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OMG...Im on HEAT and its all your fault!!
March 20 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Ya see Earl....it works like this....Nice guys..and girls...are often taken advantage of. It's just the way you look at it...and from where Im sitting, you've just proven you are a bone fide good bloke! Of course you are right about the addition to WA's stats....how could I forget Mikle? Um ahh..slap my butt and call me a bad Mrs!! Bad Mrs....
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16 years ago
What's a stepping stone loan anyway? Reminds me of that Johnny Cash song "these boots". Hehe. Earl you're just too kind, mate. Hugs Gaz
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16 years ago
i noticed there was no nice guys in tas or melb.....surprise surprise but i do have another for NSW...CK would fit in there quite nicely whoo hooo 300 here we come roxxy
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16 years ago
I can add one for there definately The_Last_76 - a little young for most but a most definate sweetheart. If he is this nice in his early 20's then who knows where he can go from here. Kisses Focus
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16 years ago
Hi guys yay anyone still lost. I guess we will need to be careful. I'll send you a signed pic of the banger sisters. Lol. Any one got a good camera???? I know this site is mostly annonymous stuff but it would be fun. Also keep our memories. Fab.
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16 years ago
Quoting 'niceguy0068' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Ya see Earl....it works like this....Nice guys..and girls...are often taken advantage of. It's just the way you look at it...and from where Im sitting, you've just proven you are a bone fide good bloke! Of course you are right about the addition to WA's stats....how could I forget Mikle? Um ahh..slap my butt and call me a bad Mrs!! Bad Mrs.... You can't teach an old woofer new tricks? Well blow me (down) and call me Jess (from footrot flats fame) I'm kinda liking the slap on the rotund mound...aka botty. Uhoh
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16 years ago
Quoting 'mikle' And are ya sure I should be on yer list.. I wouldnt give ya me car!! Stuff that... Earls a better bloke then me. Whats this about I own the joint Earl?? If so I want yas all what live here to pay me rent. A dollar a week from everyone should suffice. OI MISSUS YA FLAMIN FORGOT ME. Mikle - Wanders dejected, dissapointed, head low and muttering about fuck machines to the corner to play with himself (again) Mmm, sweetums....does this mean we get to engage in make up sex???
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16 years ago
Please kiss and make up the kids dont like seeing you argue Kisses Focus
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16 years ago
Please. We going to get pages of Darlink. I'm to busy to decipher German. Fab RFB 5. Well I can bomb here. Oh it's mainly us here. Lol. Going to go and see if the wabbits are back. Wer are you wabbit. :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: . . Look I see tracks.
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16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips'Curious..... Oh great...thanks Mrs P...gotta go on a inspector clouseau hunt to unravel this mystery....darn my curiosity....lol Twas... my pleasure... Your post brings the random thought to mind, that... curiousity killed the cat and to watch out for any 'dead ants' as you go on your way... not that that has anything to do with the initial mystery hehe. Not sure how it translates in writing but here goes...Q- What did the Pink Panther say when he saw the dead ant?A- Dead ant... dead ant... dead ant, dead ant, dead ant...Hehe hugs... Mrs P'
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16 years ago
rents gunna be a bit late this week.sorry buddy, got fleeced again.she gone on holidays in my baby.glad i took off the low profile alloysand fitted the pursuit rims now.she a kerb jumper with no respect.a tool and his spondoolies are soon parted.ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEcho Alpha Romeo Leema out
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16 years ago
Earl it was a smart move. I wouldn't even give her hubcaps. I hope she didn't ask for your bass guitar. I had borrowed my daughters for four years well I didn't learn anything much. Well I can still remember the chord progression a bit. My ex's new fella broke his so I returned it to my daughter so he could use it. Lol. But no way would my ex get my car. She just makes a mess. And don't clean anything. Mine still looks new. It would never be the same again. Fab.
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16 years ago
then drums and onto guitar, keyboards, blues harp.what do you call a drummer?someone who hangs out with musiciansahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaEcho Alpha Romeo Leema out
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16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'niceguy0068' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Ya see Earl....it works like this....Nice guys..and girls...are often taken advantage of. It's just the way you look at it...and from where Im sitting, you've just proven you are a bone fide good bloke! Of course you are right about the addition to WA's stats....how could I forget Mikle? Um ahh..slap my butt and call me a bad Mrs!! Bad Mrs.... You can't teach an old woofer new tricks? Well blow me (down) and call me Jess (from footrot flats fame) I'm kinda liking the slap on the rotund mound...aka botty. Uhoh then you just continue being norty and you shall recieve... ;-) hugs Wayne xxxx cute ass too myname ;-)
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16 years ago
How do you know the stage is level. Drool comes from both sides of the drummers mouth. Lol Foxtrot Alpha Bravo.
