M53
THE UNION PART 2!
July 07 2013
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On_Safari
13 years ago
Are you the kind of Union Rep who only pleases himself or is there to please all of his members? Anti-Union Indy
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RHP User
13 years ago
Im sure, like most people in positions of power Kizza will waste no time in burying his snout in the rhp trough... hp xo
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RHP User
13 years ago
what is our motto? And can we wear a uniform?? ooh oooh. I can be the mascot, I have a great rabbit outfit.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Fuck you Kizza, you puss. Now what the hell will we argue about?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' what is our motto? "Tete futue" It literally means "Fuck you".
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RHP User
13 years ago
Tete futue
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wingman2014
13 years ago
Naked ? At a party , how do you know who is a union member? Tattoo? No Dog tags will get in the way . Only practicle way is buttplugs with membership numbers lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
when it was just a union for men....now who will I throw mud at..huh
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RHP User
13 years ago
A much better translation for "Fuck you" is "Pedicabo ego vos". "Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo" from a poem by Gaius Valerius Catullus (written not long after the beginning of our calendar) actually means "Fuck your arse and face".
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ladies are you asking or telling or exclaiming :-)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Well we only give the impression ,that women will be listened to and have a say.In reality its still a dicktatorship , no dick , no say
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RHP User
13 years ago
So i begins !
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RHP User
13 years ago
from last meet and greet. Sparkly red ribbons. Will that do?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E'Are you the kind of Union Rep who only pleases himself or is there to please all of his members? Anti-Union Indy he has only one "member"?
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RHP User
13 years ago
as your benelovent leader I summon you all to Melbourne for our first meeting. as per usual, I call dibs on all the lovely ladies. dem da rules
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RHP User
13 years ago
Kizza and honkey, can you really be trusted with all that power after the one sided dictatorship last time around lol. Honkey is already issuing demands, demands demands :-P With great power comes great responsibility.- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Do we have to pay in cash or can some other arrangement be negotiated? And loving the motto!!
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On_Safari
13 years ago
His curse!!! Lmao
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RHP User
13 years ago
Kizza, where do we get these applications? I don't know how this is going to work now, the women are going to corrupt the good morals of the union. Lol- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
The women are already stepping out of line!@ Indagine no i am here to please
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On_Safari
13 years ago
Maybe he's super duper special.... Are you Kizza? (Props chin in hands grinning wickedly waiting)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E'His curse!!! Lmao hardly. just blessed with high cheekbones, great skin and a half Spanish half greek disposition hahaha don't get me started on my eyes and my passion fingers hahahahaha
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On_Safari
13 years ago
O Lord there's no hope for this Union with you as our fearless leader then, you'll fuck everything you touch!!! Ok ok I'll bite, show me ya bits? Or you're just going to be another Union Presidente that has to be ....... overthrown. And your evil little minion Kizza. (Laughing)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Badge = getting your cock out in a pub as staunch as they come i say!!! proud MUA member as well
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E'O Lord there's no hope for this Union with you as our fearless leader then, you'll fuck everything you touch!!! Ok ok I'll bite, show me ya bits? Or you're just going to be another Union Presidente that has to be ....... overthrown. And your evil little minion Kizza. (Laughing) we are part sociopath and as such are unable to feel emotions such as empathy. we are grandiose by nature. my evil little minion isn't little and far from evil. he is the ying to my yang. as for me being overthrown, my "minion" is also my numbers man and the very fellow who saw greatness in me to appoint me as ur el president. I can be lobbied to and will take discreet and not so discreet bribes. (prefers non descript brown paper bags)
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RHP User
13 years ago
What does this union stand for? I happy to stand up for RHP men's rights bit allowing our tormentors in seems counter productive 😏
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Funlover71'What does this union stand for? I happy to stand up for RHP men's rights bit allowing our tormentors in seems counter productive 😏 just smile, feign interest and hopefully gat laid off the back of this crap. otherwise, we beat kizza up, again haha
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RHP User
13 years ago
I can imagine you going incognito soon Kizza. Perhaps this time you can wear the wrestling mask as used in Harlem shake for a whole lot of different kind of shaking It is good to have the UNION back.
