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Personality in Person vs Profile Persona
December 08 2012
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RHP User
13 years ago
months ago I was delighted to be contacted by Anderson Cooper.Such a thrill ,until someone told me he is gay.I was just devastated.And then I found out he had contacted other women!!!! What a fraud.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ok ya got me, I am 20 years old I am a red head..a ginger ninja? I think its the reasons that you come on rhp, that will determine your persona on here. Mine was to find models for my work, so there was no need to pretend anything as when they rocked up to get photographed I had no idea that I would actually get laid! I think there is a guy here with my vaginal cobwebs on his penis Lots of people mislead for a range of reasons. They may not be good lookers, they may be overweight, married etc. old or a range of things that keep them from finding anyone to play with in their reality. So here they get to shine, they get attention, they get appreciated for their brains if they write on the forums etc. In real life I get a headache and say fuck off to my poor hubby when he goes for a bit. In rhp I am every bodies, cum at the sound of a fly buzzing and swallow like an anaconda I am so haaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwt Tell the truth its only other people that meet me in the flesh that can really be the judge of how I am. so here ya go guys, now you can out me in public bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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RHP User
13 years ago
Actually, I'm very nice.
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RHP User
13 years ago
...don't you???
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RHP User
13 years ago
I believe you jman cos we have met
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RHP User
13 years ago
I don't live in Mosman, but in the suburb right next to it. I did this for safety reasons, and have since discovered that a lot of members do the same. Apart from that I'm all real. And the 20 or so people on here that have met me can verify this. p.s. Jensman is actually very nice, but don't tell him I said so.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'jensman1903'Actually, I'm very nice. I also know your wife is beautiful , god that hair is to die for I also know your both very lucky to be so inlove with each other It shows, in the body language yep your exactly like you are on here , offline
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RHP User
13 years ago
Remember (Blank) last week who had a profile pic of Tom Selleck?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'jensman1903'Actually, I'm very nice. I also know your wife is beautiful , god that hair is to die for I also know your both very lucky to be so inlove with each other It shows, in the body language yep your exactly like you are on here , offline
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'tuscanred' Tell the truth its only other people that meet me in the flesh that can really be the judge of how I am. so here ya go guys, now you can out me in public bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I want to be just like Tuscan when I grow up. She rules!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I do and he has blocked me ...tooo tooo funny...he just likes to look down on people from a lofty height.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Quoting 'tuscanred' Tell the truth its only other people that meet me in the flesh that can really be the judge of how I am. so here ya go guys, now you can out me in public bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I want to be just like Tuscan when I grow up. She rules! to fill out a slinky black dress like You do!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ms Devious you live close to Kiz.. If you lived in Mosman you would drive a BMW 4wd and drive by touch!
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RHP User
13 years ago
she knows it all, she can pick up all the fake ones or people who come back under different names she writes the RHP who weekly she is the like those Hedda Hopper of RHP yes that profile got me fooled as well, he has had three different nics on her and I did not connect the dots. and each one I found interesting as he writes very well and has some good ideas. but I think he left around Midnight must have been chasing something perhaps
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RHP User
13 years ago
Since admitting to misleading others would defeat the purpose of the deception.
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RHP User
13 years ago
now you have blown me cover....that's the last time I let you read me column ''The loves,the lies of a tray of pies''
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RHP User
13 years ago
The ego's seem to be following me...lol... I never knew this question was a score card... did anyone else ?? (scroll a little upwards) again... we dont need to know...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Say that I've misled people is my hometown. Shepparton is where my kids are, as apparently "the truck" was the wrong bloody answer :p
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RHP User
13 years ago
... the profile pic is not me :-/ I'm so more colourful in real life! KK xx
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'XS' Since admitting to misleading others would defeat the purpose of the deception. My question is targeted towards certain types on here...that i know are lying...and im curious whether or not they contribute to the feedback...
