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First Contact, and they wonder why they get rejected...dohh
July 24 2012
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RHP User
13 years ago
>...now where to begin.....firstly WE ARE ALL ON A SEX DATING SITE!!!!!...but dont shoot me down for saying that! ladies...girls...women...there is somthing called evolution...and the missing link. Unfortunately some of the neanderthals out there think a cock and a 'club' is all they need to get a woman .....there is and old fashioned thing called wooing...where u compliment and show ur interest. I have purposly not put genitals on my sight cos i do not want to meet a play partner that is attracted to that....may as well get them to line up with a hole in a wall and go from there!!! may be off the mark but at least im honest...sorry to all the apes out there
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RHP User
13 years ago
Only two things are infinite ... the universe and human stupidity... and im not sure about the former
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RHP User
13 years ago
I am a normal guy who constantly suffers because alot of men have no idea when it comes to appropriate behaviour. Alas, there are some of us who actually prefer chatting and meeting before the next step. Unfortunately for those receiving the messages and for us men seeking something real we seem to be the minority.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Secretservice72' I am a normal guy who constantly suffers because alot of men have no idea when it comes to appropriate behaviour. Alas, there are some of us who actually prefer chatting and meeting before the next step. Unfortunately for those receiving the messages and for us men seeking something real we seem to be the minority. That should be making it easier for ya
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RHP User
13 years ago
I never send these type of e-mails.I use to send long thought out ones but chances of replies are very slim if your e-mail even gets read.Which takes up a lot of time if you do cast out a wider net considering how the male to woman ratio is on here.So now i just send a hello my name and my pic access. Most women are like this jerk just sends this to all the girls and has put no thought into it... I am sorry but no not to all the girls only the ones which profiles strike my interest.I see it as a hello you take a minute out of your precious time look at my profile and get back to me than we can have much more deeper communications.Any way I am off track , maybe some of these guys use to write different kind of e-mails but over time turned into these ravenous dogs but there would surely be some that were creeps to begin.I always find it funny when a woman searching for a man and writes must be intellectual and turn me on with his mind, hot,funny and confident and than write Women just be sexy. Bit of a double standard there why can the guy not just be sexy?it complexes me.Primal
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RHP User
13 years ago
as the message in question was from my early RHP days (well before the books). Though I see why you made the connection, candm4fun. I guess it's safe to say... he certainly made an impression! *shudders*
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RHP User
13 years ago
I will share one from a woman who seemed to be rather excited lol................ "I should just come over and F**k you " lmao
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RHP User
13 years ago
Some of the first contact messages I have had either make me giggle or leave me questioning.I am sadly one of those people who will reply with something silly if I feel it's a little over the top, and this could be because either I'm not taking this site all that serious or I have some maturing left to do - I like to think its one more than the other.First contact - How r u going wow u look so stunning gorgeous u r the most gorgeous woman I have seen so what do u do and u have blown me a way and ur pix is stunning what u do for a living. .......... Uhmm thanks I guess.First contact - ur pic loks gd fanci a fuk tonite .... Uhmm the answer would be ... NO!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Lol , I bet that ignited ALL of your senses Quoting 'Enigmaoflove' I will share one from a woman who seemed to be rather excited lol................ "I should just come over and F**k you " lmao
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RHP User
13 years ago
OMG you said you wouldn't share that.... I'm so embarrassed Quoting 'Enigmaoflove' I will share one from a woman who seemed to be rather excited lol................ "I should just come over and F**k you " lmao
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RHP User
13 years ago
i like the new pic,the fat on your stomach turns me on, thanks Mark 0438xxxxxx Sooo tempted to post his whole number for a little forum fun :) I have to give credit where it's due though - at least he called it as it is, rather than blowing smoke up my a**!
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RHP User
13 years ago
What an arsehat!!and a strange one at that.......you have a stomach? I cant see anything below that beautiful breast Quoting 'halcyon_days' i like the new pic,the fat on your stomach turns me on, thanks Mark 0438xxxxxx Sooo tempted to post his whole number for a little forum fun :) I have to give credit where it's due though - at least he called it as it is, rather than blowing smoke up my a**!
