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I'm HORNY
February 01 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ohhh Myname... I feel for you ! Pity you don't live in Melbourne, I'd soon help you fix that horniness ! Surely there's a few HOT Sydney boys that can help you ?? Anyway... here's my thought provoking (LOL) contribution: You could fry an egg on my pussy it's so HOT; I'm so wet that the crutch in my knickers decomposed ! My brain has disappeared far far south; When I went to the supermarket to buy "cat" food I ended up with lube and condoms. .... okay, this is not what you were looking for ! But, hell I'm horny too... and I have a habit of expressing myself rather bluntly !! Time for a visit to Melbourne I think Myname ! Hugs, Miss Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
H - Hot o- Orgasmic r- Real n- Natural y- Yes
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RHP User
16 years ago
And Ms Saturn, how clever are your suggestions. If you're a guy you can say you have tumescent member. Wet and wanting is one I have used to lure a lover over for a tryst. Ummmmmmmm that's it, my mind has gone far south! Wildly desirous
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yeah.. it's easier for me to be expressive.... I'm engorged Hun. I've got a chubba chub for your snapper and I'd like to be up to my nuts in your girly guts.... or sommat. Hugs stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. This is not mine but I remember it ciaoHermes
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RHP User
16 years ago
Very sexy and horny always sounds good in another language - for what its worth Italian in the above instance.....though it does sound like i want something kinky done to my eyeball doesn't it? Sorry cant offer anything else.... Good 'Ole Horny does it for me!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Sounds like you want some hot love in your eye... sounds like and elegant way of saying you want a facial :P
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RHP User
16 years ago
Lol'ing my heart out here!! Rolling on the floor ovation to you all! Frying an egg on my pussy its so HOT??!! Im still not offay with the whole pussy thing. Suffice to say Im glad the rspca cant access my visuals....lol. I wouldn't come to Melbourne for a dude but saving my pennies to come see you Mz Saturn! woo hooo!! Bloody funny ppl the lot of you!!! I took a leaf out of Saturn65's book and did the french thing... Je suis excitée Sounds like I need to take a pee....hmm
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RHP User
16 years ago
Good ol Toey...I remember Kerrie saying once what is it with Victorian girls and that word...lol Cheers Nev.....works for me!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh fark....its a T.O.E Grammar txt-speak NIGHTMARE!!! LOL....cheers Nev...good to see ya
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Miss_Saturn'You could fry an egg on my pussy it's so HOT; natural contraception method? :p
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RHP User
16 years ago
Some very funny suggestions here. Good for a giggle but I would have to say I liked: Wet and wanting and Insatiably aroused. Quite liked "Sex is not the answer..." v funny. I find sexy/dirty talk quite tricky as I am not a fan of crass but how to sound sexy without sounding like you are trying to hard to be poetic or all Mills and Boon? Not a fan of the word Pussy, but what else do you call it? Suggestions please.....and not ones like snatch and twat thanks :P What about womens underpants? Undies? Panties?.....what about knickers or briefs? I'm so wet that the crutch in my knickers decomposed !.....ewww I was just sick in my mouth a little bit! xx Salina
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RHP User
16 years ago
"If I profane with my unworthiest hand this holy shrine, the gentle sin is this. My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand to smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss." RomeoWilliam Shakespeare Romeo...he was a horny boy I reckon.... who's "lips" indeed was he talking about hmmm ...hehe Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Dripping for it? Bang up for it? In the mood? Aroused? Steamy? I prefer to let my body do the talking A grope says a thousand words!
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RHP User
16 years ago
I wonder if he was hung like a donkey?..... Im ever so cultured..... Ok so hows this work? Oh romeo romeo...my pilgrim pussay lips are engorged for u my undies are saturated and disintegrating at a rapid rate of knots! You could fry an egg on these babies!! Oh romeo romeo wherefore art thou romeo?? Um, ....I think Im tasting some of salina's sick OH MY GOD....what have you done onebright???
