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If I get called HUN one more time...I'll...
December 26 2009
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RHP User
16 years ago
If I called you 'hun' can I take 7 as my punishment? Mars
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RHP User
16 years ago
You can't castigate a guy for thinking you're a sweet one... Probably just tongue tied after an epic session titillating your erogenous zones with his taste buds. Next we wont be allowed to talk dirty :(
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RHP User
16 years ago
LOL....ah yes, spoken by a true meaty bite...and the insight of one to boot..
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RHP User
16 years ago
I HATE being called or referred to as 'hun' aswell ... its up there with pet, dear, treasure, girl & babyAnd its not like its sexy or anything :S
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RHP User
16 years ago
jessie69rob!! wooo hoo! exactly my point! Fake terms of endearment leave me cold! I reckon they're mainly used cos the guy either can't remember ur name or can't be bothered asking...grr
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RHP User
16 years ago
Got heaps of chrissy leftovers here Mars....BUT...as the title suggests ya gotta take points 1 thru to 7 should u take the challenge ( & more as the postings continue..workin on no 8 now..lol)
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RHP User
16 years ago
I feel sorry for the next helpful old lady at a kiosk or service counter you get:"hear you go, that'll be 27.95 dear.... wait?! whats that?! what are you doing! arrrrrgh"
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16 years ago
Ok, point taken...being the little girlscout that I am. will be prepared for any random acts of T.O.E. Hey jose, can I borrow ur tool belt, cos this could get messy?
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RHP User
16 years ago
That i don't use terms of endearment with ladies i don't know well!....sounds kinda dangerous!!!! I only use those with Kerrie, maybe i should ask her....she mightn't like those termseither.she usually gets everything under the sun, things like sweety/honey/babe/chicky/mum/girly/hey you or bitch if i am in a playfull shit stirring kinda moodWomen i sorta know sometimes get, things like Blondie, Chicky, or Hey you!....lolThere is a couple of women i see out and about socially at gigs, and i call them the Evil Twins......so far they havn't glassed me .....wondering if i will see them out tonight.........Cheers Nev hoping you all are having a relaxing boxing day and didn't drink to much yesterday (unlike myself....doh) off out to see a band tonight, and no doubt drink to much again .....bloody mr alcohmohol....hic
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mann....that aint a pretty picture your painting there.....ROFLMAO Cheers Nev
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16 years ago
Picture this...'one lone woman, not unlike one you've ever seen before.. ...on a mission..to rid the world of random but deliberate acts of T.O.E No more shall we endure the 'darl's' ebbing from the leering facial flesh of boozed up beer bellied bar flies...no more 'baaaabe' from the gruesome gash of bombastic bow legged bogans...NO MORE 'huuuun' from the limp loquacious, libidinous larrikin.. Woman will once again be free to walk the streets, hallways of their home, past building sites, purchase any item they choose....without fear nor trepidation of.....the T O E.....for it is she...the tool belted, boot wearing warrior of words..forever vigilant....whose sole purpose it is to.....TAKE THE TOE DOOOOOWN!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips'no more 'baaaabe' from the gruesome gash of bombastic bow legged bogans... how on earth does it talk?(disclaimer: I don't normally use such language, but.. I blame the excess sugar consumption of this holiday - seriously, hass anyone tried cadbury magical elves when they're a little bit melty? its like having your heads interior coated with pop-rocks)
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RHP User
16 years ago
My grandfather hated Huns, my father still goes out on patrol hunting Japs. But then again he's not right in the head.
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16 years ago
FFS...c'mere and I'll give u pop rocks in ya head... typical bare arsed male...attention span of flea droppings... AAAAARGHHHHHHHH!!!!
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16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' FFS...c'mere and I'll give u pop rocks in ya head... typical bare arsed male...attention span of flea droppings... AAAAARGHHHHHHHH!!!! So should we just call you Zena? Aw come on darl how about it? Well the response should be interesting. He He.
