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Best and Worst
July 23 2019
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RHP User
6 years ago
I think that is a conversation worth having over coffee. We are both in Perth and I bet be a really good laugh.
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RHP User
6 years ago
is way better than welcome home sex. Totally raced to see him before he left the state... O M G! Wish I could say the welcome back lived up to that in any way. He's long gone after his double standards and selfishness got too much but what an exciting time we had those couple of years. I think about that moment sometimes, but not for long. Peachy
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RHP User
6 years ago
The kiss...the transcendental out of body experience..only ever happened with one man. First moments..A beautiful young man standing in my doorway...shaking with nerves. Role play ..the Ninja fuck and the reverse Ninja..a blindfolded man in my shower. Age difference ..me 65..he 31,,,me 62 ..he 75. Oral..one amazing man had me cumming in minutes Voices ..I was once very addicted to phone sec..a man in WA used to send me into the stratosphere. Car sex..very unsatisfying. Body..a beautiful body..caramel skin with a tattooed garland around his neck in beautiful calligraphy . Things they have said to me..the worst.."I am mainly here with you to make my wife jealous" :( Attire..worst was the man who turned up to the coffee shop covered in tar. Thanks for the topic touch Hugs Q
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RHP User
6 years ago
Up until I was 45 and separated I only been with 2 women. I experienced a lot of firsts and best moments with the woman I became involved with next. Biggest age gap - she was 20 years younger Oral - first that enjoyed giving it and finish me off with her mouth Kissing - I loved making her cream in her pants kissing her. She couldn't get enough. First time with someone that was deliciously smooth and damn she was tight. Struggled to take more than 1 finger. She was genuinely scared that I wouldn't fit. Those dreaded feelings - fell heavily and was led to believe she felt the same. Ended badly 😢 First RHP meet - was also first experience with a squirter. She got off on anal. Was messy but fun. Downside was I didn't have a washing machine 😂 Worst moment - got invited to join a couple a little while ago and it just wasn't what I was expecting so between that and nerves I failed to rise to the occasion. Felt like shit. Here's to more fun and mutually enjoyable experiences and making new friends.
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RHP User
6 years ago
I'll start with kissing. Q got me thinking, how many have given me that out of body experience. Although plenty of good kissers, probably only 1 who had me levitating off the floor. Sadly he was married and after some incredible meets, he had an attack of the guilts. Rang me about a month later wanting to see me again but that ship had sailed. But it was a moment I'll never forget, standing inside my front door having just laid eyes on each other, the chemistry was intense. The worst kiss hmm that would be the no kiss, two married guys each neglected to tell me they didn't kiss. Fuck, yes of course, but kissing was too personal apparently. I've read somewhere that makes them feel like they're not cheating. Newsflash, it is Things they've said - the best was from a guy I met on another site who was visibly impressed when he saw me. He said there were 18 yr olds at his gym who would kill to look like me. Wow, that went down a treat. Not long after we were locked in an embrace on a cafe strip The worst was from a guy in RL who I had fallen in love with, and he told me he couldn't give me that. I was devastated. Heart shatteredSquirtmasters or guys who really know how to build you up with oral and fingering, they know the exact moment you're ready, they can feel it inside, and after, they NEVER stop after one. They continue building arousal again, and wait until they know you're ready again. They nurture, tap their hand on your pussy after and say "good girl' while I'm laying there coming down from the orgasm. They never allow me to work on them before extended pleasure for me. They love it and they are very rare, bit like the female unicorn. I watch porn with guys trying to make chicks squirt and cringe. It's all wrong, most of them haven't been shown the right techniques, shoving their fingers in and out lol Worst squirt, that would be making me squirt once and unzipping their pantsThe bizarre or weird/phone sex/voice - Q I also loved phone sex. One guy who lives in Perth but we never met. Married and strangely wanted me to go to his house while his wife was at work, not a hope. But he had a yummy, sexy voice and knew how to press my buttons, he would go quiet when I was about to orgasm, then stay quiet while I rode the waves of it, knowing I couldn't talk. At Swanbourne one day, him on the phone, he asked if I could play, meaning where I was. I told him to hang on, grabbed my stuff, ran into the dunes,laid down and was making love to him over the phone, had my bullet vibe. Long story short, there were people watching, a whole gallery of them lol and a married couple in the mix. My guy in the phone wanted to hear me getting fucked, asked if I wanted to invite the couple in. I eventually did. They were awesome. She gave me oral while I gave him a blow job, she then made me squirt, which the gallery of onlookers enjoyed. So did I. After it was all over, chatted to a few of them. Good fun, and my guy was still on the phone haha The worst phone sex or sexting is when they start to show signs of selfishness, always talking about their big cock and sending 3 thousand pictures of it and themselves. One chipped me one day about my reply being TMI after telling him I'd had a shit of a day, we all have them right? I replied saying listen mate, it's called fucking conversation, at that moment more pictures came through. I said AND DON't SEND ME ANYMORE PICTURES!! I have thousands. Last time I ever spoke to him I think. He tried to apologise but what a narc, every phone call was all about him, satisfying him. Wanker lol
