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Place your Ad for perfect partner
August 02 2016
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Tall74nHard9
9 years ago
I'll have to think about it later on - just about to go out the door.But reading your list, I can just about fulfil most of your criteria.Only areas missing out on;- Can't buy you a big house on a big block (but working on it)Not young(ish), but definitely fun and full of cum.Don't have tatts, and body needs a little refinement.Only 6'2" - will you forgive the inch ?Not Italian, but first gen northern Euro - is that close enough ? Love your enthusiasm. Tall
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RHP User
9 years ago
Lol it's a very long check list, I'll let you off that inch 😉
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RHP User
9 years ago
You've got quite a list there! But then perfection is no-holds barred! :-D My entire profile already reads like a Must Have list! LOL! :-P I'm a bit exhausted but here goes whatever I can scramble tonight : MUST... ... love attending exhibitions, concerts, performances, and assorted events like Blanc Nuit (White Night), the Birdman Rally, etc; ... love to watch fireworks live! ... love food, love trying out new cuisines and restaurants, love kitchens and kitchen gadgets; ... appreciate my cooking and love to be cooked for; ... love fresh seafood; ... be able to relax easily and be laid back; ... laugh at my jokes and make me laugh; ... tolerate me when I'm being a cheeky monkey; ... discuss all kinds of stuff with me without losing patience; ... be curious about the world and everything in it; ... Have a diverse range of interests ; ... Understand my need for space and freedom; ... accept a Together Apart relationship; ... love frequent and regular sex and is not vanilla; ... Enjoy rough sex; ... be masculine and dominant; ... crave intimacy and isn't scared of it; ... be steadfast and able to focus and be career-focused; ... find my quirks and eccentricities rather amusing instead of becoming irritated by them; ... Understand the importance of him having his Man Cave and me my Fox Den; ... Do not expect me to do the naggy wifey stuff because I'd rather play the role of Mistress and French Maid than stuffy, boring wife; ... Have the character integrity to earn my trust; ... be well-groomed and appreciate the importance of being a good-looking couple; ... love holding hands, especially when crossing roads (I'm quite scared of becoming roadkill) and at night (night blindness and poor night vision); ... love throwing gatherings for friends; ... game for new experiences; ... love travelling; ... love being pampered by me; ... love being massaged by me; ... accept that I am like a Panda and I need a lot of sleep and down time; ... Not feel offended when I'm sometimes lost in my own thoughts; ... let me shop in peace alone, and offer to pay for my shopping, grocery shopping for both, etc :-D :-D :-D ; ... be house proud; ... be kind and protective towards me; ... Not take me for granted; ... accept my strong, independent, and feisty personality, but stand by me during my occasional vulnerable moments; ... tolerate my singing; ... be cheeky and playful and have monkey business fun with me; ... love reading; ... appreciate art and culture; ... understand the importance of a healthy lifestyle; ... Not be obese; ... be taller, the taller the better; ... Not be measly or below average in endowment; ... Think I'm the bees' knees :-D ; ... love beaches; ... love cars and / or motorcycles; ... love animals; ... enjoy watching the news, current affairs programs, investigative journalism programs, documentaries; ... love cuddling when watching movies / TV series... better still, create a home theatre nook where we can watch movies and make out; ... build a garden with me; ... build an outdoor kitchen and dining area to entertain friends and family... And a DIY brick oven would be the icing on the cake! ; ... watch sunrise and / or sunset with me sometimes; ... sleep separately most of the time; ... communicate well. I need lots of me time, but I will always communicate my needs out of consideration and respect and I expect the same ; ... live a healthy lifestyle; ... be frugal and not a spendthrift; etc etc My customised Mr Mc Dreamy - perfect and unsinkable version! :-D
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RHP User
9 years ago
