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Kinky stories here...step right up ?
September 04 2009
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RHP User
16 years ago
Bit embarrassing really, but I met a guy who was straight and he wanted me to fist him. So I did......past my wrist! Dont think Ill ever be doing that again!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Good idea but you need to start ! It's all give and take in my sex life !!! Cheers !
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
Hi jen...Thanks so much for being the first to post.......If you were thoughtfull enough to do that for that guy....good on you !!....Im certainly not going to judge anyone on here.....Hugz for you ...aj
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RHP User
16 years ago
lolz @ fisting Shiloh. I was with a couple recently and while I was working him over from one direction, she was up to her elbows from the other.. haha.... but he's straight, I swear! I'm not going for your prize, Tammy, otherwise I'd submit a more mainstream story... instead, I am just going to share a memory that delights me. For me, memorable sex is sex in which I am emotionally connected to my partner. Everything else is just a shag. I sailed into a Harbour in Northern NSW and stayed overnight in the Marina. After several days at sea I needed to get my land legs so I went for a walk. Nearby, there's a beach.. with little paths leading through the bushes, a park and a public toilet. I went to the public toilet and there was a surfie guy taking way too long at the urinal. He was perving on me so I wiggled my wooohoo and he bent over started sucking me off! I thought... how about this? I've stumbled into a gay beat in Country NSW! That night, I returned to the park and stolled down one of the pathways. In the dark, I could see a figure in jeans and a hoodie just standing there alone... so I walked up to him and started talking. Full lips, rippling abs, fit as fuk from all the surfing he does, this guy was hot, large, uncut and very horny. The "venue" is the kind of blow and go place common for a gay beat. But instead of blow and go, I spent around three hours with there on the beach with him, shielding his face from the other locals crusing the beat, playing with him in the moonlight, snogging, licking, cuddling, an evening of wrestling, muscle and cock worship. No penetration required. Just sharing an intimate moment with a stranger who co-incidentally needed exactly what I needed in that moment in time. We talked about stowing him away for the trip to Brisbane but I knew skipper wouldn't have it so I went back to the yacht and slept alone. The next morning I could still smell him in my nostrils and all my memories of the evening returned. We are emotionally and spiritually connected he and I, and I don't know his name but I can't forget that moonlit night in Northern NSW. Hugs Gaz
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RHP User
16 years ago
Thats soooooo romantic!! lol Tamworthguy - Im kind of a giver rather than a receiver. But, im still embarrassed about it!
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
It seems some people want me to tell a kinky story ! It was quite some time ago, when a girl and myself managed to get a key to a cathederal, mostly the girls idea, The scene was set by lighting candles,and some moonlight entering through the stained glass ! The girl nekid on her hands and knees on the alter,confessing her so called sins and sinfull thoughts to me ! Myself nekid in a robe smacking and belting her ass,depending on the severity of her so called sins. And watching her in the candle light reaching a shaking orgasim from spanking and talking alone !......It was so erotic....that I can't realy put it int words.... Who would have thought that catholic guilt could be such a powerfull Kinky sexual tool ?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Far out!!! Im catholic
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RHP User
16 years ago
tamguy...... i can understand that kinky story well..... i think the power of speech is sometimes a little underestimated? as for the belting.... FUK YEH!!!! ill poke my ass up at ya for my turn LOL....love jemma
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well if these are the kinky stories then Im a bad man... For fear of going to far Ill say nothing :)
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RHP User
16 years ago
I saw a kinky video yesterday... This guy gets a wooden board and a rolling pin. He dusts the board with flour.... Then puts his dick and balls on the board and starts to roll them flat. Now, he's putting real pressure on his spuds and they're almost popping out of his scrotum... And he rolls his penis flat stretching out his foreskin with the rolling pin as he goes... Then he gets a flour sifter and dusts his dick and balls with flour and starts belting himself with the rolling pin ... I mean it's bazarre... The more he hurts himself the more excited he gets... and eventally, while rolling his dick, he cums... and squeezes every last drop onto the board, making a flour and cum paste.... Man I love cum dumplings! Warm hugs gazza
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RHP User
16 years ago
Without giving too much away :P I worked in a gym and Andy was my client. We broke the boundries of that relationship within the week! Andy's first session with me and I was spotting him at the bench press. Standing over him as he worked out he said to me " my arms feel so stiff" to wich I innocently replied, "If you think your stiff now, wait until you wake in the morning" he sinply said "Ooh err" The first time in my adult life a man has made me blush........ One day at the end of a session we were going to head out for coffee but on this particular day I did not really feel like coffee, instead, as Andy and I walked towards the change rooms I lookedaround to see who might be watching and promptly pushed him into the disabled toilet. Locking the door behind me, I dropped the water bottle and gym towel and before long we were kneeling on the floor Andy held my head in his hands, his grip teasingly close to my neck and every so often leaning in for a kiss. I wanked him until he came...only a door between us and the rest of the gym. I pulled myself together, put my uniform back on and quietly left. xxSal
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RHP User
16 years ago
My most memorable night from a kinky sex point of view was when my partner and went to a fantastic sex club… The club is quite large with different rooms and one of them is a small cinema with large comfy seats which never seems to get crowded... When we entered, it was fairly dark and a black and white erotic film was showing… There was only one other couple there. She was standing in the aisle in high heels and nothing else bent over two seats while he took her from behind. They were lit by the light from the screen and I was immediately turned on as he was extremely well hung and she was very attractive but it was one of my first times in a club so at first we just stood there watching them… After a while, he turned to me and asked if watching them was making me hot and if I wanted to join them… I was so ready and I went up and sat beside them so that I could lean over to kiss her and touch her… She and I started licking and kissing and touching each other while he continued to take her from behind while my partner watched, leaning over me from behind and running his hands over both me and her… By this time, another couple had come into the room and had stayed to watch us… My partner motioned for the other girl to join us and, as she came over to us, the two guys backed away to watch the three of us together… By this stage, we were all three of us naked and the softness and sensuousness of feeling two women’s hands and tongues on me was wonderfully exciting… I always find it amazing that I can have incredibly personal, intimate moments even in situations like this one… The guys joined in with the touching and, as in the best experiences, I lost all sense of time and orientation… It was all sensation the whole time, no inhibitions, no limitations, no boundaries… 3 couples all enjoying each other completely… Unforgettable experience
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RHP User
16 years ago
the no inhibitions, no limitations, no boundaries thing may also have been helped along by the fact that this place has an open bar :-D
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
A few more stories there thanks ! Gaz....well that little rolling pin number....very Kinky.....I mean us guys have all given our cocks a bit of a slap from time to time.....but a rolling pin ...."krikey"....care for a cum dumpling lol ? Sal......ohhh im soooo jealous of andy.....I mean who hasn't lusted after the personal trainer at the gym......gyms are hot, with all those simulated sex acts everywhere,sweat, and hot bods !.....damn it, i wish some hot chick would push me into the dissabled block one day and ravage me one day ! Sophie....mmm very Hot.... A bit of voyeurism....followed by a hot fem 3 way....then a hotter all in....even an open bar....it had all the ingreedients...... !
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hi I have been dominated by manny ladys and have done manny verry kinky things
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RHP User
16 years ago
Id love to find a dominant lady in melb. I have had a dom lady in QLD who used my mouth as her footbath and footspa, thats just for starters. I was made to orally serve her for hours also while she used my face as a seat. if you would like to hear how kinky we got please just ask..
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RHP User
16 years ago
Tam Tam if ya stick a little msg in me mail box I will send ya something *winks*. Just too many chapters to post here and being a guest I cant upload them to the erotic stories section. But you can write a review if you want to hehe.xx Miss Honey xx <<
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
Gday mate Yes yes please tell one ofyour story's on here....I d very much like to hear it ?.....and other people would like to hear it to im shure....tell it....you could very well be the winner of this little comp ?.....and you never no, some cruel mistress might read it and set a meet up with you in melbourne ?
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
Why Thank you xxmiss....as soon as i stop being a tight arse and get a membership I'l send u that message...so you can send it to me. ps....me likes hot ladies that hide in bushes....lol.....and if you were to ravage me, well i wouldn't put up much of a fight !