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16 years ago
RFB 5 to RFB 1 Red Leader. We have not aquired new targets. RFB 2 Blue Leader race you to the next new posts. Lol. Such fun RFB 5 out.
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16 years ago
Aussie translation being...arses...get it right ffs!....lol Geez Mrs P....I havent heard the dead ant thing for ages...now its gunna circulate in my head for days...thanks for that...lol Am in the mood for some PP quotes now...blame Mrs P.... Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Tell me about her. Ponton: I consider her the most beautiful woman in the world. Ponton: What about yourself? Inspector Jacques Clouseau: No, I don't consider myself a beautiful woman.
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16 years ago
Quoting 'mikle' I can say this with 100% certainty. I am the most ugly woman I have ever seen... and yes I tested it. yeah i dont make an atractive women either...but i was told recently im a very atractive transvestite something to be proud of hehehe roxxy
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16 years ago
It's never been said I don't give as good as I get. It were your post what got the song stuck in my head in the first place! lol...I get blamed for everything around here... Hehe hugs... Mrs P'
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16 years ago
Quoting 'mikle' I can say this with 100% certainty. I am the most ugly woman I have ever seen... and yes I tested it. Reckon the horse has bolted on that one but..again I find myself concerned about my WA Ehemann. You havent taken to passing yourself off as a woman again have you? The kids are starting to worry about our relationship NO BLOODY WONDER...the way you've been carrying on lately... Earl....how long until u get that flux thingy fixed?? WA...STAT!!
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16 years ago
Quoting 'geturroxyoff' Quoting 'mikle' I can say this with 100% certainty. I am the most ugly woman I have ever seen... and yes I tested it. yeah i dont make an atractive women either...but i was told recently im a very atractive transvestite something to be proud of hehehe roxxy Gotta get this outta the way first...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh gawd...Roxxy you totally crack me up!!!! hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Righto...got that outta my system...show me the blind fool that said that and I'll pluck every hair outta their underarms and genitals....one at a time...with blunt tweezers!!
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16 years ago
Quoting 'MrnMrsPeachypear'It's never been said I don't give as good as I get. It were your post what got the song stuck in my head in the first place! lol...I get blamed for everything around here... Hehe hugs... Mrs P' Dragged along to a very important meeting today...was as boring as bat poo as most VIMS's are...so did what every professional does...assumed the position..complete with serious expression...and proceeded to drift off...until my colleague kicked me quite hard under the table..as..unbeknown to me...I had been humming..dead ant dead ant....OUT LOUD. You are a naughty naughty girl Mrs P... Miss Polly had a dollyWho was sick, sick, sick,So she called for the doctorTo be quick, quick, quick;The doctor cameWith his bag and his hat,And he knocked at the doorWith a rat-a-tat-tat.He looked at the dollyAnd he shook his head,And he said "Miss Polly,Put her straight to bed."He wrote out a paperFor a pill, pill, pill,"That'll make her better,Yes it will, will, will!" Get that one into ya...(again)...MWUAHAHAHAHAHA...paybacks a biatch...LOL
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16 years ago
Does it help to know you weren't me what were at the meeting and LAUGHED OUT LOUD when I read that!!! Hehe... I’ll be back in the morning with my bill, bill, bill.This is the song that doesn't endYes it goes on and on my friendSome people started singing it not knowing what it wasNow we'll keep on singing it forever just becauseThis is the song that doesn't end... (again)Beautiful Intelligent Attitudinal Talented Cunning Horny... hehe That's me! Mrs P' xOx
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16 years ago
Quoting 'MrnMrsPeachypear'Does it help to know you weren't me what were at the meeting and LAUGHED OUT LOUD when I read that!!! Hehe... I’ll be back in the morning with my bill, bill, bill.This is the song that doesn't endYes it goes on and on my friendSome people started singing it not knowing what it wasNow we'll keep on singing it forever just becauseThis is the song that doesn't end... (again)Beautiful Intelligent Attitudinal Talented Cunning Horny... hehe That's me! Mrs P' xOx No...it didnt help one iota....Me thinks you have a cruel streak in you a mile wide...lol Your text colour reminded me of another old faithful tune which loves to take up residence in my cavernous skull...Yep...you guessed it....Only problem is I have a musical montage happening....GRRRRRRRRRRR It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eaterSure looks strange to me (One eye?) Oh crap
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16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips'No...it didnt help one iota....Me thinks you have a cruel streak in you a mile wide...lol Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree Merry, merry king of the bush is he Laugh, Kookaburra! Laugh, Kookaburra! Gay your life must beHehehe Mrs P'
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16 years ago
You just HAD to pick that one didnt you?? My arch nemesis of tunes Crap....double crap....This is how its playin out in my head now... Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree Merry Merry king of the bush is he It was a one eye, one horned flyin purple people eater One eye, one horned, flyin purple people eater Dead Ant...Dead Ant.... Laugh kookaburra Laugh Gay your life must be... You're a harsh woman Mrs P.....
