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Um, I show him a face pic..and he skeeedaddles!!
January 07 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
to have the face of a 20yo or something. Mature women mostly have mature faces. complete with wrinkles, laugh lines, and furrows from trying to figure out men for all these years!His problem Mz J...not yours!Cheers Nev
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RHP User
16 years ago
Gawd Nev, Mature face littered with laughter lines and furrows!? Like I wasn't feeling bad enough after my almost fatal crash with 'he who shall remain nameless MK 2' RIP GI J's self esteem.. LOL... It's all good Nev, just got off the phone from the 'extreme makeover' team....they assure me they will have me ready in time for the dinner party of the century..... I'll be the one with the paper bag on my head...BUT with good legs...lolol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh myname...did we come from the mould...when i lost my virginity...it was to a guy..then afterwards tells me his gayme thinks bi..his older brother was gay..and i was only 16..darn it..young and stupid...ive just got older and sillier..loland still learning the ropes of dating..after 7 8 months,..lolas for that dude...he was embarrassed for himself....performance anxiety on his partand hey cant find a paper bag big enough for him...lmaoxoxoheymummaya not on ya own
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RHP User
16 years ago
Except the main character Hank is a bloke. Will that work?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey MyName Looks like you have another name to add to the arsehole list ! And guess what: I have one too !!!!!!!! I fucking got stood up tonight ! That's my third time... I'm averaging one a week ! This one was apparently a "sure thing". He knew that I'd been stood up recently and he PROMISED not to stand me up! But FFS... he did it anyway ! What a fucking fuk fuk fuk fucking arsehole!!! The little 29 year old Aussie shit ! He sounded soooooo... nice, the way he responded to my forum posts (hint hint). He sounded soooo nice when we chatted on MSN for the past few days. FFS ! Even the nice guys aren't nice. Any way... I'm not too disheartened... I did meet a really great guy last night. But we will see if it continues... (one becomes very sceptical on rhp)! I hope you keep trying like I will. Lets enlist some girl power ! We will find some nice, good guys out there... we will I promise... they are just hiding... really really well! Biggggg Hugggsss. Ms Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
Older and sillier...I like that...Anna Avacado is older and sillier (thats my new pseudonym by the way...don't know where or why just sorta WHAM hit me....off topic...darn) Ah, dating..the scourge of the new millenium! As a fan of sharing all manner of experiences, the good, bad and downright oogly I've also become an eager student of all things related to this strange but intriguing online phenomenon. Perhaps my voyeuristic tendencies have left me ill equipped for life in the online lane. Perhaps meeting ppl in real time where they see you in totality and still want to shag your brains loose...left me ill equipped for the overactive & subjective imagination of dick thinkers...Perhaps I think too much...LOL Dig you too mumma xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mannn these guys are doing my head in. Send em stickers for their foreheads with a big capital L.As a race they are making us look rooooly bad!Chicken shits!!!!!!Cheers Nev........
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RHP User
16 years ago
ya just cracked me up....myname..hey we could have fun sending those fugly guys nuts...lollet them think that they have a screw loose...by treating them the way they do to us head games being playedby them...then see how they question their own worth...xoxomuma.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Damn! I can't believe my eyes...shaking my head in utter disbelief Saturn! I have a night of hunting down the offending 29 yr old forum contributer ahead of me! What the hell is going on here? Way too many meaty bites getting away with appauling behaviour! (yet another derrogatory term for DSHWWH/Good squad types) Are these guys deaf, dumb and totaly stupid? Do I really need to ask these questions? lol If it is any consolation Saturn (and all the ladies with similar experiences) you have my admiration, respect and 100% support in eraDICating the sycophants and embracing those really really well hidden 'nice guys' Keeping my digits crossed for you Saturn xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Firstly a disclaimer: I don't normally resort to profanities however I have a "thing" for 'Fuck'...such a versitile word don't you think? I'm loving the way you think mumma! Im sure Nev would approve too... Operation Payback begins.... yeeeeeeeeeehaaaaa
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RHP User
16 years ago
You need to cultivate a liaison with the bondage and discipline boys. The submissive variety... who will follow willingly and be your sex toys.. Gag them, bind them and they'll service each deviant niche. Guys that won't run away.... and be a slave to every erotic wish. Do anything you ask, any extraordinary task. They'll be your captive audience to everything you say. Then without doubt, perpetuate your reputation as RHP's best lay.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh Eunuch! Don't get me started about those little upstarts! Fee Fi Fo Fum...me smells the blood of a sub...will grind his bones to make my bread....(whole other story there) Whilst I have your attention, not sure what you meant about californication...care to share?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey Eunuch... LOVING your suggestion. Never tried bondage... I seem to suck at everything else (although apparently I'm pretty good at sucking)... surely I may be on a winner with B+D ?? Would u be my teacher??? Californication... LOVE LOVE that show... Hank gets into all sorts of shit. He's the BAD BOY I fantasise about !! Myname... if you track down the model looking 29 yo HOTTIE who stood me up... then feel free to do what u want with him ! Perhaps he had to suddenly return to Sydney ? Perhaps after chatting on MSN at 5.30pm, he freaked and hopped on a plane back to mum ? Perhaps my teasing when he asked how to get from the city to St Kilda, was too much for him to handle (I suggested he walk to St Kilda Rd and catch a tram) ! Yes... pretty confronting stuff. Perhaps because I was only prepared to drive to St Kilda for a drink rather than the 45minutes to his hotel in the city.. straight after a 13 hour day at work... put him off ? But... if nothing else I have enjoyed the last few days of chatting with some great rhp guys. I just need Mooka to filter out the good ones for me ! xx Ms Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
I think Saturn gets the Californication adult TV show reference... Basically the antihero Hank gets himself into no end of strife of a sexual nature.... a bit like the misadventures I keep reading about here.... except they are told by women relating to the many traumas in their love life. Myname's stuff would make great content for the show... I suggest Saturn needs to mix it with Sophie, as Adelaide is a bit closer than WA, to get some valued pointers on BDSM. Think also that LoveCurvie would have excellent insight into this subject too. Good hunting xxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
How are you going hun? Im mike from the north sydney area, would you like to chat sometime?Nice legs by there way!! Hmmmm, do they like being sensually massaged?
