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Boring MALE fcukers
January 12 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
Saturn, I have no idea how to respond to that :) But I will. Some times we are infact lazy fuckers, seriously want a shag but can't be bothered doing the work... . . Quoting Miss_Saturn Do I look like a cock-sucking-cowgirl ? . . Sure you do... . . Ok the above aside I think guys are more often than not willing to let their partners dictate terms in sex certainly early on. To me it can take a bit of time before you start to introduce fun stuff...I am sure that you would think it was weird If i wanted to spank you. . . The karma sutra is fun too but doing a sissor type position on the first or second bonk might just put some off. Once you get a feel for some one (so to speak) that is when the adventure starts. . . In short I think they are scared to try the new things...then some are just boring. . . LC
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RHP User
15 years ago
Miss Saturn, Leave the lazy lovers with their dicks in their hands..Come upto 1101 and enjoy the air !! shared fun is the best sex..And for the lazy fcukers ...HAVE A GO..
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RHP User
15 years ago
have had my share of potentials thats all they are after and have decided nope..not happening..they can disappear...think i might have to go to 1101 and join in the fun there . As for the boring ones...ummm guys...we like to have fun in the bedroom to you know...try to be a little more experimental and you never know who might drop into your place...and with what! . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
How i would play would depend a lot on what I know about by partner..I would approach focusliason in an entirly different way to others...Spanking her well that would be close to being vanilla...it would be an entirly different game. . . The word communication springs to mind here. The real issue though is a guy who never takes control of sex. Do women really have to ask for us to use our imaginations...They shouldn't have to but I suspect they do more often than not. . . LC
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RHP User
15 years ago
We hit that with swinging too, allways seem to be taking the lead / entertainment officer. Its refreshing when others lead as well .....straight swaps missionery postition boring. Wife reckons thats why some girls turn bi and or swing!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Check out those cheeky buttshots! Twins ffs! hehe.Well... as I have said time and time again... some people turn out to be truly great lovers for me... and others turn out to be truly great lovers for someone else. Maybe all those dudes you've been shagging lately are really great lovers for someone else... someone.. less adventurous perhaps.HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hope you don't take them back? Ok, so maybe a second time to see if the first was nerves or whatever on their side (but only if the chemistry is there for YOU)! I too find that guys from these Sites aren't that good in the sack (or in the car, or park or where we are doing it at the time)... Hence, why I don't really look on here much anymore... Especially the ones that say..."You will not be disappointed"...I find I AM disappointed 100% of the time with those ones! As soon as you hear those words (too tired, have to be high/drunk)...I would stop and say...ok then...bye! As Stalkys famous saying goes... NEXT!! But would love to hear the side of the guys that do that! Why? xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' Check out those cheeky buttshots! Twins ffs! hehe.Well... as I have said time and time again... some people turn out to be truly great lovers for me... and others turn out to be truly great lovers for someone else. Maybe all those dudes you've been shagging lately are really great lovers for someone else... someone.. less adventurous perhaps.HugsStalky that mine is not as old as his thankyou very much! . as for the lazy lovers - they can keep moving and find that person less adventurous . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Taipan12' Miss Saturn, Leave the lazy lovers with their dicks in their hands..Come upto 1101 and enjoy the air !! shared fun is the best sex..And for the lazy fcukers ...HAVE A GO.. Obviously there have been shenanigans in 1101, judging by the his and hers matching arse shots. l Sometimes laziness is okay. We all get tired, feel like having a break. Sex does nopt always have to be fast and furious with both giving one hundred and fifty percent. It is nice to have someone do all the work...occassionally...while we kick back and just enjoy. It is when the occassiobnally becomes all the time or most of the time that we tend to yell..... NEXT! l We also need to consider if it is the first time together it could be nerves. Sex does get better as we get to know each other. I like to give a bloke a fair go. Try more than once.......usually.....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Matching Pics! xx
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Tart_Du_Jour
15 years ago
I've also noticed that Meeka has a similar picture. Has someone been having fun recently? ;)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Base-moi, did you call gorgeous girl?