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RHP User
6 years ago
Holy shit The book release is in August
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RHP User
6 years ago
Personally, I had the opposite.Yes, goodbye sex is cool, but you have to make that flight.So it is time driven.(Ok, so I missed a few) Referring back to "Cars - Sexy or not?" post, a van is bloody handy.You get might longer time spent in the back when you don't have to ran away to catch a plane.Ergo, the flight home is the loong session. On the way out, you worry about missing the flight.On the way back home, home worry about airport security coming to flush your vehicle out. LOL
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RHP User
6 years ago
Hi Q,Long time, no speak.I was SNAG4XTC back then. Gotta have a chuckle...your sage words are good reading.
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RHP User
6 years ago
Geez touch, that is a long list.27 line items to address, and each as Best and Worst.That's a book.
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RHP User
6 years ago
This should be a topic by itself. Upon reflection, I find it weird...I dated a lady who's greatest lacking was probably the kissing.The sex was top shelf and the social connection was outstanding.We dated for 6 months or so. Conversely, I had a dated a lady that ended in a kiss to treasure and I never dated her again.Why? Because I didn't want break her heart. The humble kiss can mean a lot.It can bare the soul.Some don't do it well. regardless of the emotion that drives it.However, when it is done really well, there is typically a vulnerable heart behind it.(Either commit or walk away) Personally, I seek the kiss that carries all the gravity of pure love, but can be dispensed from a place of mutual understanding and autonomy. That is my best kiss.Love and respect, for the person that you are, without going ga-ga. Botttom line:Give the person that you are with the passion that flows, because of the union, as it stands, and don't hold back.If they go ga-ga then educate them about the reality of the relationship.
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Mask_007
6 years ago
Best... be able to see your gorgeous body once again... Worst... we live to far apart and never seen you in person, ( I very much, would love to be able to, lindissima)
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RHP User
6 years ago
You're too kind 😄
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RHP User
6 years ago
No judgement just curious... A man gets more attentive to a woman's needs as he gets older (at least I have)... yet some women want younger guys (Cougar looking for a unicorn) as they get older... I love eating pussy and will spend hours dining at the Y... I love to watch and feel a woman squirt and will play for hours until the sheets and towels are soaked... mix it in with moments of attention for me... I'm in heaven... What does a younger guy have to offer that I don't... more wham to his WBTYM... I think not.. Just my humble opinion and zero judgement... each to their own...
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Mask_007
6 years ago
Linda, I _touch... Is not been kind, is just the true. Maybe one day, i get lucky 😘😍
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RHP User
6 years ago
It is was it is. Thanks for your comment
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RHP User
6 years ago
I_touch.. when’s that booking coming out? That was a hot read... Do tell more... interested in the age gap one 🤔😉?
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RHP User
6 years ago
Quoting 'yg3185' I_touch.. when’s that booking coming out? That was a hot read... Do tell more... interested in the age gap one 🤔😉? And I only picked a few. Thank Christ I didn't do all categories Age gap:Biggest......drum roll......34 years haha I'm so bad. Two were 18 and I was 52. One of them stood at the kitchen bench watching me get dressed and told me how amazing I looked. To hear that from a guy that young was pretty niceSmallest age gap. Jeez I can't remember many over 40 but U think there were 2 or 3 I saw way back. The oldest might have been 44 or 45? So a gap of maybe 7 or 8 years. One other who was really nice but I had a mini panic attack when his clothes came off. It was a pivotal moment for me. I realised I was destined to live my life being a creepy old woman chasing young flesh
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RHP User
6 years ago
Close to my biggest age difference of 30 years but you take the cake and sounds super hot... and there is always time in life for more fun like that.
