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Ask Auntie..............
May 31 2015
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
Less tequila may equal singular posts.......
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Nexomian' You and her will have to find a quiet bar together. She has cracked the shits about the IP situation ... give up my IP for an invite to those drinks
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RHP User
9 years ago
But it won't be in the recovery room it seems.. unless you give your IP up to me, but then you couldn't attend of course :-(
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
That would be fine. She'll understand, huney.....?.....
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' That would be fine. She'll understand, huney.....?..... You know me better than that ;) If I go down, I'm taking you with me
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boobsandbusted
8 years ago
oh wow that couch looks nice , ok here's my thing ,i'm troubled about my pic on the forum ,it gets many nice compliments from the ladies ,which makes me feel 10 ft tall and embarrassed at the same time ,and the views from guys has gone through the roof ,wtf ,go figure , well what ever , if they wanna look good for them i'm not on that side of the see saw ,what should i do ,i love the attention but then again i don't and don't have the time to respond or communicate to those it attracts ,so is it false advertising and time wasting for others .for me it's just having a pic i look at and think whoaaa is that me , thanks auntie. be gentle , - Posted from rhpmobile
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bonefide
8 years ago
Mr B stay laying down on couch until Auntie gives u a full debrief ??? 😅😅😅😅
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boobsandbusted
8 years ago
i got bored waiting and holy bejesus some of the kinky assed stuff i found whilst looking in her desk drawers ,not sure if i want hang around any longer😳😳😳😳😳 - Posted from rhpmobile
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EarthQueen
8 years ago
Annie please settle a family arguement . Is it pronounced Master-bation or Masta-bation. I say the latter but the younglings say the former. Please help prove me right. - Posted from rhpmobile
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bonefide
8 years ago
Mr B for that misdemeanor I'm sure your gunna get one of the tongue lashings, people have been talking about in the waiting room. U can run but u can't hide. 😅👍
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RHP User
8 years ago
Same!!! I blame American porn... My 17yo and I argue about it all the time, but I always end it with "I've been doing it for longer than you" Funnily, he doesn't want to argue after that...
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RHP User
8 years ago
Ask your kids to repeat this phrase as fast as possible... "Many Mastodons Masticated Masterfully...while Masturbating Mahouts Made Melodious Madrigals Mediocre.."
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
My waiting room is full and Mr B is naked on my couch...... What has happened? No one's been here for months and now this..... Is it the volcano in Bali? Stay calm. A bit of luck, the schoolies won't be able to getback. Take a number. I need to get out of this dressing gown and into my white coat.....
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
White coat is on, big gurl undies are on, ready to go.Now some order here.Betty is right, she's just a groupie hangin out.Kool is good, happy to be playing with himself there, hoping for some attention from Betty.Not sure what Bona fide is doing, maybe practising some MC skills.....So we have Mr B in my main consultation room. He seems to be happy playing with my Arse plugs there.]Maybe I'll get you EarthQueen in my spare room and I'll do you ...err see you first
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Nice to have you in here for your first session.You get a complimentary glass of champers for that, hoping that Betty hasn't drunk it all out the back. Let me see.... Yes she missed a couple of bottles Lets do masturbation shall we...just talk about it I mean.You are correct, it is Masta-bation. I'm quite good on the subject. Years of study.....The reason for the conflicting pronunciation comes fromn the late 50's, early 60's when they made the Alfred Hitchcock movie Psycho.You see, there was a tongue in cheek joke about Norman Bates being as he was called on set, Master Bates. It sort of stuck in the American culture from that point and hence we have the hangover from all that 60 years on with the 2 takes on it.Probably not the place now to go into the mummy issues poor old Master Bates had in that movie....Speaking of which EarthQueen, are you a mummy. You would make a yummy mummy, a mother that I'd like..errAll this talk about masturbation is getting things quite stirred up, specially with the thought of Mr B in the next room with no clothes onWell EarthQueen please be sure to cum back and see me again soon. Maybe we can delve into the rest of the masturbation subject with a bit of hands on therapy. .......No trust me I'm a doctorGood luck xxx
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EarthQueen
8 years ago
Blame Mr B for the sudden influx. Sorry for butting in Mr B and jumping the Q but being right in front of teenagers is a matter of family honour. The thought of Mr B naked in the next room is rather overwhelming though. (Fans herself). I can hang around and assist with his physical examination if necessary? I have firm hands. Annie I shall take great delight presenting your information around the dinner table tonight. I won't be able to reveal my sources but the look on their faces when I hit them with my extended monologue will be undoubtedly priceless combined with making them say Kools tongue twister 17 times without stopping. Thanks for your time and of course I would much prefer a hands on session on the couch but such is the tyranny of distance. Always a pleasure xx
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bonefide
8 years ago
I've been doing it for longer than you" Betty that's not fair LMAO ,but still not fair
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boobsandbusted
8 years ago