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Tart_Du_Jour
15 years ago
It's nice to see you and your lovely behind Meeka. Now who was the lucky person who left the lipstick marks I wonder?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Miss_Saturn' Where have the wild ones gone ? Miss Saturn you sound like a bit of a thrill seeker? The plane in the picture is an original '47 DH Tiger Moth. Now if you don't mind being held in place by a few leather straps, going upside down and hitting the ceiling before coming down again...it might be an interesting way to join the Mile High Club? | After that, you will have to help push the plane out of the hangar and flip the prop before we can take off...and I'm driving, thanks. Pity you don't like the taste of a cohiba...but do you like scotch? | Good whiskey, fine cigars and fast women!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Those undies seem to be getting around...Dang I wonder if thay have a secret hand shake as well...Tipan you lucky devil !!! . . LC
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RHP User
15 years ago
True! to many selfish lovers! mutual pleasure is the only way to go! No time for lazy lovers! & If there like that to start with its all down hill from there! Keep smiling sweetheart! xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Been on one of those bastard planes. I want to hear how you 2 managed sex a mile in one of those things. Mile high at 3 gggs .....go for it! then try skydiving and sex! Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' Quoting 'Miss_Saturn' Where have the wild ones gone ? Miss Saturn you sound like a bit of a thrill seeker? The plane in the picture is an original '47 DH Tiger Moth. Now if you don't mind being held in place by a few leather straps, going upside down and hitting the ceiling before coming down again...it might be an interesting way to join the Mile High Club? | After that, you will have to help push the plane out of the hangar and flip the prop before we can take off...and I'm driving, thanks. Pity you don't like the taste of a cohiba...but do you like scotch? | Good whiskey, fine cigars and fast women!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MRSSWEETIEPIE' I can't just fuck anything that moves y'know! .xx Sweet Reading saturns Post i think she would at the very least like to see some movement... X LC
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Baise_Moi'It's nice to see you and your lovely behind Meeka. Now who was the lucky person who left the lipstick marks I wonder? why taipan did of course. That shade of red really siuts him. hehehehhehehe xxx Meeka
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Tart_Du_Jour
15 years ago
When I met taipan last year at drinks night he was sport a much more natural look. It's good to see he now has the confidence to rock the red :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey Hun Im looking for hot and horny cougar who just loves to fuck and look after horny cubs. I have been with a cougar before and loved every seconds of it (so did she) it was just so hot! < Wow "seconds" of pleasure haha... Hmmm could I possibly pass that up? xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Umm yes too many drinks , a certain request for a laugh ..Before i knew it , i was branded !! and i loved every minute of it !!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well from this angle it certainly looks like you were wearing the lippy. Just not on your lips. Can you guess which side is my signature red?xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Cum kiss my arse! xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
In the words of Mr F. Gump (and his mum): "you never know what you're gonna get". Saturn, it could well be that a lot of fellas are on here to just 'get a root' and satisfy their own needs... or you've just been highly unlucky.You are right though that you deserve to be taken on some sexual adventures while here, or even just properly seen to. Personally I can't understand sticking with 'vanilla sex' every time or only seeking my own pleasure (I'm pleasured when you're getting pleasured).
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Tart_Du_Jour
15 years ago
Would it be OK if I invited myself a long in the process MRSSWEETIEPIE? *whistles to self*
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RHP User
15 years ago
I am sort of new to all of this, but I am glad to know I am not also going crazy. I was thinking I was seeing lots of blue undies, ass cheeks and lip prints! Did I not get that memo? Please tell me it is not the same pair of knickers making the rounds!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Then you branded me??? Cause while I might be flexible I'm not that good... . Baise_Moi - the delicous Taipan is definately cominng out of his skin now...lol..and does try to spice things up a little...red is definately his colour . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
I'm going to jump in the pool and get my feet wet for the first time with someone from this site then a couple that I really like too. lol if all the men are like that maybe I should just stick with the girls or make sure there is another one around to tell him to move his lazy arse or just watch? I think this one will be okay though but who ever knows. TaraXxX
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Tart_Du_Jour
15 years ago
Quoting 'MRSSWEETIEPIE' Quoting 'Baise_Moi'Would it be OK if I invited myself a long in the process MRSSWEETIEPIE? *whistles to self* The more the merrier is say Woo hoo! You are too kind to me Focus, I'm glad he no longer feels the need to be the shy retiring type. Life it too short to be a wallflower Taipan!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'JustTara' I'm going to jump in the pool and get my feet wet for the first time with someone from this site then a couple that I really like too. lol if all the men are like that maybe I should just stick with the girls or make sure there is another one around to tell him to move his lazy arse or just watch? I think this one will be okay though but who ever knows. TaraXxXPlease Tara, don't discount all of us guys on the actions of a few (well, possibly quite a few) lazy fuckers. Some of us might still make it worth your while hahaha
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RHP User
15 years ago