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UniqueRomeo
16 years ago
There is only one thing I can say about all this and that is that there is young dumb pricks giving all the good guys a bad name which gives me the absoloute shits!!!!! Being an educated man i know it pays to do your home work before you open your big mouth and i check out both My name's & Saturn 86's profiles ( not in a stalky way) and all i can say is WOW!!! My Name: with legs like that I know i would be to busy down below with your legs wraped around my ears to even notice your face.... can we do coffee some time. Saturn 86: my god you are a stunner with an amzaing neckline and eyes (I am assuming that two) not to mention those sensuous lip mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Beautifu, why anyone would stand you up is beyou belief.... maybe he was out of his head on crack... his loss. I guess i am replying to this post to let you know that there is still good people (my age) out there who still believe in honesty and old fashion chivalry. Come on laddies lets do lunch and i'll show you. Chin up Experimento
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RHP User
16 years ago
Struth. I go to bed early and look at this? My Dommy friend turns to girlie mush and renamed herself after some kind of guacomalie... Anna avocado indeed! Where'd GI J go? I must be dreaming! Yes that's it... insomnia induced hallucinations... What you need is a full facial. :p come here and Stalky will make it all better :p stalky1
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mmmmm..... I''m wondering what the tax department would think if I claimed a trip to W.A to learn a new "business skill" ? I like the concept of going to a place where everything is 3 hours behind. Does that mean it takes longer to cum? Or..I could have sex in Melb...hop on a plane then have sex on arrival at basically the same time ! The idea of being able to claim that I fucked in two States at the same time...is an appealing one to my demented brain ! Maybe it's just too early in the morning and I need to eat my porridge and shut up ? Re: Californication... Hank is a bit of a "role model" for me. I know that says something about me? I like his quirkiness and he's "what the fuck, just do it" attitude. I love the fact that his mouth gets him into sooo much trouble (in more ways than one... just like mine). And I love the fact that he KNOWS his life is totally fucked but keeps enjoying himself (just like I'm trying). xx Ms Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
Did someone say Road trip to Perth? Wooohooo... I might get to look at some Virgin Air stewardesses! Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Myname and Saturn,I do like the fact that you are venting your frustrations. I was also talking to another rhp female last night who also has had similar situations. I have to say that so far everyone on rhp that has chatted to me has been really nice. Last night for example I was invited by this girl to the hellfire club to meet some other rhp-ers... a big fetish party is probably not my cup of tea at the moment, but she was very accommodating. What I don't see why someone would flake on a meeting... hell if it turns out that you don't want to have sex with whoever you are meeting at least have a chat and or a drink. I don't know maybe I'm too new at this.C
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mz Myname it has happen to me more than once.The lastest was a very sexy looking woman contacted me and said she would be in town for a conference in two days time. My pulse started to race and my fingers did the talking to say yes please (very horny at the time ....hmmm most times). After a few raunchy emails (I use to have my naked self available to all) with her say what she would like to do, I gave her access to my p/g and not a word since. Yes I did email and was polite, it is ok if I am not your type etc..Why?ciao Hermes
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RHP User
16 years ago
The guy in question must be rather insucure to not want to meet after seeing your face pic, I really don't understand why he would do that ??? Saturn86 How could anyone could stand someone up is beyond me unless there is a valid reason and then a phone call or message is what i would do, unforunalty it does happen that people want to play stupid games. Rich
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RHP User
16 years ago
I reckon that, because people mostly only have a pic of their bits (not neccesarily the norty ones), the eager mind will subconciously conjur up a complete picture of what that person look like. Down the track when the actual person is fully revealed, and doesn't at least match the subconcious image then the initial attraction is lost.So is it a case for either having no pics or having full body shots.orBody bits at your own risk!Cheers Nev ...........The Professor on Friday....yeah right..bullshit bullshit....lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Full body naked shot with Zorro mask for modesty.
