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Anything and Everything!
March 14 2015
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Any_Whichway' To all the lovely devoted mums today. Hope you have a great day. Xx ...and a special thought for the single Mum's out there. You rock.I know what it's like, my Mum was single for some time when I was young.
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RHP User
11 years ago
now I have a craving for Reeses peanut butter cups thanks to Meander's thread.....think I might need to make a trip to a Night Owl...
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RHP User
11 years ago
You beat me to it. Just got home from late breakfast and coffee with my amazing mum who loves me for me. Happy Mothers day all you wonderful and beautiful mums out there
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RHP User
11 years ago
I's got my bitch on today! Trying very hard to rein it in. >:-)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Good reading for a change. Though I didn't read he has fucked the missus or that he isn't single.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Any_Whichway' To all the lovely devoted mums today. Hope you have a great day. Xx Thanks Annie :-)Glad you didn't go away for to longCheers
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Thankyou. Maybe good on one hand but sad on the other. Lasted more than a day though. That 25 th hour was a real bitch. Im stuck here..........
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RHP User
11 years ago
Starting to become a bit more active on RHP again. What should I do for my profile pic. fyi - can't do face pic Dick picCock hard in underpants picBody pic
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RHP User
11 years ago
Having met you, I personally think you can do much better than that cock shot. Apart from the fact that I don't like them I think the quality is... not good. Just my opinion of course. If you think your cock is representative of you, at least check out Critiquemydickpic on Tumblr.
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Looking at your profile shot there....... Standout from the rest-simples..... Pair of black rimmed glasses over the old boy. It looks like a long nose then. Perhaps a bit lipstick/pencil underneath for a bit of a smile. Bit brow pencil above the glasses. Be creative. Groucho marx style? Looking forward to seeing it.......
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RHP User
11 years ago
For you men who like lingerie (and women who like to see their men in it), check out the Brisbane based site HommeMystere, for stuff designed just for you!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Thanks for the honest feedback :) fyi i dont think my cock is representative of who I am. It's my penis haha. But when thrown into a sea of other profiles - having a cock that is... cough* different - makes up for not being a surfing demi god.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Any_Whichway' Looking at your profile shot there....... Standout from the rest-simples..... Pair of black rimmed glasses over the old boy. It looks like a long nose then. Perhaps a bit lipstick/pencil underneath for a bit of a smile. Bit brow pencil above the glasses. Be creative. Groucho marx style? Looking forward to seeing it....... lol
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RHP User
11 years ago
If you're suggesting your cock is huge (I'm finding it hard to tell with the odd angles), just hold it next to a can of Lynx or a TV remote.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Klondike'fyi i dont think my cock is representative of who I am. It's my penis haha. But when thrown into a sea of other profiles - having a cock that is... cough* different - makes up for not being a surfing demi god. ...then, you dont need to lead with what doesnt reprsent you. Every bloke offering up a cock shot.... thinks theirs is... different/special/more important.... than the next ! And what you think of it.... isnt necessarily the same as what your target "market" think of it. This has been covered many times.Far more women have commented that they dont like dick photos, than do.... so why alienate the majority of people before you even begin!! Whether in here, or beyond RHP..... You will always need to use your brain to express your communication skills.... way before what is in your pants that you think is special..... gets out onto the stage. DG
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RHP User
11 years ago
ATD: At The Doctor’s BFF: Best Friend Farted BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CGU: Can’t Get Up CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW: Forgot Where I Was FYI: For Your Indigestion; Found Your Insulin GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! GHA: Got Heartburn Again GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In GOML: Get Off My Lawn GTG: Got To Groan HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement IMHMO: In My HMO IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? JK: Just Kvetching LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out LOL: Living On Lipitor LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On MGAD: My Grandson’s A Doctor MILTF: Meal I’d Like To Forget OMG: Ouch, My Groin!; Oye, My Grandchildren! OMMR: On My Massage Recliner OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas. PIMP: Pooped In My Pants ROFL CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing, and Can’t Get Up RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money? SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop STCNFG: Senior Texting Code Not Working SUS: Speak Up, Sonny TGIF: Thank Goodness It’s Four (Four O’Clock - Early Bird Special) TTYL: Talk To You Louder WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? WIWYA: When I Was Your Age WTF: Wet The Furniture; What’s Today’s Fish? WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again WTP: Where’s The Prunes? WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
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RHP User
11 years ago
FWIW for a moment
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RHP User
11 years ago
A message this morning where I got called darlin'. Not a first message though so it doesn't count, but nice try. 😉
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RHP User
11 years ago
It is an arrogant and a "here we go" type statement - but yeh, it's just the way it is. Like a girl with big boobs, I don't really care. @Mischievouslad - couples are my main audience, couples are generally more inclined to want to see what they are getting, (in my experience). I've found the opposite with singles - but they aren't my target audience. I'll take a little bit overyones advice. I will put the pic up tomorrow. Cheers, x
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RHP User
11 years ago
NO !
