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The UNION !

March 16 2013

Ok Men its time to unite ,A union has been formed and any issues you may have with women can be aired here.COLD ASS HONKY has been voted in as EL Presidente better know as the DICKtator of the chat room Aqua_bumps is the Union priest you can confess your sins to him.AJB(KingZ oF ZiinG)is the water inspector ,he is good with telling what pollution/substances are floating around in the spa.I am the Union minute's man.... cause i go for a minute !I also take the union notes.Anyone else interested in joining the Union ,name your title and what you want to to.No scabs allowed.Men Only Club !

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  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Bring bang the vaginas!!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    a very large can opener boys....armour up all you like,the Vagina Queen rules...eh Meeks

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'zu7bcv' Quoting 'Freya77' zu7bcv,crawling will get you almost anywhere,welcome back to the dark side....at least one of the three of you left standing has seen the error of his ways...now just two to go Crawling might get people almost anywhere but is so slow. Really, try it. Walking is much faster. That is alright. El Presidente will redeem us from the dark side. He will show all of us the error of our ways and we shall throw the emperess down the turboshaft, thus turning back to the light. Happy Easter and happy holidays to everyone. are u shitting me? dark side?   pfft   we are already the enlightened ones (channels david koresh).   the vagina brigade has had its power base rocked at its foundations.   already vagina carriers are doubting the motivation of its own sisterhood.   there are rumblings. the unicorns are starting to understand and rise against the "couples seeking females".   sister unicorns, come to the us. our open arms and stiffy peepees await.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    <==== kiss it!! (˘❥˘)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    LOL @ stiffy peepees.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    @Honky once again the women demand our lips on their bits!We shall not crumble to the bribes being offered.These tactics may work on boys but us Union men are well aware of your motives.The Union knows the tricks of the trade ,we have sent out memos telling members who to be suspicious of,notes have been taken of the trouble makers and action will soon follow.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'<==== kiss it!! (˘❥˘) el presidente kisses no arse.   titty fondling is another story

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    put ya stiffy pee pees back were they belong,The Vagina Queen and her handmaidens will not be denied....on ya knees and take a swig of this.....offers purple cordial...FINITO

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    It's enough! The vaginas have spoken.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    But still we stay strong,United for the common good !Are we there yet?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I love you guys.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    tis the sounds of silence....told ya Meeka and MsD,they just can't resist the Royal Purple...now where did ya put the Queen ,is she still in the cupboard with the Moet? We have bodies to bury.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I read in a thread"should i leave"And you women gave the worst advice..... Its ok i will Unionise that kid!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya77' tis the sounds of silence....told ya Meeka and MsD,they just can't resist the Royal Purple...now where did ya put the Queen ,is she still in the cupboard with the Moet? We have bodies to bury. freya, ur fellow vaginites have misinformed you. als, they were trying to cover up their ineffectiveness at sexpo pre drinks.   now there is cctv footage to back up my words.   with reference to this royal purple blah blah blah, i told them all to empty the contents of their sexpo bags and lets have it out. mano e mano. but no, dem wenches backtracked.   freya, u have been gotten to but i think me and kiz can still turn u with our stiffies.   meeks, come get some toots. taking u down   ms devious, just sit there a look pretty toots. i saw the conflicted look in ur eye. someone say bambi?   oh, and i want my pdgeon done well, with a nice garlic butter sauce

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Those women at drinks night wanted us bad ,they know they can not have real men of our class and calibre.Even the women who tried to drag us back to the hotel ,or the lady who popped her boobies out at the pub soon realised their dreams will never come true with Union men !

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Its inevitable that women will take over the union.. we will also take your dignity and self respect and have use crying in a corner like little bitches haha

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    you lot of zombies,yes Kiz and honks have just queered your pitch....phttt raking over old coals..sooooo uncool.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'kizza1973'Those women at drinks night wanted us bad ,they know they can not have real men of our class and calibre. Even the women who tried to drag us back to the hotel ,or the lady who popped her boobies out at the pub soon realised their dreams will never come true with Union men ! kizza, women want us, men want to be us.   nuff said

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'cold_ass_honky' kizza, women want us, men want to be us.   nuff said Nuff said indeed. That is why the Union rules.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya77' a very large can opener boys....armour up all you like,the Vagina Queen rules...eh Meeks I only recognise one Queen, and they are all guys - Freddie Mercury, Brian May, John Deacon and Roger Taylor. Never heard nor recognise any Vagina Queens.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    See women zu7bc is a new Union member ...... we are growing at a very fast rate !Welcome zu7bc

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I am honoured to be a member of the Union. Long live the Union.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    the Union of minute men

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    You can mock all you want....hang on no you can not !We take all sorts ,short,fat,bald and ugly,tall muscular,brainy and all.We are very diverse and everyone is seen as an equal.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'kizza1973' Those women at drinks night wanted us bad ,they know they can not have real men of our class and calibre.Even the women who tried to drag us back to the hotel ,or the lady who popped her boobies out at the pub soon realised their dreams will never come true with Union men ! her dreams didn't come true with 'union' men. That doesn't mean that they didn't come true Union? Meh? NEXT .....

