M57
Keep Calm and Carry On
March 02 2013
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RHP User
13 years ago
you are very nearly there
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RHP User
13 years ago
Keep calm.....and suck this!- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
& Go Hard ! GG♒- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Keep calm and cunnilingus.
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RHP User
13 years ago
and lick a pussy
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RHP User
13 years ago
and suck a McHardon
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RHP User
13 years ago
cum in spirit
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madotara69
13 years ago
you all love it, some just do not know it yet.
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RHP User
13 years ago
where you can have these posters made,all personalised, saying what ever you want at a very reasonable $ .
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Cheekyarses
13 years ago
Keep calm n kiss me xxx
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ohhhhh God
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RHP User
13 years ago
Keep calm but I do bite.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'ruby_blossum'where you can have these posters made,all personalised, saying what ever you want at a very reasonable $ . Quoting 'Cheekyarses'Keep calm n kiss me xxx Thank you x
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RHP User
13 years ago
Its only heat rash Keep calm Its ok the condom is still inside me Keep calm I think my husband just came home Keep calm that fart had no follow through
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'ruby_blossum'where you can have these posters made,all personalised, saying what ever you want at a very reasonable $ .Do tell, please :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Shag a FIFO
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RHP User
13 years ago
Keep Calm....I'm About To Give A Fuck!....mmm?...........yeess?......NO...False Alarm!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Lilmisschuckles,I am not sure if the rhp mods will allow me to post the link....but more than happy to share the link in a message
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RHP User
13 years ago
keep calm I'm cumming
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RHP User
13 years ago
keep very calm & shave my balls!
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RHP User
13 years ago
That's effin brilliant!!! "Keep calm and shagg a FIFO..." I so need a pink shirt with white writing with that-I'd wear it in public.... ;-) Foxy - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Keep calm and carry on when talking to mum and dad cause they have no idea I'm on RHP!!!! Foxy - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Try Date finder
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RHP User
13 years ago
...it's just a bit to the left....the condom just broke....It'll only hurt for a second
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RHP User
13 years ago
Keep calm and admit to nothing.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Keep calm and pretend you're British.
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RHP User
13 years ago
keep calm, jesus loves you?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Swallow this...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Keep Calm & Lace Up (with a picture of a corset instead of a crown)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Spank Me
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RHP User
13 years ago
Just channel surfing and found myself on ABC News...I never watch the news but what made me stop was they had the "Keep Calm" tshirts on there! I thought "Ohh this would be fun"...THEN...Came the slogans! Keep Calm and Hit Her! Keep Calm and Choke Her! Keep Calm and Rape Her! Etc...... . I'm sorry but this should not be trivalised at all! Pretty disappointing! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
13 years ago
they'll fade by morning. Keep calm, i'm sure I left the keys here somewhere.
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RHP User
13 years ago
And don't cum yet
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RHP User
13 years ago
&Carry onUp the Kyber
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RHP User
13 years ago
and bend over
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm sure I read the instructions correctly.
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RHP User
13 years ago
It'll grow back!
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RHP User
13 years ago
remember your cock is in the cage ...Keep calm, it will only sting brieflyKeep clam, It's only a strap onKeep calm, I'm sure you've seen bigger...Keep calm, and breath through your ears
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RHP User
13 years ago
And Carry A Big Stick! (I said stick, not dick)
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RHP User
13 years ago
I am BritishYour lucky I don't have my big stick, but I will find itI'll put it back in the cage I promise.............sooner or laterI've lost the instructions but I DO know what I am doing!!!!!!
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playful4u
13 years ago
I joined RHP While I pleasure you While I lick you When sucking cock During anal sex I told your friends - RHP I told your parents - RIP
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'curiousgirlbi' I'm sure I read the instructions correctly. Brilliant. It is so innocuous it is a perfect line.
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RHP User
13 years ago
It can't suck it's self
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RHP User
13 years ago
And relax your muscles, I'll go slow. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
It'll wash off!
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RHP User
13 years ago
It's such a boring, trite cliche now. I worked once and once only: The first time in 1939.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Keep Calm.... I HAVE LUBE!
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RHP User
13 years ago
And touch it!- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
its toothpaste not hemroidcream and vice versa
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RHP User
13 years ago
keep calm, are we there yet???keep calm, the viagra will kick in keep calm, i can't afford the pillkeep calm, its not pension day yet.....keep calm, insert here.....
