M39
Last time you had sex?
December 30 2009
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RHP User
16 years ago
Impossible. You're lying because you have teh body of a Ken Doll. Nobody who looks as sexy as you has a dry spell for that long! this is all just a ploy to get a sympathy root and if I was that way inclined... hehe. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
mate keep your head up i have been a bit longer, 9 months for me, given that i am in the navy and away alot, but wuld still think that being in foreign ports would help the cause but no, but i dont get worked up about it, it will come soon enough lol.
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RHP User
16 years ago
How is your tennis elbow?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mate, I'm sad to say that I'm only a couple of weeks off a whole year!!!! I just can't seem to find genuine people on here and don't have the time during work, work and more work lol. If anyone can help me out let me know lol. Bris.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I can't top that! Cheers Nev
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Innercircle
16 years ago
we are having sex right now.
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RedHotCoast
16 years ago
......4 hours now. I try not to let it worry me as she will be home from work soon.
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RHP User
16 years ago
thanks stalky but im not gay lol, wish i was lying about it, but i truely havent had sex in that long, maybe i set my standards too high, or im too shy, but yer, not good either way lol. bris single i feel for ya mate, thats a bit worse than me :( hope you get one soon buddy
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey Turbo, I'm rather intrigued how it's possible for you not to be sexually satisfied in that long ? Are you a hermit, have really bad body odour or a contagious disease ? It doesn't make sense to me. It's been around 4 weeks for me and I'm going NUTS or should I say NUTTIER as I was already a bag of mixed nuts. Right now all I want to do is Nibble Nobby's NUTS !!! mmmm.... if Nobby was here right now he wouldn't stand a chance ! So tell me... what have you doné to survive ? Lots of porn ? I just keep my fingers busy typing on RHP... seems to work... if not, I go for a run or do 100 or so push ups... usually a combination of exercise and RHP works.... for a little while !!! Good luck . xxx Ms Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
well its been 4 weeks .. for men its starting to annoy me..... my poor vibrator is bout to worn out plus im running out of batterry... bloody hell we all i need to go get some sooner than later RIGHT?
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RHP User
16 years ago
> Hmm im having a bit of a dry patch atm, just wondering if anyones in the same boat? > > i havent had sex in about 6 months :( Well I have had (am having) a lot longer spell than that. Lets say the gym doesn't help too much either.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Damm - I just realised I haven't had sex all year. That must be worse than you guys? After all the new year is allready a few hours old. Ok, wheres that wench? Happy New Year Guys - and good luck
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'm having sex right now ;) lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Never again for me young man. I stapled my testicles to a tree. A pine tree in fact. At the time, when the little people told me to do this much.. it was rather funny. They made me climb stark nudie, 4 metres up a tree.. 18 staples later, mission accomplished. But when the hallucinogenics wore off, and reality set in.. it wasn't funny anymore. How was I to know the steel from the staples would react violently with the sap from the pine tree? I am now left with one painfully enlarged testicle, sterile sperm and a practically non existant libido. Stay away from the little people. That or I have vagina spray. Spray a little on your hand. Or a lot. Depending on the intensity of the smell you want. And of course you can alter your grip, or angle of your wrist. Depending on position and vaginal tightness you're after. So I say unto thee.. do you really need women? I can't remember which story is real. Choose your own adventure homeo Romeo.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Dude you are good looking and you're 30mins from the best sex club in brisbane. I was at C.I last night and Sal and I were with two single girls (not at the same time that's just greedy across the night) we also played around with a very sexy couple who are friends of ours next to the pool table AND got a few cheeky new years snogs (mostly sal). But that was our most decedent night ever!! I lost my undies and cape! The place was heaving with sex,and sexuality and you can be picky all you want, it is not compulsory to have sex. You would have had a ball and if it's a relationship you're thinking of C.I boasts heaps of long term relationships formed there. And if you have some preconceptions on what you think a adult club is, check out Sal's post from late last year on going to a swingers club'. Sal and I are heading to C.I Sat night, its a BDSM event but I'm sure a young handsome guy like you would have a great time. If anything come and have a drink and be social. And yes I for the record I now owe Sal two MMF's however I will be getting someone to knock on the door twenty mins into it to yell 'come out number 69 your time is up :P what can i say it was a very busy night! So sleepy. Andy
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RHP User
16 years ago
Im with saturn86....really intrigued by this drought your talking about. Dear father bless me for i have sinned, my last sexual encounter was 8 hours ago, and father also about 3 hours before that.lol. Same girl of course.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Way too long. Probably 5 - 6 months or so. And I only broke up with my live-in boyfriend three weeks ago! I'm pretty picky about whom I sleep with. Old fashioned I know but I like to feel that spark, that something that tells me I simply have to have that person. Haven't felt that for quite some time unfortunately.
