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Porn Star Names

February 02 2011

I was reading over some older forum topics and a comment made by Sidd72 about porn names supposed to be your first pet's name followed by the street where you grew up in got me thinking about what strange combinations we would come up with. Mine would be Baby Grayson. Not too horrible. What would your porn name be if following these rules?

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  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Diesel Johnson

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    At what time??? We moved around a bit...lol . ok ok I will try and be good... . hmmm firt pet hey wasnt the cats name Fred? now for the street - most prevalent one in mind is Churchill...lol . hehe I may need to change from Fred Churchill to my first pet as an adult - Kayla...unless of course I channel the inner Stalky in me... . Kisses Focus

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'focusliason' At what time??? We moved around a bit...lol . In that case Ginger Hyman!!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Mine sucks! Tina KirkCheers Nev.....feeeling kinda Effeminate now!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    well mine would be Timmy Lambert BORING roxxy

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting '69dinnerfour2'Ginger Hyman!! I wonder if Oscar Wilde had sexy fuzz on his bum too?RUSTY SOLDIERStalky

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Vanilla Downey. Not too bad really, if i named myself Vanilla ironically... 69dinnerfour2. That's awesome. What kind of animal was Diesel??

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Diesel was a blue cattle dog and wen i start to think of it porn is now the kast thing on my mind

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Scratcher Bowden .. thats not as good as Ginger Hyman hahaha that is a ripper

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    If I take the 1st Street it's Trixie Pimpala if I take the 2nd Street it's Trixie McLeod Now THAT works !!! In fact I think I may just change my own "username" on RHP. Sounds pretty cool to me. Cheers, Trixie !!!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Miss _ Trixie McLeod

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Im Trixie Victoria!!

  • SexyArse

    SexyArse

    15 years ago

    Mrs would be Sheena Dumsday - lmao and Mr would be Lady Fontane - think that is way funnier - hahahahaha

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    *puts on sultry sexy voice*Hi...Im Peaches Kearney.LOL.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Using my first street I'd be Puddy Ridgeway (Puddy is pronounced like pussy and not like muddy)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Mrs O - Coco Smythe Mr O - Rudi Clewers I think we'll stick with the day jobs!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Hey Saturn, How strange.... you and I really are alike !!!! I could make a joke about us being two dogs on heat.... but I won't ! Well I bags changing my name 1st !!! Don't copy me Saturn or I'll have to fly up to Sydney.... my bark is pretty wild ! Hugs Miss "Trixie" Saturn

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Lady Brown,, I guess it could be much worse.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Peppie Dolans(o)(o)Meeka

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Paddywink Thoms

  • tank__girl

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    15 years ago

    Call me....Pepe Windsor! Sounds like a hot little pom..?! Mmmm.. My best friends got together the other day, and decided on a porn name for me!!? Everyone pretty much calls me Tarni, or Tarn....so they've named me "The Tarnisher". As I 'tarnish their purity' apparently, and they also said it's good cos it rhymes with "Punisher"...?? Hahaaa...they have too much time on their hands?!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    BARNEY BAMBRA ........ go figure.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Fionabee, I was surprised to see this comment resurrected, as I think I posted it originally a few months back! But it is always funny to read what everyone has to say :) So thank you... I will preface my porn star name with a story. My first pet was a stray dog my family adopted when I was 4 or 5. It was a Golden Retriever/Great Dane mix, and it was a fucking huge dog. Now, there were two obvious directions to go with the naming of this dog. Appropriate or Ironic. My family went with the ironic choice...so my porn name is: Tiny Randolph :) I wonder why I am not getting any phone calls from my porn agent ! hahah

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I am almost too afraid to admit mine! Bobby Ballarat .. YAWNNNNNNNN At least my second one is more exciting! Suzie Cumberland! (Hmm love words with Cum in it) hehe! xFunlovingx

  • tank__girl

    tank__girl

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'naughtynessy' Lady Brown,, I guess it could be much worse. Rather boring?? I'm sure this one would most definately appeal to the boys?? And I'm sure lots of boys would like to see Mr SAOT as 'Lady Fontane' too!? OOwww...Sounds hot, I llllike it....! Oh, and what kinda breed of pet had to live with the name 'Paddywink' btw?? Hahaa....did you name it??

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'tank__girl' Quoting 'naughtynessy' Lady Brown,, I guess it could be much worse. Rather boring?? I'm sure this one would most definately appeal to the boys?? And I'm sure lots of boys would like to see Mr SAOT as 'Lady Fontane' too!? OOwww...Sounds hot, I llllike it....! Oh, and what kinda breed of pet had to live with the name 'Paddywink' btw?? Hahaa....did you name it?? paddywink was my border collie. Her proper name was Patsy but after about the first day I reffered to her as paddywink

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Chuck Meilman. . Not that great. Not terrible either. The Chuck may have potential with my other street names though. . Cheers Rusty

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Tramp Warring (it was pronounced "wearing") | ....predispositioned by a residential dog and guilty of nothing. | | I am willing to try to live up to the heritage of my childhood with willing volunteers?

  • captainkaos

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    15 years ago

    Lucky Avonhurst. By the way, he didn't end up that lucky.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I would be: Goldie Greenbank Hubby would be: Jaws Williams

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Mine's Blackspot McLeod. If there's one word that should never bob up in a discussion about anything sexual, it's gotta be blackspot.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Rex Miller Doesn't sound that bad I guess. VB

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Miss_Saturn' Hey Saturn, How strange.... you and I really are alike !!!! I could make a joke about us being two dogs on heat.... but I won't ! Well I bags changing my name 1st !!! Don't copy me Saturn or I'll have to fly up to Sydney.... my bark is pretty wild ! Hugs Miss "Trixie" Saturn It's all yours honey!! How tempting would it be though to make you have to come up to sydney and grab me by the.... to put me in my place! Mrs Sat..who knows her heirachy in the pack! and is afraid of a couple of teeth marks or two.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Maybe it was a freudian slip!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Mine....Zac Tongue No bullshit either

  • Frankiesgame

    Frankiesgame

    15 years ago

    Elvis Digby........????????????????