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RHP User
16 years ago
All is not lost Myname.... I reckon he was saying this: RHP version....hehe "Juliet...I'm hot for you babe - my wanking hand is horny for you. Let me see your lips all wet and ready for me hun...sorry i haven't shaved, might be a bit rough. But hey, I'm hard for you babe" Or something like that...!! (just got it out of a message actually lol) Whats changed in 400 years??? Nothing!! Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Can i grope then RED? lol!! HMmmmm!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Has it really been 400 years? My how time flies when you're having fun! Geez onbright.. Not a day goes past when we are not bombarded with such beguliing wit & tantalizing offers of seduction! How lucky are we? I recall reading a certain nakie bloke with a fascination for his datsun suggesting women adopt a dumbing down approach in order to avoid 'adverse reactions to their intellect'. He may have a point! Fancy a round of hair twirling, shoe shuffling and vague expressiveness? We may even begin to find these totally unhorny-like messages enticing...or even better....that Africa is a suburb of Sth America. Im so wanting a toey type roman sandal right about now.... 'drools'
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RHP User
16 years ago
Now not original work found these on a site: I’m so hot thinking about you Can’t wait to taste you I love when you touch me Guess what I’m wearing Thinking about what I want to do to you … Hey sexy, I have some new ideas for us … Want to play? I’m in bed … alone… miss you Want to take a shower with me? Right now … If I was there, what would you do to me ciao Hermes
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RHP User
16 years ago
there's the simple...."come and fcuk me RIGHT now YOU sexy bastard"to the difficult..."YOU sexy bastard, come and fcuk me RIGHT now"but the most important thing to remember myname is this...A man only ever hears the first part of a sentence...for example...You say..."come and fcuk me you sexy bastard, i want you!, i want to feel your lips on mine, feel your soft hands caress my skin, feel the goosebumps as you blow on my neck..."He hears..."come and fcuk me...blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah"....disclaimer...this comment in no way shape or form applies to the person making these comments...in other words, that's me...gigglingjose... (...errr...maybe not today...grins)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh my goodness Myname. Reading your interpretive version of Romeo has given me a throbbing. "A throbbing"... see you can always use an adjective to make your point. e.g. "Hey Gaz, you look swell"... or "I'm sporting a slippery"... or... "fuck the adjectives gaz ~ I could go a manbone right about now" . Anyway... Myname.. more poems, please hun. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'HermesBigBoy'Now not original work found these on a site: I’m so hot thinking about you Can’t wait to taste you I love when you touch me Guess what I’m wearing Thinking about what I want to do to you … Hey sexy, I have some new ideas for us … Want to play? I’m in bed … alone… miss you Want to take a shower with me? Right now … If I was there, what would you do to me ciao Hermes I have a visual impediment....sad to say I know, but its a by-product of a lack of hot meat injection in my diet I periodically mix my H's with C's and F's with G's A's with U's T's with C's H with K's...um...and the rest is ok...I think...therefore I am...I think Im confused
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RHP User
16 years ago
My three favourite body parts....Stalky, Jose and Mikle... Hang on a tic...did I..is he..what tha??...OMG he's back! Im tripping over my wide on...now aint that a delectable visual? Jose: um, what is fcuk? Is there a prize for guessing?? Stalky: Im sporting slippery decomposed granny knickers and my supa snapper is aching for your dripping with desire chubba chub Lets get my wide on and your throbbing swell manbone together for some italian inspired cornea transplantation! Yours Lustfully & insatiably aroused desperate & dateless Anna Avacado ps: txt?..mikle has a phone? ooo babee! Could so go with some auditory 'up to my nuts in your girly guts' right about now WAAAAAATING
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yikes....too HORNY to make sense.... waiting..w a i t i n g... heading off to the bedroom to relieve some stress be back in an hour or two...
