M63
your RHP limerics please..
December 28 2008
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RHP User
17 years ago
little red engine wants some limerics. from us to get RHP kudos with ticks. I think this is all rather silly, Shall I have another billy? Yes with some more pussy and pricks. Its not a dream...except the extra prick.
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RHP User
17 years ago
as there sitting cock in hand i felt a mouth around my gland felling it slide in and out i made a mess then saw her pout 5 minutes i'm again hard open your legs wide you know its on the cards feel it move all wet and moist come get me ladies lets all rejoice
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RHP User
17 years ago
A lass who found life quite simulated, found pride in a site full of stimulated, she met only the guys, who filled her full of lies, and now she finds life quite saturated Some may find that limerick snide, others agree and take my side, but really all that matters, though some think us mad as hatters, is that we enjoy life as a bloody good ride The eager lad found a place to chat, that looked so sexy from where he sat, but he was more used to spanners, than popularity and manners, he enjoyed the show and that was that One young lady exhibitionism haunted, found a fun chat room and flaunted, they kept ordering her about, till an off comment from one lout, now for showing off she's quite daunted
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RHP User
17 years ago
There once was a girl from Hobart who wanted to be a real tart she found herself on Red hot pie and has never since been without a guy her googling was very smart. There was once a woman largely built who liked to be filled up to the hilt she liked to play with groups in her leisure and enjoyed the passion and pleasure as long as no seeds were spilt. There once was a woman called Wild a name given cos she was easily riled. She joined RHP, a virgin of B&D and had never tried two men or three, she now sees she is not a wild child. LRE - hope your dream becomes a reality. Mildly rhyming
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RHP User
17 years ago
I'll have a go at this limerick thing said Woody Perth. So I say to myself with cheer and goodee mirth. What is this Woody into I wonder? So far left and free being down under. Does all that stimulation and riding give good girth? I'll have a go at this limerick thing said Tassie Wilderness. I bet all those Tassie RHP tarts are so badly breathless. What with all that googling With no end of guys oogling. And now Wild is into many men and not sadly senseless. Mars sits here typing away. Expecting retorts and affray. From other RHPiers Hopefully more repliers. Come on and make his day. Happy new year to all sexy RHPiers from Mars and Venus. xx
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RHP User
17 years ago
Mars_n_Venus a couple from Victoria, In their search for a state of euphoria, while both admitting they're bi, only get a hit from a guy, if they come in numbers quite multitudia Ok, so i claim poetic license on the last word, but you started it... *grin*
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RHP User
17 years ago
and happy new year :)
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RHP User
17 years ago
There once was a woman called Viking Whose sarcasm was rather biting Her humour was fain Most found her a pain And told her off RHP to go hiking Gees LRE, haven't written one of these since primary school, that hurt me brain. Happy New Year! Viking
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RHP User
17 years ago
Oh yes we do like to tease and play. With both sexes and not just the gay. We are intrigued by this Woody, and wonder whether would he? Fly east to us soon, maybe today. Tonight is NYE and we are staying home. Venus is still unwell so it’s us two alone. We might even play a bit on RHP cam tonight. We do this just because we can, it’s a delight. The Venus and Mars show is Victorian home grown. Be nice to have an orgasm at midnight. On RHP cam now that would be a site. An explosion to go with the festivities. Litle red engin we need your limericks please. You start this and nothing, it’s so contrite.
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RHP User
17 years ago
While visiting the city of Limerick of Irishmen Tassie had her pick she said I want more than one because its such fun and besides, the Irish cum too quick
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RHP User
17 years ago
Emerging once more to get cut off at the knees... There once was a horny young guy. Thought, "I'll give RHP a quick try". He went online for fun, And had more than just one, Before back to his work he did fly. Going back to work with the howls of derision ringing in his ears... Shadows.
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RHP_Editor
17 years ago
The staffers have just found this thread and all the limericks were read We're loving it all so we've made the call to reward you for what you have said. That’s right peeps; you've had the RHP office in stiches! We're always surfing the forums and we're getting a lot of enjoyment from this thread - what fun! So, keep the limericks coming, we'll keep reading 'em and in a week or two we're going to see if we can't rustle up an RHP prize for the best limerick, as voted by the RHP team. Good rhyming!