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm me lol....thats about as simple as i can put it. There are current members that are using pics from the internet. I've mentioned it before but i prefer to play myself down with ordinary type pics (i'm not putting myself down there is a difference). I've had someone say my pics don't do me justice...thats probably the type of comment thats ideal.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I have always been honest, blatantly so and it doesn't always work in my favour - but that's just me. Honesty & integrity are 2 qualities I pride myself on having - Jeez I sound like a wanker, I'm much better at talking myself down than up I could never live with myself if I deceived someone or even stretched the truth a little just to appear more appealing or to lure someone in.I once received a message from someone I had been chatting with, something along the lines of "I can't wait to spank that firm arse of yours" I had 2 choices, go with it and enjoy the fun or kill the mood and make sure he realises my arse is in fact the complete opposite of firm....jello is far closer to the truth........ hell yes I killed the mood - woop woop go me
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RHP User
13 years ago
I've meet here has been true their profile. Whether that's good luck or good management, I'm not sure. I just don't see the point in lying if you really want to meet people in real life. If you're here for other reasons, do as you please, just don't mess with the real people here.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I think you'd be a bit crazy not to make a few tweaks here and there. Who knows who's out there reading your profile, and what they're doing with your personal information? Would you believe my date of birth listed is not my ACTUAL birthday? Dealbreaker?In addition, profiles are a form of marketing. It's in your interests to try and maximise their appeal and get that meeting. Of course, like with any marketing, if you make false or misleading claims it will come back to haunt you, so if you look nothing like your profile picture or are actually a surly, miserable piece of work where your profile lists the ever-creative "loves to have fun", then you're just wasting everybody's time.As for me, there are usually a few disappointed looks when I turn up in soup-stained t-shirts, balding mullet and nicotine-stained few remaining teeth, but I think my profile gives a fairly good indication of my personality, so they don't feel like upending the contents of the nearest glass all over my face. I guess you would call me 'personality plus'?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Everything I said in my profile is about right. To say things that aren't true would really defeat the purpose, yes?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Yeah, I'm just as I say I am. That said it's all a bit subjective no? I think I'm gorgeous but you might not like skinny brunettes, am I being misleading? I don't think so. I think lots of the guys on here add a few inches to their height and penis size, shave a few years off their age? Marketing or lying? My pic is very recent and not terribly flattering though it gives you a good idea of what I look like. I'd really rather someone was pleasantly surprised when they met me than sorely disappointed. I also want to find people who are attracted to the real me, not some airbrushed image of me on a particularly good hair day. Best to be as honest as possible, as mr Funlover said, we're more likely to find what we are looking for that way.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Wow! Wonder what the good ones look like ? Nice pecs! :-)
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RHP User
13 years ago
A few bad apples that spoil the basket. We are who we are and nothing else..We don't believe in leading someone up the wrong path.
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RHP User
13 years ago
seriously over lies and bs theres no need for it. Just be up front from the start and let the other person make the decision for them selves. If nothing else happens you never know you may just get a good friend out of it lol. I recently meet someone off here and he said he was pleasently suprised im much better in real life lol. Stop the lies and deceit everyone life is to short for all the bs
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RHP User
13 years ago
My profile is completely honest.....yes right down to where i live and my date of birth! As it was my intention from the beginning to meet real and honest people in person, i can't see the point in then having the discussion about "well i told a little white lie".... I can't get beyond the thought that if someone will lie in the small things then they will lie in the larger things.......if it suits there purpose. Having said that there is plenty i won't reveal before a live meet ....such as profession, workplace etc I have to say that i have been on sites like this one for a couple of years now and i've never had any interaction that has made me wish i had revealed less. I treat people with honesty and intgrity and i expect that in return. Funny how when you expect the best you often get it!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I have breasts but I confess . . . . they are not yellow! . . . . and my hair is not purple.Can I be on that mailing list too please Freya? I am busting to read more about the loves and lies of a tray of pies. The anticipation is welling inside me and I am imagining all manner of tarty delights.
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RHP User
13 years ago
But I think I might come across more confident on line then I am in person. I get very flustered in person. I dont deal well with confrontation and cant express myself well.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Totally me.....why? Why not? I would be to ashamed to show a photo of someone and not me then wait for the person to show up most men drive 200km to meet me, and see in their eyes what a fucking liar I am, no way I would ever do this. I validated my profile and photo, so it’s ME, ME, ME What can I say ITS ME on the pictures…..and the writing yaaa I had help……I suck in English so I got help ( thanks Tuscan….and it is still me) so SHOOT ME.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'howaboutsayinghi' The ego's seem to be following me...lol... I never knew this question was a score card... did anyone else ?? (scroll a little upwards) again... we dont need to know... I think I remember you saying on a different thread that you don't want to know who has slept with whom. I was open in my posts above about having met both Tuscanred and Jensman. Does that mean I slept with either one? I haven't. Should this change however, don't worry, I won't kiss and tell.