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RHP User
16 years ago
lmfao... waaaaating is the sound that Mickle's rock hard monster throbber makes when you flick it with a riding crop.... WAITING.. on the other hand is what I do ... for my turn! hehe. HUgs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Dear Diary Last night i had a dream that all men were made equal- does this mean we all have big throbing dicks ! I did not have sexual relations with Miss Lewinsky ..her dress wiped my cum from my cock which came out out of me during a heated discussion on world peace.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Let your fingers do the talking MyName No need for all these tired and strange euphemisms... Quoting 'Corkscrew1976'Can i grope then RED? lol!! HMmmmm!! I prefer to be the grope-ER than the grope-EE..... And no, I will not grope you LOL. I tell you what though it is hilarious reading some of these inventive responses. 'Horny' has certainly become and overused word. Red xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Not happy JAN ..
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'RedIsTheNewBlond' Let your fingers do the talking MyName No need for all these tired and strange euphemisms...Redxxx Graci for your suggestion red however my fingers have clocked up many k's in their time of service & while I may fit that description, I certainly do not consider any of the aforementioned suggestions to be 'tired and strange' Whilst Im on the pathway of disclosure, I may as well confess I also suffer from sexual tourettes hence I need to expand my verbal repertoire during a full on outburst. Which, I am hoping will come on any day now. Anna xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' lmfao... waaaaating is the sound that Mickle's rock hard monster throbber makes when you flick it with a riding crop.... WAITING.. on the other hand is what I do ... for my turn! hehe. HUgs Stalky rock hard monster throbber??...take a seat Stallky cos this could take a while....lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
" But wait there's more"
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Taipan12'" But wait there's more" You mean there isn't?...Now theres a shock!! lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey Jose, Do you mean that if I sent you a txt saying, "Fuck it's hot today". You'd only read the "fuck" part ? If I sent a txt saying, "I'm fucked", you'd think, I want to be fucked ? If I sent a txt saying, "I really can't be fucked", you'd read "lets's fuck" ? Mmm... I think I understand now why I get treated like a Booty Call so much !!! I use the word "FUCK" in too many txt messages ! An un-FUCKED Miss Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
Wooo Hooo Jose & Mz... match made in heaven
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RHP User
16 years ago
whose fucking who?
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RHP User
16 years ago
This is fucked...everyone is getting f'd BUT ME (lol)
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RHP User
16 years ago
lets get the fuck out of here !
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RHP User
16 years ago
all this talk of horniness has given me a chubby that a bull terrier could'nt bite holes in.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Miss_Saturn' Hey Jose, Do you mean that if I sent you a txt saying, "Fuck it's hot today". You'd only read the "fuck" part ? If I sent a txt saying, "I'm fucked", you'd think, I want to be fucked ? If I sent a txt saying, "I really can't be fucked", you'd read "lets's fuck" ? Mmm... I think I understand now why I get treated like a Booty Call so much !!! I use the word "FUCK" in too many txt messages ! An un-FUCKED Miss Saturn ahh...i'm afraid i'm lost for words.........
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Taipan12'lets get the fuck out of here ! Fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah.....oops..pardon my tourettes...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'christopher79'all this talk of horniness has given me a chubby that a bull terrier could'nt bite holes in. LOLOL!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