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RHP User
17 years ago
There was a couple called Mars and Venus he loved her pussy and she, his penis they would lick, suck and play throughout the day crying "there is so much cum between us." There was a man called Woody from Perth, who had one of the best cocks on earth! Whenever he did play, over it a condom he would lay, stating I am responsible for NO BIRTH. I met a woman called Viking Bitch who was consumed by a terrible itch she went running off to Bad Ed saying baby I'm going out of my head and Ed soothed her itch with a switch. Little Red Engine said if anyone could write a limerick, that would be good then along came the RHP editorial staff saying all this rhyming is such a laugh and we'll reward you as we should. Until the next round of inspiration. . . happy limericking.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Oh this is a nice surprise. We might win a RHP prize. I better get in quick. With another limerick May the best one win he cries. Maybe if I write a red hot one? Like the one from litle red engin. With tube steaks but what the hell is nubes? May there be more grooves and suculent boobs. Rhyming on here is so much fun.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Very interesting to me M_n_V rates, not easy in Perth finding open minded mates, but going so far for fun?, work and finance i'm done, why is it 9of10 interests come from other states? and a change of subject Funny how some here like to exercise powers, while others act like they're unopened flowers, but seek and you will find, that a guy with open mind, can sit browsing site getting good head for two hours. Thanks Hungryfor. You deserve a decent thank you after that effort though i know you enjoyed it too. Mate I bloody needed it ;)
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RHP User
17 years ago
The RHP team are loving this thread And they're rustling up a prize for the best they've read So let's have a go It could be worth it you know We don't even have to get out of our bed ;-) MrsP
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RHP User
17 years ago
there once was a girl named Soub who herself has a glistening groove, she's shit at these rhymes and wants sex all the time, but is allergic to Four Seasons lube!
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RHP User
17 years ago
Oh my fecking gourd Are we really so bored? To tantalize RHP staff, give them a good laugh. These limericks should be ignored. My reasons are clearly on the money. Typing when I should be tasting my honey. Venus is in bed awaiting some pleasure, while I sit here limericking saying whatever. And RHP staff are probably saying this is so funny. My goal is to write a limerick that gets censored by the RHP crew. Abodes website is w#wdot#l#eafter#lo#dotc#m, that should do! Will it be kisses and hugs? Or am I on too many #####? The challenge is will RHP in its wisdom let this one will get thru? In case you readers think I only wrote three rhymes. There were in fact four but one was removed for crimes. Or maybe they posted it intact, and voted already, Mars is wacked. He has a nice cock of course but this doesn’t mean free times. The one doesn’t count in the four. A quickie and it’s not a chore. I love the forum in Red Hot Pie. There are other forums I play in, I can’t lie. And I look forward to much more.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Oh my fecking gourd Are we really so bored? To tantalize RHP staff, give them a good laugh. These limericks should be ignored. My reasons are clearly on the money. Typing when I should be tasting my honey. Venus is in bed awaiting some pleasure, while I sit here limericking saying whatever. And RHP staff are probably saying this is so funny. I write a limerick that might get censored by the RHP crew. Abodes website is w#wdot#l#eafter#lo#dotc#m, that should do! Will it be kisses and hugs? Or am I on too many #####? The challenge is will RHP in its wisdom let this one will get thru? In case you readers think I only wrote three rhymes. There were in fact four but one was removed for crimes. Or maybe they posted it intact, and voted already, Mars is wacked. He has a nice cock of course but this doesn’t mean free times. The one doesn’t count in the four. A quickie and it’s not a chore. I love the forum in Red Hot Pie. There are other forums I play in, I can’t lie. And I look forward to much more.
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RHP User
17 years ago
The Alien Named Sparty: ================ There was once an alien named Sparty Who likes to go to a party Where he tried not to be a farty He is creatively arty when it comes to being Tarty The Ode to the 'Tards: =============== You came to any site hoping you get a bite But you tried too hard like the wanna be bard Thus you get angry and fight with those nasty words of pathetic might and then when ya get slapped hard thats when you know yer a fucktard The Happy Lil Smurf: ============= There was Once a happy lil smurf who loves to surf But never get the satisfaction of the masturbation The Regulars of WA Social Chat room: ========================= we the chatters of the RHP WA Chat room who made the room as it is now we fought to rid the sluts, the wankers and the 'tards so that we can socialise with a laugh.... Da Pinky and Da Brain ================ Da Pinky and da Brain had discovered a way To take over the world by keeping the tards at bay While being as we are, much loved by most we take steps to plan our conquest by posts WIth a narf here, and a barf there we sing our songs without our thongs We tried out best Out here in the west Where the great birds nests there we pest! NARF!
