M54
Oh Please
April 29 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'HotSexyChilli'cum n fail at my house... Chilli xxDon't think I'd fail to cum though... too soon?BTW great profile Shcroedinger, it caught my attention Thanks! Praise from the praiseworthy... you girls here know how to make a fellow feel appreciated. Think I'm going to have to member myself up here (as become paid up RHP member, not everything is a double entendre), they really should be giving you all a commission!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'mikeandshel' funny how we can quite freely and openly find something about a mans profile and/or pics and criticize it or them, but when it comes to making comments about a female, we are instantly pilloried and condemned for it. our pics should be the best we can post, its advertising pure and simple........... Myers and the like don't use ordinary photos and amateurish campaigns and expect customers to break their doors down in the rush...do they? i think a lot of the backlash is a result of how you word it. It takes consideration to word a forum post in a way that your meaning will be understood and taken on board rather than just inciting an emotional response/trolling.As an example, your earlier post in response to Chilli regarding 'less than flattering' poses and pics explains it well, whereas earlier your wording was more crass and insulting.If you think of it like telling a joke, yes you can 'tell it like it is' but whether or not people 'get it' depends on how you tell it..xx Sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
pic sets that have puzzling disparity between the different pics in the set.- here's me at my really wanky gym, the equipment is as shiny as my oiled abs!- here's me in my fantastic expensive car that i just polished, it's as shiny as my new fantastic expensive watch that I just happened to position near my face so you could see it!- here's me in the bathroom, the flash is shiny on the mirror!- here's me in my hovel of a bedroom covered with sweaty gym clothes, car parts and empty gatorade bottles and protein-bar wrappers, bet you can't wait to get in here and fuck me cos I have so many shiny things and everyone knows girls don't notice things like that because they are all just attracted to shiny things!xx Sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
All this talk about photoshopped pictures and flattering angles... hahaWe wish we could find an artsy girl or couple who are good with a camera. We've been looking at getting photos taken for a while now (we've only got very boring frontal shots for our profile) but haven't had much luck.We've never been too fussed when we've been looking at other people's photos... I think you can generally get a good idea of the shape and body type of a person unless they just show you their boobs or something... There are signs :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' Quoting 'mikeandshel' funny how we can quite freely and openly find something about a mans profile and/or pics and criticize it or them, but when it comes to making comments about a female, we are instantly pilloried and condemned for it. our pics should be the best we can post, its advertising pure and simple........... Myers and the like don't use ordinary photos and amateurish campaigns and expect customers to break their doors down in the rush...do they? i think a lot of the backlash is a result of how you word it. It takes consideration to word a forum post in a way that your meaning will be understood and taken on board rather than just inciting an emotional response/trolling.As an example, your earlier post in response to Chilli regarding 'less than flattering' poses and pics explains it well, whereas earlier your wording was more crass and insulting.If you think of it like telling a joke, yes you can 'tell it like it is' but whether or not people 'get it' depends on how you tell it..xx Sarah we wont agree there at all, we told no joke, just stated an opinion. there's no offense to be taken unless people set out deliberately to find it.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Shameless Advertising here!...John is a photographer and takes photos for free on all our theme nights for anyone that wishes to have profile photos done...There are hundreds on here that have photos that John has taken on theme nights and they use them for their profile shots, so i noticed that some of you wish to have some done..come along on a theme night and get them for free...They are emailed to you and then deleted.Leesa xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
best Photos on here i have seen are from Eman .. does an awesome job
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RHP User
15 years ago
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SHOT
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RHP User
15 years ago
I got bored with reading this thread , I just started to look at the boobies , So all i can say now is boobies boobies , Ok i get a bit deeper , Lady what lovely boobies you all have got , all of them , the big , the small , i just love all the different shaps as well. have a get sexy day.