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RHP User
6 years ago
It's a public forum.No names.
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RHP User
6 years ago
By far the best First moment lead to me disappearing from RHP as SNAG4XTC a few years ago. I met someone on RHP while doing FIFO and we chatted, phoned and skyped.The first time we met was at the airport when I returned.I walked up and gave her a big hug.Just as my hand dropped to her arse, she felt my hard cock pressing into her and her WENT OFF.She threw her head back and screamed "FUUUCCCKKKKK", as loud as anybody possibly could, and her legs gave way.I was amazed that security didn't come running from every direction. 2 hours later, we were on a plane bound for Brisbane.Not long into the flight, the Head Stewardess came up and said "If you 2 don't stop, I will have you seated separately".We were only kissing and cuddling but my girl kept going off like she was climaxing.On the other hand, the flight back to Perth was X rated. Worst First Moment was my last date.As soon as we met, it was obvious that she was a crack addict and off her tree.That date didn't last long.
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boobsandbusted
6 years ago
Worst ever was the gumboot incident of 85 ,cost me a broken nose , Mr b
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RHP User
6 years ago
The gumboot incident? 😂 Do tell. Detail, I need detail
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RHP User
6 years ago
My lowest point (one of many) was waking up beside a campsite bonfire, naked, with my last memory being 2 guys outside of our group, strangers/ring ins, joining us the night before, me with them after everyone else had retired for the night, kissing one of them, then nothing, until I woke in the morning to one of the guys in our group stepping over my naked body saying good morning with a sly laugh lol He got some mileage out of that little incident 😂 I have no idea what happened, if I had a threesome or not lol lmao now but felt somewhat embarrassed at the time
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RHP User
6 years ago
My name is not Linda. There is a language barrier. Mask would never do that
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boobsandbusted
6 years ago
Ok touch ,to start with ,do you know the feeling of. Walking through a muddy paddock with gum boots that are slightly too large and the mud sucks your boot back into the ground off your foot
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RHP User
6 years ago
Yep. Then what happened? 😎😁
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Mask_007
6 years ago
Hey Rod. Lindissima = someone(female) with extreme beauty... Is not a name okey!
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RHP User
6 years ago
How beautiful your language is 😍
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RHP User
6 years ago
I'm thinking mud wrestling? 😁
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boobsandbusted
6 years ago
Ok so this a best and worst all rolled into one ,I was on the way to a midnight oil concert in Geelong many years ago in my panel van bumped into a young lady at a pub, one thing led to another and for the second and last time in my life I smoked some weed that she had endeding up in the back of my van was going well until I started to pump her ,I started laughing the feeling was incredible. It was like her hot wet vagina kept on sucking me back in and the only thing I’ve ever felt like it was that gumboot feeling in the mud but much warmer and better ,I couldn’t stop laughing and pissed her right off ,until I tried to explain this ridiculous feeling I was having,there is no good way to say it or explain your vagina reminds me of my feet in oversized gum boots in a muddy cow paddock ,the more I tried, the more funny I found it, the more pissed off she got , which led to her punching me in the face breaking my nose and getting out of my van , last time I ever touched dope in my life but I did see midnight oil and it was a great concert , Mr b
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RHP User
6 years ago
That's cool Mask.I just saw "Linda", went Whoa, and had to make comment.Privacy and anonymity are paramount in an open forum and we all have to be very careful with our posts. BTW: From what I have read of your posts, I interpret you to be a great guy.
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RHP User
6 years ago
LMFOA That was a classic story.Thanks for sharing.And I dig the analogy.Too cool.
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RHP User
6 years ago
There are a few contenders for the Best, but one is stands out. I was doing a road trip, checking out the back roads, and we were horny as.We found a coastal settlement with sea shanties aplenty.Eventually we found one that had an open window and went inside.There was a large kitchen table and I was served up as the main course.I had deep throat juice from head to toe as I received the BJ of a lifetime. As I lay there, in a different dimension, I heard her say "Oh shit, it's the Ranger", then she ran away and hid.I dragged myself off the table and was trying to pull my pants on when the Ranger came to the window.He said "What are you doing?"I literally was still incapable of speech at that point and had nothing to offer other than "Ar, hu, om, er".So she yelled out "We are having sex".It was by far the funniest oral sex ever. Eventually, I found words and we got out of there without any repercussions. The worst oral would be teeth, as a receiver, and odour as a giver.