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RHP User
16 years ago
A little bit from Chapter 6 of The Adventures of Miss Honey ..........."Now I want you to lickit" Sir iinstructed firmly "Lick the tip, and then all over, but with quick little licks Miss." Miss Honey did as instructed. She licked the tip with sharp quick licks, as if stopping melted icecreamfrom running down the side of a cone. Mr Tamworthy's cock was now rigid, the veins engorged with pulsing blood. He held his cock firmly and bent it slightly upwards to expose his smooth balls hanging beneath, whilst still continuing to stroke its length slowly. "Lick my balls now Miss, his voice deepened, His free hand tightly twisted her long golden ponytail upwards and then tugged foward, coaxing her to adjust her posture to move closer. She eyed the package she was directed to give attention and looked up at Sir for approval to commence. A nod of his head was all that is required, as her hand moved from the side of his thigh and gently slid between his legs. Miss parted her lips and ran her tongue across to moisten them and then eagerly leaned in. The warm breath sent a shiver up Mr Tamworth's body, he closed his eyes waiting to feel her mouth against his skin. The first lick sent a wave of warmth through his body and his fingers grabbed a fistful of her hair and gripped it firmly. She started to lick lightly, teasingly tracing the curves and folds with the tip of her tongue. The scent of Sir soon filled her nose as she inhaled. It excited her, her face pushed firmer against the right leg and she began to lap hungrily at his groin. Her tongue darted faster leaving no area uncoated and dripping in saliva. "Mmmmm she is enjoying this". He thought. "Good girl Miss Honey, now I want you to gently suck one of the balls into your mouth". Mr Tamworth increased the pressure of his fist as he slid his hand along the length his shaft. His hard cock twitched as he felt Miss Honey's face burrow deeper, her mouth envelopes one of his balls and rolls it back into the her mouth, gently swirling it around with her tongue. Teasing it for a few moments before releasing it and letting it slip across her chin. Her tongue probes and licks at the flesh seeking out the other jewel. Mr Tamworth reaches down for one of Miss Honey's hands and stretches it up to his mouth, he dribbles a trail of fluid over her fingers and watches it run down into the centre of her palm, and then places it on his throbbing cock. He guides her hand up and down a few times before removing it and grabs the back of her head, his hands finger through her hair grabbing fistfuls roughly and forcing her face harder against his body. "That’s it Miss Honey keep stroking my cock like that." his voice although clear is almost a whisper. Her hand picks up pace, and he smiles and watches how obedient she is "Now quicker Miss, and firmer", he directed "mmm yes, like that Miss" Miss Honey obliges and moves her hand faster up and down Sirs cock, sending tingling sensations from his groin to his legs. Her hand feels good, but her mouth feels fantastic, he thought. He couldn't believe he was already close to orgasm, as his legs started to feel weaker, and he tightened his grasp on Miss Honeys head to steady himself."Good girl Miss Honey, you like sucking Sir's balls don't you", he sighs as his arches a little from the pressure building in his loins. "Suck it Honey, suck it deep". Mr Tamworth commanded, he knew he was only moments away from exploding. His thoughts swimming from the sensation of Miss Honey's mouth and hand mixed with the vision of her bent open legs in the hallway a little while ago, made his decision more urgent as he felt his balls tighten between his legs. "Hmmm Should I give Miss Honey a little surprise"? he thinks. For months he has played the same scene in his mind over and over. Miss Honey kneeling before him so obediently, her kissable mouth open and cheekily taunting her Master as she wiggles her cute tongue from side to side. He has seconds to make up his mind . Should he or shouldn't he? hehehe me is norty! Hope ya likies Mr Tamworth! xxMiss Honeyxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Thank goodness it's fuckfest friday... Miss HOney's lil story has got me boring a new hole in my speedos. Norty Tammy. HUgs Gaz
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
Mr Tamworth looking at miss honeys eager mouth waiting lustfully, with miss honeys wet lips parted waiting for mr Tamworths next moove....squeezing his cock to stop the building orgasim....Mr paused...and was mesmerised at the site of missy still with bent knees facing him.... He grabed for miss Honeys hair pulling her up to her feet, sliding missy in close to hear her breathing heavy in antisipation , their lips meeting with firm passion and desire,their mouths exploring and becoming one breath. Mr Tamworth slowly mooving his hand down to miss honeys breast, firmly grasping it in his strong hand, Mr feeling missys deepening passion on his lips, and a pause to look deep into her eyes, and her wet lips still perched........this is just how Mr had imagined how it would be many times before in his dreams His hand mooves down to feel the wetness of miss honey......her breathing becoming more rapid now moaning with passion. ...Again they kiss.....His heart beeating faster, with missys muffled moans ! He pushes her back on the small table in the Hallway, Miss Honeys body arched and to expose her ample breasts and erect niples...Mr tamworth Teases Her with the head of his cock on her clit, Missy moaning and pushing onto his throbing shaft......Mr Tamwoth enters Miss Honey ,slowly going all the way in.....Missy leting out a little scream.....Yes Yes Fuck me now she yells...!! Mr tamworth Holds Miissys pony tail to tilt her head back...And fucks her harder and harder, Their sweat covered bodies glistening in the dull light, and Miss Honeys screams as They orgasim together, Their moans and screams ...... echo in the hallway....... Mr tamworth can't believe his fantasy was now a wonderfull memory.....!! Miss xx..........Thank you so much for chapter 6,I liked it more than you would believe!!!!!! I hope you enjoyed the happy ending chapter 7....I don't know weather you have won the comp ,as it still hasn't finished , and I' was going to let the readers be the judges ???? XXOO tam
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RHP User
16 years ago
*Blushes* Me finks Mr Tamworth is not practicing his self control as in the book, and skipped all the chapters to 31. Norty Sir tsk tsk but me likies hehe. Perhaps next chapter Mr Tamworth will teach me some more new things. OOOOO btw Miss Peachy and I have enrolled in your weekend abseilling and orienteering course, we are verrrry excited about going away camping for the two days! Mr Gazpacho said he was also an instructor this weekend. He said that there would be lots of new things to try over the weekend and that he had some very special surprises in store. Woohoo can't wait! Cya tomorrow Mr Tamworth
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RHP User
16 years ago
oh my! hot stories indeed.... i guess all caught up in lust we forgot they were supposed to be real stories shared? LOLbut im not complaining.... *hands down knickers thinkin bout it all*love jemma
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RHP User
16 years ago
xxmiss_honeyxx if I may say so... you sure do look good on your knees... you've got my vote :P
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RHP User
16 years ago
Thankies girls xxx I know Jem but me not writing to win weeelly. Missy just so can't help teasing boys..oh and girls. Although the book is based on real experiences, names have just been changed for taunting purposes..
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mikle sweetie, Lemme see well I could put the spa one in , but there is many of them even if not breaking the spa, or ummm what about the teased stranger tied and blindfolded to the bed in a hotel room one that you soooo likies or hang on ooooooo lemme see how bout the one of 10 hours of sex, with the cammed 3some and the 4some and Missy's trip to the emergency department and seven weeks off school one...me thinkies that one is the winner and will never be forgotten well how can I, I have a 30cm scar to look at everyday hehehe. Lix on ya yummy bitz. xxMiss Honeyxx <<
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
" Loudspeaker " Miss Honey to the principals office !!...........Miss Honey to the pricipals office !! "Prinicipal Tamworth waits tapping his cane in his hand " Tapping ! Tapping !
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RHP User
16 years ago
The break up bell sounded through out the school, and books thudded shut with climatic finality that to Miss Honey was a akin to drumming accompanying a condemed man, marched slowly to gallows. Each step with a roll of the snare drum. Each drum roll, a step closer to the end. The Master's office was on the third and top floor of the school. His office boasted a balcony overlooking the quadrangle. His figure would appear on the balcony, like Ceaser looking down upon the throngs of slaves, soldiers and citizens. His word obeyed without question. Fear for those who failed to cede to his authority. Fear now was in the heart of Miss Honey who commenced the long walk down the corridor. The walls lined with busts of past hero's and scoundrals alike. Portraits of past Head Master's adorned the walls, their eyes fixed on the approaching miscreant as she struggled to stop from bursting into tears. The double wood doors suddenly appeared in front of her, bordered by two marble pillars supporting a marble lintle. She hesitated, hand poised ready to knock on the doors, they were a gate way to the end of her existence as she knew it. As a last act of defiance, she struck the door with all her strength, to show she was still her own person. The heavy oaken doors barely carried the feeble percussion of the impact through to the interior of the office. The reality hit her. She was just a girl in a big world. A world whose rules and ethos she had turned slightly away from. A world which had order and rigid rules. She wished she had been able to return to her dormitory to retrieve her undergarment. To be chastised in the office was the pinnacle of her shame. Yet as soon as this realisation had entered her thoughts, it invoked an unexpected reaction. The thought of being in a room with the ultimate authority figure, caused her heart to pound harder. A room that commanded respect and scared most to dare enter. A room that belonged to a man who's reputation was so fierce, that most did not recall his name. But Miss Honey knew, it was staring her in the face. There on the door was a gold plaque, its letters large and engraved deeply, a plaque that read Mr Tamworth School Master. A voice carried through the doors. Deep, calm, reasonable."It's open" This was not exactly how Miss Honey had imagined the punishment to begin. Images of being paraded into the office with her guardian called in from interstate to see how Miss Honey had turned into harlot. The accusing looks. The snide remarks from her friends upon her return home from her expulsion from the exclusive school. "Honey-bun showed off her bum." the chant of her town friends already echoed in her mind. The humiliation was so much she had already planned to accept whatever punishment she was dealt if only to stop her friends and family from finding out. The heavy brass handle unlatched with sudden snap, as she pushed the door inwards. The red carpet came into view as the door opened. She entered the office and turned to face the desk. Miss Honey took a deep breath and looked up, opening her mouth to address the one that summonsed her..then stopped. He wasn't at his desk. She looked around and there, standing in front of the balcony window stood the formidable figure of Mr Tamworth."Take a seat Miss Honey, I just have yell at someone." Miss Honey sat on the leather couch facing the window. It was the closest seat and all her strength and resolve had already been used up in walking to the office. Mr Tamworth strode to the balcony doors and opened them. The afternoon breeze finding its way into the office as the Master of the school stepped onto the tiled exterior. His loud voice boomed out at a group of students for some indiscretion , somewhere away from her view. His words were lost to her, as the cool breeze rushed over her. Her skin electrified as the gentle caress sent shivers across her body. Without thought, her legs opened, and the breeze raced under her skirt, gliding over her legs, and like the leaves of forest, rustled amongst the pink lips. Her body shivered uncontrollably. She felt the warmth and moisture between her legs, and at the same time felt her nipples harden against the restraints of the only bra she owned. "Ooooo not now, please" Miss Honey whispered, begging and squirming in her seat to fight the sensation. She couldn't fight, her body had been abducted, all she could think about was the cool breeze caressing her moist lips and the pleasant feelings that it brought. She closed her eyes, and unsubconciously, her legs parted a little further. Strange thoughts swirled in her mind, of that sensation when riding her horse back on the farm. Of that trip to the old fire station and the slide down the pole. She suddenly knew she had to touch herself, to force that tingle away. And all the time, her legs were drifting wider apart. She breathed in deeply, catching a sweet scent. She could smell herself! Miss Honey's mind drifted away, she could hear the Masters voice in a far away distance, the more his authority spoke the wetter she seemingly got. Her hands slid between her thighs and she started to gently rub. Her fingers slick, glided easily over the folds of the skin, softly teasing and pulling causing her to wiggle in her seat. "Miss Honey!!" the sound of Mr Tamworth's voice grew louder. She opened her eyes, and realised with a fright that her skirt had ridden up well above her knees and was now gathered around her waist. Her heart stopped. Standing in front of her was Mr Tamworth. His gaze fixed on her. Miss Honey bit her lip and quickly adjusted her skirt. " um oh I...I'm sorry Sir" she stuttered. If she wasn't in much trouble before she certainly was now she thought. Mr Tamworth moved back a step to the left. " Miss Honey go stand in front of my desk please." His hand gestures the direction. His voice controlled. His face without expression from the exhibition he just witnessed. Miss Honey stood up, her face slightly confused. Was she in trouble she thought. Mr Tamworth calm demenour gave no indication on his intentions. What did he have planned and will she be punished? xxMiss Honeyxx << ooooo finks she is gonna get it and wonders wtf is Gaz to hide behind.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I been hiding under tammy's desk Miss_Honey Pot.... Taking serrupticious wiffs of Principal Tammy's under garments... but the gentle suggestion of Tammy's masculine armpits in that breeze and the sights of you frigging yourself is just too much stimulation to contain myself to school shorts. I can feel my cock swelling. The bindings I had wrapped tightly around it that morning were hurting now. The delicious pain of a restrained cock.... "I mustn't move it... I'll be a good boy. Don't play with my cock now" I reminded myself, or Sister Sophia will notice my jizz stained shorts again and make me do those unspeakable things to her again. The taunting images raced through my mind and my cock swelled further. Now the bindings were pulling on my pubic hair. It hurts. "I mustn't adjust them", I thought. My cock ached and twisted and bound into position with muslin and medical tape it was really going to hurt when sister Sophia removes it this time. I turned my head to the breeze and took another wiff. I could smell my own armpits now. My cock swelled more. The bent part hurts. I've got to adjust it. Sister Sophia will not be happy. I musnt disappoint her. I can smell Miss Honey. I hear Sir's instructions. I've got my tongue wetted and ready for when you approach.