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On_Safari
13 years ago
Quoting el presidente "as for me being overthrown, my "minion" is also my numbers man and the very fellow who saw greatness in me to appoint me as ur el president' then in the same breath "just smile, feign interest and hopefully get laid off the back of this crap otherwise, we beat kizza up, again haha" Seems you are disposable, now now; you may incoprrectly think I am a woman out of control BUT don't be mislead. Come a little bit closer.....closer.....yes that's it.....(WHACK around the back of your head!!) You're being a stooge dude. Funlover I am not a tormenter just a purveyor of truth, albeit in an unconventional and sometimes harsh manner. Now come over here Kizza darling, yup rest your head on my chest, there there you let the nasty boys play thier silly Union games and come hang with us non-unionised girls since we like being pleased, often and you may find you get laid before Cold_Ass.
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RHP User
13 years ago
No one will corrupt me ,im UNION.Ohh and this time if the Union crumbles i will be the first one to jump ship and not take the fall like last time!I have learnt from my mistakes and will not make them again.I don't need to be corrupted with sexual favours all i need is some ice and some johnny black !@ cressa you were baptised by the UNION on saturday night ,your in!@ funlover we just say we are letting women in to make them feel special !@ zu7bcu i dont need a mask ,that would cover up my dimples and beautiful smile and glowing eyes!@ INDAGINE coffee with milk ta As can be seen ,the UNION has been missed!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' Quoting el presidente "as for me being overthrown, my "minion" is also my numbers man and the very fellow who saw greatness in me to appoint me as ur el president' then in the same breath "just smile, feign interest and hopefully get laid off the back of this crap otherwise, we beat kizza up, again haha" Seems you are disposable, now now; you may incoprrectly think I am a woman out of control BUT don't be mislead. Come a little bit closer.....closer.....yes that's it.....(WHACK around the back of your head!!) You're being a stooge dude. Funlover I am not a tormenter just a purveyor of truth, albeit in an unconventional and sometimes harsh manner. Now come over here Kizza darling, yup rest your head on my chest, there there you let the nasty boys play thier silly Union games and come hang with us non-unionised girls since we like being pleased, often and you may find you get laid before Cold_Ass. please be under no illusion. and for extra strength I will be writing in the third person from now on. cold_ass gets laid a fuck of a lot. nuff said
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On_Safari
13 years ago
Is you Honky.....prepare to be whupped. You are to be overturned, overthrown and overcome. Funlover's dust trail can be seen for miles and Kizza's come over to the "dark side".
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E'Is you Honky.....prepare to be whupped. You are to be overturned, overthrown and overcome. Funlover's dust trail can be seen for miles and Kizza's come over to the "dark side". we feign retreat in the same way the ancient Spartans did. as for kizza, he has strategically gone over ti the whatever side haha. popov affair. kiz our git on the inside
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On_Safari
13 years ago
And it was all downhill from there.....but point in fact it began waaaay before that. The Spartans' biggest defeat was at the battle of Luectra, in 371bc, by Thebes. Sparta's status was destroyed forever, and was forced to give up nearly all the empire that they'd spent centuries to create. Ironically, the basic technique that the Thebans used was the flying wedge....a technique created by the Spartan's!! Of course, others conquered Sparta as well; but by this time such an event was so trivial - sparta had fallen even further - that it ceased to matter. Care to revise your stance on going the same way as the Spartans? Has been fun sparring with you Honky....now do you want to talk to me about membership? You know......just in case I decide to go union.
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On_Safari
13 years ago
"@ INDAGINE coffee with milk ta " Seriously.....how many times do I have to tell you I drink tea, white with two!! Cheerio chaps I can see the rest of your boyfriends are arriving in the corporate box and far be it from me "a mere woman" to deny any of you your delusions of grandeur. Love to all and Kizza darling, I don't want the panties you borrowed back; you stretched the crotch in them..... TTFN
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RHP User
13 years ago
Well us UNION men do stretch stuff
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Bubbaj
13 years ago
I don't need to be corrupted with sexual favours all i need is some ice and some johnny black !I must be automatical;y in then eh?! lol. id like to be part of security with the ability for pat downs and strip searches!