I don't need too much, but my selection rules nearly everyone else out it seems! 1. Non-smoker, 2. Prefers the country lifestyle, 3. Loves dogs, 4. Doesn't want or have kids, or has older/grown up kids (this will be more applicable the older I get) 5. Enjoys the simple things: travel, shows, movies, markets, general entertainment, roadtrips, walks/hikes, nature, general companionship, cuddles, sex & sexual exploration... not necessarily in that order ;) If you want more in depth, I've discussed my "type" (so to speak) with some people. She would also be: 1. Intelligent, 2. Capable of deeper and philosophical conversation, thinks independantly aka "free thinker", 3. Naturally pretty face, and I have a thing for women with glasses; petite and well proportioned yet realistic body, 4. Someone who comes across as shy and humble, but is intriguing and has a wilder side (see certain response/s above), 5. Willing to pursue various mutual sexual fantasies :) For some humour: 1. Must know the difference between walking the dog and dogging, 2. Must be comfortable with my occasional lack of fashion sense or my interest in it, 3. Agree that chocolate is acceptable at any time, 4. Not get angry when I eat said chocolate or related sweets in record time, and/or forget to share them, 5. Agree that certain substances are good for the skin and diet ;) 6. Appreciate that the only suit I am comfortable wearing is my birthday suit, 7. Be comfortable with me perving on your lovely body, especially when you bend over in jeans, or anything other than jeans for that matter, 8. Acknowledge that while I rarely drink, I do eat more than most person's fill at times. Should I lose my appetite, you should immediately call an ambulance.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Mine would haft to be many lol
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RHP User
9 years ago
holy smokes, you have a tough list of requirements there, the biggest hurdle will be the no kids or not wanting kids hmm that might rule out 99% of all women lol but they're out there. Take it from me though, kids are amazing, there's no love like that. They bring so much joy and happiness, I couldn't imagine not having had them or having them in my life. Okay, too serious I know, so getting back to the sexy stuff, this was the bit that grabbed me Be comfortable with me perving on your lovely body, especially when you bend over in jeans, or anything other than jeans for that matter mmm now all I have to do is give up smoking, lie about having kids, you'll need toignore everything you've ever read on the forum, and lie about my age, we could be a match
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RHP User
9 years ago
my list just got a lot longer looking at yours you know, laughing at my jokes, there's a rare individual right there
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RHP User
9 years ago
Must be willing to put up with my whimsies. That's all she wrote 😉 -It's meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife- Alanis M said it right. I'm pretty sure she was talking about my hubby. I'd buy him again if he broke. 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Would be over fifty- five,have emotional intelligence,be fascinated by me but have their own life. Be interesting and interested in absolutely everything.A man who is not scared of intimacy.Someone like me or completely different but a man who gets me.😈 Q
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RHP User
9 years ago
- classy- clever- kind- thoughtful- clean- naughty- good temperament- ideally a b to d cup - size 8 to 12- under 5' 10- swing friendly- non smoker and drug free- loves socialising- punctual- gym fit- over 35yo- not take life too seriously- MUST love kids
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RHP User
9 years ago
1. Bright and intelligent. 2. In touch with their wants, needs and desires. 3. Fit and fabulous. 4. An open mind. 5. Deviant and explorative.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Do you fuck on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery? I think that's it!
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Whynot02' Do you fuck on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery? I think that's it! man after my own heart Yes I do, I think we're a match Interesting that none of you seem to care about the dishes
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RHP User
9 years ago
Chemistry 100% Then witty, clever, great sense of humour, observant, patient, cheeky, open minded, a little bit sensitive, tactile, reliable, interested in always learning more about life and exploring, animal lover, must have eyes I can lose myself in.