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RHP User
13 years ago
So... I occasionally catch a guy sending me a "cut and paste" message, either because it is obvious that he sends it to every female on this site, or because I have been chatting to another woman who has received the exact same message word for word. Does this piss anyone else off?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Oh and slightly off topic, but my favourite for profiles:"Hi! I'm a 40 year-old man.I admit that I am a sexual animal and can't get enough.People have described me as good-looking but you can be the judge of that." etcMoral of the story- there will always be stupid, dickhead males in the world and nothing we can do will ever change that.
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RHP User
13 years ago
the first message of this kind I've received ... "So i'm curious. I dont get many knock backs on here. Just interested to know why not ?" Now this man's photos are to_die_for. My god, what a body. I suspect he clicks his fingers and women jump, and it's pretty clear he's a player. I wonder what type of answer he expected - perhaps for me to stroke his ego by saying he's out of my league? Guys ... enlighten me, please?
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RHP User
13 years ago
a message from a man in another state that was a page long, in response to a forum topic..I have no idea why he didn't post on the thread but I suspect it was soooo misogynist in content he was'nt game. Of course he denied that he was a misognist,loves women ,has lots of women friends,blah blah.His excuse was that he was researching misognistic attitudes towards women and thought I might like to contributeto the debate. I politely declined his kind offer,and suggested that he could probably find research to support almost any argument. He then went onto say that times were changing and that women were becoming less interested in maintaining a marriage and more interested in marrying up for money and status.The first husband being the starter husband and that men were now suspicious of women,didn't want to marry them and saw them only as sex objects....all in his first message...but then there were two more messages. Finally I told him I did not want to debate this with him, as it was boring me.x Hugs H
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RHP User
13 years ago
Oh my, Hesione. Think this guy might be a tad delusional.I thought if anything women these days were less inclined to marriage full stop, than ever before.Women by and large have their own careers and money and don't need to be financially supported.He is possibly a little more accurate about women being sex objects, judging by the content we allhear about in messages.None the less, once upon a time, you married the cow to get the milk, now days, the cows are handingit out left right and centre. Guys have discovered that they don't need to make any level of commitment to get the milk.Of course there are still the odd ones who fall for each other and make a long term pairing.Cheers Felonius
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hehehe, unique approach, gotta admire his ingenuity, or he isone of the five percenters.What answer did you give?Cheers Felonius Quoting 'halcyon_days' the first message of this kind I've received ... "So i'm curious. I dont get many knock backs on here. Just interested to know why not ?" Now this man's photos are to_die_for. My god, what a body. I suspect he clicks his fingers and women jump, and it's pretty clear he's a player. I wonder what type of answer he expected - perhaps for me to stroke his ego by saying he's out of my league? Guys ... enlighten me, please?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hmmmmm it seem to me this guy below is an Ass Hat. Emotional / Mental games uncool.But he is giving you a negative compliment I have read about this , saying you turn him on but but your a little fat.Another example which is no where near as bad is , I Love your nails are they real? ( knowing they are fake) you say no they are fake he says oh well they still look good.Anyway that aside I am sorry you had such a shit E-mail sent to you.Primal Quoting 'halcyon_days' the first message of this kind I've received ... "So i'm curious. I dont get many knock backs on here. Just interested to know why not ?" Now this man's photos are to_die_for. My god, what a body. I suspect he clicks his fingers and women jump, and it's pretty clear he's a player. I wonder what type of answer he expected - perhaps for me to stroke his ego by saying he's out of my league? Guys ... enlighten me, please?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'coops14' first of all..... quick one liners do work on alot of women on here...... but what i find really funny is when a guy messages me and say "im straight, but i would love to lick your ass and suck your cock"....... dude, if you want to lick my ass and suck my cock, you're not straight!!!! i get that all the time... i am bi.... so i say im bi..... have no idea why they claim to be straight and want me.... fair enough if a straight guy is tempted to get his cock suckee.. but a straight guy wouldnt want to lick another guys ass and him doing the sucking!! lol the straight/bi & lines are becoming very blurry lately! Ive had many a so called straight guy tell me he'd let another guy suck him off! wtf??
