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First Contact, and they wonder why they get rejected...dohh
July 24 2012
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RHP User
13 years ago
Wanna fuck? Hey sweetie, whatcha doing, can meet today. I'm free to play today, call me on... (I prefer to meet first play later - pretty sure it says this somewhere on my profile) Hey babe, wanna fuck you, will pay $500... (Do I look like a whore??) Mmmm nice arse, my big cock will destroy your arsehole... (don't know how I ever passed that one up) Sexy eyes babe, I could cum all over your face... (or this one) Nice profile really enjoyed it... (there is bugger all on my profile, just put up the basics when I opened account and since there is more feedback than I can cope with figured I wouldn't even attempt to jazz it up) Good post OP, sure to dig up some pure gold...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Sex tonight? If you want in my apartment because mum and dad have gone out for the nigt. I get em, and I love em , we all can do with a smile now and again. At least they are giving it a shot, they will realise that they are not hitting the mark and then work out a better option. I wish a guy would say, chicken tonight my appartment and cook me dinner
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RHP User
13 years ago
"wana b a dirty sub?" Um sure yeah why not. I mean, you've OBVIOUSLY read my profile. And your cockshot is just SUCH a turn on! I mean, who wouldn't want to be your meaningless cunt? I know any hole would do but I feel SOOOOO priveleged that you picked me!!!!! ;D
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RHP User
13 years ago
they decide to use every word in their vocabulary in the first message.it does not leave them much space to maneuver in later communications..ah well.. more cake for the rest of us..and no.. i've never had a massage like that..
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RHP User
13 years ago
I recently had a response to my very gentlemanly approach as follows:-soz honey, but what do you mean "you'd like to hear more from me" ?? You either wanna fuck or you don't. It's not rocket science sweety. But i see you're not cut - so forget that too. anywayzzzzzzz
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RHP User
13 years ago
Damn, I saw the heading - First Contact....and thought this was going to be about aliens.
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RHP User
13 years ago
some women enjoy messages like that,I noticed Funloving has bumped an old thread about sex with strangers. The problem is that men take a scatter gun approach sometimes, hoping that they will hit something....old ducks,young ducks,cougars,pussys etc. I did ask a man the other day if he had much success with his approach,he did not respond. I suppose he was too busy reloading his pistol.x Hugs H
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RHP User
13 years ago
this was the first message hey i live in southbank u wanna come over no thanks i want to lick your pussy no thanks why dont u like your pussy licked not the point i like to chat a little ok so come over we will chat before i lick your pussy no thanks a few days later u wanna come over for drinks and play no thanks omg is this guy serious..how many girls say yes to this on the first msg or even after a few...surely im not the only one here that likes to have a chat first ..to see if the person is worth my time.....i know that most of us r time poor!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Quoting 'Vagabonde' "wana b a dirty sub?" Is that some kind of bathtime toy? Some guys need to ease off the grip, let some blood flow back to the brain, and evaluate why their dumbarse horndog approach... isnt working.DG
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Vagabonde' "wana b a dirty sub?" Um sure yeah why not. I mean, you've OBVIOUSLY read my profile. And your cockshot is just SUCH a turn on! I mean, who wouldn't want to be your meaningless cunt? I know any hole would do but I feel SOOOOO priveleged that you picked me!!!!! ;D
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RHP User
13 years ago
seems like this particular cd just keeps repeating the same ole tune....I have a collection of them just like that too....lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
Goes something like this ..Hi, at last we will get to meet face to face.. I will be coming to Sydney this weekend ( he is from Canberra) to give you the fun you have been looking for. I will be waiting for you at my Hotel... Signed off with a profile name which included the word Stud ?1. We never ever had any contact with this guy at all. 2. He is well out of our age requirement ? 3. He is fully delusional if he really thought he's looks like a stud or anything near it looking at his picture.. 4. Obviously he never even read our profile...Our reply was simple.. The answer is in our profile...
