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What did you learn today?
November 01 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
I learnt that Funlover can be funny... And that he needs to open his mind. 😋
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RHP User
12 years ago
And I also googled it and can see that there are porn videos with gay felching and snowballing.... But I am too chicken too watch it. 🐔
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' And I also googled it and can see that there are porn videos with gay felching and snowballing.... But I am too chicken too watch it. 🐔 I take statements like this as a challenge.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Just learned that Pornhub really does have something for everyone.
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Cheekyarses
12 years ago
There are no good days or bad days - there are just days, but your attitude to how you tackle each day that comes your way x
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RHP User
12 years ago
That rostering is hard, especially when you have to roster for overlapping work groups.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Don't drink orange juice straight after brushing your teeth.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' I learnt that Funlover can be funny... And that he needs to open his mind. 😋 I just wish I had closed my eyes.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I learnt today that some bi and gay dudes don't wax their bumhole. How rude! 😳
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RHP User
12 years ago
That today is the last sequential date this century. Do something to make it memorable! I know I am 😈 - Posted from rhpmobile
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
Sex is like air. It's not that important, unless you aren't getting any..... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Uh huh. I'm hearing you loud and clear a out the orange juice!
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RHP User
12 years ago
About the orange juice!
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
No one is listening until you fart......
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Originalbadboy
12 years ago
There are worse things than felching and snowballing even combined, I just learnt not to borrow someone's laptop to send an email. "Cheers mate I appreciate you letting me borrow your laptop, i'll be 30 seconds. Oh damn closed the tab well I will just open another one, sweet mother of god what are you doing to that horse? Why would you have that as your background? Well it looks like a horse. Oh it's a donkey, you think that makes it any better? What in e world were you doing? No don't tell me any more cause I need to go and wash my eyes and brain out with pineoclean." Obbi "What has been seen cannot be unseen! Ever! EVER!"
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Originalbadboy
12 years ago
This was a cafe discussion this afternoon, "the sex you want while in jail you won't get, but the sex you get in jail is the sex you DON'T want!" Obbi "If I go to jail, do you know where I can get a chastity belt?"
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Originalbadboy
12 years ago
Crowleyophilia - The urge to have sex with a black woman followed by sticking your dick down a meat grinder while orgasming. Awkward... Obbi " I do the things others won't because I can and because of your social sense you can't!"
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RHP User
12 years ago
Obviously I Googled that one. .Must say I found this funnier:.Paddyphilia: The Overbearing desire to fornicate with potatoes.
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MissBishere
12 years ago
my sarcasm is sooooo good lay people just don't get it...LOL
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RHP User
12 years ago
I can't recall ever having seen a dirty seagull!?!
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
My sarcasm also beats killing people... - Posted from rhpmobile
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
Because one of my jobs is a barmaid and for the work Christmas party we close the pub early and It is an open bar...... It can't be a good thing to have a dentist appointment at 8.30am the morning after.... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
True! But I've never seen a clean Ibis either.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Well, I wasn't going to say it, but that was my next observation. Funny all these realizations that occur while hanging out at the local tip. Might run into you there next time 😄
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RHP User
12 years ago
Started to learn the language today... will take some time methinks however the first module is down pat now :) SG
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RHP User
12 years ago
how good is a dirty bird
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RHP User
12 years ago
From Lady Tuscan that sweet corn will grow in any condition (we were gardening & planting veggies)
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RHP User
12 years ago
that I'm not a fan of chat.
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RHP User
12 years ago
My two favourite posters ever are back.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I learned that there is life after 2013!
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RHP User
12 years ago
I learned that real friends are there for you, no matter what.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I learnt that British spies stopped using semen as invisible ink because of the (rank) smell it gave off after a while. Lol!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Big learning curve today is DONT try to make my roof different n plastering really sucks grrr even tho it turned out nice it was lots friggen work lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Hellenheels' I learnt that British spies stopped using semen as invisible ink because of the (rank) smell it gave off after a while. Lol! And the first man to do this. Mansfield Cumming.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I learned that there ARE people in this world that will scrape up the large blob of tofu they dropped on the Chinatown food court floor, and eat it. WTF
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RHP User
12 years ago
I learnt that while some people give off a sweet, kind, friendly impression, deep down they are just shallow and rude.
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RHP User
12 years ago
My cockatiel was beyond help. R.I.P. Sammy.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Sorry to hear of your loss Mes. :(
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RHP User
12 years ago
I really need to make some huge changes. I'm clearly not living up to my own expectations
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madotara69
12 years ago
Little Sammy is floating around out there looking out to you for thanks to the times you had for him. Got something else to do now. See you around Sammy. Mado Tara xx
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MissBishere
12 years ago
can be lots of fun with the right staff...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Missb72' can be lots of fun with the right staff... Totally agree Missb!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
that no matter how much you may try...you cannot please everyone... i also learned that only way, to protect myself from getting hurt, is by learning not to care... (sorry not the most cheerful lessons...but it's just one of those days...)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Today it's bout being very friggen horny but I have a house full of kids due to school holidays grrr
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MissBishere
12 years ago
sounds like you need to lock yourself in the bathroom for a little "me" time.
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madotara69
12 years ago
doesn't stop your spirit going walkabout Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
In a village in Kerala India,an ancient clan of Brahmins perform a 12 day religious ritual for the God of Fire.Apparently these songs are pre-language dating back millenia....they are sounds with no meaning and have patterns akin to birdsong....