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RHP User
16 years ago
ROTFPMSLOL << Way too funny Gaz, I have tears in me eyes and a stitch from laughing so hard, scared the poor pooch who was asleep next to me. I will have to come back later and reply after when I can see the screen better. xxMiss Honeyxx <
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RHP User
16 years ago
I cannot believe I can even begin to compete with some of the genius on this thread, so I'm not even gonna try lol.So, as far as voting goes...Miss Honey is definitely the breast (excuse the pun haha), so I've got her in the lead... with Sophie right behind with her open bar and trio of couples complete with their own built in bars (sorry hehehe) and Gaz bringing up the rear... if he ever gets out of his bindings... or out from under Tammy's desk lol... It seems Mr Tamworth can't be relied on to practice his self control... or consequently, maintain his place in line... without Miss Peachy to keep an eye on his things... oh, sorry, things ;-)Lolol cheersMrs PPS: Hehehe Jemma, Mr Tamworth did say to 'please try a limit it to real experiences' when outlining the terms of our ass-ignment for sub-mission but he is currently under investigation for his alleged loss of self control rofl...
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
Mr Tamworth Walked up close to the side of Miss honey......And in a raised voice.....You havn't heard a word i said, did you miss ? he exclaimed !!!! Miss felt a shiver run through her body....She could feel his breath...And the Autority in his voice made her hairs stand up.... Still facing the desk Missy replied....Nnn No Mr tamworth..... I'm so sorry !!! Mr....This time in a louder tone....Well That's Just not good Enough is It Miss Honey....IS IT ! Missy although scared ......could feel her Wetness between her legs, and a little trickle starting to run down her thigh. She could now feel her heart beating hard against her chest,,boom boom....boom boom......a gust of wind blows into the room ,flickering the curtains.....and some papers on the desk.....blowing a cool feeling onto her breasts.....And feeling her nipples starting to harden......Missy unsure of her emotions, and feeling weak vulnerable, but strangley arroused. Miiss honey Flashes back in her memory, when she was first called to the office....her seemingly long walk up the corrodor, Past the pictures of past Pricipals...stairing at her...Judging her.....their eyes following her every move.....Her shame building.......as she now faces possible Expulsion .....ridicule and further shame on her family.........But still that feeling of exitment wont leave her no matter how hard she tries not to think about it. ! Mr Tamworth....Again raises his voice....So what are we going to do with you...?.....as he brushes past her.......This time missy feels a tingle that starts at he toes, and rises up her legs, through her bottom,up her spine ,sending a Dizzy feeling into her brain like a drug....Missy Having to brace herself on the desk. Principal Tamworth Again Yells What am I going to do with you Miss !!! Miss Honey softly replies.......I will do anything you want Mr Tamworth.......Anything !!.....please don't expell me....please...she exclaimed !!.....I don't want to go back to the Farm...... There is a short pause.....and missy is trembling in antisipation !!!!! Take off your dress Mr Tamworth says.........In a comanding voice !!........missy says nothing, Slowly sliding off her dress, firstly revealing her smooth legs.......and then her tight round bottom......she hears Mr Tamworth take a breath.......and continues to remove her dress up to expose her ample ripe breasts covered by her onlly simple bra.and removes the dress over her flowing blonde hair,the dress now lieng on the floor. Missy feels Principal Tamworth move up close to her....he firmly touches her breast......and he now feels her heart pounding hard through her firm body.......Mr moves his hand slowly down.....Missy moans with pleasure as his strong hand reaches down to her wetness......Mr tamworth Now says to her Take them off ............Missy .....hastly says why ?? and turns to Mr Tamworth.....to se him standing there with a long cane..Her eyes showing an inviting fear.....It was then that she new what her punisment would be........And she lets her moist panties fall to the floor. Miss Honey says to Principal Tamworth......I'm a Bad Bad Girl Mr Tamworth.....i'm Happy to Accept my punishment.......Please Sir.....Please !
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RHP User
16 years ago
With every breathe Gazza can sense the intensity of Miss honey's excitement. A bead of sweat runs down his rib cage, tickling him on its path. It arouses him. He can feel a familiar flush and his temperature is rising around his chest and neck. He sits on his hands so as to avoid touching the medical tape stuck now pulling severely against his pubic hair. Sister Mary Sophie will be pleased, he thinks. Gaz breathes deeply.... blowing gently with hot longing breathes aimed towards Miss honey's quim... With every breathe he sucks feminine air through his nose so as to extract every last lingering pheremone...... He imagines Principal Tammy standing there, his trowsers now dropped around his ankles, of course, Gaz thinks... he's freeballing. No secret pantie fetish for this manly man. A bead of sweat trickles down across Gazza's taint and he closes his eyes... imagining what Principal Tammy, a real man's man must smell like in the heat of passion.. he imagines Principal Tammy's testicles slapping hard against Miss Honey's butt cheeks, the deep thrusting.... and all those sex crumbs dripping down silky soft golden haired limbs.. he licks his lips. Sweat forms on Gazza's brow... his breathe deepens and the hairs on both legs have raised. Goosebumps. Gaz hadn't felt them since the morning sponge bath. If nothing else, Sister Mary Sophie was meticulous in caring and assisting Gazza in bathing prior to the application of the forbidding bandages. I mustn't disapoint her. I musn't play with myself again. I must try and last until little lunch when Sister Mary Sophie promised to return and relieve me. Don't give in to temptation Gazpacho and I will bring you comfort. Her parting words. "I mustn't disapoint her. I must wait here just as she instructed." Gaz clenched his PC muscles to relieve the pain. It only made his cock ache all the more. He bit his lip and flexed his arms. Hands still held tightly underneath his now bare bottom. "I must be quiet" he thought. or Principal Tammy will know I am here again. I must wait until Sister Mary Sophie returns for her punishment and do the task she sent me here to do. Miss honey moaned loudly. .............
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16 years ago
I also cannot compete with the fantastic imagination and writing ability of Mr Tamworth, Miss Honey and Gaz but this is my story. Quite a few years ago, I worked with a dentist in Perth as a Dental Assistant. A very lovely man, easy to get along with, great to work for and at that stage, the surgery wasn't very busy so we had a lot of free time on our hands. Mostly we would sit and drink tea and eat biscuits, talk about everything and anything. We soon became very comfortable with each other and close in terms of friendship. I remeber once, sitting on the desk in a short skirt and heels and wondered why he was standing behind the desk when he would usually sit next to me or opposite me. Anyway, I didnt read to much into it. Further down the road, during a quiet afternoon wit no patients, I was talking to my boss about an amazing full body massage that i had been given the night before. What made it so amazing tho was that the guy massaging me also massaged my arms, hands and fingers (if you've never had a hand massage, this actually feels pretty sensational and very erotic). Quite inncoently, I offered to give me boss a hand massage and he accepted. With lots of moisturising cream in my hands, I began to massage his palms working right down to the finger tips, pulling at his fingers, rubbing them up and down firmly between my hands. Before I culd even finish the first hand, he stood up rather quickly and went behind the desk. It was then that the penny dropped. Everytime he was turned on, he would have to hade his desire for me behind the desk. So naturally, I started turning up to work in short skirts and heels more often...sitting close to him, brushing past him, not wearing panties. Pretty soon we were flirting outragously with each other. The sexual tension was building. But things got even hotter when we started flirting with each other whilst working on patients teeth (don't worry, they were never in any danger of being harmed by an out of control drill or needle!!) The way a dentist and nurse position themselves whilst working is that we both have how legs wide apart, one of his legs in between mine and one of my legs in between his. First it just started with allowing our legs to touch during patient procedures, then it progressed to subtly allowing our legs to rub together. If I had to lean over to the bench for something, I would wrap both my legs around his as if i needed an anchor. The final progression was that he would manouver himself into a position which supposedly gave him a better view into the patients mouth (what we use mirrors for) but would actually bring him within millimeteres of touching my pussy with his knee. So close that if he weren't wearing trousers, he would feel my pubic hair lightly tickling his knee. My pussy was very aware of this extremely close encounter and would feel myself getting wetter. So I too would manouver myself into a position to 'get a better view of the patient' thus making his knee contact my wet pussy. We both wore masks, but I knew he was smiling. I could feel him very subtly moving his leg to massage inbetween my legs. I would feel my heart racing. I wanted to push harder against his knee. Never have I looked forward to going to work as i did when I worked with him. Nothing ever happened between us as he is married and we remain friends to this day, but whenever we do see each other, my god...... Well that's my rather tame kinky or sexy story. Thanks for listening. xx
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
"Tamguy smiles and Laughs"...............Erm i mean " Stands with masculine authority and seemingly no emotion" !!
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16 years ago
Sister Mary Sophie waits impatiently for Gazpacho to return to the infirmary. The more he makes her wait, the crueler she becomes and she knows that he likes to test how far she will go to punish him before she allows him to take her in a pent-up fury of pain and desire. Gazpacho enters the room, head bowed “I’m sorry Sister, that I’m late. I was carrying out your instructions but Principal Tamworth is insatiable and kept Miss Honey busy for a long time”. “you know that’s no excuse, slave, and that I’ll have to punish you very severely for this transgression. Do you know why you are here today?” “No, Sister, I don’t understand any of this, I just know I want it.” “Very good, slave, spread your legs and drop your trousers. Masturbate for me. Do it now.” Gazpacho does as he is ordered to do, he is already rock hard from what he witnessed in the Principals office earlier. He starts to move his hand up and down his shaft making it swell even more, the tight bandages pulling, causing delicious pain. “Don’t stop, slave, or I will have to punish you. You don’t have my permission to stop.” says Sister Sophie, watching him, and growing wetter and wetter under her habit which disguises her corset and garter belt….and nothing else. She is a shameless sex-slut and is aching for Gazpacho to take her, hard and fast on the cold hard floor. “yes, Sister Sophie, yes.. God yes” Gazpacho groans as he continues to stroke himself. “Do I have your permission to cum, Mistress?” “No, you don’t. And you will be punished for asking such an impertinent question. You know that stamina and endurance and an utter lack of shame are essential to what I teach and that is what I want from you” breathes Sister Sophie with one hand on Gazpacho’s muscular chest as she teases his nipples. “I’m sorry, Sister, forgive me. It won’t happen again. I am yours to command.” whispers Gazpacho as he watches Sister Sophie take something from her desk drawer and slowly circle behind him. He knows what awaits him…. and he can’t wait….. End Chapter One
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16 years ago
Dear Principal Tamworth, The above is an adaptation of a real (very very real) experience. I have only inverted the roles. In the true story, I, of course, play the role of Gazpacho. Therefore, I hereby respectfully submit this entry in your competition, Sir. Thank you for your time in considering my submission (and yes, I mean that in both ways). Yours respectfully, Miss Sophie
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16 years ago
Dear Principal Tamworth, The above is an adaptation of a real (very very real) experience. I have only inverted the roles. In the true story, I, of course, play the role of Gazpacho. Therefore, I hereby respectfully submit this entry in your competition, Sir. Thank you for your time in considering my submission (and yes, I mean that in both ways). Yours respectfully, Miss Sophie
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
I've put it together now.....How could i be so blind.......Sophie_74 is sister sophia.......All those years as a Nun have turned, have turned her into an Evil Sadistic.....Sodomising ........Doodle mummifying BITCH !!!!......." dramatic music goes here " What Fiendish Plans does she have for Poor Gaz ??????...........What is it in that Drawer ????????
