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Oh My Gush, an oral aficionado

March 10 2017

Ok, so it has been pussy eating munch'athon in the forums of late, but some people might be wondering just how much of it is hubris, and just how much holey-fucking-moley action is really going on So, question: in your experience, what proportion of lovers are true oral aficionados? Have been been left sex-magic'ed, or meh'ed by most? Even though it has been pussy galore in the forums my question is for all recipients of oral. Oh and for me - it's been a majority of meh, and counting on one hand, magic. Over to you

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I'm afraid to say, no one has yet to get me to come in their mouth from oral alone, oral and a prostate vibe yes, but not oral on its own. An orderly queue is appreciated. 😜

  • precious142

    precious142

    9 years ago

    is ONE......who specialises in oral Met him thru RHP.....conditions of play were oral and oral only - the first time was mind-blowing!!!! When we meet up, its a kiss hello, the usual HRU and then he gets down to business.... Now I so look forward to his visits........and yes, it is all about ME!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I've had two men that were amazing 👅.... some time ago, others not so much. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    The majorty I've met are really good at it. Some are still learning or don't know otherwise. I've also found some nationalities are better at it then others - who would have thought? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    For me also, the majority have been meh and most who try don't perform oral for long enough to make a difference anyway. They think 3 or 4 licks are enough. Lol.There's definitely an art to it and most need lessons and lots of practise. There's just a handful of men out there who are really skilful with their tongues and literally won't stop until they're asked to, bless them.I'm certainly willing to reciprocate and give lots of oral for long periods of time.

  • Katkat

    Katkat

    9 years ago

    Without it no sex for me 😝 I have met few that eat but only one that tickles my fancy & he's darn good at it he won't stop till u cum & squirt no wonder why I keep going back to him lol. It's really hard finding one that u can connect to & same page as you are. So yes guys be very very nice & learn how to eat a pussy if u want a woman coming back for more! 😜😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    It's a no brainer for me. Pussy has to be nice and fresh. No yellow piss crystals on her pubes. No pussy that's been crushed up in a pair of pants for several hours. I'll happily "beaver" away down there, licking, and probing, feeling it open more, and the owner squirm, and finally buck and thrust on my tongue 👅 and nose 👃 good job it's a big one!! Then, when she's ready and she wants my juice soaked face, and my, by now, huge stiff cock and I feel it slip into that wet envelope without any resistance whatsoever, and my boxing glove 🥊 of a glans almost enters her cervix, that is pure heaven!! I don't blame here if she doesn't want my pussy juice streaked face! My experience is, a well cunnilingussed pussy opens up so much more! Especially when it's hanging over the back of the couch! And it's not all about the clit either, those inner lips 👄 are very sweet and tender. M_D4 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Please enlighten us on the 2 nationalities 😉😂😈 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    When I played alone and with him, which has been a couple of dozen - only one was and is a true pussy worshipper. I kept him haha I can honestly say he enjoys eating pussy and can and does do it for hours. He doesn't rush it nor does he expect me to cum from it. He lets me lie back while his skillful lips and tongue get to work. His slow licking and sucking mellows me out, which is so nice and relaxing. I can have a snooze and wake up and he'd still be down there lol And no expectations from me to reciprocate. I find it unfair sometimes but who am I to complain when I have found a rare gem! 😊 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Only had three in my life that I would say were true aficionados. Two many years ago... one currently 😊

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I know your asking for people who received and I have but as everyone my wife learnt how to on me slowly but now she is absolutely amazing but I was always happy to direct. It has taken ages for her to let herself be free enough to give me directions and now I can make her cum every time with my tounge but unless you teach we won't automatically learn I have read a lot on it and asked so many question as I want to be the guy couples say yeah they were good he was amazing with his tounge but with out "lessons" won't get there. Hence my wife is loving my new found (1 year) eagerness to be great in this area! But ladies you want better tell us what you want we (I am) are good at taking orders. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Guy that truly loved worshipping my pussy and was amazing at it. Took his time to tease it used to drive me crazy. Sad there isnt more like him. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Dirtyandfriendly

