M53
The UNION !
March 16 2013
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RHP User
13 years ago
Would be mighty proud of you boys,they were fond of a bit of misogony on the side.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Would have been better if it was bubbling over.... So what did you do with the cork? ;-)
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RHP User
13 years ago
I am going to start a movement... For all the people who ignore comments from the grey menace, that is the mass of people that have not bothered to go to the effort of having a picture. Or is that just me that ignores those posts? ;-p
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RHP User
13 years ago
Meeka..... this is Union Business .... not your question ,answer time thread
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RHP User
13 years ago
*slaps herself in the face and wipes up the drool puddle* What were we talking about?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Should have the words " A woman will draw you further than dynamite will blow you" arhh the power of women and I mean this in the nicest way
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RHP User
13 years ago
I think I just got wacked in the head by a bottle of Sav Blanc. Watch where you put that thing, Drift!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Can we move the lounge to Neptunes Garden. I will gladly open that bottle with my teeth. Hot!!!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'teasegoddess' Can we move the lounge to Neptunes Garden. I will gladly open that bottle with my teeth. Hot!!!!! I think that's equal parts arousing and terrifying. Just the way I like it. And Meeka, it was a screw top. Not quite as, ahem, useful as a cork.For the record though, Drift is delicious.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I have only just noticed the labels on certain bottles tonight... I am a bit slow. But can I ask what is the meaning behind your hand pictures and $10 notes?Two fingers... one for each hole? Laid out hand to show how good you are at spanking? And a fist ... well for a fist And all for $10????
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RHP User
13 years ago
I am not a drinker so I wouldn't know.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Catchup62' Should have the words " A woman will draw you further than dynamite will blow you" So many puns...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'neptune_drift' And Meeka, it was a screw top. Too many puns!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'But can I ask what is the meaning behind your hand pictures and $10 notes?Two fingers... one for each hole? Laid out hand to show how good you are at spanking? And a fist ... well for a fist And all for $10???? Ahahaha. You know what they say about men with large hands? Good at scissors paper rock. The note's just there as a comparison, so you know I'm not using the RHP ruler when I say I have a massive, erm, handspan.
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RHP User
13 years ago
OOohhhh rock, paper and scissors. Now how the hell was I supposed to realise that? And what do they say about men with big hands? They are handy around the house? I think you should have the $10 and a coke can. That would be better.
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RHP User
13 years ago
First of all, TeaseGoddess. I would love to spank you, except I am 3000+km away. However, other members can do so on my behalf. I am sure they are better at it than me anyway.Secondly Casandra. You might want to rethink infiltrating the Union building.There is a guy called Donatien Alphonse François de Sade living there. Many willful women have entered, only to return submissive. Thirdly, membership is for life. Once you are a member, you will always be a member unless you break one of the cardinal rules, namely asking for directions or stop being single.Finally, men have a great alternative for sex. It is called sports. When a game is on, sex is the furthest thing on a guy's mind. Women will wonder where all the men are when the football season starts.
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RHP User
13 years ago
neptune drift, how easily the wenches have turned you. pfft as for u meeka, i really must intrigue the fuck out of you. sexpo drinks will be quite the experience. moohahahaha no keyboard warrior here, just ask around.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'cold_ass_honky' neptune drift, how easily the wenches have turned you. pfft as for u meeka, i really must intrigue the fuck out of you. sexpo drinks will be quite the experience. moohahahaha no keyboard warrior here, just ask around. Register with me now for your highly recommended TeleClass - "TIPS ON HAIR: HOW TO UPDATE YOUR STYLE"!! for only $595 - covering all important aspects of your body BONUS: Registering with a group of 5 or more, will grant you free eligibility to an interactive workshop on topic 2How to give up moaning and whining about your life and women: This will be a wonderful exploration of different moaning techniques that can be evoked while inducing pleasure. you might like to join the Union Neptune? ... if you get my drift ;)MissCassandra has left the lounge x