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    minute,as in a measure of time,not minute as in really tiny,but hey they both apply Kiz...The Union of Minute Minute Men....or UOMMM

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya77' minute,as in a measure of time,not minute as in really tiny,but hey they both apply Kiz...The Union of Minute Minute Men....or UOMMM You naughty kids might get a visit by the Unionised Oompa Loompas.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Confused,how many members has da union got lads,i think i joined back on page 7 but haven't heard anything back,must be because of all the howls of protest coming from da usual mob/women,seems like there is a certain amount of jealousy coming from the girls atm lol,jsk

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    jsk6767 welcome to the Union to mate,with all the members joining we some times loose count.Freya mock all you like. We dont mind that women have to release all their built up tension.paintme sorry your dreams did not come true with us Union members ,at least you can still dream.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'kizza1973'We take all sorts ,short,fat,bald and ugly,tall muscular,brainy and all.We are very diverse and everyone is seen as an equal. PFFFT if this UNION is so equal...then why do you only have MEN as members???

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'kizza1973' We are very diverse and everyone is seen as an equal."All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    @Superfox i would not want to answer than question as women would just get upset

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Most women ding a minute with me is more than enough..........sadly.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I'll answer it kizza it's as equal as Fernwood gym for women, the CWA, sometimes you just need your space. I joined back on page 3 or 4 sorry I've been busy doing union business. So far I've almost screwed the bosses ( women) and brought them to their knees now the dilemma what to do now?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    another man who doesn't know what to do with a woman,Catchup indeed.....how many minutes will that take I wonder

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    at least you have a minute

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I know what to do but if I cross the floor I'lll be labelled as a scab. I know sticks and stones may break my bones and names will never hurt me I remember as a student getting hit with a dictionary by my Female teacher and words actually do hurt!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    catchy dear,we can woo you with our words...I promise you wont feel a thing

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I hope Freya means she is using the concise oxford dictionary. Smaller size, less pain. I shudder to think what would happen if she uses the Oxford English Dictionary in hardback. It would feel like a brick.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    The Women have to realise ,that The Union dose not mind hearing the constructive words of women.We are all for women having their say ,and respect the opinions.Its when you pick up a power tool that we draw the line.These Vibrators of yours must GO!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Hmmm a Woo Hoo girl! I like to feel things....

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'kizza1973' Its when you pick up a power tool that we draw the line.These Vibrators of yours must GO!Don't knock it till you've tried it.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I like the old fashioned knocking."knock knock!"

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'kizza1973' You can mock all you want....hang on no you can not !We take all sorts ,short,fat,bald and ugly,tall muscular,brainy and all.We are very diverse and everyone is seen as an equal. Some of us are more equal than others.... Sheesh, there seems to be plenty of rank and file.... Must work my up in this organisation... And where is my union credit card???????

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    No book,just my wicked tongue...woo hoo indeed Catchy

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'kizza1973' The Women have to realise ,that The Union dose not mind hearing the constructive words of women.We are all for women having their say ,and respect the opinions.This reminds me on something my grandmother did when she was in a committee. She told the other members I believe in democracy and you all have the right to voice your opinion. After that, we will do the right thing (meaning what she wanted) My nana is a character.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    On making it to 13 pages! I do note that you have a little way to go before you hit the giddy heights of the 'why do men love licking pussy' thread. That's my constructive contribution for today. Ax

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    fear not!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    your back,may not be enough,go on show us ya face....I double dare ya

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Show us yer face.... Triple dare!! Bahahahaha

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Everything has been OK while you have been gone Honky,i have looked after all details of the Union.We have had more members join ,and now the women know we mean business!Just look at these women ,so demanding , i am curious as to what "head" these women want to see Dirty girls.....

