Had a great date with this gorgeous guy, everything went really well so we headed back to his place for some fun. He has a dog, so I suggest that we shut the bedroom door while we're getting busy. He assures me that the dog will just sit in her basket and we won't even notice it's there.

He has me bent over on all fours, we're going hell for leather and then the dog starts barking and jumps on the bed and starts licking us. We both broke out into hysterics and couldn't stop laughing. Definitely killed the mood.