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RHP User
11 years ago
Good lord ... "Blanchett reveals her bisexual past" I feel giddy.
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Seachange73
11 years ago
It was wonderful to receive a conciliatory message from someone when things got out of hand for some unknown reason. It shows how big his heart is in extending the Olive branch. I do welcome such a wonderful gesture. Thank you.
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Inthekiss. Here for a short time, funny as fuck and pffttt.... Her posting style seemed familiar...........
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RHP User
11 years ago
Just came across one of my favourite shows I had forgotten about. 'Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law' Hilarious adult take on the Hanna Barbera characters, well worth a look and a crack up
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'm getting a bit tired of you swooping in disappearing again before we even have a chance to respond to you. :-/
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RHP User
11 years ago
Aka Tuscan Red.Lady Tuscan,Medusa..she'll be bahhhk 😀😀xxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
Freya nice impersonation of the female terminator
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RHP User
11 years ago
I can't stay mad at her. ;-)
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Damn you... xxx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Big hugs to you. That is sad news I miss my old cat that passed a few years back
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RHP User
11 years ago
So sorry to hear that...I know how hard it is to lose a furry family member
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RHP User
11 years ago
Bleedin' typo
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RHP User
11 years ago
Homme Mystere ... Well, I'm really not sure about the C-string. Can anyone sample and report back. I need a full brief (eh emm)
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MsJonesy
11 years ago
That's sad. Thinking of you. When a family member of so long is gone it is very hard. hugs
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RHP User
11 years ago
Big bear hug.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'm talking about the Age is only a number thread...I first saw it before it got any replies, then I got quite a few before going viral. Now I can't find it at all.I'm guessing it went pear shaped and consigned to the cyber garbage.
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RHP User
11 years ago
is anyone hard or wet about the budget?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Sorry...but not into this cold thing, much prefer the heat of summer!
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RHP User
11 years ago
It's still there..xxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
Does this get anyone hard or wet? Joe Hockey announces.. "So I announce, that from 7:30pm tonight, small business can claim an immediate tax deduction for each and every item they purchase up to $20,000.From tonight, it can be instantly written off to reduce your tax liability."
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RHP User
11 years ago
these template piss poor useless prick bred template profiles needed a good template message to approach with....what ya'll think?? Hi there thanks for stopping by on my profile. I loved reading your profile; it sent a shiver down my spine...especially how you wrote "I'm not giving you my life story on here" which is really attractive to me as I'm sure we can write our life story together. I wanna get married; buy a house; look after you and all your kids....errr...btw how many do you have?? I even want to meet your parents; even if they're no longer here with us....my condolences if they have by the way.. So...apart from that...do you like stuff?? I have lots of stuff at the moment and am thinking about starting a school for drop kicks, losers and yobbos just like myself...btw does it matter I only have 3 teeth?? Oh and my ex wife is my second cousin which is a grey area...but I still think she's pretty hot... Cheers, Xyzprofile PS. I would love to move in as soon as possible as I have no job and I smoke icecream. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'sir_stir' these template piss poor useless prick bred template profiles needed a good template message to approach with....what ya'll think?? Hi there thanks for stopping by on my profile. I loved reading your profile; it sent a shiver down my spine...especially how you wrote "I'm not giving you my life story on here" which is really attractive to me as I'm sure we can write our life story together. I wanna get married; buy a house; look after you and all your kids....errr...btw how many do you have?? I even want to meet your parents; even if they're no longer here with us....my condolences if they have by the way.. So...apart from that...do you like stuff?? I have lots of stuff at the moment and am thinking about starting a school for drop kicks, losers and yobbos just like myself...btw does it matter I only have 3 teeth?? Oh and my ex wife is my second cousin which is a grey area...but I still think she's pretty hot... Cheers, Xyzprofile PS. I would love to move in as soon as possible as I have no job and I smoke icecream. - Posted from rhpmobile Personally i think you have done your head in sir_stir Have you ever thought about yoga for stress relief?