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RHP User
17 years ago
In the tasmanian wilderness a lassie, on first meeting seemed pretty sassie, but she knew her own mind, was so generous and kind, she made near every guy happy in Tassie.
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RHP User
17 years ago
This couple called Peachypear Who enjoy living in Perth somewhere We lost our decorum When we read the forum Cos of the limericks we read there When the RHP team posted their comment MrsP couldn't stay silent So she was very quick And wrote a limerick She thought could be sent... The RHP team are loving this thread And they're rustling up a prize for the best they've read So let's have a go It could be worth it you know And we don't even have to get out of our bed ;-) But everyone got in front of me I'm gonna have to do better obviously If I want to win the prize That's gonna be a surprise To all and sundry This is a site called Redhotpie Where people come to lie... in bed But not with whom they're wed Or at least they tri! RHP is a strange place Where many pics don't have a face There's many a body part Some shown as a piece of art Beautifully, with a sense of grace There are guys showing their cocks Cos that's what they think rocks In their bid to get attention From the women And get out of the starting blocks Or guys showing off motorcycles and cars Rather than let us see their scars Or an anonamous crowd Hanging out where the music is loud Usually at random bars Lots of guys show their chest As the part they think looks best Gotta love a taut six pack Of which there is no lack Do a search and put it to the test Many women display their rear As the part they hold most dear Or show their cleavage Usually above average At which most will leer Then there's the couple's nics Where it is mainly the wife you see in the pics Alone, with other women Or with one or more men Leaving us wondering which is which A wonderful place is Redhotpie Something about which I just can't lie A world of fantasy Where we can be whoever we want to be Or at least do our best to try... From MrsP With the cooperation of MrP Who loves MrsP so much He added his special touch To make it special for me :-D
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RHP User
17 years ago
Mr Mars writing limericks on his puter, while his Venus lays in bed nothing cuter, oh my god what is wrong, he's taking so long, there are so many would be happy to root her.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Viking, cute but not slim or demure, knows her own mind to be sure, so very generous at heart, but for gods sake don't start, or you'll find yourself on very short tenure. When i met her woman in need was curtain, life in general plus an accident was hurtin, seems since theres been relations, many trials and tribulations, now she's fine, loved ones good and lovers spurtin.
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RHP User
17 years ago
There once was a lady called Viking Whose sharp teeth were oft used for biting A man’s bum she did try “You Bitch” he did cry And now she’s VikingBitch in her writing Her name has always been Wild She with enthusiasm of a child Her opinions she will oft give With many a good lessons to learn and to live But alas to Tassie she has been exiled To put all ones wit To populate a limerick I find it all hard With no brain of a bard I tip my hat to those with the trick
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RHP User
17 years ago
There is a hot guy from Perth called Woody. Who wastes time with limericks but should he? When he could come on over and root Venus, mnnnn we would both like a woody between us. Maybe RHP team will spot a free ticket if so goodee. I wonder if Woody is really straight. Or would he go through that forbidden gate? The gate to more pleasure, I mean all in together. We both recon a second woody would be great.
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RHP User
17 years ago
MrsP thought to google limericks To help others understand the tricks An example she found Which would get laughs all round And maybe encourage more limericks... What is a limerick, Mother? It's a form of verse, said brother In which lines one and two Rhyme with five when it's through And three and four rhyme with each other. Author unknown
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RHP User
17 years ago
okay okay now were all getting carried away members with their verse its looks like red hot pie has set the curse xx
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RHP User
17 years ago
I didn't know it but limericks are great, a fun filled way to communicate, just put it to verse, time to think and rehearse, exactly what you wanted to state. Mars and Venus sandwich Woody meat, sounds good to me a joy complete, while feminine more to taste, open minds enjoy not waste, and any last qualms likely lost in the heat. If a ticket from RHP what a perk, though i'm not sure how about time off from work, would not be happy on shop floor, but couldn't pass it up to be sure, or i'd feel a right hopeless jerk. By then free ticket may not be needed, for this mutual interest i've heeded, stock numbers more substantial, and myself more financial, fly to meet you with inhibitions impeded.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Seems i went too far in my verse, again time to think and rehearse, second last limerick should have been, as i've now seen, something not quite as terse. i have it... In quite a few weeks it would rock, have to fix a few bikes so some stock, then a trip to Victoria, a little Mars and Venus euphoria, great memories for me and my .... Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, i can't think what to put here, maybe if i leave it to guest, to fill in the rest, there'll be no upset no tear.