I love the word..wet...and combine it with something equally sexy like slippery....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Of the class acts contained in this particular post... On ya gassius clay....lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Has it really been 400 years? My how time flies when you're having fun! Geez onbright.. Not a day goes past when we are not bombarded with such beguliing wit & tantalizing offers of seduction! How lucky are we? I recall reading a certain nakie bloke with a fascination for his datsun suggesting women adopt a dumbing down approach in order to avoid 'adverse reactions to their intellect'. He may have a point! Fancy a round of hair twirling, shoe shuffling and vague expressiveness? We may even begin to find these totally unhorny-like messages enticing...or even better....that Africa is a suburb of Sth America. Im so wanting a toey type roman sandal right about now.... 'drools' I am enjoying the laughter. You goils are fkn funny. Almost funny enough for me to get out the gypsy caravan and come looking for ya so we can have a few hours of fun going thru "what the most ridiculous message you've eva received from an RHP bloke" CheersTassie
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RHP User
16 years ago
G'day Tassie!! Well, hesitate no longer TG! There is another RHP lady with whom I share 'underground mere males stories' (& who you may have seen around here) whose humour and pure unadulterated sexiness is intoxicating to say the least and we would love nothing more to recruit a fellow meaty bite humourist in which to share..and compare. I've not laughed as hard nor as long as I have when we get together to discuss the latest installement of 'when men go wild' in our in-box! I note the forum fab four fellows are working on a caravan of lust adventure....far be it for the forum femme's to be left behind! In fact, how cool would it be to do a synopsis of their so called lusty booty calls? A cross b'tween Deuce Bigalow's Down under adventures and the leyland Sisters!! Too funny!!! lol Anna xxxxxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'mikle' Well nothing wrong with slap stick humour. And I never did mind annoying the more sensitive types. Espescialy when it's an artificial nonsmelly typed fart. Sinless crime really. How could you Mikle? Here I was ...holding you in such high esteem...positioning you on the RHP sexlympic dais and you let one rip... shame on you!!! (lol)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hunting and gathering again these made me laughHe's so horny that the crack of dawn had better be careful I'm feeling hornier than a Viking's helmet She was so horny she looked as if she could suck the colour out of a marbleI do like the last one would like to meet that womanciao Hermes
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RHP User
16 years ago
I will say nothing more....lips zipped...
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RHP User
16 years ago
hi baby love 2 meet up
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RHP User
16 years ago
ummm some2 should totaly add me and help me with my hornyness
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RHP User
16 years ago
Now ya see, thats just confusing....there are many ppl here you could be propositioning....and if it isnt me then I wanna know who the lucky bugger is...or baby as the case may be.... betcha Hermes has his fingers crossed too...lol
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cbdlivin
16 years ago
I know exactly how you feel.....you could always say you have the "ache of desire"
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RHP User
16 years ago
Geez cbd if I said that to someone (at my age) they would suggest I have arthritis or attribute my aches to the 'change' I don't mean to be difficult but do you have any other suggestions that doesn't highlight my age?...lol Anna xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'boifromaus'ummm some2 should totaly add me and help me with my hornyness doubling up on the umm's here...... 18!!!! UMMMM
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cbdlivin
16 years ago
Anna There I was thinking you wanted something a bit older.....well "fuck your brains out so you cannot walk", it comes to mind thinking about you...... Is that better.... Bryan
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RHP User
16 years ago
That little gem comes to mind when thinking about me?...Awww....cbd has relocated & revealing his metro side now.. I'm a sucker for sweet talk Bryan!! DO ME baby...DO ME NOW!!
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cbdlivin
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' That little gem comes to mind when thinking about me?...Awww....cbd has relocated & revealing his metro side now.. I'm a sucker for sweet talk Bryan!! DO ME baby...DO ME NOW!!Finally I have found what I have been doing wrong all this time with you....I just needed to show my metrosexual side all along....