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RHP User
16 years ago
But a little to friendly with whatserface...for my liking. Well "CaptJackhunglikeasparrow" My response is this Number 8 on the list will be in your honour! Just gotta do My homework first... watch this space....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh I know ..... I get called Hun all the time teehee. xx Miss HUNny xx <<< being cheeky *flutters eyelashes and looks innocent*
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16 years ago
0315 and i survived another night out, didn't see the evil twins, so no glassing to be concerned about! and its well time this little black duck was in bed! with a vision of mynames boots, knees and upper legs but most importantlyher delectable mind and sharp wit........night all!!!!!cheers Nev mmmm boots...lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
I would love to see you hun ting down those who oppress you so.... Sorry, out of control ENTER key
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RHP User
16 years ago
"god... oh god..." it makes me feel like I'm doing sumfing right for once ;-) Wayne aka "God...oh God..."
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16 years ago
"mynameonurlips" is quite a mouthful for a nickname, hon. There are few men blessed with a photographic memory, so Hon, it is... as opposed to Hun... although those ancient scrappers would be pretty wild in the sack... .all those fox furs and stuff, plus wrestling you around on a cowskin rug can't be all bad.... let's just stick with hon. Nice boots. pro_guy
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RHP User
16 years ago
pro-guy....oh deary me.. If Ive said it once...Ive said it a thousand times....ARRRRGH!! Mytrigger finger is getting itchy...with niceguy listed for purely entertainment value...(got the wax and aint afraid to use it, thats number 8 btw)..lol Got Nev and in-between there for moral support (little voyeurs.. makes my heart sing knowing there are others who fancy the visual delights) Mmmmmmiss honey.....oh please join the revolution!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
so just what is your name then to have on my lips?as we cant call you any other obtuse nounand to go on calling u mynamonyourlips , would i assume be an ego trip for the said woman?all said in jest but maybe just maybe ......
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16 years ago
Ego trip? Oooo...I LOVE dirty talk....LOL If you really want to know my name...ask me (in private) Girl's gotta have some mystery... ;-)
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16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' But a little to friendly with whatserface...for my liking. Well "CaptJackhunglikeasparrow" My response is this Number 8 on the list will be in your honour! Just gotta do My homework first... watch this space.... Oh "CaptJackhunglikeasparrow" now thats a good one. You've been peeking? Well i'm not hung like a sparrow and (unfortunately) not hung like a horse either. If you want to find out how well hung I am dearie we'll have to get together and i'll try my best not to call you Hun. Okay so whats a number 8 going to be lovie?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Eeek! I've just noticed we're 75% compatible, whats'er name on my lips and myself. What where they thinking? Fly away! Fly away Capt Jack. LOL
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16 years ago
I am guilty of calling people 'hon', 'honey', 'sweetie' but as a term of frienship/sisterhood and never in a patronising way (sometimes it is, but it's usually very obvious when I'm being a bitch *giggle*). Amongst that male population, I only really ever use T.O.E. with those I feel really close to (unless, as above, it's in a patronising way LOL...or possibly in a 'mothering' kind of way - can't help it, it's just who I am).
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RHP User
16 years ago
Thats my point right there Sonsie! Woman have a tendency to use the T.O.E in a genuine, caring and at all times affectionate manner. Terms of Endearment implemented in the fashion it was intended. There are, of course, certain occasions whereby the T.O.E is used as you point out...T.O.E. that bites...
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RHP User
16 years ago
AKA, attention span of an accumulation of sparrow droppings...dear oh deary me (its one of those sonsie occasions) No, I haven't been peeking. Call it 'intuition', call it an educated guess' it doesnt really matter. Suffice to say, women just 'know' these things. As I stated in reply to niceguys somewhat misguided illusions of grandeur-type thread, Number 8 is: The ultimate waxing of crack, back & sack. So, my scintillating, somatoform, 'ASSUME THE POSITION'!
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16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Number 8 is: The ultimate waxing of crack, back & sack. So, my scintillating, somatoform, 'ASSUME THE POSITION'! Oh no!. Not the hair removal! I promise to call you by your real name in moments of ecstasy. Honest hun.