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Cassandra_Jayne' you might like to join the Union Neptune? ... if you get my drift ;) MissCassandra has left the lounge x You saying it's just me and Drift on the couch now? *Stretches out* Sorry folks, this members lounge is full!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Cassandra_Jayne' Quoting 'cold_ass_honky' neptune drift, how easily the wenches have turned you. pfft as for u meeka, i really must intrigue the fuck out of you. sexpo drinks will be quite the experience. moohahahaha no keyboard warrior here, just ask around. Register with me now for your highly recommended TeleClass - "TIPS ON HAIR: HOW TO UPDATE YOUR STYLE"!! for only $595 - covering all important aspects of your body BONUS: Registering with a group of 5 or more, will grant you free eligibility to an interactive workshop on topic 2 Cassandra, as soon as I read this it reminded me of - $595 or 5 easy payments of $118.95 LOL and says hello to MsD stretched out on the couch looking far too comfortable
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RHP User
13 years ago
Cold Ass since I don't read posts of grey ghosts I am sure I wouldn't know what you mean. By the way, it is a shame your ass is so cold but it's okay I have something here that will warm it right up! ！(◎_◎;)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Actually I have been going to the gum for the last two mths in an effort to shape up and I have to say I am getting very good at lunges and squats.... I look forward to trying this out on Saturday night. Got to build up that stamina so I can fuck like a rabbit with my strapon. Mwahahaha PMSL
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RHP User
13 years ago
Gum = Gym. :(
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RHP User
13 years ago
i am a strap-on no go zone. its in the union charter item 32 (a) subparagraph 1.1.3
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Quoting 'Cassandra_Jayne' you might like to join the Union Neptune? ... if you get my drift ;) MissCassandra has left the lounge x You saying it's just me and Drift on the couch now? *Stretches out* Sorry folks, this members lounge is full! I must prepare material and little venue for workshops!! --- my messages for registration are running hot!And I will certainly consider this part payment option! - fantastic! - however only upfront payments will allow for free participation in W/S 2It would be lovely if you would consider being a pleasure facilitator with me; the lounge was very enjoyable x
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13 years ago
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Cassandra_Jayne'How to give up moaning and whining about your life and women: This will be a wonderful exploration of different moaning techniques that can be evoked while inducing pleasure. you might like to join the Union Neptune? ... if you get my drift ;)MissCassandra has left the lounge x Thank you for the kind offer Miss C, but I think I'll stick to my current strategy and embrace my soulful, brooding, smouldering rage against the world, following in the footsteps of such luminaries as 1950's-era Marlon Brando and James Dean, soulful warblers Jeff Buckley and Thom Yorke, and hobo chic superstar Oscar the Grouch.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'zu7bcv'Secondly Casandra. You might want to rethink infiltrating the Union building.There is a guy called Donatien Alphonse François de Sade living there. Many willful women have entered, only to return submissive. I changed my mind anyway
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'neptune_drift' Quoting 'Cassandra_Jayne'How to give up moaning and whining about your life and women: This will be a wonderful exploration of different moaning techniques that can be evoked while inducing pleasure. you might like to join the Union Neptune? ... if you get my drift ;)MissCassandra has left the lounge x Thank you for the kind offer Miss C, but I think I'll stick to my current strategy and embrace my soulful, brooding, smouldering rage against the world, following in the footsteps of such luminaries as 1950's-era Marlon Brando and James Dean, soulful warblers Jeff Buckley and Thom Yorke, and hobo chic superstar Oscar the Grouch. Sometimes a 'like' for a post is all thats requiredbut you are welcome Mr solemnly, soulful, Neptune ... what ever works for you (haha)my favorite is snuffyI recently found this to say quite a lot about me ... but not time or place ... shhhhh *leaves union space verrry quietly*
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'cold_ass_honky' neptune drift, how easily the wenches have turned you. pfft I couldn't help myself. They didn't just turn me. They turned me ON.Maybe we need to state our demands?How about a 3% increase in the frequency of sexual liaisons delivered annually over the next four years, to bring it in line with, ahem, inflation?I think we could all agree to that 'raise'.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I have some experience in these things and I can see the writing on the wall.Problem is when "the man" (which in this case is the woman) has something the comrades really want and can dish it out selectively, it is only a matter of time before the brothers get picked off one by one.Not that I've bothered counting (not quite that bored), but it seems there are around 5 active members. By 6pm Saturday night with Ms_D beckoning seductively on the couch and Meeka menacing provocatively with her big purple friend I reckon the scabs will outnumber the true believers about 100 to none.Compromise now before it's all over and get what you can!Mr C
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RHP User
13 years ago
Mr C. We seem to be having a graffiti problem. As soon as we clean it, someone writes on the wall. A new rule is required. No more writing on walls. Ms_D and Meeka are formidable on their own. Together, the union will just be a catspaw. Honky has to be the Man otherwise all is lost.
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RHP User
13 years ago
This must be my favourite thread in ages. Anyone want to get me a drink? I'm not leaving this couch. And Drift come here, I'll give you an increase right now.
