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So, I didn't reply to your message today
August 04 2016
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RHP User
9 years ago
Notice to tinder users... show some consistency. Age (13 years? Sheesh) and attitude towards people on sites like this / go to adult clubs. Binned your ass
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RHP User
9 years ago
guy 1 - you went quiet, didn't reply to my last message 10 days ago, then casually send me a message rejoining the conversation ?? this after full on talk about both of us being into each other, how great it all was blah blah we've been seeing each other for a long time now, where's the respect? guy 2 - you asked me what I was going to do to you, I let go and delivered some very personal thoughts about what exactly I was going to do to you so were you planning on telling me what you were going to do to me or is it all about you, just wondered guy 3 - I hit on a body, and although I appreciate getting a reply, I pretty quickly need to see more of you, as a bare minimum, to help develop trust, verify in some way, but also to see if I'm attracted to the whole body. Pretty reasonable wouldn't you think? so 2, 3, messages later being asked if I have kik screams either married or attached or trying to rush me off the site because you have a stolen picture. I'm sorry, but no-one gets my off this site that easily, not usually anyway guys 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10............same as above (this is pretty standard) guy 11 - so I hit on a body, similar to above, and I appreciate your extra pictures, but what happened to the image I saw first. It could very well be the same body, but the clean, sexy looking guy was then shown as dirty, kind of weathered looking, not the same image or vision, best to show how you really look in your main picture. Waste of my time, and waste of yours, why bother. Show yourself as you really are guy 12 - thank you for improving on the above highlighted problem of withholding pictures by giving me vision, but why is it none of your pictures look like they're from the same decade, of even of the same person. I suspect you're a lot closer to my age than you claim and I suspect you have helped yourself to the vision of others guys 13 - I tell you I'm busy working, late, early hours of the morning, say i have to get some sleep because I have a big day, lots to do, but we'll work out a time, then the pushy talk, wanting me to hook up that morning. I know you're attached, and I might be okay with that, but it's not all about you and your needs. Why the fuck can't guys ever commit to a time a week in advance. Much as I love being a back up fuck guys, if I really mattered to you or if you were really turned on by me, you'd be more than happy to schedule in advance I_touch is cracking the whip. In the words of Aretha Franklin R.E.S.P.E.C.T.
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RHP User
9 years ago
fuck it, here's the full version, take note guys, if you want a root R.E.S.P.E.C.T. I ain't gonna do you wrong while you're gone Ain't gonna do you wrong (oo) 'cause I don't wanna (oo) All I'm askin' (oo) Is for a little respect when you come home (just a little bit) Baby (just a little bit) when you get home (just a little bit) Yeah (just a little bit) I'm about to give you all of my money And all I'm askin' in return, honey Is to give me my propers When you get home (just a, just a, just a, just a) Yeah baby (just a, just a, just a, just a) When you get home (just a little bit) Yeah (just a little bit) Ooo, your kisses (oo) Sweeter than honey (oo) And guess what? (oo) So is my money (oo) All I want you to do (oo) for me Is give it to me when you get home (re, re, re ,re) Yeah baby (re, re, re ,re) Whip it to me (respect, just a little bit) When you get home, now (just a little bit) R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T Take care, TCB Oh (sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me) A little respect (sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me) Whoa, babe (just a little bit) A little respect (just a little bit) I get tired (just a little bit) Keep on tryin' (just a little bit) You're runnin' out of foolin' (just a little bit) And I ain't lyin' (just a little bit) (re, re, re, re) 'spect When you come home (re, re, re ,re) Or you might walk in (respect, just a little bit) And find out I'm gone (just a little bit) I got to have (just a little bit) A little respect (just a little bit)
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RHP User
9 years ago
sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me............
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Tall74nHard9
9 years ago
Seems you're just a magnet for all the wrong guys - what have you got written in your profile that I have missed reading ? Seems the real trustworthy guys are not in your area Tall
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RHP User
9 years ago
Would love to play what? Scrabble, a John Farnham LP, eye spy, with my feelings, my hair, my arse?
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RHP User
9 years ago
"I spy with my little eye"... Peachy
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RHP User
9 years ago
Because you didn't reply to mine on a vanilla site. :s (And I can be that juvenile at times :s)
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
Fool me. Then you took 5 months to reply to mine. You said you were keen. So i replied again and said "at this rate, it will take 5 years to organise a root" And my message sits there unopened. Sitting there. Sitting there. Im growing older. So while my hands free is working on my zimmerframe, i need to say..... "Fuck off". But that would mean answering your message.......again. Where will it end?