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'halcyon_days' the first message of this kind I've received ... "So i'm curious. I dont get many knock backs on here. Just interested to know why not ?" Now this man's photos are to_die_for. My god, what a body. I suspect he clicks his fingers and women jump, and it's pretty clear he's a player. I wonder what type of answer he expected - perhaps for me to stroke his ego by saying he's out of my league? Guys ... enlighten me, please? if he truly doesn't get many knock backs, why does he care enough to do follow up research.... i mean, really?????
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bellajss
13 years ago
I love the one that goes "Im staying in room X at motel Y, ill leave the door open" "how bout we catch up for a drink and a chat and if we get along then you can give me a tour ofy our motel room" (I liked his profile otherwise its a straight out thanks but no thanks) "I bought a six pack on my way back to the motel, ill leave the last half a stubbie for you" Oh how generous.. no wonder the girls swoon for that one... But the winner is, "Hey, im sorry i sent so many flirts in the last few days, but i kept running out of messages, but hey, i have finally got there.. lets have a fuck date"
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RHP User
13 years ago
I would like to offer you good sex. I'm clean, fit and ready to please with my cock. you won't regret fucking me. I will do my best to give u multiple orgasms and am easy to get along with. Try me once if you wish to have a beautiful session. I am ready now to pleasure you! I look forward to hearing from you sexy lady.> Will you can come to geelong for weekend to spend with me. I can organise your air ticket and accommodation.No Picture . No Name .. just the invite to a weekend away .. Would I get a credit note if his best wasn't good enough and he didn't give me multiple orgasms .. I think not ..
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hi, Good Looking.Just want to let you know I am 38 y.o.I am a qualified massuse, and I have a 9.5 inch penis, which I can tie in a knot.I have been in puppetry of the penis, and know many trick if you would like to see.I like keeping fit, and have a G.S.O.H.Love to take you shopping, dancing or out for a drink.Please reply.Matty Oh god, I REALLY don't know how to reply to that one!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Wowsers... thanks everyone, I've had a pretty bad day but reading about other peoples' stupidity makes me smile! :D
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RHP User
13 years ago
This was a second contact message .. the first one wasn't much better ... but he seemed to well and truely get his nose out of joint when I said NO thanks, due to his smoking habit and the fact that Im a meet first / play later person .. QUOTE listen.... I was nice to your old frustrated fat ass ...don't lecture me or talk shit to me , this is sex adult site , if you need some vanila last train love story , find some retard and knock your self out,its not my problem that you never been fucked rite before , you come to sex site and want to date but notplay on the first meet ?wt,who is going to see you second time ?? Lady fatale , i did ask you to fuck your old ass for the night , no guarantee but i misjudged you , i thought that with your age you should know better ..but since your open your mouth , and try to defensively explain some shit to ....me ..to me? I aborted miss fits like you long time ago ..and what i think of you ...need help ..urgent help ..but not from me , i wouldn't cross the road to piss on you.....
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RHP User
13 years ago
That I don't receive messages approaching me that much on here if that kind of behaviour is a constant. That said I received the following first message on a different site......"knock knock....." that was her first opening line....my reply, "how old are you 6?". I'm still waiting for second...or should I send her another one asking who's there??
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RHP User
13 years ago
...you have to ask Who's There!We all want to know .
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'halcyon_days' Hi, Good Looking.Just want to let you know I am 38 y.o.I am a qualified massuse, and I have a 9.5 inch penis, which I can tie in a knot.I have been in puppetry of the penis, and know many trick if you would like to see.I like keeping fit, and have a G.S.O.H.Love to take you shopping, dancing or out for a drink.Please reply.Matty Oh god, I REALLY don't know how to reply to that one!! I said .. thanks but no thanks. He said ... Hi,Thanks for the reply. Just wanted to know why you dont want to chat?Is it because of my penis size?Cheers.Matty *sigh ... really??