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
Well..... Miss Sophie..... Thankyou for your proposed Sub mission.....And I also mean that both ways ! I have decided to keep this comp open for another month....due to a late interest. In regards to subission A........I would of course have to conduct a personal interview, and go over your resume, aswell as your other ass ets.....and of course discuss this with my other pupils ! Thank you for your Interest Principal Tam
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16 years ago
Me just loves school...finks me corrupted ya thread Tam Tam ooopsy. Has now turned into the School for Deviates...who has the video cam, finkies we could make some money if we whack it on film. Where is that guy that asked about the Australian Porn industry, if it doesnt exist, me finkies with all the peeps in the forums I am sure we could get a cam crew etc going teehee.
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
Wahhooo....I wanna go to that dentist.......no seriously...a nice flirty story.....kinky, being in front of the patients.....your boss obviously has more will power than me, I would have ravaged you in the chair after the patient left...but hey thats me.....lo.....nice story...thanks !......Naughty Nurse ! Tam
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16 years ago
Hehe..... Ouch with the punishment... I like smooching and stuff. :p (see my first post in this topic)... and I like hugs... of course! You got it all wrong Tammy!! Brave Sister Mary Sophie protects me, even if she does have.... needs..... Sister Sophie drawers a pair of latex gloves from her pocket and meticulously positions them on her elegant hands. in the mirror Gaz could see that she had placed a large bottle of caster oil on the desk, removed the lid and then, using the Turkey baster that he knows she stores in her desk drawer she empties the bottle of it's slippery contents. Gazpacho can guess exactly what's next. "please sister, remove my bindings first"...... Warm Hugs Gazza
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16 years ago
OMG! Gaz..Trussed up like a Christmas Turkey! NOOOOOO! Yanno Gaz she was singing chrissie carols in another thread. Is this the evil twist in the story? Is Gaz gonna get it in the end..um er I mean is this the end of Gaz? Haunting music plays..visions of horror movies play in my mind.. April Fools Day..Psycho. Is Sister Sophia really Sister Sophia? Oh no devil worshippers in habits! Eeeeekkk Gaz is the sacrifical freakin offering! Gaz wiv little paper chef hat thingies hanging off his drumstick. Did I just hear a goats bleet?....shhhhhh..........there it is again! OMG this is scaring the beegeezus out of me. I cant watch..Missy runs about looking for the safety of the cyber palm to hide behind and sits rocking on her haunches sucking her thumb. No no no this is like a traffic accident I cant turn away, I have to see. What will happen to Gaz, and where is the Super Hero cape when ya need it and more importantly did Gaz leave me his fascinator in his will? So many questions, so little time..the tension...my bottie is so clenched I could snap me ruler between me cheeks. Holy SHEEEEEEET Batman...its the Penquin! xxMiss Honeyxx <<<
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16 years ago
Great Story babe ...me likies hot sexual tension hehehe Mwah! xxMiss Honeyxx
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16 years ago
The evening was perfect as we got out of the car, with just a slight chill in the air making my nipples hard...or maybe it was the excitement...you could see them clearly thru the thin material of the top that I wore without the need of a bra. As we walked toward the house together, I could see hubby admiring my breasts bouncing gently.We had met the guy who answered the door, here, once before when the 3 of us had chatted over a few drinks...that night had ended quietly with us both sharing our 1st kiss out in the quiet night air as hubby & I were leaving. A small moan had slipped from me while my body arched towards his as our lips explored slowly.Now we kissed in greeting, sampling our memories, for a moment...before we sat down with drinks, to relax, together on the lounge...until we moved thru to the spa outside, quiet under the stars aside from the possums moving thru the trees.It would be our 1st 3some in a spa, I felt shy and got in wearing my lingerie bikini till I realised the bikini top was hanging in a most revealing way...so with the guys both laughing at my dilemma...I got on with getting naked.The spa was spacious with a wooden seat running all the way round...all that room with nothing but water between us...gradually the 3 of us drew closer...one sexy man on either side of me.The guy and I started touching each other slowly, taking our time...while hubby knowing me well was more direct, fondling my breasts and sensitive nipples.It was exciting moving between the 2 men, the water flowing over my naked body, as I took turns to share a deep kiss with each man, we ran our hands over each other, slowly exploring further and further.The man held the firmness of my breasts for his 1st time...hubby rubbed my clit with his finger, now and then sliding it in and out of my slippery pussy...I grasped the guy's cock for my 1st time.One of the times I was kissing the guy, hubby slipped under the water to suck and lick on my pussy, building my excitement even further, before coming up for air...to sit back so I could straddle him and slide his hard cock inside me.We moved so I could straddle the guy now, I brushed my erect nipples across his chest and began to lightly tease my pussy across his penis, gently, then slowly more firmly till we were stroking against each other. We paused for a moment, I looked back at hubby, turned back to look at the guy who looked back at me, then lifted myself slightly, and lowered myself onto him slowly. I gasped slightly as he filled me, hard and fat, now moving out then back in, a rhythm both satisfying and demanding. I looked at hubby again, he was watching us excitedly, sharing our passion. I closed one eye to wink at him with a suggestive smile, then slipped off the guy's still hard cock to briefly kiss hubby before climbing out of the spa, revealing an enticing view to both men, to head inside to a comfy bed, where they both followed me for more play...but that is another story ;-)
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16 years ago
we had a apartment in surfers that was inside the indo race track on a corner, when channel 7 filmed the cars racing around the corner you would see us on our balcony,i guess we had a bit to much to drink because she started flashing her tits every time the cars passed, then i had her bend over the balcony taking her from behind,people started cheering,then the police started banging at the door! fuck me those where the days ha.
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
Miss honey......Gewhizz...Ya startin to make me worry about Gazza's safety now.....With ya talkin about....Devil Worshiping.....sacraficial goats.....and stuff........can I get behind that Palm tree to ?.......I think That Evil Bitch Sister Sophia, has gaz lured into a false state of security......as Gaz thinks she has his best interests at heart......But she has no heart...OMG !!!! The Penguin Indeed ! Mrs P........mmmm hey I likes you little story........Don't suppose that guy was a mechanic was he ? and It's good to see mr p has been practising his Snorkeling ! SERRENTOSEXY......You a blody champion ........Yea stuff the car race....Look up there on the balcony....everyone with their backs turned to the track....lmao
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16 years ago
Peachy get in me spa NOW!!!! Ya norty minx. Hey when did Tam Tam and Gaz get possum costumes btw? Sexxxy story, me needs some spa sex now. Sorrento: Did ya get handcuffed, frisked and a cavity search as well teehee?
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16 years ago
Peachy get in me spa NOW!!!! Ya norty minx. Hey when did Tam Tam and Gaz get possum costumes btw? Sexxxy story, me needs some spa sex now. Sorrento: Did ya get handcuffed, frisked and a cavity search as well teehee?
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16 years ago
.....I didn't mean to scare you hun... let me make it up to you... why don't you come over here, lay your gorgeous blonde head on my soft breasts...and I'll wrap my arms (and legs) around you & give you a big, soothing hug...mmmmmmm that's right....let Sister Mary Sophie make it all better baby.....
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16 years ago
hehe.... Sophie has me purring like a kitten ..... lolz. Hugs Gazza
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16 years ago
Camera crew arranging is no problem… no lack of hot blooded photo deviates who can attend, probably lacking film in the cameras. Lucky we're now in the video age… so there's no excuses. But who will be the stars? Will it be reminiscent of a Halloween special with lots of headless people. Not because they are decapitated, but owing to the fact they don't want their bossy pants to know of their extracurricular activities? Spooky make-up and scary masks would do the trick, and for the extra shy performers… Disney theme condoms can hide a shy or inadequate appendage. But then I'm sure all eyes would be on that pretty bottom in the cute school skirt.
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16 years ago
Had to add my two cents guys, this was with a FWB that strangely went psycho after getting attached...but the sex was great... My partner and I decided to stay in a hotel room one night, just for a bit of fun. I finished work a little earlier than her, and headed up to the room to freshen up before she got there. I stripped down and turned the shower on, getting the water nice and hot before I stepped in. Leaning forward, I closed my eyes and felt the water hit the top of my neck, cascading down my back. Then I felt a set of hands reach around my waist and grab my abs. I opened my eyes and whipped around, to be greeted by her smirk and a glint in her eyes. "Tut Tut" she says coyly, "You left the shower door open and now I'm all wet!" She steps in, fully clothed still, the water streaming onto her white blouse, making it see-through and showing off her already hard nipples. I lean forward to nibble and suck on them through the thin fabric as she reaches for my rapidly hardening cock. She bites my chest then pushes me back slightly, still stroking me as I reach to the lapels of her blouse and rip it open and off her shoulders, exposing her pert breasts to the hot water. I reach around her waist trailing my fingers down to the zip of her skirt, unzipping it before I kneel in front of her, slipping my cock from her grasp. Rolling her skirt off down her hips I'm greeted by something she knows I love, she's not wearing any panties. Her freshly shaven mound is staring back at me as I tilt my head back and get a mouthful of hot water. I start kissing just below her navel, working down until I'm at her pussy, where she invitingly spreads her legs for me to gain access. I cup her clit in my lips, applying a slight pressure with the the water, letting it trickle out from my lips and into her. She lets out a low moan, grabbing her breasts with one hand and my hair with the other, pulling me in tight as I gently suck and lick at her clit, my tongue occasionally darting into her through her juicy folds. I can feel her legs start to shake... (to be continued) I stop when I feel her tensing up and start to kiss and nibble up her stomach, to her breasts, her neck and finally her lips, kissing her deeply, our tongues intertwined. Her hand has gone straight back to my cock, pumping it firmly but not too fast, she knows how I like it. Her other hand scratches hard down my abs, instantly leaving a trail of five red lines, so sensitive to the hot water trailing down it. One hand now stroking my shaft, the other cupping and massaging my balls. She's always been good at that, and she knows how I love it. I feel my nuts starting to tighten up, and subconsciously I feel my hips starting to buck in time with her stroking. She stops what she's doing and gives my cock a tight squeeze before leaning in and whispering "Payback's a Bitch!" She bites the lobe of my ear and turns around, leaning up against the glass wall of the shower, arching back her hips."Now Fuck Me, Finish me off!" I don't have to be told that twice, I move in and in one long, deep thrust I impale her on my cock, hearing her gasp as i begin to thrust long and deep into her. One hand reaches around to circle her clit while the other reaches up to the shower head, detaching it from the wall mount. I reach around her side, directing the hot stream of water onto her mound as I thrust into her harder and harder, her moans becoming deeper and more gutteral, her hips pushing back hard onto my now throbbing cock. I can feel she's close, and this spurs me on even more. swinging into her as my balls tighten again. Her pussy muscles clamp onto my cock and start to spasm as she cumms, setting me off, and I release my load into her, Pushing in deep to get the full sensation of her orgasm over my cock. We stay like this until we regain our composure, breathing heavily, pressed up against the glass. Finally I replace the shower head and we clean each other off, lathering up the body soap, taking it in turns to wash each other, making sure we left no bodypart uncleaned. We towelled off and got dressed, heading down to dinner in the restaurant, not realising we were 30 minutes late. Oh well, It was worth it for the Dirty Shower.
