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Phrases that make you see red.
April 15 2016
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RHP User
10 years ago
"Happy ANZAC Day"
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RHP User
10 years ago
I agree Rantallion. I recall so many inappropriate and inane comments from people on occasions such as ANZAC Day and Australia Day, I can't bear it. Nowadays I tend to stay home on those days of the year. Frequently it seems, even well meaning people just don't get it.
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MissBishere
10 years ago
If I heard any kid say that I would be horrified. Their parents and the education system have failed them
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RHP User
10 years ago
unless in jest and of course said in content. However I absolutely dislike the word "but" and "should". "You should ......" "I love the flowers but.....: " Trivia...According to a recent study, "LOL" is mainly use by over 45's now days. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'ontology' You might have responded "Touche!" well played sir! Displaying some rapier sharp wit there
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RHP User
10 years ago
"Oh it's a shame you live so far away" Thanks Einstein "Oh you are going to miss out" I doubt that i'm missing out on much do you really think thats going to change my mind? "I can eat pussy all day" Really? All day? Seriously who the hell would even want it eaten "All day" ? Doe's your cock not work? But my biggest pet hate is guy's saying to me.... "I love Asian's i've always wanted one" Instant dismissal no questions asked, it just raises my creeper alert warning.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Adelaide3some' "Oh it's a shame you live so far away" I get that one all the time, doesn't really make me see red but does get very monotonous. Apparently I might as well live on the moon
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RHP User
10 years ago
Yep, I get the 'shame you live so far away' when they don't even come close to fitting my preferences and I think, where's the problem? I'm actually quite happy they live so far away Also get a lot of apparent interstaters who happen to be coming to Perth, 'I'll be in Perth from xxxx date', again, not fitting what I ask for. Set dates make me feel like I'm under pressure to make a decision and I never completely trust they are actually from interstate. Some are but there are some who will try anything to get a foot in the door. How do we know they haven't done up a profile saying they're from interstate when they might live next door lol especially when the profile looks new Here's a classic 'So am I too old for you?' Now how can I put this nicely, yeah, not very attractive in any way shape or form, age is the least of their problems oops did I just say that, best I don't reply. I mean this when that's the only text. another one 'I love older women' Great, go find yourself one, plenty on here God, what's up my nose tonight, coffee, coffee will sort me out
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RHP User
10 years ago
who thought I would cave in...."Go and Fuck yourself" I do that without being told, thank you.
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RHP User
10 years ago
'we need to talk about this like grown ups' not a chance
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RHP User
10 years ago
capiche - meaning 'do you understand' sometimes with an element of threat
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Also get a lot of apparent interstaters who happen to be coming to Perth, 'I'll be in Perth from xxxx date', again, not fitting what I ask for. I get guys messaging me on a Tuesday telling me they're in town for one night on Thursday and would like to catch up. Ah...that would be a no.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Yeah, and the fifo guys who always seem to be going back to work the following day. What's that about? Translated 'If you don't fuck me now, you'll have to wait for my amazing body and my even more amazing hard throbbing cock until I try this tired old line again'. Has a hint of wartime about it 😂😂😂
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RHP User
10 years ago
Those men who contacted me with the intention of playing 'Let's see how long it takes Pepper to work out I'm not actually single". FU /me takes ball and goes home < / rant over >
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RHP User
10 years ago
A guy asks me to give them access to my PGs so they can 'have a perve', when they have less than a handful or no pics themselves. Gives me the shits and I just ignore 😒 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' capiche - meaning 'do you understand' sometimes with an element of threat so your own post made you angry? I know when I've used it I make sure to include a smiley face so people can see it is only used in a friendly/lighthearted way, did you use it in a threatening way? That seems a bit extreme. I've never heard it used with a threatening tone, only ever either a jokey tone or a "do you _finally_ get it?" exasperated way.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Think mafia thoughts.. cant say ive heard it in aussie accent tho..ps u didnt hear it from me, i dont know nothing 😉
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RHP User
10 years ago
The word gash when used as replacement word for female anatomy. Doesn't evoke sexy thoughts in my head at all.