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RHP User
9 years ago
He must: Yearn for me Need me Want me Miss me I'm his first thought for the day I'm his best dream of the night I'm his nightmare I'm his port in a storm I'm his calm He is passionate He is compassionate He adores me despite all my failings .... Because I am me And I choose to give myself to him ....😍😘 Mary xx
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RHP User
9 years ago
lol thanks. I was going to put in the original post a note opening this up for attached people as well, being that it's about the 'perfect' partner fantasy type thing, well might be reality for you, but pure fantasy for me Thanks to all of you. I'm still placing the dishes pretty well up there
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RHP User
9 years ago
you said 'Loves me and likes me' Like is the important addition there, nice one
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RHP User
9 years ago
all i want is a guy to love me for me
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RHP User
9 years ago
I forgot to add a man who washes his own socks 😈Q
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RHP User
9 years ago
IntelligentAdventurous CuriousHas a good sense of humour.Of reasonable health and fitnessOh and loves sex!!!
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RHP User
9 years ago
And everything Mary said 😉 *fans myself and goes to read some Jane Austen
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Lifes_great
9 years ago
Quoting 'Summersolstice' My requirements: - Over 6ft- Bugger- Over 35 - Double check- Broad-shouldered - Check, low and wide like the Cadillac ride- Thrustworhty - Check, know when to hold, know when to fold- Reliable - Check, got a wild animal in your back yard that keeps eating your rubbish? I'll fight it and win!- As tactile as me - Check, and not bad at 'sexy' dancing either- An animal lover - Check...I'm a Kiwi...was just helping it through the fence- Non-judgmental - Check...we all have the occasional accident- Kind - Check...will lend a helping hand...just tell me where you want it- Respectful - Check...always say thank you- Assertive - Mother f*cking check all over that!- Intelligent - Check...Proficient in Microsoft Office and Photoshop- Non-smoking - Check, if on fire will just run through your sprinkler though- Not wanting (more) kids - Check, 25 is more than enough Apart from that it's all about chemistry. Of course he must think I'm stunning, and accept me flaws and all.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Strangely, I like to prep, cook and clean. I get annoyed when others try to "help" with the dishes. :-P I have certain sponges for certain functions so leave the dishes alone, and let da French maid clean them! I'll gladly help wash the dishes when my friends host dinners at their places though. Hmm... Maybe it's cause I'm a Water sign, so I love to play with water! Harharhar! ITM2, I'll wash your dishes! :-D
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RHP User
9 years ago
I mentioned the good ol' cock size! I wouldn't forget something so vital! LOL! :-P
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RHP User
9 years ago
that's it, I want to marry you prep cook and clean are music to my ears. I don't think I've heard anything so sexy in all the time I've been on here
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Qefenta1' I forgot to add a man who washes his own socks 😈Q of course I didn't say we couldn't multi task. While they're doing the dishes, we can be um but probably not while they're washing their socks, I have standards
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RHP User
9 years ago
I may not be married to him ;) Mary xx
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' the biggest hurdle will be the no kids or not wanting kids hmm that might rule out 99% of all women lol but they're out there. On the contrary, census predicts that at least 20% of women currently in Australia will never give birth. Obviously this number includes both voluntary and involuntary childlessness. In 2006, 14% of women aged 45 had not had a child. Just saying ;)
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Hotwives_Inc' I may not be married to him ;) Mary xx it's okay, we won't tell
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RHP User
9 years ago
well I think there's real potential for some of you to be a match, not me unfortunately, but I'm hearing common wants. If any of you get married because of this thread, I want to be best man
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RHP User
9 years ago
Is simply one that is unashamedly herself..... Without some checklist of parameters that resembles an oil change...... I've been recently going for walks with a gorgeous lady every afternoon...... Just a pity she doesn't know what I look like lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