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RHP User
17 years ago
In explanation Woody industrial electrician, some smarts but little inhibition, found fixing pushbikes nice change, some think "with less pay" a little strange, is happy working now but with financial attrition.
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RHP_Editor
17 years ago
The Pie team have read all the prose about all the fun had minus clothes The judging was hell as you all did so well but here are the poets we chose Yes indeed, picking winners was tough and it has to be said there were a few fights here in the Pie Bunker about who should take the awards! In the end we came to the concessus that each and every one of you was deserved of a little something. So, every RHP member who has posted a limerick in this forum to date will be receiving a brand spanking RHP beach ball to turf about during your summer fun. While the judging was indeed hard, we have picked three major prize winners. We felt there entries possessed flair, passion, balance and ingenuity and we’ll be sending these members a luxury RedHotPie spa robe each - we’re talking top of the wazza pampering here folks! Our winners are – MrsPeachy63 woodyperth Litle_red_engine Congrats to our major winners and to everyone that has posted; as we said, it’s been a lot of fun for everyone at Pie HQ and we appreciate your efforts! All members will be receiving a message from the RHP editor requesting your details so we can post your prizes out… keep you eyes peeled!
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RHP User
17 years ago
There once was a lady Devine About her I decided to rhyme What is there to say About my friend on this day She is sweet loving caring and kind ~~~~~~~~~~~ My friend in Tassie called Wild Is quite the militant child Protest! Stand and be counted! By a man hopefully mounted He demeanour anything but mild ~~~~~~~~~~ There once was a man named Baded Who took an elephant into his bed For two nights they did play On the wall, cum did spray "But totally innocent!" is what he did say!!!! (pppfffttttt yeah right!) ~ ~~~~~~~~~~ Here in a tyre shop I do sit Upset I am, quite a bit Tosser's blood I would spray In an uncivilised way Is it legal?? I care not a shit! (thank you to the very unhelpful manager of the tyre shop, love your attitude) Viking
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RHP User
17 years ago
RHP Team for being so generous Giving a prize to every one of us It was also exciting to be Chosen as one of the top 3 To win a bathrobe that sounds so luxurious! MrsPeachy63 :-D
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RHP User
17 years ago
Congrats you three!!! I actually thought of either LRE and Peachy that would win.. but the RHP gave THREE winners.. WOOT! again.. congratulations.
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RHP User
17 years ago
The only problem might be When I wear the robe you see Is that people could get curious My explanations sound spurious If they ask about RHP...
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RHP User
17 years ago
Will there be no new limericks to read now the winners have been decreed congratulations to those who won you had me in stitches, I was undone isn't laughter something we all need Thanks RHP for the prizes. Its been a hoot Cheers Wild
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RHP User
17 years ago
Thank you RHP for your largess, enjoyed writing them anyway but i digress, the ball i'll enjoy, great talking point toy, and in party robe i'll be dressed to impress. To Mars n Venus the thread may be through, but interest remains after all that to do, i'll be getting in touch, when flight ready and such, see if offers we still want to make true.
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RHP User
17 years ago
A lil song for our troops to sing, Get there mind off that war thing.. __________________________ There was a girl called Mary Brown, And no one could lay her down... But over the hill came big bad Steve, With 40 pounds of hanging meat... He layed Mary Brown on the soft, soft grass And stuck his dick right up her arse!! Then Mary Brown chucked a fart... and blew his balls 4 feet apart... Sound off 1,2...Sound off 3,4 Bring it on down..Bring it on down 1,2,3,4....1,2..3,4
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RHP User
17 years ago
Big Cats Are DANGEROUS BUT A little Pussy Won't Hurt ANYONE
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RHP User
17 years ago
i've not been online for a while and i win a prize!! i should go away more often LOL.. thank's RHP..
