I scream, you scream, we all scream for...

Well here I am minding my own business in the aisle of frozen vegetables.

Lo and behold I grab a packet of peas not only because I love peas but I am a little sore from yesterday's escapades. It also provides a nice little memory of what actually entailed... Let me tell you about it my day before.

Yesterday, at the super market I happened to be in this exact same spot (ok it might have been a few doors down where the ice cream section was!), but here I am contemplating vienetta or paddle pops for dessert.

Suddenly, an attractive, buxom, 40? year old lady opens the door before me and selects. She chooses and I can't help myself....

Enquiring, I ask, "what is ice creams favourite day of the week?" She asks rather blandly "what?" I reply with a cheeky grin "Sundae"

She laughs, a throaty chuckle and her eyes twinkle with appreciation. Nice work.

I go again, as I know I have a good chance here "what was the ice creams favourite pick up line?"

"What" she eagerly says?

"Wanna lick me?!"

Again, the right result, an even better laugh and she readjusts her imaginary strand of stray hair.

Next thing I know dear readers I'm strutting out of the supermarket with "Ice creams" phone number feeling rather chuffed with myself.

I text her when I'm back in the car and write "Dear 'I scream,' you made me melt in the frozen section, you need to throw away the proverbial paddle(pops) and cum play with me ;)"

A little corny I realise, but a guys gotta have a go!

Next minute I receive a "kiss" 😘 message and I'm grateful. I have her real number and an opening. I drive away even more satisfied. I love shopping.

2 minutes down the road I receive a text "what's doing now, I think you are "udderly" hot, let's dance" - it's a bit "dad jokey", but I who am I to judge, started it!

I pull over and I'm prepared to now throw out my ice creams and text "there is a park nearby with some lovely trees and soft grass, hungry for my cream x"

"Yes"

It's on, after she has directions she comes up to me and pushes me aggressively against the tree. Mind you, I'm a decent size guy and she is smaller but her aggression turns me on no end! She is wearing only jean shorts, a simple white t shirt and a sports bra. "What lays beneath" I ask myself silently and eagerly?

Again, she pushes me up against the big old oak tree. She grabs my own shirt and scrunches it, pulling me close now and passionately kisses. No rest for the wicked, her mouth smells like honey and cream, maybe it's just my imagination, or maybe she just had a golden gay time, but boy was I turned on!

We kiss for only 30 seconds and she pulls my shirt over my head and rubs her hands over my body in appreciation. It's nice, I don't have a six pack, but I take care of myself. She grabs my hair, gets in real tight to my ear and licks and lashes generously. She is horny as fuck and me? I have a boner that could hold up a 6 man tent.

Neck minute, my neck is the next target, sucking and biting. Hurts a little, i know it will leave marks and I feel 16 again, but Fuck it, I don't care. She is hot, horny and hell bent on getting what she wants. Me like.

Her hand grabs my cock and she pulls hard. She has a right and tight grip and nods assuredly and pauses for 3 seconds. Doesn't say a word but gives me the wink and i know I have her approval. She is fucking wet and I don't even have to check yet.

She lets go and pushes me again. She now vocalisies what she wants "fuck me ice cream man, this time don't joke just pretend I'm your cow and milk me dry"

Does a bloke need a written invitation? no party fans, the invitation is her on all 4 fours and quicker than you can you say "sprinkles on top" her jeans shorts are off and so am i.

No underwear on her part? No worries. A beautiful clit, a little bit 'outy and pouty' and a nice natural blonde tint to her pubic hair. I tease her with a little, rubbing and goading with the end of my cock, I know this will make her angry as I know she wants it now but I can't help myself. She cries out, "fuck me now, fuck me hard." She actually reaches around and grabs it tight, the blood to my cock is ready to burst and if I wasn't hard before, I am now hard as Dwaynes Johnson (the Rock) now! Wrestling fans, I'm on it and need no further tomfoolery! In and out I go, she is moaning like a banshee and I look around and see no one. Ok that's a lie, there is a couple about 100 metres away holding hands but fuck it, we are pretty well hidden and what are they going to do? be the fun police and stop these primal urges?!

I'm actually pretty close, pretty quick. This girl has me harder than I have been for some time and just before I explode, she knows it. She reaches back and and grabs it tighter than a virgins snatch and looks me cold in the eye. "You cum boy and I'll destroy you". I don't. With all the willpower of a Buddhist monk, I close my eyes, take 5 deep breaths and regain my composure. I think of my dead grandmother , I think of maths equations, I do anything to hold off and keep this going. I got this and I really do. I re enter with a renewed aggression and fucking stallion mode kicks in.

Oh shit, her pussy starts to become like a swamp (ok a lovely looking swamp scented with lilies) and she moans and then even wails. It is fucking hot as fuck. I glance around the couple from before, but they are nowhere to be seen and I focus. My eyes, my ears, my body and my attention to detail in pleasuring this woman is second to none. If I say so myself, the effort is exquisite.....she comes. She comes with gusto. She cums with glory. Her back is glistening with sweat and her hair is all over the place. I fucking love it and now I feel like I am in a position of strength. Her hair is now pulled like a choke and I then my hands hold her gorgeous melon like arse cheeks and I squeeze and use my thumbs to indent and massage and fuck in sync.

"Stellar performance my man" I say to myself. The whole time her arse is convulsing, I can feel her clit having a fit and her breasts are wriggling in all directions. It's my turn now. I pull out and flip her on the grass. She looks at me shocked how easily I handle her and as her eyes are lolled back I fuck her missionary, but only about 20 strokes in, I have to go (all the while she is moaning still), i pull out again and squirt baby squirt. It's over her pussy, over her breasts and some land on her chin. What she does next is ever so cute. She tries to use her tongue to taste the cum on her chinny chin chin but it's not long enough. So being the gentleman that I am , I wipe it from her chin and wipe in her mouth. Geez I am generous. I then wipe all my jizz over her belly like sunscreen and apply evenly. We don't want tan lines. Plus, I'm only thinking of her skin glowing afterwards ☺️ she will thank me later when she catches her breath.

I wipe my brow. I wipe the hair from her face (again, a gentleman) and after some deep breaths by both of us, I open my eyes and take in my surroundings again. I see the couple from before. Fuck.

But.........They are standing there in their underwear now and kissing passionately.

They ask ever so breathlessly "may we join?"

The answer.....fuck yes!!!