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RHP User
16 years ago
face pics? I used to have my face in pg and my dick on display. Needless to say that wasn't working out for me. These days, Lots of ladies are just begging to get a peek at my pg! I am not lying :p. well maybe exagerating. They're not all ladies. But that's why they write to me... Just to see my pg... and when I show them what's in there they're never seen or heard from again. just that old familiar locked account thingy. That's why I'm here for social only... lmfao... as if I have a choice Dawdammit! Hehe. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
ya mental image of someone doesn't match up ta the real image sometimes...i say...let the letdowns be gone...and the you-bloody-rippas have their day...cheersjose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
I didn't quite make it to the RHP hunt for Mr 29 yr old last night. Spent a few hours examining my face...No deep furrows or laugh lines that one could fall in..ticked the obvious check list...2 non beady little eyes, dark brown, check. One nose; check. Lips...oh yep, big tick Not a picaso...not a mona lisa, check. Do ppl in real time run away in horror when confronted by my face..NO! ergo check Im with you Nev, I have no control over Dick thinkers imagination however must endure their reaction upon unveiling. (tongue in cheek check list..not a total narcissist just yet..lol) Saturn & Eunuch, now that I have the whole Californication thing cleared up....I'm heading off to search for the seriously misguided young man who stood you up! Just wish to see a visual representation of a classic 'tool'
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mike, oh Mike Mike Mike... I appreciate the effort you made in replying to my post... my reply goes something like this.... OMFG!!!! the rest is unintelligible.....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Experimento, oh experimento, and so on and forth...(lol) I appreciate the effort you made in replying to my post... my reply goes something like this.... OMFG!!!! the rest is unintelligible..... addendum: I don't wish to sound ungrateful...and I'm most definately not...for someone suffering from an affliction such as mine, should be grateful that someone of your calibre would be so kind as to offer oral delights & a beverage! I am feeling ever so humble...and GRATEFUL now..so much so that I think I may just have to go and HANG MYSELF... (lol'ing all the way....cheers guys..gave me a good laugh!)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Enjoyed and appreciated your thready things! Funny thing about venting is that there are always consequences. By and large, the consequences for my public venting have been positive and for obvious reasons!(read above and beyond!) Hermes: My lil spunk on a rope! I know only too well what you have gone thru and despite it all, you still manage to come out the other side in one piece! Just like that aerated poo that refuses to be flushed you never fail to float back up to the top!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey! I looked so good in green I thought Id take it just that little bit further...lol GI J, Anna and I are all thriving...and looking forward to further playmates joining the gang...(unless the meds kick in and kidnap the lot!!!)
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RHP User
16 years ago
lmfao Anna, ... I knew I couldn't be the only three. :p As hard as I try some people will never understand all of us. It's Friday. I love Friday and I made it to another one! Yay! Im going out to celebrate! Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Now I have to come clean I have seen photos of Myname lovely face and see is a gorgeous sexy woman. I keep chatting with her and one message from her to join her for a night cap and I would be there Ciao Hermes
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RHP User
16 years ago
When I coerced you to do your thready best to help me restore my RHP cred....I had hoped you would've gone for something a little more subtle.... e.g. Speaking from one who has taken the scenic route around Mz J's curves, I can attest to her pulchritudinous qualities and eagerly await further opportunity to satiate my appetite for all things J (lol) On ya Hermes....now...the deal was I'd wash your car for the next three weeks...or was that polish your knob?...
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RHP User
16 years ago
The line from the movie (can't remember which one) "You can't handle the truth". Or at least the sight of Mz J's face. Well it appears both Hermes and myself can. Damn! You mean I could have gotten the car washed for 3 weeks running? Now she mentions it. Ya didn't tell me.
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RHP User
16 years ago
they knew you...And more seriously, Nev's suggestion sure has some merit in my mind... Mrs P' Quoting 'kjandnev' I reckon that, because people mostly only have a pic of their bits (not neccesarily the norty ones), the eager mind will subconciously conjur up a complete picture of what that person look like. Down the track when the actual person is fully revealed, and doesn't at least match the subconcious image then the initial attraction is lost.So is it a case for either having no pics or having full body shots.orBody bits at your own risk!Cheers Nev ...........The Professor on Friday....yeah right..bullshit bullshit....lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Accurate statistical data me thinks....lol Looks as tho I've got a busy three weeks ahead of me....a head of me...a head head...get it?....you know...double entendre....no?...oook then, moving on... Mrs P: Never even crossed my mind, as I usually check to see who they are b4 sending pg access...juuuust in case....didn't recognize the guy in q...however I do suffer from the 'so many men, so little memory' syndrome...(lol) Dick sticker stalky: Hope you had an awesome time haunting & hunting! From Three's company....four's just greedy!
