I'd been trying to shag a friend of a mates gf for weeks. Then one weekend we all took the jet skis out to a dam, kind of glamping it in Dongas. After a few drinks we went inside and locked ourselves in while everyone else was drinking on the veranda outside the window.
Eventually I was in her and pounding her good and proper, not long into it the slats on the bed broke and we went crashing on the floor. Letting everyone know we were ok she was now a little hesitant to continue.
I convinced her that we couldn't fall any further and it'd actually be better as the bed wouldn't creak or make noise. So once again I slipped inside her and went for my life, she was bucking and moaning...so I thought. She was gasping and moaning something, which I was thought "oh my god, oh my god". But once she had stopped moving and I noticed her face, she was actually gasping for air and saying "my bag, my bag".
Turns out she was having an asthma attack and needed her ventolin.