Never boring or retiring in my world..if the walls in 1101 could talk !!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Subscribing to the 'you get as good as you give' theory that I do I have found that the more effort, adventurous thinking and good wicked fun you inject into meetings/hook ups the more both (or more lol) benefit. Have found girls that are 'starfish' as well - a bit like fucking a corpse I imagine. Its amazing though that with a bit of a laugh, no real pressure, and someone taking a bit of control how you can wake the dead !! Tara, if your ever in Sydney and looking at getting your feet ..... or any other stunning part of you wet let me know. Mike x
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RHP User
15 years ago
there is a lot of Arse Kissing going on in here
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RHP User
15 years ago
I have been with one or two men from RHP (numbers are irrelevant) and know that there are some SENSATIONAL FCUKERS ! It is with the men from RHP that I have experienced a range of new and exciting delights and there are several that deserve to go into a Hall of Fame. But... I'm just surprised that the boring ones are even here ! Sure we all have to start somewhere, usually that's with an openess to explore new frontiers and pleasures. Chasing Midnight.... happy to go up and down with you any day but you do talk a bit too much and never follow through on those exciting promises! :) Sweetiepie.... road trip to Melbourne would be a blast ! I can even recommend a few sensational lovers and a few different location where to party. The only challenge I have to face is how to get Mr Vanilla FCUKER out of my head. Hugs, Miss Saturn
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Miss_Saturn' I have been with one or two men from RHP (numbers are irrelevant) and know that there are some SENSATIONAL FCUKERS ! It is with the men from RHP that I have experienced a range of new and exciting delights and there are several that deserve to go into a Hall of Fame. But... I'm just surprised that the boring ones are even here ! Sure we all have to start somewhere, usually that's with an openess to explore new frontiers and pleasures. Chasing Midnight.... happy to go up and down with you any day but you do talk a bit too much and never follow through on those exciting promises! :) Sweetiepie.... road trip to Melbourne would be a blast ! I can even recommend a few sensational lovers and a few different location where to party. The only challenge I have to face is how to get Mr Vanilla FCUKER out of my head. Hugs, Miss Saturn Miss Saturn you're hotter than Venus-loving, beautiful and fertile! These mortal men should come to honour you-demonstrating their gratitude in their efforts "to try and please" rather than just their tiresome efforts "to bore and sleaze." As always I love your work x NymphetamineDrm DIRTY TALK I am no angelI like it when you do that stuff to meI am no angelI like it when you talk, dirty when you talkKitten Heels, Lingerie, Pantyhose, Foreplay, Legs up, on the bar, In the back of your car, Latex, champagne, Bubble bath, whipped cream, Cherry pop tactic, Can you make me screamI wanna do some dirty things to you tonight, I wanna fight, all through the night, night... I am no angelI like it when you do that stuff to meI am no angelI like it when you talk, dirty when you talkBlindfold, feather bed, Tickle me, slippery, G spot, nasty pose, In a video, Love machine, by myself, Climax, hot waxS&M on the floor, I like it hardcoreI wanna do some dirty things to you tonight, I wanna fight, all through the night, night... I am no angelI like it when you do that stuff to meI am no angelI like it when you talk, dirty when you talkI am no angelI like it when you do that stuff to meI am no angelI like it when you talk, dirty when you talkCan you go down, Are you up for it, babyCan you turn me out, are you up for itTalk to me... talk to me... Talk dirty to me... talk dirty to meTalk to me... talk to me... Talk dirty to me... talk dirty to meI am no angelI like it when you do that stuff to meI am no angelI like it when you talk, dirty when you talkI am no angelI like it when you do that stuff to meI am no angelI like it when you talk, dirty when you talk
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RHP User
15 years ago
It may just come down to perception. so many think that just any sex is good sex. maybe for them it is!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Taipan12'Never boring or retiring in my world..if the walls in 1101 could talk !! That they would be blackmailing you to keep their mouths shut... . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Baise_Moi' Focus, I'm glad he no longer feels the need to be the shy retiring type. Life it too short to be a wallflower Taipan! Taipan shy and retiring? When? RFLMAO
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'JustTara' I'm going to jump in the pool and get my feet wet for the first time with someone from this site...or make sure there is another one around to tell him to move his lazy arse or just watch? No pool...but I do have a rather large spa on the deck out behind my house, and quite sure both the catering and attention given would be first class. Of course I would not object at all if you wanted to bring a friend... | ...the spa can accomodate up to 4 very active consenting adults!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Miss_Saturn' Chasing Midnight.... happy to go up and down with you any day but you do talk a bit too much and never follow through on those exciting promises! :) I talk too much...sure, but only when you let me get a word in edgewise or sideways but happy to try either. So then, since we have never had a confirmed "yes"....I will file the flight plan and make sure there is at least one parachute available. If we ditch at about 10,000....one 'chute shared could be interesting. | Better check your private health cover.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' Quoting 'Baise_Moi' Focus, I'm glad he no longer feels the need to be the shy retiring type. Life it too short to be a wallflower Taipan! Taipan shy and retiring? When? RFLMAO You should know better than that - we all know he is just a quiet village boy... . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
I am surprised that no one has said then it is up to you to teach them. However, my experience is, they either have it or they dont. No matter how much you say, do this, or I like that OR say that to them. To find out what they like/love to flick their switch, they will just participate to the level they feel they need to or have to. To be with a woman, that doesn't get into it, feels almost like rape. Now other guys, I am interested in your thoughts on that one. Oh to be with a woman that is into sex is just the bees knees. It is to die and go to heaven for! and back again.