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RHP User
13 years ago
The thing is, someone must like these types of first contact messages otherwise why would so many men evidently send them if they know that it doesn't work. Not all men are stupid, if one approach won't work we will try another so somewhere this approach must work at least once for so many to be trying it!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Now I know why my wordy and thoughtful approaches have been failing. I need to leave my brain in a box somewhere and just get out and crow about my BIG ENORMOUS DICK! Oh shit that probably won't work coz I like older women and they have a bit more brains than a plastic doll. Mike
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RHP User
13 years ago
lol im sure this particular tries it on everyone....it was instant repulse for me with him saying where he 'supposedly' lived and and then questioning my like for oral because i declined his offer..... i get heaps of msgs 'hey u want to fuck, lets meet tonight' they get the same reply 'no thanx' .....a little chat, respect and not treating us as we are desperate, may actually lead to these dumb arses getting a fuck!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I have no idea what all the fuss is about. when I write can I suck your cock Blow over my face and tits want to come to my house and eat me out Please bend me over and fuck me as you walk in the door You can ride me bareback all the way round the block Bring your mates I always get a date so it must work
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RHP User
13 years ago
So that is what I'm doing wrong...thanks for the pointers Tuscanred Quoting 'tuscanred' I have no idea what all the fuss is about. when I write can I suck your cock Blow over my face and tits want to come to my house and eat me out Please bend me over and fuck me as you walk in the door You can ride me bareback all the way round the block Bring your mates I always get a date so it must work
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RHP User
13 years ago
This site isnt quite like RSVP or Eharmony - Most profiles I have veiwed are very vague on personal details so its not easy to make an impression in a first message. I tried the gentleman approach and showing personal interest (my prefered method) to little success, so I figured what the hell try the cheeky/dirty message and it has been way more successful. Sure I toned it down a litte from "I want to cum on you" but it seems that is what people want to here. The other observation I have made is that this is a much more visual site than others, no doubt people want to see more skin, less clothes.I would be interested to here what the most impressive message that you have received said?
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RHP User
13 years ago
'Baby I wanna spread and fuck that ass red raw and cum all over it' (the language of hearts and flowers...)'No school today, parents out, cum over for a bang.' (18 year old boy, I suspect younger)'Wanna suck my cock, dumb bitch?' (no background history required...)'We know we live far from you, we pay you $500 for travel expense.' (generous, but no)'Got the day off, come over and play. Waiting for you now, my address ____' (who the hell would tell someone their address in the first email??)
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RHP User
13 years ago
I didn't know it was that bad
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RHP User
13 years ago
I want to be you...Just so I can come up with witty replies.. well try to at least LOLI hope you use big words..
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hahaha this is the best yet I think, surely calling you a 'dumb bitch' while asking you to suck his cock had to make you think twice about this offer? Quoting 'City_Kitty''Wanna suck my cock, dumb bitch?' (no background history required...)
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RHP User
13 years ago
this was a big long winded first message.. all flowery .. main jist was I can't stop looking at your eyes.. hmm the only pictures on my profile are my feet, legs, bum and boobs... hmmm so how can he see my eyes lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'timr1986' This site isnt quite like RSVP or Eharmony - Most profiles I have veiwed are very vague on personal details so its not easy to make an impression in a first message. I tried the gentleman approach and showing personal interest (my prefered method) to little success, so I figured what the hell try the cheeky/dirty message and it has been way more successful. Sure I toned it down a litte from "I want to cum on you" but it seems that is what people want to here. The other observation I have made is that this is a much more visual site than others, no doubt people want to see more skin, less clothes.I would be interested to here what the most impressive message that you have received said? Cheeky and down right CRUDE ,,, some of us are a bit more refined for the crude ones .. which are un necessary .. politically correct long winded "hows the weather ones" don't exactly gut it for some either .. MOST i say would copy with the cheeky ones .. But I have yet to consider the messages posted here by most of the women to be in the cheeky class .. and the follow on abusive messages that follow the rejection to the initial ones .. are just vial .. you have also got to consider the age difference .. Im not a prude .. but a message along the crude lines from an 18-23 y/o .. makes me cringe big time ..