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RHP User
6 years ago
Hahaha no way, really? 😂😂 Omg that's hilarious
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RHP User
6 years ago
Ok... best or most interesting place someone has picked up ??
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RHP User
6 years ago
Loving your new picture 😍
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RHP User
6 years ago
I don't know about interesting but the most bizarre for me was probably a guy in one of those island booths in a shopping centre. After a brief chat, we were kissing, right there lol Same thing happened in a salvos store, could feel the chemistry, he said I really want to kiss you, so I moved in 😉 The most exciting has been at the beach, there's nothing that turns me on more than a young guy at the beach ignoring the young chicks and heading for me. If they're not precious about the age difference, and have the balls to approach mmm yes please 😍
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RHP User
6 years ago
Why thank you 😊 What shopping centre or salvo store will you be this weekend? Name a place and time 😂😂😂
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RHP User
6 years ago
Can't do that here on the forum. I don't want to get banned. Besides, do you think I would announce where I was going to be on a public forum? You wouldn't be the only one who showed up lol
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RHP User
6 years ago
Haha too true You would have half of Perth show up
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RHP User
6 years ago
The best moment???? That first kiss That anticipation The build up The chase ,,, that moment! Fireworks 💥... or dud You can tell a lot by that first kiss My pet hate ,,,,, Doms ,,,, please !! What are you overcompensating for ?? ... where you teased at school ?? Get over it ! You aren’t providing a service . It’s just ur own personal power trip . .... and yes ,,,, I’m well versed in these situations....... Rant done
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sherralee
6 years ago
I had an experience with a younger couple where i was their first 3some and her first bi experience. They were lovely and i played with them, and i did my best to guide them with me. They were first timers so i made it slow and sensual for them. As i was getting ready to leave they thanked me, then he said: ‘You were cheaper than hiring a call girl’. WTF. Did i hear right? Politely i put them in their place stating that is not what the lifestyle is about. Never saw them again. Some people just don’t get it, are users and disrespectful. Everyone should enjoy and not be made to feel terrible for innocent adult mutual fun 😡. I find kissing, not just the mouth, everywhere is very intimate, love being given goosebumps all over. Especially on the back of the neck and shoulders... mmmm. It amazing how with the right person/people the tongue, even oral, can feel so nice 😜
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RHP User
6 years ago
I love dominant men. The good doms I've been with dominate with words, role play kind of, power of the mind, I instigate that if they don't and it's amazing. It takes sex to a whole other level. I agree some are a bit tragic, use it as a ploy to try to snare women
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RHP User
6 years ago
that first moment yes 😍
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RHP User
6 years ago
Best: the rare engaging,unwavering,non verbal cum building hot ASF mutual eyefucking shared unexpectedly Worst: Missplaced overinflated self impressions....
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RHP User
6 years ago
How long do you have. Next time you’re in Sydney we can discuss and practice each of them
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RHP User
6 years ago
No way really? Jeez I believe in karma. He'll do the rounds with his missus, get a reputation and no-one will touch them. The couples network spreads out across the country 😉
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RHP User
6 years ago
You're at Bondi? Am I allowed to flirt with the Bondi Rescue boys while I'm there? 😉
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RHP User
6 years ago
This is going to take a month to get through at one a day. Fingering. Best: Um.Worst: Overzealous up the bum. Me receiving. Anal.Best: Airport carpark, minutes before flight.Jumped out of van still dressing to discover an audience.Oops. Gotta run.Worst: Oops. Wrong hole (unintentional slip) Voice:Best: Not sweetest. Just loudest.Once I was deaf for an hour after loud session.Another time, at sea, I heard someone yelling on the beach.Apparently my partners screams had woken them up, from their bedroom, in their house, 250m away, and now this lady was on the beach screaming "What are you doing to her?"My partner tactlessly yelled back "Mind your own business".No sooner had we turned the lights out and the boat was awash with light...from the water police.Worst: Probably starfish silence.
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RHP User
6 years ago
Anal. I've tried anal yet only in relationships, it was nice yet not so enjoyable. Then I met a guy on here who I started playing with. He was very well endowed, much bigger than my hubby is. He asked me a few times if he could fuck my arse. After some consideration I thought why not, the thought of it actually turned me on. I met up with him one night when hubby was at work and agreed to have anal sex with him. Being very well hung it took a little to get use to yet it turned out to be the best anal sex I've ever had, if he didnt cum when he did I know I would have and I'd definitely do it again. Loved every second of it. The way he pounded me, how he gave me every inch and how deep he cum inside me was amazing.
