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November 22 2012

What unusual event makes you horny ? My husband gets REALLY horny when hungover !! I get unusually horny when frustrated ( not sexually frustrated, more work/life related) I also get horny in closed meetings , I am always waiting for someone to hit on me !! I have had a REALLY frustrating week at work, needless to say I am meeting people for drinks Friday night - poor things !! ...........where or what is domething unusual that makes you horny

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    and five star hotels, something about the bathrooms all gilt and big baths   I am so horney when I just get out of a shower, still dampish and the guy just rolls me on my back into those thousand count sheets   mmmmmm damit , now I have to go book a hotel orrrrrrrrrrrrrr off to the beach for a swim, to cool of my desires

  • Paradisepair

    Paradisepair

    13 years ago

    The more intense daily life is the hornier we get. We've met a number of RHP couples who work in high stress occupations, a disproportionate number of nurses as an example. I know many here have cruisey lifestyles too but I reckon there are plenty of couples here who are using sex as a form of stress release.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I get EXTREMELY horny when I have a cold. Not sure why, it must heighten my senses in my pants or something. Suffice to say, taking a sicky from work means more than 'Niftys got the sniffles'

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    After a cardio workout!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    being clean shaven definitely gets me horny...cannot work out why.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Nothing gets me HORNYER than coming home to my sexxy wife ... too find her in a new pair of heels a sexxxy out fit Wine on the table towels on the bed massage oil at the ready and her being so wet in anticipation of having a play friend coming over .... MMMMMM yummy im horny right now just thinking of it xxxx....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    That dirty text message asking if your free tonight :p

  • Summertime123

    Summertime123

    13 years ago

    Just have to luv disrobing at a nude beach, my boyfriend applying warm oil on my body then opening my legs to feel the breeze between them and the sun's heat on my clit ...a chilled champers ....heaven

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I too get hell horny when hungover,I have a theory that the body is going into a natural response from a threat, "your gunna die, reproduce, quickly !"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    First thing in the morning

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Milfs make me horny big time love a naughty woman

  • captainkaos

    captainkaos

    13 years ago

    -The salt water drying on my skin. the sun, the scenery, the nakedness.   -Seeing a woman in heels......especially a curvy woman.   -Breathing.   - When I was younger and learning to drive or had just gotten my licence, i would always get out of the car with a hard on. Being an apprentice mechanic, I had to be carefull. lol.   -perfume

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    rainy weather,mmmmm or even better the crack ofthunder anda wild storm. Don't know how i would got in a tsunami though,lol. Thethought of being wet vand fucking yessssssssssssssss!   I like the beach and summer time too. I suppose ify imaginative every moment of yr day can make u horny. But rainy days ar the best.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'tantriclove69' As soon as I hit my mid 30s, almost anything makes me horny! But I am a total sucker for a hot arse. And watching buff guys do yoga gets me so damn horny. Upward dog, downward dog............man I have to hold myself back big time from climbing on board! Is it time to get down to hot Yoga classes again?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I love to streak in the rain and when we built our new house I insisted that we had a steel roof so I could hear the rain hitting the roof. Thunder and lightning is very exciting for me.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I get rather turned on in the spa, especially if my wife is wearing her sunnies....it brings back memories of one of the first pornos I watched & the bird was wearing sunnies in the spa, then proceeding to get very hammered & I don't mean with alcohol!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Don't know why. But the rain makes me wet. lol. Just the smell of it coming..Haha!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    i have an unhealthy obsession with women in heels.. but some of the stranger things that turn me on ...women shouting and swearing .. not like obnoxious people but when a classy woman lets out the anger it drives me wild then if she was wearing heels and kicking the shit out of me while hurling abuse id be in my version of heaven which is probably like more peoples hell.. hahahhhaand dirty fingers ... why i dunno

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Boo75'During/after waxing........weird I know.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'brave__heart' Instant effect :) 24/7 & Yeah, definitely the smell of spring and summer, going out and wearing little.Men's aftershave or beautiful perfume, body butter, adult films, lingerie, dressing up, musk, great dance music, Andrea Bocelli, Evanessence, Woody taking a perve at me, hot shoes and boots, and.....Woody & Angel

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'DullGirl' Don't know why. But the rain makes me wet. lol. Just the smell of it coming..Haha!Yes, the rain & freshly cut grass ...& crackling wood fire..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    wanna get freaky real vreaky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I agree nice warm wax on your lady lips.. Bit embarrassing for the beautician but delightful for me trying to keep quiet ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    all that raw naked power crashing around in the atmosphere gets my lightning rod pointed skyward and I'm so much more sensitive to stimulation

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'i_candy4u' I agree nice warm wax on your lady lips.. Bit embarrassing for the beautician but delightful for me trying to keep quiet ;) Will have to ask Mrs Showstopper if she's had this happen when waxing someone! And if not we'll need a volunteer ;)As for I, Mrs Show has done it for me since the day I first saw her, so I'm good to go whenever she's around :P Other than that, I think there's nothing sexier than a woman with curves with a sexy walk, from the front, back, or side, i just can't help but stare and feel a little... primitive ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Now I'm hooked you have hot wax... Mmm