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RHP User
13 years ago
" You will not be disappointed" No but you might. I had some woman give a guy my number , he refused to tell me who it was. So he starts calling me at night, and then gives me his address , he was house sitting another persons house. In the morning I read him the riot act and told him he was silly to give a total stranger his address, then hung up. Wait for it He rings back and says your voice is so hot, I have been wanking when you spoke. Wait for it So I told him to come see me at the studio, I was with a girlfriend and that got him more excited. With visions of threesomes swimming in his head he skipped to the door To be greeted , two old girls sitting in painting overalls , sipping tea We said sure we would do ya.( tongue firmly planted in cheeks) I swear he ran for his car some times that first message is not from the big head, so is a small thought
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RHP User
13 years ago
Doesn't address in first email and pretty much just come fuck me constitute the right to order excessive pizza's and have them delivered cod from a privately phoned in order ? Just my thoughts.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Insomnian' Doesn't address in first email and pretty much just come fuck me constitute the right to order excessive pizza's and have them delivered cod from a privately phoned in order ? Just my thoughts. That's in the rules somewhere, I'm sure of it.Out of pure curiosity though ladies, where do you draw the line between naughty and just laughably protognostic?
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RHP User
13 years ago
You should try having a young Asian girl as your partner. We get ALL the classy types.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Thanks for responding as you gals made me laugh when i brealised that guys actually do behave like ths online. Well let me just say not all o0f us are so ?????? ..well you make your own thoughts :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
This is a message that I woke up to this morning:"just thought i would drop you a line an try this rather different ice breaker. My dick has died,do you mind if i bury it in your arse? So i you care to chat i will be keen"Gee, I'm really tempted.....NOT.
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RHP User
13 years ago
"you are so irrelevant" umm could you add in a bit of context dude....or even say hi first LolI love how big boys still think it works to pull a girl's pigtail to get her attention
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RHP User
13 years ago
*pulls hair but stands back waiting for the punch*
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'DontGrabThat'"you are so irrelevant" umm could you add in a bit of context dude....or even say hi first LolI love how big boys still think it works to pull a girl's pigtail to get her attention dgt how can you bemoan that? at the very least, its not generic and done to illicit fire and brimstone. dig deeper than the line suggests pumpkin. ps. it was me who sent it. haha
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RHP User
13 years ago
"hi what are you up too tonite?? really horny wena catch up?""sexy-thang, you're hot. Let's fuck"Who can resist people that sends messages like this?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Damn some of my best work is being rubbished in this forum lolSeriously, I'm fed up with chicks just sending me blunt msg's like "lets fuck" and "I want you right now!" etc. I mean ffs lolI think it's good to be honest and up front but there has to be a line somewhere. What happened to a bit of charm and whit with just the right dose of confidence mixed together in a well versed letter that grabs the attention, perhaps cheekily but with all due respect to the recipient and says a little about whom you are and how you roll....Best guess is ppl work on the law of averages that eventually a short, blunt msg will succeed with someone and is the effort really worth it just to get a knockback?? Well yes effort is worth it I have found as I have merely made it past the 'breaking of the ice' stage by being articulate in my msg's sent to the chosen few lol At very least you get a kind response most of the time with a little consescending "keep ur chin up matey" or "all the best" lol But much better than nothing or fuck off! Sometimes it's the toe nail in the door that you need to switch angles and proceed down the "just friends" path way, which at worst you have made a friend and at best u hang around long enuf for them to deem you worthy of a "sympathy fuck" lol or set you up with one of their fat friends...Not really sure where I'm heading with this post so might just cut it off here....
