width similar to a fist! That would be nice I'm thinking (however improbable but a girl has to reach for the stars right?) Cheers Mrs Sassy
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'customer69'It went AWOL MIA from my research stationSuspect it got busy somewhere else...Because it managed to reproduce, without me...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrTrish Lets hope it falls off Trish...then where would he be?... hugs...J xxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
We had a play meet with a certified tripod man,(not his real name) as normal we aranged to meet at a bar, and he seemed quite normal, noone would guest he was packing a deadly weapon, and he didnt pass out from lack of blood to the brain when up and running, which i passed on to milf busters.
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RHP User
16 years ago
i do believe i read a post from someone , who shall remain nameless that a big cock equals low IQ being the owner of a healthy 8" cock , abit below your minimal requirement , and i had no idea , that was even considered large , until a couple of years ago when i became single , and still dont by the way . maybe you can find the exceptional one that can balance the blood flow between both heads lol shit who knows he may even have a personality too and make sure he dosent drive a flash car because he's sure to have a small dick pmsl please dont take this to seriously , just an observation from some of the posts hope ya find what ya looking for
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey Sorrentosexy! Gotta ask...how was it?.... (thats three votes for 'yes they do exist'...where the hell have I been fishing? tiny town?....lol)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mr Limp Dick No amount of sucking could get that one to stand up on it's own! Have no friggin idea how big he was.....or could have been....like a sausage before it's cooked... Meh..... Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
He now lives in our basement ...forever.
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RHP User
16 years ago
LOL....Sorrentosexy Oh come on.....share with your RHP sisters...PLEASE!! Onebright mr limp....omg...the visuals are coming in thick and fast.. not that he was either....raw sausage?...euwwww just deflated my ovaries...
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RHP User
16 years ago
no idea but would love to try one out for a test run thinking 8 or 9 inchs and thick and offers lol arrr small print must be attacted to a brain not a bigger dick lol ;o
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RHP User
16 years ago
There's no such thing as too big! I do recall seeing some pics under the Amateur Pics section where one woman was with a very well endowed black man, so they have the evidence. LOL
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'mr_mrssassy' Never had one but it's certainly on my list of things to do... I honestly think it will be over-rated as lets face it the female vagina is only 10cm long... there really has to be a limit to how far we can stretch the poor girl before ultimate pain sets in... now girth is another matter, I'd be very happy with 7ish inches but with a width similar to a fist! That would be nice I'm thinking (however improbable but a girl has to reach for the stars right?) Cheers Mrs Sassy Hey Mrs Sassy, girth...oh yes....I recall a moderately sized man whose girth presented a pleasant sensation unlike Ive experienced before...ok so reaching for the orgasmic stars....with a definate side order of girth to go
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RHP User
16 years ago
I used to play rugby with a guy that had a BIG cock, was almost to his knee and almost as thick as my wrist (Think 2 cans (between a coke and red bull) end to end.)He used to get the shit bagged out of him for it.Amazing what you see in the shower after a game of rugby.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Wow, now that would be a real buster(if you u get my drift). Can't say I've seen any that size. That does seem out of the ordinary & will need a female that can take it?? That would take some doing. Andy
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RHP User
16 years ago
I dont get why girls like big cocks and "search" for them when once they get one they complain its to big...and it hurts to much...is this just my experience, have been with my fair share of girls and women, and alot of them have lightened up as children in a candystore and once they get itinto them they say to be careful and slowdown...they say it hurts to much...is this common or just my experiences./sexy swede xo
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RHP User
16 years ago
yessssssssss.....girth is the holy grail!Had a guy....about 6.5 or so...but nice and thick....had me cumming in record time....and kept me there for the duration!Best one on one sex Ive had in a long time!I think.....long and average is great for ass....shorter and thicker great for pussy.But....as long as he doesnt think his cock is the be-all and end-all of good sex....then its all good.Just my opinion...BJxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
If you want to get an eye full of HUGE penis check our Large Penis Support Group http://www.lpsg.org/ciao Hermes
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RHP User
16 years ago
Thanks Mz BJ! Looks as tho we have proved: 1/ that the holy grail does exist 2/ that girth is utterly desirable (as well) goes without saying that the whole mc combo deal is preferable, however is it attainable? From the looks of the ever growing mr x men list, prospects aren't favourable!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'HermesBigBoy'If you want to get an eye full of HUGE penis check our Large Penis Support Group http://www.lpsg.org/ciao HermesWoo Hoo! Thanks Hermes!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'HermesBigBoy'If you want to get an eye full of HUGE penis check our Large Penis Support Group http://www.lpsg.org/ciao HermesWoo Hoo! Thanks Hermes! LOL you know I am to please
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RHP User
16 years ago
Express posted myself to king cock county Hermes and one has to be a member to view members!!! ARGHHHHH!!!! so close...yet so far...(yeah i know, i couldve joined up in the time i replied to you but hey! Im doing that POST post....lol)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Classic HermeBut I don't qualify.But tell me ladies if you seek a large cock does that meen you have a large vagina or that small cocks don't have good sex?I have an average size member but have had many great sessions, after all ......it's how and what you do with it YES???????