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RHP User
9 years ago
That was funny albeit in a rather tragic way. :-P WTF... Five months to reply?! Love your retort, heavily seasoned with pepper and capsicum! LOL! ;-) You rock! Keep that one for the Comedy Club! *thumbs up!
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RHP User
9 years ago
... the brain has to be stimulated before it activates the juice factory in the mystical land of Pussy, and your profile and msg just didn't make the cut. :-P
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RHP User
9 years ago
I reply to all messages. It used to take a long time as i get a few, as most females do. I have now written my own template & i select all the ones to reply to and do a bulk reply in one foul swoop, so easy. I have been lucky, over the 4+yrs of being on here, i have always had polite replies back thanking me for taking the time I'm sorry t read you have had some awful messages :-(
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Seachange73
9 years ago
Quoting 'Summersolstice' I was not expecting an auto-reply saying you are looking forward to being with me soon, in response to my "no thanks". That creeped me out actually, so you're blocked. im having a giggle reading your posts. you are a errr... special-sort-of-guy magnet. Lol
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RHP User
9 years ago
Sup gurl? U damn hawt in ur ama pic u n me cud hav a fkn awsm time in da sac. Msg me 4 sum mor hawt conv an we can gt shit sawted
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Seachange73
9 years ago
Quoting 'SoftandCurious' Sup gurl? U damn hawt in ur ama pic u n me cud hav a fkn awsm time in da sac. Msg me 4 sum mor hawt conv an we can gt shit sawted how can you not respond? He is simply..... irresistable!
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RHP User
9 years ago
IKR? Wat a boi! 😉
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RHP User
9 years ago
I got it but communication would give me a headache with all of the eye rolling I'd be doing while reading his messages 😝
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RHP User
9 years ago
Him "hi love to meet" Me "sorry you don't match what I'm looking for, good luck with your search" Him "hi love to meet" Me "sorry you don't match what I'm looking for, good luck with your search" Him "hi love to meet" Me "sorry you don't match what I'm looking for, good luck with your search" Him "hi love to meet" Me "sorry you don't match what I'm looking for, good luck with your search" Him "hi love to meet" Wtf?
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RHP User
9 years ago
So on one hand I want to take pot shots at this thread for being sexist and picking on males. On the other hand I know that 99% of online males are fucking dumb arses and this thread is not only warranted, it's gold. sup gurl u want cock
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RHP User
9 years ago
I plead innocent! Why have you assumed all of them were levelled at cis males? ^^ Man-bashing? Nope. Lame message-bashing... Yarp Separately, I didn't reply.... As I found it hard to understand the nonsensical message. I *think* what you were trying to convey, is that because I had listed an interest in cross-dressing, that I am really a guy - and if I'm not, I have to prove myself to you by sending you a pussy pic. Yeah... no.
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RHP User
9 years ago
I received this message the other day "I'd like to go out for a drink or coffee sometimes with a little light bondage. Sound enticing?" Umm I like to have my hands free for my coffee :)
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Summersolstice' Coffee with a little light bondage. Still a better love story than Fifty Shades of Gray. I couldn't agree more but I am still guilty of watching it when it comes on Foxtel. I am embarrassed to admit I can quote a line from the movie haha
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Summersolstice' Coffee with a little light bondage. Still a better love story than Fifty Shades of Gray. "As I stood in the WINZ queue and thought up reasons why I can't work, a sweet smell drifted past my squashed down nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, sweat and Lynx Africa. I turned and there he was, Hemi. With his baggy pants halfway down his arse, our eyes met. Even though he had four teeth missing from a fight at Hunters Corner, I yearned for him to fill the lonely hours between Dr Oz and Sticky TV. As he approached me with his self tattooed arms hanging above his 20 year old rugby shorts, his smile instantly told me... It was Dole day! I knew then and there that my Supre jeggings wou1d be hanging off the lamp shade after a long romantic dinner at KFC tonight. But we couldn't wait for the night... oh my... he was soon lifting me up onto the paper recycling bin behind New World. He had already tied his Rottie to a post in the alleyway so we would not get disturbed, even though there was a homeless guy watching us with one hand down his pants, we didn't mind... it just added to the mystery. And after three minutes of mind blowing love, I knew my life had changed forever. I made a promise to him then and there, that he could see the baby on the weekends." c/- <razorsedge> NZ
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RHP User
9 years ago
you go girrrlfriend ... yes it would seem we are damned if we do and damned if we don 't.
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RHP User
9 years ago
because you took your eye of the prize snooze you lose in this life, sorry
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RHP User
9 years ago
of should have been 'off'
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RHP User
9 years ago
Haven't laughed this much in ages. Great topic.