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RHP User
13 years ago
What the puck? I need to know!! I love to know ain't that part of the fun? :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
I feel a bit of a fraud as I have put the best looking pictures of myself on my profile as most of us do. But at the end of the day I am just an average chick... No one would look twice at me walking down the street. Well, sometimes when I am feeling sexy and have my butt wiggle going on I do get some looks. Hehe
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RHP User
13 years ago
Photoshopped? No. Recent? Yes. Taken from an angle that hides my cellulite and stretch marks? You bet! Geez, I'm such a fraud.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Well I feel like I am going to disappoint people cause they have a certain image because of my photos. But then again we are our own worst critic I suppose.
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RHP User
13 years ago
In real life I'm actually a smart-arsed sex maniac jerk who likes it a little rough.RA
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RHP User
13 years ago
jennylee,Meeka,Ms.D,yes I have met you,are you all gorgeous,absolutely and yes I have slept with Tuscan. ps we did however have adjoinig beds .
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'howaboutsayinghi' Quoting 'XS' Since admitting to misleading others would defeat the purpose of the deception. My question is targeted towards certain types on here...that i know are lying...and im curious whether or not they contribute to the feedback... so you know people offline, who are lying here on line and you want them to out themselves? perhaps they may not see themselves as you see them? one mans fat chick is anothers desert one womans dud root is anothers hottie people may see themselves in one way, yet others see them in another the truth subjective
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Quoting 'howaboutsayinghi' The ego's seem to be following me...lol... I never knew this question was a score card... did anyone else ?? (scroll a little upwards) again... we dont need to know... put it up in lights ! alas twas not to be though if i was gonna bat for the other team I would join yours I think I remember you saying on a different thread that you don't want to know who has slept with whom. I was open in my posts above about having met both Tuscanred and Jensman. Does that mean I slept with either one? I haven't. Should this change however, don't worry, I won't kiss and tell.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Why people put Bullshit up & others pics is Crazy ... If they have any intentions of meeting ... they not going to get anywhere starting with lie's doe's not Work ...
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RHP User
13 years ago
YEAH TRUE AS , I FINE PEOPLE THAT DONT HAVE PIC HAVE SOMTHING TO HIDE OR SELF CONSCIIOUS ABOUT SOMETHING , IGIVE EVEY ONEA FIAR GO AND I HIDE NOTHING , SOOOOO
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RHP User
13 years ago
NICE ASS JENSTA
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RHP User
13 years ago
Some are here to form intimate relationships. Some are here for casual hook ups. Others, like me, are here to exchange views on the forums with other open minded adults. There are a few who use the forums as a fantasy in itself, where they can be someone else. A different persona. A bit of escapism. I don't have a problem with any of this. I do dislike those who mislead people online for personal gain offline. Men who pretend to be a couple to meet up with others but then 'the wife couldn't make it' or couples using a woman's profile as a come on and then springing the hubby last minute (and NO this is not what we do with Jennylee's profile, read it and see for yourself)
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RHP User
13 years ago
People think that by the time they finally meet, the other person is already so enthralled by them they won't care if they are 10 years older/30 kilos heavier/living with their parents/convicted drug mules.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Never convicted.That's a plus :)RA
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RHP User
13 years ago
well i think im to honest i tell the men i have a disgusting body but they dont wish to hear it but what they dont realise is when they see it and the look of disgust in there face makes me feel more like shit than i did to begin with so yes im honest in all aspects no fake pics nothing
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RHP User
13 years ago
Great way to meet many from the forums and forum lurkers and a wonderfull way to sort the onlinepersona and profile to the true person.Its pretty easy to see who has meet at various drinks nights around the country, they chat and banter and shit stir each other in friendly ways.The brave ones who show for these events are usually the genuine ones and not to far off their profile persona.The ones who are alllllll talk making grandiose claims about their lives never show.....lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
Sorry but my profile is so fake its scary No thats not really me in those pics, the date of birth is utterly false, Ive shaved a few kgs of my weight, added a number of centermetres in height, a few extra cup sizes in my bra, and really Im a pimply teenage boy just getting his rocks off! So there! Bet you didnt see that one coming..... The only truthful aspect is my suburb - hell! I want that person Im avoiding from a suburb closer to home to find me - maybe then we can have some fun Hahahahaha Kisses Focus
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm actually a super hot 25yr old single girl. I'm pretending to be an average 40yr old couple because quite frankly it was all too easy and I love a challenge.There's also the need to be discreet. Can't have the catwalk shots up here on my profile and put the sponsorship at risk now can I?I've listed Sydney as the location, but that's really just where the billionaire with the huge crush on me has given me a penthouse. I dont like to think of any city as home, and I now belong to the whole universe according to my most recent title.My profile says I'm into women and couples, but what I really like is single men with one line intros written in txt. Nothing turns me on more however than an overweight, unemployed single man pretending to be a couple. But I can hardly put that on my profile can I, I would be overwhelmed. It's much more fun to find them myself.It's not all made up however, I did use my real name. Not a problem as I use my stage name for everything else.The deception is taking it's toll however and I'm glad to finally have the opportunity to come clean. Thanks RHP!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Maria71'well i think im to honest i tell the men i have a disgusting body but they dont wish to hear it but what they dont realise is when they see it and the look of disgust in there face makes me feel more like shit than i did to begin with so yes im honest in all aspects no fake pics nothing And to hear your lack of confidence saddens me... Yes, you have a gut and lumps and bumps. So do most of us. I'm dealing with a muffin top, cellulite, stretch marks and spider veins. I can hide them easily with clothes on or in my pics, but once I strip off I feel insecure too. I'm a little worried about the kind of men your profile attracts. Any man not telling you how beautiful you are does not deserve your time. Hugs.