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RHP User
16 years ago
oh deary me how will one fly with no tail feathers? lolas to knowing your name that would be nice even though we are worlds apart anything is possibleand then i will have no further use of the hun for u unles things change :)but i still like the term BABE!!! wen being sarcastic etc etc
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16 years ago
Just when u think its safe to go back in2 ur box (inbox that is).. What is lurking within the unopened little yellow envelope? Any queries as to my name...oh no...in fact, it gets worse! Since posting my soap box 15 nanoseconds of fame item, Ive paid close attention to the messages I receive. The vast majority of which refer to me as "babes (ffs! when did i go plural???), the dreaded 'hun' and similar anonymous T.O.E's. And then it struck me!!!! By George! I think Ive got it!! In true ' chest thumping, me man u woman' style, (some) men are applying the 'no name no packdrill' approach to 'picking up' Ergo, the attitude is that they dont wish to know intimate details such as ur name...Heaven forbid! For isnt it easier to refer to a conquest as number 49 or 'the one with the HUGE tits?" Noooo! These hapless males employ far more devious methods of distracting a prospective (bonk) aka female in the hope she won't notice he isnt interested in identifying her...he's simply in it for the 'objectification' more commonly knows as the 'gettin ur end wet' syndrome.... These charming fellows feign interest in other areas such as ....'hey babes....u look HOT..rooly like to see ya pg' (took me a while to work out what the hell they were asking for...lol) or: luv ya tits...cum on hun...show me more of ya cos I rooly do likes ya babe' In conclusion ladies and gents: whilst T.O.E's may appear innocent & playful...there is indeed a dark side to all of this.. I wonder, now exposed....what other methods will be employed by the 'desperately seeking, any hole with or without hair" crew?? oops..nearly forgot the graphics to assuage the fear & wrath of DSHWWH's
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RHP User
16 years ago
On a lighter note...hey nitemare, Im really hoping to be the one to relieve capt of his tail feathers....wanna come watch?....lol
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16 years ago
expecting what, Myname? ..........this is rhp you know..lol hey i didn't send one....doh.....nah not into having my balls ripped out and fed to the cat.....Cheers Nev
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16 years ago
Came to RHP with no expectations Nev...still don't. Just enjoy the experiences, all of them! Love to laugh...even at my own expense at times... Cya round the traps :-)
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16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' On a lighter note...hey nitemare, Im really hoping to be the one to relieve capt of his tail feathers....wanna come watch?....lol Oh your probably all talk and no action! My tail feathers are staying put thankyou.
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RHP User
16 years ago
gidday cheeky chops...wanna show me what ya got....???... ...giggling...and....if ya want me toolbelt...yer gunna have ta comeandgetit....hehe...but before ya do...would ya leave dat big book of words behind....fanks....i dont wanna get hit anywhere wif it....and i certainly don't wanna rectal examination wif it either....jose...>>>...making sure ta keep mynameonyourlips in front of him at all times....grins cheekily and waves....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Calling another woman's name whilst in throes of passion with ones partner? OH MY GOD! I am hoping this happless lad is now nothing but mere dust particles!! Exit stage right>>>>> Mr WRONG!!
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16 years ago
That so eh Capt?....Ohh I see what you are up to... Ok then, name the time and place...lets fix your little tail feather problem...with nitemare on hand to provide photographic evidence! mwuahahahahahaaa
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well well well...if it isnt my favourite giggling TOOL belted beauteous booty! Nice buns ya go there baaaaaabe...im rooly likin wot i c....'ows bout ya do me a faves & turn around eh love? At which time we will engage in lenghty oral confabulation in which to discuss your proposal....tar tar for now
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh no, no, no. Not on your nellie. You're not going to inflict pain on my private parts. Well not without pleasure. Its a fine line between pleasure and pain.
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16 years ago
Gotta say...Im lovin ur T-shirt...whilst most guys think it...ur wearin it! Ok so do I have to up the ante Capt? Perhaps appeasing the penis God before removing the bush?
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16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Gotta say...Im lovin ur T-shirt...whilst most guys think it...ur wearin it! Ok so do I have to up the ante Capt? Perhaps appeasing the penis God before removing the bush?Oh yes you need to make an offering to God. You need to sacrifice your 1st born. No strike that. Sacrifice your 1st orgasm and then god will be pleased (or should that be appeased). God likes to see his gifts put to good use. ROFL.