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RHP User
16 years ago
im maybe a little bit shy
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Turbo_staplz'im maybe a little bit shy Hey Turbo, so you may be shy...and we are all shy in some situations....but one has to work to overcome the obstacles in order to grow and move forward. How about making it your new years resolution and then getting back to us at RHP and let us know how you went......try the following: Go to yur regular night club for a few weeks, don't get to pissy, and don't hang with mates that are to obnoxious.lol. But make it a point whether is be at the bar or the smoking area or on the dance floor to smile at girls and just say hi. Thats it. Dont try and pick em up. Just a simple hi and how is ur night going. And if u get a negative response dont think of it as ur fault, the girl may just be in a bad mood. But always be polite. Talk to any girls at the club and over the weeks they will get to know you as the nice guy that always says good day with a smile on he's dial! Ppl like happy ppl. If you go to the local car wash, again feel free to be polite. if someone has a nice looking car, it can be a great convo starter? When you go shopping and the check out girl says hi, say hi back and how r u going? None of the above is about picking up girls, just a way to perhaps get over being shy and realising we are all just ppl. The good, the bad and the ugly. Anyway, they are just my thought's not that I know much.lol. Let me know how you go and I might try it myself.lol. Seriously, I wish I was young again or younger. I go to clubs from time to time that have younger crowds and they are pretty friendly in general.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'ellarnaisback'well its been 4 weeks .. for men its starting to annoy me..... my poor vibrator is bout to worn out plus im running out of batterry... bloody hell we all i need to go get some sooner than later RIGHT?4 weeks??????? what???????? i wish i lived closer to you, i would pound your pussy all day long for 4 weeks!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
oh u poor thing were just about to go in for the 4th fuk session 2 night. cant imagine what ur going through. good luck. im gunna go n have another good suck! xxx N&A
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RHP User
16 years ago
October 2008.
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RHP User
16 years ago
October 2008
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ms Saturn - i think you definitely have to drop me a message hahaha
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RHP User
16 years ago
we can only wish mate.....by da way u look delicious.
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Ringleader
16 years ago
Whoah dude! That's like a whole year!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'mountnpussy' oh u poor thing were just about to go in for the 4th fuk session 2 night. cant imagine what ur going through. good luck. im gunna go n have another good suck! xxx N&A Rub it in why dont ya! I Pashed 3 girls New years night but still no root :( lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
I get pretty frustrated if I go a couple days without the fun stuff. Being married to a hot spunk also helps though Anyway up here on the sunny Coast there are so many hot girls and guys. Locals and plenty of tourists who are after some hot FUN. Im getting pretty hot talking about it.. I'm off to the beach now with Mrs Fitnfiesty for some fun. New Year new begining guys.Have fun. Mr Fitnfiesty
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Steveh67
16 years ago
Well I had it this morning ,and a bit of a nibble this afternoon !,Shit if I did not get it every day or off day I would go a little silly and no lady in a 100m radius would be safe.We also had a freat time at CI on New years ......god I loved being tied to the wall ..he he.Shame I did not recognise you Sal n Andy !