i heard auntie leave the room next door ,while waiting i read the compliments from earth queen , looked at her profile can't see her face ,boooo, but what the fuck, all those compliments. ,that body ,i've got a raging hard on ,i need to bend her over give her what she wants and needs from me ,get rid of this erection before auntie comes back and catches me with it,lord knows i'm in trouble anyway 😳 - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
What on earth are you doing? Goodness, what a very hard cock you have!!! And no clothes, on my couch with your legs agape..... What's with the awkward expression? What have you been doing with my butt plug collection..... there seems to be one missing...... The King Kong Dongara plug. Well that would explain your expression then. It's big enough to simulate child birth and you have it nicely seated. Wish Mrs B was here to see. What? It's stuck? We may need EarthQueen to lend a hand here. She can get the clean towels and boil some water. No.... For a cup of tea. Is this a bad time to talk about why your here? You feel a bit awks about guys viewing your pic. Wondering if it's because you look a little like the mercury man from the Terminator? Hold your cock out of the way whilst we attach the rope to the plug. You should take all the views as a compliment, guys and girls. Admiring the results of your hard work in the gym. And besides, we know people evolve in Pie land. Take most women for example. They come in here straight and get all bent and end up bi. Same with some guys. Experiment and ride both sides of the see saw. Careful whilst we tie the rope to my 4wd through the window. So have fun with it all Mr B. It doubles your opportunities when you stand in the middle of the see saw. Nice six pack..... OK EarthQueen, let it rip.......
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boobsandbusted
8 years ago
that was remarkably painless ,thanks auntie ,i will leave it up and think of it as a compliment from both sides ,and continue to tell silly messenger boys to fuck off ,when i don't give the reply they want ,lol you seem to have more clients sniffing around and want to bang earthqueen till she feels like she has been to mars and back ,and her ass is as sore as mine is now , till next time ,,xx mr b - Posted from rhpmobile
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EarthQueen
8 years ago
Can’t even ....stop it ! 🤣 I just had surgery and you are making me hurt from laughing. I’m still under doctors instructions(and he was a hottie too, don’t even get me started on the anaesthetist )sadly I can’t deal with Mr B in my condition so you’ll have to call in Mrs B for reinforcements. Or go solo. Unless someone else puts their hand up....it sounds like he’s ready for it? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Sorry to veer of the subject of sore asses and butt plugs (chuckle) but I have a question for you... Which is more important in life and which should we aspire to fill our lives with in abundance.... and why? A) Sex.... B) Love.... C) Money....
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Quoting 'Graceful1' Sorry to veer of the subject of sore asses and butt plugs (chuckle) but I have a question for you... Which is more important in life and which should we aspire to fill our lives with in abundance.... and why? A) Sex.... B) Love.... C) Money.... Hello there. Another new client. Come right in and lay on the couch.Fresh sheet, the last one had a terrible end....And cheers with a champers. Ok, love your question. A serious one that got me thinking about it all.Certainly there is no right answer that will suit us all and definitely won't as we go through the phases of our lifetime that will affect what we require to become fulfilled and satisfied. And even in a short period of time, our needs swing about faster than a teenagers hormones. Love.We have so little control over it. We can try and avoid it or we can go searching for it. Usually the harder we try to find it, it evades and when we try and avoid, we find ourselves knee deep in love. Of course love goes hand in hand with sex but doesn't necessarily mean good sex.Love can also defer the 3rd category, moneySexSex can make us money, at least for females and a select few males. And sex can lay the foundation of opportunities for love. But for most mere mortals, sex is just something to give us endorphins and make us feel good and perhaps feel loved and valued. Sadly, it can give us false love and hurt us to our core, devalue us and make us feel like shit.MoneyMoney is something out of the 3 that most of us can have some control on getting. The amount is a variable. With money we can get as much sex as we want. It can also get us a type of love if the person that is offering has a requirement for some of our money. The need or greed for money can consume us and is possibly the most dangerous of the 3. Wouldn't it be a perfect life if we had all three? We can dream. We usually score 1 of 3. If we are lucky, 2. But our needs change as l said and basically we have little control of our lives to grab all three at the same time.What is required the most is none of the sum of the 3. We can live without Love, sex and abundance of money but of these 3 we need some money to survive in this modern world. So the secret to a happy life is purpose achievement and fulfilment. What percentage of love, sex and money has on the other 3 is entirely theoretical and very different to each human. The drive to achieve love sex and money will inevitably destroy us. Focus on your purpose achievement and fulfilment and you will be a better person. A better person enjoying life. Enjoy life, the rest will come.Well Graceful, probably rambled on without really answering. It makes sense to me this week, maybe not next week.But thats life. Just don't try too hard. Xxxx
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RHP User
8 years ago
Dear Auntie... I found your answer to be insightful, inspiring and actually quite brilliant. You nailed it. My answer, before reading your reply would have been love, because money and sex will come and go in ones life, so will love to a certain extent but for those of us lucky enough to find the real thing, it can last a lifetime. Now however, you have certainly given this woman something more to think about and I thank you for that. Thank you also for the courtesy of the clean sheet and the champagne. How did you know that Brown Brothers Zibibbo was my favourite? lol Same time next week suit you? xxxx
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RHP User
8 years ago
A famous yacht designer once said “speed, comfort, economy, you can have any two” I’m seeing a similarity here.