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16 years ago
Fuck MC21283 ~ I need a cigarette now! I loved the shower nozzle trick. I'm going to use that one! Well written too mate. Hugs Gazza
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16 years ago
Hi Tam,Does having your arse fucked by another guy after Mardi Gras while you're busy fucking your wife count as kinky? If not then I guess I'd better try a bit harder :-)
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16 years ago
Um, ok...Since when has a guy wanting a girl to fist his arse been termed straight?I mean WTF???I mean really...
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16 years ago
bibibabe9 ~ lolz. That's a good start for sure.... those pesky arse fuckers sneaking up on a man on the nest like that.. hehe... how dare they.... hehe... but try mix it up a bit next year will ya mate, jeese. hehe. (Do you have the gay and lesbian Mardi Gras in Perth??) Hugs Gaz
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16 years ago
Cheers Gaz...and Happy Birthday too I believe...I've been told before that I have no trouble glamourising reality,but I assure you with situations like that it doesn't take much to get the memories (among otherthings) flowing. Cheers, Michael
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
Miss Honey....Possum Costumes ? eunuch........Maybee we could do an adult dating site special.......an orgy with people with bags on their heads, lotts of blacked out tattoos, And of course some up skirt shots...........And instead of sound, we could have captions.....Oh fuck M A........Letts do a ATM.......... Mc 21283.....thanks mate...nice story, well written......Thanks for the shower head muff tip ! bibibabe9.....Yes that helping hand..lol....story does count.......erm we would have liked a little more detail though ..lol ? Bisextra4U.......yes erm ass fisting would be considered straight in a homo erottic, gay SM sort of way ?....by the way....nice fishnets....and rubber knickers !
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16 years ago
Quoting Tamworthguy38: "Miss Honey....Possum Costumes ?"You might wanna read me 'little story' again... Hehehe Honey... good one! CheersMrs P
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16 years ago
OK.. the other day I was talking to a guy who rides the morning train... he works from home... he jsut gets on the train so he can press up against people when it's really crowded.. especially in summer... I mean, who hasnt been on a crowded train with all those hot summer bods pressed tightly agasint each other.. all those arms extended skywards to get a grip on something to brace for a stop.... and all those truly magnificent armpits ripe for the sniffing?? It's a wonderful world, I tell you! So he tells me about this guy he was pressed up against.. and how this guy was pressing back.... in a really nice way... and it gave me an idea.... I instructed my wife to wear no panties, a thin silk dress and go to the station. Select a subject male.... and stand right next to him... and take a train ride into the city and back... at first bump... accidently..... ahem... but more and more frequently rub.... and ultimately cop a feel, let the skirt ride up.... see how far you can go without attracting attention.... and how hard he gets.... then leave him there, as hard as fuck, get off the train and change platforms, come home and report all the details of the exploits. Hugs Gaz
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16 years ago
.... but when a random guy does this to me on the train, all he gets from me is a VERY sharp heel to his foot LOL. I've even gone out of my way to stand between young girls who don't realize what's happening and guys who do this. I've never had the courage to call someone out on this though, but I wish I did. To me, this behaviour is non-consensual sexual harassment.
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16 years ago
Yeah. The guy I was talking about is completely gay... he takes a hell of a risk doing that to other guys... who I am going to assume can look after themselves. My objection is derived from empowerment issues so I wouldn't like to see guys forcing themselves on women.... you know I find that behaviour abhorrent... and as it happens, I've been waiting weeks for my wife to report back. I think she thinks I was joking. *sigh* Hugs Gaz
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16 years ago
Most intrigued by the Hermione Granger persona... intelligent, cute, often serious, and a sense of underlying and conflicting sexual tension as the students encounter puberty and as hormones run amuck. I wonder who has the most school fantasies... those who attended co-educational institutions or the alternate? Visualising the experimentation that took place in the many all girls boarding schools. Imaginations running rife, dreaming or lusting of taboo scenarios... whilst they discover new sensations, resulting from developments within their young nubile bodies. Now today, wanting to relive those erupting emotions of yesteryear... the trill, the excitement, the unknown potential. To once again feel virginal, remembering the first taste of once forbidden fruits. It's potential was then truly electrifying.
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16 years ago
So what did happen in Head Masters office? What was Gaz doing under the desk? Well wait no longer…Woohoo Today is Music Class! But we have no sheet music and instruments so you will all have to follow the bouncing ball ·.·´¯`·.·• and find out. (sung to)The Cure Close to me(If ya don’t know it google it, or u will have no idea especially the slurpy noises rotfl) Intro (Insert Mr Tamworth tapping cane) Intro (Insert Gaz under the desk heavy breathing) Intro (Sister Sophia organ music) Intro (Gaz under the desk pinging the butterfly clip on his bindings ) Ping ping ping ping…. Ping ping ping ping … PING PING ping …. PING PING ping (repeat through) I beeend oOOOvver the dessssssskI feel his hand on my.. MY BACK!His hand begins to strayyyyy… downward- ayyyy-ayI didn’t think it would feel this wayI didn’t know howthe tingles would feeeeeeeeeeeeeelAs he presses into meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Intro (Gaz long slurpy noise from under the desk) OH OH OH OOOOOHHH! He forces my legs wide apa-ar-ar-aaartAnd lifts up the hem of my skirt!Touches my reaaaar… before you heaaaaarrARR *Whack!*The first sting of a slap, I frozeI clench my cheeksHold my breath and waaaaaitt For the pain to go aw-a –a-aaayy Intro (Gaz under the desk playing the butterfly clip on his bindings ) Ping ping ping ping… Ping ping ping ping …. Ping Ping PING ..ping …PING! . Ping !. ping! (repeat through) Flesh meets flesh aaagAAaainOW! This time hurt more then beforeTwo down, I’m already soooooreI bite my lip some mOOre, I want to scre-ee-ee-eeam ooOOOoeeer Intro (Gaz under the desk playing the butterfly clip on his bindings ) Ping ping ping ping… Ping ping ping ping …. Ping Ping PING ..ping …PING! . Ping !. ping! *Do do do do IT! Do do do do IT! Do do do dooo oooo ah* Ping ping ping ping… Ping ping ping ping …. Ping Ping PING ..ping …PING! . Ping! . ping! (repeat through) I am sure he is enjoying thisThen I hear the woosh of a STICK!My butt smaaaaarts as he delivers the caaaaaaaaaaane Owwwww!I never thought I would want THIS so badAgain I feel his handand stiffen from feeeeeeeaaaaaarHe stands closer to meeeee aahhhh Intro (Insert Gaz slurpy noise from under the desk)He starts to rub the surfAAaceHis hand GLIDES! Between my thighsah ah ah ooOOOOOOOOhhh Fingers slippery from the excitement of beforeand I beg Sir for MORE!Make me screa-ee-ee-eeeem xxMiss Honeyxx <
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16 years ago
Hey Eunuch. Let me pose a more sinister motivation for you... and I will preface it by saying that I do not have any first hand knowledge of whatever it is that motivates the lovely Missy towards the school girl thing she does so well.... maybe she has some Japanese heritage and just loves to get her little white socks a bit dirty :p... but back to my point... You said: " Now today, wanting to relive those erupting emotions of yesteryear... the trill, the excitement, the unknown potential. To once again feel virginal, remembering the first taste of once forbidden fruits. It's potential was then truly electrifying." Let me pose an alternative motivation. Imagine for a minute the life of a child robbed of any childhood innocence. Someone who was raped at a very young age and sexually abused for a prolonged period for example. Someone who finds as an adult that play acting like a norty teenager in this sexual way provides a way to safely experience something that was taken forceably from them. Domination yes, but in a way that empowers the submissive. In a way that takes the control away from the person doing the domination and places it in control of the person being dominated. That's a typical sub/dom relationship as I understand it. For me, this kind of motivation just makes more sense for taking up a submissive fetish, it pains me to say. there's no one answer clearly, as people are very complex. Maybe you see it.. and mimic that behaviour because you think it might be fun. Whatever it is, this is a good reason for not putting anyone down for their fetish, being as they could easily be exceptionally personal and people often don't make any intellectual connections for them anyway. Love and hugs, and spankies to all the norty school girls, Gazzy
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16 years ago
Gawd Missy! IM pissing myself.. you're brilliant! I gotta listen to it again... hehe. 3 times now... lolz Slurp! Gaz
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16 years ago
Lolz.. shall I book a flight to Perth with a film crew and Robert Smith so we can re-make the song and the vids for the new release? lolz, Honey.... The Christian Fundamentalists are going to come after us for sure this time :p warm Hugs Gaz <<<< goosebumply caused by Missy's sheer brilliance.
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16 years ago
You are a very smart cookie, Miss Honey ;-) We need a Miss Honey Musical Appreciation Society... with weekly meets and extra after-school coaching and private lessons :P LOL
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16 years ago
Awww I am glad ya likies U2. How many times did ya sing it Gaz? I nearly didnt post it, I didnt think any one would get it? Sister Sophia was a late inclusion but seemed to fit perfectly. Gaz ya slurpies and ya pinging was spot on hehe. Ah the things ya do when ya is on call trying to stay awake , when ya internet service provider crashes. Had to amuse me self some how. Well I thought it was funny, when I wrote it, but then I am normally delerious at 3am, and think everything is HYSTERICAL. I had heard the song on the radio earlier in the morning, and u guys, just popped into me head. Hmmm what next..Dance Class? Me finkies Gaz would make an excellent Michael Flattery for a Riverdance version...hmmm how to put that up in here....finks teehee. slurps. xx Miss Honey xx <<< Glad I made ya's smile today.