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RHP User
10 years ago
tell me to relax or take a chill pill. Shaz
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RHP User
10 years ago
or 'calm your farm' - small disclaimer, I may or may not have uttered these phrases on very rare occasions 😯
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RHP User
10 years ago
Hi how r u, let me start here by saying I am batman, now don’t go all hormonal on me coz you’ve got your period. Just calm the farm, because there’s no time wasters here. Now maybe it’s for the better that every pot has a lid just like me and my shadow, but at the end of the day, it’s a road less travelled. Hey babe I’m sorry if you felt offended by my previous comment, but suck it up Buttercup LOL. Now don’t take this the wrong way and it’s nothing personal, but you know your pretty hot for someone your age, and when I get to your age I hope I look as good as you, and no offence but just telling it like it is. Now I’m not racist but, don’t you hate it ladies when Cat Woman asks for access to your PG, and I say, like go fuck yourself. Then she says your too picky, I say please explain? I know right Now I hate to say this but why don’t you have children, I know you just think your too cool for school, so just relax and take a chill pill and we’ll talk like grownups. Also it’s a shame you live so far away because you are so going to miss out, capiche? Now I guess it was never meant to be, and Karma will sort them out, but I love Asians and have always wanted one, I know right, the bad ones ruin it for everybody. Now why do men lie and women not reply? Is it because ANZAC day has nothing to do with us? Or is it because HAWT ect , you should have known better. Well this sums up everybody’s peeves for the whole topic, so if your angry the last thing I will say is put it to bed princess.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'soretongue' Think mafia thoughts.. cant say ive heard it in aussie accent tho..ps u didnt hear it from me, i dont know nothing 😉 haha, I meant when it is used in real life - outside mafia movies - and imagine it used in an explanation related to the topic of Mary Poppins, with a smiley face after it... not really something to make you expect a horse's head in your bed the next morning ;) I hear it used all the time, and don't knowingly associate with Italian mafia members. (Maybe it would've been better if the paraphrasing of urban dictionary had just included the parts relevant to the context it was used in)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Nice summary
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RHP User
10 years ago
You throw like a girl!!! You run like a girl!!! I seldom use the word 'hate' but I really HATE these sayings!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Well played 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Penned in the same way as one of my favourite Pink Floyd songs !! The stand out for sure has to be " I love Asians and have always wanted one " even I can't fathom this one and I can be a complete C_ _T !! PS: The closest I have come to being Batman is dressing my young lad in a Spiderman outfit for a party. Life just didn't turn out how it was supposed to. And Cat Woman never speaks to me anymore either !! She can be malevolent like that.
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RHP User
10 years ago
"no time wasters" - don't worry I won't waste any of your time at all! NEXT "NSA" - me,me,me....it's all about me, so don't expect anything in return. NEXT The phrase about Institutions copying or using their profile info and the threat of legal action if they do - does anyone seriously think they will follow through with this threat? Or to the point will they even know if their info has been used anywhere else? Anything you want to know just ask! - if they can't put effort into their profile then they probably won't put effort into anything else either. NEXT I can send a pic to your mobile but won't put one up here. Nope not giving my number out to a random stranger. NEXT Sorry if the above have already been mentioned! Me not being a time waster reading!!! hehe
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RHP User
10 years ago
I can't fathom the "no time wasters" comment. It must mean they don't want to spend time talking to you only to be rejected. That was their time wasted ... but maybe for the rejecter it was time well spent! Maybe it means they get stood up a lot at first meets. Either way it starts the whole process with a negative tone and I'm not into negative people. LG
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RHP User
10 years ago
waste of time,,, waste of money may be a more appropriate statement. 🙉🙈🙊
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RHP User
10 years ago
haha loved the NSA me me me - it does give out that message or have that tone but I've never quite realised why
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RHP User
10 years ago
No time wasters= I only accept a yes
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RHP User
10 years ago
not sure what that is/what offends? the word farm or the patronising tone?? sure its not just someone spraying the phrase thoughtlessly?