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bonefide
8 years ago
Delivery for a young Doc Auntie, new felt lined white lace jacket. Please sign on the ..... 👇
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RHP User
8 years ago
I asked about a deleted post @ Touch that suggested you were Koko. Is that who you are saying is my side Kick? And are you saying you are Koko now?
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RHP User
8 years ago
Sorry Annie, wrong thread, new phone boo-boo. While I am here, I am going slightly crazy with too much on my mind... My faith in mankind is being sorely tested and this is usually my favourite time of the year. I'm a bit pissed off about that. Do you have any advice for me?... 🍑y
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Be with you shortly Peachy. Need to christen my new lace jacket someone sent me. You may have to help. It's a strange one. When you lace it up, it seems my arms are unable to move and they are across my body front. Strange how it laces up like a corset as well...........
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Quoting 'PeachyPearL' Sorry Annie, wrong thread, new phone boo-boo. While I am here, I am going slightly crazy with too much on my mind... My faith in mankind is being sorely tested and this is usually my favourite time of the year. I'm a bit pissed off about that. Do you have any advice for me?... 🍑y Sorry for the wait.No appointment see....So you think your slightly crazy?Maybe l have a jacket you could use?The reason is obvious. It's full moon time of month.As has been pointed out, it a super moon so it's effect is the strongest. It's well documented it does have adverse effect on many people who are sensitive to the gravitational flux. Not much you can apart from seeking solitude indoors away from other nutters. You can try a helmet that you can make at home from tin foil. Several layers carefully moulded to your head shape, a thin layer of glue between and allow to harden. This helps prevent the flux from causing brain surges, much like the ocean tides. But you need to paste some pics or pattern on the outside so as other people don't pick up on your instability. Oh and avoid thunderstorms when you wear it.In the meantime till you make one, let's have a glass of bubbles to celebrate our craziness. We all are, just in various levels. Cheers Peachy
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bonefide
8 years ago
When you lace it up, it seems my arms are unable to move and they are across my body front. Strange how it laces up like a corset as well........... Wrong parcel that's for your clients, the bad ones 😉😉😉😉😉 The other parcel is yours.
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
If l can just get it off........
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bonefide
8 years ago
Just work it nice and ssslloowww 😉
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bonefide
8 years ago
Auntie can I get a quick session on short notice. 😨 need advice on the following ---- Fake orgasm, 1. Do I need one ? 2. Can I get them in bulk ? 3. Do i need to see u on couch ? 4. Do I need a course to Qual prior to having and or getting one ? Your wise words will always be welcome and calming. Signed Garfunked
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RHP User
8 years ago
Dr Peter hung up his slate saying he was going to help some of the ladies here, then he just vanished. I'm a bit concerned about his wellbeing, do you have any idea what happened to him.
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boobsandbusted
8 years ago
he is still out there looking for his ass virginity after auntie annie showed him her version of the therapy relax wont hurt a bit was all about ,unfortunatey auntie was feeling nasty that night and forgot the lube as her hips went into overdrive 😱 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Now either you're stitching Annie up to take the fall for your misdeeds, your a loose lipped accomplice of Annie's or you're just full of it.I hope that doesn't sound too harsh because it does make amusing reading. My per theory is that Dr Peter's ambition exceeded his ability and all it took was one raised and mascara'd eyebrow fro Dr Annie and Dr Peter did the Harold leaving his slate swinging in the breeze.I do understand that Dr Annie might be consulting other professionals before replying here, in the public domain.