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RHP User
17 years ago
I must say it was great fun. Cant stay long, gotta run. Just one more before I go. Here it is, see below. Its to that WA guy Woodymun. Sorry about the last word in my rhyme. It was an accent from afar off time. When I was in Perth as a young man. Where was Woody then, oh damn. Yes we both you to relax and recline. Damn...I lied again Venus and Mars live in the east, Where you live we care not the least. Come and see us real soon. Be it in the morning or afternoon. Or at night when we play and feast. Thank you RHP for your largess, enjoyed writing them anyway but i digress, the ball i'll enjoy, great talking point toy, and in party robe i'll be dressed to impress. To Mars n Venus the thread may be through, but interest remains after all that to do, i'll be getting in touch, when flight ready and such, see if offers we still want to make tru
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RHP User
17 years ago
At night when you play and feast, sounds like a joy far from least, to dine upon each other, working parts into lather, so much fun to be had in the east.
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RHP User
17 years ago
MrsPeachy63 The only problem might be When I wear the robe you see Is that people could get curious My explanations sound spurious If they ask about RHP... Only wear the robe to places, with understanding or familiar faces, it appears to me, from what i can see, likely offers to remove it be tenacious
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RHP User
17 years ago
Mars n Venus just peeked your pg, there's Venus hiding behind tree, i said before nothing cuter, so hot burnt screen on computer, definitely an understatement from me. Another shot more of Mars even face, while they in passionate embrace, would fill me with glee, having fun as a three, when possible to Melbourne i'll race.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Only wear the robe to places, with understanding or familiar faces, it appears to me, from what i can see, likely offers to remove it be tenacious woodyperth thanks for bringing your attention To the possible problem I thought to mention The thought appeals to me Without my robe I would be free to further raise...the tension!
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RHP User
17 years ago
The tension mount sure it would, as many around you if they could, relive thier passion, in whatever fashion, you allowed them, they not made of wood.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Thank you RHP, you as good as your word, think i'll take my new ball to the beach next time. A signal for genuine people to gather around? Not necessaritly to meet me, but each other? :) I'd have fun just watching it happen... lol
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RHP User
17 years ago
Around the ball they gather, anticipation building some to a lather, maybe or not the click, not important thats the trick, its called life, we not yet cadaver.
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RHP User
17 years ago
So here's some lil swinger ditties. Please, no heckling, i'm sure someone will appreciate them ;) Gather the meeting point they favour, enjoy life it has unlimited flavour, the test it is true, whats it like me and you, the spice of life thats what i saviour. My loved one, he knows what is best, he knows i will come home to rest, but why the to do, a little fun with you, he is sure, that big heart in his chest. As a couple we do our own thing, we've found it to our taste to swing, god forbid the neihbours, they'd take to us with sabres, but pretty harmless, our little fling. My hubby i know has desires, little things beyond normal requires, they do me no harm, indeed add to his charm, i know hell freeze over 'ere his love expires.
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RHP User
17 years ago
I have the corrected versions if anybody wants them. So easy to correct the next day when i'm sober, though maybe not the inspiration to write them in the first place... lol. I've little doubt a few are saying "enough already". Simple, don't like it don't click it, otherwise there's a "back" button on the top left of your browser... I've never found a way to express myself before. Besides sex i guess but thats not a socially acceptable way of expressing one's self even here lol lre, thanks.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Yay, I got my prizes in the mail Delivered by the postie without fail I can't thank you enough RHP For so very quickly sending them to me Where they came from will make an interesting tale
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RHP User
17 years ago
I might be at an exclusive affair With just me, hubby and one other there A ménage à trois Where I'm the star And pleasure, together, we'll all get to share
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RHP User
17 years ago
Thanks Red Hot Pie for my 'RHP Beachball', will deff come in handy while the weather is prime in melbourne... cheers xxx :) Miss T
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RHP User
17 years ago
Oh that i might be the one, a privilege i know surpassing none, to enjoy such a woman, knowing you as her true man, that sort of trust not easily undone.
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RHP User
17 years ago
A women is just like a second hand old car you pick them up for a song and think 'with this one I'll go far' but then on the way home the engine overheats your steering wont respond and you find rips in the seats you think it's just some gremlins you'll fix them in the morning your friends say 'get rid of it' but you don't heed their warnings and now you're really comitted or maybe you should be it doesn't really matter for you'll give up your last cent and next time you want a new car you'll know you're better off to rent...
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RHP User
17 years ago
It's cos our trust is strong and sure And each other we adore That we can play as a team To consummate our dream With at least one other, maybe more...
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RHP User
17 years ago
i wonder what would have happed if i'd asked for haiku. LRE (with the goose feather)
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RHP User
17 years ago
I think thats why i so much enjoy a couple, never known love so strong yet so supple, to share a little part, of what they have in thier heart, the sex and the feeling is a joy quintuple.