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RHP User
16 years ago
you girls could try fisting! Cheers Nev
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RHP User
16 years ago
Even if a guy has a small dick... surely his fist will suffice? Either that or get your gent a vacuum pump and have him use it regularly every day for a minimum of 15 minutes, until you've built his muscle up... it might only add an inch to the length, but it definitely will add to his girth... particularly if you have sex immediately after he's had a long session. A quarter viagra tablet will guarantee that he stays up.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hmm, one of the posts on lpsg.org: "I am 21 with an 11 inch dick. What i have noticed in my earlier years in the 9th grade i was a 7.5 inch. 10 and 11 grade it was a 9 inch , now it has grown to an 11 inch. I am wondering would it still grow?" I think some men don't know the differnce between their penis and their leg. Regards Mr. SR
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RHP User
16 years ago
4nicake, Nev and Eunuch But tell me ladies if you seek a large cock does that meen you have a large vagina or that small cocks don't have good sex? Fisting? Pumps....viagra? Perhaps you missed the point here: 'tho had more than my fair share of run-in's with tiny tim's and modestly proportioned males. Thank goodness we had other things to entertain ourselves with..but thats not the issue here' The King of all cocks is a wish list item,Just as some guys have a 'thing' for MILF's, cougars Brunettes, blondes,BBW's, barbie dolls, petite, ppl from different cultures etc Forum is full of fetishes This is just another to add to the list.
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RHP User
16 years ago
So it will be most interesting to see how many come forward? Though would expect anyone with such a huge cock to not be shy... they have little reason to be. Best of luck with your quest... for the holy grail of dicks.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'eunuch'So it will be most interesting to see how many come forward? Though would expect anyone with such a huge cock to not be shy... they have little reason to be. Best of luck with your quest... for the holy grail of dicks. Hey Eunuch, I've not heard from any of the ladies who expressed similar goals, however I am certain they too have had a few generous RHP males offering their penises for inspection, interestingly enough tho, not one here in open forum Hmmm....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Myname... Check out www.redtube.com "massive intruder" is the clip (free too what a bonus!) Oh I want what she's having!!!!! xxx Mrs Sassy
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RHP User
16 years ago
I have a big dick as I have been told.Doesn't really bother me whether its big or small as long as the ladies enjoy it.I know I am not the holy Grail I have seen even bigger then mine!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
on here claim to be well hung, where are they all now, or is it creative measurement! Cheers Nev....Mr Huuuge....no i cant back that up....lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'mr_mrssassy' Myname... Check out www.redtube.com "massive intruder" is the clip (free too what a bonus!) Oh I want what she's having!!!!! xxx Mrs Sassy Thanks for the tip Mrs Sassy!! Not been to this site before....massive intruder!?...Oh My!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'kjandnev' on here claim to be well hung, where are they all now, or is it creative measurement! Cheers Nev....Mr Huuuge....no i cant back that up....lol Come on Nev...dont be shy...u have immunity remember?..lol Join the revolution and stick a dick pic on your profile... doesnt have to be urs....this is fantasy land after all...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Ritzy01'I used to play rugby with a guy that had a BIG cock, was almost to his knee and almost as thick as my wrist (Think 2 cans (between a coke and red bull) end to end.)He used to get the shit bagged out of him for it.Amazing what you see in the shower after a game of rugby. Hey Ritzy!! Do you still have his contact details?...LOL
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RHP User
16 years ago
living!!!!!....lol...and onebrightstar...you bad girl...ya just put me off sausages for good...now when i go to cook one....urrkkkkkkall i'm gunna see is.............arrgggghhhhhhhh....bad, bad starcheersjose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
If it was a monster one, i can guarantee it wouldn't be mine...lol Cheers Nev.....Mr Totally Average
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yes well lots of us men feel the need to over do the estimation.... big mistake I learned long ago to under promise and over deliver It is all about managing expectation ciao Hermes
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'HermesBigBoy'Yes well lots of us men feel the need to over do the estimation.... big mistake I learned long ago to under promise and over deliver It is all about managing expectation ciao Hermes Oh Hermes! YES YES Oh God Yes! I've lost count of the times I've been told I'm good looking: maybe to ya mum mate! I've got a huge penis: compared to what? an androngenous ken doll? Im not married: between the ages of 0-15 Im single: when not attached to the hip of my partner (eg when i go to the bathroom & work) I drive a antique motor vehicle: its a freekin BIKE ffs! Aside from the sexual bucket list, for anyone, (males or females) to talk themselves up just to score a meet/greet or a rootin tootin good time is just asking for whatever crap is flung in their direction around forum & in real life. love ya work H