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RHP User
16 years ago
I've seen your face pic and think you like great.. please contact me to arrange a shag date ASAP Seriously - I think people expect that everyone ELSE is a Ken or Barbie doll and fail to realise they themselves are not Ken/Barbies... ok except one or two of you who ARE Ken/Barbie looks :-) Me - well I was holding the door open when God gave out the looks side of things... so I do what I can with what I have. I take no offense to someone who does not think me attractive. Can't get too upset about that...however when someone calls me dumb... then I get fired up and upset :-) Wayne
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RHP User
16 years ago
My first reaction would be that he may have known me from the real world *shudder*. Had you seen his face?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Kiss me....PLEASE That brings me to another topic...do you kiss your bonk buddies? I have a kissing rule...no intimacy (purely sex)..equates to no kissing.. cos it opens up a whole different grey matter compartment. Sonsie: I really should go check him out again & see whether there is any spark of recognition...kinda worried now.... OMG when two worlds collide!!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Kissing, nothing gets the passion going quicker! one of the most intimate things you can do with another person!I feel like im kinda missing out when the "no kissing" rule is applied Cheers Nev
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RHP User
16 years ago
Kissing revs me up.... gets blood flowing in all the right places... my sense of taste and smell is an errogenous zone and I wouldn't bury my dick in anything I didn't taste test first. :p. If someone backs away from a simple kiss, I'm the first to say "next". Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Exactly my point Nev, passion Vs intimacy Kissing just does my head in when I'm engaged in bonking in name only cos I have a wombat attitude to same. HENCE why I wouldn't mind tasting the McBonk combo deal In fact....I gots me a craving...hell no..maximus PICA for it!!!! ARGHHH!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
How often does one read posts about the "ARESHOLE that stood me up"?? Where are all the real MEN ( in this situation) that actually turn up for the arranged date? FFS these guys dont make it any easier for us true blue, underloved, underdated guyz that really want to go out on a date..... I too have had my fare share of no shows and it peeves my bigtime. Might explain why I am now a hermit. My only subjestion would be a name and shame file, A listing of ppl who have been proven by beyond reasonable doubt to be guilty of said such crimes against the people of RPH. We could call it the "DIRTBAG list Those in Favor say EYE Raven
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RHP User
16 years ago
I do understand the whole no kissing rule...but for me, there is nothing quite like a good make out session - love it, love it, love it! *blush* Thankfully, I have never had a 'when 2 world collide' encounter *touch wood*, but I imagine it will only be a matter of time...and hopefully one where I get to see their face pic before they see mine *giggle*.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey ravinghawk...dangnabbit..ravenhawk! Please....don't go all hermit on us...just for the sake of a few no shows! Whilst its a healthy thing to VENT, cutting yourself off from connecting with others is letting the 'dirtbags' win...and that, my RHP colleague, just aint gunna happen!! All in favour of THAT..say AYE!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Kissing has the same effect on me too! What good is it tho when you are all revved up, those intimate, passions firing on all twelve cc's....deed is done...and then its.... 'ok, thanks for that..cya' Nah, going to save My kisses for my Mr Pica even if its at the expense of Stalky yelling NEXT in my face.... yours in heartbreak, Anna xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
can we play a game..???...if i'll show you mine, will you show me yours?....hehei just love the fine ladies on here who ask for a face pic and then....BLOCK...sheesh...they can just say "nah, you're not for me darl...not professional enough"...well from what i can see...you ladies are just fine...heck, i'll take you just as you are...errr....now....where was it you wanted ta go again..???....cheersjose...>>>...heads off ta start packing his esky...now let me see...what shall i take..???
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RHP User
16 years ago
Will you keep still for just one second! Been chasing you around forum all day! lol Can you imagine what a night with Stalky and Jose would be like?... OMG ( for the record... I want to be cremated..not buried..ok?) lol Jose', I am of the opinion that any woman in her right mind would give her eye teeth to share some time with you... wondering if you could cope with a woman with a few missing teeth...anyway just wanted to tell you...how....cool you are!!! Number 10000998974 fan xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Kissing has the same effect on me too! What good is it tho when you are all revved up, those intimate, passions firing on all twelve cc's....deed is done...and then its.... 'ok, thanks for that..cya' Nah, going to save My kisses for my Mr Pica even if its at the expense of Stalky yelling NEXT in my face.... yours in heartbreak, Anna xx Awwwhh it's those last intimate moments following orgasm that reveal the most about a person... even if it only lasts a few minutes before my lover runs off.. those few precious seconds of exhaustion, dripping in sweat and sticky with love crumbs, provide the opportunity for the most intimate kisses of all. Well, that's what I've heard. :p Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Had rammstein playing all arvo...went out for a bite to eat with friends came home..read your thread Stalky....too many visuals going thru my lil noggin ....WHERES THE DAMN PIZZA BOY??? ( have no desire to consume pizza...just the delivery boy....be it on your head Stalky!!!)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Nevs on the money, however courtesy and tact must also be highly reguarded in those situations. Personally I reckon sex like playing squash, as long as you partner is competant and you're both having fun and there is a solid effort from both parties, what the fuck do looks have to do with it?
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'm with you pheonicianX! After all...one can easily rectify the facially challenged issue by sitting on it
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'customer69'No, not the pizza boy...he is only a babe...you need a real man, who is good with his hands...Trish has just signed up for the free clinics at Bunnings...if it gets boring, I can always wander about the tool section, wait for some sensitive male to assist me...I can think of small places, to store small spanners!Trish You are a genius Trish!! There's a Bunnings closeby so Im heading over there now! To be continued......