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RHP User
16 years ago
LIGHTEN UP, HUN
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16 years ago
Nice to see a few representatives from the DSHWWH crew making their debut :-)
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16 years ago
I am not impressed my girlfriends brother-in-law called me doll!!!..... He apologised after I told him ...Noooo...my name is... Now he calling me hun!! ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr BOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. sweetpetite41
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RHP User
16 years ago
Im laughin up a storm here Mikle! Can visualize Billy saying just that....Man oh Man! I love his take on things! As to the definition of DSHWWH's this is explained previously (Im on a acronym rampage atm) lol Just to clarify, the subject line in my last thread is directed at you....the second...at the old dude with no duds
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16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips'Just to clarify, the subject line in my last thread is directed at you....the second...at the old dude with no duds Hey, did you mean ME...????...am i the second myname...???what didisay....???...i am definitely not DSHWWH...jose...>>>...off to have a sulk...sniff
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16 years ago
Im tripping over my fingers in haste to say NO God NO not you oh festival of all things fanciful....never ever would I...hang on a sec...goin overboard here....suffice to say no Jose with the mostay...I was referring to mr...um.. his thready thing seems to have disappeared..RHP censor fairies TOOK HIM DOWWWN....yay! (que the deeply powerful vocals) tis a small victory for J...a HUGE one for Womankind...
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16 years ago
Sweetpetie41, first of all I HATE U... How dare you have a body that Ive always wanted but ate too much to get...GENETICS IS SO UNFAIR secondly....Vive Le Revolution...heres the thing....he calls you... (im gagging here) D O L L...then..the word that is punishable by RHP ladies law! respond by calling him....nutsack, cheesy dick, premature ejaculator (for the more refined, edumacated offenders) Pay back is a biatch (loathe the word bitch so won't use it..oops) Please help me out here...Im sure there are other T.O.E's we can use...on the fella's
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16 years ago
please...please....i would like ta join in...specializing in ...mind tickling....ice cube manufacturer (the best)....and have improved my running skills no end...please...may i come and play...???...jose...>>>...gets up off knees, stretches legs...then gets into the mudra position...ready for mind...???...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Trish! You fiendishly delightful woman you! Initially, upon reading your thready things I feared your very green hat may have been on too tight..read thru again and can only come to one conclusion...that being, something is missing. Did sweetpetite's contribution suffer at the hands of the RHP censor fairies or am is it me that is missing/losing the plot? lol Oh..hang on....who we talkin about here? who's the intended victim? Paddles?? ice cubes? clit...uhoh...surely...u cant mean...nah...u couldnt? OMG! um....someone PLEASE explain....LOL
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16 years ago
Can't stand it either.
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16 years ago
or the other one is gday darl as i don't know your real names and can't type that well being a bow legged bogan with vast amounts of cash and motorcycles. as soon as i do find out a name i can spell i will call them by that. don't bag people out for names that they where brought up with when they are only trying to be genuine. well i hope they are being genuine. call me and give me your real name and i will speak it from the mountain tops. rocky mountain way. massive bear hugs, earl.
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16 years ago
i may be a hillbilly but get it right. spelt emacipated, i thunk luv.
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16 years ago
He who seeks with sufficient determination, shall find enlightenment.....wax onnn.... wax offfff the answer is written within...young Grasshopper!Cheers Nev.........aka kung fu pands....ooops wrong movie!
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16 years ago
Trish, at last it all becomes clear...wow...how special do I feel? Very much so...wow...all giggly here now...wheres my schoolgirl uniform to complete the outfit??! Not tasted the ff side...ok well maybe just a little but she was my mate and I make it a policy never to mix business with pleasure....oh and there was a meaty bite b'tween us at the time so all good... Honoured by your invitation to play..in whatever way shape or form! MAN HOW GOOD IS THIS SITE???
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RHP User
16 years ago
Howdy self confessed bogan! I seem to be missing a whole lot of points lately...must have something to do with my soaring endorphines!! Have I taken the mick outta someone's name? Taken the mick out of a lot of things lately..but don't recall that one....lol I'm declaring an amnesty....I LOVE everyone atm... even the ones who dare call me by any other name other than my own!! ps: seeing as how Im all loved up atm....Mikle.. Desperately Seeking (any) Holes With (or) Without Hair... So call off your hounds...lol pss: HEYA NEV!! MWUAH
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16 years ago
hahahahahhahahaha. luv & hugs, earl
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16 years ago
Interesting that of the names mentioned ieI HATE being called or referred to as 'hun' aswell ... its up there with pet, dear, treasure, girl & babyI have heard and been called most apart from girl and of those names, apart from the last two, I have only ever heard women use them.