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RHP User
13 years ago
:O and again :O
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad'halcyon.... tell him... its because he is clearly enamoured with his own penis.... so much so, that there just isnt room for a third party. See, I was trying to find the words to say just that, but I couldn't quite string them all together. Now I know exactly what to say :) Thanks!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'celebree'I would like to offer you good sex. I'm clean, fit and ready to please with my cock. you won't regret fucking me. I will do my best to give u multiple orgasms and am easy to get along with. Try me once if you wish to have a beautiful session. I am ready now to pleasure you! I look forward to hearing from you sexy lady.> Will you can come to geelong for weekend to spend with me. I can organise your air ticket and accommodation.No Picture . No Name .. just the invite to a weekend away .. Would I get a credit note if his best wasn't good enough and he didn't give me multiple orgasms .. I think not .. with a card that says, Love TED Bundy
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'ruby_blossum' Damn, I saw the heading - First Contact....and thought this was going to be about aliens. You were hoping of an alien probing weren't you?
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davidex46x
13 years ago
Quoting 'halcyon_days' Hi, Good Looking.Just want to let you know I am 38 y.o.I am a qualified massuse, and I have a 9.5 inch penis, which I can tie in a knot.I have been in puppetry of the penis, and know many trick if you would like to see.I like keeping fit, and have a G.S.O.H.Love to take you shopping, dancing or out for a drink.Please reply.Matty Oh god, I REALLY don't know how to reply to that one!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
What just happened?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Feels the urge to gather the troops, crap I don't know any troops........ - stands beside halcyon_days ready to kick some shins
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RHP User
13 years ago
If its not working then you need to fix this: Profiles and these are complete: hi im lookn for for hrny friends with benifits . i luv good hot hrny sex ,lots of foreplay . always have respect You also need spell check and if a dyslexic like me can do that anyone can fix this. i believe i am someone to like, and i also like to garden with someone who likes to f*ck i hope you understand where i am coming from. if not read the last word of each line Yes I can read each line and in between the lines as well. It says I am immature for a 56 year old. hi there. im just a normal gut who loves heaps of sex. but who doesn't right? seeking horny ladies for some hot discreet fun. sound like you? Your right, what man does not want heaps of sex? Does it sound like me , no it sounds like all the other men on here. Maybe guys need to review their profiles now and again, or even look at other guys profiles to see how they stand up against the rest. What you need to do is avoid , words or phrases like: fun, horny, discrete( all that says is your married) and you forgot to have that on your profile status. I can go down for hours you will not be disappointed If your not sure then get help, us girls often show other women or profile re writes etc. to make sure we are on the right track. If your profile is not working then you have to ask why and not just because there are not enough women as some men on here are getting your share as well as their own, and no its not just because they are super hot looking. Its because they market themselves well.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Do you know what? - as amazed and shocked as i am by seeing that happen (its almost like watching a car crash happen before your eyes in slow motion), it strikes me that that post is like watching the thought processes of the referenced messengers messages, cited in this thread.I mean, what on earth is one hoping to achieve??? What on earth, does one think is going to be the outcome of an action like that????Its like seeing an almost extinct animal in the wild - this has to be how those messages get created and then sent.Luckily, as a forum reader, I am all to familiar with witnessing the larger mass align, co-ordinate and then shoot with amazing accuracy, mercilessly in response. Rarely have i thought it so warranted.Its gonna need more than just popcorn for this one me thinks - and davidex46x..- judging by your post- i fear you dont have the thickness of skin required, for the upcoming collective barrage, and delusion is not going to save you.Miss poppins is not going to be the only one brandishing steel capped toes. if it wasnt so deserved - i'd almost feel sorry. But by god - I mean, really! Nobody should have to experience sort of a post.2b :)Setting the timer for how long before this thread gets closed.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I don't think I could ever send something so crass or crude as what I have been reading in this topic.And though I haven't received a message like that, I wonder how I would react to it. Gawd, be awful it it came from a guy though ....arrrggghhhh
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RHP User
13 years ago
what a pile of crap. Anyone can write well, however you have tried to hard and you sound like a complete tool. good luck with your one or two hookups you might be lucky to find from this site.... thats all you will get hahahahaha
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RHP User
13 years ago
It's all good she has someone watching her back already... And he has harder shins and knows how to take out the odd trash/douche bag... But if If she gives me too much work im willing to outsource if your reliable... Lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