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16 years ago
but yo is still first in me votin' for sheer brilliance above and beyond the call of duty
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16 years ago
Not like u to not be off googling, in the interests of research. Ya may never be able to listen to it again without hearing Gazza's slurps hehehe. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3hdytcAUjI P.s. Gaz anything to be stuck in a wardrobe with u lot hehe, bring on the camera crew. Peachy ya taunt me with that lollipop....slurps. xx Miss Honeyxx
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
Hi there missy......Mr Tim Tam....liked your little interpretation of that cure song......the tapping of the cane is so much better than sliding fingers across a comb ! Gazza Pinging .......his mummified bindings off.....in time with the beat. Sexy sister Sophie on the organ.....using demonic lower tones...i'm sure ? Gazz certanly is a noisy eater ! But it's all worth it to make miss Screammmm ! Ps such a apropriate song to use............as it is a tale about the lust and reality of tabboo's, and coming out of the closet, so to speak !. Good work miss Top MARKS...ouch !!! as usual
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
Re...eunuch.....I thought your little mulling over miss honey was very nicely said...,sexuality and desire is sometimes simple and at times complicated ? sometimes there is a reason ? sometimes there Isn't.......Some people are dominant !......others are sumissive !.....sometimes both !......people being individuals, makes it exiting, discovering other people and their desires, and of course your own ! Gaz....I hope the Rev Fred doesn't read these Forums ?
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16 years ago
Can I be ur dirty little secret? xxMiss Honeyxx <<< plops a gold star on her forehead p.s. Eunie ya say da sweetest fingies
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
Ok coolies......Tim Tam .......is good at keeping secrets, as long as I get to lick ya Gold star before ya plonk it on your head !
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16 years ago
I ain't been feelin' meself this week But I'm sure I'll be googling happily again very sooon In the meantime... I'll just follow all the brilliance of yas all n kinda admire yas from afar MwahPeachyPS: I'll be sure to bring plenty pops and rocks when we catch up, but no dropping them in the spa... I'm not goin' down...
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16 years ago
ok... heres my input... one of my kinky moments, something pretty unique.Master's Peti once had a lover that wanted to keep me as his pet. little fuckpuppy. lol. i thought the idea was really cute and wanted to try it out. well, i was kept naked only wearing a dog collar, chained to an anchor point in the kitchen with a chain that would reach as far as the outside doors and no further. it got tangled up all the time and i was constantly getting snagged on everything. i also wore puppy ears and a puppy butt plug tail... very cute lol. Master gave me a puppy name and when this name was called i knew i had to get into puppy mode for him. i had to crawl on all fours and do as i was told. i even peed on the kitchen floor to make it realistic LOL. boy, did i cop a caning for that! although i was taken outside to his back lawn regularly via a leash he was holding to do a pee on the grass. then led inside again and when he would sit on the couch i would lay in his lap and he would pat my hair, HEAVEN. lol. Dinner time was fun, i excitedly waited at my food and water dishes as My Master wanked and i got to eat his cum out of my food dish and lap up his pee in my water dish for a drink. he even fucked me doggy style LOLi loved it and am hoping to get the chance to do it again soonkeep it kinkylove jemmaP.S....Mr Tam.... did i win? or at least runner up? LOL....
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16 years ago
No fair Jemma! You've been sleeping with the judge! He did exactly the same thing to me. You bastard Tammy~ you said I was the only one for you! Hugs Gaz
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16 years ago
I'm so happy you posted here, jemma :P I've been waiting for your story... I knew it'd be a good one ;-)
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
Hey Jemma......Thanks so much for your story......Mr Tam thinks you have very much Qualified with that one......yes indeedy....you are very kinky !.I,m keeping the comp open till the end of october, and then letining the readers vote, in the name of democracy....good luck ! " pats jemma on the head "
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
Gaz.......sit !.....Rollover !......Beg !......hey stop that licking yourself again......bad gazz !......bad......!!!! But Puppies are soooo cute.....you can't just play with one...... gazz, you have been sniffing jemmas butt to remember ?
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16 years ago
(speaker) Today a theatrical performance will be put on by the Speech and Drama class. This is their own adaptaption of Monty Python. Without further delay.... everyone please enjoy. The Porcelain Orb Scene 1[wind][clop clop]KING GAZPACHO: Whoa there![clop clop]GUARD #1: Halt! Who goes there?KING GAZPACHO: It is I, King Gazpacho, son of Egorged Glittoris,from the castle of Cumalot. King of the Forums, defeator ofvirginal orifices, sovereign of all Steamrooms!GUARD #1: Pull the other one!KING GAZPACHO: I am. And this is my trusty servant Peachy.We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in searchof knights who will join me in my court of Cumalot. I mustspeak with your lord and master.GUARD #1: What, ridden on a horse?KING GAZPACHO: No! I have ridden PeachyGUARD #1: OOOOEEER nice coconuts!KING GAZPACHO: What?GUARD #1: I said she has a nice set of coconuts and Ilike the way she is bangin' 'em together.KING GAZPACHO: So? We have ridden since the snows of wintercovered this land, through the kingdom of Merkins, through--GUARD #1: Where'd she get that set of coconuts?KING GAZPACHO: She grew them.GUARD #1: Grew them? In Merkins? It’s full of plastic surgeons!KING GAZPACHO: What do you mean?GUARD #1: Well, they don’t look real do they?KING GAZPACHO: Well they are real, watch as I swallow one. See no puckering.GUARD #1: Are you suggesting saline coconuts pucker?KING GAZPACHO: Not at all, they could be silicon.GUARD #1: What -- a silicon coconut puckers?KING GAZPACHO: It could when you suck it hard!GUARD #1: It's not a question of if you suck it! It's a simplequestion of oral circumference! A 10cm oral slit could not swallow a 1 pound coconut.KING GAZPACHO: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tellyour master that King Gazpacho from the Court of Cumalot is here.GUARD #1: Listen, in order to swallow the size of Peachy’scoconut, the air in the oral cavity would need to be heatedso it expands and takes up more room. As the heated airthen expands, some of it will need to escape. Then perhapsif you dropped dead, your body would cool and if Peachy was sodistressed by your death and she still held your head to herbosom for comfort, in the exact same position as when yousnuffed it. Then the air inside your oral cavity would cooland contract, therefore taking up less room, thus creating alower pressure inside the cavity than outside. The greaterpressure outside the mouth would then force her ample bosominto your mouth. Right?KING GAZPACHO: Please!GUARD #1: Am I right?KING GAZPACHO: I'm not interested!GUARD #2: Well that would depend on how rapid post mortemcooling progressed!GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, we would need to factor in weight,clothing, and ambient temperatures affecting the algor mortis.GUARD #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that...KING GAZPACHO: Will you ask your master if he wants tojoin my court at Cumalot?!GUARD #1: But then of course there is also the cause ofdeath as a factor. If he died from say an infectious diseasesuch as Pnuemonia his temperature would be elevated, hencea longer amount of time to bring down the core temperature.GUARD #2: Oh, yeah...GUARD #1: But do you think he would be sucking her coconut inthat condition anyway...[clop clop]GUARD #2: Wait a minute -- supposing he had hyperthyroidism?GUARD #1: No, no chance looking at his body.GUARD #2: Well, simple! We could immerse him in water tobring it down more rapidly! GUARD #1: What, carry buckets of water all the way down there? GUARD #2: Well, why not?
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16 years ago
Scene 2 [clop clop]KING GAZPACHO: Old woman!LOVEPROD: Man!KING GAZPACHO: Old Man, sorry. What knight livesin that castle over there?LOVEPROD: I'm thirty seven.KING GAZPACHO: What?LOVEPROD: I'm thirty seven -- I'm not old!KING GAZPACHO: Well, I can't just call you `Man'.LOVEPROD: Well, you could say `Loveprod'.KING GAZPACHO: Well, I didn't know you were called `Loveprod.'LOVEPROD: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?KING GAZPACHO: I did say sorry about the `old woman,' but from the behind you looked--LOVEPROD: What I object to is you automatically treatme like one of your notches on your bedpost!KING GAZPACHO: Well, I AM king...LOVEPROD: Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you getthat, eh? By exploitin' the faces, and body parts onyour parchment page, as an executioner would display acorpse at the entrance of the village -- by 'angin' outin dark topics which perpetuates the sexual depravity an' sexual differences in our society! As if there's evergoing to be any chance of me getting me end wet --WOMAN: Loveprod, there's some lovely filth on parchmentpage 3. Oh -- how d'you do?KING GAZPACHO: How do you do, good lady. I am KingGazpacho, King of the Forums. Who's castle is that?WOMAN: King of the who?KING GAZPACHO: The Forums.WOMAN: Who are the Forums?KING GAZPACHO: Well, we all are. we're all in theForums and I am your king.WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought wewere an autonomous collective.LOVEPROD: You're fooling yourself. The onlyautonomous thing ere is dick pulling.A self-gratifying autocracy in which the males --WOMAN: Oh there you go, bringing males into itagain.LOVEPROD: That's what it's all about if onlygirls would--KING GAZPACHO: Please, please good people. I amin haste. Who lives in that castle?WOMAN: No one live there.KING GAZPACHO: Then who is your lord?WOMAN: We don't have a lord.KING GAZPACHO: What?LOVEPROD: I told you. We're a self abusing commune.We take it in turns to act as a sort of executivetosser for the week.KING GAZPACHO: Yes.LOVEPROD: But all manual handling of that tosserhas to be scored at a special biweekly consensus meeting.KING GAZPACHO: Yes, I see.LOVEPROD: By a simple majority of internal affairs,known as Secret Women’s Business--KING GAZPACHO: Be quiet!LOVEPROD: --but if less then a third cast a votein your direction, then audience numbers plummet to zilchand a new tosser is elected.KING GAZPACHO: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?KING GAZPACHO: I am your king!WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you, same as I didn’tvote for Loveprod.KING GAZPACHO: You don't vote for kings.WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?KING GAZPACHO: The Lady of the Snake,[angels sing]Her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, holdingfirmly the phallic shaped appendage signifying theDivine Oral Temptation that I, King Gazpacho, carryin my chain mesh undies known as Mr Pickles.[singing stops]That is why I am your king!LOVEPROD: Listen -- strange women charming ya oneeyed trouser serpent by blowing the flute is no basisfor a system of government. Supreme executive powerderives from a mandate from the masses, not fromsome fellatio cum whore ceremony. If you don’t agree, you can kiss my asp!KING GAZPACHO: Be quiet!LOVEPROD: Well you can't expect to wield supremeexecutive powerjust 'cause some scaley tart likes jerkin ya gherkin!KING GAZPACHO: Shut up!LOVEPROD: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was anemperorer just because some moistened lipped hussyhad gobbed me nob they'd put me away!KING GAZPACHO: Shut up! Will you shut up!LOVEPROD: Ah, now we see he is getting turned onby me talking about me nob.KING GAZPACHO: Shut up!LOVEPROD: Oh! Come and see the nob, dick tricksfor every one to see! HELP! HELP! I'm being undressed with his mind!KING GAZPACHO: Bloody mother pheasant plucker!LOVEPROD: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that,did you here that, eh? That's what I'm onabout – pluck yew.