yeah I just pulled that percentage out of my bum you know, like I do, and not passing judgement either. I've commented on here before about how annoyed I used to get when I had one child, few years went by and then people started asking when was I having the next one? I was constantly told I couldn't have an 'only child' pffft why not? Not ALL children without siblings are spoiled brats and a scurge on society lol Course you can, you can have 5, 3, 2, 1, zero, entirely up to you. I, on the other hand, would love to have more, I still want mixed babies. Maybe my perfect Italian Stallion might be able to impregnate me better hurry up though, my childbearing days are almost over
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RHP User
9 years ago
forgot to say, did have more than one, but it was none of their business and old fashioned opinions from the dark ages, that made me feel a bit sorry for them
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MsSuperFoxy
9 years ago
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MsSuperFoxy
9 years ago
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MsSuperFoxy
9 years ago
Ms Foxy x
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'PurePeony' Strangely, I like to prep, cook and clean. I get annoyed when others try to "help" with the dishes. :-P I have certain sponges for certain functions so leave the dishes alone, and let da French maid clean them! I'll gladly help wash the dishes when my friends host dinners at their places though. Hmm... Maybe it's cause I'm a Water sign, so I love to play with water! Harharhar! ITM2, I'll wash your dishes! :-D Exactly the same as my wife (and strangely you are both Asian), she hits the roof if I do domestic chores, but I do them anyway as I love to cook and feel horrible if I leave the dishes.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Betty7216' can sex fit replace gym fit? Oh, don't worry, I fail on cup size anyway lol! Wow, looking at your pics I'm thinking your cup size is very, very nice, especially for entertainment purposes Sex fit, gym fit....same same
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RHP User
9 years ago
Do you have Daiso where you are? They are a chain of Japanese stores where everything is $2.80 except for a small handful of premium items. They sell really good household stuff! You should see the different sponges and brushes I have at my kitchen sink, courtesy of Daiso! :-P And my laundry area has lots of different laundry nets and a selection of different laundry detergents and softeners for different purposes and moods. :-P Be careful though... After marriage, I'll probably dominate your kitchen, laundry area and all the mops and cleaning implements! And if you say to me, "You don't need yet another *insert whatever household item / kitchen schtuff*, I'm going to stop talking to you for 10 mins. LOL!
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RHP User
9 years ago
Come on, sista! Show us your list! ;-) Hmm... Just thought of something really amusing! - Must be able to perform repetitive hip-thrusting manoeuvres at a range of speed ranging from 40-80 thrusts/minimalist, and at varying intensities, depending on the situation. LOL!
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RHP User
9 years ago
Show us your lists! And PP your cleaning and cooking fetish is turning me on!(And a word of warning, very risky telling men how to stop you talking. Its dangerous giving men access to your off button, or any button really, you know how men like playing with gadgets)
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RHP User
9 years ago
Kind heartedFun to be withCaring about othersRespectful of meAffectionateExperimentalUnder 6 ft tallLoves being around friendsMusic lover...oh and Likes Champagne And I found him.
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sweetgem
9 years ago
MUST BE: - Respectful - understanding - Supportive - Kind hearted - Modest - Motivated - High in EQ and IQ - Stronger than me mentally & physically MUST NOT BE: - Manupilative - Narcissistic - A regular drinker and smoker - Excessively overweight (health is vital) - Afraid to advance forward if necessary And the list goes on......😛 Of course, all of the above is only for when I seek a partner for a long term, serious and committed relationship. For a casual partner off RHP, the list is a lot shorter :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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abcplus1
9 years ago
Strong word. We have a fairly set goal of what we are looking for, but don't really have too many 'must' criteria, as already said, it's as much about the chemistry which pushes flaws further back out of mind. So, our wants in an ad might include..... Attractive Funny Trustworthy Enjoys social and family times Wants to travel with us Wants to be involved in something stable and semi regular Open to a discussion about the benefits and pitfalls of 'live in'