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'Qefenta' In a village in Kerala India,an ancient clan of Brahmins perform a 12 day religious ritual for the God of Fire.Apparently these songs are pre-language dating back millenia....they are sounds with no meaning and have patterns akin to birdsong.... So there is something in the music. It was in fact the very first language to mankind. The versatile voice box and a bunch of maniacs belting out a tune, a story and meanings to be felt without a common rule. Stick it to the "MAN" Mado Tara xx
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
That being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect, it means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections and enjoy every day.......💋 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
maybe the meaning of the sounds is lost....but according to David Suzuki birds not only have language but dialects....the crows in my garden do call and response...yesterday with a storm approaching they were all atwitter with warnings....I pay attention to my crows,such intelligent creatures....they are much smarter than magpies....they go to the local bakery steal bread and soften it in my birdbath.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Yep hid away when I can but little buggers find me lol maybe I need a sexy lady like u to join me in the bathroom ;),,
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RHP User
12 years ago
How'd u no I'm an aboriginal man :))
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RHP User
12 years ago
Some new and attention seeking members are just like seagulls, screeching and flapping their wings, demanding fish and chips to be thrown at them. They even seem to thrive on the vinegar for some reason. . Done feeding the annoying little fuckers.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Should have been drowned at birth. 🙊🙉🙈 and if they breed life as we know it is fucked!!
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madotara69
12 years ago
Warning, can't have you all by yourself. In there with you sticking it up the Kiwi jokers. Cheeky buggers. /Adult-Forums/Thing-for-Kiwi-and-Pacific-Island-Men-42558 Mado Tara xx
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MissBishere
12 years ago
if only you were closer it would be my absolute pleasure you obviously don't have teenagers, mine just ignore, its only the heat that has forced them out of their bedrooms
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RHP User
12 years ago
That there are some nice people on here
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madotara69
12 years ago
Those crows are smart, farmers taught them to be by trying to shoot them, after a while you walk out of the farmhouse with even a stick (resembling a gun the crow sees) not one in sight. But we had a magpie family pet (fell out of it's nest, would have died) we hand fed him, Ridonicus we called him after the footy player Tommy. That bird followed granddad all over the place, tending to the veggie garden is where most time was spent and granddad taught Ridonicus to know the difference between weeds and all the different little veggie plants? he use to help weed the garden, good at it too dart around pull weeds and bring them to the weed pile. He use to lie belly down with his wings stretched out and sunbathe next to old granddad on his banana chair. He had a real character all of his own. Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
a better understanding about feminism and how it impacts on my life in this day and age. I've always been a girl who made and paid her own way as many women have been, and that included not falling prey to (as I saw/see it) feminine stereotypes. But feminism is more than that, it's about my right to be judged equally alongside my male peers. To be paid the same for doing the same. To have a horse named as the best female athlete of the year in 2012 makes me wonder. Peachy.
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wingman2014
12 years ago
Can talk better than any parrot Very clever buggers - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
That sunflowers track the sun throughout the day, then reset themselves at night to be facing east again for the morning light.
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RHP User
12 years ago
best in the most honest way. i take responsibility for my own doing.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Do ants & bugs have brains? Yes, they do, but they have more than one. They have a bunch of special nerves in the head and in each segment of the remaining body sections. The ones in the head help with seeing, tasting and eating, the ones in the thorax help with walking and flying, the ones in the abdomen help with digestion, making eggs, mating, producing chemicals to talk to other insects and to scare away other animals and to sting (for insects which have stings).
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RHP User
12 years ago
Not to sneeze while twisting to reach a notepad on your desk. Its like having a back massage from Freddy Kreuger!!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
The suspected mouse stealing my birds' food in their aviary is actually a sparrow. . The clever little thing has discovered that one corner of the structure doesn't quite touch the ground and has been crawling underneath. . I lost a bird, I gained one back. ..
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
Sometimes you must get lost to truly find yourself..... - Posted from rhpmobile
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MissBishere
12 years ago
Quoting 'cruzin4u' Not to sneeze while twisting to reach a notepad on your desk. Its like having a back massage from Freddy Kreuger!!!! hahahaha
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RHP User
12 years ago
I learn today, that after days like today and with the mood I'm in, DO NOT go on a first date with anyone. Ever!
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
That sometimes no matter how much you show or tell someone that you like them, they just don't get it, or they just don't give a shit......Very frustrating...
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MissBishere
12 years ago
Quoting 'MsElle72' I learn today, that after days like today and with the mood I'm in, DO NOT go on a first date with anyone. Ever!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Seems a strange sweaty man offering a coffee and sympathetic ear CAN help a complete stranger not feel quite like the world is coming to an end. Coffee for 2 - $10Listening time - 30minsSeeing someone come back from a breakdown - Priceless There is something to be said for "Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty".
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MissBishere
12 years ago
That I love watermelon - Posted from rhpmobile
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
That you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in........pmsl 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I learnt that from heaven to Betsy,is exactly nine miles
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him_and_me
12 years ago
Apparently baby oil is a better way to remove fake tattoos from skin than a green scourer.... x Me
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RHP User
12 years ago
That mites on my face,wait until I am asleep to have sex.....I wonder how many other horny little organisms I am hosting....I feel a bit like Gulliver :-) :-) xxQ
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