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RHP User
9 years ago
"hru" isn't a word, let alone a sentence, let alone a message. :s
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Seachange73
9 years ago
Quoting 'SportsFiend' So on one hand I want to take pot shots at this thread for being sexist and picking on males. On the other hand I know that 99% of online males are fucking dumb arses and this thread is not only warranted, it's gold. sup gurl u want cock not man bashing. surely, men also received cranky, stupid messages from women, men, and couples? You must have a jewel or two stashed away under your dream pillow.
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RHP User
9 years ago
thanks for the fuuny!! xx
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RHP User
9 years ago
Oh dear, Summer. Gross! Someone really should stick an apostrophe right between his ur.
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Cazz61
9 years ago
Frankly I didn't respond to your message because its was just wrong!!! Can I share you with my 19 yr old son
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RHP User
9 years ago
ewwww!
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RHP User
9 years ago
I didn't reply to your message because all was going well, almost at hookup, exchanging phone numbers, and then you ask me if I like to indulge in pills ?? My ghosting is my response. I don't need medication to enjoy sex. Sex is a very intimate act, you need to learn to appreciate the privilege. An opportunity missed, there will be more, lose the pills
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RHP User
9 years ago
to your message of "I am more than just a pic and am more interesting in person" Sorry...no pic, no chat, and definitely not meeting a faceless stranger
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RHP User
9 years ago
Eiliethiya -not hard to be more interesting than empty an empty void. Wasn't much of a vote or confidence. Touch. Is a bit of chem play about the place, so i can't really hope he meant a Pilnser. And Caz... I don't want to comment on that one, so Ill just 'bleaugh'
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RHP User
9 years ago
because your offer of a 'quick' drink to see if we were into each other or not, was kind of the straw that broke the camel's back 😀😜 I think my first instincts were correct. Have fun, I'm sure you'll find someone who you're more compatible with. You made me feel like a minor inconvenience, especially when you said you weren't available weekends? Why? Either you're attached OR don't place me high enough on your social calendar importance ranking, to get a weekend berth 👎 what shits me is I NEVER hook up with guys your age, I made an exception for you. Give me young guys and day, they're not so arrogant. I'm very happy for you to have your fun with other women, but you won't be sharing intimacy with me
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RHP User
9 years ago
Any day I meant
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RHP User
9 years ago
and I shouldn't have bothered.My profile clearly states 'meet first, play later'...I even mention it in my "about me" section.And yet because you're passing through...it's a waste of time to meet for drink/coffee and have an actual conversation, how 'bout you just come to my house for a quickie ?! Yeah...NO. I'm not just some anonymous willing vagina...there's an actual woman attached to it...
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RHP User
9 years ago
I've been throwing quite a few to the Kerb lately lol 😀 so I did reply, and I also shouldn't have. I was put off initially with you calling me all the time. I didn't tell you to do that and it was annoying when I was busy working. So I went a bit quiet then, instinct was kicking in. Then I finally gave you some voice time, sex related talk followed, I was still not into you btw more so when you asked me if I liked lap dancing, and after I relayed how much I love giving oral, what that does for me, and telling you I was too busy to hook up, you very generously offered to pick me up and I could give you a blow job in the car haha yeah right, then got shitty when I told you you were a selfish lover. If I recall correctly, threw my age at me, something about a 52 yr old. My response? "I'm 53" 😂😂😂 I'd just had a birthday. My birthday present to me was backing out of that one before it happened 😎
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RHP User
9 years ago
"I'm gunna nut all over your tits" No - it wasn't this site, but good for illustrative purposes.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'PepperRose' "I'm gunna nut all over your tits" No - it wasn't this site, but good for illustrative purposes. ugh, "tits" sounds so uncouth
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RHP User
9 years ago
Because you wanted me to fantasise that you're my brother. 1st message......words fail me.....
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dessert_guy2004
9 years ago
I thought u only reply when u get that dancing duck video 👍👍😎😎 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
I was busy........ Fucking your sister :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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Seachange73
9 years ago
That's gross. Eeew Good start to the year. Haha. Glad to see you back. :-)
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RHP User
9 years ago
Red - ugh Dessert - add a letter here, remove a letter there and ... nah duck it, you're correct
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compressor
9 years ago
I sure would if ladies sent me a message even if it was just to wish them luck and to have fun
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
Replied to a flirt from a man. His reply_: "hi. I'm finding this rhp site a bit slow, how about you. My name is #@$&#). Me-: "well if you are setting the example, no wonder. Took you 2 weeks to reply to my message" And guys wonder why they don't do well...... Ffs....
