RHP

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F63

Um, I show him a face pic..and he skeeedaddles!!

January 07 2010

Ok, Im a woman...hear me roar! In pain when I bonk a dude and he bolts/cums faster than a speeding train/dies/turns gay In disgust when a bloke has a penis smaller than my little finger In a state of mortification when he sees my pic and exits stage right faster than stalky can place a post Suffice to say...'great legs..shame about the face?' BUT my mum told me I am pretty...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    ok i off to change a sparkplug or head gasket or SOMETHING.ahahahahahahahhahhaEarls overheating.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Earl???? Is that you? Handsome man.... I always thought it would be Ridge but you could be the one to turn me. :p Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    So thats where the extreme makeover team has been this weekend?? Oi Earl....I booked em first! Tho hey....ur lookin mighteeee fine there dude... did I do good daddy stalk?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    just started walkin backwards.ahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Hey! That might work for me too! lol Smile Earl....cos ur gooooooogeous!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Earls blown another gasketahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Did you have something to do with that post about guys who can give themselves head??...Yowsers!!! Take a pic and show us babeeee......lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    ahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Didn't do a thing for me....kinda creeped me out actually. Like forbidden acts....yeah I know...Im weird.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    you one hot honey,weird or not.huggies, Earl.shit, its been a long shift. forgot how to spell my own name for a sec.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Thanks Earl.....I think...lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    why would you ADD ten plus years toyour age on your profile.Earl, RHP puzzled again.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky' Did someone say Road trip to Perth? Wooohooo... I might get to look at some Virgin Air stewardesses!   Hugs Stalky thats my way

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Cos I like it when ppl say 'wow, you look good for your age'... LOL Totally kidding Earl, but wow...thanks for a major compliment! You have just made my day, week, month..Millennium xxxxxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    you sexy thing, you sexy thingEarl

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Such as plastic surgeons..... LOL...there I go kidding again....mwuah Earl xxxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    i gunna miss this kind of banter. i hope Wayne gets his shit together soon.Earl

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    As with all good war strategies...we can't panic...and by the southern cross...this is WAR..cos I'm not gunna risk losing the fun factor either Earl! Wooo Hoo! Gunna pop a centrum and dust off my cam's.. GI J....off to fight the good fight.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Thanks for the tip Nick...now perhaps you could use some of that inventiveness on yourself and find a cure for what ails you....lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I'm not going to try and guess what Lippy does with cold spoons.. but I can well imagine it involves some kind of wacking motion and hard dick, rather than placing over the eyelids before bed. HUgs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Sponge baths.....and cold spoons....Nursing 101.... need I say anymore? (apart from ...it works!!!) lol

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