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RHP User
13 years ago
to be a new and proudly baptised UNION member Kizza, I think we need to guard you from the dark side, and the corruption mate.
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RHP User
13 years ago
ta for the scotch on Saturday night!I saw some guy with his hand up your bot bot !
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Bubbaj' I don't need to be corrupted with sexual favours all i need is some ice and some johnny black ! I must be automatical;y in then eh?! lol. id like to be part of security with the ability for pat downs and strip searches! we don't employ security from within union ranks nor from the files of rhp. we strictly outsource our personal security detail. some may call it paranoia, but hey, hasn't history taught us anything people? Indira Gandhi got down in by her bodyguards, as did sadat as did most of the Melbourne underworld haha
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On_Safari
12 years ago
And it's usually the truth.....mwah x
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RHP User
12 years ago
Union never lies, we just bend the truth !
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On_Safari
12 years ago
So ...... (Accepts the tea, white with 2 you made me ;)) What does membership to this illustrious Union offer me love, as a woman; since it's a Dicktatership no dick no say.....Hmmmm? I take it fraternizing with each other is frowned upon? Fees tax deductible? Free legal counsel before your funeral? Lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
damn it woman, do u really think we thought that far ahead when the union was formed. we are a populist dictatorship hahaha we will feign interest when listening to ur concerns, we will promise transparency yet be as clear as mud
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RHP User
12 years ago
We offer free cup cakes !
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Kizza1973'We offer free cup cakes ! but byo plastic cutlery
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Kizza1973'We offer free cup cakes ! but byo plastic cutlery
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'cold_ass_honky' Quoting 'Kizza1973'We offer free cup cakes ! but byo plastic cutlery Honky, we should be an environmentally conscious UNION. So, please nothing plastic.
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RHP User
12 years ago
That's why women don't like the Union... we are Anti Plastic
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'zu7bcv' Quoting 'cold_ass_honky' Quoting 'Kizza1973'We offer free cup cakes ! but byo plastic cutlery Honky, we should be an environmentally conscious UNION. So, please nothing plastic. but I don't want them using proper utensils. they will shank us with them my dear fellow. tis a double edged sword
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'cold_ass_honky' Quoting 'zu7bcv' Quoting 'cold_ass_honky' Quoting 'Kizza1973'We offer free cup cakes ! but byo plastic cutlery Honky, we should be an environmentally conscious UNION. So, please nothing plastic. but I don't want them using proper utensils. they will shank us with them my dear fellow. tis a double edged sword You could hand feed us to save the need for plastic or any other type of untensils. Will that make you feel a little safer
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Bubbaj
12 years ago
Quoting 'Kizza1973' ta for the scotch on Saturday night!I saw some guy with his hand up your bot bot ! not a problem!lol the most action ive had in months! i wonder if he felt the cobwebs?! :Pand corruption from the inside?.....never......
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RHP User
12 years ago
I feel like I walked into Chat by accident. Honky, it seems your cam's turned off.
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RHP User
12 years ago
It all started with you telling ,me how you missed the UNION!
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RHP User
12 years ago
@ Kizza- I will second the bot bot incident. @Honky- no utensils whatsoever they will shank us for sure plastic or not - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'submissivegalgc' You could hand feed us to save the need for plastic or any other type of untensils. Will that make you feel a little safer I will take you up on that offer the next time I am in Queensland. I need to make a trip there soon anyway. This will encourage me to make it sooner rather than later
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RHP User
12 years ago
kizza accepts bribes in cars like corrupt nsw policemen im worried
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Mesmerised' I feel like I walked into Chat by accident. Honky, it seems your cam's turned off. do u miss my high cheekbones and amazing Spanish eyes? hehehehehe
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Especially since Kizza's learnt how to make a cup of tea to go with the pretty cuppy cakes he's been baking. I don't want to shank you Honky.....where's the fun in that? Have fun at your next member drive.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Did I miss something?