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RHP User
13 years ago
As she joins the couch brigade.... Just in time for the commencement of negotiations I see. Excellent! I'm prepared to be a part of the arbitration team. Girls?? 3%? hmm, there are some very lovely couples out there, can we afford a 3% drop in our dalliances with them? If the boys want increases in frequency of liaisons then I want a commiserate increase in PRODUCTIVITY! I'm talking oral sex and orgasm frequency here.... Takes a sip, you're right ms D, this is one of the best threads in quite some time... More bubbles? Anyone else like a glass?
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RHP User
13 years ago
To sound like....... All men are created equal but Sexpo Sydney attendees are created more equal. Yes, that is jealousy speaking.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Yes please!!! Slide over girls. Oooo we have ice too!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Honky and kizza……this thread is about to get you both very very UN-fucked *sits back and watches from the ladies lounge with a nice glass of wine and possibly something that vibrates*
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'zu7bcv'Mr C. We seem to be having a graffiti problem. As soon as we clean it, someone writes on the wall. A new rule is required. No more writing on walls. Ms_D and Meeka are formidable on their own. Together, the union will just be a catspaw. Honky has to be the Man otherwise all is lost. divide and conquer. let those two wenches claw eachothers eyes out. we are in phase 2. we planted the seed, beat the metaphorical grass. true colours have been shown. power bases, once formidable are now showing signs of cracking. zu my brother, if they werent threatened by the union, they wouldnt seek to undermine its membership. i dont begrudge the weak who have succumbed to vagina pressure. the union is here to help the less fortunate males get a shag. as for u pearls of superfluosity, the honk is never left "un-fucked". u of all people should know this all too well. and dont u worry about kizza either. the union shares its vergeena stocks. bahahaha
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RHP User
13 years ago
I know where you can get 'pocket pussies' cheap stocks are up!!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
After joining the Union ,the power of the Vagina dose not have a hold on me as before !I am free of all pressures bought about by women!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Why the helmet? Have you been threatened?
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RHP User
13 years ago
I am protecting my best asset Funlover71 ... my brain.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I have lube... and plenty of it. Be afraid. Be very afraid...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Sorry Ms D save your lube for someone deserving ...I am only going for drinks ,i am up early on Sunday Just want to show all you women what you missed out on
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RHP User
13 years ago
The helmet reminds me of the Harlem shake videos. I can imagine Kizza going around in his helmet, playing music and do the Harlem shake. Soon after, everyone else will start doing the Harlem Shake. Youtube it if you haven't heard of it. A word of warning, once you see it, you can never be able to un-see it.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I unionise all your arses unite as one as they say
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RHP User
13 years ago
I seriously think I could take on your el presidento ass with Meeks Golden dildo .... What u say Honky.... Meeks I'll share.... mwahs
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'inspirit'I seriously think I could take on your el presidento ass with Meeks Golden dildo .... What u say Honky.... Meeks I'll share.... mwahs what u take me for? a keyboard warrior? bahahaha as my spanish grandfather use to say... when u fuck with el toro u get the horn
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RHP User
13 years ago
has to be that you take Pussy Street or Man Up Road fellas.....but I think all is done and dusted...Ulysses had the same problem, eh Neptune.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Anais1' but I think all is done and dusted...Ulysses had the same problem, eh Neptune.It's all Greek to me.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'cold_ass_honky' as my spanish grandfather use to say... when u fuck with el toro u get the horn helllllllooooooooooo................ now you're getting it.. I''l horn you any day Mr elToro
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RHP User
13 years ago
El president, I smell a rat and it wears steel capped stiletto's, high vis clothing and carries golden dildo's. I've got your back but I fear she has your front..... could be a spill motion cumming and we don't want Kevin Dudd so lookout
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RHP User
13 years ago
Great quote from your grandfather our charter could be . "When you fuck with el toro you don't get the horn" bahaha!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Our 1st Annual Meeting was a great success , neptune ,honky,2cool and myself discussed a number of issues ,and all were dealt with in a swift manner.The momentum is building and we are a growing organisation. At our first meeting breast's were popping out of their tops to distract our Union business. I am glad to report back ,we were strong in our convictions ,united as 1, and did not fall for these Gorilla tactics.
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RHP User
13 years ago
they were just bonobos in disguise...you coulda seen that if ya helmet was off.
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RHP User
13 years ago
You also showed us some impressive dance moves! While sitting down!
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RHP User
13 years ago
"Woop Woop!"
