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Sexual descriptions that make you go nooooo
July 06 2015
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'tylannister' Still can't get used to the Aussie use of the word 'root'. when people refer to a man's fanny
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RHP User
10 years ago
$$$ Disclaimer: the following tale does not in any way represent the author's personal views on the appropriate use of sexualised language. It is simply one almighty piss take prompted by the current forum topic. $$$$ Out for a night on the piss, desperate for a root. Headed to the local meat market - lots of gash on offer. Cute little cumbuckets everywhere, just gagging for my man meat. So many options, where was I to dump a load? The old trouser snake was fairly standing to attention - a veritable tent pole in me scuddies. A few frothies later, needed to siphon the python. While taking a slash, had to make decision - would I be chasing the giant chest pillows, or looking for an ironing board? Blond bombshell, or a bit of ginger minge? Anorexic angel, or a bit of chubby chasing? Walked out the dunnies, and there she was - little stunner with the perfect lips for a gobby. Looked like she could suck the rear end off a dump truck. I knew what pool my taddies would be swimming in that night. And what an outfit! Camel-toe of the year and headlights on full beam. Chassis of the century. Decided to pull out all me moves - shit, forgot to bring the frangers! Oh we'll, schlong slurping and titty fucking it will have to be - can't afford to go bare back riding and leave me baby gravy behind. No time to be a baby daddy to some little rug rat. Suppose this means I'll be going the growl as well - fish tacos for dinner! Better not be sporting no 70's hairstyle though - not a fan of a beard on my clam.... Actual thought processes of a typical north frankston twenty something male, recorded in a survey at the grand hotel, 4:30 am on a Thursday night.....
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RHP User
10 years ago
your Shit Shute Wtf makes anyone think that is in anyway sexy.... Oh dear😂😂😎😎
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RHP User
10 years ago
Yuk. Reminds me of Benny Hill.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I very recently received a message that said he wanted to 'suck on my flaps' and 'taste my wet pussy juices' Yeah, no thanks. What a charmer. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Never understood why some man use such words , I prefer to stay classy and let your imanigation run wild ladys
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'hotwife87' I very recently received a message that said he wanted to 'suck on my flaps' and 'taste my wet pussy juices' Flaps is another awful one
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RHP User
10 years ago
Meat. Nope nope nope nope nope.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I think it depends upon the person asking the question or making the request - combined with the context. Typically, I'm polite and use seductive language that would appeal to fans of William Lazenby or Viscount Ladywood... Other days - and given the appropriate audience I use phrases that would offend or turn off most women here - or so it would seem given this thread.....although I've never been told to stop?! I like the phrase, 'Eaten out'....
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RHP User
10 years ago
I read in a story once (not said to me personally thank you jesus!) was: "unload in your greasy back pussy" My friend as I still laugh about it! So gross!!!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'veganman2015' I like the phrase, 'Eaten out'.... Woke up to a message from a guy saying he would like to eat from me, and a second of him cursing himself and explaining he meant to say he hoped to hear from me. He'd blocked me by the time I read them. Not a sexual one, but my boss kept saying in a meeting today she wanted to flesh things out. Maybe it's because English is not my first language, but nope! I think it is a terrible word and wonder sometimes if we'd eat less meat if it were called flesh.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'TongueCramps' $$$ Disclaimer: the following tale does not in any way represent the author's personal views on the appropriate use of sexualised language. It is simply one almighty piss take prompted by the current forum topic. $$$$ Out for a night on the piss, desperate for a root. Headed to the local meat market - lots of gash on offer. Cute little cumbuckets everywhere, just gagging for my man meat. So many options, where was I to dump a load? The old trouser snake was fairly standing to attention - a veritable tent pole in me scuddies. A few frothies later, needed to siphon the python. While taking a slash, had to make decision - would I be chasing the giant chest pillows, or looking for an ironing board? ......funny as, I can just hear the voice too - a high pitched aussie drawl.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Not a sexual one, but my boss kept saying in a meeting today she wanted to flesh things out. Maybe it's because English is not my first language, but nope! I'd say that is the reason, it sounds pretty normal to me
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RHP User
10 years ago
I just learned a new one: Vinegar strokes. I just can't even.
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RHP User
10 years ago
some in the know say it tastes sweeter when you stop smoking who would of thought you can turn vinegar to wine drink to good health 'chin-chin'
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RHP User
10 years ago
I WANT TO PLAY WITH YOUR GUTTED RABBIT?? Yep that one will work?? Not! Apparently this one has been offered and surprisingly rejected lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'DoctorPercival' When you think about it, most sexual descriptions are pretty bad... Smash ya box - (So we're playing Crash Bandicoot now?)Give 'er a dickin' - (Just....no.)Going the growl / growling her out - (Have you ever growled into a Vagina? Does it growl back? I may never sleep again!)Sowing the seed - (Did you plough it first?? Oh...you did...well...add that to the list too ya farmer...)Give 'er me swimmers - (Did you also give 'er your T-Shirt too? And while I'm at it, what if you're impotent? Would you say you gave 'er your floaters??)Tap dat ass - (TAP?? This is why you are just a little girl. Firm hands get the women... *winks*)Throat my choad - (Clever....maybe? But just more disturbing...)Pleasure hole - (What is that...a chasm in a nice community???)She wants the 'D' - (Really? Why always the D? Why is it never the K? Or the Z? D gets all the luck...) And my personal unfavourite - "Fucked her guts out". I mean....really? Is she dead? Are you now a murderer?? LOL... Just had to comment on the last one. "Fucked her guts out"...I've heard "Fucked her BRAINS out" but never heard the 'guts' one. It's a little sick, really... Tsk Tsk Tsk
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RHP User
10 years ago
I think the difference between fucked her guts/brains out, is the difference between oral or vaginal sex. It's probably made up by the same person who coined the unsavoury phrase "up to your nuts in guts" - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Meat. Nope nope nope nope nope. Meat flaps? Meat curtains you mean?