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16 years ago
don't worry mate. you not the first. i only discovered pg 2 last week. hahahahaha. thought the cencors were a bit tough, lol.
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16 years ago
Sorry Babe, didnt mean any offence Sweety, Are you still taking your meds Darl
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16 years ago
Most guys don't know how to converse let alone flirt, most of those most are online and short of bad situation based small talk, false terms of endearment is about all they can come up with. I just see it as a process of natural selection (or deselection..) if someone is already addressing you so thoughtlessly than probably not going to be a good date or whatever you got in mind if they are not getting it now.
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16 years ago
Hey, you've all heard about compensation purchases... big car, small appendage etc. what do overly ripped muscles compensate for? OH I know...silly me....intellect...
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16 years ago
Lots of us have been there old son, as Nev recalls with some degree of embarrassement...lol Cheers Nev
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16 years ago
Love your profile bebe. Hugs stalky<<<<< I say again.... women think too much.
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16 years ago
You know, that is a really good subject, and would make a really enlightening Forum post! Would love to see you run with it, go onnn, give it a bash!Why? because this is one of the most difficult human to Human connections to make happen, sure small talk bulllshit, is not to hard, but can only be sustained for an Oh so definite amount of time, to get to the things that we are passionate about we need to find an equal who shares our views, or its quickly yawns on both sides of the table!Now take me for instance, no perhaps not i started typing afew things out and thought this is to hard!Where do i start, do i rank in order of importance, what am i most passionate about!Most importantly to find another person be it male/female...who has some understanding of A: the subject matter or B: where you are coming from.suffice to say the person you can bond with and challenge and be challenged by.....welll this stuff is better than sex, this is the melding of minds!Cheers nev.....who has had this connection in life twice!
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16 years ago
to make sure Uberminx saw my post, so wanted to send her message to that end, alas profile locked so can only wait and see i guess, i thought her post to the thread was at the crux of any really deep interconnection. cheers Nev
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RHP User
16 years ago
Sounds like a bad mood bear kind of a thing to complain about to me! Dunno that i would be too concerned about adjusting my way of addressing a lady anytime fast, i dont use the term/s very often but never had any ladie take offense thus far, unless they are in a really bad mood, or just a plain ugly person. Hmmmm i'm not convinced there are ladies with bad moods or ugly personalities on RHP is there??? Mwah Mwah Mr Shy xxx PS: Maybe we just struggling to find good things to debate in the forums nower days? tee hee hee
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RHP User
16 years ago
iam the same iam tired of women calling my darl and hun when i fix their computers..or they serve me at shops.. Neo
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RHP User
16 years ago
Often in the supermarket I get checkout ladies calling me "hon" or "dear". Now and then I respond "do you call your doctor "dear"? ...response "No". Well I am a doctor and I am definitely not your "dear". Result is normally total confusion.
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RHP User
16 years ago
That's it I am in trouble. I call EVERYONE some form of T.O.E. - yes that does include my doctor and dont get any complaints. if I did I would stop for that person but as a general thing whether I now the persons name or not its just wht I use.
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16 years ago
I'd like to call a lady by her name or give her my own unique nickname after haveing an extended friendship & we both comfortable with the idea. A bit of respect, etiquette & consideration is required here. Dreammerchant
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16 years ago
Tis fine and dandy for we femme's to engage in random acts of T.O.E Speshly when one is as hawt as you hunny bunny... (I been eating smarties again...so watch out ppl!) lol
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16 years ago
Just wanted to say, It wsa refreshing to hear from some one like yourself. Ondy
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16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Tis fine and dandy for we femme's to engage in random acts of T.O.E Speshly when one is as hawt as you hunny bunny... (I been eating smarties again...so watch out ppl!) lol Think you may have not got the idea - mine are not random acts just general everyday use. oops. Of course I could just be being overly sensitive - a cross I must bear But thanks for the compliment myname your a little hottie yoursel. :P
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16 years ago
I just have to know...what 'T.O.E's' have you used in the past and do you recycle them or are they unique to the person to whom you have ever so lovingly tagged? Reason I'm asking is that I applied your theory on the past 'stand out' characterisitcs of my previous partners (may they all rest in pieces) However Im yet to discover a 'respectful' tag yet. Hmmm Oh please show me how its oh done dreamy one!