    Dirtyandfriendly

    9 years ago

    Receiving some really need to get the dick wet and use some saliva I think I've had about 3 who knew what they were doing. For giving I had a bi girl teach me and spent a good time on it too. The one thing I know is that every woman likes it a different way and a guy needs to listen and feel the body language to get an idea of whats going on. Everyones different which makes it fun

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I have met lots men with a particular set of skills which have blown my mind but Oral hasn't been one of them. Oral for me has usually been meh. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Same....3 with one ongoing...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    People are always happy to blow their own horn (so to speak)... But a testimonial is only ever worthwhile from the receiving party, so if anyone here wants to rate me, Just let me know. You know, for science and that.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Best in the business lol not lately but wind the clock back a year and beyond, and I was lucky enough to meet a few guys who were bloody incredible, one in particular who was only in his 20's but had been researching, practicing in his ex gf etc he loved it and took his time, he wouldn't let me get in his pants, and believe me I tried lol 😛 until he'd given me my pleasure, and he's the first guy I've been able to fully relax with, for oral, he would lay me down, slowly and deliberately open my legs, after kissing tenderly on the lips, beautiful moments there, he'd then kiss me just as tenderly for oral. He kissed like he was kissing on the mouth, and with as much feeling, wet and yummy, he'd press the flat part of his tongue below the pussy and kiss and touch all around, legs, abs, hips and inner thighs, he 'loved' me down there. This extended to kissing on the lips/face, he would look me in the eyes and made me feel like he loved me. I saw him on and off for about 2 years, only recently I feel I've lost him now, but I felt so close to him and incredibly lucky to be on the receiving end of that. I am writing a novel here again, but just to add, some other ongoing buddies were intense, very talented, but entirely different, passionate and full on, but the key thing for me is A. They want to love me there and B. They don't stop after the first go. The keepers are the ones who can't get enough of it, thirst for it in a kinky way, fantasize about it and make me orgasm over and over. Once and I'm not satisfied. Just briefly, I agree there are still soooooo many men who don't really want to do it. And they're usually the ones who don't have the skill, due to lack of interest, and just hurt, they have no clue. I've actually stopped some if they do it like most porn, go straight for the clit, ouch 😕 idle hands I don't like either, they should embrace and attend to all areas, the same way they do up top. It sounds like a big lot of work, but it's not, it should be something that's natural, that they want to do. We deserve pleasure don't we? I'm a giver, I like to please as a sub, so they either get with the program or I don't see them again, simple as that 😉 apology in advance for the novel 😃

  • Middle_Child

    Middle_Child

    9 years ago

    You poor deprived man hahahaha!!!

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    9 years ago

    Its rare to find that skill. Some are enthusiastic about it but don't read the body language well enough to make it into a spectacular experience. Some give it a whirl, because they think its expected.....there's no timer, feel free to spend a little longer perfecting the art. 😎 The best are few and far between.....and usually female.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    ....giving oral. I would do it for hours of I was allowed. I love the softness, the taste, the moans the the warmth. I loving making love to the girl I with via oral. Slow an deliberate, soft and passionate, lingering and teasing and moving with and away till the real juices flow. Damn. So rock hard now thinking about it. I just wish there was someone willing to receive.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    So many guys say they love to 'lick pussy' or are 'skilled with their tongue' or 'make you cum' or whatever the phraseology you like to use. Men's profiles are full of them. I've found he guys that are best at it don't blow their own trumpets (hehehe!) and brag about how wonderful they are. They prove it. One was truly amazing. OMG! The merest whiff of pussy was enough to get him excited and he could go for ever with his amazing technique. And I could tell he was really enjoying it for what it was. Ahhhhhh.... Another was great and wouldn't stop until I was exhausted. Others some good, some less so. Others I'm still getting to know. Trust and a connection help. Most men have one or two things that have worked in the past (or they believe have worked) and think that is all they need to do. However, part of the art is knowing when to change it up and paying attention to the whole woman not just one body part. Reading a woman's body is important. So is communication - both ways. I really enjoy pleasuring a guy but I know what works for one doesn't necessarily work for another. Bodies are different, minds are different, experiences are different. Maybe more guys need to learn to individualise and adjust? Just saying :) KH