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RHP User
15 years ago
maybe your not just looking in the right places... iv done shit that makes the dirtyest porno youv ever seen look like sesamie street....
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RHP User
15 years ago
next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
You're forgetting about Gonzo! Hey... that gives me an idea for Hellfire!HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
I didn't actually write this post with the aim of getting a range of propositions as I certainly can find some great sex if I want it. I'm certainly not shy when it comes to stating what I like (and dislike) and suggesting what we could try next. I love being creative but not many guys really want to explore my entire "tool box" of goodies ! Amazing how many shy away when I mention my handcuffs and whip, lube and various vibrators. Interestingly one of the biggest turn ons I experienced with a certain regular boring fcuker was a spontaneous food fight during dinner. We had just spent over an hour cooking and just started eating when someone flicked some food at the other person then it was all on ! I would have jumped into bed there and then or better still just gone for it on the dinner table or kitchen bench BUT Mr Vanilla said it was too sticky and messy and he firstly wanted a shower (alone) ! He then insisted we clean up the entire kitchen which took over an hour (it was my place). By the end of that the moment had well and truly gone and the night ended in one more bed session of very vanilla sex. Is that an example of boring or just very very stupid ? Hugs Miss Saturn
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RHP User
15 years ago
So... you mean he didn't sprinkle you with uncle tobey's honey coated weatbix and soy milk? What kind of WAM freak is he? Where do you find these guys? Would you like to bring him around to my place and offer to have sex with him in My kitchen? I promise not to watch. :pHugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well, I for one want to get to know my partner(s) - I mean much as I'd like to go all experimental the first time with my partner(s) in crime, the problem may be she/they will think I am Dr. Frankenstein while I think I am playing with the junior chemistry set !!I keep my eyes and ears (and almost everything else) wide open so I can see what my partner likes and how much I can push boundaries (mine and hers) - all of it consensual of course. I find that communication is as important during as before and after... , and you have to watch the non-verbal as well as the verbal. 'Of course if the girl/couple/group is way ahead of me experimentally then I either choose to keep up or get out pronto and gracefully...no starfish postions unless fucked to within an inch of your life....
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Tart_Du_Jour
15 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason' Quoting 'fionabee' Quoting 'Baise_Moi' Focus, I'm glad he no longer feels the need to be the shy retiring type. Life it too short to be a wallflower Taipan! Taipan shy and retiring? When? RFLMAO You should know better than that - we all know he is just a quiet village boy... . Kisses Focus It sounds like the poor boy was taken advantage of by a couple of wenches. I am not sure how someone so innocent could handle such a thing
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hm, gee Miss Saturn, sounds like you've met my ex Lush x
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hm, gee Miss Saturn, sounds like you've met my ex Lush x
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Miss_Saturn' I love being creative but not many guys really want to explore my entire "tool box" of goodies ! Amazing how many shy away when I mention my handcuffs and whip, lube and various vibrators. Okay my apologies, I did not mean to make such a gratuitous offer when you are obviously quite capable...but maybe just a little light in the tool box? That must just be the lightweight traveller model...right? | To show that it's a sincere apology...I will email a link to a shop online where they include a luggage case on wheels with a retractable handle with every order. I bought the leather bound edition...just seemed to be the right look and have had my initials engraved on the handle. | Miss S...you will get a 10% discount too if you don't mention my name. They are now charging me more...they think I am running a profit scam on eBay as an unlicensed Hitachi dealer.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Baise_Moi'Taipan needs a cuddle... It sounds like the poor boy was taken advantage of by a couple of wenches. I am not sure how someone so innocent could handle such a thing Taipan certainly needs something. And he will be getting it shortly.................. Question is - knowing the two ladies in question will he let us tie him up and blind fold him??? xx Meeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
Geez fellas... put in some effort... even if nobody else is gonna know except you and her. I'd feel embarrassed if I thought a girl didn't think I put in any effort... sure, its not always going to get results but like Ernie Dingo says... "you'll never never know if you never never go". And its just no fun if things are all one-sided :-)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Answer --- YES..