Car crashes can be quiet gut wrenching and horrible... Not to mention deadly... However When an individual commits social suicide, in ways that can only be described as an authentically uneducated, poorly researched, aimless and completely inarticulate fashion, this presents a quite a good chance to reflect perhaps on the self, to compare notes and possibly strategicly reinvent ones approach to their short term goals... Or maybe just have a good think about what exactly those goals are? Not to mention lead to countless giggle fits and even a few palm on forehead slow shakes of the head in complete disbelief moments when viewed from an unbiased and experienced conversationalist... I dont do forums much but this one I like... Unfortunately and quite predictably, those with the most to gain from such diverse input from across such a large demographic of experienced and , will undoubtedly be at a loss to the whole point of having a topic like this in the first place and find it offensive (that their offensiveness be made public)... Go figure right?? Lol I say keep em coming boys (and girls) and keep posting them girls (and boys)... If all else fails and they learn nothing, at least we can laugh about it in our spare time... Good luck and remember "no" in RHP speak just means... "maybe if you stalk my profile and inbox for the next 6 months ill eventually feel obligated in some way to say....yes" ( I take no responsibility if any part of that is lost in translation from English to Douche-landish ) xxx's to those that know me and deserve them ;) Midnight_Run
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RHP User
13 years ago
It was blurted out randomly at 12 am from a stubborn mobile android device with a kiddy damaged screen and and an android damaged browser...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Memberships shouldn't be approved until people confirm they've read this thread, and maybe even pass an anti-douchebag quiz ...
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RHP User
13 years ago
My recent research including an empirical study and the collecting of anecdotal evidence,has lead me to the conclusion that there is indeed a condition existing in some men which I have called Cock Brain.Men with this condition actually possess two brains,when in a situation where they are trawling for sex all other cognitive functions cease and Cock Brain takes over. For reasons still beyond my comprehension they seem to think that pictures of their penis,mentioning the size of their endowments in as many different ways as possible eg..Thick4u,Hung like windchimes,...Cock2makeusore ?...maybe a typo and meant soar...etc...and following up with explicit messages once again praising their skills as to how many different ways they will pound,drill ,lick,and fuck you until next Tuesday ,will make every woman immediately invite them over drop to the floor,or sink to their knees at first sight. Cock Brain is an incurable condition and while not terminal it is certainly life long. Dr.Hesione
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RHP User
13 years ago
Seriously, don't be mean! It's unnecessary!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
A lot of people do not have insight to their mistakes, me included. I am dyslexic so I know what its like to have the spelling Nazi after me, and judge me by that. I had no education when young and then put myself through uni and started high school at 27. These men may be uneducated in the ways of women, or English or spelling or their self esteem has been squished and stomped on ,or they just have not meet women like the sexy beasts of RHP. They are not conditioned to play in the wild, and here they are.They stumble into the sexual jungle where women are hot and sexy and demanding, and men are often intimidated. So if you have time, then use your messages at the end of each day the ones left over to answer some of those guys I do and I start like this " listen hon you need to perhaps do something about your approach and your profile.. Its time consuming but then if it means time to be decent then do it. I get as pissed off as the next woman, I get thirty to forty mails a day but then I work for myself I do not have all the pressures of work and family as a lot of other women do. good luck you poor males out there...take you cock in hand and gird your loins its a bumpy ride on RHP.
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davidex46x
13 years ago
Quoting 'halcyon_days' What just happened? You ignore my flirts which is the only way for me to get in contact since I have got a guest account at the moment.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Phew, thank you Sir(stands down, removes pink shin pads and steel capped stilettos)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'nortyfun2day' Quoting 'ruby_blossum' Damn, I saw the heading - First Contact....and thought this was going to be about aliens. You were hoping of an alien probing weren't you? Funny bugga....lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
Yes, you're correct. I don't reply to flirts - too many messages, too many flirts, not enough time. The plight of most people in RHP :) I promise to reply to the next one.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hey davidex46x I'm not one to normally speak for other people, but I just want you to consider that the reason she is not replying, is because she is not interested in pursuing a relationship with you.I know it might be hard to accept as she is gorgeous, but if she is not feeling any chemistry with you, she can't force it and make it happen for you.I'm sorry if you are disappointed, but sometimes life is tough and you just have to accept it.Also, these forums are for general conversation and topical questions etc. They are not for contacting people, I just thought I would let you know that.Take care and have a great weekend.