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RHP User
10 years ago
"Every thing happens for a reason."..what a crock,it's just a new age version of ..."its Gods will". Tell that to a starving child in Africa....there are reasons things happen. Q
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RHP User
10 years ago
Im with you! "This is a sex site!" This is a site where you may find a sexual partner but it is FAR more than just that! I have made and maintained friendships. I am entertained on an almost daily basis by the irrepressible forumites. And equally entertained and sometimes puzzled by the men on here who think that if they send a message saying "howzit going?" or "Hi" and get a very curt reply, send back "This is a sex site!" Grrr, rant over 😨 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Or when it looks like an IP has repeated or paraphrased what a non-IP has just said. Understand the why-for IP, but think it could be better time posted - like after all the IP comments so it makes more sense.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Qefenta1' "Every thing happens for a reason."..what a crock,it's just a new age version of ..."its Gods will". Tell that to a starving child in Africa....there are reasons things happen. Q It may be an irritation, but it is not a crock. It is a truism. However, it's worth noting what those "reasons" are (and remembering that having a reason doesn't necessarily constitute an excuse). Someone suggested to me long ago, that getting to the heart of a matter might be achieved by simply asking (and getting answers to) the question "why" three times - just the same way young children do. For example: Child: Why is "A"?Parent: That's because of "X".Child: Why is "X"?Parent: That because of "Y"Child: Why is "Y"?Parent: That is because of "Z". Thus the child learns the reason for "A" is actually "Z". If "A" is a problem, resolve "Z". "People say: "What good does it do to point out the obvious?" A great deal of good; for we sometimes know facts without paying attention to them. Advice is not teaching; it merely engages the attention and rouses us, and concentrates the memory, and keeps it from losing grip. We miss much that is set before our very eyes. Advice is, in fact, a sort of exhortation"- Seneca, Letters 94.25 :-)
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RHP User
10 years ago
We must agree to disagree Q
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RHP User
10 years ago
I think we've missed something in the communication. I do not invoke Religion, or make any suggestion of "divine intervention"; rather, I simply argue that circumstances come into being in consequence of precursor thoughts, words and actions which might be termed "reasons" ( - "reasons" which themselves may not necessarily qualify as "excuse"). I also recounted an old suggestion made to me which was based on observation. I do not hold this to be an infallible means of learning the true motivation (or perhaps "reason") for a given situation/circumstance, but I've been testing it and I find it will bring you closer to the truth (assuming of course you are able to elicit genuine, truthful answers when you ask "why?"). Considering things from the Child's perspective in my example, perhaps I'd have been more precise were I to suggest that if "A" is a problem, first interrogate the veracity of "Z". It may be that "A", "X" and "Y" are all based on false premise. (?)
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RHP User
10 years ago
AND NO AND THEN! sheesh 😜
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RHP User
10 years ago
I have read your post at least three times..are you agreeing with me that there are reasons things happen.? I am obviously too stupid to understand your obfuscating post Q
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'ontology' Quoting 'Qefenta1' "Every thing happens for a reason."..what a crock,it's just a new age version of ..."its Gods will". Tell that to a starving child in Africa....there are reasons things happen. Q It may be an irritation, but it is not a crock. It is a truism. It is a truism if used literally - but I agree with Q and don't think many people ever use it in the literal sense, I'd say most use it in the "God works in mysterious ways" or an Oprah-woo 'spiritual mumbo jumbo' way.Unfortunately when people use it, it's usually in a time when you can't say "well duh, of course things happen for reasons - the driver fell asleep at the wheel, Auntie wasn't wearing her seatbelt and the truck plowed through them" * and instead you have to be a bit more sensitive and let it go. Now, something that literally happened for a reason: My entry into the thread is using "literally" when the following thing is not literally whatever was said. *before anyone says that was some nasty reference making someone upset, that one's from my own life.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I am agreeing things happen for a reason - most definitely. This is a term I use only in the literal sense. I do not subscribe to any religions' dogmas. Whilst there are positive works attributable to people/organisations who involve themselves in religion, I believe that all is achievable without the involvement of any religion at all. In fact, I think you could mount a reasoned argument there would not be the level of poverty and conflict in the world were it not for the thoughts, words and actions put forward in the name of religion. The way I had perceived Q's initial comment was such that that expression ("Everything happens for a reason") is the preserve of religious dogma and is a crock, but I also perceived an implication that there is no reason for some of the situations/circumstances that arise. I argue there definitely is reason, but that the "reasons" which might be cited are not always easily or readily identified, and frequently they do not make for "excuse". I did not append the quote from Seneca as a way of "teaching you to suck eggs." Rather, it was something relevant I had read which I have personally found to be a helpful reminder to pay attention and weigh into consideration the things I already know. I have seen it can be easy to get drawn into debate on side issues and details based on false premise. That really would be sophistry. Zed's dead baby!