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16 years ago
I would say if that is all you have to worry about your life is pretty good
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16 years ago
Most men(I take it women too(, would use "baby" as probably the no.1 option (We've all heard it from the movies). I confess to using it. Have used pookie, munchkin & bubby. Don't realy like the recycling them as they are unique to each lady I have been with in a relationship. I only give them once I have known a woman well. Never on a date or in a casual relationship shirt term deal. What one's have you had used ""myname" for you & also one's you have given to your men? Ondy
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16 years ago
Oh really?...Ya think?...Wow....ur smaaaaaaart!!!
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16 years ago
HI Im here now! Thanks for your reply. lovely comments Terms of endearment is tip of my iceberg !!! real issue is communication to me mj
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16 years ago
Thanks Hun
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16 years ago
go hard darl. JERRY, JERRY, JERRY. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. i like rd smarties to, sorry all. earl.
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16 years ago
lmfao. Seriously? Shirley you can't be serious! Take it to the girl's toilets at little lunch... God I used to love that. Every day there was some kind of altercation in the girls toilets at little lunch... occcasionally it would spill out into the quadrangle.. and eventually teachers would come along to try and break it up. Guys were more serruptitious... after school in the football oval was the place to hammer out your differences. Of course, we still got caned for it but you weren't in High School if you didn't get caned at least once in a while. Our deputy headmaster was a short little mongrel... we would hold our hands up so high that he used to have to stand on tippy toes to hit us... hehe... sucker... there were some advantages in being tall... One day this new Music teacher started at teh school... and she thought it was up to her to pull out a stick and wallop us... lmfao... the first day she whips out this stick aqnd she was trying to discipline one of the worst kids in the school. Year 8 I think we were in. She started brandishing this cane... so he grabbed it and took it off her.. and waving it about menacingly, he made her stand in the garbage bin... Dont be concerned for him as he turned out ok. He didn't get suspended ... just got 6 of the best, lol.. but that happened every other day anyway so I suppose he was used to that. Hugs Stalky
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16 years ago
shuffles my feet in the playground dirt...eyes cast downward....biting my lip with such ferociousness I can almost taste blood...'whats that your asking me to do...shake hands & make up with HIM?" I'd rather jump into a pit of vipers or is that a pit of pit vipers??...
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16 years ago
Just wondering where you've been hiding young man!!!! Nice to see you back in the land of the barely living....(speaking strictly for myself and the perth 'bright' as a 5 watt globe offender...grr) Now, being a health professional of both the mental and physical wellbeing...let me take a look at your 'bunghole' & your 'swiss cheese' emotional development....Im sure I can do something to alleviate your trauma.....if not...theres always BRUCE...
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16 years ago
I can honestly say, that there are a lot worse things to be called than Hun. One of my guys calls me Hun when he sends me messages and I don't mind it at all. Me thinks the lady doth protest just a LOT too much over such a trivial issue. Build a bridge. Get over it.
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16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Tis fine and dandy for we femme's to engage in random acts of T.O.E Speshly when one is as hawt as you hunny bunny... (I been eating smarties again...so watch out ppl!) lol Is this a tongue-in-cheek double standard, I spy, Miz J? :PGirls in general and Hot girls especially are exempt? lol
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16 years ago
you know as well as I do that hot girls are allowed to do whatever they damn well please... ;)
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16 years ago
Gawd, trying hard to be nice...patient, taking things with a grain of salt etc etc etc....BUT noooooo too hot so gotta let off some steam... For the last and final time....all you doomsayers & 'handyperson wannabes' NO..get that NO errecting of bridges, fences or anything required... I am not a fragile lil flower who wilts at the first sign of rejection for the better part of some mere potential wank stain... Get the bigger picture ...slowburn.....oh hang on a sec....the answer lies in the nic...ok...so edge taken off slightly...just broken my cardinal rule...dont go off at those going a few k's slower than the rest of humanity...UMAH My bad..