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Actually it's "depraved" Mwah ha ha ha.......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    You can see which men haven't even bothered to read the topic description Guys...there's a current thread for pussy licking self promotion, if you want to talk about how you're in the Guinness Book for longest time down there without a break that's where you want to post

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    9 years ago

    If you are talking about just using their mouths then none have ever made me cum. I need penetration

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Ms_Dragon' You can see which men haven't even bothered to read the topic description Guys...there's a current thread for pussy licking self promotion, if you want to talk about how you're in the Guinness Book for longest time down there without a break that's where you want to post Good point. I hope my comment didn't cum across as that I thought I was good at it. It's just what I like to do and I could be completely crap at it for all I know. I don't get as much enjoyment out of receiving oral. I can't say I've really ever received a magic moment receiving. Can't say I've ever had many head jobs in my life. My ex wife of 12 years rarely ever gave me one and would hardly let me give her oral saying it was too intense for her.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Frankly, I don't have a high enough sample size to gauge percentages on oral proficiency :) BUT... I do know that with the right person, who truly likes to please, who really delights in doing whatever is needed to bring you to climax orally be it quickly or slowly, it is certainly a memorable few moments :) Cunniligus might be seen to be different, but I know oral sex on man, to do the job right it is going to appear somewhat (for want of a better term) pornographic (just by what actions you are doing). Yes it can also be gentle, sensual, seductive, loving almost, but that type of approach is for tease and foreplay (and nothing wrong with that). But if oral and resulting orgasm is the main focus so to speak, someone has to let go of their own thoughts and inhibitions, and truly enjoy every moment, including the ejaculation and not stop until it happens :) It is not just a physical act you have to do, if I sense that the person is not truly enjoying things, or is hesitant somewhat, then I simply won't be in a frame of mind enough (stimulated mentally) to make it to orgasm, at least not without the assitance of my own hand.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Seems a lot of men Gush about how good they are at oral. I've only had one guy who delivered. Wow he was so good at it,I fucked his face till I cum. I'm still looking for a man to give me that kind of pleasure. Mmm. I search and I hope.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I'm happy to keep learning it's a fine art indeed.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Seems stroking their own trumpet is what most people are doing. Considering our highly significant sample size and sampling ( eh emm ) there is between a 90-100% chance that a person's oral skills suck - and not in the good way. Wish more guys would answer (having read the actual question). Come on guys who (in an anonymous percentages) sucks and who sucked? Think I need to access my back catalogue, as there appears lousy chances of finding another magician

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Whilst trying to avoid the blowing my own trumpet thing... Every able person's mouth and tongue are basically capable of the same physical motions. What differs people is in their brains, their mentality, their attitude, their emotions, influences, learned behaviours and all the past events of their life. I'm sure sometimes there are innate hurdles within a person, we cannot always overcome them or quickly. People struggle with some individuals because even during long term relationships, those barriers can sometimes be too hard, too set in place. But for those that choose to care and desire and perhaps change, you have the potential to achieve. I do know not all women can orgasm from oral alone, our bodies all differ. But the first thing I did, and wanted to do, on the very night I lost my virginity, was to lick my partner to orgasm. More recently, with one person, I found I was too eager for it, I was asked to tease more, take my time even though orgasm was likely. You have to adapt. I'm sure oral on some women, as is oral on men, is easier than others. Some men who are ultra sensitive might cum almost immediately (too easy), others need specific sustained motions over a longer period. If the former, then the trick would be to tease and delay. The point is, you have to care, desire, and communicate with each individual. It's never your mouth that does the job, it's the person controlling it. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    /me belts countrytouch with a trumpet (There was a few that had been left laying about the place) If you can't supply the goods (ie. numbers) on ya bike and toot, dear lad ;p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    generally I stick to a policy of not speaking ill of women I've slept with, but again, for the sake of science... A fairly small percentage of women are really great at giving head, in my experience, and although technique of course impacts, the thing that really makes a difference is enthusiasm. There's nothing hotter in the oralsphere than having your dick consumed by a woman who just loves doing it, who gets increasingly turned on the more you're turned on. That being said, though, it's a long time since I've experienced a woman who's actually bad at it. And if you can't have great, well, good is still pretty damn fine.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Numbers? Numbers good and bad? There would be at least one person reading this I have done said activities with, do I want them to feel they are just a number? Not resulting in an orgasm does not equal bad. Sustaining injury down there is bad :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Hawt1