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sherralee
6 years ago
Yes it happened and was a terrible experience. I had second thoughts about continuing with the lifestyle after the in incident. I was still reasonably new to it and just wanted fun without commitment. But then decided to hell with them. Their loss in losing me as a play mate. There are nice people/couples out there that understand and respect the lifestyle, why should I deny myself the pleasure of indulging because of a couple of bogans. I have formed friendships and happily acquired FWB’s and my circle is slowly growing. To hell with the norms of society and enjoy. Mind you, I’m very cautious now and vetting is crucial. All good 😜😜😜
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RHP User
6 years ago
I_Touch Thankyou for generating this moment of reflection. Three items from your list are closely connected for me. Age Difference - The lady was 18 and I was 67 - Most amazingly with it person I have met in a long time. Scholarship undergraduate with a list of things to experience who sought me out on another site. Always wanted an older guy and wanted to do the things she missed out on while focussing on studies during her college years. Car Sex - This lovely lady did not warn me but on our first evening date we were parked on the Headland when she initiated her first car sex experience - it was almost new for me also in that it had been 45 years since my last vehicular encounter. That night back at our unit was our last sexual meeting but we remain friends and meet regularly. Worst Moment - Recently met up with a 27 year old lady and after a few too many drinks (for her) she asked about age difference. When I told her about the lovely 18 year old lady she freaked out, started yelling paedophile and woke the neighbours as she staggered from the units - I suspect it was more than Jack Daniels contributing to her distressed state. Again, thankyou I_Touch for opening this topic - nothing like the heady mix of pain and pleasure memories to kick start a wonderful weekend. Ever adventurous, James
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RHP User
6 years ago
whats peoples best and worse online dating sites? this is good but only for the forums POF is good for messaging.....
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RHP User
6 years ago
My best first meet was a coffee at a shopping centre. After enjoying a coffee the tension was there but I had a suit I had to buy for a wedding that day. She offered to help me choose the suit. So after trying a couple on she came into the change room with 4 more choices. She helped me out of the first one I just had on before our lips were locked in a passionate kiss. The kiss started of soft sensual before our lips couldn't get enough of one another. Before I knew it she was on her knees taking my cock deep in her mouth. She was dripping wet and all I wanted to do was taste her and pleasure her. But she wouldn't let me. Finally we couldn't take it any longer and I pulled her up bent her over the seat and fucked her as quietly as we could.
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RHP User
6 years ago
The site needs funds to operate, hence upgrading to a paid membership enables you to message and see all the naughty pictures. I will eventually but just easing back in atm
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RHP User
6 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' The site needs funds to operate, hence upgrading to a paid membership enables you to message and see all the naughty pictures. I will eventually but just easing back in atm Oh i was wondering why my full frontal picture was not showing even though i set it to my main pic... I'm pretty new to all this.. the forums are really interesting reading but it frustrates me you cannot message one on one.. I guess that's how they make their business.. No problems.. will you message me once you are upgraded? Ha... one can only dream Whats everyone's plans for the evening?. I think thinking i may hit the town.. hopefully find a hot sexy 55 year old ;)
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RHP User
6 years ago
Hi babe
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RHP User
6 years ago
WTF...POF is the WORST site EVER for messaging. 1 - Messages are automatically deleted after a month, so if you are chatting with someone for longer than a month, all that history is gone. 2 - The censorship (only applying to males) is ridiculous. You may get a message saying "I would like to get naked with you".If you reply "naked would be good", you will get the "Message Sent" dialogue box but you Sent box will be empty, because it was deleted.It automatically deletes messages if it finds a prohibited word or phrase.For example "cocktail party" = delete, because it detected "cock". It drove me crazy for a long time before I figured out how to determine why a completely innocent message would not send.You have to send it one sentence at a time to find the sentence that is causing the fail, then try to figure out what word or phrase you need to change.Sometimes it is really hard to find and when you do, you say "What? Seriously? What is bad about that?"Of course the site administrators will not provide a list of banned words and mostly deny having any censorship at all. Women have no restriction at all and can say "fuck", "cunt", etc as much as they like.Whereas men can't say "friends with benefits", unless it is spelt "free ends with beanie fits"
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RHP User
6 years ago
Best: Would have be the time that my partner asked me "What's wrong?" and a replied "I just can't get over how beautiful you are". Next best would be a lady I dated exclusively for a year.She had a full mastectomy on one side and I loved her body. Worst was a few exaggaeraters.There was "Athletic" how could only really say that if you count sumo wrestlers as athletes.Another was "Slim", which related more to the size of her spare tyre, that that is being generous.