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16 years ago
It was either that or Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini...Lolololol, laughing myself silly... Mrs P'
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16 years ago
Please please stop. These songs and dittys just keep rolling in my head. """ Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea."" Damn to embarassed to write the next few lines as I just know I have misheard them for the last 35 years. Need to get up out of bed and put on breakky now. Hopefully I can change the music in my head. Fab.
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16 years ago
I love that song Fab, been listening to it since I was a little un n twas only when I listened to it as an adult that I realised it was about growing up... so sad, I cried as a child for the dragon and as an adult for the child... sentimental sucka what I am.You know the best way to get a song out of your head is to listen to it don't you hehe... Oh!Puff, the magic dragonLived by the seaAnd frolicked in the autumn mistIn a land called Honah Lee.Haha hugs... Mrs P' xOxPS: I google the lyrics I can't remember ;-)
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16 years ago
My mum loved that song....as did I...and now...I hear the song is about the drug crazed 60's lifestyle....Man..talk about shattered dreams... Thanks guys...at least it acted as a mind enema....gone are the other ditties ...only one echo'ing around the cavity b'tween my ears now... daisy throwing myname
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15 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' My mum loved that song....as did I...and now...I hear the song is about the drug crazed 60's lifestyle....Man..talk about shattered dreams...daisy throwing myname I had to look at that Myname and had a bit of a giggle when I read the part in bold The lyrics for "Puff, the Magic Dragon" were based on a 1959 poem by Leonard Lipton, a 19-year-old Cornell University student. Lipton was inspired by an Ogden Nash poem titled "Custard the Dragon", about a "realio, trulio little pet dragon." Lipton was friends with Peter Yarrow's housemate when they were all students at Cornell. He used Yarrow's typewriter to get the poem out of his head. He then forgot about it until years later, when a friend called and told him Yarrow was looking for him, to give him credit for the lyrics. On making contact Yarrow gave Lipton half the songwriting credit, and he still gets royalties from the song. There's more there including a section on the speculation about drug references which essentially claims that is an urban myth. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puff,_the_Magic_DragonHugs... Mrs P'
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15 years ago
Im a hap hap happy chapette...all thanks to your super sleuth research....you have now redeemed yourself Mrs P....lol Not so happy with the Mr humping the side of my head tho.. Gawd blimey!!
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15 years ago
speed humperdrug lumperwhat the fuck manahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaEarl
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15 years ago
was wonderin what happenend to Keith Partridge.he moved to Karratha.on ya buddy. glad i wasn't the onlymessed up kid in the worldahahahahahahahaahahahahhahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaEarl
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15 years ago
Do they allow polygamy in WA? If so...Im immigrating
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15 years ago
And maybe even officiate at the ceremony...Maybe...he might even consider becoming My bit on the side...hubby number three why stop there? Fab...number 4...Flash....number 5! Polygamy...a girls best friend ( sure beats working for a living!)
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15 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' And maybe even officiate at the ceremony...Maybe...he might even consider becoming My bit on the side...hubby number three why stop there? Fab...number 4...Flash....number 5! Polygamy...a girls best friend ( sure beats working for a living!) Do you meed a wife too? please count me in. I cook (very well) I clean and I iron but i dont do kids - oops ok so can I be a mistress then please huh? please? Kisses Focus
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15 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips'Yay....so all my childhood memories remain unsullied?! Im a hap hap happy chapette...all thanks to your super sleuth research....you have now redeemed yourself Mrs P....lol Not so happy with the Mr humping the side of my head tho.. Gawd blimey!! Unsullied and pure as the driven snow Myname! There's something that doesn't seem quite right bout that in the sir_cum_stances...I feel better now... Hugs... Mrs P'
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15 years ago
There's this tiny country deep in the himalayas that poligamy is the norm. They will marry two brothers to one girl. They have no jealousy she spends one week with one then the next with the other. This is normal. God if only our lives were that simple and uncomplicated. Or go back to Celtic practices of the hand fast. Where you would essentially marry for one year. You could choose another or keep the same partner for another hand fast. Lol. Fab.
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15 years ago
I hope that SDN meets all expectations. Oh Onebrightstar you have been quiet. Well we still neen to reach 300 I was hoping for 400 but Roxxy going like that has taken all of the fun out of it. Fab.