    Hawt1

    9 years ago

    What are you after...? Like women 0 made me cum from oral, lost count of orgasms given via oral. I did cum from face fucking 1 time, but that is kinda different to receiving head. Having said the above, was only "mehd" a couple of times in my life from receiving oral (it's not a chewy toy)... I am grateful to participate in all adventures. I used to say no to receiving head... in recent years have allowed women to have a go as some seem to really enjoy it.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Who said anything about orgasms? But I'm sure said lady/ladies (You tiger, CT) is in the coveted top 10%. And since I'm science'ing like some* statisticians, I'll fill in your blanks (^.^) on your behalf, so they don't mess with my data.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Reading back over what I wrote above it sounds churlish and I sound like a bit of a dick. The fact is I love oral, both giving and receiving. To me it's one of the most connected and giving acts in sex, especially 69 when you both just sink completely into each other. And while a few women (and I'm sure men) are magicians and really stand out, for the rest of us it can still be fucking beautiful and trancendental and mindblowing! And I don't want to be party to making people feel self conscious or inadequate about it! Go forth People, and suck each other's genitals without fear or shame!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Hawt1' What are you after...? Like women 0 made me cum from oral, lost count of orgasms given via oral. I did cum from face fucking 1 time, but that is kinda different to receiving head. Having said the above, was only "mehd" a couple of times in my life from receiving oral (it's not a chewy toy)... I am grateful to participate in all adventures. I used to say no to receiving head... in recent years have allowed women to have a go as some seem to really enjoy it. So you have given countless orgasms? Interesting..... Harry met Sally anyone ;) - just saying!! Oral is not always about orgasm but it is a definite bonus. It increases overall pleasure and makes sex fun and exciting. Further to my previous answer. Before marriage oral never worked for me ... probably I was young and inexperienced. During marriage, he was never very enthusiastic as it was more of a chore for him. So pre-marriage 0/5 and pre-separationseparation it was a 0/1 guys. Post separation. Well let's see now ....there have been a fair few guys... let's say 30? And not all from here - there are other sites.....Out of these - one was fabulous and I miss him as a lover - but things change in people's lives. Still friends :) Another was great but didn't work out on a connection/communication level A couple have been very good and I look forward to getting to know them better - I really do think it's important to get to know each other physically . One spent so much time focussing on my pussy that it bordered on the obsessive ... a little ummm weird! so never again as I felt that I was a body part not a person. I did not enjoy myself at all - saw him once only ...Another reckons he was hot stuff... only he believed his own advertising. A long term FWB is enthusiastic but technique is a little off. But he's learning!! Others good, others 'meh'.So lets see out of 30 guys - 5 very good or above, 5 good to very good, 3 ok but enthusiastic and open to learning, so 17 meh with one of those a definite 'nope'. I hope that helps with the stats? KH

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I may be in the minority here, perhaps I've been lucky or chosen carefully...but I would estimate that at least 85% of my selected lovers have been 'oral aficionados'. Either way, lucky me! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    9 years ago