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RHP User
15 years ago
This is a fantastic thread... lots and lots of brilliant comments...agree with all the good advice- less cock more face- show your assets but not too much- a humorous/cute picture can win over the sexiest womenbut all have to be done well... ask a lovely person over to help you all this makes me want to work on my own photos more... I will!xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'she_devil69'Close up pics of pussys or assholes with cum dribbling out of them! omg hell call me what you want but eeeewwwwwwwwwww i block those they dont get a second chance to send more,
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RHP User
15 years ago
well guess mike had better not look at my pics this little old saggy lady ,,may offend him.. and omg mike do you not plan to age??? gravity get us all at some stage.. and why hide our bodies? its whats on offer and those that dont like the older body then pffft move on and dont look.. No my body's not perfect I dont state that it is . I have had 8 children and are a grandmother to 26 .anyway mike when your dead your going to have wrinkles how do you plan to stop that lmfao xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx all those people big small old young wrinkly and show what their bodys really look like and dont hide what they have be proud girls and guys be proud i know i am !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Brandicandii >Lovely for 54 i must say....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'brandiicandii' well guess mike had better not look at my pics this little old saggy lady ,,may offend him.. and omg mike do you not plan to age??? gravity get us all at some stage.. and why hide our bodies? its whats on offer and those that dont like the older body then pffft move on and dont look.. No my body's not perfect I dont state that it is . I have had 8 children and are a grandmother to 26 .anyway mike when your dead your going to have wrinkles how do you plan to stop that lmfao xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx all those people big small old young wrinkly and show what their bodys really look like and dont hide what they have be proud girls and guys be proud i know i am !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think you and others have taken the whole thing way out of context......I see no problem with anyone posting pics that show them as they really are, but do believe that the ones we post in our public galleries should be some of the best we have taken. its simple logic that its in this gallery that we sell ourselves. first impressions count, and always will. we use a dodgy little Kmart special camera that was rescued from the 'bargain' bin. but we have been fortunate enough to be able to put some good shots together (luck not planning) but thats not the reason behind the post....others seem to not care and post whatever pics they have without thought or consideration...as for your pics? OMG why would you feel I'd have anything other than compliments for you......simply stunning photos...beautifully and tastefully presented. Shel too is a mother (of 5) and grandmother (only 4 so far), and I'm poppy...and so you know, already growing old...we dont present ourselves as anything other than a late 40's early 50's couple. we are far from perfect, and time takes us further away each year. we have wrinkles. we have saggy bits. we have faded and blued tattoos..the whole deal.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' Quoting 'mikeandshel'how about asking the hard question of why some women post the pics they do? i mean saggy stretched breasts with faded tattoos? please? yuk! or cellulite thighs and hanging stomachs in sexy lingerie? please! poke my eyes out already! get with it people! this isnt a walmartian photo site is it? I post my boobs, saggy, tattoo and all. When you have a bust the size of mine, gravity is a bitch and the funnything is...the guys love 'em! Those women with cellulite and hanging stomachs in lingerie...they are being truthfull at least. Beats the shit out of pushing yourself up so the tummy is concave and the ribs all show making a woman look like a good feed or two would be in order. Each to thier own. We all know you do not like overweight people but others do. and so you should fionabee, you shouldnt have to be ashamed of what you look like or how you feel about yourself....more power to you i say for being that comfortable. I agree with the being truthful part, better than to post old pics where you might look better and then be completely different when you meet. There are all sorts of people out there that have tastes of so many different varieties, meaning there is someone for everyone no matter what their shape and size so who is the judge and jury on saying women have to hide their bodies just because gravity took hold etc. cindy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'mikeandshel' Quoting 'fionabee' Quoting 'mikeandshel'how about asking the hard question of why some women post the pics they do? i mean saggy stretched breasts with faded tattoos? please? yuk! or cellulite thighs and hanging stomachs in sexy lingerie? please! poke my eyes out already! get with it people! this isnt a walmartian photo site is it? I post my boobs, saggy, tattoo and all. When you have a bust the size of mine, gravity is a bitch and the funnything is...the guys love 'em! Those women with cellulite and hanging stomachs in lingerie...they are being truthfull at least. Beats the shit out of pushing yourself up so the tummy is concave and the ribs all show making a woman look like a good feed or two would be in order. Each to thier own. We all know you do not like overweight people but others do. if my comment was meant for you it would have your name on it. it didn't so it wasn't, but if you wish claim ownership of poor taste photos the go right ahead........ why do you deliberately go out of your way to offend us? are you jealous? or just mean spirited? why do you slur my wife like this? why the nasty comments here and in a dozen other forums? if you have nothing nice to say, say nothing.......... as for your criticisms of my wife, her pictures speak for themselves, she turns 50 in a week, has had 5 children, has no stretch marks and her breasts (all natural and DD) are where they should be.....and her photo's are 100% honest and truthful as they show her exactly as she is..... no cropping or photo-shopping or fancy editing... oh and there's no ribs showing, nor does she look like she needs feeding...matter of fact she eats more than I do most days... funny thing too is that we have the same 'gravity' here ....... not sure how that works..... and very good for your wife i will agree she looks great for her age stunning in fact but its not necessary to make those that dont look that great feel shit about themselves just because they take some bad photos or just because they dont look like her. We should appreciate that these people are obviously comfortable enough in their own skin to put these pics out there and say good luck to them instead of running them down. Everyone has the same sexual desires no matter what their size and shape are, so just let them be how they want to be :) cindy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'mikeandshel'anyone else here offended by my wife photo's? should i delete them all? dont delete them they are great, but accept other peoples too :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Lyndea'Mike, people like you really piss me off! Hey, look at me! look at me! I drive a Ferrari, all you Toyota drivers can get fucked. Sure your wife is gorgeous but she has one in a million genetics.You say yourself many days your wife eats more than you do yet she still looks gorgeous. Many woman work extremely hard to maintain some sort of figure after kids and gravity. The older you get the harder it becomes. A small comment like the saggy tits comment you've posted can have a devastating effect on a woman. My wife for instance does gym work lifting heavy weights three times a week, walks 5k's every work day, eats less than 1200 calories a day and still cannot get her pre-kids figure back. The fact is, like yourself Mike, most people are average and deal with the genetic cards they were dealt - end of story. Like it or lump it, just keep your comments to yourself and show some respect. To all those women out there without the "perfect" figure... my hat goes off to you for being honest enough to show the real you.So Mike, where's your toned muscles, your throbbing biceps? You are an average person driving a Ferrari. And no this is not a self promo post, you can't contact us on this profile. EXTREMELY WELL SAID
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RHP User
15 years ago
A good thread with some good advice, perhaps I should revisit my profile pictures a bit.I am more in to face photos, but I do enjoy seeing you sexy ladies in your lingerie and underwear.Initially I just wanted to take photos of my best physical assets (well shaped chest, and recently put one up of my peachy bum!). But now I've put up a modest well-taken face photo in my private album, hoping to gauge some interest through messages and flirts. I guess I just feel safer to have control over who can see my face but generally if you ask or if I am messaging you and you have a face photo, I will grant access.Anyway, just my two cents.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Not the greatest of pics, but hey that is me holding up the bridge I don't have many pics of myself. I don't consider myself particularly photogenic, compared to many on here that look like they are professional models.
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RHP User
15 years ago
We've got to cut most people some slack. Not many look as good as me for example. Personally, the more explicit the better, that way if nothing else happens at least I've been entertained. Clothes make most women look less attractive. Naked is best.
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RHP User
15 years ago
classic pic
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erotictouch4u
15 years ago
Quoting 'WildPaganGypsy' What's even more laughable is reading the profile and next to Smoking it says . . . .wait for it . . . ASK ME pmsl. Just like the profiles which state for looks "see my pic" and they don't have any pics in their galleries either ET xox
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'mikeandshel' all I can say is WOW WOW WOW such awesome pictures, & Mike no I wasn't saying anything bad about you hunni,was just mm on rhp you sure get sick of people saying " OMG you cant really be 54(now55) lol.. we are what we are wrinkles and all and Mike wow please let me borrow your camera, maybe i just need someone to take pictures for me hehe......thanks for the compliments hun and looking at your pics all i can say is "WOW again " lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Quoting 'brandiicandii' well guess mike had better not look at my pics this little old saggy lady ,,may offend him.. and omg mike do you not plan to age??? gravity get us all at some stage.. and why hide our bodies? its whats on offer and those that dont like the older body then pffft move on and dont look.. No my body's not perfect I dont state that it is . I have had 8 children and are a grandmother to 26 .anyway mike when your dead your going to have wrinkles how do you plan to stop that lmfao xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx all those people big small old young wrinkly and show what their bodys really look like and dont hide what they have be proud girls and guys be proud i know i am !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think you and others have taken the whole thing way out of context......I see no problem with anyone posting pics that show them as they really are, but do believe that the ones we post in our public galleries should be some of the best we have taken. its simple logic that its in this gallery that we sell ourselves. first impressions count, and always will. we use a dodgy little Kmart special camera that was rescued from the 'bargain' bin. but we have been fortunate enough to be able to put some good shots together (luck not planning) but thats not the reason behind the post....others seem to not care and post whatever pics they have without thought or consideration...as for your pics? OMG why would you feel I'd have anything other than compliments for you......simply stunning photos...beautifully and tastefully presented. Shel too is a mother (of 5) and grandmother (only 4 so far), and I'm poppy...and so you know, already growing old...we dont present ourselves as anything other than a late 40's early 50's couple. we are far from perfect, and time takes us further away each year. we have wrinkles. we have saggy bits. we have faded and blued tattoos..the whole deal.
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