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RHP User
16 years ago
The problem with a drought is that you slowly adapt to a lack of greenery ! No... I'm not saying I've forgotten HOW to fuck...I'm just saying that after nearly 5 weeks...my mind is kind of reprogramming itself to not WANT to fuck. And that's a fucking huge "fucking problem" ! I think it's probably easier for women because not only do we get lots of offers but in cases like mine I even get guys rocking up uninvited to my office to strip naked and offer to fuck me (how kind and considerate). Once upon a time... I would have probably just gone "one guy, two guys, three guys or more..." a bit like shooting billiard balls into the pockets one after the other (not the best analogy but I've been playing a lot of pool lately... on my OWN FFS!). Perhaps Turbo you just need an rhp woman to grab you and fuck you hard. In my case I just need to flick the switch in my head to "fuck off" to "fuck me" ! Good luck. Ms Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ms Saturn.. Im willing and able to help you with your drought.....Two Questions..When and where..lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
your just not trying hard enough then boy!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Doesn't it shrivel up and die and then drop off after so many months? Ooooops being cheeky again teehee xxMiss Honeyxx << Limbering up for norty weekend away
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RHP User
16 years ago
If it makes you feel better TurboLast year I took a hiatus from sex... tried to make it all year without sex...(you would be amazed how many offers you get when you are not looking for it), but only got to August.... so when you get to 8 months, then we'll have to get you a wing man army.Good luck mate.
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RHP User
16 years ago
this time, after 15 years of morning and nightly sex, I haven't had it for 6-months. prior to meeting my wife, I went dry for 3-years. no - not by choice, considering that I am sterile, you'd think I would have had something with someone...It is a case that I am not able these days to be in the scene - 1 week off and 1 week on looking after my kids, finding someone who is interested in a bit of lunchtime exercise or late night visiting me is a bit hard - again, the fact that there seems to be bugger all interest re me from my email responses (none) at the moment makes me think I will be in this drought for a while yet...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Its been a long time actually only bout 3 months now I think of it as I went to sin sity a while back didnt get off tho did have sex with 3 women that night just couldnt blow a load so went home and watched porn and wanked one out
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RHP User
16 years ago
Remind me, what is the act of sex? If, by it's very definition, sex involves intimate activity with a person other than yourself, whereby both mind and body are stimulated to the point orgasm is achieved, then I haven't had sex in, way too damn long!! I could go on ad-nauseum about my being selective, and in the next sentence, contradict myself and admit to engaging in the odd act of 'claytons sex', but that really doesn't qualify at least not in my books. Not 'relieved' by any means that others are suffering from the 'MIA sexual pandemic'...merely 'dazed & confused' by the fact that despite being on a sex site, theres not much of it to be had! Googling Dept of Fair Trading as I type...for this surely is a case of false advertising! LOL
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RHP User
16 years ago
6 weeks and it is killing me but tonight I have plans for an dirty night in with an old friend who always rocks my world.. hmm in fact thats what we did 6 weeks ago as well now if the day would just hurry up and finish so I can get naked yum
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RHP User
16 years ago
I dont have a choice My girl is a Nymph She has to have it b4 wrk and when we go to bed at night Just lucky i spose
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'gentlemen_caller'If it makes you feel better TurboLast year I took a hiatus from sex... tried to make it all year without sex...(you would be amazed how many offers you get when you are not looking for it), but only got to August.... so when you get to 8 months, then we'll have to get you a wing man army.Good luck mate. Why would anyone have a hiatus from Sex for one year intentionally? I mean.. barring a sebatical in the Vatican, I canot for the life of me think of one reason to do it on purpose. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hmmm lost count..been way to long....lol...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Been about 2-3 months i think, but to be honest i don't worry about it too much. It just makes it even more enjoyable when it happens !!If you try not to think about how long it's been, then it's not so bad.