    But only for a certain amount of time for me ,depending on how much the giver is loving doing it ,on its own ,nope never got all the way ,add a few things in and yup loads away ,but more often than not ,it's just a great form of foreplay for us .no man yet besides myself has gotten Mrs b off ,only cos of years of knowing what and how she likes it ,but she has had success with more than 1 women ,but I must add the women were savages and determined as hell to succeed,men give up when it doesn't seem to working to them ,women seem to see it as a challenge ,lol. Hope I answered the question ok pepper Mr b - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Would someone necessarily get put out, knowing that generally speaking for many, oral tends to be a bit... meh? Isn't it an interesting insight that so few people are actually receiving mind-blowing oral? Perhaps it might give people some pause for thought, and instead of feeling inadequate they'll be all eager to up their game - and heaven forbid, they may want to ask their partner how to go from meh, to fine, to good, to great, to voilà ... magician status.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    So few people... mmm... I see a TV advertisement coming... Starts with something like: "Are you tired of not receiving mind-blowing oral sex...?" Man I was worried about paying back household debt, seems now I actually have much bigger problems! :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    TV ad? Dude, where you been? There is a phone app :P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'KillerHeelz' Quoting 'Hawt1' What are you after...? Like women 0 made me cum from oral, lost count of orgasms given via oral. I did cum from face fucking 1 time, but that is kinda different to receiving head. Having said the above, was only "mehd" a couple of times in my life from receiving oral (it's not a chewy toy)... I am grateful to participate in all adventures. I used to say no to receiving head... in recent years have allowed women to have a go as some seem to really enjoy it. So you have given countless orgasms? Interesting..... Harry met Sally anyone ;) - just saying!! I'm thinking that is probably part of the issue. There are still a lot of women who wouldn't want to speak up and say anything if they weren't happy with the oral they were receiving, whether it's because they don't want to hurt the guy's feelings, or are too embarrassed, or many other possible reasons. Probably quite a few who fake orgasm from it as well. So those guys aren't learning any better and think they're pussy licking masters when perhaps that's not exactly the case. Yes, before anyone says anything, of course it goes the other way as well with guys not wanting to say anything to women whose oral skills may be, er, lacking.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    There are always plenty of talking themselves up that they love it but when push comes to shove I always miss out.. Maybe I should hold back on what I do well which is being told to stop before they cum in my mouth... I enjoy it so much and the control that comes with it. So yes I do believe I am doing something very well 💋💋💋 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    ... In the giving department, I (of course) like to think that I am adept and effective, and I certainly have received some tasty rewards for my efforts... I very much enjoy giving, and would be happy to spend an eternity down there with the right gal. However, I've never actually received praise for my (potential) talents aside from a reciprocating "amazing" after we shared each other. I'm assuming all were just too mind blown to express gratitude for my out-of-this-worldly, tongue-twisting tornado... surely... :P In the receiving department, I've only had one gal who blew my... mind :D That's not to say that others haven't been wonderful, it's just that this one in particular was especially fantasmic. I fear my sample population on both hypotheses is inadequately low to achieve valid conclusions. To the lab!! I mean, to the bedroom!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I can't give details regarding a top 10%. That would require at least 10 partners, Miss Statistician :)

  • Machariel

    Machariel

    9 years ago

    I prefer to lick pussy personally. Am I good? Fuck know's I never ask nor will I. I selfishly do it for my self. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    My other half has never came from having oral. Im thinking soon i may have to get a couple of girls too help. But he has made me before. But enjoy the fingers in there too - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    A great sexual friendship starts with the tantalising tease of the tongue 👅 as is the middle and the end of your passionate encounter 😜 Nothing in this world is as good as giving pleasure... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Hunter_2017

