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Boring MALE fcukers
January 12 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
I don't think that if we ever have a funtime playdate that you could be on top doing the reverse cowboy, which is messed up because I LOVE that position, or i could not be laying over your Super Sexy Firm Arse, because it just looks that so damn Super Silky Smooth that one of us is going to slip right off the other and fall off the damn bed.....Firm SEXY ARSE is one thing, but a Super Sexy Smooth As Silk "Saturn" Arse is.....FUCKING AWESOME PLAYFULGUY.....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yay for Miss Saturn for saying it!!When I got into swinging I thought that it would open up a whole new world of sexual possibilities - and it has - BUT I have been so surprised with the amount of people who think purely vanilla sex (missionary generally) is kinky, dirty etc. and the only way to go about it. This is not to say that it is bad sex by any means, but these are people (lucky things that we are) generally having a lot more sex than the average population, so you would expect that they might expand their repertoire accordingly...apparently not in some cases...Also, there seem to be a lot of men that think the 'Roadworker' (jackhammering from start to finish) is the way to go.From my experience most of us don't mind a bit of this action, but from start to finish? Hrm....wishing I brought a book/good album along.All this said, maybe we (ladies in particular, but not exclusively) need to learn to ask for what we want. After all, if the partner/s you're with don't dig what you dig there's another thing you can say: "NEXT!!" (and it was very nice meeting you/ you all).Xx Carla
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Miss_Saturn' Hey Playful... I'll take that compliment and any more... thanks ! Having one of those rather glum days and seem to be pissing off everyone I come into contact with so if my arse gets the compliment I'll take it ! Sometimes I believe we all need to just shut up and pull down our pants ! And for the AGE comment ? Well I bet if you didn't know my age you wouldn't guess me or my arse is over 40 ! I prefer to judge on attractiveness, energy, attitude and skill rather than age. Cheers, SS Saturn ! So may be i will just shut up and pull down my pants for you then if you want, or ARE YOU going to pull them down for me?????.....HEHEHE Just tell me when and where.....I could be there in 20-30 minutes PLAYFUL.....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey Playful, 1. You are a guest member so how are you going to message me to meet up ? 2. You don't have any pics on your profile (as Girl Tuesday pointed out) and I don't just let any Tom, Dick or Harry feel my arse ! I'd love to see a pic so I can put an image to your post. Perhaps a showdown in the adult chat room is in order ? I'm happy to expose my arse and other parts in their if you do the same ! Perhaps you are simply one of the many teases on here. Sure...I'm a tease, but rest assured, I can also please ! Hugs and Lustful Delight, Miss Saturn
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RHP User
15 years ago
maybe your expectations are just too high! I agree with some of the guys on here, we might all meet up but we still need to get to know each other a few times before we really start letting go! thats said though i angrily walked out on a guy halfway through because he was a lazy fckuer, thank god theres allforme.com.au - soon found a few treats on there after more than one let down!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Miss_Saturn' Hey Playful, 1. You are a guest member so how are you going to message me to meet up ? 2. You don't have any pics on your profile (as Girl Tuesday pointed out) and I don't just let any Tom, Dick or Harry feel my arse ! I'd love to see a pic so I can put an image to your post. Perhaps a showdown in the adult chat room is in order ? I'm happy to expose my arse and other parts in their if you do the same ! Perhaps you are simply one of the many teases on here. Sure...I'm a tease, but rest assured, I can also please ! Hugs and Lustful Delight, Miss Saturn I see it says that you're a guest on here aswell Miss_Saturn, so maybe it is not just me, it would be "how would WE message each other, so i would have to have a platinum account..... And furthermore, maybe you're both right, especially you Satun, with acknowledgements to you too Tuesday, except for the tease without the "please" part.....I can surely please given the oppotunity.....And also i would not EVER expect you to just let me play with your arse, you seem more of a better, classier woman than that.....Which i think is awesome by the way!!!!! I just had to commend you and thought it would be nice to compliment your Super Sexy Silky Smooth looking arse..... Thank you both for showing me what seems to be the error in my ways, and putting me in my place..... FOR NOW.....HEHEHE..... PLAYFULGUY.....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Miss_Saturn, Carla People who think vanilla missionary is kinky needs to get some adventure. I have met people who thinks oral is off putting. Geez I can only imagine how much fun their session is. Perhaps they may faint at the sight of a porno. A master chef uses all their utensils and goodies - chocolate, whipped cream, berries, jelly, not to mention things which turn, vibrate and mix. I love to mix them all..Secret ingredients and mixing up new things often turn out be awesome. Sometimes they just go wrong and are just laughable too ;-)