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RHP User
16 years ago
Thank you Mrs Sassy for bring this to our attention and giving us men inferiority complexes. Btw..interesting in the video that the lady couldn't take more than half.. one person's fantasy is another's nightmare.. Our doctor says Mrs SR has a long vag, but she says that this ones too big for her to try. Regards Mr. SR
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RHP User
16 years ago
It's all in the challenge... Whether we can actually fit the holy grail is beside the point... it's trying that's the fun part Mrs Sassy
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'seductionrules' Thank you Mrs Sassy for bring this to our attention and giving us men inferiority complexes. Btw..interesting in the video that the lady couldn't take more than half.. one person's fantasy is another's nightmare.. Our doctor says Mrs SR has a long vag, but she says that this ones too big for her to try. Regards Mr. SR The massive intruder was a little...erm...intimidating the say the least. My thoughts on taking something that huge went a little like 'oh crap..there goes years of pelvic floor excercises' closely followed by' um, maybe there is truth in 'too much of a good thing' However, theres only one way to find out...thanks for the tip Mr. SR...making a trip to the GP to have my pink bits measured....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Actually I didn't send her there to get measured. It was an idle comment from the doctor during a pregnancy check up. Regards Mr. SR.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Such a pity when the average sized cock is attached to was an even bigger one.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'MissBJ'Such a pity when the average sized cock is attached to was an even bigger one. Has to be the quote of the Month Miss BJ!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Rod is definetly on of the biggest i've enjoyed and wooo did i enjoy it! bring on the big cock for me.... :)
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RHP User
16 years ago
You're looking for that one guy with wood big enough that you could club a horse dead with it? Well doesn't everyone knows at least one guy with a dick so thick it will not fit inside the rim of a schooner glass? And one particular individual in the beat keeps his weopon concealed as most people who see it basically just want to look at it or cop a feel and he finds this unwanted attention frustrating and annoying. Well, if you're still looking to see a 9" dick, you are obviously just aren't looking far and wide myname. :p You gotta get out more! What's more.. for every guy with a dick 3 or more inches longer than the average.. there has to be a guy with a dick that is 3 or more inches shorter than the average... and a "micro-penis" is no laughing matter! Besides these trivial questions.... I also heard it's not the size that hurts..... it's the hardness... so if your looking for a little sexual punishment and joyful pain..... you should be looking for a real cervix stabber. :p Hugs Stalky
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Mr_MrsJones
16 years ago
Recently I had a spontaneous moment with my husband and another very good friend whereby we decided to try and fit both guys inside me at the same time. After some gymnastics we managed it and I have to say it was AMAZING. My husband has a reasonable girth and our friend is not too badly sized so it was a stretch but OMG definitely worth it. totally different I would think from having one very big guy but fantastic g spot stimulation and both guys said it felt great for them as well. Highly recommended
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'seductionrules' Actually I didn't send her there to get measured. It was an idle comment from the doctor during a pregnancy check up. Regards Mr. SR. I'm sorry you have to hear it from me... but I think your doc may be dodgy. There are heaps of different ways to check whether your pregnant... but this is the first time I've heard of a doc using the torch up the vag method
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RHP User
16 years ago
I think womens fascination with big dicks equates to mens fascination with big tits. And when it comes right down to it.... they are great to look at and fantasize about but they aren't very practical. There is a lot to be said for Mr. Average. Although.... my partner is far from average! Sweet
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RHP User
16 years ago
Cervix stabber?....lovely..just lovely...talk about crushing a girls fantasy....welcome back stalky...lol Re getting out more...and what would that achieve? I can hear the conversations now... Hi, excuse me....mind if I ask you a personal question?' How big is your dick? Cos Im lookin for a 9+ ....um...hey OI! don't run away....I've had my pink bits measured and the doc says I can take it....HEY...come baaaaaaack! Yeah...like thats gunna happen....LOL
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'lord_lady69' Recently I had a spontaneous moment with my husband and another very good friend whereby we decided to try and fit both guys inside me at the same time. After some gymnastics we managed it and I have to say it was AMAZING. My husband has a reasonable girth and our friend is not too badly sized so it was a stretch but OMG definitely worth it. totally different I would think from having one very big guy but fantastic g spot stimulation and both guys said it felt great for them as well. Highly recommended I've only seen that in porno's...and winced every time! The way you put it tho...sounds yumm! Only one problem, its hard enough to find one man to play with, let along two simultaneously...lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hi Myname OMG.. I was just responding to my messages and when I checked the guys profile I noticed he says he has a 9" cock 'that's wider than average !!! He lists his height as only 5'10" so I'm guessing his pants would have quite a bulge. Personally, that size SCARES me ! I can picture myself chocking on the thing and continually having to move to avoid the pain of it ramming into me. I'm surprised the guy hasn't messaged you !!! Perhaps he doesn't read the forums ? Perhaps he's too busy keeping his long cock warm to read ? I have a few messages to respond to. Should I create a list of potential candidates and forward it on to you ? I'm always more than happy to share the love around. Hugs Ms Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