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I double-Triple dare you.... with a cherry on top!! FOXYPS- I'll ring you if you do.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    just bend over.... you know you wanna

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    u have all seen my beautiful face, if not in da rool world, def in chat.   yes, my high cheekbones and gorgeous spanish eyes have made u all weak at the knees.   if ya wanna root, all you have to do is book it in with kizza who will pat u down for contraband before ushering u into the boudoir.   btw. good work kizza. man hugs

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    .... beautiful eyes and high cheek bones are a ruse to take away the real issue of 2 Spanish olives and a chipolata down under.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'cold_ass_honky' u have all seen my beautiful face, if not in da rool world, def in chat.   yes, my high cheekbones and gorgeous spanish eyes have made u all weak at the knees.   He is Don Giovanni, Don Quixote and El Cid all rolled up in one. A figure worth aspiring to. A chivalrous man of courage, a brilliant tactician and a great seducer of women. If you could bottle it Honky, you would be a millionaire

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'cold_ass_honky' u have all seen my beautiful face, if not in da rool world, def in chat.   yes, my high cheekbones and gorgeous spanish eyes have made u all weak at the knees.   if ya wanna root, all you have to do is book it in with kizza who will pat u down for contraband before ushering u into the boudoir.   btw. good work kizza. man hugs from your fan mail, you must be a guy to catch a tram for cant book in for a root, as I just checked up my own root list and shit I may be able to pencil you in for ummm let me see, thumbs through pages looks up all innocent how about 4th july .ummm licks finger tumbs again 2015 when I get back from Russia? if I hav an opening..pardon the pun I can slip you in before then TR more roots than a blocked drain

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'zu7bcv' Quoting 'cold_ass_honky' u have all seen my beautiful face, if not in da rool world, def in chat.   yes, my high cheekbones and gorgeous spanish eyes have made u all weak at the knees.   He is Don Giovanni, Don Quixote and El Cid all rolled up in one. A figure worth aspiring to. A chivalrous man of courage, a brilliant tactician and a great seducer of women. If you could bottle it Honky, you would be a millionaire bahaha. inspirit, my chipolata salutes you. hehe as for u tuscan red, its me who decides when i am going to root you toots. pfft, kizza, can u forward the union manifesto to tuscan please. she has been afflicted like most women on here by dillusions of inadequacy. bahaha. yes, we are an iirisistable force, us unionites

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    All you unionised boys for putting your names all in the one place………I'm such a lazy bitch, and this is much quicker than…blocking individually it's almost as if you were on your knees begging for it… or is that gagging for it? meh nebbermind

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I have been standing strong and haven't let a woman violate my personal space in soooooo long........... :'(

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Can not do Honky we have a busy year,Mandella called ,Obama is pissed off,Gillard wants a meeting ,and Hugh Heffner is having women problems!Funlover71 you can come to the Playboy mansion,who says Bunnies are only around for Easter

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Funlover71'I have been standing strong and haven't let a woman violate my personal space in soooooo long........... :'( i will make a call for you.   which wench tickles ur fancy.   its part of the union's core values. sharing is caring

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    When not if   I think you mean delusions of grandeur Send over the manifesto and I will give that man a little festival , while I am sitting on his lap reading it   I will look at the fine print with my glasses that I look the cyber cocks, that way we are on the same page.   Funlover, what do you mean sitting on your cock...bouncing up and down waving a comrades cap as in reverse comrade how come you don’t think that’s an invasion of your personal space? throws little red book to bounce of funs head, the small and the big one. see the loudest chines whisper in the ranks and soon you men will all crumble....pussy power rules!   TR the cats chairman mao

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Fell off the couch...ouch... Tuscan The Chairman Miaow of Pussies...the re-edumification of the recidivist males begins... Ho Ho Che Minnie Minister for Re-edumification.....aka Freya

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Your union has CREATED a MONSTER. I would run run run.... as TR takes No prisoners.... I have a dungeon though

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Still here lads,cheering on from da back benches, jsk

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    The operative word here being CHAIRMAN. Chairperson Mao doesn't have the same ring to it. I can imagine Freya being like Chung Su-Lee in Mind Your Language. She will be holding a little red book saying "Chairman Mao lite evelything" before running away and saying "velly solly, I am rate".

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Funlover71' I have been standing strong and haven't let a woman violate my personal space in soooooo long........... :'( I am sure a plane trip to sunny Qld could encourage you to change your view point on letting a woman 'violate' your personal space real quick...

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Fourteen pages of useless crap. It's like reading The Age.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    nice to see the Vice chairman of Pussies...Welcome Ms D.Galore,I have 3 subjects ,hardened recidivists,awaiting your attention..oops sorry I can't seem to find the key to their manacles,...oh well do ya best

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    speak another word and it's Inspirit and her ball gag for you mister

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I slah nt e mulfld!!!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Fourteen pages of useless crap. It's like reading The Age. Thanks for the compliment. The Ages is the first paper I look at every day. I live in WA now and I still go back to the Age. Their editorials are left-leaning but their articles are facts based and quite neutral.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I've never actually read The Age. It just sounded catchier than The Herald Sun.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    we taking a prisoner Mz Freya. I am at your service with gag in hand and a paddle..... do you think I will require the Golden Dildo off Meeks

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    If you ladies did not comment on our Union forum it would only be 1 page.But alas you have invaded like a plague of locust on a wheat field !