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RHP User
16 years ago
so you noticed that eh Sophie?....Yep, you nailed it! Lots of tongue in cheek around these parts....got myself booked in for surgical removal....as soon as the scars have healed from my extreme makeover... Quoting 'sophie_74' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Tis fine and dandy for we femme's to engage in random acts of T.O.E Speshly when one is as hawt as you hunny bunny... (I been eating smarties again...so watch out ppl!) lol Is this a tongue-in-cheek double standard, I spy, Miz J? :PGirls in general and Hot girls especially are exempt? lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Very artistic ...even if i do say so myself....(above thready bit) Mikle!!! Damn! So sorry..(and I mean that) to learn the reason behind your being MIA. Forget the hit & run's, far more productive means of exacting justice albeit an at times frustrating and lengthy process. You're probably all 'lawed u' on your rights etc BUT if there is anything I can do (have a modicum of legal and mens rights knowledge) just gimme a hollar. My (in)box is at your beck and call. Moving on....hey! You were the one who raised the subject of your 'bunghole' (cant type that without laughing...lol..see? told ya) Bunghole.....LOLOLOL....MOVING ON..... Bruce has made previous appearances before...right here in forum Try as I might tho....I just can't seem to get over him....maybe I do need to make a trip to Bunnings & build a bridge..cos he is one imposing lil fella...anhooo..I give u my word to put him on a leash...honest keep smiling Mikle...& glad to have u back!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Funny how the mind works....and mine in particular. Reading your thready bit reference to teepee's in your bung hole (is it two words now?) instantly conjured up some of the more anal aspects of south park of which there are many I might add. One in particular was when Cartman's botty is invaded by aliens (anal probe) Oh Mikle. I do so hope you are not subject to similar adventures Uhoh...Too late cos Ive seen it all...in glorious living colour, poor Mikle's bunghole...bung hole...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Bunghole is a lovely word. I love that word. It's a boating term I believe. Bungcheese is also a quant australian term gaining it's name by reason of its aromatic qualities and also borrowing from the word bunghole and its association to things unrelated to boating. Not to be confused with dick cheese... which turns my mind to Bruce. If memory serves me right, Mikle has his very own Bruce built in... that scary fukr occasionally surfaces in the forums as an avatar. Keep that monster in your shorts mickle ffs! hehe... and cover yor bunghole when Im in town. :p Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' Bunghole is a lovely word. I love that word. It's a boating term I believe. Bungcheese is also a quant australian term gaining it's name by reason of its aromatic qualities and also borrowing from the word bunghole and its association to things unrelated to boating. Not to be confused with dick cheese... which turns my mind to Bruce. If memory serves me right, Mikle has his very own Bruce built in... that scary fukr occasionally surfaces in the forums as an avatar. Keep that monster in your shorts mickle ffs! hehe... and cover yor bunghole when Im in town. :p Hugs Stalky Im a tad worried...about mikle....hope he is ok... and my concern has nothing to do with his extraordinary monster hummer.. Honest...I have no interest at all in his...huge..thick...smooth....no doubt tasty.... oh god....OH GOD....I need a mind enema....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mickle's a great contributor to RHP... always graceful despite my taunts over the years... excellent sense of humour. I haven't meant to upset him. The handsome lug.... My sincere apologies Mate. Gaz
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' Mickle's a great contributor to RHP... always graceful despite my taunts over the years... excellent sense of humour. I haven't meant to upset him. The handsome lug.... My sincere apologies Mate. Gaz Get over your narcissistic tendencies will ya?...lol I think theres a whole different situation which may be keeping Mikle mum... Just hope he is ok....
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RHP User
16 years ago
If I get one more email addressed to 'hey sexy'.....Im gunna BLOW...a gasket...a head gasket... blow...head.....nah...just aint firing on all 3cc's 2nite...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'stalky' Mickle's a great contributor to RHP... always graceful despite my taunts over the years... excellent sense of humour. I haven't meant to upset him. The handsome lug.... My sincere apologies Mate. Gaz Get over your narcissistic tendencies will ya?...lol I think theres a whole different situation which may be keeping Mikle mum... Just hope he is ok.... Jeese.. you think? You mean he's not thinking about me? That's impossible but I'll play along with you for a minute. Fortunately his phone number is listed.. You should call him! Why should you? Well I'm just a problem solver.. you're the nurturer! Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Man...I be nice..for all of 3 nanoseconds and you call me names!! Packing up my toys and mooning you as I storm outta the ooze pond playground..... Heading>>>>>> thataway...just in case ya wanna come too...
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