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You know you're dirrrrrtttyy when:
July 18 2011
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RHP User
14 years ago
You know you're dirrrrrrtttty when you realise you've just spent 20 minutes ogling a clobassi.HugsStalky
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RHP User
14 years ago
You see the forum topic "Cruising" and immediately imaging a dark dingey SOP.You're even dirtier if you know what SOP is.
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RHP User
14 years ago
you are in Kmart with your son and he REALLY wants a lava lamp.... and the only reason I said NO is because I don't want anything that looks like a sex toy in his room!!baygirlxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'MrsPeachypear' someone scrawls 'wash me' on your bumper you just imagined MrsP's red clad bumper all sudsy.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Polar_Bear_Girl'You see the forum topic "Cruising" and immediately imaging a dark dingey SOP.You're even dirtier if you know what SOP is. Standard Operating Procedure.... . maybe not.... DTK though.
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RHP User
14 years ago
You wish somebody would hurry up and invent a "scratch and sniff" computer screen with a real time interface.
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RHP User
14 years ago
....you're in the car and at the end of a song the radio DJ announces that he likes 'scat'....and I wasn't thinking jazz
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Letsgetcrazy09
14 years ago
U finish ur mountain bike ride and when you go to change the colour is the same on the inside as the outside.......
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RHP User
14 years ago
When you remember suburbs by the sex shops you have visited. You hear the phrase "are you coming" and automatically think........Gee I wish I was, and go spank the monkey or find your appropriate partner. Your walk around wondering if anyone can smell your sperm in your boxers A women eating an icy pole becomes a phallic symbol. You see a road sign saying "deviation ahead" and think yeah there will be when I get there xxx
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Cut3Cpl3
14 years ago
hahahah how funny is this thread! Best read we have had in a while!
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RHP User
14 years ago
You like it because it hurts :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Salina79' You like it because it hurts :) Remind me to wrap myself in steel wool in anticipation then! Oh wait....that would hurt me. Owwwieeee!!!! Kiss my boo boo's all better?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Youre watching Harry Potter and the whatever it was, and you find yourself wondering what an orgasm is like with a wizard.Could they just use their wands like remote controls ? Would there be sparks ? Would they cover up the owls cage first ?Crap movie....dont seem to remember much of it .............
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RHP User
14 years ago
The guy you're seeing reaches up to find the cuffs yoiu have tied to the bed.... and u scare him shitless when you say 'Wana try 'em on?' and he cant get out quick enough...
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RHP User
14 years ago
I just wonder if the Stoned Philosopher got the munchies...then did he call room service or just eat in? | ...of course if could have just zapped up something from McDonalds and supersized it?
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RHP User
14 years ago
You want to do both the mother and the daughter on family guy
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RHP User
14 years ago
Your invited to your friends place for a scrumptuous Roast........ All you can think of is a spit au revoir for now ..... SINS
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RHP User
14 years ago
You keep peeking in on this thread to find something *gasp* worthy, and not one thing shocks you
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RHP User
14 years ago
You pay some feral kids to steal locks of hair out of some hottie couple's bin... they fail so you track down what you think is her hairdresser, who makes you dress up in a schoolgirls uniform and whips you while she is wearing a nappy before she will even discuss locks of hair. You then find out that the hottie cuts her own hair and the hairdresser was just having you on... . . . You know you're dirty when . . . you go back to the hairdresser as though nothing had happened and ask her for another lock of hair
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RHP User
14 years ago
When DP's stopped being Dinner Parties.......
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RHP User
14 years ago
When you just go to have a new headlamp globe put in and the poor struggling man says, "It just doesn't want to go in the hole" . don't say it DGT, don't say it !!!!! . Fuck! she said it. "Bitta lube?" . Poor struggling man's head turns with one eyebrow cocked . Yep, he knows I'm dirrrrty
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RHP User
14 years ago
It's finally Friday and you're ready to roar...although you still have a bit of trouble sitting down and in shock as you just got the bill from the Epworth. You then just grin, google "skyhooks" and order the whole set up...hook, block, tackle and complete hardware to mount this anywhere sturdy. You also pay the extra charge for "same day delivery". | Quoting 'D_G_T' You keep peeking in on this thread to find something *gasp* worthy, and not one thing shocks you | I'll get back to you on this....it seems this model comes with a mount that can be attached to a free standing hot tub, and all I need is about 1000 gallons of extra virgin olive oil. I have replaced my cigar tool kit and of course have another box of cohibas... | ...and case of scotch. | | After I break this in this weekend...I am happy to loan this to you. Ya know ya wanna!