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I knew we could count on you,it's that half gagged and partially trussed recidivist in the corner....you may require meek's weapon of mass destruction to e-edumificate him...good luck ...Pussy Power 4EVA

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I AM WAITING PATIENTLY!!!!!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    This little unicorn quits! I'm taking my bat and ball and going home! If there is more talk around here about the union than about oral sex then I'm on the wrong website.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Awesome71 i have been saying i am on the wrong website since i joined this place.I am sure alot of guys would give you their bat n balls

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'inspirit' I AM WAITING PATIENTLY!!!!! I did ask. You declined. Patience is a good thing. It makes mustaches. Freya, I am not afraid of your room 101. I will not be silenced. Vive la Sindicato!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Fourteen pages of useless crap. Exactly what I thought on logging in and seeing how many pages this topic had run... ....and then, I thought........well,... at least its not another troll topic about dick size thats made it this far.lolDG

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Awesome71'This little unicorn quits! I'm taking my bat and ball and going home! If there is more talk around here about the union than about oral sex then I'm on the wrong website. the union of a man and a woman and some assorted toys, handcuffs and ballgags   lets talk about gang bang of one guy? how come we never see those kind of gang bangs?   any red in the bed will be dealt with in that way. Be afraid you misserable ballsacks!

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'tuscanred'lets talk about gang bang of one guy? how come we never see those kind of gang bangs?   BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA picks oneself up off floor....BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHOh dear i think i just PMSL

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'tuscanred' Quoting 'Awesome71'This little unicorn quits! I'm taking my bat and ball and going home! If there is more talk around here about the union than about oral sex then I'm on the wrong website. the union of a man and a woman and some assorted toys, handcuffs and ballgags   lets talk about gang bang of one guy? how come we never see those kind of gang bangs?   any red in the bed will be dealt with in that way. Be afraid you misserable ballsacks! There is a free porn site called Xnxx,it has quite a few reverse gang bangs on show,some even got that golden strap on you ladies keep talking about lol,jsk

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    how a number of people here refer to this topic as "crap"Yet the Union has handled its self with class,respect and has not been rude in its endeavour's.One page of pussy licking and cock sticking and some are ready to kill one another.Another win for the Union

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Kizza with all the chit chat going on i've forgotten what da main objective of the union is??????????????????,could you please refresh my memory lol,jsk

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'kizza1973'how a number of people here refer to this topic as "crap" Yet the Union has handled its self with class,respect and has not been rude in its endeavour's. One page of pussy licking and cock sticking and some are ready to kill one another. Another win for the Union they underestimated us from the get go.   15 pages later bahahaha

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Its to support single men on this site and show we are well worth the time being invested into us.It is also to piss women off are we there YET!Hahaha page 16 here we come !

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'kizza1973'how a number of people here refer to this topic as "crap" Yet the Union has handled its self with class,respect and has not been rude in its endeavour's. One page of pussy licking and cock sticking and some are ready to kill one another. Another win for the Union cause your just a helmet head , no mouth no eyes how can you service a woman?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I can not even find a woman to service !All i have is my work and the UNION!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'kizza1973'I can not even find a woman to service ! All i have is my work and the UNION!i love ur commitment and as a reward for ur diligence, i am sending up the finest melbournian wenches to feed you peeled grapes and bathe u in goats' milk

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    You know the milk i want...and boy are we milking the forum here

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'cold_ass_honky' Quoting 'kizza1973'I can not even find a woman to service ! All i have is my work and the UNION!i love ur commitment and as a reward for ur diligence, i am sending up the finest melbournian wenches to feed you peeled grapes and bathe u in goats' milk   To break up the union with pussy power. Soon your voice will be smothered by labia lips, and a muffled cry for help will be drowned out by the sounds of the wailing west Aussie wenches, going yeah baby give me that tongue. no point put up the stockade or they will get you from behind and make inroads to your most vulnerable places. takes grapes and calls for ZELDA ...peel me a grape will ya honey.....( Freeya will know this one)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Kizza why not like any other union boss take the company credit card and treat yourself to full service and oil change!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I loooove useless crap, the more the better! (No, not talking about skat thank you).

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Ms_Devious' I loooove useless crap, the more the better! (No, not talking about skat thank you). useless crap?   where?   pfft. haters be hating

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Just back from the pub ,good to see more posts from women !

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    When are you flying me to the Casa to take dicktation?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Ms_Devious'When are you flying me to the Casa to take dicktation? u wanna drive a wedge dont ya.   fkn onto u and or menagerie of conspiring wenches.   (i will call u later)

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