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Quoting 'Philacrocorax' Dr Peter hung up his slate saying he was going to help some of the ladies here, then he just vanished. I'm a bit concerned about his wellbeing, do you have any idea what happened to him. He's modelling the strange lace up jacket that Bonefide gave me. In the back room. He's fine. He's taking fluids by tube
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Quoting 'bonefide' Auntie can I get a quick session on short notice. 😨 need advice on the following ---- Fake orgasm, 1. Do I need one ? 2. Can I get them in bulk ? 3. Do i need to see u on couch ? 4. Do I need a course to Qual prior to having and or getting one ? Your wise words will always be welcome and calming. Signed Garfunked Come in Garfunked.A short notice consult at this time of year?Short notice and short consult.Or should I fake a long one?You don't mention wether you are receiving the false orgasms or thinking about giving therm.As with everything fake, they serve a purpose. Usually the one faking it.And as with anything you get that isn't the real deal, people feel a bit cheated and jaded with the inferior product.We do the work we expect the real result.But humans are in play here so anything can and should be expected. You go down the faked path, its a slippery slope. It gets easier to cop out, pretend with the climax. kisses and cuddles all round. Off to that much needed sleep or covering up something within that mind of yours. Next time the same?Best to be up front with your playmate if its going to be more that a one of meetingBest to be up front with yourself as well.Delve deeper into the need for substandard delivery.You owe it to yourself at least.After all, its ultimately your own pleasure you are shortchanging.Fake it here once, where will it all end? Perhaps you will open a market stall in Bali next You want the real deal? Up on the couch and I will show you.......
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Thanks to all the contributors over the last couple of years. Taking a break to get away from the substandard moderation on this site. A good start would be to remove posting rights to certain people instead of fucking us all over. Have no wish to pay for it so cancelling my membership Maybe see you again one day. Xxxx
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Seachange73
8 years ago
I agree re..removing posting rights for some people. Serial offenders who are continually disrespectful to all others. Seriously mods I.hope to see you back Annie. We'll miss you every second you're away. Xox
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RHP User
8 years ago
I feel the same as you. Annie :( Quoting 'lilyorchid' I agree re..removing posting rights for some people. Serial offenders who are continually disrespectful to all others. Seriously mods I.hope to see you back Annie. We'll miss you every second you're away. Xox
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On_Safari
8 years ago
I’ll text you 😘 xx
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'AnnieWhichway'Quoting 'PeachyPearL' Sorry Annie, wrong thread, new phone boo-boo. While I am here, I am going slightly crazy with too much on my mind... My faith in mankind is being sorely tested and this is usually my favourite time of the year. I'm a bit pissed off about that. Do you have any advice for me?... 🍑y Sorry for the wait.No appointment see....So you think your slightly crazy?Maybe l have a jacket you could use?The reason is obvious. It's full moon time of month.As has been pointed out, it a super moon so it's effect is the strongest. It's well documented it does have adverse effect on many people who are sensitive to the gravitational flux. Not much you can apart from seeking solitude indoors away from other nutters. You can try a helmet that you can make at home from tin foil. Several layers carefully moulded to your head shape, a thin layer of glue between and allow to harden. This helps prevent the flux from causing brain surges, much like the ocean tides. But you need to paste some pics or pattern on the outside so as other people don't pick up on your instability. Oh and avoid thunderstorms when you wear it.In the meantime till you make one, let's have a glass of bubbles to celebrate our craziness. We all are, just in various levels. Cheers Peachy You should take on your advice Annie, it's a great idea to have a break. I enjoyed the Hell out of mine. A friend reminded me, it was the silly season, and that was spot on. Now we rush through another year, only 349 sleeps to go. Why does every year get faster the older I get?... It really is good advice, losing the first 2 word thread (history includes that it was the first thread to reach 2,000 post) years ago hit hard at the time. But here I am still posting, and happy to say I got to start one of my own that went well enough despite the timing and weirdness. I felt like I achieved closure with that. So, again, thank you for this advice at that time, I meant to get back sooner... but I left it too long. I'm still finding my feet again... but did say hello in the Chillout Lounge. Peachy
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RHP User
8 years ago
Looks like you’re up in place of Annie....and she isn’t here to kick my starfish on her thread :p PS..Annie...good luck and hope ya return as I do!! Jesus Christ I’m like a multiple orgasm some years...or should that be a fart in the car on recirculate?? lol or a dodgy vindaloo lol either way...