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RHP User
14 years ago
I have a couple of people lined up already CM hehe thats if the planets can all align for 4 weeks from last Friday you know you wanna
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RHP User
14 years ago
you read the word "Skyhooks" and just thought of the band.Ego is not a dirty word.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Seems one of the lurkers that works for Cadbury picked up on my dilema.... | Quoting 'D_G_T' I have a couple of people lined up already CM... | Hell yeah...and now I have enough low melting point dark chocolate sitting on my doorstep to fill the first hot tub. The other one is on the way with the olive oil...jearzus, I might even need a third for the melted cheese? And let's see...some fresh fruit, chopped veggies, sesame seeds, teriyaki and wasabi on the side? | Can you fondue'...ya know ya wanna! | | Yeah right...and there is Uni credit allowed for this subject too. Fondue' you!
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RHP User
14 years ago
When you're prepared to stand outside in the rain away from the others to have your ciggie just so you can read the recent posts to this thread and PMSL (that would explain the wet patch *blush*) without having to tell them what you're laughing about! 3:-)
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RHP User
14 years ago
You see a Ford focus on the way to work and visualise Focus licking her nipple
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RHP User
14 years ago
Amazing what only a few words can say... 'Quote' You like it because it hurts' hmmm, luv it , bites the lip
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Polar_Bear_Girl'You see a Ford focus on the way to work and visualise Focus licking her nipple pure gold
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Polar_Bear_Girl'You see a Ford focus on the way to work and visualise Focus licking her nipple I own a Ford Focus. I wont be able to see my car the same ever again. LOL (MRS)
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RHP User
14 years ago
You shed a tear about the disappearance of PBG...
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RHP User
14 years ago
You can put the face to the name on all the models at kink.com.....
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RHP User
14 years ago
What happened? PBG where are you? you were here earlier
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RHP User
14 years ago
Naww... what happened to PBG?? (MRS)
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RHP User
14 years ago
luckily she gave me loads advice on the best strapons.... so all you boys that have been dissing my strap on... you better watch out. Ha ha ha ha !Meeka100
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RHP User
14 years ago
your neighbour give you a little smile while mentioning how she can hear everything
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RHP User
14 years ago
You've just had a lil daydream that included dirrrtty Flirrrtty
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RHP User
14 years ago
You don't need to grill DGT on the "finer points" of her daydreams! 3:-D
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'You don't need to grill DGT on the "finer points" of her daydreams! 3:-D You say , "Dammit!! I'm going for the toys"
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RHP User
14 years ago
When you're clearly quicker off the mark than DGT! ;-) mwaaahahahahaha!!! Pfft! Toys are SO fifteen minutes ago *eyeroll*
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RHP User
14 years ago
if they're still doing the job ..............
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RHP User
14 years ago
You grab your first coffee of the day and pop in for a quick look...only to find that there have been a couple of hot chicks playing duelling vibrators, then your mind races to banjo music. Ya'all just keep it humming right along now, ya hear... | ...ya know ya done wanna. | | Ya'all need a small busines grant as an independant quality assessment team for them thangs!
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RHP User
14 years ago
You walk into your room and think "Yikes! Why have I left a cock ring out on the open on my desk for all the world to see?!" and realise it's a curtain ring.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I mean ... if two thirds makes you gag, you'll have to be very careful with that coffee when you're fed the final third!