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16 years ago
Scene 3[arg][ugh][hah] KING GAZPACHO: You wank with the ejaculation of manymen, Sir knight. I am King Gazpacho, King of the Forums.[pause]I seek the finest and the sexiest knights in the landto join me in my Court of Cumalot.[pause]You have proved yourself worthy; will you join me?[pause]You make me sad. So be it. Come, Peachy.BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.KING GAZPACHO: What? BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.KING GAZPACHO: I have no quarrel with you,good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge.BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.KING GAZPACHO: I command you as King of the Forums to stand aside!BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.KING GAZPACHO: So be it![hah][drops pants and does a pelvic thrust] KING GAZPACHO: I will toss you for it. BLACK KNIGHT: 'pfft tis the size of a newt’s toe. KING GAZPACHO: A newt’s toe? Well it is a lil chilly out! BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't. KING GAZPACHO: Well, what have you got then? BLACK KNIGHT: A babies forearm holding and apple. KING GAZPACHO: You liar! BLACK KNIGHT: Wanna bet your maiden! [hah] [drops pants and does a pelvic thrust] KING GAZPACHO: Victory is mine! [kneeling] We thank thee Lord, that in thy food- [hah] BLACK KNIGHT: Come on then. KING GAZPACHO: What? BLACK KNIGHT: Have your maiden! KING GAZPACHO: You are indeed well endowed, Sir knight, but the maiden is mine. BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, is that so, eh? KING GAZPACHO: Look, you stupid bastard, you are no match for Mr Pickles BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I am. KING GAZPACHO: Look! BLACK KNIGHT: Yours looks like an axe wound. [bends it shape to look like a chicken] KING GAZPACHO: Look, stop that. BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken! KING GAZPACHO: Look, I'll have your giblets. Right! [slurp] BLACK KNIGHT: Right, I'll do you for that! KING GAZPACHO: You'll what? BLACK KNIGHT: Come 'ere! KING GAZPACHO: No good knight, you can wait. Join us? BLACK KNIGHT: All right; we'll call it a draw. KING GAZPACHO: Come, Peachy. KING GAZPACHO: Where are you from? BLACK KNIGHT: The small country shire of Tamworth KING GAZPACHO: You shall be known as Sir Tamworth, Knight of Cumalot NARRATOR: The well endowed Sir Tamworth was the first to join King Gazpacho's knights, but other illustrious names were soon to follow: Sir Eunuch the Articulate; Sir Salandy the Prepared; and Sir Mickle the Not-quite-so-articulate-as-Sir-Eunuch who nearly broke the bubbling vessel of the Valley, and who had personally wet himself during the summer winds of Karratha; and Sir MC the sanitary. Together they formed a band whose names and deeds were to be retold throughout the centuries, the Knights of Cumalot.
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16 years ago
OMG Miss Honey... I can't breathe from laughing so hard :P.... Now we also need a Miss Honey Drama Appreciation Society LOL... actually, scrap that... can I just cum and worship at your feet??
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16 years ago
Scene 4GOD MAXVOL: King Gazpacho! King Gazpacho, King of the Forums! Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.KING GAZPACHO: Sorry--GOD MAXVOL: And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and"forgive me that" and "Can I score a free membership".What are you doing now!?KING GAZPACHO: I'm averting my eyes, oh Lord.GOD MAXVOL: Well, don't. It's like those miserablePsalms-- they're so depressing. Now knock it off!KING GAZPACHO: Yes, Lord.GOD MAXVOL: Right! King Gazpacho, King of theForums -- your Knights of Cumalot shall have atask to make them an example in these dark times.KING GAZPACHO: Good idea, oh Lord!GOD MAXVOL: 'Course it's a good idea! Behold!King Gazpacho, this is the Porcelain Orb.Look well, King Gazpacho, for it is your sacredtask to seek this Orb. That is your purpose, King Gazpacho -- the Quest for the Porcelain Orb.KING GAZPACHO: A blessing!SIR EUNUCH: A blessing from the Lord!SIR TAMWORTH: God be praised!
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16 years ago
Scene 5NARRATOR: A year passed. Winter changed intoSpring. Spring changed into Summer. Summerchanged back into Winter. And Winter gave Springand Summer a miss and went straight on into Autumn.Until one day... SIR EUNUCH: Well taken, Sir MC!SIR MC: Thank you, sir! Most kind.SIR EUNUCH: And again... Over we go! Good.Steady! And now, the big one...Ooof! Come on,Sir MC![thwonk]SIR MC: Message for you, sir.[fwump]SIR EUNUCH: Sir MC! Sir MC, speak to me!"To whoever finds this note, I have beenimprisoned by my father, who wishes me toremain chaste against my will. Please, please,please come and rescue me. I am in the talltower of Oooh La La Castle." At last! A call,a cry of distress! This could be the sign thatleads us to the Porcelain Orb! Brave, brave SirMC! You shall not have died in vain![clop clop]King Gazpacho: The Castle Oooh La La. Our questis at an end! God be praised! Almighty God, wethank Thee that Thou hast -KING GAZPACHO: Halt! Hallo! Hallo!WATCH GUARD: 'Allo! Who is zis?KING GAZPACHO: It is King Gazpacho, and theseare the Knights of Cumalot. Who's castle is this?WATCH GUARD: I am not telling.KING GAZPACHO: Well, who are you then?WATCH GUARD: I'm Watching you! You silly king!SIR TAMWORTH: What are you doing in the Forums?WATCH GUARD: Mind your own business!KING GAZPACHO: Go and tell your master thatwe have been charged by God with a sacred questfor the Porcelain Orb.WATCH GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don'tthink he'll be very keen...KING GAZPACHO: I command you, in the name of the Knights of Cumalot, to open the doors of this sacred castle, to which God himself has guided us!WATCH GUARD: How you Forum people say, Ione more time-a unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a spud pricker! So, youthink you could out-clever us in the watch towerwith your silly pants down running about advancing behaviour! You heaving lot of fascinator twirling bottom biters.KING GAZPACHO: In the name of the Lord, wedemand entrance to this sacred castle!WATCH GUARD: No chance, Forum fornicating types.You tiny-brained lickers of other people's armpits!KING GAZPACHO: If you do not open this door, weshall take this castle by force![splat]In the name of God and the glory of our[splat]Right! That settles it!WATCH GUARD: Yes, this time Ha ha!SIR SALANDY: Walk away. Just ignore them.WATCH GUARD: No, remain you illegitimate tightwearing hamster breeders! And, if you think yougot nasty taunting this time, you ain't heardnothing yet! Daffy Forum kaniggets! Thpppt!KING GAZPACHO: We shall attack at once!SIR SALANDY: Yes, my liege!KING GAZPACHO: Stand by for attack!OTHER GUARDS: [Laughing]KING GAZPACHO: If you will not show us theOrb, we shall take your castle by force!WATCH GUARD: You don't frighten us, Forum pig-dogs!Your wheels are turning but your hamster is dead. I blow my nose at you, so-called King Gazpacho,you and all your silly Forum kaniggets. Thppppt!PEACHY: What a strange person.KING GAZPACHO: Now look here!WATCH GUARD: I don't want to talk to you no more,you empty headed Dolly Parton impersonators!I fart in your general direction! You mother was a obituary writer and your father smelt ofHarlequin novels.SIR TAMWORTH: Is there someone else up there wecould talk to?WATCH GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt youa second time-a!KING GAZPACHO: Now, this is your last chance. I'vebeen more than reasonable.[twong][mooooooo]Jesus Christ!Right! Charge!ALL: Charge![mayhem]WATCH GUARD: Ah, this one is for your last topic![twong]ALL: Run away!WATCH GUARD: Thpppt!SIR MICKLE: Fiends! I'll tear them apart!KING GAZPACHO: No no, no.SIR EUNUCH: Sir! I have a plan, sir. [later] [chop][mrrrrrreeeeeeaaaaaaauuuuww][rumble rumble squeak]MUTTERING GUARDS: ce labon a bunny do wha?un cadeau?a present!oh, un cadeau.oui oui hurry!wha-?let's go![rumble rumble squeak] KING GAZPACHO: What happens now?SIR EUNUCH: Well, now, uh, Peachy, Sir Salandy,Sir Tamworth, yourself and I wait until nightfall,and then leap out of the gutted rabbit, taking the Guards by surprise -- not only by surprise, but totally unarmed! [Night falls] SIR TAMWORTH: Open the door! It’s stuck! Open the door! [pound pound pound]Who forgot to put a door nob on the door? In the name of King Gazpacho, open the door! [Door is opened] ALL: Hello! SOPHIE: Welcome gentle King and knights and oooo delicious fair maiden, welcome to the Castle Oooh La La. KING GAZPACHO: The Castle Oooh La La? SOPHIE: Yes... oh, it's not a very good name? Oh! but we are nice and we shall attend to your every, every need! SIR TAMWORTH: You are the keepers of the Porcelain Orb? SOPHIE: The what? SIR TAMWORTH: The Orb -- it is here? SOPHIE: Oh, but you are tired, and you must rest awhile. Jemma! Angelic! JEMMA AND ANGELIC: Yes, oh Sophie! SOPHIE: Prepare a bed for our guest. JEMMA AND ANGELIC: Oh thank you thank you thank you-- SOPHIE: Away away norty temptresses! The beds here are warm and soft -- and very, very big. SIR TAMWORTH: Well, look, I-I-uh-- SOPHIE: What is your name, handsome knight? SIR TAMWORTH: Sir Tamworth... the Endowed. SOPHIE: Mine is Sophie... just Sophie. Oh, but come! SIR TAMWORTH: Look, please! In God's name, show me the Orb! SOPHIE: Oh, you have suffered much! You are delirious! SIR TAMWORTH: L-look, I have seen it! It is here, in the-- SOPHIE: Sir Tamworth! You would not be so ungallant as to refuse our hospitality. SIR TAMWORTH: Well, I-I-uh-- SOPHIE: Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but young blondes and brunettes, all between nineteen and nineteen and a half, cut off in this castle with no one to protect us! Oh, it is a lonely life -- bathing, dressing, undressing, licking pop rocks off each other, wearing exciting underwear.... We are just not used to handsome knights and a King and oooo and fair maiden. Nay, nay, come, come, you may lie here. Oh, but you are wounded! SIR TAMWORTH: No, no -- i-it's nothing! SOPHIE: Oh, but you must see the doctors immediately! No, no, please, lie down. [clap