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RHP User
13 years ago
The pics could do with an update but other than that - what you read is what you get. I don't bother lying as the truth is easier to remember.
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RHP User
13 years ago
i have notice this my self ,,, like most blokes lie about there age , say they are like 40's , but when you see them face to face they are in the 50's or 60's... or another thing, tell you they are single but guess what they are in a relationship ... makes me wonder. i believe you should be honest . like i have been... i tell it straight up,no bull shit ...lies are very hard to remember and in what order too. nice if they remember that one ...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Maria... What the fuck? You look like a real woman to me and not ugly at all. Seriously most of us are not Miranda Kerr look a likes. If a man tells you that you slap his face kick him in the nuts and tell him to fuck off. How dare they!! But do men really say this or are you projecting your own feelings onto them? I was looking in the mirror today... I have dimples on my butt, and I definitely have extra padding. I am just average but I feel sexy and nobody is going to tell me different. >_>
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RHP User
13 years ago
You dirty bird, you certainly get around. LMAO!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Had a little meet and greet with fellow RHP members a while back. I guess by my profile, I was a total creep. Instead, they found out I was only partially a creep:) As far as the pics, they are real... Except for one that was the way I used to look twenty years ago before my chest fell to my stomach. Getting old really sucks:( I am just here for the cyanide-laced kool-aid
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RHP User
13 years ago
Profile says ample. Nothing wrong with that. Disgusting body? Don't see it. I think you actually look quite beautiful, and that is not 'just to get your undies off' line. Just letting you know
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RHP User
13 years ago
Maria ,looked at your profile ,and you look stunning.The look of "WOW" is more like it + 1 icumfast she is very beautiful
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Quoting 'Maria71'well i think im to honest i tell the men i have a disgusting body but they dont wish to hear it but what they dont realise is when they see it and the look of disgust in there face makes me feel more like shit than i did to begin with so yes im honest in all aspects no fake pics nothing And to hear your lack of confidence saddens me... Yes, you have a gut and lumps and bumps. So do most of us. I'm dealing with a muffin top, cellulite, stretch marks and spider veins. I can hide them easily with clothes on or in my pics, but once I strip off I feel insecure too. I'm a little worried about the kind of men your profile attracts. Any man not telling you how beautiful you are does not deserve your time. Hugs. I was just about to post something similar before I saw the Devious one's post. As long as your profile pictures are resonably recent, any guy would be lucky to spend sometime with you. Your profile comes across as genuine. If guys turn up and are offended by the truth, they're probably people that you din't want to spend time with anyway. One little tip, the more attractive and sexy you think and feel you are, the more people will recognise it. Now to practise what I preach, off to the pub.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm a lot more 3-dimensional in person.xx Sarah
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RHP User
13 years ago
Trust me, Maria, as long as I've got a face, you've got a seat.
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RHP User
13 years ago
that pretending is who these people really are.ra
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RHP User
13 years ago
Contrary to my profile I'm actually taller, more muscular and at least 28 percent more charming than I might initially appear, but enough about me, it's time we made some headway with this witch hunt and gave these would be attractive people a darn good scolding for their obvious contempt. PS. Dear honest leader, when the hunt is over are we going to start on people who are unfairly using the loop hole of the word curvy in order to offset a couple of pounds, please tell us as the mob might loose direction.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I am sorry, it's my phone!, honest!, please don't make an example of me!