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15 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' And maybe even officiate at the ceremony...Maybe...he might even consider becoming My bit on the side...hubby number three why stop there? Fab...number 4...Flash....number 5! Polygamy...a girls best friend ( sure beats working for a living!) Do you meed a wife too? please count me in. I cook (very well) I clean and I iron but i dont do kids - oops ok so can I be a mistress then please huh? please? Kisses Focus In actual fact...I always wanted a wife....someone to stay at home with the kids..a real fair dinkum home maker.. while I went out into the wide blue wonder and worked. Kids are all grown up now, so no worries there....You could keep the boys in line cos God only knows they need it....
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15 years ago
Quoting 'MrnMrsPeachypear' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips'Yay....so all my childhood memories remain unsullied?! Im a hap hap happy chapette...all thanks to your super sleuth research....you have now redeemed yourself Mrs P....lol Not so happy with the Mr humping the side of my head tho.. Gawd blimey!! Unsullied and pure as the driven snow Myname! There's something that doesn't seem quite right bout that in the sir_cum_stances...I feel better now... Hugs... Mrs P' Hm, you are absolutely correct Mrs P...something is rotten in the state of Denmark.... Or should that be Amsterdam? Or are they one and the same..Geographic dyslexia gets me all the time...
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15 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'focusliason' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' And maybe even officiate at the ceremony...Maybe...he might even consider becoming My bit on the side...hubby number three why stop there? Fab...number 4...Flash....number 5! Polygamy...a girls best friend ( sure beats working for a living!) Do you meed a wife too? please count me in. I cook (very well) I clean and I iron but i dont do kids - oops ok so can I be a mistress then please huh? please? Kisses Focus In actual fact...I always wanted a wife....someone to stay at home with the kids..a real fair dinkum home maker.. while I went out into the wide blue wonder and worked. Kids are all grown up now, so no worries there....You could keep the boys in line cos God only knows they need it.... Have a girlfriend who used to say the same thing and while I was on split shifts last year I had a key to her place because it was quicker to go to her place and sleep for a few hours than to my own before going back to work. The messages she would leave on her answering machine for 'wifey' were hilarious. Ok so some days I couldnt nap and I would prepare dinner for her and her family. Am happy to play wifey for you too, now to pack my bags and move to Sydney - sheesh and I just unpacked too. Oh well where did i put that whip - need to keep the boys inline she says. Kisses Focus
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15 years ago
You sound like a school teacher I had. I wonder. Are you a teacher ?? Lol. Fab. 30 Kids everyday. To be mummy for.
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15 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'focusliason' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' And maybe even officiate at the ceremony...Maybe...he might even consider becoming My bit on the side...hubby number three why stop there? Fab...number 4...Flash....number 5! Polygamy...a girls best friend ( sure beats working for a living!) Do you meed a wife too? please count me in. I cook (very well) I clean and I iron but i dont do kids - oops ok so can I be a mistress then please huh? please? Kisses Focus In actual fact...I always wanted a wife....someone to stay at home with the kids..a real fair dinkum home maker.. while I went out into the wide blue wonder and worked. Kids are all grown up now, so no worries there....You could keep the boys in line cos God only knows they need it.... Have a girlfriend who used to say the same thing and while I was on split shifts last year I had a key to her place because it was quicker to go to her place and sleep for a few hours than to my own before going back to work. The messages she would leave on her answering machine for 'wifey' were hilarious. Ok so some days I couldnt nap and I would prepare dinner for her and her family. Am happy to play wifey for you too, now to pack my bags and move to Sydney - sheesh and I just unpacked too. Oh well where did i put that whip - need to keep the boys inline she says. Kisses Focus Focus, your CV is perfect....and no need to pack your whips...plenty here for you to choose from! Look out boys....Latest recruit to the Banga sista'hood is a force to be reckoned with
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15 years ago
OMG me thinks u started something here Myname,before long u will have the whole of RHP on ur list,lol,would love to be counted in,hope there will be plenty of girl action Oooooh lala
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15 years ago
Quoting 'Roxy2010'OMG me thinks u started something here Myname,before long u will have the whole of RHP on ur list,lol,would love to be counted in,hope there will be plenty of girl action Oooooh lala Trap door is always open for fresh meat.....erm....new faces....erm...cheeks...
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15 years ago
WTF thought roxy was back. Lol sorry had to peek at the proflie. Lol Fab.