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RHP User
17 years ago
I think that limericking is number one And I can tell you I am far from done I did look up how to Go about writing a haiku But it didn't sound anywhere near as much fun
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RHP User
17 years ago
A spare ball it was mine, to use and abuse To play with, to throw, to take on a cruise I looked in the letterbox Each day and each night But it never arrived, something’s not right My excitement is waning, smiles are now gone I want my spare ball, I want to belong To the prize winners club, of RHand P Where is my beach ball, oh where can it be??? My prize never arrived. :( Viking
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RHP User
17 years ago
Ouch the vikingbitch missing her ball, conversation toy she wished to install, they'll see her plight, RHP'll set it right, and she'll put it where desired to enthrall.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Off to haiku i went perusing, found it very confusing, i suppose i could learn, but of little concern, having so much fun what we're using.
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RHP User
17 years ago
nah peach.. they can be fun.. toe in grove wiggles, warm moist pressure makes small sound, sigh she hugs arms hold. and that's about as long as sex takes with me too.. LOL LRE (foot in mouth)
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RHP User
17 years ago
That ball so big and round, took off accross Warnbro Sound, sure it was out of reach, bound to land on a beach, and when it did it was found. Will be there next week tied to a tether, Was handy point for people to gather, things in common though different styles, fun the occasional knowing smiles, known and understood no open slather. Had to leave anyway or be late, for my lovely lil RHP date, while its fun at the beach, admiring those out of reach, i wasn't about to make her wait.
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RHP User
17 years ago
I was a bloody virgin 'til I was 18 I didn't have a girlfriend but I had a magazine... I thought I wasn't missing much oh how was I to know? My old fella was as usefull as my right big toe Occasionally I'd wake up the dreams were quite obscene I couldn't see any snails but I could tell where they had been... then I got a missus my dreams had all come true I hadn't ever done it oh what was I to do? I told her she was last in a great long line no-one knew their member as well as I knew mine then she got me into bed she said she couldn't wait the only problem was I only knew how to bloody masturbate...
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RHP User
17 years ago
A message with a challenge I issued to you It was one you rose up most gallantly to I was most sincerely flattered To think what I'd asked had mattered I hadn't imagined you'd come through :-D
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RHP User
17 years ago
You couldn't imagine i'd come through?, you think maybe my words untrue? i find you attractive, mind and body so very active, why wouldn't a little effort ensue ;) You challenged me to write a story, but not one to get so much glory, that it take away your prize, so why is it surprise, fun with you two be worth some history.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Your peachy limerick was post number 69 And it was a response that was so fine But I didn't say I couldn't More like I wouldn't Since my challenge was meant as a jest at the time :-P :-Deb
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RHP User
17 years ago
They were hot for a cute bi boy, So I went to their place with joy. She loved watching men and excited us when, she strapped on her new 6" toy
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RHP User
17 years ago
Getting to know you is a pleasure Which we can't begin to measure My last was meant more to tease Than, as you might imagine, to please But this one's to tell you, you're a treasure
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RHP User
17 years ago
Damn these limericks are addictive. The rhyming can be somewhat indicative. At times of deep perverted desire, mired in the Red Hot Pie quagmire. It’s nice to be so controlled and restrictive. At other times it can be fun. You know like playing with your gun. The one that doesn’t smoke, it prefers hot, wet and a poke. Unless I am here, sorry, gotta run. Watch the bouncing ball. Got three balls now yall. The new one is much bigger, tattooed and all go figure. This is too easy this drawl. And yes we did get our prize. From RHP in case you surmise. That we in fact stole it of someone, at Swanny, man Woodymun could run. We fantasize about the look in his eyes. Mars
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RHP User
17 years ago
Peachypair I too treasure our conversation, too much to rise above my station, never know meet we may, on some coincidental foray, friends indeed with or without relation. Mars_N_Venus Controlled and restrictive in a sense, like a racehorse full gallop along the fence, thought and correction, can give one direction, that finish line becomes a goal intense. You took my ball you cad, but no at you not get mad, i know you just teasing, the laughs later pleasing, pave the way, fun times to be had.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Good one :) but can you limerick what came next? ;) So she enjoyed watching her two strapping men, having fun together and viewing semen, letting her excitement happen, until just had to don strap on, but you haven't told us what happened then?...