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RHP User
12 years ago
even the laugh out loud posters and laughing out loud at us. haters be hating lovers be loving shoosh keep it a secret but just quietly kizza, you and I are more than capable of doing our own bad press, we don't need help from the geeks in the bleachers hahaha
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RHP User
12 years ago
Honky/Kizza, we could sure use your support here in the West. There are so few men up here, the women will take over all positions of power locally and make a bid for the leadership position throughout Australia. A guy I was talking to actually said that it is the end times because women are taking up positions of power Save us from Armageddon.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'zu7bcv'Honky/Kizza, we could sure use your support here in the West. There are so few men up here, the women will take over all positions of power locally and make a bid for the leadership position throughout Australia. A guy I was talking to actually said that it is the end times because women are taking up positions of power Save us from Armageddon. I have gone deep undercover in perth and the old adage still holds true. divide and conquer. el president is Machiavellian to a fault and has been awe strucking the ladies of perth. you need not feel compromised dear fellow the Trojan horse has been deployed
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RHP User
12 years ago
el president is Machiavellian to a fault and has been awe strucking the ladies of perth. you need not feel compromised dear fellow the Trojan horse has been deployed
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'zu7bcv' Quoting 'submissivegalgc' You could hand feed us to save the need for plastic or any other type of untensils. Will that make you feel a little safer I will take you up on that offer the next time I am in Queensland. I need to make a trip there soon anyway. This will encourage me to make it sooner rather than later If you are happy to try your hand feeding skills on me, I will happily report back to the other members....quality control and all that
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On_Safari
12 years ago
As surely as Helen danced her seductive way along the foritifed walls of Troy babe, would you like THAT history lesson too? And Paintme, no girlfriend; you aren't missing anything just the boys playing with thier members. lol @zu7bc if your planning on hand feeding Submissivegal can you please make it a date in the last week of August so I can watch? If you do it wrong we both get to flog you.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
As surely as Helen danced her seductive way along the foritifed walls of Troy babe, would you like THAT history lesson too? And Paintme, no girlfriend; you aren't missing anything just the boys playing with thier members. lol @zu7bc if your planning on hand feeding Submissivegal can you please make it a date in the last week of August so I can watch? If you do it wrong we both get to flog you.
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RHP User
12 years ago
As can be seen the women missed butting in on Union conversation.They are trying to take over.As much as you try ladies ,you will not be able to send misinformation and confuse us Union members.We are United as never before.We are the ones who undermined Julia Gillard. We are the men in the blue ties,we are UNION!
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Meet the gang 'cause the boys are here -The boys to entertain you.With music and laughter to send you on your way -We're raising the rafters with a hey-hey-hey!With songs and sketches and comedy too -So come with us and you won't feel blue!So meet the gang 'cause the boys are here -The boys to entertain you!B-O-Y-S - boys to entertain you! I'm not taking over sweetcheeks, just waiting for someone to outmanouvre me. Oh and I feel I should add here that I'm a man lover not a hater......just in case.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' Meet the gang 'cause the boys are here -The boys to entertain you.With music and laughter to send you on your way -We're raising the rafters with a hey-hey-hey!With songs and sketches and comedy too -So come with us and you won't feel blue!So meet the gang 'cause the boys are here -The boys to entertain you!B-O-Y-S - boys to entertain you! I'm not taking over sweetcheeks, just waiting for someone to outmanouvre me. Oh and I feel I should add here that I'm a man lover not a hater......just in case. outmanoeuvre you? tis a done deal. we are always 2 steps ahead and no need to give me a history lesson for we are fed this ambrosia from the minute we breach into this world. steeped in 3000 yrs of fable, myth,legend and realities. dad used to recite euripedes and Sophocles to us of a night and regail us of tales of antiquity. the union walks its unyielding phalanx shield held firm in the left hand, spear sure and steady in the right.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
“I Sophocles represent men as they ought to be, Euripides as they are.” or rather "A flattering painter, who made it his care to draw men as they ought to, but not as they are." even in thier BLUE TIES. Please regail me with more yarns about your unyielding phalanx and firm spear LMAO, now I'm intrigued!! Could be more to this Union shite than a bunch of gorgeous boys running around with thier tools in hand after all.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' And Paintme, no girlfriend; you aren't missing anything just the boys playing with thier members. lol *sneaks off to continue filling barrels with gunpowder for the girl's Guy Fawkes night*Toasted marshmellows anyone?