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RHP User
16 years ago
Man!!! I hate it when my pink bits interfere with my literacy
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RHP User
16 years ago
See there is a solution to every dilemmna mynameonurlips. Positive thinking! dont dwell on the dickheads, shrug it off and take a page from stalkys book, "NEXT"! By the way Kissing Rocks. If your gonna fall for the person it will happen anyway. P.S. Now your just showing off, the rest of us use our fingers to type! LMAO!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Here I was thinking that you could only get new tools from Bunnings. I didnt know there was a tool servicing section... Pray tell...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Sorry, just checking out all the functions on this website still.... Lol.
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RHP User
16 years ago
X...had to read your thready thing twice before I got your inference... and then....LOLOLOLOL....damn! Typing pink bits!!...LOLOLOLOL
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RHP User
16 years ago
Alas, I took that journey...today...heat seeking potential-ometer on the highest setting.... Taking those first tenuous steps inside....eyes scanning.... oh hello lady....yep, having a great day thanks..yep yep...I know what Im after...no need to give me directions cos I doubt you have a specific aisle for what I need....yeah im a riot...haha u have a good day too lady....wonder if she has an appt with the beautician this week...cos damn those facial hairs are scary!! lots of ppl milling around...I wonder...are they all here for the same thing? Merely pretending to be focused on all things tooly. Geez, that being the case Id better get my butt into gear, dont want to miss out on what appears to be slim pickings.....oh hello old dude....yep yep Im ok, no..really...I am.....Ive just been staring at these nails for the last ten minutes becos Im thinking about being...no thats probably not what he needs to hear...yeah mate...its cool so the bathroom accessories are that way...just turn to my left? left you say..ok.. ta old dude..ever thought of getting those teeth fixed? Must be hell gumming ur steak... Ooo..aisle 9 bathroom supplies...this looks promising...telltale green apron.... nice arse...perky...firm...broad shoulders strong arms lifting that big dunny down to its waiting customers..whom I am growing to loath with each passing nanosecond..just buy the damn thing ffs oh yes come to mumma....waiting patiently..yep thats it...(heat seeking potential-ometer at screaming point!!) turn around.. oh!! ..what?...you're a chick....holy cow! you're a chick! But!...nah deal with it...move on...now where??...oh...yesssss...carpentry stuff ....omg...why didnt i think of that before?? Mr toolbelt!!! not so many ppl around this aisle...good...no competition.... yep...this one is definately a bloke...bit short but, weedy lookin but ...thats ok. yes hello...yep i could do with some help....id just love u to help me um. excuse me...is there someone behind me? u keep looking over my shoulder oh...u r talking to me....oh 'silly giggle' sorry...just with one eye looking over my shoulder and the other...slightly off centre...just had to be sure....didnt want to butt in on someone elses action...er I mean...oh what was it I wanted?...um...one of those thingys...u know...um...that u...do stuff with...yes i know what it looks like... no...that isnt it....so....how long have u worked here? oh really? just outta school eh? My...is that the time???? Oh I must rush home..better get hubby to come over and get the whatsyjiggy thing..yes...im not really good at this am I?..yes mens business... Moral of the story....TRISH!!!!!!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yep i have seen a few of you ladies in action at hardware shops....i just laugh inside and keep going! Whatever happened to the real Hardware shops that sold quality gear, and fasteners in bulk ...not those stupid little blister paks!and the people that worked there knew there stuff!Cheers Nev......Disgruntled Tradie and part time Farmer!
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RHP User
16 years ago
I had it on Trish's says so that Bunnings could be the bearer of bonking tidings..well...that wasnt the case here....LOL Cheers; disgruntled sex fiend and part time sex starved fiend.. LOL.... ps: how did it go at the gig last night??