    Hunter_2017

    9 years ago

    I have very high standards when it comes to cleanliness and female willingness and input. When I find women who are comfortable communicators to me is the biggest factor. Often my sessions can go from quick multi sucsessional orgasms or the multihour long foreplay and cliffhanger climax where i try to keep the woman on the edge of climax until its physically impossible to contain or the time spacing between contractions and build up of sexual tension is less than a minute apart. That's when I unleash and hold out as long as I can fight tongue cramping up but I usually go armed with a extremely powerful tool that I alternate between along with a secret technique that I use to kill the orgasm right before climax. Girls say guys just want instant gratification but I swear majority of women get greedy or sometimes punch or angry when I know if they push through the discomfort they will truly know what it feels like to be lose control and flooded with brain surging body tingles. I have a few very secret techniques I guard because it puts me at a major advantage. Id love to talk more but not to anyone who wants to use it for evil, The chemical response and intense connection you feel with someone having shared that type of experience. Any naysayers are welcome to annonmyously verify my story. I constantly search for the right type of rewarding recipients I like to see gratified. A few of them I have never even gratified me. I will admit I like the power I feel seeing a woman reduced to puddles from things I can do, its steroids for my confidence and own self doubt. Turning the power of the pussy around I just wish I could find my true bench mark. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Hunter_2017

    Hunter_2017

    9 years ago

    Btw for the record there have been a few women that I have had less success with and of the 3 one girl told me of previous medical issues from pregnancy and child birth have damaged certain nerve areas which complicated the process but eventually we got a few good ones which she told me was empowering to know that she wasn't broken just needed someone patient and willing to try. Most guys wont I agree its sad. Also some women get hyper sensitive which makes direct contact difficult or even painful. Hyper sensitive after orgasm I found common where one after another was less possible as harder b maintain the moment and eexual tension but a way around this was the long slow approach. Often spending hours of oral massage or gentle stimulation and one monster eruption. I got off on the challenge the more experiencd the woman and the more attractive the harder i wanted to be the one who made her cum apart at the seams. I love the pussy eating and consider it an art or even fine dining. I never feel more connected with a woman than when im looking deep up into her eyes while she is falling away into herself. Its mentally physically spiritually and sexxualy intoxicating. Closest I believe I am to cumming with out contact. I cannot begin to explain how jealous I feel in that moment of the power of female orgasm. Its lucky I don't have a pussy I would starve and die from excess masturbation - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    CT - Oh, well let me see what I can do about that. How do you feel about adding your persons to a pool of persons? I can aggregate your figure into those who have more, or even their own significant sample sizes Now, I'll have to do some number crunching, but I'm wondering if the number of males who have found and answered the actual question might just mirror the current proportion of meh? *pushes glasses up* Now where is my calculator and clipboard? Or... maybe I need to do my best air-traffic control manoeuvre and point people over to the other pussy eating appreciation threads. *searches for some high-vis and glow sticks* And Ms Outlier nibblemebi ... we need to talk, I like your figure

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Mrs S here. Having read the comments on this topic I have to say I am one lucky girl. Mr S knows just how to use his tongue/mouth that leaves me feeling completely satisfied. Whether that be sitting on his face or laying down with his face between my legs bringing me to the edge over and over before reaching an unbelievable climax.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    So much eye rolling

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Aha! It may have something to do with my highly developed and sophisticated screening system 😉 It seeks to avoid any Meh in my Lair 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    less than 10% have been even close to magic... After reading this thread I have a clearer idea of how the disconnect might be happening 😉 How can we possibly expect guys to read/understand our bodies, when they appear unable to read & understand a forum topic? Bless their cotton socks 😁

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Well I can say that I would have come in at least 50 ladies mouths. Everyone except my ex wife had no issues at all with this

  • Machariel

    Machariel

    9 years ago

    Oh we read it.. how can we not comment. 😌 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Unless it's a quickie, it's just not good sex without a bit of oral play. It's part n parcel isn't it? I love taking the knickers off for the first time and seeing what ive got to play with. It's the moment a man gets to treat the lady bits with care before he proceeds to pound the shit out of it.. 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • FeistyFatty