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RHP User
6 years ago
Vocal during sex:I addressed that under "Voice" Attire:Best: NakedWorst: Police uniform (real police) Car sex:Best: Too many to choose from.Funniest: Parked on a remote 4WD bus track, naked outside the van, partner lying legs spread with me head buried.A cyclist happened along and nearly clipped my arse as he passed on the narrow track.Afterthought: Music festival. Her on the bonnet with people passing through..."Excuse me", "Yeah sorry mate" LOL Worst:Head job on road trip."Yeah, yeah, I won't crash".Get into it and a log truck pulls out and cuts me off. "SHIT!", brake hard.Then a cop car does the same.Then a poorly signed road work "stop" sign.I could believe it.I had done that road sooo many times without any hassle and now I get 3 "brake hards" in a row.So i gave up on the BJ, pulled over and fucked instead. LOL
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EarthQueen
6 years ago
Best Unexpected He bought his guitar on the date and sang to me. So cute💕 It was Dakota - Stereophonics .
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RHP User
6 years ago
Best: as you place a kiss on the back of the neck during early foreplay and you can feel the goosebumps that you have given a lady. Best thing told in the corner of a pub with a woman that I just met. "Oh that was a panty wetting pash" Worst: once during drunken sex a partner was simulating with her tounge the sensitive area between my balls and butt hole with her tongue. All of a sudden I got a rouge finger straight in the butt hole for the first time ever without warning.
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RHP User
6 years ago
What’s her phone # ? 😜
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RHP User
6 years ago
I think women probably assume most men like some stimulation there, but an odd thing for her to do without gauging approval
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RHP User
6 years ago
My last comment was for seeking_desires
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RHP User
6 years ago
Slim spare tyres 😂 lmao
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RHP User
6 years ago
Well I'll plough through more of the list lol Most annoying and unexpected - actually there's a few 😁 but getting pulled up by the police for driving around a curb the wrong way at the beach. It was after midnight, not a soul around, and they were hiding in the bushes 😂 lights came on, damn. The guy I was meeting was waiting in the next carpark, had seen them and tried to warn me but I missed seeing his message. THEN they stayed watching us from a bit of a distance, ruined the first moments with that guy, until I turned around and stared them down. They left, and I received a $300 fine in the mail. Bastards 😠 They were probably just jealous 😉 Biggest cock - like a horse, and thick, the first vision nearly gave me s heart attack Smallest cock - I couldn't find it. Wait....🐒
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RHP User
6 years ago
That should be thread by itself.You could write a book on the funny and the good, bad and ugly things said. Where do you start? I will pick one as the Best and the Worst."I have never met a guy like you" Best: Obviously because it is an compliment, particularly coming from someone that was a working girl for 11 years in her youth. Worst: Because it typically heralds in a change in the relationship.The Ts&Cs of the relationship go out the window."It is all different now"Yep, it is. Now we have jealousy, possessiveness and the emotional rollercoaster to deal with. Hearing that in most of my relationships has taken me from being really surprised, thinking "Seriously? You must have made a lot of shit choices in partners" to just being very careful about who I date.It is amazing how many woman out there have never dated what I would consider to be just a normal guy.Maybe it's because all the normal guys are in normal relationships and are very happy with their partners.Hence, they are like hens teeth in the singles arena.
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RHP User
6 years ago
I'll just add my worst , mainly because of the final outcome. I persuaded a women off POF to have a drink on the beach with me , she said she had to drive so just a couple . Of course I bought two bottles to the party like any good sport would. Laid down a rug and and got to know each other , next thing you know the sun has disapeared and we were getting nasty on the beach . To my surprise she asked me to fist her , never been asked to do such a thing especially on a beach in public , so next thing I know I'm wrist deep in her vagina and I opened my hand inside , my nails must have scratched her and she let out an almighty Yelp. It kind of killed the mood so we decided to pack up and leave it to another day . We said our goodbyes and she jumped in her car , 3 mins later she text me to say she'd just been pulled over DUI , I felt a bit responsible but who turns up to a party with one bottle of wine . She lost her licence and text me to call me a pig . Ooppsy.