A 9+ inch cock?? haha I can't believe you're 46yo and asking this question. A review published in 2007 issue of BJU International, have shown that average erect penis length is 14–16 cm (5.5-6.3 in). A study conducted by LifeStyles Condoms found an average of 14.9 cm (5.9 in) with a standard deviation of 2.1 cm (0.8 in). That's 5.1 to 6.7 in. Us males always add 2 inches to the measurement of our cock, and then we snicker if any female believes it. Oh the adding 2 inches rule is applied AFTER we've rounded UP to the nearest inch. Therefore, by my calculations, my cock is 11 inches, give or take a centimeter (and longer when it's erect).
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'MissBJ' Such a pity when the average sized cock is attached to was an even bigger one. Thanks for a good laugh!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Im hearing you BJ!! A cock that is not on a cock is great! If that cock (the smaller one) happens to have great girth, it is a truly awesome experience (in my experience) but if the big cock has great girth... that's really not great! And I completely agree that girth really is the holy grail - I love a short squat one (the little cock - not the big one)! I have experienced the average girth with exceptional length, and well that can just hurt like your being poked without that lovely full sensation! So, in my humble opinion - yes they can be too long, but never too thick! The holy grail? - 7" and really thick!! Happy to hear from any sexy men (not cocks!) who possess this and some talent too XXX
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'saturn86' Hi Myname OMG.. I was just responding to my messages and when I checked the guys profile I noticed he says he has a 9" cock 'that's wider than average !!! He lists his height as only 5'10" so I'm guessing his pants would have quite a bulge. Personally, that size SCARES me ! I can picture myself chocking on the thing and continually having to move to avoid the pain of it ramming into me. I'm surprised the guy hasn't messaged you !!! Perhaps he doesn't read the forums ? Perhaps he's too busy keeping his long cock warm to read ? I have a few messages to respond to. Should I create a list of potential candidates and forward it on to you ? I'm always more than happy to share the love around. Hugs Ms Saturn Oh you're such a sweetheart Ms Saturn. Thank you for thinking of me! As you all know very well by now, I have absolutely no dignity left so, what the hell.. lol Seriously, I know where to come if I can't manage a cockatoo of my own u go girl!! xxxx ps: cock or two...get it? I crack myself up at times...sad...I know...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Ajaccio' A 9+ inch cock?? haha I can't believe you're 46yo and asking this question. A review published in 2007 issue of BJU International, have shown that average erect penis length is 14–16 cm (5.5-6.3 in). A study conducted by LifeStyles Condoms found an average of 14.9 cm (5.9 in) with a standard deviation of 2.1 cm (0.8 in). That's 5.1 to 6.7 in. Us males always add 2 inches to the measurement of our cock, and then we snicker if any female believes it. Oh the adding 2 inches rule is applied AFTER we've rounded UP to the nearest inch. Therefore, by my calculations, my cock is 11 inches, give or take a centimeter (and longer when it's erect). ya face!!!.... (ok..taking my 46 yr old body to bed...losing what tenuous grasp I have on reality...)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Ajaccio' A 9+ inch cock?? haha I can't believe you're 46yo and asking this question. A review published in 2007 issue of BJU International, have shown that average erect penis length is 14–16 cm (5.5-6.3 in). A study conducted by LifeStyles Condoms found an average of 14.9 cm (5.9 in) with a standard deviation of 2.1 cm (0.8 in). That's 5.1 to 6.7 in. sorry - my humour detector may be fritzed out. What are you talking about with the standard deviations? that is standard deviation, not absolute - it says nothing about outliers, or very small groups of measurements that are real - but way outside the norm.Example: picture a river about 201 feet across that is 1 foot deep except for a narrow trench in the middle that goes down 500 feet has only an average depth of 3 n a half feet, and a standard deviation of about 35. But hang on, neither the average depth, or the standard deviation say anything useful because of this data point miles away from the rest of the group - outliers throw statistical tests out (according to grubbs test - the 500' has a Z value of about 14, while the 1 foot depth is 0.07 something - ) (if those figures are incorrect, blame numpy - I figured it was appropriate to check my example using Python. geek reference)All that aside, I've seen a 9 inch cock, well i didn't measure it but it sure as hell looked like something that'd give you lung damage if you tackled it - so they do exist, just uncommon.Anyway, my e-penor is 16 inches. flaccid. after a cold shower.