    FeistyFatty

    9 years ago

    Sadly every playmate, not through lack of enthusiasm I might add, has been lack lustre at best (orally). Only ever had one true criminal with his mouth and lucky for me..... I married that one😊 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I am the male of the couple and i adore worshipping a ladies body completely with my mouth. I do not expect any reciprocation or for the situation to extend past me being a complete oral slave to a womans desires. Wife and I are able to play independent of each other with blessings of each other. Wife is becoming more and more curious in relation to girl girl play and would be accepting and happy for us to play with a lady as a couple or having me worship a ladies body with my tongue and hands on my own. Cant hit the gspot or tweak the nipples without hands lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'super_slinky' It's the moment a man gets to treat the lady bits with care before he proceeds to pound the shit out of it.. 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile Think you've got the wrong hole...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Every time one of these threads segues into the failings of men I think "maybe this time we'll step up with thoughtful, considered posts and prove we're not a bunch of self involved braggarts after all". Nope.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    It's definitely a skill, every woman is different, be in tune with the way they are breathing, the sounds they make but most off all don't put a time on it.....and don't stop till she tells you too.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    FIGJAM...😕👏

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I always go down on a womans pussy before sex as just looove us fresh from the shower....licking n kissing down her belly,licking,sucking,flicking my tongue tip on her exposed clitty as I massage her Gspot...perhaps screwing her nipples... and staying there till she orgasms...licking and slurping her silky sweet juices......kissing wildly,sharing..... as my eager strong cock slides deep in her juicy hungry pussy...yumm

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Well, thanks to those who answered my question - to the top of the class you go. I'll leave the rest to give an answer to whatever question it is you thought I asked - meh. I think next time I'll name a thread 'Cocktail- proportion of alcohol to mixer', or something - mention of oral and pussy has put some into a tailspin. *takes my clipboard and goes home (scrap that, goes to nibblemebi's place)*

  • GM4funxxx

    GM4funxxx

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'super_slinky' It's the moment a man gets to treat the lady bits with care before he proceeds to pound the shit out of it.. 😂 Quoting Ms_Dragon Think you've got the wrong hole... Now I've just sprayed my keyboard with coffee.. But we'll worth it 😂

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I think we should offer a prize to the next guy who actually answers the topic question (Sorry for all the smartarse comments Pepper, I'm just finding this hilarious)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Let's!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I believe there are ways to .. ummmm... ASSIST the person giving Oral.. so YOU enjoy it more.. So...Oral performances..... 100% are accepted and appreciated.90% are good, and with care, I can cum50% are memorable and can quiet easily get me to cum10% are fucking AWESOME!!!5% maybe... I have to fight NOT to cum straight away.. 1% ?? BUT.. I do have Vivid flashbacks of something akin to the BEST ever LSD trips..AND.. there is not a lot better, then a woman who cannot keep her hand an mouth off my cock.. anywhere, anytime BUT, I currently have a friend who is good as any I have EVER had..Her bright blue eyes, framed by her pitch black hair...and her OBVIOUS love of My Cock.. OhMyFuckingGod... That girl has what makes a man question his choice to be single for life. Just saying..Hoping THAT answered your question..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Cavey. Yessum. And just as well, because you have a whipping owed, which I might now reconsider. Or not, if you prefer to play that way ^.^

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    From a mans perspective nothing is better than a woman who really knows how to tease and make u melt in her mouth. I think most women I am attracted too make this an important priority in foreplay. I caught up with an old highschool flame recently and she literally blew me away. 100% love to return the favour. Extra special when you receive a soaking for your efforts :) xo