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Benny Dunbar ... i'll live with it lol Jonesy76

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    According to the rules not all of us are cut out to be porn stars and I guess that is true anyway.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Total_Recall'Paddywink Thoms would name an animal paddywink - its suits though...lol . Kisses Focus

  • Jennie1972

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    15 years ago

    I have to say its nice to have a bit of a light hearted topic....some of the names are very funny. I dont often jump in but have to on this one...Mine...well..... Sherrie Hotham - I think anything with "Sherrie" will work (bit like Trixie)not too bad x J ; )

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Roly Nigra

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Mine would be...Peachy Edgarbut i have used...Angela Allgood (Made up from an acquaintance who kept calling me Angela and not my real name and the term 'its allgood' Google me :-p

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    The Sexy! TRACY WAVERLEY XXX

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    try this one PUPPY ALAMEIN Ok so we never did find her a pretty name - puppy she was to us for many years :)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Mine would be Cuddles Yilgarn Ladyalways xx

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Marianne Wellington

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Ok People.....Here goes"Butchie Orana"Arrrrrrrrrgh

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Chico Willow, not sure if thats good or bad!

  • alucard

    alucard

    15 years ago

    Pepsi GrassmereDont think that works for me but sounds like a good name for a female porn star hahahaha Imagine that porn bass stariting and the soft deep voice begining with "Introducing in her first role Pepsi Grassmere"

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Tiger Hayward

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    his................ PEDRO RIDGE hers............. SUZIE BLUESWALLOWS

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I had 4 cats at once, so a few options - the most appropriate in my opinion would be Ginger Welsby... Maybe I'll let my sister take that one.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    bubbles ashgrove

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    First Pet...MAX First street..King.......

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Reggie Adams pretty happy with it

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Digger Blackbutt .... I kid you not!!!!!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Mitzi Hogan

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    it seems i am to be forever know as .... Tiddles Pelican

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Cheeky Byron

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    My first pet was lik lik (meaning small in Pidjin English)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Sparky Scott

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    KitKat Caladenia Not sure how sexy that is! Think ill stick to Miss Fuckable ;)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I never had a pet myself, but my older sister had a cat names Paris (coz she always wanted to go there). The house I grew up in...Hilton Street. Yeah...great, my porn star name is alrady in use!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Salty Longshank.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Butch Roper - could be worse names.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Buddy Cockburn

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I don't know if mine's as much pornstar as much as it's cheesy cop show name : Blue Dulverton xxx Kristy

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Willy Rawdon

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Casey Potts.....

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Your Destiny! LUCKY LANE! pete x

  • seashelle

    seashelle

    15 years ago

    "Sooty Warren" or as an adult "Smokey Rich"

  • singlewood

    singlewood

    15 years ago

    I would be Bunny Braise lmao

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    My Porn Star Name would be..... *drum roll please, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*.... LUNA DAWSON!!!! I actually kinda dig it! His would be: OLIVER BIGNELL!!!! This forum was such a good read, lots of giggles!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Butch Morrison

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Buster Blackbutt! Time for a change of career.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Awesome!!! Midnight Roberts

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    There are some awesome porn star names here. Some trully funny ones as well

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    In childhood ...... BLUE SHUTE !!!!! honest or later on.....SOOTY EMPRESS lol.......

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Cleo Cook Kinda boring............

  • Sigmalonewolf

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    15 years ago

    George Newborough.... playtime detective...

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Mine IS Dasha Rae & thats the name I work under when filming

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Oscar Park

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Max Parknow thats made me giggle

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Lump KiplingorCheeky Kipling.If we're talking about when I moved into my own place as an adult, it'd be:Generic Cooper.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Mine would be Patch Corunna and hers would be Misty Weston

  • PartyOrg

    PartyOrg

    15 years ago

    Sunny Acharya i think its rather masculine grrrrr...

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    lol mine would be JO POWERS-COURT i kinda like it lol

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Rusty Hammersmith !

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    1st family pet n street would be: Jodie Seaham my own pet n first house would be: Tonka Howe now that is making me out like i am oversized the groin lmfao

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Hunny u are oversized.... Hmm Porn name huh!?! First pet and street name growing up is Barnabee wahrongah :/ My own pet and house BOOF WILLIAM !!! ^lol

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    .. Mrs Pup can't remember her pet goldfish's names, nor her first street. The memory banks have her as MOLLY OCONNOR so she's surely a shoe in for irish porn. Mine being PRINCE EPACRIS has a more exotic ring to it, maybe Persian? Gotta love some inter-racial porn!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Nutty View? i've had that view on more than a few occassions...

  • NSAfun4now

    NSAfun4now

    15 years ago

    I'm very lucky Ive heard about this before and I have a great porn name Ruby Queen, my first pet was a dog her name was Ruby, the street I grew up in was Queen street

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    rex gundaroo..sounds like im some outback male pornstar

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    CHIPPY HUTCHINS!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Her's would be Honey River His Not so good Pat Slow

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Lord Humphrey Mt pleasant

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    CINDY MILKWOOD (poppi)THAD HOLEMAN (jay jay)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Okay the dog is my sons but i trained him and he still sees me as his master, my street will be the one i have moved too the name is SLIM ROPER, if i was a porn star with this name i may have to pull my stomach in a wee bit, wear a mask and possible supply some bondage materials. I could live with that.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Her: Butterscotch SnappsHim: Johnson Jones

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