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RHP User
16 years ago
OK.. so it's a little obvious that you are a straight man that hasn't seen much of what your competition has on offer in the way of erect cock ..... and you also seem to lack much appreciation for the way averages are calculated.... never the less live and let live baby. Keep living the dream. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Ajaccio' A review published in 2007 issue of BJU International, have shown that average erect penis length is 14–16 cm (5.5-6.3 in). A study conducted by LifeStyles Condoms found an average of 14.9 cm (5.9 in) with a standard deviation of 2.1 cm (0.8 in). That's 5.1 to 6.7 in. Do you have like some sort of folder or file where you keep all dick surveys ever published? I'm a sucker for a graph, I feel it would be appropriate to use a bar graph for these statistics. Get it?? Bar... I kill me. I daresay if they used the rhprofiles for their next survey they would be shocked at how quick everyone has grown... and baffled at how any ladies are still capable of walking around (I too believe there may be some exaggeration on here).
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RHP User
16 years ago
14-16 cm...14.9cm...201 ft...500 ft statistical outliers, standard deviations.... OI...if ya wanna talk dirty to one another...do it in ur respective boxes....hmm, on the other hand...battle of the brains....oooo Im liking it....please...disregard my last
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RHP User
16 years ago
So what is average ladies? Common research seems to say 5-6 inches but if you look on here it seems the majority of men like to quote 7-8, can they not measure or are they prone to exaggeration? And what about girth? You never see much talk about what an average girth is. Personally I never considered mine anything but average but women seem to think it is big (just under 8”, so not your idea of big MyNameOnUrLips). For the guys, why exaggerate ... surely you are going to get found out if things go well? As to how to measure I’ve always thought it was from the tip along the top to where it meets your body (and no pressing in all that fat for those that have indulged in too much beer) ... I read once that for every 7 pounds overweight you lose an inch, maybe that will incentivise some blokes to get their beer guts under control! It is funny how men’s ego’s are tied to their cock size ... I don’t think nearly as many women are as fixated on their breast size (and even if they have amazing breasts ... which personally I think is as much about shape as size ... they rarely seem happy with them). I would be interested in others thoughts
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RHP User
16 years ago
Howdy SexplorationTAS Stalky had a go at me a while ago about brandishing my so called 12 inch BRUCE (by RHP standards). My response being, never to let facts get in the way of a good story...lol With that in mind, I too have noticed many guys tick the 8-9 inch box or leave it blank. However not having a long list of RHP 'meets' under my belt I am unable to attest to whether these guys are pulling a fast one or not. In real life, however, Ive met a few blokes professing to be the proud owner of the 'king kong of cocks'..suffice to say, their false advertising paid off as anticipation tends to overwhelm and cloud ones judgment (being mine) ergo... did a 'NIKE' and just did it! Oh, and I didn't say 8 inches was not big! In fact Im so enamoured with an 8 incher, I keep going back for more, despite his 3 minute sensation (recently reduced to 47 seconds!!!!) Hoping more guys 'man-up' and shed some more light on this 'touchy' subject....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Aaaahhhh, the most amazing pleasure to behold!! Two cocks in one pussy... Simply devine! And if they are both abundantly sized...... oh yes, YES, YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Sweet
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RHP User
16 years ago
This is just for the ladies, so boys, don't read please....(lol) Regarding Double penetration....how cool would it be if they both came together!! Oh My God!! Yes, I know, safe sex yada yada yada....however seeing as how we are talking candidly...has anyone ever had the opportunity to engage in DP and had the experience of both blokes cumming inside simultaneously??