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XtremGuy
15 years ago
Im sick of finding lazy ones also... :-( I could so visit Braeside park right now ;-)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yes you keeping telling me YES - but WHEN????? And do you really trust us that much knowing all that you know? . . W
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RHP User
15 years ago
Some would call you a VERY brave man.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Miss Saturn, from reading old posts, and excuse me if I am wrong. The person you are referring is the man you have been in a relationship? My question to you is why did you remain with this person as it seems you were unsatisfied? Many will argue that it is not just about sex. But a couple of your posts indicate it was more than that. Don't take this the wrong way, it is not personal as I think we are all guilty of being in that situation at some point in our lives. To me if the sex isn't great from the get go (first couple of weeks and months) then it wont improve and I defy anyone on here to dispute that. (unless there was a physical reason initially) Cheers
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' You're forgetting about Gonzo! Hey... that gives me an idea for Hellfire!HugsStalkyLOL id tell you but im not sure its info i want devulged in this forum its a little dirtyQuoting 'Miss_Saturn' I didn't actually write this post with the aim of gmetting a range of propositions as I certainly can find some great sex if I want it. I'm certainly not shy when it comes to stating what I like (and dislike) and suggesting what we could try next. I love being creative but not many guys really want to explore my entire "tool box" of goodies ! Amazing how many shy away when I mention my handcuffs and whip, lube and various vibrators. Interestingly one of the biggest turn ons I experienced with a certain regular boring fcuker was a spontaneous food fight during dinner. We had just spent over an hour cooking and just started eating when someone flicked some food at the other person then it was all on ! I would have jumped into bed there and then or better still just gone for it on the dinner table or kitchen bench BUT Mr Vanilla said it was too sticky and messy and he firstly wanted a shower (alone) ! He then insisted we clean up the entire kitchen which took over an hour (it was my place). By the end of that the moment had well and truly gone and the night ended in one more bed session of very vanilla sex. Is that an example of boring or just very very stupid ? Hugs Miss Saturn maybe and just puttin it out there some of the stuff normal men are into and just meeting off this site is enough to make them feel "spontanious" ... after spending last year on adult friend finder and fling i sort of feel that that everyone whose got normal tendencies think hooking up off a site is enough of a rush... if i actually filled out my fetish field truthfully everyone i messaged wouldnt contact mw back... but yeh i know the feeling of expecting hours of dirty filthy sometimes painful and disgusting sex and only getting a mediocre hand job without blowing... so i sort of agree but maybe theres less men out there who arent into pushing it a little bit .. as for me ill fcken push myself over the edge and then some... but hey i guess some people arent into sex as much as their profiles make it out to be
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Tart_Du_Jour
15 years ago
I think I might need a shipping container at the rate I'm going at the moment. It's a bit disappointing that some people are put off by your collection Miss Saturn as these things are fun both alone and in mixed company. So far no one has had any issues but here's hoping it stays that way in the future. If it did I guess maybe it's a good indication maybe I'm not compatible with the other person.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Absolutely agree ...a lot of males are so used to just..wham bam.........without the thanks ma'am.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Miss_Saturn' I didn't actually write this post with the aim of getting a range of propositions as I certainly can find some great sex if I want it. I'm certainly not shy when it comes to stating what I like (and dislike) and suggesting what we could try next. I love being creative but not many guys really want to explore my entire "tool box" of goodies ! Amazing how many shy away when I mention my handcuffs and whip, lube and various vibrators. Interestingly one of the biggest turn ons I experienced with a certain regular boring fcuker was a spontaneous food fight during dinner. We had just spent over an hour cooking and just started eating when someone flicked some food at the other person then it was all on ! I would have jumped into bed there and then or better still just gone for it on the dinner table or kitchen bench BUT Mr Vanilla said it was too sticky and messy and he firstly wanted a shower (alone) ! He then insisted we clean up the entire kitchen which took over an hour (it was my place). By the end of that the moment had well and truly gone and the night ended in one more bed session of very vanilla sex. Is that an example of boring or just very very stupid ? Hugs Miss Saturn Who would've thought sex with someone who is scared of some food on them and thinks cleaning your kitchen is foreplay wouldn't be earth-shattering. At least he didn't chase you down the street with a cross-bow. Small blessings.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Taipan12'Answer --- YES.. Not such a quite village boy at all. Closer in nature to one of the village people me thinks.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Now you can never take the village out of the people ! Not a Macho Man as he drinks Milkshakes..Dosnt' live in the YMCA and was not In The Navy..Has been booked by a Ploliceman, and knows some construction workers, has never met a real Indian but likes a curry ..