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RHP User
13 years ago
"I know Im not what your looking for but you are mine.. I won $20000 on a scratchie last week lol. $2000 for sex?" Seriously, what's he doing with the other $18K??!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'lil_bit_angelic' "I know Im not what your looking for but you are mine.. I won $20000 on a scratchie last week lol. $2000 for sex?" Seriously, what's he doing with the other $18K??!! x10 seriously sexy, omg you fully, seriously turn me on baby messages to x10 super lucky ladies - bam, he's clearly the man ;p
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RHP User
13 years ago
Some guys know the difference and others don't. I don't want to be put to sleep by a message about the weather but nor do I want to be treated like a prostitute, if I wanted to be treated like a prostitute I would just be one! Lol...one of my lovely messages was "hey babe do you want to come over for some pips" ....out of curiosity I replied "what the hell is pips".... He replied "crystal meth"....I hit BLOCK...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Paying my bill.... Ha ha
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'FuNKyAL' Damn some of my best work is being rubbished in this forum lolSeriously, I'm fed up with chicks just sending me blunt msg's like "lets fuck" and "I want you right now!" etc. I mean ffs lolI think it's good to be honest and up front but there has to be a line somewhere. What happened to a bit of charm and whit with just the right dose of confidence mixed together in a well versed letter that grabs the attention, perhaps cheekily but with all due respect to the recipient and says a little about whom you are and how you roll....Best guess is ppl work on the law of averages that eventually a short, blunt msg will succeed with someone and is the effort really worth it just to get a knockback?? Well yes effort is worth it I have found as I have merely made it past the 'breaking of the ice' stage by being articulate in my msg's sent to the chosen few lol At very least you get a kind response most of the time with a little consescending "keep ur chin up matey" or "all the best" lol But much better than nothing or fuck off! Sometimes it's the toe nail in the door that you need to switch angles and proceed down the "just friends" path way, which at worst you have made a friend and at best u hang around long enuf for them to deem you worthy of a "sympathy fuck" lol or set you up with one of their fat friends...Not really sure where I'm heading with this post so might just cut it off here.... I promise not to send any more of those.............I shall just ask you again here, so ...wanna fuk?
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RHP User
13 years ago
He clearly forgot to push the "on" button!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
goes something like this. hi there how are you? your profile caught my eye. was just wondering if you would like to chat and see how we get along. and if all goes well maybe organise to meet sometime and see how things go fron there. hope to chat soon dennis is there something wrong with my approach? or is there something wrong with my profile?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Whenever I first message someone I am interested in, I always read through their profile carefully and make sure I address in some way things they mention on their profile, and maybe ask some some questions and try incite any kind of response.Though I must admit I haven't had many responses so far (D'oh)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Cool so me just saying"hi ya how are you today " is not so bad then Thought i mite have to start writing some of the other line the ladies like so much
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ok so let me cum on your face after i have fucked your ass till its sore, isn't a good pick up line to use. ( dont know who thought it is, but im sure they think its working for them ). Hahahahaha.But on the other hand, it gets annoying when we read a profile and respond with meaningful chat. Like how are you, here is our names, we both are stable and so on. Plus here is our pg, have a look and let us know what you think... Look we seem to have some things in common.. Then you get no response or you are told that you are not what they are looking for. And even better you chat once or twice and realize that it is a fake profile you are chatting with.Lets face it, we are not all perfect, if we were what a boring existence we would live in. And so many people on the site do think they are very perfect.So what is wrong with wanting to meet somewhere very public after 2 or 3 chats. Its very hard to express yourself to plastic and glass, personal contact is easier. Plus that way you get to see a person for who they are. And yes if the pick up line is rude or degrading, then by all means block the suckers....We do.So what are we all here for. To meet new and interesting people for fun and friendship. So i think lots of people on this site need to get off their high horses and really look at themselves.Yes none of us want rudeness or idiots in our lives...... WE all just want a tad of respect and decency.... So while we are critisising these obvious idiots... I think maybe we should all look at our responses sometimes..But also to not contact those that that dont meet or are way outside your criteria....... Thats my rant and rave lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm sure we've all had the message from the 'got hung fireman (insert phone number here). I recently replied with 'Does that actually work for you?'. So many twits, so little time. *sigh*