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RHP User
8 years ago
I will miss your irreverent logic, AWW
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bonefide
8 years ago
Will miss your outlook on life, the positive suggestion, and your couch sessions. all the best.👍👌👏
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MsJonesy
8 years ago
well damn it all! I go out to drinks & dinner and find out on my return my favourite Aunty has packed her bag and left 😓😣😔
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sweetgem
8 years ago
The Forums won’t be the same without your humour and knowledge! 😢 No doubt that your departure is one of the reasons that’s leading up to my next flight out of here, again! MsJonesy - same here, I was only out for two hours and then found out that Annie has left the building! 😢 - Posted from rhpmobile
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sweetgem
8 years ago
My sincere apologies for misunderstanding your other post (made in Annie’s A & E thread) about a special person of your life who has been gone to a better place. Although, you understood my intention and returned kind words of support, I am still terribly sorry for misunderstanding your post! - Posted from rhpmobile
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boobsandbusted
8 years ago
was just about to drop the in and ask something ,good luck what ever you get up to , jonesy ,looks like dinner and drinks may have to be in order , we had never had anything to do with a cd,sexually or socially and even though i’m not that way inclined sexually, am happy to say annie is someone we can easily call a freind who single handedly changed our views on such things, being the awesome person you are mr and mrs b xxx - Posted from rhpmobile
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Freaky_Fun
8 years ago
Besides she can't get away from us Queenslanders that easy. Saints and Sinners here we come again. Eiliethiya and l are already looking at flights and accomodation for March 16. We can't wait to visit again, gee you may not get rid of us this time. Dinner and drinks again before we go Boobsy?? And of course CT you did such a great job of the M and G maybe we can do a smaller version or bigger whatever 😜 on the Saturday night so we can catch up with those that aren't going to Saints. Youmeequalsfun you better be coming this time woman. Plenty of notice. We'll be there with bells on and not much else 😜😂
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RHP User
8 years ago
Unfortunately I cannot that night, as I am leaving early for a holiday the next morning. Perhaps a winter one for the next following SnS? - Posted from rhpmobile
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Freaky_Fun
8 years ago
Hmmm winter in Melbourne. Does that mean we would have to go out and buy a jumper or ten 😜 although might be able to fit in a Collingwood game. Now there's a thought 🤔🤔
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RHP User
8 years ago
It might be possible to catch up in a small way, or book only as a casual group. But I need a full house to cover total booking, minimum spend etc. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
What happened? Sigh... breaking news always happens when I turn my head away. 😛 G'bye, Annie! I'm quite sure you'll be back soon! In the meantime, enjoy your break!
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RHP User
8 years ago
whatever, but I stand by what I said and anyone endorsing that person is just as bad in my book
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RHP User
8 years ago
I am confused about what happened to Annie? One Touch myself The pot can be no blacker that the kettle - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I suddenly feel like tea
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madotara69
8 years ago
Scones with whipped cream and freshly made strawberry jam, I'll have a look about, Annie is almost certainly sure to have some Devonshire stashed away somewhere in amongst...........oh my Annie, she will almost certainly be slipping in DG, no Devonshire, Assam Bold teabags a whole box. Guess helping Annie out, oh look here's a note, says Annies out missing presumed to be drunk. Anyone booked in to come see Annie, sure come in tell us what's on your mind and we , I can shorthand unless it's a matter where any one of these guidelines postit stickies may refer, then can't see why get it done and dusted, now where does she keep the jelly bean jar, think it'd be next to these Minties. Hey DG, when you eat your smarties, do you eat the red ones last ?
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boobsandbusted
8 years ago
eat the red ones last ,who would have thought it would stick in our heads all these way ears later - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Im considering changing my addy to Anal_Intruder. But will this give the wrong message to prospective intrudees? 🤔
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' Hey DG, when you eat your smarties, do you eat the red ones last ? I prefer skittles, but, I'm not a big candy eater. Give me a few pieces of quality dark chocolate. DG
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'CandyDelicious' Im considering changing my addy to Anal_Intruder. But will this give the wrong message to prospective intrudees? 🤔 Probably not the best idea while you are still not accepting any new messages :P
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madotara69
8 years ago
Sorry CandyDelectable..this is not as easy as I imagined I'll read to you what is on the back side of this stickit, "Mado don't get all psychol when Candy probes you because she will, first she will toss a hyperbolic tic tac at you flying bye nicely, you don't have the metacognitive perception to feel what is coming, she will have a VMOSA if you engage in any way, shape or form. In simple Mado..you have the intellectual capacity of a toasted muffin, naive little lamb amongst the wolves, I hope you are paying attention Mado and not off daydreaming as per usual.. into the trap you have fallen, fantasising about candy and delicious assortments, you know it will only lead to you having an erection, all things nice and fluffy ??? if so you are about to receive a lesson the hard way in learning the meanings to decipher the message... Auntie Annie's pen ran out, pencil now Message, messenger is an angel, the message prospectively as the intrudee on the cusp of intruded unbeknown Anal_Intruder in biblical things akin, all things good and bad, right and wrong... message ? Anal_Intruder, Angel_of_Mercy discrete ? Is Candy in this for your pleasure or her own pleasure ? Where is the line drawn with Candy come Anal's perception with what feels good for her and what feels good for you ? (in this instance Mado you is you) can only help by saying ' I ...... That's it looks like a tear drop has fallen onto the stickit and smudged what ever Annie was helping me with? I've got no idea I got lost at Delectable.......