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15 years ago
Me 2 Ab Fab....tricky little minx that Roxy2010...actually has anyone seen ROXXY's bum? It could just be her in disguise..... Guess we'll just have to wait until the drinks night...gives us a great excuse to ask Roxxy to get her gear off....lol
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15 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'MrnMrsPeachypear' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips'Yay....so all my childhood memories remain unsullied?! Im a hap hap happy chapette...all thanks to your super sleuth research....you have now redeemed yourself Mrs P....lol Not so happy with the Mr humping the side of my head tho.. Gawd blimey!! Unsullied and pure as the driven snow Myname! There's something that doesn't seem quite right bout that in the sir_cum_stances...I feel better now... Hugs... Mrs P' Hm, you are absolutely correct Mrs P...something is rotten in the state of Denmark.... Or should that be Amsterdam? Or are they one and the same..Geographic dyslexia gets me all the time... Mmmph Myname, took me a little to work out where your imagination had gone with that... till Mickle put me in the snow. Appropriate seems his humping the side of your head was the stance I thought to sir_cum_vent! Lolol... Quoting 'fab69'I hope that SDN meets all expectations. Oh Onebrightstar you have been quiet. Well we still neen to reach 300 I was hoping for 400 but Roxxy going like that has taken all of the fun out of it. Fab. Awww Fab, you could do it for Roxxy... it sure woulda been handy if Roxxy hada chosen Myname's thread what were already over 250 to go for the 300 tho lol. Welcome Roxy, I did a double take too, that you've arrived in the forums within days of Roxxy's (geturroxyoff) departure. Hope you have lot's fun Hugs... Mrs P'
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15 years ago
Omg I'm on heat. Call me a male cammel. ( they're the ones that go on heat lol). After reading Mrs S's thread on five things you want your lover to know. One of you has done it to me. Lucky it's cold as cold showers dont work so well when it's hot. My mind is slowly getting fried. May be a bucket would be better. Lol. Fab.
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15 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Me 2 Ab Fab....tricky little minx that Roxy2010...actually has anyone seen ROXXY's bum? It could just be her in disguise..... Guess we'll just have to wait until the drinks night...gives us a great excuse to ask Roxxy to get her gear off....lol sorry had to pop in for this one...i assure you all that is NOT my arse you funny bunch of fucka's see ya'll xxRxx
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15 years ago
Hello Roxxy i mean Rose i mean Roxxy....lol Glad to see you pop back in!Cheers Nev
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15 years ago
We thought you were the arse shot. Lol. Thought somethin was up when you commented on how many were coming to Sydney. Jumping around now at 11pm. Oh ouch hurties. Ha hahahahahaha now I'm a thirsty horny camel that gotta walk to Sydney 16 days people. Get there or be some where else. Oh well I'm not an add man. They're all working for the gumbymeet show down. They're wastin they're money as I've got media ban in place. I've only put on telly twice in three weeks. Listening to music instead. Yay. God I'm rambling. Neighbours might be unhappy playin punk all night and it's still going. Fab. Five down 195 to go and that's just the punk. Oh what was this post about. Oh welcome to the ooze pond Tassie Rose enjoy play time play nice and don't thow sand. That's my job. Lol Fab RFB5.
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15 years ago
i only come back to shut you lot up and leave poor Roxy2010 alone you all should know me better...as if id have my arse in the air (camera lense isnt big enough for a start) see ya'll soon...oh and someone has to get myname over the line xxRxx....Hi Nev xx
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15 years ago
Huggs and kisses. Lol. We were lost with out you. Stalky was even. Tho he will lever admit it. Lol. Fab.
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15 years ago
I'm a horny camel. What do I do now??? No I'm not going on plays. Sort of waitin to meet someone. It will be Friday soon. I've gotta wait another 2 weeks lol. I'm climbing the walls. Frothing at the mouth. I'll be chasing cars soon. Fab.
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15 years ago
Thinking of buckets and ice has anyone done iceplay?? Will this stop me from being on heat?? Fab.
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15 years ago
nothing better then having some ice in your mouth when you are sucking a guy...or having a cold drink then wrapping your lips around him....even better if you altenate between hot and cold hehehe xxRxx
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15 years ago
we need to get myname over the line before the night that we shall not mention is here one week to do it and i dont want to be talking to myself on here although i am interesting and i do keep myself amused but then i guess il just look weird but thats nothing new hahaha....see and im funny and where is myname has she run off again hmmmm....do the 9inchers have her again...i may have to go look for her....lol xxRxx
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15 years ago
I think we will be talkin to each other. Lol. Everyone seems to be busy. Doing something else. Lol. Might have something to do about someting happening in Sydney. I'm packing my bags now. Fab.
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15 years ago
I've never seen ice play mentioned here before. What you suggest Roxxxx would be less servere. Than what I was thinking. I've heard stories of guys jewels disappearing inside. Lol. That might hurt. Ouchies. Fab.
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15 years ago
lost my instant posts again.will be quiet for a while, sorry.....Earl
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15 years ago
you have to tell me what you are talking about... ;-) i do love to play with ice though...fun stuff so your off to Sydney hey funny that i am too maybe we will see each other there xxRxx
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15 years ago
Yes I think so. The other banger sisters have now disappeared. Lol. Funny what a day makes. Fab.