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RHP User
13 years ago
That should have read 'hot hung fireman'. Damn auto correct.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Midnight_Run81'Paying my bill.... Ha ha He better keep buying scratchies :P
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RHP User
13 years ago
...for starting this thread. A perfect place for a bulk mailout TO: The female occupant, RHPSUBJECT: Potential CoitusDear Babe,Ur hot. Wanna fuk?Manly.I think I just saved myself about 100 messages!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I had a young 20 year old constantly send flirts,messages,even when i said,im not interested as too young, he messaged back,I WONT GIVE UP UNTIL YOU LET ME FUCK YOU!!!!!! Well of course i blocked him
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RHP User
13 years ago
thanks form opening this thread i just scored myself a whole truck load of new material..think mine were getting stale because no one was replying doh!! cheers lol
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redhotozz
13 years ago
18k..lol...thats another 9 "ladies" who say yes, I guess. Personally I'd buy a holiday, somewhere nice, like Cap D'Agde
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'ilbisonte'I recently had a response to my very gentlemanly approach as follows:- soz honey, but what do you mean "you'd like to hear more from me" ?? You either wanna fuck or you don't. It's not rocket science sweety. But i see you're not cut - so forget that too. anywayzzzzzzz Good god. It wasn't me was it???? Noooo of course it wasn't. I don't mind uncut.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Well you know us men. We only have enough blood to operate one head at a time and considering some of these sexy profile pictures its no wonder the small stupid one ends up in charge :P Still some of these manage to amaze even me and I'll openly admit I'm young and horny. Who honestly thinks proposing painful anal in the first message is a good idea :/Curious though. Do you prefer the opening message to be mostly above board or do your perk your.......uh ears up more if there is a better of naughty with the nice?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'timr1986' This site isnt quite like RSVP or Eharmony - Most profiles I have veiwed are very vague on personal details so its not easy to make an impression in a first message. I tried the gentleman approach and showing personal interest (my prefered method) to little success, so I figured what the hell try the cheeky/dirty message and it has been way more successful. Sure I toned it down a litte from "I want to cum on you" but it seems that is what people want to here. The other observation I have made is that this is a much more visual site than others, no doubt people want to see more skin, less clothes.I would be interested to here what the most impressive message that you have received said? I found being the gentleman (my natural nature) didnt work and being cheeky failed too.Profiles are vague, pictures are not matching their profile and some are down right confusing.While some messages are funny as they have no idea about reading a profile and asking "lets fuck" to a woman, i think it is a tad mean spirited to air this out on a public forum.
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RHP User
13 years ago
It's great reading all these crappy messages, makes me feel good !So when my quality messages go unread or unanswered i just figure I didn't miss much.Don't coach the dills you need them in the open where they can be seen.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Look, there's a time and a place for dirty talk but it's not the first message.If these guys took a few seconds out of their very busy lives to READ profiles I'm sure they would save themselves some time, messages and rejection.There's nothing more awkward than receiving messages from single guys way out of our specified age range (which is on the profile) that state 'I'm free today, let me lick that pussy'. Hmm read the profile, we're a couple, we play together and we're not looking for single guys. So I reply politely 'thanks very much, but we're a couple and we aren't looking for single guys, good luck with your search'. And they continue to push the issue...*face palm*... blocked!I know we're all on here looking for some kind of naughty fun but its not cool to make people feel like desperate whores. and close
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RHP User
13 years ago
some of them just got sick of stroking huge egos and now just stroke their tiny cocks hahah
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RHP User
13 years ago
yeah its good that all the fools make my messages look like I'm an angel... But I'm a bit peeved when I send a message and its not even read.... Oh well Mike
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RHP User
13 years ago
Yes thatsw his headline WOW I feel so special
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RHP User
13 years ago
Well, least i don't feel so bad now hahahahaBut it does tend to get annoying putting the effort into a msg and it doesn't get read... But I'm not surprised people are reluctant to open some of them after reading some of the requests on this post :/Have fun, one and all. :DGiddy
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RHP User
13 years ago
Truly was the subject heading. I won't bother pasting in the content. Delete, block and block head. My Id name is not for tools like that to comprehend clearly, fantastic sorting mechanism.