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RHP User
13 years ago
I cant keep calm I'm Italian
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RHP User
13 years ago
** loudly **..."Keep calm!, my finger is only temporarily stuck in your anus, please stop wriggling will you?...you need to relax...Now...please relax your butt muscles...no, no...you are squeezing...I SAID RELAX!!!!!"
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RHP User
13 years ago
Have a Bolly
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'xxticklishxx' I cant keep calm I'm Italian I can top that...I'm Calabrese! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
13 years ago
Follow me
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RHP User
13 years ago
Keep calm, this will only hurt a little bit
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RHP User
13 years ago
and grab hold of this ;)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
And enjoy the ride Is it me or is calm a funny looking word
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RHP User
13 years ago
You werent to know he was your long lost brother ;-)
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RHP User
13 years ago
keep calm - I think that's the g spot
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RHP User
13 years ago
Keep calm - nervs shows on cam
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RHP User
13 years ago
I have PMS
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RHP User
13 years ago
Keep Calm And Rim Me... xFunlovingx
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RHP User
13 years ago
Keep calm, turn around and take my hand
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RHP User
13 years ago
You're upsetting the voices in my head.
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RHP User
13 years ago
So true x
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RHP User
13 years ago
... there is always the morning after pill.... it's not a bat, it's my cock.... heard of acyclovir?
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RHP User
13 years ago
I love every bone in my body - Especially yours.
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RHP User
13 years ago
and scream as loud as you like....
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playful4u
13 years ago
Keep Calm Australia, I will be gone in September
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'inspirit'I love every bone in my body - Especially yours. I love it ... nice work
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'xFunlovingx' Keep Calm And Rim Me... xFunlovingxthat's a money maker right there Love your work
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RHP User
13 years ago
IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO THERE!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
and brace your self
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RHP User
13 years ago
...until the med's kick in....is this real or a just another psychotic episode?...I'll just dip the tip in...just for a coupla seconds...promise!...It's just the Forums, where the B/S flows widely & freely*Did anyone see where I put down my coffee cup?*~~forgetful f~~
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RHP User
13 years ago
Keep calm......... I dont think... its venomous.......DG
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madotara69
13 years ago
Moses would not have been patient, if he had his balls caught in a rabbit trapMado
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RHP User
13 years ago
as stretch-marks have been known to fade over time!
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RHP User
13 years ago
and quit humping my leg! It's only a date!
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RHP User
13 years ago
There's an app for that.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Alongside a picture of Julia GillardKeep Calm Australia... I'll be gone in September
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RHP User
13 years ago
You might yet get a reply
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RHP User
13 years ago
You might find a genuine profile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Keep calm and go downstairs- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
I really am the Batman and your Catwoman outfit is in the wardrobe.
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RHP User
13 years ago
and find the keys to these handcuffs. And I promise there is no one in the cupboard with a video camera.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm almost there
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' There's an app for that.
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madotara69
13 years ago
Quoting 'inspirit' I'm almost there calm down? Not a shit show in hell
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' Quoting 'inspirit' I'm almost there calm down? Not a shit show in hell CARRY ON!!!! hehehehe
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madotara69
13 years ago
Quoting 'inspirit' Quoting 'madotara69' Quoting 'inspirit' I'm almost there calm down? Not a shit show in hell CARRY ON!!!! hehehehe Indeed
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RHP User
13 years ago
FOXY
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madotara69
13 years ago
It appears someone has spiked the punch
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm only nine days late...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Keep calm...and trust me! I saw how this is done on You-tube!
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RHP User
13 years ago
And work through the cramp in your neck. Keep calm and remember, my dick may only be four inches bit my tongue is ten inches long. Keep calm but sack the Australian cricket team selectors!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
let go Take a ride and Watch the view- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
KEEP CALM and... (picture flatline)... ok, not THAT calm
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RHP User
13 years ago
...they are a beautiful bivalve mollusc, which - by a very strange quirk in nature - when turned on their side, look just like a ladies wooh-wooh.........with frills.PLEASE be warned tho: Gents, DON'T EVER be tempted to slip your Jolly Rodger into one........many regrets, loud and piercing screaming (and expensive reconstructive surgery) will follow.They make a damn fine chowder, too~~f~~
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RHP User
13 years ago
.......and get the 'jumper leads'!
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