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15 years ago
seems alot of people have doesnt bother me though didnt have them to start with hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (hmmm whose quoting Earl now??) xxRxx
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15 years ago
According to the RHP_Editors post on this thread... we are all being moderated. Wonder how long that's gonna go on for...http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/Where-is-the-moderator-29283Lol Mickle... I'm always here for ya babe... in whatever position works best hehe... Wriggle it, just a little bit... Hugs... Mrs P'
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15 years ago
Lol. Still don't know what to call you. Or when?????? Lol. The moderator will of course love me I write post to them lol. This thing with delay is all about when you submit it more than what you submit. I have noticed Thursday is the worst day to post anything. Monday the best. Yes it's nice to have those posts go up almost immediatly. As for me being put on the naughty list. Mmmm wel just think of why I have been outspoken. Have I attacked anyone here?? Fab.
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15 years ago
she might not know it....but we got her over the line bet we made her feel good she lives near Sydney...might have to get her something special while im there hehe xxRxx....do you think we can get her to 400???
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15 years ago
So that's what its all about . . . .number crunching! Do we have a mathemetician in our midst? I know we did but he's gone and won't be back. Made me hot as, all that counting, one stroke, two strokes, three strokes four, I'm so excited I can't count anymore. It could be like mynames list of husbands and wives, number of which appear to be growing, she'll have to line them up and count them one by one. Imagine if she kisses each of them as she goes. . . wonder if there is such a thing as mathemetician's lips? Hey babe, why are your lips so bruised? I've been counting kisses. . . . . Can I make this comment 300 words long? Mmmm I probably could if I wasn't so . . . .bored? horny? lazy? illiterate? What a shame there are no boxes and ticks. Is this the first post to reach 300? Mrs P will know! Snoring WILDly
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RHP User
15 years ago
We did it. Lol. It's so much fun. This is our sand pit. See we do have our own thread. Lol. Now to have a bombing raid. Fab RFB 5
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RHP User
15 years ago
Or will we be shut down. Shhhhhhhhhh. What can two people do?? Have a conversation that the eply to question over 12 hours away. Lol. Mmm XxxRxxX. Lol. That's a mouthfull. What do we call her now I wonder. Member formally known as Roxxy. Tassie. Tass. Rose. Rosie. Miss R. Yes Miss R. Aaaaahhhh. Yeah. What ever. Please let us know. Fab.
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RHP User
15 years ago
sounds like me when i stand up...lets not use that one, eh?...ahahahahahahaahahahhahaahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaEarl
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RHP User
15 years ago
I have been busy keeping the boys in line for Myname - sheesh she was right they can be a handlful. Nice to see the thread is still here and still going strong. Congrats for recahing the milestone. fab - ice is good - oh so good. I have to agree with Rose nothing nicer that going down a guy witha very cold mouth. But I also like ice being used on me. Nipples, clitoris, cold and the intensity of a warm tongue then being placed on said body parts. Phew is it hot in here again? Its OK Mikle we will be thinking of you. Talking bout yuo. Drooling over your pics..... Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MrnMrsPeachypear' According to the RHP_Editors post on this thread... we are all being moderated. Wonder how long that's gonna go on for...http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/Where-is-the-moderator-29283Lol Mickle... I'm always here for ya babe... in whatever position works best hehe... Wriggle it, just a little bit... Hugs... Mrs P' Mmmmmmmm, if I'm going to have a body part pulled, I'd at least like the chance of getting some fun out of it by being a mmmmman contemplating consentual contraception... Tha Mrs of tha pear
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RHP User
15 years ago
i hope she is at least getting laid and thats why she isnt here those 9 inch men better be taking care of her xxRxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey Tas,Longfords not a fairlane, is it????ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahayou live in a stretch falcon..ahahahahahahahahahahahahahacrap, i need some sleep. that was way sadEarl
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'mynameisearl2' Hey Tas,Longfords not a fairlane, is it????ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahayou live in a stretch falcon..ahahahahahahahahahahahahahacrap, i need some sleep. that was way sadEarl as if id live in a damn Ford you silly man pfffttttt Ford HA...whatever xxRxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Gettin laid by men with 9inches of home grown man meat...300 lovers? Geez....I like the way you lot think...closest I've come to any of the above scenarios is in my wildest dreams....'sigh' So....I hope you guys are getting some of the good stuff...cos if I can't..at least I can live my love/sex life vicariously thru you all.. So stop reading and go forth and boink those bits off!! Go Team
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'TassieRose' she might not know it....but we got her over the line bet we made her feel good she lives near Sydney...might have to get her something special while im there hehe xxRxx....do you think we can get her to 400??? Gosh....7 PAGES? Man...you guys ROCK!! Makes for funny reading.....at least we know there are some of us that do not mind going off track and having a little fun with the posts Long Live the Funny Fucka Brigade....(courtesy of Foxxay Roxxay!!) ps: uhoh....no instant posting privileges for me again....I must've been a naughty girl in my absence....um..