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RHP User
16 years ago
Try try try but not yet myname... but I can appreciate the thought.... so much for not crossing the streams.. lolz.... Anyway... how does consequetively sound for you? :p HUgs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Geez Stalky I'm feeling so violated right now.... No...not from the holy grail of girth & length BUT from your literary utterance of consequences.... I dare to dream Mr nudey rudey.....so there...ner Anna xx
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bundaberg42
16 years ago
Im just average but thick and does touch the side, girls all ways like it, me i think its small but ive had some guys and girls go funny over it, but ive seen bigger, my wife says i was first to give her real orgasm as i think all girls say this hehe, anyway she says its too big for her , and then one day we met this guy with twice the size , was really too big for her she had to hold the base of his cock so he would not hurt her hehe now thats big , was a real turn on for all , but alas not many guys got much in all the times we have met couples over the last 10 years is rare to fine guy with ample to make it worth while , we all ways ask for pic now of cock and if hes small well too bad we wont meet its just not a turn on if you know what I mean?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Not about length. Judging by averages, 5/6 inches is average. I'm 8.5, but relatively thin & have only been too big for the Asian girls I've been with. The old hotel size coke can hits the sides best for a girl.
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RHP User
16 years ago
lolz Anna. That's my kind of dream :p Just the three of us.... you and the 47 seconds guy.... wooohoo.. hehe... oh and whoever knocks the bear off the bedhead wins a prize! Roll up roll up.. take your chances.... knock the bear off the bedhead.... have you got what it takes gentlemen.. roll up! roll up! I love Carnie folk.. hehe. Hmmm... me and the 47 second guy cumming together... I think we're going to need a contingency plan .... Call in a reserve just in case of ill fate... How's about adding a ring in like beachbloke3? hehe... You can ask him but. :p Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Roey29'Not about length. Judging by averages, 5/6 inches is average. I'm 8.5, but relatively thin & have only been too big for the Asian girls I've been with. The old hotel size coke can hits the sides best for a girl. Hm, so Im guessing you've tried the old hotel coke can or speaking on behalf of the women who's 'sides' you've ht with same? Doubt if I will even order a coke again....lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
I think it's just bad spelling.. the old hotel cock can... whatever that is... ahem Hugs Gaz
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RHP User
16 years ago
haha you're just pissed off because I revealed you as a fraud for saying 7" - 8" / Thick on your profile!
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RHP User
16 years ago
"and I can't believe..... ya face!!!...." You can't believe how beautiful my face is? I can understand that you'd have difficulty believing it. Hell, I can hardly believe it myself. When I walk down the street and women keep turning their heads towards me, I think, "Argh why are they looking at me? Do I have spinach stuck in my teeth? Did a bird shit on me and I haven't noticed?" So then I have to rush to a bathroom and have a look at myself in the mirror, but at that point I get another fright -- I think, "Argh!!! I've woken up in the body of Brad Pitt / Tom Cruise / Hugh Grant / Bruce Willis!!"
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RHP User
16 years ago
Albeit totally delusional.....lol Ever so glad I dropped in to see who had dropped their forum bundle! Don't think I've laughed this hard since.....nope better not kiss and tell Anyhoooo Aj, my goodness! I do believe your sense of humour is at last revealing itself!! I'd much rather laugh at you than with you....ooops...I mean....reverse that!! So, is it too early in the piece to enquire as to whether your encounter with Me has totally put you off 40+ women or is that 'iceberg' starting to melt? ps: Bruce Willis Tom Cruise Hugh Grant Brad Pitt
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Ajaccio'haha you're just pissed off because I revealed you as a fraud for saying 7" - 8" / Thick on your profile! Mate... I opened a girls profile and saw the pics. Not a word of lie on that profile bebe. What? what did I say? Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' lolz Anna. That's my kind of dream :p Just the three of us.... you and the 47 seconds guy.... wooohoo.. hehe... oh and whoever knocks the bear off the bedhead wins a prize! Roll up roll up.. take your chances.... knock the bear off the bedhead.... have you got what it takes gentlemen.. roll up! roll up! I love Carnie folk.. hehe. Hmmm... me and the 47 second guy cumming together... I think we're going to need a contingency plan .... Call in a reserve just in case of ill fate... How's about adding a ring in like beachbloke3? hehe... You can ask him but. :p Hugs Stalky Oooo the visuals!! You so don't wanna know...LOL I like how you 'insert' yourself into my flights of fancy Stalky....