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RHP User
13 years ago
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davidex46x
13 years ago
Quoting 'halcyon_days' Yes, you're correct. I don't reply to flirts - too many messages, too many flirts, not enough time. The plight of most people in RHP :) I promise to reply to the next one. Ok I am going to send you one more flirt.....fingers crossed is going to be the lucly one which will get a reply :D
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'halcyon_days' Memberships shouldn't be approved until people confirm they've read this thread, and maybe even pass an anti-douchebag quiz ... I put my hand up to be the douche rejection tooland coops ... yeah dude ... be nice hey... his 1 or 2 still beats your self service every other weekend
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RHP User
13 years ago
trying not to be mean... but this post is turning into an intellectual battle of who can sound like the biggest "tool" know it all
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davidex46x
13 years ago
Quoting 'halcyon_days' Yes, you're correct. I don't reply to flirts - too many messages, too many flirts, not enough time. The plight of most people in RHP :) I promise to reply to the next one. I assume you are not interested in getting to know me as you havent replied to my last flirt..
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RHP User
13 years ago
But the messages just keep coming, so what's a girl to do!? The latest one below ... whaddyathink forum peeps, a winner? Hey :-)Seriously i am interested in you xxThis is for real!ARE YOU for real?If so PLEASE PLEASE REPLY :-)Do not be offended please.I am rich and generous and will do anything to have you.I am genuine.PLEASE REPLY :-)Nick xx
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RHP User
13 years ago
Tell him you need a new supercharger to suit a 2004 VY series 2 model commodore ... and a set of New rims @ 19 inch with 245/35 rubber on them
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RHP User
13 years ago
Acquiring target ... Please stand by for further instructions
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RHP User
13 years ago
I had no idea what to say and didn't even send an automated reply...Which is unusual for me as I like to reply to all my messages...eventually! This one went straight into the blocked list! I did laugh though lol.... . I would love to blow it so deep and hard inside of you that it shot through your digestive tract and back into your stomach where you'd puke it out onto my face and I could taste the faint nectar of my own semen. Hugs...xFunlovingx
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RHP User
13 years ago
@halcyon_days seems legit...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'xFunlovingx' I had no idea what to say and didn't even send an automated reply...Which is unusual for me as I like to reply to all my messages...eventually! This one went straight into the blocked list! I did laugh though lol.... . I would love to blow it so deep and hard inside of you that it shot through your digestive tract and back into your stomach where you'd puke it out onto my face and I could taste the faint nectar of my own semen. Hugs...xFunlovingxlaughed out loud in bewilderment at that one funloving!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'xFunlovingx' I had no idea what to say and didn't even send an automated reply...Which is unusual for me as I like to reply to all my messages...eventually! This one went straight into the blocked list! I did laugh though lol.... . I would love to blow it so deep and hard inside of you that it shot through your digestive tract and back into your stomach where you'd puke it out onto my face and I could taste the faint nectar of my own semen. Hugs...xFunlovingxlaughed out loud in bewilderment at that one funloving!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'coops14'trying not to be mean... but this post is turning into an intellectual battle of who can sound like the biggest "tool" know it all please play nice :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Hesione' For reasons still beyond my comprehension they seem to think that pictures of their penis,mentioning the size of their endowments in as many different ways as possible eg..Thick4u,Hung like windchimes,... I don't normally disagree with you Dr Hesione my love, but I don't know, I kind of find "Hung Like Windchimes" endearing. It makes me think 'light and airy'. It's certainly the first time I've thought of a penis as calming.
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RHP User
13 years ago
What I observe and anal-yse is that freedom of sex that is age, race and kind doesn`t matter for generation 'Y'. The problem is that with innovation and speed these blocks stick to main point wid out any formality. I agree to some extent that these methodologies are not appropriate. If u are not into it or open miinded reply them but still they hang around after ignorance filter them. It solely depends how open minded u are!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hmmmmm at least your getting messages! The vast majority on here dont reply to anything sent!