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'TassieRose' she might not know it....but we got her over the line bet we made her feel good she lives near Sydney...might have to get her something special while im there hehe xxRxx....do you think we can get her to 400??? Gosh....7 PAGES? Man...you guys ROCK!! Makes for funny reading.....at least we know there are some of us that do not mind going off track and having a little fun with the posts Long Live the Funny Fucka Brigade....(courtesy of Foxxay Roxxay!!) ps: uhoh....no instant posting privileges for me again....I must've been a naughty girl in my absence....um.. we all got that at the mo.some techy glitchy thingy goin on.refer Mrs Ps post above.good ta see RFB1, red leader still flyin babeahahahahahahahahahahahahahaRFB2 blue leader outEarl
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'mikle' Quoting 'MrnMrsPeachypear' Quoting 'MrnMrsPeachypear' According to the RHP_Editors post on this thread... we are all being moderated. Wonder how long that's gonna go on for...http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/Where-is-the-moderator-29283Lol Mickle... I'm always here for ya babe... in whatever position works best hehe... Wriggle it, just a little bit... Hugs... Mrs P' Mmmmmmmm, if I'm going to have a body part pulled, I'd at least like the chance of getting some fun out of it by being a mmmmman contemplating consentual contraception... Tha Mrs of tha pearWhat the devil are you on about woman??? Lessee... translation = rather than having my leg pulled, I'd prefer 'they' were pulling 'the other one'... howzat?Follow where RFB2 blue leader, Earl is leading RFB1... to get to the source of my frustration... and wonder '''WHY''' in this age of technical marvels... Hugs :-D
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RHP User
15 years ago
I've made it to Sydney. Thursday peak traffic. Is nothing on Brisbane traffic. Good luck to those flying. Fog.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fab69'I've made it to Sydney. Thursday peak traffic. Is nothing on Brisbane traffic. Good luck to those flying. Fog. Welcome to the smoggy city oh fabulous one!!! Looking forward to yanking on that tassle of yours... hair that is....woo hoo...its gunna be one helluva night...u with your long locks..and me...with nada. look for the chick with a shiny noggin and fishnets....on my legs that is....lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
i need sugar and i cant be bothered going to the shop just wanted to share...im all for myname hitting 400 hahaha roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
I can highly recommend the following: 1. anything from darrel lea 2. Nestle's dark peppermint choccy 3. Toblerone My fingers are cold, My saturday night plans went awry & my son is outdoing me on the date front. Any room on the couch for me Rox?
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RHP User
15 years ago
i always have room for you on my couch my darling myname dont you hate it when the kids get more dates than you bloody kids who do they think they are im going to tell mine...no more dates till mum gets one hahahaha turn the little buggers in to nuns hehe roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
My son is 'watching' a dvd with his 'date'...In his ROOM whilst I feed my face (curried egg dip & cracked pepper jatz) & do my forum rounds....come to think of it...its probably a good thing I don't have anyone over...egg dip can be disastrous the morning after....lol 'hands rox a generous serving of mud cake'.....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' I can highly recommend the following: 1. anything from darrel lea 2. Nestle's dark peppermint choccy 3. Toblerone My fingers are cold, My saturday night plans went awry & my son is outdoing me on the date front. Any room on the couch for me Rox? not missing out on much.....just got in from what I thought might have been an interesting night... trust me you got better value from for chocolates, your nuggle bunny and the couch.... There's room I my couch!