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RHP User
13 years ago
i find it amazing at how disrespectful guys are these days and the fact that it ruins it me and everyone else who actually put effort into our messages and don't get replies, but i guess it just means the girl isn't interested.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Heya I was gonna msg you but then I read your profile...x Hugs H
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rk5tar
13 years ago
I agree, some people need to learn some basic manners. I got told I "musn't be very interested" because I took a few hours to reply to the message that came during the night into my inbox. I actually had been packing/driving my children & family for an interstate holiday and I didn't see the message until I arrived at the destination the next night.Then there are the men who apparently can't read. I have tried to be clear and honest in my profile to avoid any awkward moments other than the first one I already had on here. But several times a day I still get messages from men. (I clearly state that I am happily married and not seeking a male).For the first few I sent a polite reply. Now I am over that because why should I take the time to reply, when they can't take the time to read a profile?Some of the stuff that has been said to previous posters in their first contacts is just rank. Seriously do people really think the whole " let's go fuck now" approach is attractive?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Lmao too funny, "we can fuk and he can wank behind the door" bahahaha I might frame that one and send it straight to "the pool room."
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RHP User
13 years ago
Whe I posted my profile and despite what I had specified , it made no difference I received hundreds of messages and flirts , like Wanna Fuck , do you want suck my cock, can I come in your mouth , I had guys begging me , when I'd say no , I'd get abused , even had them offering me money - One guy offered $5000.00 for night , I have said no more guys , but it means nothing , they just get blocked now , dont get me wrong there are some real nice guys out there , but others are just un-educated tossers who cant read
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hi Same with me .. Must b the smile or big tits ???? I'm in town wanna meet an Fuck ... Really Is that why i said Girls only ... Or You exactly what i'm looking for ..dinner my place .. These are all old .. Go Away.. it hurts my head Charlie xx
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'lil_bit_angelic' "I know Im not what your looking for but you are mine.. I won $20000 on a scratchie last week lol. $2000 for sex?" Seriously, what's he doing with the other $18K??!! There is no 18k he misspelt $2000
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RHP User
13 years ago
Damn! I want to be bombarded by crude messages and laugh my ass off. I could maybe understand why "boys" would send a message like that to a profile pic of a close up vagina all spread eagled and such. But with the lack of messages and flirts I've had on this site I would probably welcome a message like that myself haha
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hi I'm matt I'm a genuine Aussie guy. I'll give you $1000 to meet and play. (clearly I'm making money the hard way!!)
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RHP User
13 years ago
reckon most of you guys would get fiurther if you could spell !