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davidex46x
13 years ago
Quoting 'halcyon_days' Quoting 'coops14'trying not to be mean... but this post is turning into an intellectual battle of who can sound like the biggest "tool" know it all please play nice :) Its funny how you comment on this topic when you are a bit rude yourself..you deliberately teased me made me sent you a flirt and sent me the "dont see our planets colliding" flirt back...Whats the point in doing so? You could have told me you werent interested straight away.. That was very rude of you, as rude as those guys you are complaining about on here. Anyway good luck.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I apologise for my rudeness and any harm it caused. To be honesty my alternative was to decline you in public, on this forum, which I thought would be ruder and perhaps embarrassing for you. It seem not though. My mistake.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Grrr iPhone.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'MissPoppins' Phew, thank you Sir(stands down, removes pink shin pads and steel capped stilettos) Love it ha ha ha xxxSteel capped stilettos he he he
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'ilbisonte'I recently had a response to my very gentlemanly approach as follows:- soz honey, but what do you mean "you'd like to hear more from me" ?? You either wanna fuck or you don't. It's not rocket science sweety. But i see you're not cut - so forget that too. anywayzzzzzzz Wow - you dodged a bullet there! haha, what a slapper!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'halcyon_days' Quoting 'xFunlovingx' I had no idea what to say and didn't even send an automated reply...Which is unusual for me as I like to reply to all my messages...eventually! This one went straight into the blocked list! I did laugh though lol.... . I would love to blow it so deep and hard inside of you that it shot through your digestive tract and back into your stomach where you'd puke it out onto my face and I could taste the faint nectar of my own semen. Hugs...xFunlovingxlaughed out loud in bewilderment at that one funloving! HAHAHAHA - what a charming man... LOL
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RHP User
13 years ago
"can I go down on you tonight?" Errr, no.
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RHP User
13 years ago
It would be hell funny if The Bakery gave us the ability to filer incoming messages with a word limit.."Sorry TenWordVocab your message could not be delivered because it did not exceed GlisteningPetals minimum word count".~laughs~
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RHP User
13 years ago
Though each to their own opinion, naturally. Firstly, if random people add their real name to the end of their first message then they're a bit silly. Secondly if it's just a first name included in here, then unless their name is Dweezil or similar they're going to be one of literally thousands of Johns or Jimbobs or whoever they are, and it would take sleuthdom of Sherlock Holmes' proportions to identify them. Thirdly, and this is perhaps just unique to me, I've only copied names from messages sent to me on an entirely different site, therefore presumably saving any embarrassment in 99/100 instances, at the least. Truthfully, I find that most of the time on here people are not in a hurry to embarrass others, unless they act like complete tossers in public, of course :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
"this is st**e - iff your gona crawl into the mans arms and be safe and still be independent - then girl - no wonder yo are still single - your gilfriends that you hated and did what you wouldnt do are now happily married with kidds - life sucks" What??
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'halcyon_days' "this is st**e - iff your gona crawl into the mans arms and be safe and still be independent - then girl - no wonder yo are still single - your gilfriends that you hated and did what you wouldnt do are now happily married with kidds - life sucks" What?? Poppins,Hands are full at the moment so this stooge is all yours sweetheart Halcyon says there is a 10% bonus in it for ya if any injuries are found to be medically certified as permanent ... pmsl
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'd settle for someone interpreting and translating the message! I just dungeddit!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
It doesnt have any information on douchespeak ...Either he knows you and somehow expects you to tie this back to an event in your life and make sense of his ramplingor he assumes by using a half witted intellect, looking at your profile and reading a few post on these forums he has you personality nailed and in confusingly weak way... tell you that your a gold digging attention whore with abandonment and co-dependence issueshe he he ..... just sayin ... i know you dont have abandonment issues ... pmsl xxxxx
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RHP User
13 years ago
He takes a shot at your profile in some of that babble. The rest wreaks of wankerisms :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Midnight_Run81' Quoting 'halcyon_days' "this is st**e - iff your gona crawl into the mans arms and be safe and still be independent - then girl - no wonder yo are still single - your gilfriends that you hated and did what you wouldnt do are now happily married with kidds - life sucks" What?? Poppins,Hands are full at the moment so this stooge is all yours sweetheart Halcyon says there is a 10% bonus in it for ya if any injuries are found to be medically certified as permanent ... pmsl .....with a single bead of glistening girly perspiration on foreheadSir, my deepest apologies for letting the team down, I've been away on a private mission.I'm currently trying to decode the message, it's taking longer than expected.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Well I'd have to say reading this forum has made my day, I needed a good laugh :)I'm truly amazed with the pick up lines have been tried.I actually knew a guy who's pick up line when he went out to the pub was "do you wanna fuck?". He got 99 slaps out of 100 tries. So that approach must work occasionally :)Personally though I'd like to think that my partners have a little bit more taste and intelligence not to jump on my cock just because I said "do you wanna fuck?".