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gazpacho
8 years ago
Dear Mado,My gym bunnie dropped a 20kg weight plate on her foot, crushing that little bone that leads to her big toe, and, it wasn't my fault though she was loading the machine for me. Therefore, I feel partially responsible and for a week now she has been residing in my chalet. The question is, she keeps looking at me funny as she hops to the bathroom wrapped in nothing but a bath towel. And she makes a lot of noise when she comes out of there... mostly banging her crutches agasint the furniture. Is that a cum on and how should I bang her, bearing in mind she won't be able to stick the landing with that injury? HugsGaz
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gazpacho
8 years ago
Dear Mado,My gym bunnie dropped a 20kg weight plate on her foot, crushing that little bone that leads to her big toe, and, it wasn't my fault though she was loading the machine for me. Therefore, I feel partially responsible and for a week now she has been residing in my chalet. The question is, she keeps looking at me funny as she hops to the bathroom wrapped in nothing but a bath towel. And she makes a lot of noise when she comes out of there... mostly banging her crutches agasint the furniture. Is that a cum on and how should I bang her, bearing in mind she won't be able to stick the landing with that injury? HugsGaz
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MsJonesy
8 years ago
Spat my coffee over the computer Gazpacho 😅😂
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madotara69
8 years ago
I've met you at Meander's do she pulled off, one of the finest moments myself and Tara and I'd bet my left testicle a few other friends of the Jan 2015 Sexually explicit sexual sex aid (remote egg) launch in Kings bloody Cross of all places, I believe in the first instance there was a crash course in the powder room, remote egg user manual and with becoming familiar to the moment all women present felt something at the same time, I also believe there was a little bravado (mine's in, just turn it on......oo ) There is no stickit from Aunty Annie Gaz, sorry 'we are flying away on a wing and a prayer, believe it or not it's just me' Falsetto above 60 decibels not only enables Trance (a type of altered state, euphoria) caught the girls by surprise and denial in numbers, (I wouldn't float my boat by crossing any one of them, tight unit) Oh you know yeah, anyhow it seems fate has come to term. Whoooa.. feel that ? Swear someone was sneaking up behind me.. Hey it's one of those little furry things, can't remember what they're called, there was a thing about them a few years back, yeah a bloke had a glad wrap tube up his rectum, his other mate put the little critter into the tube and it crawled up and whatever, but his mate lit a match to see it and the flame ignited a pocket of intestinal gas firing the poor little bugger out like a cannon ball. Weirdoes' if they used a roll of foil it would have earthed the spark, the critter would have been right, the eewtube wouldn't have had that do it yourself PVC pipe gas cannon in 50mm, it's been 90mm stormwater thick wall for oranges, completely overlooked, so thousands of eewtubers wouldn't needed plastic surgery on their faces from the damage caused by the thin tube disintegrating from the explosion designed for a 90mm lead cannon ball, dickheads fucking with good shit to fuck it up.. You know, that's what started the trendsetters kicking around with the hipsters the groovers and the shakers, having a meeting with the movers & hollywood scissorhand arty gardeners combined.. and backed by the Hare Krishna Royal Tapanapple Chior's electric triangle players devision, one off being Kali-Santarana, a mixed blood of the two very well known families, Sinatra and Santana, a pretty boy also a eewtuber dickhead that had his lips flattened from his cannon blast, got injections into his lips to puff em up and guess what.. An Angel_Jolie delivers a message. It's made it to here now as that night in Kings Cross, directly behind the pub's powder room was a real fancy restaurant and it's Prized Silver induced Smoked Crystal wine glasses placed at every table, hundreds of them, each at cost value $200 empty vessels, happened to all explode as the accumulated falsetto pitch reached a note on the register that caused the troubles I've been pinched on because Tara was off kissing one of the boys she had the hots for and all the rest took off in Taxi's to the sex club, had a ball, Never had the heart to tell them girls what happened and that I've been working from 2am to 6am every Monday morning at the restaurant in the laundry washing the table cloths to pay the bill, only 6 years now and squared up, love'm all mate yeah and you too Gaz. So in my experience.. a raxle weighs near enough to 20kg and one of the waitresses dropped a raxle, broke a bone that connected to the ankle bone that connected to the shin bone that connected to the knee bone, well she started wearing her skirt until she reached the door to the laundry room, but wasn't wearing it standing next to me at the washing machine, so I know what you mean Gaz. This is where you will find the fork of your life if you get it right, very rare and something you would remember for all time, the other fork won't mean anything and a waste of time. I didn't bang the waitress, if Tara had been with me we would have done all sorts of Delectable.. Sorry Gaz daydreaming again, bound to bring trouble one day..whoooah feel that ? Man that moves fast, saw just a glimpse, a little fine strip of fur, must have knocked over some of Auntie Annies perfume, scent of an angel. I snuck Tara into the Laundry early one Monday morning, the waitress had left because of kneecocckle infection from the Raxle actually, sad