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Yaaay any chance someone will blow my box up?
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wingman2014
12 years ago
It appears our power base is being eroded because we have a rat in the ranks. I move a motion that we bar Queensland women (Indi) from official union business Do I have a second?- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Pfft you women will be your own downfall.Women can not even light an oven how are you going to light a fuse.??
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On_Safari
12 years ago
When I said come play with me I didn't mean incite a mutiny ......but bring it boyfriend!! Quoting 'wingman2013'It appears our power base is being eroded because we have a rat in the ranks. I move a motion that we bar Queensland women (Indi) from official union business Do I have a second?- Posted from rhpmobile I guess the only way you guys can win this battle is to "wuss out" and simply remove me from the debate by veto thereby enabling you "men" to prevent the adoption of any substantive resolutions for your "loosely" established Dicktatership. Not very sportsman ilke but then again, you boys are known to make the rules up as you go. I should have known better than to expect a nice clean, fair fight. Well, the gloves are off; and the jelly is set......who's first?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Are you getting a little hot and bothered by our comments so trying to go the typical diktatorship route and have us removed from the union..? Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' Well, the gloves are off; and the jelly is set......who's first? Perhaps he is worried about what you were planning to do when the gloves were still on...lol But if there is going to be jelly wrestling then I am setting up on the couch with a glass of bubbly and some popcorn to watch the outcome.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'cold_ass_honky' Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' Meet the gang 'cause the boys are here -The boys to entertain you.With music and laughter to send you on your way -We're raising the rafters with a hey-hey-hey!With songs and sketches and comedy too -So come with us and you won't feel blue!So meet the gang 'cause the boys are here -The boys to entertain you!B-O-Y-S - boys to entertain you! I'm not taking over sweetcheeks, just waiting for someone to outmanouvre me. Oh and I feel I should add here that I'm a man lover not a hater......just in case. outmanoeuvre you? tis a done deal. we are always 2 steps ahead and no need to give me a history lesson for we are fed this ambrosia from the minute we breach into this world. steeped in 3000 yrs of fable, myth,legend and realities. dad used to recite euripedes and Sophocles to us of a night and regail us of tales of antiquity. the union walks its unyielding phalanx shield held firm in the left hand, spear sure and steady in the right. My dad regaled me with tales of the Mahabharata and Ramayana. The union has history on it's side and the philosophy to guide us for the betterment of humankind.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Quoting 'Kizza1973'Pfft you women will be your own downfall. Women can not even light an oven how are you going to light a fuse.?? C'mon Kizza my firestarter is battery operated!! And my oven & BBQ have an electric push button ignition switch, get with the times!!
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Well, the gloves are off; and the jelly is set......who's first? Perhaps he is worried about what you were planning to do when the gloves were still on...lol But if there is going to be jelly wrestling then I am setting up on the couch with a glass of bubbly and some popcorn to watch the outcome. Hahahaha I'll pay that one.....shall we tag team then?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Kizza1973'It all started with you telling ,me how you missed the UNION! Before you allowed everyone in. And let's get this clear, you brought it up first, not me.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I never let everyone in .... Mesmerised !I just gave that impression.I like to be polite !And you were supposed to ring someone on drinks night As for Indagine your fire starter is battery operated? We talking about your vibe here?As for your oven that's not a fuse that you light.And you should not be using a BBQ that's men's turf!