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RHP User
9 years ago
Despite my message being non template, descriptive, and inclusive of content in your profile ( that I read ) A reply obviously wasn't warranted because I'm not a 20 year old with the body of a god. So in short, I didn't reply, because you didn't send a reply or a message to start with
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Insomnian' Despite my message being non template, descriptive, and inclusive of content in your profile ( that I read ) A reply obviously wasn't warranted because I'm not a 20 year old with the body of a god. So in short, I didn't reply, because you didn't send a reply or a message to start with Don't take it personally or let it get to you. Cos when you do, and you make comments like this...then you're definitely not going to get replies. No woman likes a whiny man...
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On_Safari
9 years ago
"Let's watch each other cum" My reply.....no seriously SHOULD I REPLY?
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RHP User
9 years ago
You do realise that this is a women and couples only whinging forum and that the men should stick to their whinging and moaning on their, 'Not Getting any Replies'. threads. Personally, as a Woman speaking on my own behalf, I'm not fond of 'whining' in general. But seriously, I don't think the generalisations you used are even a fraction of the overall problem. It's easy to find fault and something of a talent to focus on the positives. Peachy
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'On_Safari' "Let's watch each other cum" My reply.....no seriously SHOULD I REPLY? I'd much rather watch you go
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RHP User
9 years ago
It surely may be relied, The message unreplied Proposed a position - For her no mission Or yet, some kink untried?
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RHP User
9 years ago
Would appear I've been away longer then I remember and have forgotten forum rules.
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RHP User
9 years ago
If I didn't respond to your 1st message asking me " hey, wanna fuck?", then I'm unlikely to respond to your 10th message. Because I'm not interested in being your husbands 'play toy' and taking your sexual takeaway order. Because I feel lazy today and can't be bothered. Because when you asked, "hey can I see your picks" in the first message, you've obviously mistaken me for the librarian at the local wank material library. Because your cock with cum spilling over pic offered in the first message made me want to vomit my breakfast up. Have some class boy! Cause, we'll just because..... MM. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
So lads, the ladies' posts in this thread have been pretty clear: If you want to raise your chance, Give profiles more than a glance, And show another angle Than a pic o' your dangle. Who knows? You might even try romance!
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On_Safari
9 years ago
Quoting 'mischievous_me'Because when you asked, "hey can I see your picks" in the first message, you've obviously mistaken me for the librarian at the local wank material library. Because your cock with cum spilling over pic offered in the first message made me want to vomit my breakfast up. Have some class boy! MM. I just found the perfect man, no seriously!! He's succinct, articulate, honest AND witty About MeI'm a recovering workaholic, which is why I can never work. Even light work, I can't touch it. Maybe one day, I'll help an old lady with a bag of groceries -- boom! Workaholism is such a tough addiction to get over. I had to divorce my wife because she was an enabler.I am Looking ForSomebody whose crazy matches my crazy You know who you are and I think love you ~ Indy xx
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'mischievous_me' If I didn't respond to your 1st message asking me " hey, wanna fuck?"If I were to receive a message like that from a woman, I probably pass out...then dash off to the chemist and see if I could be fitted for a stainless steel condom. No.....
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RHP User
9 years ago
Methinks those are the kind of condoms we want to be relying on in these days of stealthing Midnight, your next venture maybe?... Apparently judgement by message is not enough of a satisfactory agreement to settle on in this day and age... That sucks, Peachy
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
06:04 Thanks Annie Have had bad experiences. Your face is familiar. Did you work as an escort near seaford footy ground. If so we had sex together at your double story house. I am. The guy with the big Italian cock Lol. Nice message. Got my curiosity up though....... Maybe I will reply. Italian cock.....
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MsJonesy
8 years ago
I'm wondering if the description of double storey townhouse in Seaford is a euphemism for a well known swingers club in the area? 😁
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Lol. Still shaking my head at the message. Been a huge 12 hrs with the mess at S&S. And had a few girls come up to me thinking l was someone else that they partied with at underground venues. Must be my evil twin who is working as an escort. And I've been told they have seen my photo advertising a escort service........
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MissBishere
8 years ago
Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' Lol. Still shaking my head at the message. Been a huge 12 hrs with the mess at S&S. And had a few girls come up to me thinking l was someone else that they partied with at underground venues. Must be my evil twin who is working as an escort. And I've been told they have seen my photo advertising a escort service........ have you tried to reverse image search your pics? I have found mine in random paces.