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RHP User
6 years ago
Touch, I think her mind was a bit blurry after a few wines before a stray finger. Obviously you can guess one of her favourite bedroom activities. Oh thinking of bad drunken experience. The first and only time I could not get it up arrrrrh. Luckily it was taken well. I am sure a lot men and women can relate to that dreeded moment
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RHP User
6 years ago
The very reason I want them sober, no drugs, no alcohol. I met a guy one night who was taking forever to arrive. I tried to cancel because it went past midnight, he kept giving different excuses. In the end I called him and could hear the pub noise in the background. Turned out he had an attack of nerves and thought a few drinks would help. I stupidly still met him and yep, kept going soft. He had also lost physical fitness and wasn't as his pictures showed, but combined, his confidence was down. It was the most disgusting sexual encounter I've had. Never again
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RHP User
6 years ago
You both drove after that much wine? Not cool
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RHP User
6 years ago
You need to be more careful with your choices. If they seem a bit weird or fucked up, they usually are
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RHP User
6 years ago
More not as emotionally mature as they think they are.
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RHP User
6 years ago
Haha touch this topic has jogged a few memorable and funny moments. One last one would be actually seeing/making a woman squirt. I did no if it was real or not. A woman 22 years older then me. To cut a long story short since that occasion I am always suspicious if I see a used bath towel or towels anywhere near a lounge :)
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RHP User
6 years ago
Best: I got propositioned while walking back to my hotel around sunrise in Bali.I politely declined (thinking "Ladyboys")Before i knew it, they dragged me to the side of the street and one pulled down her pants to show that she was all lady.The other one pulled down my pants and started sucking cock while the first one, now bare boobed too, guided my hand between her legs.No sooner had they got me rock solid and they were gone.And so was my phone. Oops...Got me.I got ripped off.But my hard on was impossible to hide, in my loose Bali pants, and persisted all the way back to the hotel and through the lobby. Worst:As I said earlier and seeking_desires also mentioned...the overzealous finger.
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RHP User
6 years ago
This is another Best and Worst rolled into one. A former partner used to fit, like she had Tourette syndrome, when she got sexually excited.Sometimes it was a scream, sometimes it was muscle spasm and it was only when she thought of me.It didn't even require touching, just a look or voice would set her off.Her own grown children had never seen it and when they did, like at the cinema or a dinner, they would say "Mum, What the hell was that?"She would fob it off a back problem, nerve pinch or such. It was an incredible feeling to have that affect on another person.However, it was also a problem, because she couldn't control it, other than trying to channel it.For example, if she was driving and a spasm might cause a crash, she would scream or laugh as loud as possible.Usually it meant me having to find whatever was in her hand at the time, phone, glasses, remote, etc. Just to be clear, it did not happen during sex.I twas more like when the brain switches from not thinking about anything sexual to having a sexy thought, a giant spark went off in her head. I have never heard or seen anything like it.
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RHP User
6 years ago
I will tell you later.
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RHP User
6 years ago
Must be a wild kinky woman who wants to play
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RHP User
6 years ago
I'm going to do a worst Worst atm as commenting through messaging how it's no wonder I'm so busy with the time I spend on the forum. Seripusly, two of them now within days of each other. I was tut tutted when I was married for everything, the way I talked, the amount I talked lol, the volume of my voice, my lateness, everything, nothing was ever good enough. The glass was always half empty in his eyes. He couldn't see what was right in front of his eyes. A little encouragement would have had me being the confident person I am now, but that never came. I will never again allow any man to make me feel lesser or question myself
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RHP User
6 years ago
It is not gender specific.Let's make the following amendment. I will never again allow anyone to make me feel lesser or question myself. That is for all of us.
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RHP User
6 years ago
Best (recent):I had a date with someone who's profile didn't strike me as being that appealing (not my type).We met Friday arvo, talked about Everything, connected, went back to her place and I left Monday arvo (she had her first day off ever).Yes, it was virtually non stop sex, but that is not the point. The connection and alignment was amazing, on a social level, and I had so many social experiences that literally changed me forever.She was one of those people that come into your life and leave an eternal mark, in a good way, and will always be special. Worst:Abusive reply.I am guessing that we have all had our fair share of them.