(double entendre ...did ya like that one eh eh??) My poor lil 47 second stud....what 'lengths' a woman will go to, to test her devotion to pelvic floor excercises (woo hoo...yet another double entendre...Im on FIRE) So who is this beachbloke3? Does he have you on a retainer or commission?..lol Must check out the bloke thats caught your attention!! Anna xxxxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yeah. I think he does look a bit like Bruce Willis. People always say I look like Marty Feldman. *shrugs* Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ahhhh Anna, If you ever needa good pimp then I'm your ... errrr.... stalky. :p You'll need a membership to view his pics... or a pass to enter the chat rooms.. hehe... so you'll just have to trust me on this.. lolz... Of course everyone knows that I have louzy taste in choosing wingmen because they always end up with the girl *shrugs* and with just one lick of an armpit and I seem to find myself tied to a chair wearing a ball gag... or something. :p Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Now it is pretty evident why I am on this site. I am old, overweight, weathered (I prefer that term than butt ugly thank you very much). So yes, I need all the help I can get to meet women, I am honest about it. But Ajaccio, why are you here. In your own words, you have the looks of a film star and hung like a proverbial horse. Surely with those physical traits, combined with your wonderful people skills you would only have to open your front door and the women would be lined up? I mean, you would have to have security bars on the windows to stop them sneaking in at night. I know it must be difficult for you, not being able to venture out in public, the resulting riot that would ensure if you did would certainly make the news and make the Conulla riots look like a mormon picnic. Seriously, you should consider your fellow males here, give up a chance to meet some of these women instead of keeping them all to yourself. Yes do us a favour and leave, you really don't need to be on here do you? We don't mind your scraps!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' Ahhhh Anna, If you ever needa good pimp then I'm your ... errrr.... stalky. :p You'll need a membership to view his pics... or a pass to enter the chat rooms.. hehe... so you'll just have to trust me on this.. lolz... Of course everyone knows that I have louzy taste in choosing wingmen because they always end up with the girl *shrugs* and with just one lick of an armpit and I seem to find myself tied to a chair wearing a ball gag... or something. :p Hugs Stalky A pimp?...Oh man! Why didn't I think of that? Not so sure you'd earn much as your product is kinda lacklustre however...the marketplace is currently pretty flexible, perhaps exchange an hour with me for a carton of amber fluid...a keg on a good day.. Hmm...on second thought....better not give up our day jobs...lol I'm steering clear of chatrooms for fear I may end up like you....tied to a chair, wearing a ball gag... My idea of HELL....so...is your new temporary wingman into 46 yr OLD razor witted forum addict's who enjoy nothing more than (to quote Mikle) BRUCIFY poor unsuspecting botty's? Oh yeah...Im the one who's gotta go fetch....never send a man to do a woman's work....
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RHP User
16 years ago
oh.. alright Anna... ... I'll see if he's interested in a threesome. jeese.. I I just dont see why I have to do all the sweet talking all the time... hehe.. but ok. sheesh. Nah, you wont need Bruce :) and Mickle has a real one of his own to play with... I'm sure if he were that way inclined.. he could use it on himself... man that thing is scarey big. :p Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Did you mean our mikle is the proud owner of a hummer? As in for real or just a rubber wang? How come Im always the last to find out these things?? Darn! Should I forgo my guest status and go on a penis perve fest?? uhoh, this could be dangerous....
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RHP User
16 years ago
hehe... Mikle... our Mickle... as you so gloriously incited me to say.... has previously posted one of the scariest looking enormously engorged cock shots I've ever encountered as a fully paid up member of RHP to peruse. Fortunately, I am no longer a fully paid member of RHP and I have long since stopped clenching. :p It would be worth a flight to WA, I reckon... errrrr.... If I were a woman his type. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' hehe... Mikle... our Mickle... as you so gloriously incited me to say.... has previously posted one of the scariest looking enormously engorged cock shots I've ever encountered as a fully paid up member of RHP to peruse. Fortunately, I am no longer a fully paid member of RHP and I have long since stopped clenching. :p It would be worth a flight to WA, I reckon... errrrr.... If I were a woman his type. Hugs Stalky Hm, I wonder if we could entice Mikle to come over here? I could dress u up in one of my outfits..he wouldn't know the difference....erm..as long as u dont unleash the dragon...lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Least its up for the job.anytime..pmsl...and cant whinge if one wants to take her time..ensuring an great out comexoxoxmummai do have a twisted soh
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Rodneyma69'I have a big dick as I have been told.Doesn't really bother me whether its big or small as long as the ladies enjoy it.I know I am not the holy Grail I have seen even bigger then mine!! Rod. how...appropriate....LOL You RAISE an interesting POINT...just how many K's DO u have on your big dick?? Call me shallow, hell call me whatever ya want BUT I recently received a msg from a so called king Kong of Cocks who professes to have bedded over 175 RPH ladies (all in nsw). Killed my interests immediately...slaughtered em actually... So ROD...how many pussays have you notched up on ya hummer?? Alternatively, heres a suggestion...why not start a RHP long schlong library? The seekers of same could 'borrow' you overnight...Trish of course would be in charge....oh man!! Im getting visuals....LOLOLOL