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RHP User
13 years ago
what a crock of crap..why do people use fake names , locations wrong age .or even pictures..oh i know ,these are the people who bullshit and have no intention of meeting up in first place,,,,hi im tony,i live in midland ...how is that unsafe ..whats the point of putting up a location ,get chatting to someone who appears to live close by and then when you do decide to meet,,you find out their in different town..and while your answering that question ,how bout why do people send ,message requests ,then never answer back or close profile straight after..why is it when you send messages or flirt , the receiving person takes the time to read and look at profile but not time to send any sort of reply,,,, time wasters ,,,thats why
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RHP User
13 years ago
Is you can't control what others do or say. Just how you react to it. Be true to yourselves, and own it, as for those who don't??? Well....does anyone really care??
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RHP User
13 years ago
we cant get over the amount of people who call them self bi, and what they mean is that they just want to have all the fun and not recriprocate. and whats with it with the women who call them selves average build, but in fact get stuck in their chairs. come people as the guy says, honesty does save a lot of wasted time, and effort
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RHP User
13 years ago
Where is your sence of fun my friend? IT"S SO MUCH FUN TO PRETEND! That is fantasy and where all the fun starts.Rollplay and dressing up is fun .The people we meet are real the games real as far as fantasy allows in safety.Safe games are all good as a girl can be dominated and restrained in her fantasy knowing it is controled,but in real life may never want this.Detonator is real as a dark side of who i am, and i am not him competely or all the time ,even though he lives with me haha and my girl.Really i am a tradesman and have family,love to 4x4 ,surf ,fish ,camp.I am a romantic and allso love to spoil my partner with things important to her.I play as Detonator because it excites her to see this badboy that is mostly DAD or contractor with little time for adult fun away from children.I am Detonator and i play here as him ,you will never meet me but i am what i say!OK everyone you can dress and act as you want ,"I BELIEVE" ...games forever xxx. Do not vent frustration.Remember what you came to this world for,FUN. FUN FUN. Take control and breathe,be nice now! Its been a while but hello old and new forum goers. BOOM IM BACK!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
we are real and wife is bi lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
Great opening line… Are you really the person you state you are ? – are we ? Well I didn’t need to check profile, because I am my profile (well I think I am…asks all her online friends that have met me offline ?? )… My photos are recent (January 2012 – courtesy of my good friend Tuscan Red)…I’m female, I’m 48, don’t wish to be any younger, not looking forward to getting any older…J…live in Perth – SOR – Perth is so small, but geographically so extensive..so I think that’s all one needs to know where I live wise.... – yep quick mental review of likes and dislikes, fetishes is still valid, but of course only with the rite person/persons…happy to meet people that interest me (sometimes to my detriment – but have no issues with meeting) but of late a bit over it all so my recently updated profile reflects that….so yeah I would say my profile is me…just a fat Jewish New Yorker with the same outlook on life as Woody Allen and speak the same monologues I recently though must admit I did a experiment I put up some photos of me from approx. 16 months ago..when I was dancing semi professional…before I fell ill..now I put those photos up for me..to make me feel good and to give me a goal to work my battered body towards good health again..oh yeah heaps more hits than a face pic..that’s for sure..however I didn’t meet anyone as a result of changing photos…(I’m in a “”Not meeting anyone phase” anyway) but when I told guys that did compliment me on said photos as soon as I said I’ve been sick since..they so weren’t interested….it was an interesting response....one day they too may fall ill and their bodies will break down too…I hope then that you aren’t judged as you judged me !!! One guy had the audacity to write to me and say he had seen my photo on a dance website – um duh – that’s because I used to dance with that company dickhead if you bothered to read the blog that accompanied the photo !!!..So there are photo police out there apparently but all in all, yep I’m my profile…and I’m actually more than my profile – I’ve been fortunate to meet so many people from here offline , that wanted to know me beyond just one page on a sex site !!!
