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I'm HORNY

February 01 2010

And I don't want to be. I'm sick to death of being HORNY! Not as in the state of sexual arousal cos thats my oxygen BUT...the word. Its lazy...unprovocative & unimaginative.   The thesaurus isn't any help: Im so concupiscent for you rght now? Nah, just trip over my tongue with that one Oh baby...Im hot to trot! Not bloody likely....born in the 60's tyvm! If I said that to anyone under 65 they'd think I had a bad case of the runs! I'm feeling ever so randy Like..puhlease! God Im so freekin Libidinous um, pardon?   I'm drawing a blank of this one and require the assistance of the RHP brains trust to assist me convey my state of arousal or provide insight into how you express yourselves...pretty please??

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Swingers parties in Brissy....Melbourne chapter getting their act together, and here we are Earl emptying our own barrel's....whats wrong with this picture?.... Get down low.....LIPPY'S GUNNA BLOOOOOW

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    For ladies perhaps "OMG - is it the humidity or am I just so hot and bothered...?" BTW - yes, ladies use the expression still ;-)Funny about that MyName - you're in a big city there should be no shortage of takers for a horny lady - try to be male and live in a regional town where any adult play is practically non-existent :-(And a small comment - remember a playday with a lady some time ago we were going all day and she kept screaming "fuckme fuck me fuck me!" - of course as I was doing it... not sure why, it was so obvious already :-) That will never leave my memory, it just makes me smile every time I hear someone say the f-word... how funny...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    ahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl standing in catchers position.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Theres been a change in blowing status Earl...you may wish to gear up....or get the hell outta there....lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'thedoctor2640'For ladies perhaps "OMG - is it the humidity or am I just so hot and bothered...?" BTW - yes, ladies use the expression still ;-)Funny about that MyName - you're in a big city there should be no shortage of takers for a horny lady - try to be male and live in a regional town where any adult play is practically non-existent :-(And a small comment - remember a playday with a lady some time ago we were going all day and she kept screaming "fuckme fuck me fuck me!" - of course as I was doing it... not sure why, it was so obvious already :-) That will never leave my memory, it just makes me smile every time I hear someone say the f-word... how funny... Hey there doc, Quantity does not necessarily equate to quality..just a few more 'stones' on which to stub ones toe... Looking4u: If horny works for you then...thumbs up. Personal preference is still permitted even here..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I feel the same as Miss Saturn, I'd be happy to help you out in your time of need,  In lieu of that, however, i offer this;  Have an itch, wanna scratch?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    LOL Hey luscious! I'm lovin the alternate suggestions to the el lamo 'im horny'! Only problem as I see it is my even lamer el mindo! hence the subject title in response to your 'itch needin scratchin'....lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Geez...nothin much has changed since way back then....bugger r_f_b_1.au

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    myname how many topics have you actually done this with.....lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I came out of the RHP ether around that time...and oh my goodness did I ever COME OUT! Still loud and proud...Despite the valiant efforts of those who try so hard to stuff me back into the ooze pond closet...pfft...yeah..like thats gunna work...lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    You know it's impossible for me to shut up...unless you're 'molesting' me...so do everyone a favour.....and....DO ME BABEEEE! It's your marital duty after all...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    how the hell did i miss this thread????...damn you bunch of funny bugga's looking4u...il give it a go.."im horny...what about you???" roxxy xxx...hoping to get a real root very soon

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Sono palpitante di desiderio per te Je suis palpitant de désir pour vous Ich bin mit dem Wunsch für Sie pochende Jag bubblar av längtan efter dig Do any of these work for you myname..if so ..you know what to do. Italian, French, German and Swedish...courtesy of google translate...haha. At least I took the time. Choose the first ..lets go for "A Fish called Wanda" moment.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quote "An un-FUCKED Miss Saturn" But I am one of those men who wouldn't mis-interpret your messages. I am one of those you'd have to spell it out for. .Probably ignore the first few texts as pranks...lol Drag me in the direction you want be to go...lol Not that I'm slow or anything.... just like to be cautious..not very male RHP of me I know. Jeez how good is my self confidence..lmao

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'mikle' When duty calls!! How shall we do it today? Frontwards backwards frontwards in being backwards? Iknow lets do it apart!! You there me here.. gee thatl be really different huh PMSL In which case Id best get stuck in to my PFE. Should be nicely toned by the time you get here or I get there or....they invent as way for ppl to have MEANINGFUL cyber sex.. Hey Roxxy....been horny for a while now...the post I mean...lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'Now_or_never' Sono palpitante di desiderio per te Je suis palpitant de désir pour vous Ich bin mit dem Wunsch für Sie pochende Jag bubblar av längtan efter dig Do any of these work for you myname..if so ..you know what to do. Italian, French, German and Swedish...courtesy of google translate...haha. At least I took the time. Choose the first ..lets go for "A Fish called Wanda" moment. Mate...its hard enough to get laid in english....besides...the above is all, italian, german, french and gawd knows....to me...lol xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    fuck me i have a big dick

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    pussy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    myname..in English...I am throbbing with desire for you!!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'Now_or_never'myname..in English...I am throbbing with desire for you!!!!! Out bid by a 19 yr old nowie....how classy is he eh?...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Can't hurt to try........... after that kick in the teeth Have read your other posts myname...you Cougar you...hahahahahaha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    The Cougar school....where women are women and men are meat... mwuahahahaa....actually, that doesnt sound half bad.....BBQ anyone? lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    i find that i am horny almost all the time. i think i need to find a girl to help me haha. any takers :P

  • pinkyandthebrain

    pinkyandthebrain

    16 years ago

    I like to use the word ravenous. Horny just doesnt cut it for me. Its too bland and generic. Ravenous: 1. Extremely hungry; voracious. 2. Rapacious; predatory. 3. Greedy for gratification

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'pinkyandthebrain' I like to use the word ravenous. Horny just doesnt cut it for me. Its too bland and generic. Ravenous: 1. Extremely hungry; voracious. 2. Rapacious; predatory. 3. Greedy for gratification Perfect! Thank you pinkyandthebrain!!!! By the way, your pic is incredibly tantalizing!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    You are confused....lol. Righto, investigating Virgin Flights to Perth...Karratha....its all the same over there right? Like ur just a few k's from the airport? Maybe I could just teeter on over in my 5' heels & enough luggage to sink Titanic? Better start making space in your wardrobe hunny buns....

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