too, but on the other foot.. Tara hopped up to sit on top of the washing machine and straddled a raxle I put on the lid to quiet down the machine, rattle the place down on spin cycle, good motor, German made. Of all the times, this one time I'd snuck Tara in, she's up there straddling a raxle and just as the machine hit spin cycle a group of German men had been dining in the silver crystal nudist room, so there I was standing by the washing machine a dozen or so naked German men all wearing black rubber cock rings, been at a beach they said, wish I could remember why they said they wear them, oh well can always ask Google, This razzledazzled me Gaz, all of us in the Laundry and the shift in the course of nature, and from the heavens above, I had the Angel of Love sitting on my shoulder. You see, the centre of attention ultimately was the German motor powering the machine, a dozen or so naked German electrical engineers think tanking an idea right when spin cycle changed the course of history as Tara's eyes began to roll back, legs in all directions and kabaaaam.. legs snapped shut, her back arched, toes curled, Falsetto to mantra to catharsis, we all stood in awe as Tara xx, she sat on the razzle like riding a bull leaving the gates, ( I remember thinking 'blow me ) she appeared to be glowing, well she'd had countless orgasms, razzle belted her so good knocked the piss out of her, like a garden sprinkler, all of us saturated, her little cross on the necklace cut loose plonked fair in to the silver crystal wine glass I'd borrowed, yeah no they have hundreds of them, did'nt take it, anyhow there I was raising my glass to toast.. wow looking through the filled glass there she was and the cross looked....Delect no, Ethereal. One of the fellows took a pic said he had a friend who'd like it, some arty farty dude, what's he gonna do paint a Squirt Angel or something, duh christ help me. The Germans went back to the think tanking place they all worked at, made a sex machine designed to bring women to multiple orgasms. Awesome, called it the Sybian, reckon there was no such thing as a raxle. Stick the landing ?, it's quite amazing what a woman is capable of doing when she has no idea where she is and off with the fairies. I'm not sure to tell you what you want me too Gaz, I'm an Angel, Would you like a lollygobbleblissbomb, and hang here for a bit while I duck off too the loo, been busting since Candy slipped away, funny if she sneaked up behind you, surprise. Annie probably back anyhow, place is wide open
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gazpacho
8 years ago
Haha. I wondered where you went? No idea trouble with the bill. I better make it up to you with an invite to the Coogee man cave. Tara can demonstrate the raxle? to my gym buddy. While you were detained, someone plugged me with a strap on, a tiny sharp one .... it may have been me in soprano broke them glasses, but there were so many faces I’m struggling to recall who to blame specifically. Hugs Gaz
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madotara69
8 years ago
Only 5 years, and we’ll own the place, turns out a little exaggerated error has bought a splash of good fortune, a splash of good will and an honesty box sitting in a Swiss bank in safe keeping with donations throught the population of Europe as you seem to have put them on the map, with a piece of music recorded when you girls hit that falsetto note set of a sound wave with a thousand silver crystal vessels filled at different levels with wine chining a Meander Europe have called the music of a thousand angels orgasm in harmony by a register of notes the planet earth had kept a secret and calmed the single universal certainty, absolute chaos . Sorry I do not have time to how you’ve become the first century Miss Universe, oh yeah an angel too, first chance I’ll get back to what’s next, Gotta go - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Look at that......A champagne fountain made out of empty Stubbies.... Thanks Mado
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sweetgem
8 years ago
I notice that you’re back in your office, but are you back for business? 😛 - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Open for business. Don't mind the army of tradies doing the repairs. We can find a quiet spot out the back.....
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
For the nice words from all of you from further back. Made me feel valued
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Seachange73
8 years ago
We missed you. Xox P.s. Does that mean you can extend my payment plan for your services. Say.... Over 10 years? 😁
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RHP User
8 years ago
for the longest post in forum history goes to Mado! Dayam! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Thank fuck Annie’s back! 😁
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RHP User
8 years ago
I'm glad you're back, Annie. It wasn't until you were gone that it showed me how much you're one of the pillars of these forums...putting in the overtime as you do. Welcome back..
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Awwww.....
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
I'm back but someone else has disappeared for a bit. Funny that.
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
That was spell check that called you Look. Wasn't me.......trust me
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Required. Kool, Kook, Look.....whatever
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EarthQueen
8 years ago
Glad you're back Annie You had me singing "Smooth Criminal" there for a while Now where's Betty?
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Betty is alive and well. Had drinks with her last night. And no hangover.......