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RHP User
8 years ago
I'd insist on commission
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RHP User
8 years ago
Italian cock? 😛
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RHP User
8 years ago
You asked to smell my old gym shoes!?!? Just no' - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I didn't reply because you failed to stimulate my mind with your dick pic!
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RHP User
8 years ago
I don't know how but some on here send msgs to say hi, a two letter msg to you you then tell you there a guest and cant return msgs . even asking ppl to friend you or update a totally blank profile .,search thumbnail pages should have your age and what age group your seeking so you don't have to waste times searching non active profiles,too many profiles and all guests ,
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RHP User
8 years ago
I like to reply even to say it's a no thanks Some people don't put any effort into the first message or have a dick pic I know it's a bit of double standards looking at my pics but A dick pic is a no from me lol
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
His first message was "Hi, want a fuck?" To which l didn't reply Next message 3 weeks later. "Hi."
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RHP User
8 years ago
A little selection from the last week> Guy 1 - u ever in Bali Guy 2 - too much, waaaaaay too much in a first message. I don't like erotic stories or text that sounds similar to that, worse at age 50, tone it down, it just sounded creepy, particularly putting 'princess' in there. Sounded more like your fantasy than mine. Sorry it's a no from me and I won't be replying Guy 3 - married or attached tyre kicker, after pictures pretty much immediately and wanting to know what I was going to do to him, no mention of what he was going to do to me. Perfect specimen you are, body wise, but you have a long way to go in other areas. Hence my no reply. Yeah nah. Any wonder your partner isn't interested 👎 Guy 4 - 10 ask me's? I don't have time to ask that many questions. Next Guy 5 - busy day ahead? Why do you ask, fancied your chances of a quick fuck? Damn, you were hot too. You may not have meant it that way, but that's how I read it Guy 6 - I adore you as a person but I never had any intention of sharing intimacy with you, never spoke that way to you, so your messages suggesting what we would/could be doing if closer, were inappropriate. You don't fit my criteria as a lover, sorry. If I was interested in that, trust me you would have known right from the get go That'll do for now 😇
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RHP User
8 years ago
Guy 6 was a few weeks back now
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RHP User
8 years ago
...your first message was "Hi Betty, looking good there. Are you on kik whatsapp etc.. lets chat." Let's not...
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RHP User
8 years ago
Oh yes, the classic rush us off the site tactic 😉 What's the rush guys, something to hide?
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RHP User
8 years ago
because your waxing lyrical about how you love what I've written in my profile may be lovely and flattering, but considering that all my profile currently says is I'm not meeting anyone I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and say that you haven't actually read it
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' You said I'm such a sweet pretty girl... WTF? knows you well
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RHP User
8 years ago
I didn't reply to your message because you look nothing like the pictures on your profile, a much older version to start with, not limited to. Is this a bad thing? Not necessarily, had you been honest in the first place, our connection might have got you over the line, I just can't stand deceipt/deception, along with the sly head and shoulders and fully clothed pics sent through, which highlight your lack of confidence. It's a no from me. Suggest you update your profile. Stand proud as the person you are today. You are a good looking man, anyway up to you how you proceed, but it won't be with me, sorry
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RHP User
8 years ago
Your ''Mmmmm damn your hot perfect body and tits" message was so enticing and intriguing that I was totally heading for the reply button....but then you had to go and send me a friend request, thus demonstrating that you can't even be bothered to read 5 lines of text
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RHP User
8 years ago
Thanks for the clear demonstration that you haven't read a single word of my profile. Now I don't need to feel even the slightest bit guilty for not replying to your (less than) tempting message 😄
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RHP User
8 years ago
I did reply to your message... and then, 4 messages in you say you didn't realise I am married Apparently you read my profile... yeah, nah...
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RHP User
8 years ago
I didn't reply as tempting as it is to get a message from someone that doesn't match what we are looking for and be charmed with a wassup? The pg full of dick pics almost got me to reply but the selfie looking like a crim and not smiling did it for me!
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RHP User
8 years ago
you are not what l am looking for! so easy!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Obviously guys answer all messages? No guy posting with any problem.......
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RHP User
8 years ago
... because I've realised that after politely replying three times to tell you that I'm not meeting or chatting with anyone beyond the forums (as stated in my profile), I'm just wasting my breath. Hopefully you'll find being blocked easier to understand?
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RHP User
8 years ago
"Hey. Would you like a guy to go down on you till you cum? And you do nothing in return." That was the entire message... 😂😂 Are there seriously people out there who only want oral sex? My vibrator works just fine and I don't have to talk to it 😎
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