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious'You also showed us some impressive dance moves! While sitting down! ms d, kizza might not have the dance moves of jagger, but he certainly has the alcohol moves of keith richards
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RHP User
13 years ago
There was a Union? Geez, I must have blinked and missed it ...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'paintme' There was a Union? Geez, I must have blinked and missed it ... Kizza did say that it was quick. Great job guys. I've been to many meetings, even work union ones, where they take their time. Paintme, these guys are real weeping angels. If you blink, you'll miss them.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Late to this topic comrads - and I'm wondering: Will this Union affiliate with the Australian Labor Party? Could Kizza be parachuted into a safe Labor seat asap and challenge Julia Gillard prior to the next election? Kizza for PM!!! Gotta be better than Tony Abbott representing men's interests ?!?!?!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I might make a come back from my self imposed exile and computer problems and apply to join da union,any positions left lads jsk
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RHP User
13 years ago
it was the blokes job to stand up for a woman and not talking about on his legs
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RHP User
13 years ago
we are egalitarian. the only position set is that of el presidente which we bestowed on me as i am kinda the biggest prick on this thing.
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RHP User
13 years ago
This just gets better ... Moet girls??
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RHP User
13 years ago
nothing like cold bubbles listening to dribble to sooth the boredom..lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
ron isnt unionized so cant set policy
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RHP User
13 years ago
prefer to die standing or live on our knees, or does that work with women? I like kneeling before a woman sometimes!!! Does that mean I lose membership, I have fallen on my sword.... again
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'inspirit' nothing like cold bubbles listening to dribble to sooth the boredom..lol the UNION would get distracted by some creative uses of cold bubbles ...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Being part of the Union is unity for all men .... and some women it seems.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'paintme' : *giggles and tosses popcorn in her mouth*Where do you keep on getting popcorn? Do you get discounted rates? I was going to make some on the weekend then realised I would have to eat the lot so decided not to make any. Anyone wants to share? Union members get free popcorn.
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RHP User
13 years ago
....what shall we do with those bubbles?? Any suggestions boys? Icey cold....we could pour it over your breasts and lick it off...
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RHP User
13 years ago
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RHP User
13 years ago
Those bubbles tickle!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I think a few women here would like to fall on your sword too
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hey Guys Thanks for the comic Relief ha! ha! ha! I love it !!! Seriously How's it working for you so far!? The Plus in all this is your Members will be so laid back and your Purpose for the Union will be ineffective. Actually nothing there that's going to make us afraid very afraid Ha! ha! ha! .. Next gathering you can organize a "Sea Horse Club" focus on your Feminine side a Little while then you won't even consider the Union idea ha! ha! ha!.. NB I think Seahorse clubs are awesome It's a shame they don't have 1 in Perth that I'm aware ..Enjoy Lu :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
I heard a whisper...UNION fees are INCREASING!!! There's going to be a STRIKE and a naked city march... *sits back on couch with ladies* *Sips on bubbly watching the men react* hehehehe Foxy
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RHP User
13 years ago
Good_VagabondYou may join the order of Damehood for your mertitorious service to womankind in standing up to the union with your sword in hand. With the power invested in me from my right hand I now rub thee Sir G_V as you kneel before me and take your solemn oath to always lick, suck and fuck, to always please the Kingdom of Damehood.Now be gone and enjoy the bubbly festivities with the ladies in waiting. I believe they have Moet.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Is trying to spread discontent through the faithful..... Hold fast comrades!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'MadamDragonfly' Hey Guys Thanks for the comic Relief ha! ha! ha! I love it !!! Seriously How's it working for you so far!? The Plus in all this is your Members will be so laid back and your Purpose for the Union will be ineffective. Actually nothing there that's going to make us afraid very afraid Ha! ha! ha! .. Next gathering you can organize a "Sea Horse Club" focus on your Feminine side a Little while then you won't even consider the Union idea ha! ha! ha!.. NB I think Seahorse clubs are awesome It's a shame they don't have 1 in Perth that I'm aware ..Enjoy Lu :) about those union fees increasing foxy. umm u know i need a healthy supply of cuban cigars and i only wear commes des garcon suits. hahaha now listen to me good vagabond cause i am only going to say it once. we dont need ur judas kind in the union. 50 pieces of gold? or a bottle of moet and meeka's strap on dildo? which was it? hehehe inspirit, u r my austin powers to my dr evil. madame dragonfly, it brings us great joy to knowwe are underestimated. funlover, keep up the good fight. we need our foot soldiers on the coal face.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'inspirit' Good_VagabondYou may join the order of Damehood for your mertitorious service to womankind in standing up to the union with your sword in hand. With the power invested in me from my right hand I now rub thee Sir G_V as you kneel before me and take your solemn oath to always lick, suck and fuck, to always please the Kingdom of Damehood.Now be gone and enjoy the bubbly festivities with the ladies in waiting. I believe they have Moet. So, finally the phantom menace has been revealed. The Order of Damehood. We shall be ever vigilant against the influence of the order.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Well here we are at page 10 and still going strong.The Union is only growing stronger,as men from around the Internet unite.Feeble attempts have been made ,bribes have been offered and still we grow as 1 !