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RHP User
11 years ago
stir... TEMPLATE ? And I thought I was special getting that message from you... 😄 Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Possum,why are you reading male profiles?..😊xxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
cos...errr...I lost a bet!!! Lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'want_this_hmm' is anyone hard or wet about the budget? So much for the "budget emergency" now we have the "SOS" budget. "save our seats"
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RHP User
11 years ago
bahahahaha - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'm back! *waving hello to everyone* I managed to stay away for just on two weeks before the siren song of the fora lured me back in lol. I've missed you guys and gals! Astrild (fka Elle67)
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precious142
11 years ago
Missed you too.......hope all good with you We lunching (Events page) Tuesday (usual place) and Blackwidow will be in town....come along for a laugh and drinkxx
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Seachange73
11 years ago
after so much acting like a lounge lizard while I was away for 3+ weeks of stressful work overseas, I have not had the opportunity nor energy to do exercises and no gym was nearby where I was bilitted to motivate me. so will all the work lunches, dinners/drinks and karaoke (all in the name of work of course ), i have promised myself to go on a cleansing diet and back to a regimented exercise program. I have piled 5kgs in 3 weeks!!! Day 4 and am so pleased with results. lost a dress size day 3. on the way to lose another dress size in day 5. I just want to fit right back in my old clothes.... but it darn hard work being the stairmaster bitch and running for 30-40mins everyday on top of100s of squats, sit-ups, leglifts, weights and lunges. but the progress is making me feel good to be back.
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Seachange73
11 years ago
my fav rocky road or double choc mudcake ice cream.... Delayed gratification is certainly a learned underrated attribute. I see why it is so hard for some to practice as temptations abound.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'lilyorchid' after so much acting like a lounge lizard while I was away for 3+ weeks of stressful work overseas, I have not had the opportunity nor energy to do exercises and no gym was nearby where I was bilitted to motivate me. so will all the work lunches, dinners/drinks and karaoke (all in the name of work of course ), i have promised myself to go on a cleansing diet and back to a regimented exercise program. I have piled 5kgs in 3 weeks!!! Day 4 and am so pleased with results. lost a dress size day 3. on the way to lose another dress size in day 5. I just want to fit right back in my old clothes.... but it darn hard work being the stairmaster bitch and running for 30-40mins everyday on top of100s of squats, sit-ups, leglifts, weights and lunges. but the progress is making me feel good to be back. Sexorcise lilyorchid, sexorcise will get you back!
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Seachange73
11 years ago
Quoting 'want_this_hmm' Sexorcise lilyorchid, sexorcise will get you back! i can only do so much on my own.... . what is a poor wee woman like meself to do?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Leggings weather has finally arrived up here
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RHP User
11 years ago
Awesome photo. Love it.
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RHP User
11 years ago
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
50z's been hung out to dry.......
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On_Safari
11 years ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3loy0EG4uQ
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RHP User
11 years ago
I know most of you are probably freezing, but I just need to whinge about the worst sunburn since my stupid teen years. Fuck my back hurts. No touching!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'SimonDoes' I know most of you are probably freezing, but I just need to whinge about the worst sunburn since my stupid teen years. Fuck my back hurts. No touching! I know you said no touching your back, but do you mind if we touch your cock?