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yes it is a shame that there are those both male and female who have not connected with thier inner self. In essence it is about how they have been programmed through life, I have met so many who have not been able to connect to thier sexual energy, and have percieved or been programmed into thinking that if they are physical in there encounters that only then can they connect to that place and achieve the connection that they hear so much about, but never experience. There are so many techniques out there to help in bringing forth the sexual energy connection (kama sutra, tantric exercises), based on the physical approach, but if you are a visual/mental person, these techniques can struggle in connecting you to that inner sanctum, as your make up may require more of a mental connection, rather than a physical connection. It is based on what barriers you have placed, are they physical barriers or mental barriers. An experienced lover will know how to unlock them by understanding the responses to specific techniques, some will like it hard and rough, some will like it by applications in specific areas, and some will be very connected through the use of words. As to what people need, it is all based around how you are mentally and physically programmed, it is sad to see so many who have not found that connection ecspecailly when they are in an older age group, hence we are on this site to find that connection we thirst for. It is a life journey, we will find some ups and downs, but how else will we find the connection, and help others to connect. Enjoy the journey, it can but help us grow................
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RHP User
15 years ago
yes sometimes lazy and sometimes not, often a woman can influence this (at least for me) go outdoor, it is difficult to be lazy outdoor... and its more fun as well
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RHP User
15 years ago
"Obviously" it's all my fault for trying to turn a Poodle into a Dingo, even though I thought the Poodle looked and acted like a Dingo in the first place ! Okay... all this rain is affecting my thought processing. I am a persistant little Miss. I rarely give up or give in. It makes for very long and energetic love making sessions with multiple orgasms BUT it's frustrating as hell when I'm just not reaching that peak. It really sux sometimes being a perfectionist. Stalky.... sex on your kitchen floor with you watching has a rather exciting appeal. But I insist you shout instructions and occasionally throw some food to spice up the session... I'd hate you to fall asleep while watching ! JG.... you are observant and correct... I could have been attacked by the crossbow. I've never experienced or desired to link sex with near-death experiences so I do count my blessings that Mr Vanilla didn't turn boring into criminal. Aniceone71.... you are probably correct however I believe anyone can change if they WANT to ! Life is too short not to just 'go for it' and see where it takes you. I could never do chin ups or one arm push ups... I can do both now... simply because I chose to keep trying until I gained the strength and technique to get it right. I suggest we all try something different this weekend.... anything you've never done.... push past that mental fear. What's there to lose ? xx Miss Saturn
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MRSSWEETIEPIE' Well Ms S you could always try pushing him up against a wall, putting one hand around his throat and the other around hi cock and balls and purrring (with just a little heat in your voice).............. "fuck me like you mean it."It could also cause him to wonder what the hell you're talking about. e.g. "Oh. I see. Well what the fuck do you think I've been doing before?" Of course, that thought might quickly subside as he raises your arms above your head, licks your armpits and then pins you to the wall from behind. None the less.... You shouldn't make confusing statements by being so frank! :p Men are not used to straight shooting women ~ it catches us off guard!HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Miss S - you got that right. I am going to try something different this weekend. Why not I say Sweet - Now all I have to do is find someone to push me up against the wall. Gentle on the adams and the dangly bits please and I promise not to run! Cheers
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yes Stalky you are correct.... straight shooting can backfire. Most boring fcukers don't realise they are boring ! I bought a cucumber the other week and suggested to Mr Vanilla that we could use it during "play time". "That's disgusting" was his response ! I then explained how a cucumber with a condom over it feels like a really hard cock, just longer (and possibly thicker). It's seems a lot more practical than a dildo. At least with a cucumber afterwards I have something to munch on and cucumber and yoghurt make great tzatziki ! I am, afterall, a very practical Miss. xx Saturn
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RHP User
15 years ago
haha this is quite an interesting topic as I recall there was one time when I had a guy over and he was so boring that I asked him to leave half way through sex, there was basically no conversation to the lead up and he was just so BORING in bed I was doing all the work and he had a decent cock just did not know how to use it !grrrrrrrrrrrr ;p
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RHP User
15 years ago
Perhaps talk to men about what they like in the bedroom before jumping into bed with them. That's what I do. If they seem vanilla, I leave them be. The ones who put little effort into their messages always seem to be the ones who are simply looking for a root and that's it. The ones who make a bit of effort and sound intelligent are often more genuine and adventurous in the bedroom.Also if you are into BDSM or anything like that try fetlife, it is free and almost everyone is very kinky.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MRSSWEETIEPIE' The armpit lick will only result in lots of spitting and funny faces as he gets a mouth full of dehoderant poor bugger. Yes. Well. I've heard that the aluminium in deoderant, if consumed, could be a cause for the early onset of dementure. Now... how can I help you young lady? Do I know you?Hguswhat'smyname.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Maybe not a member of the village people..........but you obviously have taken to wearing LIPSTICK....???????? Please explain ???? Those kisses weren't there last time i looked at your.....um...the photos are still locked up safely aren't they ??