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'i_candy4u' Now I'm hooked you have hot wax... Mmm

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Peeing - sometimes find myself tweaking a nipple.seeing a perfect set of lipsthe vibrations of a bus idling. Wobbles straight into my loins.Steak dinner - watch out!Staying up for several days, um, partying - WATCH OUT!and of course putting my penis inside someone's body usually does it for me too.RA

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    eeemmmah at hotmale dot com id love an add or two. mwah mwah xoxoxxoxo

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'MissImelda' It gets me excited watching a man cook for me! Don't know what it is about a man with a spatula, a bottle of extra virgin olive oil and an oven mit but it makes me all hot an bothered!! definite mood enhancement..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Being at the gym makes me nuts! lots of hot girls and guys in tight gym clothes argh!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    When I'm on a work high and have kicked some goals Sunshine ..and I live in QLD:P Going for a run Stopping at petrol stations when I'm traveling as I have this "pick up on the road " fantasy Eating figs or mangoes...or any other sexy fruit

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Honk if your Horny!! · A wonderful kiss that leaves me breathless and wanting more, much more. A woman’s lips. (And I mean the face at this stage) A sensuous mouth has always been a giant turn-on. How said lips would feel as they are kissed.("Oh Ronda what beautiful lips you have".........."Kiss Me Katuk") · The sound of an exotic accent I love to hear the tones of a woman's sexy voice.(Haaaappy Birthday Mr President”) · A woman’s body is a sure fire turn-on. The way it moves when she walks, when she exercises, dances. When just doing anything is hypnotizing (Insert Bee Gees ‘Staying alive”) · Catching a peek of her undies/bra. The sight of a skimpy outfit that's slightly revealing but leaves a little bit to the imagination. Come on you’ve all done it. (I Hope).A little dress bending over going up the escalator/stairs. · Also going down the escalators, and seeing those life size posters in the windows of Bras n things. Come to think of it. Any posters. · Making eye contact with a cute stranger harmless flirtation. · Going through the lingerie section of Myer/DJ’s or even best and less. Imagining those sexy outfits gracing the female shape. Always seems to create movement. If you know what I mean. Quoting 'woodynangel' Quoting 'DullGirl' Don't know why. But the rain makes me wet. lol. Just the smell of it coming..Haha! Yes, the rain & freshly cut grass ...& crackling wood fire.. Also the "Freshly cut grass" bit sounds very interesting! Regards S&I

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Hmm, well the list of things that make my lovely wife horney are many but top three would be:   1. Just before her period she gets incredibly horny and even more orgasmic than normal - I know, its tough being a man having to put up with PMT like that 2. Being on a boat does it every time. She also loves fishing which creates a conflict of interest and activities at times but certainly makes it interesting 3. Any day ending in a "y" seems to work well and if it starts with an "S" then so much the better.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    PORN - pure and simple does it for us   and if the day has a Y in it

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    As the holidays are just around the corner and decorations flashing in bright colors from every window spreading festivity and joy, I tend to think about those who are left alone. Those people we may know or work with, who has no special one or family members in their area to celebrate with. So as a life coach i started asking around and a lot of "Googling" and to my surprise I found one specific market that is booming most of the year but in extra ordinary way climax during this time of the year. Yes my friends, I am talking about the adult industry; accessories, toys and novelties.I knew the industry is one if not the biggest money making industry out there, but I had no idea how needed those items to the individual and couples as well.As i started scrolling through hundreds of sex toys sites, only then I started to understand the diversity and need of each and everyone of us. Dildos and Massagers in every shape size and color just to please it owner.One of the sites I stumbled upon was xxxdiscountstore and i asked the owner who I am not going to give her name up, to explain to me and enlighten me with her knowledge of why and what makes it one of our pop culture most talked, anticipated and needed issue.As i was told, the industry has changed the outlook of sexuality in a way that it is more acceptable. As we walked through the gigantic warehouse in the Los Angeles area I see walls of novelties and sex toys she stops in front of an massive wall of boxes and said: "this are all role play accessories and fetish items" I was bit shy she smiled and explained that it is a good thing. She explains... in our stressful time, economy, security.... people tend to find ways to relieve tention. what a better way then doing it with your loved one? or by yourself? I smiled and agreed.It was all nice and informative until I was walked through the "operation room" where the orders are being processed. Hundreds of orders a day! I became a believer!XXX discount store and their site xxxdiscountstore may be one of thousands out there, but as for me and my recommendation it gained two thumbs up for inventory of thousands of items and brand names, service and most important they are local! oh and one more thing that may be a factor - according to research I have done over 50 major sites as such, their prices were lower on 90% of the items.As token of gratitude to Mrs. J I am adding the link to their online store xxxdiscountstore and in the near future I will make a review following your honest responds to this post and I may review any item you might be interested in.Thank you

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    If we have both been swimming, eiether in the sea or the pool, hey I dunno we both get horny must be something in the wate rbut Wow we had some goood sessions after a swim!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    The heat & minimal clothing gets this latino horny ;)- Posted from rhpmobile

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