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RHP User
13 years ago
My top message so far has been.... "fuck you are sexy, I am gonna be in tassie at the end of the month... Are we good?" Hahahahaha... SOOOOO tempting...NOT!!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
This one just hit my inbox tonight... Hi i am after a very horny, experimental woman who firstly will grab me by the ears and fuck my face. Hmmm... Yep I've always wanted to do that!!! Pfffft!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Actually my favourite is:Hi hun (is that referring to Atilla??) watya doin?Thanks for this topic, it has taken me a good 5 minutes to stop laughing enough to type.....Darkside
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RHP User
13 years ago
Actually my favourite is:Hi hun (is that referring to Atilla??) watya doin?Thanks for this topic, it has taken me a good 5 minutes to stop laughing enough to type.....Darkside
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RHP User
13 years ago
Message went something like this: "can I be your slave like in cook, clean your house, wash your clothes and then suck your cock". Umm sure mate... but let's stop after washing my clothes and be gone before you get to my cock.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Vintagetatu' Quoting 'lil_bit_angelic' "I know Im not what your looking for but you are mine.. I won $20000 on a scratchie last week lol. $2000 for sex?" Seriously, what's he doing with the other $18K??!! Vintagetatu got it in one. Wonder if he got 9 other no thanks tho??On the other hand, would you like to catch up for coffee and a chat to see if there is a spark. Or just chat here for a while to see if we click gets laughed at more often than not too. I get its a hook up site but there still has to be some sort of attraction before "action" surely??x10 seriously sexy, omg you fully, seriously turn me on baby messages to x10 super lucky ladies - bam, he's clearly the man ;p
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RHP User
13 years ago
Screwed the message above up a little, but you get the point I hope !!!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
im so hard now... i want to put it in you... would u ket me cum inside it fells so good... babe can we pls do sum web caming I so want to see ur vag.. i bet it's so dam sexy....I would love to lay you back on the bed and part your lips with my tongue sucking your clit between my lips and flicking it gently with my tongue. I would then slide two fingers deep inside you massaging the roof of your pussy rubbing your special spot faster and faster until you explode in orgasm into my mouth.If this sounds like something you would like, reply and say helloWe live in the same suburb and you flicked my switch... i'm missing a foreskin but very polite and extremely discrete (thanks for sharing!)ive bn so busy wiv work and im haven a massive dry spell so i need a good shaggingbaby it's time to have adventures with my snakey?Thanks for positing this topic.... good to share a few laughs!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Do you play golf? i googled someone to play with my balls and this site was the first one to come up...( not once.. not twice.. but on three separate occasions!)hey how do feel about having all of your holes filled by two huge cocks and then getting covered head to toe in our cum?or maybe its something as simple as... hello :)..... that s it.. way to go im jumping up and down to meet this conversationalist!!!Or from a profile with no pics.. can i come over tonight and make sex with you for a while.. sorry i just dont reply to these.. or if i do i tent to say exactly how i feel!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I thought with this forum topic being so popular that maybe more people would read it but alas that does not seem to be true. I received a message tonight from a young man "hey gowjus wanna fuck?" Hmmmmmmm let me think........No! But I did the polite thing with a 'thanks for the offer but no thanks'. We shall see how this one reacts.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'miss_cb' I thought with this forum topic being so popular that maybe more people would read it but alas that does not seem to be true. I received a message tonight from a young man "hey gowjus wanna fuck?" Hmmmmmmm let me think........No! But I did the polite thing with a 'thanks for the offer but no thanks'. We shall see how this one reacts. Miss_cb, LOL. You might be expecting too much with being able to read when they are obviously having trouble spelling as well. Pretty funny thread.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'MissRoxy'Do you play golf? i googled someone to play with my balls and this site was the first one to come up... ( not once.. not twice.. but on three separate occasions!) hey how do feel about having all of your holes filled by two huge cocks and then getting covered head to toe in our cum? or maybe its something as simple as... hello :)..... that s it.. way to go im jumping up and down to meet this conversationalist!!! Or from a profile with no pics.. can i come over tonight and make sex with you for a while.. sorry i just dont reply to these.. or if i do i tent to say exactly how i feel!! i like to think my messages are well scripted, mildly humourous, anectdotal and with no mention of my doodle and what i can do with it. haha but really? it makes no difference. not that i really give 3.7 shits about it, what men write to you ladies. whether its russian poetry circa 1893 or "i can do push ups with my erect peepee". i cant remember the last time i sent a message, my apathy levels are at an all time high. but, word to the wise, LADIES, HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR FFS. walks off his soapbox and stealthily dissappears into the sunset with his hat slightly tilted to one side
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RHP User
13 years ago
Men can be pigs Saskia72. But Question?.......What does a "Whore"....look like too you!!!!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
..all this is great fodder....depends on the woman really...bit of chat never hurt anyone....if you cant figure it out in the first chat....well....so much for aussie men... leaves more for the rest of us... been on other sites and the same rule applies....its not the profile but the approach.... younger guys listen up.... ALL GIRLS LIKE ROMANCE...