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RHP User
16 years ago
The gig was good and we had a fine night....was very quiet though...think lots of people were at Summernats! But, bit of a crowd in the middle part of the night, all the kiddies tend to show up, then knick off to "Dingoes" , personally you would have to pay me to go to that dive! what with the sticking to the carpet and the Dj's and the brawls....just not my thing! stoopid drunk kids!Talking to the guys after and they said it was hard work...with so few people to play to.Got my youngest sons Drum tuition sorted, so guess the kit will be seeing some action from the next generation...lolDidn't see the evil twins again....thats twice in a row now!Cheers Nev............back to work tommorrow.....blahhh...holidays over....so sad
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RHP User
16 years ago
Don't ya just hate that when it happens? A great band with few around to appreciate it?....Part and parcel of scene tho. Sounds like you both had a great time so all good there! Only saying to my mate....gotta get off my butt and restore energies ....live music...here we come! Im wondering if your son's learning the drums will inspire you to get back into the hot seat..odds on it will!! Hoping your first day back at the salt mines wasn't overly harsh Got another two weeks here so....HA..HA (used up all my compassion tokens for today..lol) Heading to bed.....these late nights and early mornings are taking its toll....'yawns'....nitey nite xxxxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'saturn86' I hope you keep trying like I will. Lets enlist some girl power ! We will find some nice, good guys out there... we will I promise... they are just hiding... really really well!ahahaha they are not hiding! They are out in plain sight for all to see, but they are invisible to you. And who makes them invisible? Not them, they don't want to be invisible. They wish you could see them, but you can't, you won't.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Get over it, most people are like that. Most people will not or can not fully decide whether they want to meet the person until after they have seen the face. As for him not finding your face attractive, get over that too, because beauty and sexual attraction are highly dependent on personal opinion/preferences. One person will think you're hot, another will think you're not.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yep get out there girl......and may all the FOH engineers be doing a decent job! especially if its smaller gigs and they are doing Foldback as well! Don't know about getting back on the drum stool.....lol...never say never i guess, pretty much just like to watch other drummers do their thing these days!Yeah cruisy sort of day, went for a little outing to Wallerawang and back to look at a job. Six hours driving time, 30 minutes looking time, and a couple of hours in the office working out gear.Another two weeks....you lucky bugger....but i reckon i would be climbing the walls by then...lolCheers Nev
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'saturn86' Mmmmm..... I''m wondering what the tax department would think if I claimed a trip to W.A to learn a new "business skill" ? I like the concept of going to a place where everything is 3 hours behind. Does that mean it takes longer to cum? Or..I could have sex in Melb...hop on a plane then have sex on arrival at basically the same time ! The idea of being able to claim that I fucked in two States at the same time...is an appealing one to my demented brain ! Maybe it's just too early in the morning and I need to eat my porridge and shut up ? Re: Californication... Hank is a bit of a "role model" for me. I know that says something about me? I like his quirkiness and he's "what the fuck, just do it" attitude. I love the fact that his mouth gets him into sooo much trouble (in more ways than one... just like mine). And I love the fact that he KNOWS his life is totally fucked but keeps enjoying himself (just like I'm trying). xx Ms Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
Only chatting to someone last night who I've successfully ignored for the past few weeks due to his poorly written and hostile profile & lewd flirts. I replied this time as he sent me a polite message & I respond accordingly. Turns out, he appears to be a decent sort of bloke, just, in his words, 'cheesed off' following a series of MIA dates. Don't allay blame randomly & say it's women who are at fault for missing the nice guys! What a cop out! If you wish to appeal to your target audience, simply take the time and effort to adequately convey your essential & desirable criteria and add insight into who you are! Profiles that are lazy, uninspired and obviously loaded with issues will not attract anyone other than the characteristics you advertise.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Ajaccio' Get over it, most people are like that. Most people will not or can not fully decide whether they want to meet the person until after they have seen the face. As for him not finding your face attractive, get over that too, because beauty and sexual attraction are highly dependent on personal opinion/preferences. One person will think you're hot, another will think you're not. Whilst I appreciate your opinion, perhaps you've overlooked the purpose of forums. A place for anyone to openly discuss whatever is on their mind...'venting' machine....so to speak...ergo...if you don't like the product on offer here, there are ample others to choose from. FYI, nothing to 'get over'....I saw an opportunity to share something I am sure others have felt, or experienced at some time or other....& put it out there. The end
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oooo...am liking the sound of the place you travelled to....wallerawang like how good is australia?? The names of places really shows the world what we think of pretentiousness and snobbery!! hey wal (lera)..wheres ya wang? I hear its something to crow (s nest) about! Hm, maybe u have a point Nev, appears Im scaling some pretty lame walls atm...lol Look forward to the day when I see a pic of you behind the drum kit!! J XX
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RHP User
16 years ago
You Got that whole Austentatious thing going on! Crows Nest i have some fond memories of quite a few good nights at the Crowie! when i working down there.Cheers Nev
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RHP User
16 years ago
aye
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey Nev, am gunna youtube old austen...always good for a laugh wonder where he is now?
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RHP User
16 years ago
"good guys in hiding, accept the blame" -- that attitude is just another example in a long line of varied examples of how nice guys are invisible to a significant percentage of women. Also, that's just 1 guy, and his particular situation doesn't apply to the rest of them. Also, if you're going to try to take the high moral ground here, I'll point out something else -- the way you ridiculed the guy named "Experimento" was disgusting. Personally I didn't care for what "Experimento" wrote, but what he wrote was not deserving of the awful, nasty, ridiculing response you posted. I felt sorry for the poor guy. As for me overlooking the purpose of forums, why would you think that just because I posted something with a disagreeable tone that means I've overlooked the purpose of forums? That doesn't make any sense. That's equivalent to saying, "Considering your stated opinion that Apples are usually red contrary to my opinion that they're green, perhaps you've overlooked the purpose of the forums" -- that doesn't make any sense! Just because I disagree with you on some point, doesn't mean I don't understand the forums. If anyone doesn't understand the forums, surely it has to be more you than me. As for you using the forums for venting, I never said you shouldn't. Although if you do that, obviously you should accept other people doing the same thing.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Aj, how lovely to see you again...and so soon too! I noticed you popped in for a look at my profile....and then again! What did you miss the first time around? Oh please enlighten me as clearly need it as well as, it appears, an attitude adjustment & a stern dressing down from a two yr old mexi bean! The things you accuse me of Aj! Taking the Moral high ground?? Ridiculing Experimento??? Disgusting & nasty?? Wow! I fully understand what compels you to stand up for your fellow man however surely if my posts/threads were that offensive, the ever vigilent RHP censor would not have allowed publication for it clearly states ' please do not post anything that defames or villifies' As for your alleged understanding of the purpose of forums & the right to freedom of speech, had you presented your opinion in a well thought out and concise manner then we wouldnt be having this discussion. However, your use of the tired 'get over it' spiel in my opinion, warranted my response. However, if I offended your fragile sensibilites, then I humbly suggest ....you get over it!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
saturn86 just a question did you have any contact via the phone before you got stood up or evan a web cam chat, if you only and him only chat by typing it seems there is a lack of communication skills, I find the best way to find out if someone is genuine is a few phonecalls over the phone, that way if they are running late you can just call them.