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hotpassionpie
13 years ago
So I had chatted with a "Girl" for a few nights, then it turned out we were both going to be few doors away from each other having dinner, so organised to meet after.....to my surprise SHE ended up being a HE.....with the excuse that as I had in my find a date with a Woman, that I would not have met with HIM, he also added that his kink is to cross dress and that would get him over the line when he met me in person.......Still shaking my head about this one......cross dressing being the least of the problems I must say......needless to say HE didnt understand why I was pissed off, HIS account I noted has been deleted.....jerk!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
We have been on this site for a while now....notice on quite a few profiles (regular contributors on these forums as well) that they dont age.....same age flows on to the next year ....the following year same age..seems to be the 47 to 51 age bracket....amazing
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RHP User
13 years ago
I like to think I'm the same person as my profile but I didn't really put much about myself, more what I was looking for. Generally I don't talk about myself much anyway and it usually takes me a while to open up to someone about myself. Most of the time I am more interested to get to know the person I've met.
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RHP User
13 years ago
i have no sheep.....and im nor out looking for thema few have tried to follow me home tho..............bad sheep !but the ad in the window is for a Shepherdhavent looked at my profile in over a year....what does it say ??plenty have met me..........is I really realish like ?
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TrymeonForsize
13 years ago
Was very interested to read the opinions in this forum and thought I'd throw my piece in for good measure...... I'm pretty upfront in my profile about myself and hope that when I do meet people from here that I'm actually as I describe.....although this could be wishful thinking.... Lol. I guess the only thing I don't mention is that I have a swag of children, but I'm regularly in chat, cam & all , and am always upfront about this....... I've had two experiences with people from here that ended up being completely different to their profile pic, and whilst it was a surprise, I wasn't left upset, just bewildered by their obvious deception..... Bizarre behavior but perversely intriguing from a psychological point of view.... So to all the sexy people I have met.... Am hoping I left you more satisfied than bemused xx Try
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RHP User
13 years ago
is what lead you to ask this question... Have you experienced such deception, or do you practice what you preach ? If not where did you gather such knowledge or are you just guessing thats the way it is ? Not saying you're wrong mind you.. I believe there are those who live double lifes .. the real one , and the one on RHP..For the record, mine is how it reads.. but you watch some bored bugga will try and dissect it...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Jay_Me' is what lead you to ask this question... Have you experienced such deception, or do you practice what you preach ? If not where did you gather such knowledge or are you just guessing thats the way it is ? Not saying you're wrong mind you.. I believe there are those who live double lifes .. the real one , and the one on RHP..For the record, mine is how it reads.. but you watch some bored bugga will try and dissect it... I have come across people on this site that ive seen on other sites, different information... different lifestyle. Total 'prudes' on one site, and then the complete mischievious opposite on here. So which is the real life profile ? Ive talked to some on here, and they have blatently tried to deny it. Then before you know it you're either finding urself blocked or they have hidden their profile... lol Only just in the last day or so... ive seen the same pic on 2 different profiles, one aged 31yo and the other 35yo... which are you ?? Im not going to name names, but its obvious that some people are not true to themselves, or anyone else. I am a person of my word, take me as I am... however some people might find my sense of humour to rich to take sometimes... lol forgive me those whom ive maybe offended... but I guess thats their lack of acceptance to take people as they are. I practice what I preach, if you dont like it, move on... if you like it... come say hi :) I could go on and brag about what I have done and what I want, but no, my personal life is just that, and you will find that out if you are genuinely interested. Enjoy life for what it has to offer you, No expectations...and go with the flow. PS: and keep smiling, makes a difference :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Trymeon, how on earth is it possible you gave birth to a swag of kids?
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RHP User
13 years ago
some people's humour is indeed obtuse OP.An anarchic sense of humour similar to wowwow's or Random Agent's will indeed tickle my funny bone.Tuscanred and I share a similar funny bone,MissDevious's humour is often oblique,jensman and Drift frequently make me laugh.Some people I find deeply amusing ,their humour though is often inadvertant. Maybe we should ask RHP to create a humour category for profiles,or perhaps that is just another topic.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Freya13' MissDevious's humour is often oblique,jensman and Drift frequently make me laugh. Thanks! .... I think.
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RHP User
13 years ago
It is meant as a compliment
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RHP User
13 years ago
So what category would my humour fall into, ...sick, ...twisted, ...degenerate, ...?