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RHP User
10 years ago
On the less vulgar side, I will also cringe if you refer to sex as "cuddles", "nookie" or "yumyum"
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RHP User
10 years ago
So do you like to snuggle? :-P
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'CravingTouch' On the less vulgar side, I will also cringe if you refer to sex as "cuddles", "nookie" or "yumyum" yumyum and nookie??!! I'd feel like I was hooking up with a primary schooler, yuck. 'cuddles' I'd find it weird if it was in a casual type thing, but in an actual relationship I don't mind this one - it feels more of an intimate term, and more likely will actually involve the aforementioned "cuddling" :)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Wow that's amazing, suddenly your wet nipples are repulsive. The power of words!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'S_OnTheLoose' yumyum and nookie??!! I'd feel like I was hooking up with a primary schooler, yuck. 'cuddles' I'd find it weird if it was in a casual type thing, but in an actual relationship I don't mind this one - it feels more of an intimate term, and more likely will actually involve the aforementioned "cuddling" :) Yeah, they are just so very immature, same goes for "Wanna go have some sexy time?" While I'm on it, even if you aren't sounding like you're scared of using big-boy words, it's awkward and a big turn off when you ask for sex like a child asks a parent for lollies. Tip of the day for men initiating sex: Don't LITERALLY ask for it, use your body, and ours will reply.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ugh. Just grow the hell up
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RHP User
10 years ago
boring words like vagina (worse 'vag' ) and penis, what's wrong with pussy and cock. The cliches like 'norty 40's' god pleeeease. I've been naughty all my life, how does being 40 make a difference (or 51 cough) and agree with the note on spelling above. There are also 'terms of endearment', as justified by them after I express my distaste, that fair make the hair stand up on my neck, but I can't reveal those, part of my screening process. Or having fun 'in the bedroom' wtf who has sex in a bedroom haha that expression bores me to death, it's like lights out, under the covers, vanilla to me, just me I'd say, too much car sex and time spent washing sand out of said cracks lol disclaimer, yes I do have sex 'in the bedroom' on occasion but never look at it as the obvious or only option, still prefer the rush of spontaneous and risky fun, at least venture out to the driveway and do it over the bonnet Back on topic, so many funny posts here, enjoyed reading them all, and agree with a lot, worst words for me are meat, eating you out (hate that, though hmm same comment different hole, quite like it lol), otherwise makes me fell like a steak haha want ketchup with that? Fries to go? I haven't read the entire thread so apologies in advance if I've repeated anything said already, Laughed so hard at some like 'fucked her guts out' hahaha I'm a bit horny now, anyone want to fuck my guts out
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RHP User
10 years ago
feel not fell
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RHP User
10 years ago
tastes of bile. Eeuuwww.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' When ever someone talks about fingering things it always makes me smirk/laugh. I'm with you. I never use that term. It sounds a bit 'school boyish'. If I have to mention it or refer to it I generally say 'fondle' or just 'touch'... I don't like the expression for 'Hard vigorous intercourse' as "a POUNDING". It reminds me a little of male violence... I much prefer to say just "Fast and hard" or "Wild"... Anything but 'Pounding'...
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2'I'm a bit horny now, anyone want to fuck my guts out If I was a lot closer I'd happily put my hand up.........so to speak.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'delving' Quoting 'I_touch_myself2'I'm a bit horny now, anyone want to fuck my guts out If I was a lot closer I'd happily put my hand up.........so to speak. how could a girl refuse an offer to fuck her guts out lol and travel so far to do it
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Quoting 'delving' Quoting 'I_touch_myself2'I'm a bit horny now, anyone want to fuck my guts out If I was a lot closer I'd happily put my hand up.........so to speak. how could a girl refuse an offer to fuck her guts out lol and travel so far to do it missed the note about putting your hand up, bonus
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RHP User
10 years ago
Sorrry ladies but fingering, I love that word
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RHP User
10 years ago
I friggin love fingerin! Its finger friggin lickin good :P
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting '0z_boy' I friggin love fingerin! Its finger friggin lickin good :P turns me on, makes me imagine the hand or fingers are moving like a spider, shit I'm off topic, supposed to be talking about less favourable expressions Okay got one, cunt, am I allowed to say that in here, well I'll find out won't I
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RHP User
10 years ago
To quote Colonel Sanders...."Finger Licking Good" ;-) Xo
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RHP User
10 years ago
we've hijacked the thread, maybe we should start a new fingering one, it'd be a tasty topic
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