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RHP User
13 years ago
where I QUOTE Jerry Hall, ( I can't even find it on here now, so if I am mistaken over what you are referring to feel free to set me straight) She is not actually saying we need to be whores, point being that if we want to hold onto our men we need to be wild in bed.
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RHP User
13 years ago
i think some of the problem is that this place is almost full of intelligent educated women and uneducated stupid men. i have had so many replies and only one man who actually wanted to chat, flirt and engage with my thinking. that is a much bigger turn on.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I received this message last night:"Hey there how are you ? Feel like 8 hard inches down you're throat hehe ? "When I declined that generous offer, I got this message:"Good luck getting a root with that head hahah"Oh to be 29 again (like this bloke) and be so cocky and confident! Some young boys just make me laugh!! :)Leah
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RHP User
13 years ago
Very funny indeed. It's a shame these fools give guys a bad reputation.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'mistyt' i think some of the problem is that this place is almost full of intelligent educated women and uneducated stupid men. i have had so many replies and only one man who actually wanted to chat, flirt and engage with my thinking. that is a much bigger turn on. Thanks for the generalisation .... but I think you missed the jesting nature of the thread.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Think I have had communications with that guy too... Only on another site. He live chatted with me, then asked for more pics, to which I said 'maybe if we get to know each other a little better'. Then wanted me to come in a private room cam with him, I politely declined. He then called me frigid, so I responded back politely that I was going now and goodbye, he then made these little emoticons flipping me the bird and said "Good luck finding a fuck with a head like that, oh and you're blocked sweetheart!!!"... WTF, well thanks buddy saves me from blocking you... funnily enough though he tried to strike up a conversation again a few weeks down the track... twice!!! What a douchebag, wonder if he's had any luck yet?
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RHP User
13 years ago
I've try the basic approche, like would you like to chat, got me nowhere, complimented on nice photo, got me nowhere, this was my last shoot at it, I'm stoping at the end of the month, too bad, I'm such a nice guy lol probably why I'm single
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RHP User
13 years ago
I had a message the other day that went something along the lines of this... Message me (insert phone number here) When & where? Mmmm is she wet? When I replied saying I like to get to know someone a little first he replied saying "ok I'm ready for my sex interview now". Do guys like that seriously have any luck on here?
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RHP User
13 years ago
if the majority of explicit (and repetitive) one-line approaches are from guys who also believe that female profile names that include the terms: 'cum, slut, busty, pussy' etc. belong to an actual woman?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Just had a msg sent to me, " Wana suck my dick?" My response " sorry dont suck dicks that arnt attached to a actual body, face or name!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Bellator35' I had a message the other day that went something along the lines of this... Message me (insert phone number here) When & where? Mmmm is she wet? When I replied saying I like to get to know someone a little first he replied saying "ok I'm ready for my sex interview now". Do guys like that seriously have any luck on here? No idea but I'm not having much luck with replies typing out a paragraph or 2.. and I've messaged quite a few people now.
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RHP User
13 years ago
first of all..... quick one liners do work on alot of women on here...... but what i find really funny is when a guy messages me and say "im straight, but i would love to lick your ass and suck your cock"....... dude, if you want to lick my ass and suck my cock, you're not straight!!!! i get that all the time... i am bi.... so i say im bi..... have no idea why they claim to be straight and want me.... fair enough if a straight guy is tempted to get his cock suckee.. but a straight guy wouldnt want to lick another guys ass and him doing the sucking!! lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
LMAO, here i was thinking i was special. I've been asked so many times now that i'm past the polite no thanks and my standard reply now is "Why is there something special about yours?" not how i prefer to interact, but i guess if they can be direct......so can I!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Vagabonde' "wana b a dirty sub?" Trying to get in touch with his inner Christian Grey...? lol
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