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RHP User
16 years ago
It gives you a opportunity to take a long hard look at the rubbish out there and decide what you actually want... call it a learning experience that will not be required again... Quoting 'stalky' Quoting 'gentlemen_caller'If it makes you feel better TurboLast year I took a hiatus from sex... tried to make it all year without sex...(you would be amazed how many offers you get when you are not looking for it), but only got to August.... so when you get to 8 months, then we'll have to get you a wing man army.Good luck mate. Why would anyone have a hiatus from Sex for one year intentionally? I mean.. barring a sebatical in the Vatican, I canot for the life of me think of one reason to do it on purpose. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
I am truely gobsmacked by those who claim to be having sex and threading whilst doing so...(or are they being facetious?..hmm) Anhoooo...lets say they are serious...that cant be sex ffs! Any sexual act worth mentioning requires difficulty remembering one's name let alone having sufficient faculties to read, write and enact penmanship!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Unforunatly I don't think it does :( anyway it's been about 7 months now ! just the way it goes sometime I guess, that's why i joined here and see if i can change it !! Rich
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mz J who saidThats not sex!I am truely gobsmacked by those who claim to be having sexand threading whilst doing so...(or are they being facetious?..hmm)Anhoooo...lets say they are serious...that cant be sex ffs!Any sexual act worth mentioning requires difficulty rememberingone's name let alone having sufficient faculties to read, writeand enact penmanship!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Whilst I am doing the washing...pegging it out...bringing it in...folding it reading forum...replying to same...yada yada yada.... LOL
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ok as long as i can be mowing the lawn at the same time and doing my Bas! You dirty dirty girl....Lol Cheers Nev ....who is only male and cann't multitask anything!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Been close to 2 months for me. Ellarnaisback, can help you out if you want, I'm close by and already talked to you.
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RHP User
16 years ago
5 months for me
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RHP User
16 years ago
thats nothing mext month its 4 years for me
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RHP User
16 years ago
I would expect you would be doing the lawn, BAS and a whole long list of other things as well...men can't multi task? Bah humbug! A crop and vibrating remote controlled egg is an effective motivator to learn fast..lol (ahh...pavlov..whatta man...whatta dog...lol)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Anyone waiting over 6 months.... needs attention and needs it now... it's use it or lose it people... libido's dont grow on trees you know! Now form an orderly que to my right.... hehe. Myname... man up, I'm a gonna needs some help! Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
startin to get really depressed about it all :(
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RHP User
16 years ago
I got ya back....ya front..oh hell...got ya covered from head to toe Stalky I will be the wing man to your ....whatever I will be the batman to your robin I will be the Samson to your delilah I will be the Romeo to your juliet is that man enough for you or do I need to don my 12' king kong long dong schlong?
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RHP User
16 years ago
im married and only get sex 4 times a year (in a good year)
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RHP User
16 years ago
im married and only get sex 4 times a year (in a good year)
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'm calling you out on that one myname. Your strap on wouldn't be any more than 10 inches long... you're exagerating the size of your dick and I'm calling you out to prove it HUN. Cock fight at 12.00 Noon, not your dungeon either. You can't lure me into your torture chamber that easy. I'm a married man! .... No. somewhere neutral like Aarows... and lube up sweet cheeks :p Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
exaggeration or truth, more like school boys bragging or just poking fun at his initial question. . . Why would you want to be reading RHP, Is one typing while the other is humping away, . . once spotted the next door neighbour doggy style is girl friend on the verandah, she was flipping through a magazine, while he was humping from the rear, . . not what I am after in sex. dzynr
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RHP User
16 years ago
last time i had sex? bout a month ago, recently broke up with the misses, had break up sex to seal the deal... so yeah a month... but i hope to end the dry season soon...
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RHP User
16 years ago
I see your challenge and...'um' (seeks out appropriate vernacular) & raise you an inch! Cock fight at KO corral it is Ma Dear! Last cock standing bends over and cops it sweet.... um....(again) can you give me directions? Im geographically dyslexic....
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RHP User
16 years ago
A BIT TOO LONG
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RHP User
16 years ago
How are you going hun? Mike here from sydney, would you like to chat sometime?
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RHP User
16 years ago
u are smokin babes.hot hot hot.
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RHP User
16 years ago
u have 1 hell of a sexy arse.lookin good
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RHP User
16 years ago
lookin good.what i wouldnt give for a kiss of u.
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RHP User
16 years ago
just gone 2 months now and ready to explode.
