Sex party prep ends in stitches!

After a recent return to group play, hubby and I were thrilled to secure tickets to OSS' Pendulum Party! We knew it was the perfect bi event for him to introduce me into the world of sex clubs and next level orgies, having full trust in his previous experience in these larger settings. Our week was busy with focused preparation including lots of conversations, sharing lists of scenarios we wanted to be involved in (turns out we are on the same page with our wild imaginations), multiple matching outfit modelling and a bunch of sex.

Fast forward to the hours building up to the event, hubby is going through his last minute personal hygiene routine and notices an ingrown hair on the lower side of his penis, near the base of the shaft. He proceeds to pluck a ridiculously long hair out, only to have it turn out to be attached to scar tissue from using two cock rings that created tearing between them. I hear him scream out and rush into the bathroom to see him covered in blood with a hole in his cock! Following a very understandable state of shock (for us both), we ended up in the hospital ED, multiple doctor reviews resulted in 5 stitches in his penis, doctor's orders to only use it for peeing for the following 10 days and no more cock rings!

Urologists instructions then put us into even more of a shocked state, explaining that using cock rings and certain sex positions can actually snap your dick, and sometimes the penis can be permanently broken!!!

After picking my jaw up off the floor, I had the realisation that universal timing saved my man's favourite body part (I'm a big fan myself), and if we had of gone through with our multiple plans for the party, he could have quite possibly broken himself forever! Happy to report despite the doctor giving the impossible instructions not to get an erection until the stitches are removed, his beautiful member got hard without pain once the anaesthetics wore off (can you hear that massive sigh of relief?).

Be careful using cock rings, as the doctor said, manmade items will always win over the human body. Thankfully hubby's pain levels were low, and the doctor did a fantastic job stitching his manhood back together.

Besides the trauma, concern and FOMO, my brain was on fire with inappropriate jokes and thankfully it wasn't too soon to voice them. Think along the lines of "this isn't how I imagined your penis to be in the spotlight", "nowhere near close as to how I envisioned people playing with your privates tonight", "I thought your cock might be a bit exhausted at 1am, but I didn't think it would be medically numb", "this is the wrong audience playing with your penis here".

Needless to say, we'll be super prepared for the next OSS Pendulum Party, with an orgasmic energy set to fulfil fantasies and create mind-blowing memories!

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