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RHP User
16 years ago
You know Lippy, I love hearing a sexy younger man talking grubby to an older woman. :p. Occasionally to my astonishment, sometimes it even works... such is the obvious conclusion I have reached in this instance. Before the next instalment of cbd and Lippy... I think I better get a refill and I hope the kids come home from school soon so they can make me some popcorn... I dare not leave my screen in case I miss a climactic event. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Earlworking shifts
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RHP User
16 years ago
what was the question again..???jose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' You know Lippy, I love hearing a sexy younger man talking grubby to an older woman. :p. Occasionally to my astonishment, sometimes it even works... such is the obvious conclusion I have reached in this instance. Before the next instalment of cbd and Lippy... I think I better get a refill and I hope the kids come home from school soon so they can make me some popcorn... I dare not leave my screen in case I miss a climactic event. Hugs Stalky Oi...whats this younger man, older woman stuff??...Geez....you are treading a fine line there young man....or not so ....lol Ya know something? I kinda like performing in public....betcha didnt see that coming?...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'cbdlivin' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' That little gem comes to mind when thinking about me?...Awww....cbd has relocated & revealing his metro side now.. I'm a sucker for sweet talk Bryan!! DO ME baby...DO ME NOW!!Finally I have found what I have been doing wrong all this time with you....I just needed to show my metrosexual side all along.... What you've been doing wrong all this time?? It's been all of half a dozen thready bits, if that! Bryan, Im not that easy....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'COMEANDGETME68'what was the question again..???jose... Your new avatar distracted me....oh its all coming back to me something to do with....nice butt ya have there .... makes me all....HORNY...yes! thats it...Horny
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cbdlivin
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'cbdlivin' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' That little gem comes to mind when thinking about me?...Awww....cbd has relocated & revealing his metro side now.. I'm a sucker for sweet talk Bryan!! DO ME baby...DO ME NOW!!Finally I have found what I have been doing wrong all this time with you....I just needed to show my metrosexual side all along.... What you've been doing wrong all this time?? It's been all of half a dozen thready bits, if that! Bryan, Im not that easy.... Anna I was not just referring to you....and you mean you are not that easy....damnit....there I was going for a quicky.... Bryan
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RHP User
16 years ago
I would love to taste you and play with you all night
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RHP User
16 years ago
Gawd...doesn't everyone want to bang my bits? Damn! I blame my egocentric obsessive ways on Stalky... Oh and yes....who am I kidding? I am that easy...lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Awwwh Lippy.. what Bryan is saying is that your resonses are obviously the example by which all other women should be measured. Now, back to something more important... (me)... I mean, just how cheeky do I have to get for an invite to a spanking around here? Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Spanky.....I have some spank ties.....should I start writing your name on them with a pink texta?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Forget Valentines Day!.....V day stands for VICTORY DAY the day I get some spanky action on a botty that is aching for it.... Or am I being presumptious again????
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cbdlivin
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Forget Valentines Day!.....V day stands for VICTORY DAY the day I get some spanky action on a botty that is aching for it.... Or am I being presumptious again???? I did not think you were up for spanky action, you mean I can get all the toys out again..... Bryan
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RHP User
16 years ago
How come Stalky always steals my thunder? He always manages to get the boys attention & offers....(mc & joe) Not to detract from you Bryan....like that? Im such a smmmoooth operator..lol Or am I being presumptious yet AGAIN? Sometimes I think I should just don a blonde curly wig and change my nic to Stalky 2....the dawn of Gazette 'sigh'
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cbdlivin
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' How come Stalky always steals my thunder? He always manages to get the boys attention & offers....(mc & joe) Not to detract from you Bryan....like that? Im such a smmmoooth operator..lol Or am I being presumptious yet AGAIN? Sometimes I think I should just don a blonde curly wig and change my nic to Stalky 2....the dawn of Gazette 'sigh' Well I know you like spanking but its a nice inviting arse, thought you might switch or we could just fuck lmao....:D Bryan
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RHP User
16 years ago
well i dnt no abour u but.. im realy! horny right now!! if ur in the 4053 area msg me!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
I've been called some nasty things in my time but that....takes the cake! (Geez...where have I heard that before?) Emotional roller coasters aside, I am sufficiently 'together' to maintain a solid domme stance on all things pertaining to BDSM....switch...bah humbug! TYVM..AMEN! (lol) Or we could just fuck? Are you asking me or someone else in this post?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'torched'well i dnt no abour u but.. im realy! horny right now!! if ur in the 4053 area msg me!! oo babee Im so hot..I want you...I want you so bad....I'm aching with desire OH GOD..call me...CALL ME NOW......