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RHP User
15 years ago
The best night's sleep I have had in a few weeks. Not sure what caused it. . . . .could it have been the raisin toast? The couple of guinesses and pear ciders I had at the pub? Playing my guitar for a couple of hours before hitting the hay? The hot water bottle tucked up beside me? I don't mind what it was. . . . I just want it to happen AGAIN! There are times when sleep is better than sex! WILDly thankful
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RHP User
15 years ago
So your big singles night out was a fizzer eh? Darn! I had hoped to get the low down in gory detail. Tho you are not getting off that lightly COUNT.....I still expect an email outlining where you went wrong...AGAIN...lol Ooops, wheres my manners? Rox, meet Count...THE biggest loser of extreme battleship known to man...lol. I can say that cos he is and...we've been 'chatting' for nigh on a year now. Taken me this long to convince him to play in the ooze pond...bout bloody time u got ur butt into gear
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'CountG' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' I can highly recommend the following: 1. anything from darrel lea 2. Nestle's dark peppermint choccy 3. Toblerone My fingers are cold, My saturday night plans went awry & my son is outdoing me on the date front. Any room on the couch for me Rox? not missing out on much.....just got in from what I thought might have been an interesting night... trust me you got better value from for chocolates, your nuggle bunny and the couch.... There's room I my couch! mmmm myname i think you have found a friend baby....maybe you should swap couches hehe loving the new pic...very hot and sexy...hubba hubba roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Looks like it was Saturday night in for the girls last night then. I too was curled on the couch, after making dinner for 1, proactively eating choc chip cookies..mmmm...doing an assignment on warehouse logistics for my Aunt and wondering what to wear for a photo shoot today (I love helping out my friends). Mynam and Roxy - is there any more of that cake left? Nothing quite like mud cake for breakfast! Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' So your big singles night out was a fizzer eh? Darn! I had hoped to get the low down in gory detail. Tho you are not getting off that lightly COUNT.....I still expect an email outlining where you went wrong...AGAIN...lol Ooops, wheres my manners? Rox, meet Count...THE biggest loser of extreme battleship known to man...lol. I can say that cos he is and...we've been 'chatting' for nigh on a year now. Taken me this long to convince him to play in the ooze pond...bout bloody time u got ur butt into gear Exuse me Hun!! I've whooped you sexy butt a few times. ... old age is making you forgetful. The left over choc mud cake tasted nices at 1 am this morning... Roxy..There's always room on the couch for myname... and anyone else; there's allways a supply of choc's....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'TassieRose' Quoting 'CountG' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' I can highly recommend the following: 1. anything from darrel lea 2. Nestle's dark peppermint choccy 3. Toblerone My fingers are cold, My saturday night plans went awry & my son is outdoing me on the date front. Any room on the couch for me Rox? not missing out on much.....just got in from what I thought might have been an interesting night... trust me you got better value from for chocolates, your nuggle bunny and the couch.... There's room I my couch! mmmm myname i think you have found a friend baby....maybe you should swap couches hehe loving the new pic...very hot and sexy...hubba hubba roxxy G'day Gorgeous Grrroxxy, The Count and I are strictly chat buddies...hence why I'm acting as his matchmaking manager. I get 75% commission if I hook him up...lol Glad ur likin my new avatar, the goth moi, took it on our big night out....ahh..meeeemmories...Only one week ago and we're back to couch sitting....'sigh' Always plenty of mud cake to go around, here...get this into ya Fabulous Focus!! Mwuah!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'CountG' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' So your big singles night out was a fizzer eh? Darn! I had hoped to get the low down in gory detail. Tho you are not getting off that lightly COUNT.....I still expect an email outlining where you went wrong...AGAIN...lol Ooops, wheres my manners? Rox, meet Count...THE biggest loser of extreme battleship known to man...lol. I can say that cos he is and...we've been 'chatting' for nigh on a year now. Taken me this long to convince him to play in the ooze pond...bout bloody time u got ur butt into gear Exuse me Hun!! I've whooped you sexy butt a few times. ... old age is making you forgetful. The left over choc mud cake tasted nices at 1 am this morning... Roxy..There's always room on the couch for myname... and anyone else; there's allways a supply of choc's.... I try to be nice and look where it gets me!!!? Righto you...batton down the hatches! Firstly....HUN??!!! How very dare you!!! Secondly, whooped my butt? Yeah, ya dreamin Lastly, again with the old age thing....not sure if you've noticed, BUT, Im younger than you, ok so you might look like a pre-pubescent Ryan Seacrest BUT you are OLDER nonetheless....End of rant....(lol)
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RHP User
15 years ago
we are soooo pathetic lol...i cant believe it was only a week ago you know sometimes the bestest lovers come from the bestest of friends....cause they know you the best not that i would know...but iv been told more mud cake here thanks...i have the guilts, god he does that well bloody men roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Liked it so much I can't leave. Lol. Mmmmm I got hugs and kisses. Some time sex isn't every thing. Lol. Huh looked at the weather forcast. It will be raining again on my journey north. Temp tueday night -4. My god. I can't wait to get back to sunny Queensland. Fab.
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RHP User
15 years ago
i flickin between farkbook and here playin cartown.that half a chook i just ate needs some dessert andchocky mud cake sounds a stirling idea...gotta go. oil change nearly done..ahahahahahahahahahahahacurse my daughter. this is addictiveahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hang on just one sweet second...Ab Fab is still in Sydney? Am I the last one to find out this delicious titbit of information??? Hmph You think you know someone...(lol) Betcha havin a ball oh fabulous one. The smoggy city isnt so bad...wish I could say the same about some of the ppl....lol Yep, one week and two days ago, we were all doing our very best social butterfly impersonations...and now it's back to the love-lorn couch and choccy mud cake....minus the farkbook...like, whats the go with that Earl? Something is seriously amiss when one is lured in by the vanilla trap...hmmmm. Righto Rox, whats all this cloak and dagger thing you got going on?? My ovaries are telling me you are in a bit of a quandry atm. Details M'a dear...its all in the details!!
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