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Maybe my perfect Italian Stallion might be able to impregnate me better hurry up though, my childbearing days are almost over Sorry, can't help you there ;) But in all seriousness, I'm happy to be more open about such things here, for the sole reason that most people on here should be more open-minded than usual society guided by mainstream views and perhaps out-dated traditional advice. Thus many people who don't want kids, keep that decision to themselves, and therefor it is hard to find them other than via online dating. But I did run a social group for such in Melbs for a few years, so I know they exist :) As for (women) waiting for that Stallion aka Mr Right for impregnation, I do know of a woman who decided she would not wait that long, and conceived three children (including twins) as a single mother via sperm donors. Sad that even if you want the traditional family, some people still have a quite hard time finding the right person. I guess this thread shows that despite our different choices and preferences, we (as singles) can all end up in a similar boat.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Yes my list for casual is waaaaay shorter 😂😂😂 I let them off the dishes 😉😁
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RHP User
9 years ago
Any lady or couples 18-50 In Logan area for starters lol😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
The mind boggles wondering how many people like making their own PORN 😍 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
She would be funny, sexy, smart, passionate, king, thoughtful, patient. have a high sex drive and be my best friend
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RHP User
9 years ago
Man has to be turning 50 later this year, no exceptions will be made. Must be cute, look younger than his age and have the other girls admiring his ass. I'm expecting a wide range of skills that include pleasing me and having the patience of a Saint as well as abilities that are useful inside and outside the house. Being prepared to go on a lifetime journey is a must. He will be well rewarded with the same loyalty, trust and love he shows me very day. I'm sure I could add to this list with ease, hehe. Love my baby. He's the best. Peachy
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RHP User
9 years ago
>>>>WOLF WHISTLES>>>>>> Lads, I'm over here ...Boo waving !!!!! Perfect Partner He knows who he is, and what he wants And he wants me.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Come on, he can't be perfect, give us his faults Keep him on his toes Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen
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Genius_Ironman
9 years ago
Someone I could take to a Marathon, a Mensa dinner and a swingers club all in one weekend, without them being out of place or awkward.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2'Come on Peachy Come on, he can't be perfect, give us his faults Keep him on his toes Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen and That would be for another topic!... Peachy...
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'PurePeony' - Must be able to perform repetitive hip-thrusting manoeuvres at a range of speed ranging from 40-80 thrusts/minimalist, and at varying intensities, depending on the situation. I once busted out 200 weighted barbell hip thrusts for a lark once... gives the most incredible glute pump that's what you meant, right?
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RHP User
9 years ago
You know me too well. (we can hire a little Italian boy do tend to the dishes) :D Spag bol anyone :p 😋
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RHP User
9 years ago
She's so hot....she's electrifying.....she's smart.... Think I'm in love 😍😍 :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
She can grease me any day 😍😍 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
your requirements are all very appealing
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RHP User
9 years ago
Well, the silence button only works for 10 mins! LOL! :-P
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RHP User
9 years ago
I know, because I've looked for him my entire life. Once, I thought I'd found him, but he turned out to be married. :( So, my perfect lover is...first and foremost, SINGLE. He'd be between 40 and 50, virile, and a 'repeater'. He must have the intelligence to discuss world affairs, politics and literature with confidence and he must value the intelligence in me too. He would be an enthusiastic lover of voluptuous blondes, honest and openly communicative, loyal and respectful, yet filthy-minded and kinky in all the right ways. He would be between 5'8" and 6 feet tall, have hazel eyes, a hairy chest, long eyelashes, a sparkling smile and a wicked sense of humour. He'd be strong and sensitive, touchy-feely and into public displays of affection, and if he played a musical instrument (as long as it's not the bagpipes or accordion!) I'd fall at his feet and worship him for the rest of my days.