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RHP User
16 years ago
My mum used to say.... never let facts get in the way of a good story.....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Enough to make your eyes water....at least thats my litmus test....lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
I have a male friend that went 14 years, another that went 5, and I was in a 13 year r'ship with a man that wasn't interested in sex, so I managed to have sex about 5 times a year for over a decade. Trust me, you'll survive :)
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RHP User
16 years ago
been about the same for me ... just come out of a long marriage ..... and well yeah but i am here and i am looking :) ..... and honey if that arse was closer to me .... i would be hitting u up :P
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RHP User
16 years ago
u poor thing wish i could help u out of your dry spell
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RHP User
16 years ago
Thx for the ass comments :P i think it looks nice, ppl have commented i have a lady bum LOL but yet im still gettin no action :( bah!
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RHP User
16 years ago
after such a long time, even a passing thought about sex gets you hard! lol its been ages for me and im in a relationship! i think i need someone to refresh my memory
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RHP User
16 years ago
But I guess you know that already...lol Hm. no1 home atm, gunna go grab some Rammy, close my eyes and visualise Trish's fingers kneading my muscles Whoooarrrrrr yeahhhhhh babeeeee!!! (T.O.E unintended just sorta slipped out..lol)
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RHP User
16 years ago
hey there ppl, where are all the smokin' hot pussies that like being reamed by a sexy couple?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Only 2 days or me...... and it was awesmoe!!!!... well worth the wait
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RHP User
16 years ago
i havent had real sex for about 2 months and its driving me crazy lucky for those toys
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RHP User
16 years ago
Almost three months for me while Mr Dart is o/s but from previous experience I know it will be well worth the wait. Thank god for toy time!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
hmmm im sure i sent you a flirt/email before, but got no answer...............i might not be the best lookin cow in the heard but i do please! and please good might i add!we could just meet up, i suck, u fuck, we both bust n go home with a smile on our face?!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well its been about 6 months for me too. Not too sure when the next time will be, but hopefully soon...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'cuppy_dart' Almost three months for me while Mr Dart is o/s but from previous experience I know it will be well worth the wait. Thank god for toy time!!! dont need a hand while he is away? lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
My longest dry spell was 7 years, i was used by two lesbians for 2 years and then i had 7 years dry. Then i joined RHP, went to a swingers party and broke the drought.....lol. Yokal_19.
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RHP User
16 years ago
And im not blind yet but it ain't from trying i thought it was gonna fall off once but he was fine the next day lol but i must say im fucking gagging for it too...............
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RHP User
16 years ago
ummm hmmm im at 14mths.........
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RHP User
16 years ago
If so my 6 months goes back to about a week but it probably doesn't so I'm screwed!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Nah outdoorguy, if you were screwed that would reset the counter again...
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RHP User
16 years ago
its been at least an hour. too long.
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jacliveshere29
16 years ago
im looking at nilly 2 years now and my hand is getting rsi
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RHP User
16 years ago
15 months trying to let go of wedding vows should be soon but finding it hard any advice anyone
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RHP User
16 years ago
I've actually forgotten what it feels like.Even just being touched by a girl,let alone kissing and cuddling.I would not be able to remember it's been so long.Sad and pathetic hey...but this is what it's like for guys like me,hence why when the offer of sex is dangled in front of our faces we jump at it and go a lil crazy when we see a young slim sexy girl. ;)
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RHP User
16 years ago
the last time i had was last nite and it was great ........
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ilikeitaswell
16 years ago
last time i had sex was on sunday and it was great, like to have more
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RHP User
16 years ago
cant remember it's been that long my eyes are turnig white i think im full
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RHP User
16 years ago
3 days.. i tend to never have dry spouts unless thats my decision!!! one of the joys of being a single girl on this site! ohhhh and by the way.. its never with single guys.. couples and girls all the way for me :D nita :)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Six weeks for me....damn!!!! Need to get out more.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mmmm last time I had sex .......................Well lets c thinkin thinkin thinkin...........still thinkin OH YEAH thats rite about 20mins go lol OK gotta go time 4 round ?????????
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RHP User
16 years ago
hmmm me like ;)
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RHP User
16 years ago
well for me it been over 12 months could be nearly 14 months but hows counting hey. as i live on a pension i dont get to go out much. so do i win lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
if i dont get a root soon i think my balls are going to explode
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