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wingman2014
12 years ago
I was just looking for a backdoor way of getting a place on the comitee Now , where can I get one of those Craig Thompson union credit cards and a list of high class Sydney brothels.- Posted from rhpmobile
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Um no actually my vibe is sleeping over at someone else's house abd I actually find the brrrr-ing noise they make kinda off putting. I'm from the beef capital and enjoy my meat on the bone, hung, aged and tender. Yes my lighter is battery operated. Striking iron pyrite with flint in the hope of drawing a spark that survives long enough to set fire to my tinder isn't my thing and went the way of the dinosaur I had thought. Now as for my ability to light a fuse, I don't seem to be doing too bad at igniting quite a few here and on this topic. I might also add, this is all supposed to remain fun banter Kizza "Let he who never misses throw the first stone!" and I have been enjoying the exchange with the light hearted humour I hope has been intended. Now as for my BBQ/outdoor kitchen......your feet must be smaller than mine so please feel free to use my amenities for your cuppy cake baking and there's a sink built into the unit as well so you can do the dishes while you're there. And "Wings" I believe you earnt your place on the Committee with the suggested "coup de gras" and I'd be only too happy to provide you with that list and maybe a VIP pass after all it's not what you know..... Respectfully an articulate and submissive woman.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I see my boys are doing a great job in agitation. stay staunch lads, we have beaten them off before when we were the 300 and outnumbered by the Persian hoardes with flayling dildos in their hands. we will do it again. remember ladies, we are one step ahead at all times. shoosh lads don't say a word, but Mesmirised "debriefs" me every night about upcoming acts of terrorism. we are part of the war of the willing. it must be burnt to the ground, nothing but ash to remain for the phoenix to rise. viva la revolution viva la union viva el presidente btw, we will all be fitted for our brown shirts and leather strappy skirts ala pericles next week. just let me know sizes. they have a good run on at kmart at the min.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Indagine yes all in the name of fun.I forgot to ask ,have you got a licence to operate that BBQ?Honky no need to purchase me any clothes ,i have a old CFMEU shirt that i will wear.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
My equilibrium remains unaffected by the agitation sweet I was more concerned that perhaps I had upset Kizza hence the low blow to my dildo. My demeanor remains submissive, respectful and inquisitive as I ponder your choice of battle garments, yes leather is lovely against the skin; and I'm sure there are to be quite a few legs on the battlefield (thighs in particular) that will prove distracting to my small but well equipped contingent. Leonides was indeed a brave man and when you fall el presidente please rest assured that your vanquished body will not be mangled as his was, but will be lovingly tended and honourably lain to rest. I shall not bathe in the glory that is to come for not all victories are the expected and apparent nor noteworthy of over zealous celebration when the might of bulls and lions have not stayed the enemy for SHE has Zeus' might. Actually the only other staunch woman besides myself and Paintme has been Submissivegal (a fellow Queenslander) and we thought, to aide you in your purchase of kinky leather skirts (and no doubt "blinged" sandals); we could promote the Jelly Fight as "Squirt Maiden and CQ Vanilla vs ColdAss, KizzAss and Feathers in the 1st ever RHP Babe vs Ballz Jelly Tag Title. Ringside seats $100 BYO raincoats and snorkels, Mosh Pit $80 BYO raincoats and the planks up the back $50 BYO Kleenex. I also note you were two steps ahead a page or two back and now that has dwindled to one.....could it be you have developed a hitch in your giddyup?
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RHP User
12 years ago
there is nothing greater than to die a warrior's death to a worthy opponent on the battlefield. problem is, meh, all u lasses aint that worthy or fit enough to even set foot on the same metaphorical killing fields as moi. heheheh (he shoots, he scores) I say one step ahead now not two as we lost a traitor to the other side. we had our very own ephialtes.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Performance of the Babes vs Ballz Jelly Tag Titles... Imagine the money we will bring in Indagine Do you reckon it will be enough to retire on?I can imagine the front row will be quickly filled with male members of the union.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
And sing beautifully of your deluded greatness. You may have shot but I'm uncertain if the masses following this thread would agree that you've scored. I am more of the thought that the "lasses" have held thier own quite well and were it not for my unfailing faith that there is hope for your leadership under Kizza's staunch support (a bit like Kevin Rudd lol) I would not have continued to goad you to potential greatness. For behind every great man there is a woman with blood on her hands. I will have your back but not until Sub and I mop the canvas with you and your gorgeous Myrmidons. And no beautiful I think the front row should be an equal opportunity zone where both sexes are able to enjoy the close-ups and I doubt we'll make enough money to retire on, just enough to help the UNION boys with thier fetish for leather skirts and cuppy cakes....... lol and maybe enough money to have a "sausage sizzle" after the match is done but I like the way you are thinking.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Um I've had quite a bit of practice on it already and the rotisserie does a great job? The licence seemed a moot point at the time because it was a gift from my old organisation and at the time I was more concerned that it might have a bomb amongst the packaging!! Quoting 'Kizza1973'Indagine yes all in the name of fun.I forgot to ask ,have you got a licence to operate that BBQ? Honky no need to purchase me any clothes ,i have a old CFMEU shirt that i will wear. I have a few old Union Rep skins I could lend you instead.They become rather supple and luxurious once stretched and beaten a few times.