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RHP User
16 years ago
Could someone please have a look at my profile and tell me why I am not meeting anyone, I run a large company employing 70 staff but cant seem to get my social life where it should be, I am not looking for a wife just people to have fun with
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RHP User
16 years ago
Will get onto it and get back to you!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
hi
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RHP User
16 years ago
i m horny too,i like camsex olso
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RHP User
16 years ago
Some kind of appealing photo might be a reasonable approach in the first instance... you know.. people like to know who they're talking to... a bit of mystery is always good... so scrap all the passport photos..... then of course, you have to be seen... by this, I mean, your personality. as you probably know only too well, cold calling sales have a hopeless strike rate.... so sending messages to complete strangers... very tricky... lots of competition... you need a good hook. So how you show your personality is up to you. I use the forums.. others use the chat room... women seem to do well enough in attracting attention by sitting back letting guys come to them... but men have to get out there into the down and dirty and get grubby prostrating themselves for little or no reward... or by whatever means necessary. So far as I can gather fomr your profile, all we know about you is that you like your food burnt in the company of others. :p Good luck, Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yep, with Stalky all the way on this one Bonny. From a female perspective, lack of some form of pic..no cock shots..definately puts you behind the 8 ball. I also took note of the way in which you articulated what it is you seek here. First up, personally, Im not a fan of guys who state 'just want a fuck'. Crass declarations such as this tells me the guy lacks finesse and imagination. If you employ 70 staff and run what appears to be a successful business, then surely you possess skills to attract revenue....so....use those skills to entice 'business' to & for your 'business end' Good luck! Anna xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Although I have not used it often but I have always thought this one might be appropriate at times "Toey as a roman sandal" Have a bone a dog couldnt chew through Have a wide on Oh I dont know there are probably plenty more but my mind has gone blank, probably because I am so damn Horny
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'jada_half' Although I have not used it often but I have always thought this one might be appropriate at times "Toey as a roman sandal" Have a bone a dog couldnt chew through Have a wide on Oh I dont know there are probably plenty more but my mind has gone blank, probably because I am so damn Horny I feel your pain..Im ever so..HORNY... back to square one....'sigh'
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RHP User
16 years ago
MOIST... don't you just love the word! hehehe had some friends who started their own 'non-arid' cake appreciation society; just because the word 'moist' had such strong connotations.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'yusexything' MOIST... don't you just love the word! hehehe had some friends who started their own 'non-arid' cake appreciation society; just because the word 'moist' had such strong connotations. Boo yaaa @ your mates creativity sexy!! Is there a Well-hung & Moist muff appreciation society in NSW?? Hmm...
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RHP User
16 years ago
tell me wher u r and i will come to fuck ya i mean iti am available
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RHP User
16 years ago
Erm, thank you rajiv61.....I live at Holker St Silverwater Mine is the BIG house on the corner....
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RHP User
16 years ago
contact me ladies :) facebook if u like my photos etc are still uploading
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RHP User
16 years ago
Does anyone still use the phrase "hot and bothered"? Hmmm. Apparently not.....
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'm learning body language in brail..... wanna help me with my homework?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Domina: Definately a male only'ism as should a woman dare utter the phrase...'I'm hot and bothered'...the response would be... 'must be the change'....better leave her to it...(lol) I'm liking the brail thing tho night_owl...what a hoot... haha
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RHP User
16 years ago
I take this chat is over
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RHP User
16 years ago
ahahahahahahahahahahaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
Roll out and empty what barrel? 4ever inquisitive Anna xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
staying in melb very horny
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RHP User
16 years ago
shame your not in Brisbane Im having a swingers party on saturday 27th FEB 3 bedroom apartment 9 couples and some singles male and female shud start mid afternoon with some afternoon delight and Im sure there will be muffin for breakfast on sunday morning so when in Brisbane send me a message I'll organise a party around you untill then try try try cheers
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RHP User
16 years ago
This topic reminds me of a song.."I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long..." Cant remember who sang it probably doesn't matter anyway!I actually like the word "horny" its quite commonly used in all circles these days.One might say "I'm horny what about you "? sounds ok to me ?rather than saying:"I am some what aroused by the bevvy of beauties in this room" I don't know but that somehow just doesn't cut it for me!
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RHP User
16 years ago
lovely
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RHP User
16 years ago
can't leave it full. needs to be emptiedahahahahahahahahahahaEarl, off to empty the barrel (wheres my copy of live to ride)
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RHP User
16 years ago
me to horny
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