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Sex Olympics cum one cum all

November 04 2015

Okay so thought it would be fun to have a sex olympics, hypothetically, or not lol, and come up with names for events, any thoughts? They can be as clever or corny as you like, and as many as you like. Apologies if there is an old thread, I've never been able to use the search function in here Okay so I'll kick it off with 1. Pole vault

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  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Like to be 'ringside' for that one (insert the cute winking smiley face, on the mobile grrr) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Hahaha i dunno about shooting puse lol all in the pronunciation haha flinging your balls onto the grass omg fine line between pleasure and pain - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Make sure you get your timing right with that one - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Cumshotput? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Quoting '7891mr2' Cumshotput? - Posted from rhpmobile well if it has been done, we can talk about it again Nice one, oh I have an idea, maybe we can combine this with a line of women, mouths open, moving head side to side (pictures clowns at the fair, the ones where you put your balls in their mouth hahaha) then you do your cumshotput from a distance and see if you can get it in our mouths, distance increases each time, further away, so the winner will be the one who can shoot the biggest load, with enough force, from furthest away AND get it in my mouth, oops did I say 'my' ? Must have been a typo

  • OzRednecks

    OzRednecks

    10 years ago

    Floor routine or the balance beam :)

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Hmm i love a good floor routine with artistic effect lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    There's an annual Kink Olympics in Brisbane, you can find it on fetlife. from memory a few events are; dildo toss, tug of war (I'll let you think about that one), straight jacket escape, ect.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Your idea seems pretty well developed I_touch.. would be happy to help you present to the international olympic committee ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'notquiteappolo' There's an annual Kink Olympics in Brisbane, you can find it on fetlife. from memory a few events are; dildo toss, tug of war (I'll let you think about that one), straight jacket escape, ect. omg this is so funny, dildo toss and tug of war, love it definitely be including those events

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    be no hands allowed?and would it be open to both genders?

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    I know this one's close to your heart... pocket billiards... you know ' walking hand in pocket... we can do it here , we can do it there , in fact I feel one coming on now.. oh ' just dont forget to cut ur nails.. lol...

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    You mean like a travel game, we could play it in the bus on the way there omg - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    the first one to lose it wins.. right ? lol...

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    First to make him/her squeal like a giddy little pig. 100 slaps, male only, he who can make it past 100 quality outraged rejection slaps and still be raging for some. Juggling. He/she who can simultaneously juggle two or more sexual partners without them being at all suspicious that they are part of a stage act and content that they are "the one". Extra points for difficulty, such as the well meaning friends telling it as it is. The close shave, with the exit door still closing as the entrance is fully open, or the sister/brother juggle. 50 yard tingle. Contestants must touch their chosen partner covering a distance of skin to 50 yards while maintaing eroticly induced goose bumps. The "Have we meet before" competitors must enter a darkened room, no speaking and have sex with one of the several people in there. Then they must upon exiting be able to identify which person they had sex with. The game is in heats with the number of random people in the room doubling each heat. Instant disqualification for incorrect identification, continues till last man/woman standing. Hide the salami. Open to women and men. Who can hide the most. Winner declared by volume No other rules. (Salami in name only. To be hidden is a selected range of quality sterile latex and rubber items)

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    I think I'm up for a gold medal lol

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    the UNdressagethe Show humpingthe 100 m dash out the window of someone elses wife you just screwed that will do for now

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    I_touch_myself2 Squirt diving 💦 69 Hurdles - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Horse riding. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Jay_me' I know this one's close to your heart... pocket billiards... you know ' walking hand in pocket... we can do it here , we can do it there , in fact I feel one coming on now.. oh ' just dont forget to cut ur nails.. lol... Old Chinese man once told me......Man with hole in pocket, not always feeling himself. Other man with hand in pocket sometimes feeling a little cocky !!!!! (Must buy some new pants without holes)

  • The_Honey_Badger

    The_Honey_Badger

    10 years ago

    I should think I would be drawn very happily into a touch of boxing with all of you....breaststroke? Toe Curling? I also like the sound of Lugelingus (I think it just sounds right) THB

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    God is that too forward to be calling you honey since we've only just virtually met lol okay so checked out your profile (no flies on me) and you'll never guess, i'm an ex gymnast, sex maniac and I have a twin, bad news is i'm not well mannered or classy 😯 - Posted from rhpmobile

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