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RHP User
13 years ago
...but I find it too distracting. I don't know why but my dick keeps bumping into the computer screen. Mind of it's own, the little bugger.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Thanks!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Talking about humour Ms Freya, you didnt find mine funny grumpy pants
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RHP User
13 years ago
you is just sooo cute
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'jensman1903'So what category would my humour fall into, ...sick, ...twisted, ...degenerate, ...? Blue Humour. Go ahead, Google it.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'jensman1903' ...but I find it too distracting. I don't know why but my dick keeps bumping into the computer screen. Mind of it's own, the little bugger. Blue humour: Blue comedy is comedy that is off-color, risque, indecent or profane, largely about sex. It often contains profanity and/or sexual imagery that may shock and offend some audience members. Questions?
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RHP User
13 years ago
it is obtuse
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RHP User
13 years ago
It's obvious you need an MA 15+ rating....according to the censors :p
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RHP User
13 years ago
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm a c*** :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
thats why it called a lap top
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ive actually understated my profile somewhat (only to avoid excessive spam, and frightening people) I think I might re write it. };D
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RHP User
13 years ago
My profile pic was taken two months ago while making love to me wife. She said I should take a pic that shows the ladies what kind of view they should expect if they were to make love to me. I told her she should take a photo of the wall next. badum chhhh! Getting off track, since then, the Italion style shaggy rug had come back to life! Its very 70's porn. Ok I'm done. Oh and Meeka, if your just an average chick, that camera is a lying bastard. Im outing it.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'jensman1903' Some are here to form intimate relationships. Some are here for casual hook ups. Others, like me, are here to exchange views on the forums with other open minded adults. There are a few who use the forums as a fantasy in itself, where they can be someone else. A different persona. A bit of escapism. I don't have a problem with any of this. I do dislike those who mislead people online for personal gain offline. Men who pretend to be a couple to meet up with others but then 'the wife couldn't make it' or couples using a woman's profile as a come on and then springing the hubby last minute (and NO this is not what we do with Jennylee's profile, read it and see for yourself) Yeah, well said.. Ok, we're going to fess up, that is not our home town.. we felt you might get envious if we told you we live in a tin shed in Woopwoop & smoke grass all day ..Hahaha, just kidding... No Fremantle is not our home town ... you stalkers, yeah you, we know you been spying on us, pretending to take someone elses dog for a walk...you don't even have a dog !!!Kidding...We have changed our profile lately because we were being 'too brash & open', so we have softened it up, but we promise what you see is what you get...! We are a couple and everything we have stated is the truth, so help us God..!!! It's perfectly understandable to alter the truth if it's for safety reasons.. Not sure why it's for safety reasons you can't take a recent pic of yourself & have to show us one from 20 years ago when you looked perfect ??? No really, let's face it, why is this site any different than listening to the news..or facebook, twitter, is that all the truth ? How much is exaggerated, how much did not even happen etc ? Are those people who they say they are..? How many people live insecurely & the only way to pump up their own juices is to exaggerate, lie, etc...?Way to go, feeling insecure, how much more insecure will you become when you are caught out lying, forget checking your winks/messages then ha - 0, 0, 0, ???? But clearly people, aren't we the silly ones to get ourselves into a false sense of security in the first place & to "EXPECT" that everyone/everything is how it is/appears etc ???Isn't it the same as "ASSUME", it makes an ass out of you & me ???We like to believe, have faith, trust .....For this reason, we have adopted to take things 'with a pinch of salt, a 'grain of salt' & pepper too if you wish '... Genuine people will eventually shine & be seen for who they are as will 'dishonest people'...we know where you live, we're coming to get you...!!! There are great people out there and here too, it's about sorting the weeds out from the grass... Hmmm, Weed and Grass in the same sentence... "NO EXPECTATIONS" don't "ASSUME"....no one gets the arse then, unless you really want it !!!Peace & Honesty To You AllWoody & AngelP.s.. we have a really nice mansion in New York & looking for the right person to house sit for us for 3 years.....no strings attached...really - it's the truth ...just send us your email address & $5000 bond just incase you have too many wild parties...hahahaha...P.s.s...incase you didn't catch on....just kidding !!!PLAY HONEST, PLAY SAFE
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RHP User
13 years ago
Curiosity is good... however lies and untruth will always catch you out eventually...Quoting 'XS'Since admitting to misleading others would defeat the purpose of the deception.My question is targeted towards certain types on here...that i know are lying...and im curious whether or not they contribute to the feedback...Ohhhh you didn't mention that you're forum post was merely a method in attempting to bait 'certain types on here...that you know are lying'. Kinda misleading of you eh LMAO
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'hardtruckin2011'It's obvious you need an MA 15+ rating....according to the censors :p Just in case you didn't know what to expect.
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