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RHP User
9 years ago
My perfect partner would be one that isn't a bully. I seriously can't stand bullies, they are vile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Someone that is easy going and open minded ;-). - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
I saw this in the looking for section of a profile.."a woman who does as she is told"..yes I know ,it might be a bdsm thing but it still made me shudder 😱 Q
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RHP User
9 years ago
Mine is simple my ideal partner would be you i _touch_myself2 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
This is really interesting...hahah I thought about it long time ago and you did it! If I can make an objection there...I see a lot of must but where are the benefits?? When I apply for a vacant position I'm wanting to see the benefits as well as my tasks..:p However... I could probably fullfill all of your must and desires, ,especially finger whil you driving, :) except buying you a house I'm Italian, 7.1 and I have a tattoo. I like to keep my self fit both physically and mentally and love sex all the time everywhere. Yes you can call me The Italian stallion!!!! ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
omg thank you, now you're making me blush and I don't have a blushing smiley on here will that one do
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RHP User
9 years ago
omg you're Italian? and you're um mmm Well since you're ticking most of my boxes, only fair you get some benefit Maybe if you drive, I'll give you a 'taste' of what's to come. What I offer is my complete focus on your body, on you, body worship, I can barely breathe when the privilege is put before me, I can barely breathe in those moments when we're about to kiss, taste each other for the first time. When I go to taste you somewhere else, I pause before my lips touch, breathe in the moment, I honestly always feel like it could be the last time, I appreciate every beautiful second, and love the feeling of my lips touching/tasting your cock. I get off giving pleasure, the more you're turned on, the more I am. Further along, when we get cranked up lol then you will have complete control of me, I'm yours, your sex toy. I'll submit to you, body and mind. Oh and I'll be squirting madly haha of course all goes well, so will you be
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RHP User
9 years ago
got carried away there. Sorry, bit horny
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RHP User
9 years ago
He must be able to keep me on my toes and continue to surprise me. I get bored easily. And must make me laugh even when I'm feeling down. I love to laugh and think there's opportunities every day to crack a joke or make someone at least smile. Even if it's doing something a bit childish.
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RHP User
9 years ago
I'd shudder too if I read that, even though it's the only time in life I WILL actually do as I'm told 😝 I had a guy start to go a bit loopy when I cut off contact, told me, along with a whole string of other stuff, that I should act like a grownup 😏 not a chance, who wants to act 52 ? 😎
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RHP User
9 years ago
I hope you're okay 😃 and yes, a little light hearted fun and being around people like that, is very healthy. Positives can make negatives disappear, when the positive is so nice, the negative becomes either irrelevant or balances everything. I don't know if I'm making sense but I agree with you anyway, and more so with the 'surprise me'. I love spontaneous, random acts, of lust usually lol I've 'surprised' a few guys, but not too many complaints so far. I'll get locked up one day 😜😝 but I hate order and predictability with everything in life, I fight that, always have, but now, for the first time in my life, I don't feel guilty about it. I no longer think there's something wrong with me, I think I'm lucky. I think you might actually get that about me. Part the ADHD and also my age, the need to make every second count and enjoy the small things in life, gets more intense 😃 but I always hated order, rebelled against it right from childhood. I can finally embrace who I really am and not have to live the way other people and society expect me to 😃 screw them haha in the words of bon jovi "It's my life, it's now or never. I ain't gonna live forever" 😊
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RHP User
9 years ago
Well I have a few applicants 😉 and the best part about the application process? Applying within my spread legs of course 😜 Bring it on, form an orderly queue guys 😂😂😂
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RHP User
9 years ago
I don't believe in perfection, so I can't expect it either.
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RHP User
9 years ago
You forgot one thing, must be breathing - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Yes but consider this like a perfection mortal realm, where you can have perfection 😉😜
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RHP User
9 years ago
Oooooooooooh.
