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Keep Calm and Carry On

March 02 2013

That wonderful poster produced to boost the morale of the English public in 1939 for expected bombing and gas attacks. It has been now widely used on coffe cups, signs and calendar series where it is changed to things like -   Keep Calm and have a cup of Tea Keep Calm and Rock On (I know a couple on here who would love that one!)   I was wandering what the RHP brains trust could come up with on a fun sexual note with this?   Keep Calm and Kiss my Nipples, is my one to start you off.....

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Cuff me

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I'm predicting ten stitches, tops.

  • Playful2looking

    Playful2looking

    13 years ago

    Keep calm I'll kiss it and put a bandaid on it. Keep calm your squirting on my sheets

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    And read the instructions again. Is blue positive or negative?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    And meet me vagabond!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    And put this cream on. It reduces the itching.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    And call A Current Affair.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Keep Calm and eat Pie. t's NO secret... FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Karmacoma, Jamaican aroma Karmacoma, Jamaican aroma Karmacoma, Jamaican aroma Karmacoma, Jamaican aroma

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    and move along... Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    And plot revenge

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Just move away slowly, he only bites if you run

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Freya has left RHP   some people do manage to escape

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Hi! Good Vagabond:) Thanks for your interesting fun Topic.. My Favorite saying is.. Keep Calm chill and Embrace the Journey:) Cheers Lu :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I have the key..... Somewhere- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Keep calm   Its never paralyised a women yet     Keep calm   once noise control has left we can start again

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    And relax. Lock jaw doesn't last forever.... I hope.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I think its just a choclate bar in the pool.   Keep Calm But I saw your mother on rhp

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Fuck Logic

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    All good things come to those who wait :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    and sit on my face :P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I'm working my way back up your inner thigh, you will be cuming soon enough

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Destroy the joint. An anti-sexism Facebook page I came across just now.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Keep calm and put your head back where it belongs. Between my thighs :P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I know its dark, but it's only a 5km swim to shore ..no erratic movements, and definitely no pee.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Keep calm and carry on below.   Keep calm and carry on behind.   Keep calm and worry about the mess later.   Keep calm and breath again - my turn on top!   Keep calm and brace yourself - here I cum.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    And walk away from the computer, when tempted to respond to someone's inciting post.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    and try not to pull on the restrains ...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    and I've even got my glasses back now ...(thanks Meeka) ... FFS!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'shortNsweet24'Keep calm and put your head back where it belongs. Between my thighs :P heading to perth to start a new union chapter there.   umm nothing to do with how hot shortnsweet24 is. i swear, hahaha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'cold_ass_honky' heading to perth to start a new union chapter there.   umm nothing to do with how hot shortnsweet24 is. i swear, hahaha Oh NO you don't.... We don't need your kind here. Our lads are just fine thank you very much

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Ms_Devious' And walk away from the computer, when tempted to respond to someone's inciting post.  Keep calm and look at Tumblr porn instead.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'inspirit' Quoting 'cold_ass_honky' heading to perth to start a new union chapter there.   umm nothing to do with how hot shortnsweet24 is. i swear, hahaha Oh NO you don't.... We don't need your kind here. Our lads are just fine thank you very much must be alot of pussy whipped males in perth.   boys, fear not, the union is coming!!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'cold_ass_honky' Quoting 'inspirit' Quoting 'cold_ass_honky' heading to perth to start a new union chapter there.   umm nothing to do with how hot shortnsweet24 is. i swear, hahaha Oh NO you don't.... We don't need your kind here. Our lads are just fine thank you very much must be alot of pussy whipped males in perth.   boys, fear not, the union is coming!!!!! Mighty fine pussy over here you will not last long in your stance

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    and bite my tongue...er me that is

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    but I have enough porn for both of us.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    and keep on believing     It will work out in the end...if it hasnt worked out..then its not yet the end....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Keep calm, it's only kinky the first time. Tall xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Hug it out.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    yes nickip43. would love to, my hotel in the city, tonight. sound good ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    And bring me another mojito ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Keep calm and kick it to Cahill.

  • Dryphuz

    Dryphuz

    11 years ago

    has a canvas with the original "Keep calm and carry on" but printed in rainbow colours. I think its a banksy... He has a lot of banksy original canvases. As much as you can add anything instead of "carry on" i really like this one because of the juxtaposition of the fun colours.

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