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RHP User
13 years ago
I've had some pearlers lately, but really had the urge to share this one ... From him: Hello, well after reading your profile I like how your alittle bit ditzy with losing your stuff thats very much like me hahaha. I like how your an exhibitionist it shows that your not afraid of judgement from anyone quiet like myself. abit about myself im 21 yes I have heard it a million times on this site its young. But seriously im extremly mature for my years. I have been traveling since I was 16 and owning my own online business. So I have had many life experiences through that. Im looking for a older women who knows were she is at in her life. If this sounds like you I really would like to hear from you. From me: Thanks for your nice message, much appreciated. I'm not interested in taking things further, but wish you all the best in your search :) And then ... from him (yep, really showing his maturity!): I HOPE YOU DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS
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RHP User
13 years ago
One I received three days ago "Hi Im married. Would you consider having sex with me and then coming to a financial arrangement for a long term thing" Yeah sure....call me.... 1800 DESPERATE
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RHP User
13 years ago
Lmao yup all that experience coming through right there :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
The worst that they feel can happen is nothing it's a bit like gambling and playing the numbers game (like lotto need to be in it to win it ) nothing to lose all to gain , lol I remember in my carny days in France in my youth lol working at a booth with metal milk bottles and a rubber ball almost impossible to knock them down , yet people queued to try . C'est la vie
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RHP User
13 years ago
Not getting any crass messages! Am I doing something wrong? Did get one this week sstarting with "Thanks for your flirt". I don't send flirts, but nice try!
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RHP User
13 years ago
yes many times! not so bad when its a hunk..but to the 50 plus,100kg, unattractive bogans who are wearing footy garb in their profile pics holding a stubby of beer...pass!! sorry im not up myself, im not a hooker i can pick n choose. i state that im after a certain type and age group. so dont go getting nasty on me when i at first politely decline :p
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RHP User
13 years ago
Be grateful lol. Some of the ones I read we're nasty as. I can be rough as guts sometimes too but wow, really!!!! Lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
Some guys are just horndogs who give the classier gents a bad name. Unfortunately I think they flock to places like this in droves in the deluded belief their creeping will work.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Nearly all of my messages have been articulate and friendly and no dice, yet I sent a message along the lines of "how bout it" and surprise surprise the reply is "f#ck yeah, meet here" I think it's a matter of the right combination of cheeky and classy. It's one thing to be a pig, it's another to be a bit of a smartass.
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RHP User
13 years ago
For all the people who expect an essay for a first message, you're kidding yourself. If all you have is a breast pic and all your profile says about you is, "I'm horny and need attention now" then you have put stuff all effort into your profile and you deserve some of the dodgy messages you get. If you want decent first contact put something in your profile that a person can actually respond to. Otherwise, suck it up and get over yourself
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RHP User
13 years ago
It's difficult to read each person based on a few lines of introductory conversation - whether to try to form an articulate first message, or to dive in and get into detail. Granted - most of the examples given on here were real final minute hail mary efforts.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Get a first message today from a young guy in Melbourne. He asks me what I think of his pics and that he loves my pics. I tell him that the pics are nice but as he has 2 R rated pics up as a Guest I cannot see them. I then go on to tell him that I am not meeting anyone at the moment as per my profile .. no exceptions! Well....I get a message back saying it was a cunty of a reply and he blocked me (I returned the favour)! . Who do these guys think they are? Do they honestly think they are SOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot that I would say "oh yeah baby meet me in half an hour and lets fuck"! At least I replied and was apologetic! I think he was the cowardly cunty one! xFunlovingx
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