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RHP User
11 years ago
So no slapping you on the back Simon in a blokey way?...I am soo looking forward to freezing..Rugging up..Lovinit has already packed her extensive beanie collection...any chance of snow in Melbourne on the weekend ?😘xx
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MsJonesy
11 years ago
There will be glorious sunshine all weekend down in Melb... we're turning on the best for all our visitors! Overnight temps will be bracing (Melbourne speak for freezing) but jim jams and/or a sleeping partner should sort that out
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting RHP editor: "There has been much discussed about the authenticity of this verified couple profile and one member has written into us about it. That person did not provide a link to where the profile photo was found elsewhere online but when reverse image searched, nothing came up." I did another search after seeing this and the reason the wife kept popping up on different pages is because she is linked to several MySpace profiles. She is by all appearances one person though. Seems I was wrong and I apologise sincerely. I'm sorry. I do hope the OP is aware her full name (and that of their child) is readily available on social media.
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RHP User
11 years ago
about a woman who posted a man's photo to social media calling him out as a pervert for taking photos of her kids, when he was actually taking a selfie of himself. It reminded me of what happened in the afore mentioned thread. I worry about the lynch mob mentality I see on here sometimes. 👎🏻 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Quoting RHP editor: "There has been much discussed about the authenticity of this verified couple profile and one member has written into us about it. That person did not provide a link to where the profile photo was found elsewhere online but when reverse image searched, nothing came up." I did another search after seeing this and the reason the wife kept popping up on different pages is because she is linked to several MySpace profiles. She is by all appearances one person though. Seems I was wrong and I apologise sincerely. I'm sorry. I do hope the OP is aware her full name (and that of their child) is readily available on social media. It's only fair you get punishment now meander.... I'll let you decide on your punishment.
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
My apologies to the OP of that thread. Im always happy to when wrong. And still happy to take care of the wife whilst he is "out"
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RHP User
11 years ago
I will let Annie decide what punishment is appropriate for me.
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On_Safari
11 years ago
Atleast the majority is front and centre though unlike some of the more clandestine sly rumours that are whispered behind the scenes to destroy friendships or create a false picture of someone to suit someone else's agenda. It's sad really but all too often a human trait and if the individual is unaware of it until it's too late there's not much can be done to remedy the situation. (Shrugs) some people and their motivations are just ...... disturbing.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' I will let Annie decide what punishment is appropriate for me. who is this Annie you speak of?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Still a terrible one, but at least it isn't misguiding. On another note - someone should make another anything & everything thread. :_)
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
I will post something here shortly. Just fine tuning something. The time will fit the crime....haha
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
That would be me. Stay tuned.
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Wtf is going on there? Where are the specs? And why would you want to start a new thread? Whats wrong with this one?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Klondike' Still a terrible one, but at least it isn't misguiding. On another note - someone should make another anything & everything thread. :_) Someone should because... I agree about your pic though!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Gawd... I apparently don't even cook a boiled egg properly. I need a boyfriend who will exchange nightly cooking for sexual favours.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'On_Safari' Atleast the majority is front and centre though unlike some of the more clandestine sly rumours that are whispered behind the scenes to destroy friendships or create a false picture of someone to suit someone else's agenda. It's sad really but all too often a human trait and if the individual is unaware of it until it's too late there's not much can be done to remedy the situation. (Shrugs) some people and their motivations are just ...... disturbing. Ha! There are definite mind and game players here.... even some that always like to come across holier than thou! Hahaha. I am totally out of the loop these days. I have had relationships go pear shaped because of people playing games behind the scene and I was too naive. Not any longer!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Klondike' Still a terrible one, but at least it isn't misguiding. On another note - someone should make another anything & everything thread. :_) I think I have met you? But thought I would point out that I haven't been able to see any of your pics. So I don't know.