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RHP User
13 years ago
I have just noticed the "Union" page has more pages(10) than the......."Vagina" Page with 9!Seems people here are more interested in the UNION than Vaginas
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RHP User
13 years ago
Would be SIR Phantom menace than you my good man. It's hard work serving champagne on your knees to beautiful naked ladies I tell you. Then they want you to do all this licking and sucking Not east being me you know! Don't worry zu7bcv, I'll take the Long walk to the badlands tomorrow as penitence.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I meant not easy! Would any of you union chaps like to take over my role?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'kizza1973' I have just noticed the "Union" page has more pages(10) than the......."Vagina" Page with 9!Seems people here are more interested in the UNION than Vaginas It seems so.
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RHP User
13 years ago
More pages than Virgina Forum......its only cause US ladies keep commenting...and you guys are very entertaining!!!! *hick-ups from the never ending supply of bubbly* FOXY OH the beers and cigars are almost out!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Women commenting ...... yeh they do that ,its why men invented a gag ball
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RHP User
13 years ago
there are only THREE of you...you just keep on posting yourselves into a frenzy.....Paintme has now eaten her weight in popcorn...Inspirit and Foxy have drunk the Moet stock in Oz dry...and I have a serious stitch from laffin' at you lot so much ...the Union is a fizza kizza
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Freya77' there are only THREE of you...you just keep on posting yourselves into a frenzy.....Paintme has now eaten her weight in popcorn...Inspirit and Foxy have drunk the Moet stock in Oz dry...and I have a serious stitch from laffin' at you lot so much ...the Union is a fizza kizza oh freya, lubs u to death. there,there....there,there u ok pumpkin? u ladies keep commenting because u are drawn to the union like mozzies to a fly zapper. kizza, stay strong my friend. maintain the rage!!!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
This is all part of our Union ways ,to lull you lady's into a false sense of security.The Movie Star Wars comes to mind when Admiral Ackbar mentioned those famous words...."It's A Trap!"
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'kizza1973' Women commenting ...... yeh they do that ,its why men invented a gag ball Did you know a woman invented the ROLLING PIN.oh that's right, to shove it up mens cute little butt and to knock them over the head with!!! heheheFoxy.Oh Darling you might like that up the butt - and NOW I SEE WHY YOU ARE WEARING THAT HELMET......
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RHP User
13 years ago
Well I think I've just made a very positive contribution to this thread ... popcorn gives me gas ...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Lovin your Profile Pic.Foxy
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RHP User
13 years ago
we lubs ya two,...I am always rivetted by impending disaters....sooo compelling....er Paintme ,don't go near any smokers will you dear!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Yes siree bob, a disaster story has it all. A hero, usually a dog, some sort of calamity, a high death toll, the love interest, the joker, human spirit surmounting difficult odds, drama, action, laughter, selflessness. There are usually people crawling and screaming in those kind of stories too.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I need help in forum feed back I'm getting smashed lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
zu7bcv,crawling will get you almost anywhere,welcome back to the dark side....at least one of the three of you left standing has seen the error of his ways...now just two to go
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Freya77' zu7bcv,crawling will get you almost anywhere,welcome back to the dark side....at least one of the three of you left standing has seen the error of his ways...now just two to go Crawling might get people almost anywhere but is so slow. Really, try it. Walking is much faster. That is alright. El Presidente will redeem us from the dark side. He will show all of us the error of our ways and we shall throw the emperess down the turboshaft, thus turning back to the light. Happy Easter and happy holidays to everyone.
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RHP User
13 years ago
@ Freya77 the Union is fizzing like a fuse on a piece of dynamite! get ready for the BiG BaNg!@Superfox I wear a helmet like the President of the USA wears a bullet proof vest. Protection protection protection...besides i have a head like a dropped pie We are in the process of getting body armour for all our union delegates.We will be looking at security guards and an armoured car for transportation of our Union members.
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