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RHP User
14 years ago
You're faced with a whole weekend of cleaning your house, just so you can welcome an interstate visitor into your home without fear of embarassment! . Not that it should matter ... He won't be able to look around if he's blindfolded and handcuffed to the bed!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Flirty you still cleaning for this interstate visitor!! What you need to do is come shopping with me to ensure you have all the correct "tools" for you interstate visitors visit. :P xxMeeks
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RHP User
14 years ago
I'll be there! 3:-)
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RHP User
14 years ago
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RHP User
14 years ago
Your little nephew proudly shows you his lego masterpece and you realise that his 'rocket ship' was something he pilfered from your dresser draw.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'NoFunOnMyOwn' Who you talkin to cheeky ? . Can't believe Dirrrrrtty Flirrrrrtty beat me to the toys, LOL but I bet she didn't wake up with one digging into her back sheesh that gasm sent me straight into a cum coma for sure Maybe i told it it I loved it and cuddled it to sleep ? It's not just men who are adversely affected by the stupor LOL
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RHP User
14 years ago
A complete stranger uses the word focus and you wonder if they know your daughter.......
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RHP User
14 years ago
For some strange reason, you Google "Braveheart" and up pops a YouTube clip with the last ten minutes of the movie. Then you find about another 30 or so clips with all kinds medieval torture scenes, you end up taking notes...and start drawing plans to add an extension to your playroom. | ....it's not a fetish if you just "appreciate" it.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I feel your pain, flirty_bi_fem. I've been housesitting for my parents while they've been overseas. I had a last, great play day yesterday and now need to make damn sure nothing turns up where it shouldn't. I honestly can't remember where I stashed that bottle of vodka but at least I haven't misplaced something a little more... private. (I hope! ) With six weeks of debauchery who knows just what may have been put where!
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RHP User
14 years ago
You look at your mouse and think it looks like something in the Lelo range and then think....hmmmmm why hasn't anyone made one that vibrates yet? Two birds/one stone.....watching porn and you really are just one click away from satisfaction
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RHP User
14 years ago
You read something here and your mind races...you know that there are some new apps in the works for release on iPhone that respond to movement and actually make the phone vibrate, kind of like those cool Wii controllers with amazing sound and high speed downloads. | Then you know it's time to head to the "Whinge" thread...at least one of the hot chicks here would never be able to take those sexy ass pictures again with her goddam phone. | ...just sayin'
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RHP User
14 years ago
You go to a RHP event and meet pretty much EVERYONE you have been eyeing off.... but you leave the party alone, by 1am... because you're cold and tired. LOL... (MRS)
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erotictouch4u
14 years ago
Your 9 yr old's clothes have less stains on them than yours ET xox
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RHP User
14 years ago
You pack the relevant equipment for a fun weekend away and wonder how big a look of shock, terror and wonder there will be on the guy x-raying your baggage..... and just don't care....you chuckle when someone tells you they just had their grass cut...... lol yeah i'll cut your grass love hehehehehe
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RHP User
14 years ago
when my mouth is sore when i need an ice pack for my pussy when im looking at he's crutch as he's talking to someone else
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Letsgetcrazy09
14 years ago
Mmmmmmm was that grass stains on the knees???
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RHP User
14 years ago
When people start throwing around obscure little sexual acts, fetishes or practices and you don't have to google any of them...
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RHP User
14 years ago
All your boss has to do is mention the words 'large deposit' and you picture him doing you doggy over the bank safe...... lucky (or unlucky) I work with such HOT bankers .....
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RHP User
14 years ago
^^ lucky for me I work in the finance industry too ;)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'millyis_crazyfun'All your boss has to do is mention the words 'large deposit' and you picture him doing you doggy over the bank safe...... lucky (or unlucky) I work with such HOT bankers ..... When banks mention hidden extras do you think of trannys? Back Door Taxes are buying her extra drinks so she relaxs more for anal? haha Im an engineer so ever time the word erection, flange, nipple or orifice is used i can help but smirk.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Your nephew walks up to you with a balaclava on and you wish you could ask if it comes with cuffs too..and you seriously think of wanting to steal it from him...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'sweetpetite41' Your nephew walks up to you with a balaclava on and you wish you could ask if it comes with cuffs too..and you seriously think of wanting to steal it from him... now that's the sort of aunt I always wanted! haha
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RHP User
14 years ago
You drop your kids at the movies,,,go to a nice hotel and enjoy sum hot and horny sex with another couple for 2 hrs,,,head back to said movies,,,pick up your children as if nothing has happened and praise the lord that JK Rowling writes extemely long and enthrailing books that when converted to the movie format run for ages...But,,,shit,,,,thats the last book!!!!!!!! How long does the new transformers movie run for??? can anyone tell us???????