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
okay.Punishment from the recent foray into the Cheating Thread. A. 50Z has paid the ultimate price, losing his Instant Posting Privileges for comments made. 1 minutes silence. He is the sacrificial lamb......B. Meander is the sacrificial virgin for penance (hold the laughter, let's pretend, because there are no virgins amongst us). Meanders punishment-: 1. Punishment is from midnight tonight until midnight saturday. ( this coincides with the Melb meet and greet for conversation sake)2. Meander must post at least once on every new thread that appears on "recent topics" (5 off at a time) during this period3. Every post that she makes must be of a positive nature on either the OP, the subject thread or fellow posters.4. Other posters may make negative posts (within the rules of the forum)against her post and she has the right of reply but her reply must be of a positive nature against those.5. If her posts are deemed to be of a negative nature, then her penance will be extended by 24 hrs for each one. Think carefully Meander before pressing the post button.6. Judges will be Want_this_mmm, Tisonlyi and myself. Any 2 judges agreeing that it is a negative post will extend the period by 24 hours7. Meander is banned from using Reverse Google for this period.8. Meander will need to have the 5 topics in "Recent Posts" covered prior to midnight tonight/Any questions Meander?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Why did 50zCool loose instant posting?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Klondike' Still a terrible one, but at least it isn't misguiding. On another note - someone should make another anything & everything thread. :_) *ahem* critiquemycock is currently on leave so she has asked if I can "fill in" for her, excuse the french. indeed it's a new pic, and somewhat less intrusive like the long nose picture you had up before. The lighting while somewhat bright allows the visualisation of the sink basin to wholly capture your penis. That i'm afraid is all you have got right in this picture, the lighting. The idea of cutting off the base of the shoe gives the visualiser looking at the photo to extrapolate the length of the penis, however this attempt has failed. The visualiser can easily realise that where the photo is cut off is exactly the point where your base of your cock of measurement is, not beyond. Yours Truly, Critiquemycock
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Why did 50zCool loose instant posting? You need to ask him. I'm not going there.......
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RHP User
11 years ago
In other words, just business as usual? I'm ok with that.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'want_this_hmm' Quoting 'Meander' I will let Annie decide what punishment is appropriate for me. who is this Annie you speak of? People don't so much as speak about Annie the whisper about for fear she may hear them......but you did ask so I'll go out on a limb.*fools rush in where angels fear to tread*Annie...is the Wicked Witch of Anywhere That's all the hint you get from me
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
You speak of little ol me?
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Cant wait to see your positive posts....... I'll get the vomit bucket out.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Wouldn't mind betting most of boil eggs wrong according to master chef. Funny thing is they probably still taste the same
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Any_Whichway' Cant wait to see your positive posts....... I'll get the vomit bucket out. ha! This could be a challenge.
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Has lost ALL posting privileges. We wont be hearing from him at all.....
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RHP User
11 years ago
Wow sounds super serious. Can't believe I missed the entire blow up or what ever it was.
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Can't message you but can you message me?
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On_Safari
11 years ago
Meander must mispell or incorrectly use a word/grammar in the title of every post. 😈
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
those that dont read this thread wont know wtf is going on with Meanders gushjng posts.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Being positive and gushing are different things, yes? I gotta defer my punishment and bow out for a bit. Between saying goodbye to a close friend, my dog being ill and my brother bordering on being suicidal I haven't got it in me to be positive right now. See you soon x
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
You need to like Meanders posts if you think they are positive enough. She's done 4 so far. Squirting to go...
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Sorry to hear. All the best with it all and good luck.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Any_Whichway' You need to like Meanders posts if you think they are positive enough. She's done 4 so far. Squirting to go... I don't know, i think meander is going through abit at the moment. Lets postpone punishment and when she gets back, we'll give her good punishment! We'll tie her up to bed, and give her 5 hunky hung guys. The rest is history...
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RHP User
11 years ago
I think I now have instant posting, I thought you had to ask for that?
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RHP User
11 years ago
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'unicorn99' I think I now have instant posting, I thought you had to ask for that? It just showed up one day. Anyway, will be good to see your "instant" thoughts around the place.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Thinking if you... hope everything works out ok xoxo
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