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Tall74nHard9
9 years ago
Quoting 'SoftandCurious' He must be able to keep me on my toes and continue to surprise me. Easily done - come in for the kiss and you'll definitely be kept on your toes - unless you're wearing very high heels Tall
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RHP User
9 years ago
You haven't seen my stiletto collection - I have a 5.5 inch I think? That might do it 😉
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RHP User
9 years ago
I would love to apply in your spread legs how ever you want it 😘 tongue long enough to touch my nose with a stud in it 😉 hoping that may move my application up lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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Tall74nHard9
9 years ago
Quoting 'SoftandCurious' You haven't seen my stiletto collection - I have a 5.5 inch I think? That might do it 😉 OK - I'll pay that - puts us close enough to on par. But how steady are you in those ? Cheers, Tall
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RHP User
9 years ago
I could easily add... Must have the ability to be as imperfect as me so we can fill each others spaces and face the world together. That would be Peachy :-)
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RHP User
9 years ago
On how shaky you make my legs??? 😘
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RHP User
9 years ago
Ooh long tongue with a stud mmm just had a little bit of a reaction down below when I read that lol
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RHP User
9 years ago
Thats what i was hoping for imagine the reaction i could get down there if my face was buried there as well was a maater diver ro ao i know breathing techniques so i dont need to come up for a long time 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Now thinking about your reaction has me flustered lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
A casual encounter to show you the way my tongue can dance ? 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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Sawadee
9 years ago
Deaf , dumb and blind and her old man owns a pub. Ouch.. I'm heading for hills before they try to hang me. It's a joke Joyce... 😄
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RHP User
9 years ago
Around about 1950 😈 Q
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Fuckmywifexxx
9 years ago
MrsFuck's Lonely Parts Ad Horny Hotwife who does not play alone and cums with strong, sexy, straight husband seeks: Fit, good-looking guy, 28 to 48, smart, well-travelled, good company. Has fun, sexy FB or wife and permission to play, for occasional double-date/foursome with Hotwive's husband. Fit, good-looking hung guy, 24 to 35, good company, highly sexed, skilled and playful. One off meets fine. To join for mfm or mmmf.
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Sawadee
9 years ago
1950 s.. ? I wasn't even born.. Goes to show how some things never change.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'jayme2' The perfect woman is Deaf , dumb and blind and her old man owns a pub. Ouch.. I'm heading for hills before they try to hang me. It's a joke Joyce... 😄 Q. The perfect woman and the perfect man are in a car accident. Only one survives. Who is it? A. The perfect woman. Obviously the perfect man never existed! WOMEN STOP READING. MEN ONLY CONTINUE BELOW... ... ... ... Ok, the perfect man doesn't exist. So of course the woman was the one driving, and that explains the car accident. :) P.S. If you're a woman and still reading, as usual, you obviously DIDN'T LISTEN!
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting '0z_boy' You know me too well. (we can hire a little Italian boy do tend to the dishes) :D Spag bol anyone :p 😋 sorry I didn't respond to this earlier but just had a laugh reading it again. This has merit. We can get a live-in Italian, but he won't be little and fuck the dishes, between the 3 of us, we can pay someone else to do them
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RHP User
9 years ago
The perfect man is like the Loch Ness Monster.....There have been sightings but no real proof of its existence 😘 Q
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RHP User
9 years ago
My man is perfect... for me.
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OzRednecks
9 years ago
Charlie Hunnam, Call me
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'countrytouch' Quoting 'jayme2' The perfect woman is Deaf , dumb and blind and her old man owns a pub. Ouch.. I'm heading for hills before they try to hang me. It's a joke Joyce... 😄 Q. The perfect woman and the perfect man are in a car accident. Only one survives. Who is it? A. The perfect woman. Obviously the perfect man never existed! WOMEN STOP READING. MEN ONLY CONTINUE BELOW... ... ... ... Ok, the perfect man doesn't exist. So of course the woman was the one driving, and that explains the car accident. :) P.S. If you're a woman and still reading, as usual, you obviously DIDN'T LISTEN! Sorry, but the perfect woman would have got him to drive, then slid her face down between his legs mmm
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RHP User
9 years ago
so that proves it, he was driving
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RHP User
9 years ago
explains the accident
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RHP User
9 years ago
Charlie Hunnam mmm 😛 but does he do dishes, God who cares 😜😛😝🍌😉
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