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RHP User
15 years ago
Personally I like it when the woman dominates sexually as then I know what she wants to do and how far to take it. Being adventurous is what make it fun, I know I like pushing boundaries.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'aniceone71' Oh to be with a woman that is into sex is just the bees knees. It is to die and go to heaven for! and back again. You don't find too many of them??? xx Meeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'aniceone71' Oh to be with a woman that is into sex is just the bees knees. It is to die and go to heaven for! and back again. You don't find too many of them??? xx Meeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
a woman after my heart, but should we stop at just twice? Man there would be more than 2 kisses on your bot bot. I dont complain about what action that I get. If you have read my posts, have never complained. Dont shoot me down, but I just want to find the bees knees woman. Cheers
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Miss_Saturn' But... I'm just surprised that the boring ones are even here ! Sure we all have to start somewhere, usually that's with an openess to explore new frontiers and pleasures. What are we saying that only adventurous people join RHP ? Cause I think there may be a lot of boys out there who are just interested in getting laid - not in exploring their sexual side or experimenting with new things Or I am wrong in the assumption? xx Meeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
oh, what a nice way to gooooooooooooooooo cheers
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'missbowpeek'Maybe not a member of the village people..........but you obviously have taken to wearing LIPSTICK....???????? Please explain ???? Those kisses weren't there last time i looked at your.....um...the photos are still locked up safely aren't they ?? The vault is safe and secure...only a few have the keys...lol . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
that I dont have what others have. Instant POSTS makes it so much more interesting!!! cheers
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'aniceone71' a woman after my heart, but should we stop at just twice? Man there would be more than 2 kisses on your bot bot. I dont complain about what action that I get. If you have read my posts, have never complained. Dont shoot me down, but I just want to find the bees knees woman. Cheers No shooting down here aniceone71, just wondering as there seem to lots of posts lately about women not beening adventurous in the bedroom. So was curious? Do you find lots of women that are "into sex" in the real world? xxx Kisses on your arse! Meeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
I reserve my lai I love women that love it to bees knees and do my ground work One nighters is not my style, prefer the quality (and if u read women ask) you will know what I mean. Not for the faint hearted. Shortness of breathe. I think so much better. In fact, cant get my breathe back. Or hers for that matter. What is the saying quality over quantity any time. Shoot me down! Cheers
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RHP User
15 years ago
arse or yours. But if it yours, then you will have more red lips on yours. You win cheers
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well...........im sick off making the first move! then making all the other moves!!!!!!!!! theres only so many moves a guy can do over and over, then it becomes boring for us! dont get me wrong, we all love sex and the more the better i reccon! but if ya try all these different things and she just lays there and expects everything to happen with zero effort from her... then its not going to happen! A women climbing into bed with ya, saying i shaved tonight, and just lays inbed waiting.... will not do it for us guys! I love a women that climb's into bed and turns me on! ill do the work during the day (meaning ill get her wet and horny) have sex in the unuseral places, like the front yard, back yard, beer garden etc. or teeze all day so "sex is on for young and old!"
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RHP User
15 years ago
i just wonder where it has been AND can it touch his nose? cheers PS. Not for one minute do I want to test the theory
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RHP User
15 years ago
If you're ordering chocolate and getting vanilla. Order strawberry and perhaps you'll get mint choc chip. Keep discarding the vanilla as it will never really satisfy you. I apologise for all my lazy, uneventful counterpart men you have encountered. They give us a bad name and should be sent to the north pole to work for Santa.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MRSSWEETIEPIE' Well Ms S you could always try pushing him up against a wall, putting one hand around his throat and the other around hi cock and balls and purrring (with just a little heat in your voice).............. "fuck me like you mean it."hmmmm, if Mrs Ruf did this, all she would get would be a smirk, before i picked her up and tied her to the kitchen table, and going "Gourmet" on her- Cucumbers ARE awesome, as are a lot of other items in the fridge, cold bottle of Corona on hand to quench the thirst and cool the fires (Drinking Corona from the flower cup is a personal fav)Then of course you have the kitchen draws - Chopsticks and lacky bands, and for the truly kinky-........................ Egg-beater anyone?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'aniceone71' i just wonder where it has been AND can it touch his nose? cheers PS. Not for one minute do I want to test the theory lolz. Sure can. Lots of people can do that. But when I was a bit younger.. I mean before arthritis set in.. (not to mention this extra 10kg I'm carrying) . I could touch my nose with my dick. Just saying.HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