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RHP User
15 years ago
I think that I am one of those lucky girls. My partner is definitely not a boring male fuck. In fact we've been happily together for years now and he never ceases to amaze me. I think this is because he enjoys the mental fuck almost as much, if not more, than the physical fuck. And when the mind is involved (along with imagination - especially his) you never know what adventures are in store!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey Saturn....interesting topic...., as a young fella, I remember planning all week how I was going to take my girlfriend to the moon and back, looking forward to it...the build up. the fantasies...!now its all to easy, hook up on sites like these and go for it.i've got a thing someone on my train trip for the last 6 months and haven't talked to them yet, and may never, but what a build up!Maybe we need to slow down...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Boring, sometimes...is just talking it all to death. Like my profile says, I don't have a lot of time to play long games of text/email tag (enough to get to the "let's meet" stage") and think MSN ping pong is even more boring. I already know how to type...and can't be bothered with more cam/chatroom time burners. Rather just send a few notes, talk a bit on the phone....and get on with it. Win, loose or draw...."Just F'ing Do It" could be the new Nike slogan. | I am sure Tiger Woods would be happy to wear that hat?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well, this is my first time here, so I am amused a little , I like to please, don't need booze or drugs, prefer to be sober, that way I can give my best, adn enjoy your best. Don't mkind trying differnet things, but it depends on the partner. Women can be lazy too, so I guess meetign the right partner will bring on pleasurable times. Not all guys are lazy, just unimaginative, or have no Idea there is more than just missionary penetration. Quoting 'xFunlovingx' Hope you don't take them back? Ok, so maybe a second time to see if the first was nerves or whatever on their side (but only if the chemistry is there for YOU)! I too find that guys from these Sites aren't that good in the sack (or in the car, or park or where we are doing it at the time)... Hence, why I don't really look on here much anymore... Especially the ones that say..."You will not be disappointed"...I find I AM disappointed 100% of the time with those ones! As soon as you hear those words (too tired, have to be high/drunk)...I would stop and say...ok then...bye! As Stalkys famous saying goes... NEXT!! But would love to hear the side of the guys that do that! Why? xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Being a woman with a high sex drive, I don't expect everytime to be mind-blowing BUT... if I'm playing "hanky-panky" with the same guy around 14 - 20 times a week then I do expect variety ! Maybe twice a week could be OMG amazing, mind-blowing sex; 5 times a week great sex and the other times just run of the mill sex (as long as I have at least one orgasm) ! I think that's very reasonable. How would I write that on my profile? And... if the guy can't perform that often then I'm more than happy for him to have a "fill in" or "surrogate" lover ! Hugs, Miss Saturn
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RHP User
15 years ago
After being on dating sites for a while i got shitted about the women that wouldnt go further than vanilla and even missionary during the first time I joined this site for a great sex, and meeting with women that arent reserved for a great time Should fuck the first time like its the last time
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RHP User
15 years ago
yes im sure lots of talkers out there, i know im not one of them, girls give me a try, just one of u, then post a review in here, lol that will keep me honest
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'unanticipated' After being on dating sites for a while i got shitted about the women that wouldnt go further than vanilla and even missionary during the first time I joined this site for a great sex, and meeting with women that arent reserved for a great time Should fuck the first time like its the last time Do you even look at their sexual interests or Fetish Interests at all before deciding to hook up? I look at them every time if I find that I am sexually attracted to the guy and want to have sex with him! If I read that he is into WAYYY more than I am into or things (has to be a few, not one or two) that would push my boundaries too far for ME. Then I don't and won't meet them...Have made that mistake in the past and won't do it again! Might help you into seeing if you are sexually compatible too? Good luck! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'unanticipated'Should fuck the first time like its the last time I think that's really good advice in terms of enthusiasm for it and dropping the inhibitions, and not holding back. But "the last time" bit has me scrambling... I mean where would I start and what would I wear.. and what props would I need? Damn that's simply too difficult!As for fetish interests some people might tick a few extra boxes or a few less... I'm not sure that's a deal breaker.lolz @ Miss Saturn with the tag team running.HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Oddly enough miss_saturn I have just now started a new thread on this same subject but from a male perspective. It would seem that its a case of the adventurous females not connecting up with the adventurous males. How I would like to meet up with a woman who is willing and suggestive of trying new and different ways and locations.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Each time we chat, or meet face to face the opposite sex, we always attach some type of mental score, or rating...initially on looks..then say, the sound of their voice, the way they move themselves, intelegence,the fire in the eyes etc, etc,etc ....all leading to physical attraction and mental attraction. Based on this ,yeah, could be a 10 ! But a 0 fuck!! So we jump it and take the punt?...we all do it. Or do we find what level of fire runs the engine?...If we were all the the same, then there would be no distinction. Its a mystery you have to find Miss_Saturn... have fun...BKiss for you
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RHP User
15 years ago
We have met some wonderful couples (and singles) on here and other sites, however occasionally we also strike a lazy fucker - well that's a great name. Mrs Ty loves toput in an exceptional amount of effort to please the man and really no man is left wanting, however all she expects is a bit of reciprocation yet alas they are not performers. She gets really def;ated on that and they are never to repeat. I also like tospend an inordinate amount of time on the lady and I figure if she is going to have one orgasm she may as well have many happy returns. Again, a starfish is a real let down and really takes away the pleasure of putting in the effort in the first place. neither of us will return to lazy fuckers, there is no such thing as good lazy sex.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Wish there was someone in Perth willing to "EDUCATE ME"!! Never had anyone complain about my bedroom manner..
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey Funloving, That's a good idea about checking out the person's sexual or fetish interests. I always check them out BUT... it's important to also clarify if they're correct. I made a rather humorous mistake when I first completed my profile. Under Sexual Interests I listed that I was into "water sports" !!! I seriously thought it meant sailing, swimming, possibly sex in the water or in the shower. I would often get asked, "Hey so you really like water sports?", "Yes, I love them" I'd reply. Usually the response would be, "wow, that's pretty extreme". I'd say "no not really, I've been playing water sports since I was a teenager". I'm sure you can guess where this is leading !!! It wasn't until about 4 months after I joined RHP that someone explained what "water sports" really meant ! I then removed it from my profile. Hugs, Miss Saturn
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RHP User
15 years ago
Oooops, after typing my last post I thought I better double check my profile. Guess what? I STILL have water sports listed !!! The funny thing is ... I still get boring fcukers. And no one has ever tried to wee on me . Maybe I'll leave it on my profile. Doesn't really matter at the moment since I have my profile blocked and I'm taking a "boring fcuker break". It is a good conversation starter but NO I'm not into Golden Showers etc. Cheers, Saturn
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RHP User
15 years ago
Is it really that bad out there ? still alot of guy's who dont put an effort in ! well it can go for girls aswell miss saturn xxx My advice is do what i do ..... pick carefully ! I might talk or send out msg's on here and out there , but im selective !! i hate boring sex , id rather not do it .. A free spirit is the most enjoyable !! ...someone who doesnt judge or take back ...... the pleasure starts way before the sex ... stimulating the mind and arousing the senses ...is a must ...letting yourself go is another .... there are so many things out there todo with the right partner !!! In the end you might not even care if he lies there cos if he has done his job semi right !!! You most likely have cum 10times already ...... I cant believe it ???? These guys arnt muscle bound freaks are they ??? who think there a gift !!! haha ... I love to take girls to new levels , if there not satisfied FFARKKKK !! Id be spewen xxx GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR NEXT CHOICE HUN xxx ;-)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dear Saturn, Well I can definately say "yes we can be lazy bastards" however I like to think that I do have some good ideas when it comes to sex. Yeah sure I have rolled over after my explosion and gone do sleep. I work 6 days a week for 14 hours a day, sometimes I get tired. Sorry!However I have no problem with forplay, infact I prefer giving my wife oral more than getting off myself norher giving me oral. As for other ideas I have they mostly are fantasies as my wife at the moment is happy to be the "Starfish" and I cant blame her with 2 very young kids to look after.So it does go both ways (for me anyway).Hava fantabulous weekend!