clap] SATURN: Ah. What seems to be the trouble? SIR TAMWORTH: They're doctors?! SOPHIE: Uh, they've got a doctor costume, yes. SIR TAMWORTH: B-but-- SOPHIE: Oh, come come, you must try to rest! Doctor Saturn, Doctor Shiloh, practice your art. SATURN: Try to relax. SIR TAMWORTH: Are you sure that's necessary? SHILOH: We must examine you. SIR TAMWORTH: There's nothing wrong with that! SATURN: Please -- we are doctors. SIR TAMWORTH: Get off the bed! I am sworn to chastity until I reach the Orb! SHILOH: Back to your bed! SIR TAMWORTH: Torment me no longer! I have seen the Orb! SATURN: There's no Orb here. SIR TAMWORTH: I have seen it, I have seen it. I have seen-- [Lowers his pants] GIRLS: EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK. SIR TAMWORTH: Oh-- KING GAZPACHO: oh…Hello. KNIGHTS AND PEACHY: Oh good lord! SOPHIE: No, No, No …it’s it’s …… it’s a Shubbery!! Girls hide your eyes. SIR TAMWORTH: Oh, well, excuse me, I-- SOPHIE: You must go at once? SIR TAMWORTH: Well gee, I am sorry, I didn’t expect company. SOPHIE: No! Oh, no! Bad, bad! SIR TAMWORTH: I can go wax yanno? SIR EUNUCH: Well I am waxed. SIR SALANDY: So am I! SIR MICKLE: Me too! PEACHY: Me three! GIRLS: Oh we were looking so forward to a spanking! SOPHIE: Yes, yes, we could have all done with a good spanking! GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking! SOPHIE: And after the spanking, the oral sex. GIRLS: Oral sex! Oral sex! SIR EUNUCH: Well, I could stay a BIT longer. SIR TAMWORTH: Oh, hello. SIR EUNUCH: What? SIR TAMWORTH: The Orb! SIR EUNUCH: Well not my fault you got a ferret farm down there! SIR TAMWORTH: Now look, it's not important. KING GAZPACHO: Well not to me![licking his lips] SIR TAMWORTH: Look, I'm getting a complex, shuddup! SIR SALANDY: Come on! SIR TAMWORTH: Now look! SIR EUNUCH: No, Sir Tamworth, come on. It’s ugly! SIR SALANDY: You are in great peril. SIR TAMWORTH: I don't think I am. PEACHY: Yes you are, you are in terrible peril, who knows what you have crawling around in there. GIRLS: Eeeeeeewwwwww! SIR TAMWORTH: Look, let me deal with me peril. SIR EUNUCH: No, it's too perilous, lets lop it off. SIR TAMWORTH: Look, I'm a knight, I'm supposed to get as much peril as I can. SIR EUNUCH: No, it's unhealthy. SIR TAMWORTH: Bet you're gay! SIR EUNUCH: No, I'm not. SIR TAMWORTH: Well, we've got to find the Porcelain Orb. Come on! SIR EUNUCH: No, I'm staying. SIR SALANDY: So am I! SIR MICKLE: Me too! PEACHY: Me three! KING GAZPACHO: Well, I could stay a BIT longer. NARRATOR: Sir Tamworth had been relieved from almost certain temptation, and was getting nearer to the Porcelain Orb. Meanwhile, King Gazpacho, Peachy, Sir Mickle, Sir Eunuch and Sir Salandy, had discovered something, well were exploring something well err. CROWD: Get on with it! NARRATOR: Oh, anyway, on to scene, which is a smashing scene with some lovely acting, in which Sir Tamworth embarks on the journey alone up the stairs he discovers a vital clue.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Scene 6FATHER: One day, Missy, all this will be yours!HONEY: What, the curtains?FATHER: No, not the curtains, Missy. All that youcan see! stretched out over the fonts and emoticonsof this Forum! This'll be your kingdom, Missy!HONEY: But, Mother--FATHER: Father, I'm Father.HONEY: But Father, I don't want any of that.FATHER: Listen, Missy. I've built this kingdom upfrom nothing. When I started here, all there was,was a joke parchment. All the kings said I was daftto create some topics in amongst the knock knock jokes,but I created them all the same, just to show 'em.It remained unanswered. So, I created a second one.That too remained unanswered. So I created a third one.That didn’t make it past the moderators... But thefourth one stayed up. An' that's what your gonna get,Missy -- the longest thread in these all these Forums.HONEY: But I don't want any of that -- I'd rather--FATHER: Rather what?!HONEY: I'd rather... just...[music] ...fornicate!FATHER: Stop that, stop that! You're not going todo any of that while I'm here. Now listen Missy,in twenty minutes you're getting reviewed by themoderators who control the biggest threads of openTopics in all of the Forums.HONEY: But I am horny father.FATHER: Listen, Maple,--HONEY: Honey.FATHER: Honey. We live in a bloody Forum. We needall the posts we can get.HONEY: But I don't like any.FATHER: Don't like any?! What's wrong with them?They are beautiful, they are funny, lots of different coloured fonts... HONEY: I know, but I want SEX that Is...a certain... special...[music] ...something...FATHER: Cut that out, cut that out. Look, you're postin' PrincessGuards! Make sure the Princess doesn't leave thisroom until I come and get 'er.[starts to leave]SIR TAMWORTH: Ha-ha! GUARD #1: Now, you're not allowed to come inhere, and we're-ugh!SIR TAMWORTH: O fair one, behold your humble servantSir Tamworthof Cumalot. I have come to take your--.HONEY: You got my note!SIR TAMWORTH: Uh, well, I got A note.HONEY: You've come to rescue me!SIR TAMWORTH: Uh, well, no, you see...HONEY: I knew that someone would, I knew thatsomewhere out there...there must be...[music] ...someone...FATHER: Stop that, stop that, stop it! Stop it!Who are you?HONEY: I'm your daughter!FATHER: No, not you.SIR TAMWORTH: I'm Sir Tamworth, sir, and hellohandsome.HONEY: He's come to rescue me, father.SIR TAMWORTH: Well, let's not jump to conclusions.FATHER: Did you kill all the guards?SIR TAMWORTH: Uh..., oh, yes. Sorry.FATHER: They cost fifty pounds each.SIR TAMWORTH: Well, I'm awfully sorry, I'm -- Ireally can explain everything.HONEY: Don't be afraid of him, Sir Tamworth, I'vegot a rope all ready!HONEY: Hurry, Sir Tamworth! Hurry!SIR TAMWORTH: Well, I really didn't mean to...FATHER: Didn't mean to?! You put your sword right through his head!SIR TAMWORTH: Oh, dear. Is he all right?FATHER: You even kicked chief moderator in the chest! This is going to cost me an upgrade!SIR TAMWORTH: Well, I can explain. I was in theforest, um, riding north from Cumalot, when I gotthis note, you see--FATHER: Cumalot? Are you from, uh, Cumalot?HONEY: Hurry, Sir Tamworth! [rips open her corsetto expose her heaving porcelain orbs]SIR TAMWORTH: Uh, I am a Knight of King Gazpacho,sir.FATHER: Pretty nice castle, Cumalot. Uh, lots of sexy young hung horny knights reside there....SIR TAMWORTH: Yes.HONEY: Hurry, I'm ready![lifts up her skirt]FATHER: Would you, uh, like to come and have a drink?SIR TAMWORTH: Well, that's, uh, awfully nice of you.HONEY: I am ready![starts to lay down]SIR TAMWORTH: --I mean to be, so understanding.HONEY: Oooh! I am starting without you Sir Tamworth.SIR TAMWORTH: Um, I think when I'm in this idiom, I sometimes get a bit, uh, sort of carried away.FATHER: Oh, don't worry about that. I like a boy to get carried away in the heat of the moment..wink wink.HONEY: Oooooo! I am so so horny for you Sir Tamworth.Ooooo! I am so wet.FATHER: Hmmm [cups Mr Tamworth’s cod piece] Are youconcealing a weapon Sir? [wink]SIR TAMWORTH: You make me blush Sire..hehe[Leave the room holding hands]HONEY: [Angry] Grrrrrr! NARRATOR: And there was much gnashing of teefies. Ah poor Honey. She was to remain in the tower, flashing her porcelain orbs out of the window to attract any passerby. King Gazpacho, his knights, Peachy and the vestal virgins formed a Thursday bi rub night which out raged the Christians and they were one night quietly slain in their sleep. As forSir Tamworth and Father they lived happily ever after playing naked leap frog and frolicking in the Forums. The End
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hehehe... ... ... that was...Peachy!
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
But Miss......Wait !!!! Wait !!!!" Sir Tamworth Exclaims".............What About thou ye orbs ? And Peachy The Fair ! Ala's ....The virtues of the vestel virgins.......!!!!....king gazopach and the other knights ? Ohh The slings and Arows of thy sexuality !!!!!.......But Miss......What About My Beloved ...Cum Allot ?....And ? And ?.......Those fine Orbs...........? .....Can not Thy conquer all ? " why has Thou forsaken me " " sir Tamworth sheathes hi sward and Yells Damnation to hamsters !!!!" " and skipps off into the meadow of forums with father, Hand in hand"
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RHP User
16 years ago
sophie.... youve been waiting for me? hehehe... aww thanks thats toooo sweet! also.... mebbe you could be the one holding the leash sometime? woohoo! lol... always wanted a Mistress!!!! GAZ!!!! that happened LONG before i met our gorgeous Mr Tam.... miss jemma was only a teenager back then!!! but.... ill poke my puppy-tailed buttplugged ass up in the air when the pair of you guys come by thats for sure LMAOMr Tam, would submitting another kinkeee story improve my chances of winning??????love jemma
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RHP User
16 years ago
submitting... another kinky story... may improve your chances to win... if you can the rest of us to vote for you.... hehehe good luck! I'll be judging on style as well as content CheersMrs P
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RHP User
16 years ago
wow.....i dont know if i want 2b @ school or living @ cumalot or castle ooh la la - or am i in the school infirmary god..... i'm still thinking about a cinema 2 ...... i think i just like kink!!!! 2b:) & :p & :0 & ;)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Gawd. First it's songs... now I'm going to have to go and buy all the Python videos... hehe. I like the sound of this place you've created Missy... and I especially like being annointed the King of Cumalot... hehe.. it is so much beter than being called a Queen. :p Hugs Gazza
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bondage_reality
16 years ago
Honey I am a Knight who says ME
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RHP User
16 years ago
I have seen a couple having sex on balcony taken at indi car on the net hey it must be you. You porn star u.
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RHP User
16 years ago
But ...but...your bits are broken Bondy...ya want me to kiss it better ??
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