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RHP User
16 years ago
some of us don't need to lie Ajaccio ... just ask mumma! xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hmmm I belive u have seen something that long and has width ur just affraid off the impact it can give u mentally physically and emotionaly as once u get a taste and feel off it mynamewillbeonurlips lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'craigy4122'some of us don't need to lie Ajaccio ... just ask mumma! xxx Okidokes, so...mumma....is there anything you'd care to share with your forum colleagues? (wearing an oh so serious face here folks)
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RHP User
16 years ago
I have had more than my fair share of 9" and over and to me very over rated.. I have never looked for them.. I never met a guy and asked him to drop him daks before doing anything.. But somehow ended up.. To me.. they are painful.. too long, so no deep thrusting cos it hurts.. some even too thick where they can barely move at all.. No fun at all.. I'll stick to my Mr Averages thanks very much! LOLMajick :o)
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RHP User
16 years ago
what would you do with a kok that big cause im sure you can get your hands on one if you wanted to but mayb your just affraid off the impact it can cause on you mentally emotionaly and physically as once you get a taste mynamewillbeonurlips lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
and then
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Maxkingdinaling'what would you do with a kok that big cause im sure you can get your hands on one if you wanted to but mayb your just affraid off the impact it can cause on you mentally emotionaly and physically as once you get a taste mynamewillbeonurlips lol And oh My goodness isn't he a cheeky one! So...mr dingaling..(no need for me to take the piss cos uve already done it...and 2 urself!! Hm, I wonder what else you do all by yourself...gee..I wonder...) Im guessing....not an assumption mind u...that you are a RHP virgin... Man..am I ever gunna LOVE poppin ur cherry...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Like the lyrics go... so the size doesn;t matter. But of course I have read carefully that it is just your quest to find one and try it on "for size" Well - drop int oyour nearest sex shop and get one - they have mechanical and electricla, different material etc... We can go on about how it feels with a big fella - but that would vary because ladies have their variations just as well... judging by the few I've been with (not that many I might add) it can be hard to fill some (my tool's average at just few mil short of 7") and yet others are so tight you almost feel not welcome :-)It would be great to fit two in - as someone suggested, would love to try, just need to perhaps find a couple that's willing to try the exercise! But with one of my playmates we have always used her vibrator to go in with me, she loved it that way, and I agree - it stimulated me quite well, too... not sure how I'd feel if it was a "real one" though LOL
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'thedoctor2640'Like the lyrics go... so the size doesn;t matter. But of course I have read carefully that it is just your quest to find one and try it on "for size" Well - drop int oyour nearest sex shop and get one - they have mechanical and electricla, different material etc... We can go on about how it feels with a big fella - but that would vary because ladies have their variations just as well... judging by the few I've been with (not that many I might add) it can be hard to fill some (my tool's average at just few mil short of 7") and yet others are so tight you almost feel not welcome :-)It would be great to fit two in - as someone suggested, would love to try, just need to perhaps find a couple that's willing to try the exercise! But with one of my playmates we have always used her vibrator to go in with me, she loved it that way, and I agree - it stimulated me quite well, too... not sure how I'd feel if it was a "real one" though LOL G'day Doc! I used to live in Wodonga and work at the Farmers & Graziers club...I guess its been pulled down to make way for a Maccas by now tho....Ok so onto your thready bits.. Couple of points, firstly, my wish list is for a real...LIVE biggun..not any of that fantastic plastic/latex crap. I don't use them on myself anyway..thats the dude's job...lol I've read with interest how some guys would love to engage in double penetration..you can pick the ones who are more relaxed in their attitudes toward MM action cos apart from doin each other, how more intimate can you get rubbing against each other...all cosy like? Hey, do me a favour and see whether you can capture an army dude for me? I likes me uniforms...ooo....a 9+ in a uniform 'drools' .
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RHP User
16 years ago
One more time for effect.....OMGOMGOMG!! Breathe GI J...breathe Anna Avacdo.....in...out...in... I wanna cry...laugh...rub myself silly...laugh maniacally, rub s'more....cry...omgomgomg...this breathing thing isnt doing a damn thing!!! I recall a lovely RHP lady mentioning the holy grail before BUT but...He was just so outta my league I just moved on OMG...HE NOTICED ME! and...requested to be added as my friend.....omgomgomg.. Ok, looks as tho I gotta add yet another player to my repertoire Tina the twat...
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