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RHP User
10 years ago
People that say FML and in the most bizarre circumstances as well. Drives me mad, my friends and I have a pretty charmed life to be honest. Money, we all have our own places, cars, good jobs, regular overseas holidays and they turn around and say fuck my life like they have it hard. I can't stand it.
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RHP User
10 years ago
There are reasons things happen,not everything happens for a reason...Q
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Qefenta1' There are reasons things happen,not everything happens for a reason...Q I was starting to get confused. I know he probably is not, and the name does not necessarily suggest it (except maybe for the philosophical discussions), but Ontology sounds like he could be a good Lawyer to have on your side with arguments / discussions like that
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RHP User
10 years ago
I dislike... 'I admit that I am a sexual animal and can't get enough' I think guys would perhaps have more success if they said something in their own words! Mention a hobby or a love for music or something! Other profile turn offs: - selfies taken with dirty bathroom mirrors - selfies with gross untidy rooms in the background or guys wearing old underwear But maybe that is just me.
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RHP User
10 years ago
What people's say when they have nothing to say. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Call me whatever you like , you will anyway and most roll off the back. But I have to agree with the OP.. Don't say " suck it up princess ". at least not to my face.. Them's fighting words.. Seems to me you're scraping the bottom of the barrel when it's said behind a computer screen. I agree OP , very demeaning.
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RHP User
10 years ago
' what ever'
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'buttboybuttgirl' ' what ever' See I like whatever but like it more on the forum when people say 'whateva' and yes they say it to me sometimes, that's okay, I still like it
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RHP User
10 years ago
I've not been online here for a few days, so I missed your recent posts... Q, I do not consider us to be arguing opposing points. Single_Guy, thanks. I've more or less always been a student throughout my entire working life. I have studied some Law and have successfully fought and won my own battles. I got fed up copping a raw deal from some of the thoroughly unscrupulous bastards I've had to contend with in recent years (including some very high priced, but ultimately alternately either disinterested or crooked and conflicted Lawyers). I've been systematically going about getting my own situations justly resolved. Just this week I had a win in a dispute with a third party rental payment processing firm. That firm and the Dept of Fair Trading were persuaded when I demonstrated I could bring a case and beat them on the same counts as a recent ACCC case against Chrisco. (That one cost Chrisco $600k plus refunds to customers). I have a further three major battles looming. Preparations largely complete, but delayed by ongoing study schedule deadlines. My long completed qualifications are in Engineering and Business. I have a few further study subjects on the agenda also.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I'd wondered if you meant "Fix My Lighthouse"... ('til I read on through your post). Wondered who'd tickled your fancy.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Your opinion is wrong.
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RHP User
10 years ago
So often at public venues the Americans refer to the bathroom when in reality it's just the dunnies, with no shower or bathing facilities.Of course they think we're crass for having bog's dunnies and shitters.Hell as a child I was reprimanded for saying toilet when lavatory was the polite term.It's enough to give you the shits
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Rantallion' So often at public venues the Americans refer to the bathroom when in reality it's just the dunnies, with no shower or bathing facilities.Of course they think we're crass for having bog's dunnies and shitters.Hell as a child I was reprimanded for saying toilet when lavatory was the polite term.It's enough to give you the shits Nearly got bogged down in the details
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RHP User
10 years ago
Shame it's a bloke
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RHP User
10 years ago
sure jaye
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