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Nice to be home
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Obi1kenietzsche
8 years ago
Because last night during a bit of drunken debauchery I accidentally set my bum on fire and now mum says I can't go out to play 'cause I can't wear any pants! Can you give her a call an' tell her that most of my other friends find west pants either? Xx Obi1
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sweetgem
8 years ago
I am so pleased that you’re back in business! Hope you have been having an easy time since your return 🌹 I also hope that my appointment is moving up the queue, as I need your advice on something that I have been reconsidered doing. That is, to give the next man (whether it be a FWB or committed partner) no more second chance, if he was in the wrong! Why? Because each time I gave a partner a second chance, I always ended up being taken for granted! 😏 At my age, I am really getting tired of putting in my time and energy on giving out second chance, but only to have it wasted later on! Therefore, I do not think it’s worth it to try again if things didn’t work out the first time! I would be grateful for your thoughts on this please Auntie Annie? Warm regards SG 🍬💎 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
disappeared? 😃
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RHP User
8 years ago
ban, had a full social calendar, sorry to disappoint you 😉
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RHP User
8 years ago
You are so good-natured and so positive! 👍 I'm tempted to say something but this is Annie's consultancy afterall. 😜
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Hawt1
8 years ago
That big post was epic! (In a good way) It did remind me so much of a character from my favourite author Sven Hassle. The character Obergefriegter Joseph Porta by the grace of God! (or just Porta as his friends do call him) can talk the knickers off a blitzmadel whilst explaining to a general all about how 50 kilos of coffee has disappeared and would he like to purchase some mink coats (full of fleas, but dont mention it), all by way of describing life's crazy adventures and remaining true to the topic at hand. It did sound like one hell of a party, shame I missed it. Did Tara recover in the end?
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Quoting 'Obi1kazsnorkus' Because last night during a bit of drunken debauchery I accidentally set my bum on fire and now mum says I can't go out to play 'cause I can't wear any pants! Can you give her a call an' tell her that most of my other friends find west pants either? Xx Obi1 Well ObiHave a look at the state of you......Burnt bum, bits of frazzled hair all overNo way yu are coming in here let alone sitting on my new furnitureAnd whats with all the burnt skin hanging down between your legs......?err...hang on...is that your balls? Off with ya, I'll give your mum a call. No I have the number, we had a date last week.....
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Have a seat in the waiting room.Need to find my white coat
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'PurePeony' I'm tempted to say something but this is Annie's consultancy afterall. 😜
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Hawt1
8 years ago
Soz for the of topic post above, what can I say... I was moved to post.
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Quoting 'PeachyPearL' Quoting 'PurePeony' I'm tempted to say something but this is Annie's consultancy afterall. 😜 Shake your head somewhere else
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Quoting 'sweetgem' I am so pleased that you’re back in business! Hope you have been having an easy time since your return 🌹 I also hope that my appointment is moving up the queue, as I need your advice on something that I have been reconsidered doing. That is, to give the next man (whether it be a FWB or committed partner) no more second chance, if he was in the wrong! Why? Because each time I gave a partner a second chance, I always ended up being taken for granted! 😏 At my age, I am really getting tired of putting in my time and energy on giving out second chance, but only to have it wasted later on! Therefore, I do not think it’s worth it to try again if things didn’t work out the first time! I would be grateful for your thoughts on this please Auntie Annie? Warm regards SG 🍬💎 - Posted from rhpmobile Sweetgem......you awake.Sorry for the delay, let me brush the cobwebs off you.I had to wait for the blackboard to be installed for my new approach to problems.Come in and take a seat on my new round couch. Yes, love the glass mirrored ceiling too.It's my new retro 70's look. Just waiting on the pink shag pile carpet. Now to your problem on wether to give someone a second chance, or for that matter, a first chanceWhilst I was absent from rhp recently, l finsihed my doctorate in mathematics.I was inspired by my late great uncle, Uncle Albert. Yeah think mushroom clouds.Anyway, with my new qualifications, I have applied the science of figures to your question. the answer is simples...... Starts scribbling with the chalk on the new blackboard where y = a * h * t * ( (v +1 ) * s * h) p + 1 _________________________________ o + 1 Y being the result of the equation where-:a = the amount of spare time Available to you expressed in a figure 1-5p = the number of times the subject has Previously stuffed you aroundh = the level of Hornyness you have in a figure 1-5s = the level of Sexiness they has in a figure 1-5t = the Time since you last had sex expressed in weeks (can be days......)v = the number of Validations they havec = the Compatibility level from there profile expressed in a figure 1-5o = the number of Other candidates you currently have to choose from Therefore the result Y = Aunties Go score. The higher it is, proceed with confidence. The lower end, swipe right.So Sweetgem, go forth and give it a go. You may need a couple of dates to find the scale ability of the result. Champagne?
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
the old format rhp style..... where y = (a * h) * t * ( (v +1 ) * s * h). . p + 1 __________________________ ( o + 1) Y being the result of the equationwhere-:a = the amount of spare time Available to you expressed in a figure 1-5p = the number of times the subject has Previously stuffed you aroundh = the level of Hornyness you have in a figure 1-5s = the level of Sexiness they has in a figure 1-5t = the Time since you last had sex expressed in weeks (can be days......)v = the number of Validations they havec = the Compatibility level from there profile expressed in a figure 1-5o = the number of Other candidates you currently have to choose from
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
where y = (a * h) * t * ( (v +1 ) * s * h). .............. p + 1 ..............................( o + 1)
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