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RHP User
16 years ago
"I noticed you popped in for a look at my profile....and then again! What did you miss the first time around?" It's unwise to say that... I could simply reply that your profile was so forgettable that I had to look at it a second time to remember who you were! You just had to go and look up how many times I've viewed your profile, didn't you? You really wanted to know the answer to that one. I bet you were positively delighted when you discovered it was more than once. But there's nothing wrong with that. I'm glad you're delighted by my viewing. Hey, I'm happy to go look at it again and make the total count 3 times if it will add to your pleasure. In fact, I'll do it right now, just for you. I even had a look at your leg+stocking photos and enjoyed them -- I bet you're titillated by the fact that a handsome man like me enjoyed looking at your photos -- you're welcome! Anyway, why would I be embarrassed about the number of times I've looked at your profile, considering I already publicly and voluntarily declared my interest in women in their 40's. But as I said, I don't feel like it anymore after the nasty things you said about me. You missed out!! Ooooops! "if my posts/threads were that offensive, the ever vigilent RHP censor would not have allowed publication for it clearly states ' please do not post anything that defames or villifies'" I never said your post in reply to Experimento defamed or villified him. I said it ridiculed him, made a joke of him (and that's not against the rules apparently). This seems to be becoming a habit of yours... replying to me as if I said something other than what I said, and me having to say, "I never said that"! "However, if I offended your fragile sensibilites, then I humbly suggest ....you get over it!!" I never said that I was offended. In fact I've already stated that I wasn't offended and that I was merely expressing my opinion, which was in disagreement with yours obviously. Do I need to change my profile picture to something bland so it doesn't distract you while you're trying to read my messages?
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RHP User
16 years ago
He obviously didnt find u very attractive. really its quite simple.
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RHP User
16 years ago
yep, hype I think you may have nailed it....
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RHP User
16 years ago
lol... well, for me personally, if it is any consolation at all Myname, I sprayed my cornflakes everywhere when I read Nev's initial reply. hehe. I love this place sometimes... and your posts are funny ... and invoke plenty of classic comments. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' lol... well, for me personally, if it is any consolation at all Myname, I sprayed my cornflakes everywhere when I read Nev's initial reply. hehe. I love this place sometimes... and your posts are funny ... and invoke plenty of classic comments. Hugs Stalky LOL...oh man that was priceless....I don't know how I am going to adjust to 'normal life' when my hols come to an end. Now I have yet another visual memory to keep me grounded whilst going about my daily work routine....(one guy & a bowl of cornflakes....LOL) ps: I got a girl crush on you..don't worry tho I'm harmless....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Awwwhh Anna, you've got a precious soul, I can sense it.. unless you're just taking the piss.. in which case you're a heartless bitch lolz.. being egocentric I'm a sucker for cold heartless bitches. :p Anyway... Have you not been listening to me? I'm completely heartless. A masculine carcass covered in a clown suit ~ armour that I use trying to disguise the fact that I have no understanding of my emotions at all. A self confessed narcissist.... and if you crush on any one of us :p you'll just get hurt. Simple, babe. "Healthy" people have been hurt before. :p... I love myself so much sometimes I even get hurt! Plus have you forgotten that I meet none of your desired criteria? A young 47 second guy with an 8 inch cock is so much more appealing than one MARRIED 48 year old stalkyboy. I know, I know... you want it all... and all at once.... hehe... But you've been seduced by your pathological desire to repair me! You're obviously a nurturer! hehe... yeah... I attract them~ especially large bosumed ones :p. If you are really crushing you should just think of me as asexual, hun. Let me tell you with certainty that Beachbloke3 is pretty hot though. :p Of course, nameless anonymous encounters are all the rage ..... totally harmless.... hehe... no crushes... just a spontanious release of uninhibited passion and body fluids.... completely useful therapy in a controlled environment of jello and debauchery. :p Hugs Stalkyboy
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh my lord.... a new avatar and I can see her nickers! How many hail mary's do I have to do for these wicked thoughts Trish? I'm never gonna leave the confessional at this rate. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ok, listen up Mr S My girl crush has very little to do with you persay Its all about me...and my internal crew (of whom I have little control) As a master chef of male cookery, I take the raw product, in this case you. Add a healthy dose of humour, sift in a generous amount of inventiveness, pour in some a yard arm of lerve juice, mix until smooth Leave in the sun for an hour or 10, stomp on it for at least 20 mins roll it in imagination and fairy dust, eat enough chocolate to kill a whale ...grind up the crusty mass, scoop into my hand...take a deep breath and BLOW...tadaaar!!....the end product ...All hail a woman's ability to turn a sows ear into a silk purse! And you thought you were special.....HA she scoffs as she takes another lingering look at her creation...nice legs..butt, brain..GOD IM GOOD