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    My oh my! Bring that clipboard and cum on over, I may share my secrets 😉😂 This thread has been hilarious with the phallic brain induced replies, cheers for the witty responses to them peeps ☺ Never a dull moment! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I just love to give. Give give give mmmmm lol. I adore the look of a pussy I love the feel on my tongue I love the taste and adore to drink mmmm - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I've come across (pun intended) one oral aficionado. Assuming we only include people I have got to know as people properly (at least somewhat ongoing), not people I've only come across (again) at swinger parties etc. At best I can only put such person as the top 15-20% due to limited data. Possibly another could be open to learning further (aka corruptable). If Cavey gets the prize, I'll take the whipping off his hands if he doesn't want it ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I am using the word aficionado in the context and role you have specifically attributed it to. In literal and historical definition it refers to someone who is interested and enthusiastic about the practice or study of a particular subject. It is not necessarily a reference to a mastery of practical skills. A food critic can be an aficionado even they themselves are far from a chef. If I include willingness and enthusiasm in this forum context, more could be called aficionados, even if that is not to the extent of bringing about orgasm in my case :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    An astronomer is an aficionado of the stars, even though he/she has never been to one... a position I related to for a long time :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Meander, you're right, I'll have to accept the gift, rather than give myself a headache from facepalms. So stats is dropped, and replaced with a social experiment. So, I'll drop my calculator and clipboard, and put on my serious face, tie my hair in a high bun, and wield a yardstick. All those not answering the question will have to do dictation "I must answer Miss Pepper's question" 100 times, then stand in the corner and lick the brickwork. All the answerers come and collect your reward. CT, a whipping was it, or shall an over the knee spanking do the trick?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Heavens. nibblemebi - I didn't drop it far! I just slipped it into the top draw for a moment. How are you handling calculators, any good with buttons and keeping score? I just have to deal with some errant answer'ers, then I'll pop over and pay oh-so-much attention to your secrets

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I've received oral I'd rank as hitting highs of "that was nice, and thanks for trying", better than "meh" but not "magic" I'm too tired to be arsed adding the obligatory 5 page monologue about sensually worshiping goddess flowers for hours.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    The response to ones toungue on the pussy is such a beautiful thing - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I'm quite adept at the pushing of all manner of buttons, however this being your baby, I shall let you continue with your clipboard, admiring the quest for a gushing authority 😉 Still surprised by your apparent findings, as certainly my experience is not serendipitous! ☺ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    You haven't met me yet 👅

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    The thread that never stops giving 😆

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Got that right 🙂 I've been cracking up. PepperRose... thank you for the gold that this forum has produced.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    ... looking forward to catching up with my magic-tongued man next week 😊

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I would just like to ask the ladies in Perth - PLEASE pass on the profile names and recommendations of the skilled pussy lickers here because I would just LOVE to experience them myself 😉 Thanks in advance... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Hi. Can't do that, sorry. That's a line I never cross. Discretion is something I give and expect. My top 2 lol weren't even from this site, but regardless, sorry 😊

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Hi. Can't do that, sorry. That's a line I never cross. Discretion is something I give and expect. My top 2 lol weren't even from this site, but regardless, sorry 😊

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    When and where can I use my long and humid tans around Melbourne and make you come with it ladies...? :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I don't do validations either, they're like a report card to me. Half the fun is testing the wares before you find the tasty morsels. What did Forrest Gump say "larfe is larke a box of chocolates". Just look for ones with the creamy centres 😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Changed to 'Forrest Hump' 😂😂😂 must be getting used to this site 👍

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Although ladies be sure to plan where you want to be when the happy ending occurs unless you prefer a little extra strength hair styling mousse. A man should always pleasure a woman orally once, twice, three times first before expecting the same in return. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Lol one is here if you keep yourself very clean

  • BadTradie

    BadTradie

    9 years ago

    Why do people bother. I cant think of anything thats more of a turn on, than getting my partner off. After meeting 'friends'on RHP, and going down on them I'm amazed how many ladies say 'wow,thats a first' when i bring them to that point of oral ecstasy. Am i doing something different to other guys? Maybe. Seeing how your partner moves and reacts is enough to know what they are wanting, so give it to them. The taste of that warm juice and watching them squrm in pleasure is all worth it. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    What's with all the men saying how much they love giving head "as long as she's clean"??? Who've you been going down on that you feel the need to stipulate that??? And not just stipulate it, but stipulate it UP FRONT??? It would never cross my mind that a woman I'd got to the point of wanting to sleep with wouldn't wash. I find it bizarre.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Love to do it with a passion. I'm prepared to put my money where my mouth is so to speak! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Hope you're enjoying the show. If you like this you should see the type of messages a person gets in this place. I love a bit of filth, so if a guy wants pussy he is going to have to remove the arm of the pizza delivery guy himself. Oh and the piece of carrot cake, from a recent splosh incident.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    So, question: in your experience, what proportion of lovers are true oral aficionados?

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