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RHP User
6 years ago
Hit it out of the park:(Previously referenced) When my ex-wife left me for a woman I said "Great. You found what you want and I am now free to pursue what I want"(True story, we never stopped being close friends) I wanted to do everything that I had imagined and knew would never happen because I was married and wouldn't cheat.Fortunately, circumstances prevailed which allowed me to do just that and I explored sexuality to the point of feeling that I ticked all the boxes (bucket list done).I was ready for a serious relationship again. What ensued went far beyond imagination.I will refrain from elaboration, because it would be "War and Peace" to write.Suffice to say "Hit it out of the park" seems like a euphemism and yet it is literally true.When you consider "The park" to be the boundary of what we know, "Hit it out of the park" becomes going to somewhere that you didn't know existed. Failed miserably:Getting a date on RHP.Not strictly accurate, but few and far between.
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RHP User
6 years ago
For me it is gender specific 😉
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RHP User
6 years ago
Interesting reflecting back on how we are fresh out of a long marriage. Like a horse race, come out of the gates pumped up ready to take on the world, or in my case Perth's finest haha I think from what I've read, it's not uncommon to come full circle, arriving back wanting more than just sex. Or wanting more to enhance sex is probably a better way of putting it
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RHP User
6 years ago
Hello I’m new here
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RHP User
6 years ago
Nice
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RHP User
6 years ago
I’m new here
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RHP User
6 years ago
No one “makes” you feel anything. It’s a choice you make.
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RHP User
6 years ago
I agree
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RHP User
6 years ago
I once climbed into a ceiling space and had sex on an ironing board that I took up thier for that purpose.... does that even count? Meh...
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RHP User
6 years ago
I was surprised that my age didn't go up on my birthday.However, now, the next day, it has gone up (automatically)
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RHP User
6 years ago
Quoting 'hoffield2020' I’m new here You're 18 lol and I'm 25 😉
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RHP User
6 years ago
Happy Birthday. Sorry I missed it on the day. Life has been crazy, but did you have a good birthday?
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RHP User
6 years ago
Thanks Touch.Busy here too.When I finally got to chill time, I spent all night on the phone.Good to chat up though.Still got a few well wisher replies to catch up on.Glad you reminded me.
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RHP User
6 years ago
haHAhHa laughed so hard, 18 years old, you are pretty confident 💪🏾
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RHP User
6 years ago
Could be albino. but the white goatee doesn't match the dark eye brows.Maybe he dyes his goatee white to get more respect or to avoid getting asked for ID when he goes out.
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RHP User
6 years ago
I laughed so hard when I saw that 😂
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RHP User
6 years ago
Ok... best and worse or the top things that turn you on and off Turns ons 1. Number one for me is Age. Sounds crazy but the older the better and more of a turn on for me. Over 40 is hot, over 45 is hotter and over 50 is hottest. Couple that with an age difference is huge. Again the bigger age difference, the more of a turn on 2. Sexual energy and dirtiness. Something about a women wanting to fuck rather than “make love” is a massive turn on. Being ready to rip clothes of anywhere and at any time. Constantly being wet and ready to go. Prefect women ☺️ 3. Sex acts: ok, I have equal two here. One I have experienced and the other not, but it’s still a massive turn on. Deepthroating number one. It’s not just the feeling but the thought of it as well. There is a point where it goes from the back of the month to down the throat. That tipping point is the best. It’s not common and only a few talented can do it, but those with that talent are awesomeness. Two - A squirter - unfortunately I have never had the opportunity with one and know they are a rare breed, however I bet it’s the most fun. The fact they are that horny is in itself a turn on. Can only imagine the taste and smell. One day I’ll have it over my body and mouth. Yum 4. Sex position: squatting cowgirl on a couch. The best fun. 5. Openmindess. Had to think about that one but someone who can be open minded enough to try new things or understand a situation that they may not always be accustom to a situation 6. Reading RHP can also be turn on Turn offs: 1. Bad body odor or hygiene. Ahh yuck 2. Massively overweight people. I know that sounds judgemental but it’s a turn off for me so please don’t judge. 3. Bullies that need to put people down to cheer themselves up 4. Hairy downstairs or under arms. I’m sorry but that is just gross these days. I want to be able to find it and how are you meant to work a clit with your tongue if there is a bunch of hair in the way
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Mask_007
6 years ago
I love those people that have these gorgeous pictures at the profile and you meet the at first wowww they don't look a bit like those pictures... hahahahaha... I absolutely think is hilarious, a false advertising... hahahahahahahahahaha...
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