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RHP User
16 years ago
Trish! You're an absolute knock-out. Kids or no kids, your photographs show you to be a seriously good-looking woman. Don't listen to *anyone* who tells you otherwise!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Perhaps you should challenge him to a sword fight? Skeeedaddles? haha. Funny choice of words. Perhaps he feared your beauty? For a mild fee I could remove his eyeballs and fry them in some olive oil, dress them with rocket, parmesan, a little balsamic and just a pinch of tobasco.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Why dont you stop worrying your pretty little head and just leave the blowing part to me and applestrudel. Where's he been hiding? Look at those skills! Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
I kinda like the idea of a sword fight....tho but not via traditional means....Me & Bruce V's Mr Skeedaddles. He & his standard issue equipment, Me with my custom made Holy grail strap-on. I've done my research.....watched My Victim of the hour brandish his 'sword' in an attempt to satiate my hunger. I've paid close attention to the hip movements..the butt clench...the sharp thrust..the 'grind' Nothing to it really. I will remain calm and confident. Poise can decide a fight as surely as the 'sword', and is an effective stratagem. I will be the utterly Cool warrior in the hope to unsettle him. I may also choose to show aggressiveness and intimidate him, or even pretend to be scared, in the hope of lulling My enemy into making a fatal error. Fire up the BBQ Stalky & apple..I got this dude beat!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
You are crowing early Lippy. You might have all the apparent external movements down, but you're forgetting just one thing.... it's all in the way you swish it. If you're going to go to all that trouble LIppy I think you better get some expert training. I happen to know a marvelous coach in matters pertaining to all things cocklike.... why not come into one of our sessions of instructional training to refine your skills in the fine arts and the uses and abuses? HUgs Stalkyboy
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RHP User
16 years ago
Forgive me children. I forgot the salt and pepper. Master Stalks. I want in on the cock training. Knowledge is power. And powerful cock knowledge is something to behold. Do tell me this.. shall we be using live women, or perhaps dolls? If budget defines, I don't mind paying more for the living, breathing variety.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yet another strategy works!!! Thanks Stalky..I thought you'd never ask! I take it classes are at the local vinnies store??
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RHP User
16 years ago
the guys a nut wow u sure look hot
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well YOU certainly SEXY from this 'Angle'...lol ;)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'applestrudel' Forgive me children. I forgot the salt and pepper. Master Stalks. I want in on the cock training. Knowledge is power. And powerful cock knowledge is something to behold. Do tell me this.. shall we be using live women, or perhaps dolls? If budget defines, I don't mind paying more for the living, breathing variety. Master Stalks???.....Laughing my wobbly bits off.....aka...LMWBO hmm, sounds a bit like libido...strange coinky dink cos thats what a bout of serious laughter does to me.. My oh My, Stalky your career is certainly taking an interesting turn...as my pimp, pro poster, st vinnians sniffer, parent, husband & heartbreaker and now...a bearer of cock knowledge & trainer! Apple, plz don't encourage the boy, his head is big enough..or so ive heard...hehe
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'WestAussie_Guy'Well YOU certainly SEXY from this 'Angle'...lol ;) I agree with u westy....he has the sexiest smile.... Geez stalky,...u got a fan club!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'PhoenicianX' Nevs on the money, however courtesy and tact must also be highly reguarded in those situations. Personally I reckon sex like playing squash, as long as you partner is competant and you're both having fun and there is a solid effort from both parties, what the fuck do looks have to do with it? Looks don't matter? Obviously they do. And come on now. Those who say looks don''t matter are surely lying to themselves or have no standards. Call me shallow but looks matter to me and always will. Joanna
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' I agree with u westy....he has the sexiest smile.... Geez stalky,...u got a fan club!!! hehe He was obviously talking about your toosh not mine, hun... besides, he's not my type. Soz Westy your handsome and all that, but well.. check out my favourite man pics on my contacts list... it's enough to make Whitehawk glow red with fury. :p Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Stalky ,please remember your narcissistic tendencies otherwise you will just confuse me. ps: I like Joanna's comments....she is one smart cookie me thinks...better watch out for this one..
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hehe...shhhh. Of couse he was looking at my bum. :p I was just trying to let him down gently G.I. Fragile is the male ego. Tread lightly! As for standards.... It's like art... a person has to draw a line somewhere! :p Smooches Stalky
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