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RHP User
15 years ago
There are quiet a few good f*ks out there, but some of them are a tad messed up... and play mind games. There are a few who are worth the hour and a half drive to go and visit...
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RHP User
15 years ago
I thought, on rhp. Looks like it was just one way though, now he has found some other... It sucks when you think you found someone who is the best with you.. someone you can fuck when ever with no strings attached, and it is great... the sex is so good, you wish you could die there and know that you had the best fuck ever... then life takes a turn and they are gone ...
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RHP User
15 years ago
hi havent read all the replys .but i think you have got some off that wrong . wow your a sexy lady why would any want to have boring sex with you>>.. it takes to tango in the sack as they say im back living in vic on and off with work . if its a bit off spice your arfter and a good sences off humor fun guy to be with and give you a pleasing time give us a holler any way gotta go hounddog
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'oh_wowsers' All this said, maybe we (ladies in particular, but not exclusively) need to learn to ask for what we want. After all, if the partner/s you're with don't dig what you dig there's another thing you can say: "NEXT!!" (and it was very nice meeting you/ you all).Xx Carla nothing sexier than a girl who knows what she wants and isnt afraid to ask for it... hmmmm... how we men do love to pleaseLSx
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RHP User
15 years ago
A lot of guys on here just want a root... they can't give you what you want in terms of experimentation and kink etc... sometimes vanilla sex can be a breathe of fresh air... but me and my girlfriend wouldnt make a habit out of it... nor would we prepared to meet up with individuals who we thought were just going to be laying flat on their back for an hour. lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
im not sure about other guys my age but im very experimental.... i find the regular sex to become quiet boring.... and as for you having to do all the work... whats with that.... i mean thats just not fun..... what happened to guys enjoying pleasing there partners... i love nothing more than to do everything and anything i can do to please my partner (who ever that is at the time)its the hottest sexiest thing you can watch.... i think all these lazy men need to pick up there game and actually start making an effort to please there partners....anywho thats my 2cents
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RHP User
15 years ago
The only sex I get these days is through wet dreams.Must be thankful they are so vivid... it makes up for the sad fact that they are not real.
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RHP User
15 years ago
OMG Eunuch - change your profile name now! I mean it is become a self fulfilling prophecy if your post above is anything to go by!!!! Change it to "fucksalot" or something like that! Good luck. xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Thank you for the kind suggestion...Sadly a truer description would be TotallyFucked... but then there are lots a great memories unless dementia takes over.So glad there's such wonderful eye candy on this site, with your cute self being an excellent example, it makes being a voyeur seem so much better. Even old footballers have to slow down sometimes, rather than keep sustaining injuries.Nothing more excruciating than slipping a disc in the midst of the vinegar stokes... when attempting anything more athletic than simple 'vanilla'.
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