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RHP User
12 years ago
bahahahahahaha I have utter faith in my little kizzaroonie. and jest all u want subsie and indavagina. for our victory will not be pyrrhic
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On_Safari
12 years ago
The act of an obviously desperate leader they do it all the time in parliament house when they wish to deny the inevitable or the direct the scrutiny of thier failings in another direction entirely. (shrugs shoulders disappointedly) I am far from being Lady MacBeth but I have been known to diffuse an antagonist or ten before my morning cup of tea. I must say I am disappointed by your apparent lack of chivalry in the face of defeat and thus far I have lost none of my sexy army....so then where is this pyrrhic victory? Given it's only really been myself, Sub and our highly skilled sapper Paintme I think you need to just suck it up boyfriends.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Gentlemen of the UNION I salute you all.....you are truly wonderous specimens of masculinity and I am, have and will continue to enjoy you all immensely. Honky I would gladly shout you that coffee at 2am in some dodgy all night cafe should you ever require further goading into anything else from an able-bodied, adventurous, spontaneous and inquisitive woman. And in the words of our illustrious UNION "Tete futue" Thank you people, the girls and I WILL be available to sign autographs later; right now I need to have a cup of tea and a rock cake....lol I'm hungry!! Thank you Kizza, Wingman and others you're fabulous!
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belladonna888
12 years ago
Quoting 'cold_ass_honky' I see my boys are doing a great job in agitation. stay staunch lads, we have beaten them off before when we were the 300 and outnumbered by the Persian hoardes with flayling dildos in their hands. we will do it again. remember ladies, we are one step ahead at all times. shoosh lads don't say a word, but Mesmirised "debriefs" me every night about upcoming acts of terrorism. we are part of the war of the willing. it must be burnt to the ground, nothing but ash to remain for the phoenix to rise. viva la revolution viva la union viva el presidente btw, we will all be fitted for our brown shirts and leather strappy skirts ala pericles next week. just let me know sizes. they have a good run on at kmart at the min.Oh please , you are never one step ahead of us , your always two steps behind watching our ass as we walk away
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' Gentlemen of the UNION I salute you all.....you are truly wonderous specimens of masculinity and I am, have and will continue to enjoy you all immensely. Honky I would gladly shout you that coffee at 2am in some dodgy all night cafe should you ever require further goading into anything else from an able-bodied, adventurous, spontaneous and inquisitive woman. And in the words of our illustrious UNION "Tete futue" Thank you people, the girls and I WILL be available to sign autographs later; right now I need to have a cup of tea and a rock cake....lol I'm hungry!! Thank you Kizza, Wingman and others you're fabulous!we aint falling for that ole chestnut.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Whatever could you mean Honky? I figured you'd had enough of sparring with me.....
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wingman2014
12 years ago
Ladies can we at least make this battle classy if we are going to charge admission? I propose we pour in a case of vodka to the tub so us victors can sample the spoils of war by doing jelly shots off your vanquished bits.- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I see that you, Kiz and Honks have given the State of the Union a dress
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'wingman2013' Ladies can we at least make this battle classy if we are going to charge admission? I propose we pour in a case of vodka to the tub so us victors can sample the spoils of war by doing jelly shots off your vanquished bits.- Posted from rhpmobile Sounds like a fun idea, but better make it good quality Vodka, in keeping with the classy aspect of the event of course!
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