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RHP User
14 years ago
You are recognised in the 'real world' xx Salina
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RHP User
14 years ago
You have an extensive scarf collection. None of which are used for keeping your neck warm...
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RHP User
14 years ago
You're minding your own business in the middle of the CBD having coffee with a friend and before you leave....a random stranger recognizes your friend as "that hot chick from RHP'. | Oh well...better than being caught on camera with Julia.
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RHP User
14 years ago
... you hear the word "tight" and all you can think of is pussy....
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RHP User
14 years ago
You know you are dirty when all your best anecdotes have to be "vanillarised"!
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RHP User
14 years ago
to your next prostate exam....
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RHP User
14 years ago
Only 500 klm... ? Do you want to extend that to 2000klm ... Ohh, even then I think we miss out.. lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
If a few cm between friends dont matter, Im sure a few thousand klm wont... hugz ya back x
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoteing Mrs Peachypear You justjuice, are sandwiched between myself and Krissy... eeehaaa am I safe ?
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RHP User
14 years ago
You read that 3 women are going to group grope and close the CMs between them so you post on your iPhone then stop to buy 4 liters of canola oil and a large latex sheet. Call me....please?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Well' .....Boogedy Boogedy Boogedy... as the preist said when blessing the naz car .. lolTake me Take me... 1 in all in... hehe be gentle now... oh' did I really say that
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RHP User
14 years ago
Oh if only ... i could
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RHP User
14 years ago
Surely........You are certainly diiiirrrttywhen you take to drawing faces on melons and spend hours contemplating how to secure them to the bench top so they dont roll away.................LOL kinky kinky kinky lolhe doesnt really do that does he ???? I mean...................... drawing faces is just going too far !!
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RHP User
14 years ago
...The Lens needs a wipe.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'millyis_crazyfun'All your boss has to do is mention the words 'large deposit' and you picture him doing you doggy over the bank safe...... lucky (or unlucky) I work with such HOT bankers ..... When you have wickered thoughts of sitting on the safe while Milly takes the large deposit!!!! Milly taking large deposits from both ends * WCG* Wickered Cheeky Grin ;)
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RHP User
14 years ago
When you can relate to 80% of the posts in this discussion...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Your bending over sucking on your man's cock and telling him how much you'd like to see a hot little bitch sitting on his face, while she shares in sucking his cock with you.. all the while, her man is tonguing and fucking your ass from behind.. then actually making it your reality
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RHP User
14 years ago
Nothing is more dirtier then to play water sports, but it makes my cock throb!!! mmmm
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RHP User
14 years ago
When a someone says they would like to fuck your wife and rather than outrage you think. "Cool, can I watch""
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RHP User
13 years ago
and decide it must be bumped up to see what else other forumites have to say!Peachy
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RHP User
13 years ago
I miss DGT lots. :(( Slippery you dirty bastard.... Curtain rings hey. By the way I am sure we could get a group golden shower happening for you. I know just the place but you need to come to Sydney!! ;-)
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RHP User
13 years ago
You've seen 6 members of this thread naked! Lol One baked me a chocolate cake, another woke me up by banging his cock on my head while the other person laughed in the other room :p, dressed up like bunny rabbits with another two members & took naughty photos in the forrest, in the spa... Etc etc. Good times. :D
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RHP User
13 years ago
You're thinking the same as Meeka I miss DGT as well :(
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RHP User
13 years ago
You use the whole chicken, not just the feather.
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RHP User
13 years ago
You read this topic.... and you look to see who is on top, and beneath you.DG
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Cheekyarses
13 years ago
When I'm walking in the fruit n veg section of the supermarket n I just need to touch the continental cucumbers, eye off the corn in the cob, drool over strawberries being dipped in chocolate n eaten off parts of the anatomy! Mmmmmmm Mrs cheeky xxx
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RHP User
13 years ago
You realise you're Meeka's number seven...
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RHP User
13 years ago
that the OP and Lost Focus are twins
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Freya13' that the OP and Lost Focus are twins
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RHP User
13 years ago
You get a smack on the arse and you say......... HARDER
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ms_D is thinking about your boobies tied up with red ribbons
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'd do it ...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Knowing your not the first guy today, your mates Mum has told to come in the back door, and still doing as your told!- Posted from rhpmobile
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