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Shortest Jokes: Being surprised by something you already know.
February 10 2018
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MsSuperFoxy
8 years ago
Because you get eight twice! Ms Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
8 years ago
Dude, your dick is hanging out. 🙊 Ms Foxy
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RHP User
8 years ago
I was wondering, why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets... then it hit me.
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RHP User
8 years ago
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?.....A receding hare-line.
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RHP User
8 years ago
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"
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RHP User
8 years ago
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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Aristippusx2
8 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' Dude, your dick is hanging out. 🙊 Ms Foxy A sideways joke for Ms Foxy What did 0 say to the number 8? Love the belt!
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RHP User
8 years ago
The next time someone says to you "Expect the unexpected" Slap them across the face and say "You didn't expect that did you?" - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
"stunts4cunts" - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
So I youtubed an 'Agro' adults only vidhe was a bloody funny puppeteer and a dirty bugger at that. Anyways he told a joke I had totally forgotten. Why don't blind people bungee jump? Cause it scares the shit out of the dog
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'pangolin28' Why don't blind people bungee jump? Cause it scares the shit out of the dog How does a blind skydiver know when he is getting close to the ground? The dog's lead goes slack.
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RHP User
8 years ago
what's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on me - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
two nuns walking down an alley when two men jump out and start raping them. one nun says "forgive them father they know not what they do" other nun say "this one does!" - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
says "i think I'm a moth" doctor says"why did you come here then" the man replies " light was on" - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
so i will. apologies to all blondes but... what do you call three blondes standing ear to ear? wind tunnel what do you call a group of blondes in a circle? dope ring what'sthe difference between a prostitute a nymphomaniac and a blonde? prostitute says "are you done yet? " nymph says "are you done already?" and a blonde says "beige, i think I'll paint the ceiling beige" - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
you'd think the last guy would have seen it. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
what do you call a guy with a shovel in his head? doug what do you call a guy without a shovel in his head? douglas what do you call a guy with a rabbit up his butt? warren what do you call a guy no arms or legs floating in the ocean? bob - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
first says "wish i could do that" other says "I'd pat him first" - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
What would a donkey wear?..... Find a talking one he'll tell you.
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RHP User
8 years ago
What rhymes with orange? No it doesn't. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I came up with a profile name when I was trying to think of something for MrMojoRisin. Peachy
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RHP User
8 years ago
A duck was going to cross the road and the chicken said don't do it you'll never hear the end of it.
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RHP User
8 years ago
It would never have worked because you're not Scottish but it amused me enough to share it anyway, lol. Peachy Why aren’t koalas actual bears?The don’t meet the koalafications.
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RHP User
8 years ago
A font walks into a bar. The barman says "We don't serve your type here." Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. "I think I've lost an electron!", says one. "Are you sure?" "I'm positive." An Australian, Irishman and a Scotsman, a priest, a rabbi, two nuns, a penguin, a horse, and a man carrying a duck walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this, some kind of joke?" - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Yes it is!
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RHP User
8 years ago
Plant a politician
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