sometimes a guy just wants to be treated..... let the girl do all the work.... sometimes :-)I dare say there is one reason you find boring guys:they are only interested in their own satisfactionit's a two-way street.... takes two to tango.... and all that jazz ;-)if guy is actually interested in the girls satisfaction then you won't be boring, no matter what crazy standards she may have.sure you might not be as wild as she desires, it doesn't matter, you can still be satisfying and far from boring....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Music has always been a huge part of my life...sometimes going back and listening to some of the "oldies but goodies" can be a bit of a wake up call. Maybe that's a part of 2011 will be about...changing my expectations to change the outcomes so that if I get what I ask for I won't be disappointed. Funny how that works and a bit like that very old joke... | "Doctor, it hurts when I do this". | "Well then, don't do that".| No newsflash here, but if I am looking for Barbie or you are looking for Ken...after 60 odd years it should be no surprise that neither one of them have genitals. No matter what you do, short of throwing them in an open fire...they are just going to lay there, not move and only go into a very boring meltdown when exposed to heat. Well then...don't do that, think maybe I get it. | Crunching a couple of lines out of this song..."It just might be a lunatic you're looking for...and we all enjoyed the weekend for a change". Fair call, so try anything twice... | ...and more if I like it. Time to rock & roll.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Miss Saturn Some people are just more open to new things than others. It's just like food - some people will be happy with bangers and mash, others will try all sorts of exotic food - it all depends on one's appetite at the time and how it is presented. Some people won't touch sushi for example, but those who have tried it usually love it! But your point is taken regular vanilla is good but sprinkles and toppings makes it sensational!!! There are some people you just click with better with certain things. Maybe you want Mr flavoured shake rather than Mr Vanilla from time to time ;-)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'lotsa_playing'Miss Saturn Some people are just more open to new things than others. It's just like food - some people will be happy with bangers and mash, others will try all sorts of exotic food - it all depends on one's appetite at the time and how it is presented. Some people won't touch sushi for example, but those who have tried it usually love it! But your point is taken regular vanilla is good but sprinkles and toppings makes it sensational!!! There are some people you just click with better with certain things. Maybe you want Mr flavoured shake rather than Mr Vanilla from time to time ;-) I can agree to the point that if a bloke either hasn't been asked or been in the situation that is maybe being presented to them at the time for example, there's blokes out there who will not go near an arsehole with their cock unless someone chops it off, because it makes them feel gay or some shit, if there's a pussy down below you're not fucking gay, i personally love doing a bit of anal play with a nice sexy woman, whether it be just with fingers, tongue or put my cock right in there, sensually ofcourse, but it does like your saying "lotsa_playing" come down to appetite.....I agree completely on that part Like myself i won't have a female go anywhere near my arse, but i LOVE going near theres, which some would say isn't very fair, where other blokes like that kind of thing and they don't have a "gay or bi" streak in them, but like i said i will do anal play with a female if she is into that sort of thing, and i think from my experiences atleast that there are alot of women who feel the same way..... It all comes down to what you're into, but i must say atleast this.....IF YOU HAVEN'T TRIED IT YOU CAN'T REALLY KNOCK IT, as i have heard ALOT of say for certain aspects in sexual encounters.....FUCK THAT I AIN'T INTO THAT SHIT..... PLAYFULGUY.....
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RHP User
15 years ago
And can i just say to YOU miss_saturn, you have got one of THE MOST AMAZING ARSES I HAVE EVER SEEN, and no offense for a woman your age.....SUPER SEXY!!!!! I think i might call you SUPER SEXY SATURN from now on.....KIDDING Sort of.....HEHEHEHE PLAYFULGUY.....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey Playful... I'll take that compliment and any more... thanks ! Having one of those rather glum days and seem to be pissing off everyone I come into contact with so if my arse gets the compliment I'll take it ! Sometimes I believe we all need to just shut up and pull down our pants ! And for the AGE comment ? Well I bet if you didn't know my age you wouldn't guess me or my arse is over 40 ! I prefer to judge on attractiveness, energy, attitude and skill rather than age. Cheers, SS Saturn !
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hi Lotsa, I like as much variety with my food as I do with sex. I'm definitely not a "it's Monday, it's bangers and mash night" kind of woman ! I hate cook books but I don't mind occasionally watching a cooking show on T.V. It's a bit like sex.... I'd rather be creative, use my imagination and see how it all comes together than follow a tried and true recipe. As for watching.... I find sometimes that can add that extra "ingredient" I'd never thought about. You know like the sprinkle of Italian Basil on top of the dish. Masterchef for sex anyone ? xx Miss Saturn
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RHP User
15 years ago
Saturn when i first saw your arse i thought WOW, honestly, and then i noticed your age and i thought WTF how is that possible, like really i thought this woman must be doing 1000 butt crunches a day, and maybe you do babe..... Because your arse is just so SUPER SEXY CRAZY COOL BABY.....And i hope this isn't to forward, but if there's ever a time you think you might want to be "PLAYFUL".....You know where to find me.....Honestly i could kiss your arse for, lets just say quite a while shall we..... PLAYFULGUY.....
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