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RHP User
17 years ago
Some people tease a racehorse. Others are prone to intercourse. Good start to this one. Lined up so far it's fun. Have I done it? dang, of course. Now where the hell was I? Shooting and tied up, will I die? Teased and tortured to orgasm. One after another into the chasm. Then up and up until I fly. Yes Woody et al the ball was a joke. Maybe I shouldn’t have had that toke. But I can imagine you keeping an eye on your ball. While at Swanny beach, trying not to lose it, and all. Chasing down the culprit in your mini moke. Mars
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RHP User
17 years ago
I said I'd do what they please, He told me to suck not to tease. With a devilish smile, She took me doggy-style, I was spitroasted on hands and knees.
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RHP User
17 years ago
You guys are getting good but its past my bedtime. I'll "come back at yas" tomorrow roflmao
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RHP User
17 years ago
Let’s discuss some annoying things in detail. First off people who seek just a female. Is it right someone from outside seeks just a woman? To try and steal one from a couple is not a good one! Be sure it’s a block from us so don’t try, you will fail. Then we have people who say they seek women and couples. But when you read the profile it’s the ladies and not doubles. Again the guy here gets left in the cold. I respond with no thanks and they are told. Why can’t they read instead of causing these troubles? Or they are clearly are not what we seek. Our profile is detailed yet they act like a non geek. They blast away without even reading. Looking at the pics and think we are needing. Any old guy who responds, even a freak. And at times, though rare, it’s not from a male, go figure. Though one is skeptical about these women, a gold digger? Or are they in it for something else? To con us into paying up, less wealth. I now know it’s better to control ones hair trigger.
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RHP User
17 years ago
I confess it slipped my mind to say How it went when I wore my robe the other day Lots and lots of fun I got It was so incredibly hot I can't wait for another foray MrsP :-P
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RHP User
17 years ago
Peachypear Our flirting into friendship has grown, i hope still see limericks of your own, with your good friend your couple's toy, you'll learn much swinging joy, combining lust and friend seeds being sown :) Mars_N_Venus Warnbro not Swanny i go wading, so not sure whos ball ownership you invading, i wish it was me, so excuse to be free, and have sex with you guys, not just serenading You could run off into sandhill, where Venus waits, anticipation, still, after you i would race, not to catch but keep pace, when we get there, laugh lust and love, what a thrill. CuteBiBoy Though not truly bi still i find, that appealing him in front her behind, no regrets but i've found in the past, he not in front she too hard and fast, your fun special but my memories still enjoyed in the mind. That boys humour some call it base, the wild things that take him to that place, theres no point denying, you'll laugh 'till your crying, when he starts to rhyme a phrase. Ok so they had you spitroast, thinking "this boy turning my skills to toast", was there more fun?, or you all happily done, enjoying good company and just coast?
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RHP User
17 years ago
I didn't mean finally as in the last time But finally, a reality, not just a rhyme And the wait was well worth it Ask, I'll tell about it It felt so good, it was a crime
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RHP User
17 years ago
I didn't mean finally as in the last time But finally, a reality, not just a rhyme And the wait was well worth it Ask, I'll tell about it It felt so good, it was a crime
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RHP User
17 years ago
Ah your swinging fun you meant, i thought our last rhyming sent, please do tell us in limerick, we know you have the trick, almost feel your joy but i'd love to hear you vent. Seems your fantasy finally come true, being the focus of much male todo, there are some in here, held back by fear, share your joy they'd love to hear you.
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RHP User
17 years ago
I made a recent post about food sex. A different type yes, but up to our necks. It cool to see there are others like us. We get double pleasure with no fuss. One always licks the plate with no rejects. So far no replies from my other post. Maybe its too hot to handle the roast? Dont be shy girls, you have your desires too. Guys do it at times as well, same reason, its true. You want, you need, get it now from your host.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Our common bond of friendship we do so trust Sharing in our pleasures together a must Missing experiences, we could not condone If it happened, we were to explore alone Cos in our love and marriage we still share lust MrP
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RHP User
17 years ago
That swinging experience the rewards can be great, anticipation and excitement virtual strangers fornicate, but the lust and fun shared, understood not compared, to the bonding and the trust one has with their mate.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Mars_n_Venus the forums great place to hang out, to hear others ideas and throw your own about, some threads seem abundant, while others become redundant, not important seems unrelated that some are quality some cheap tout.
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RHP User
17 years ago
My girl and i though clothed, still bent her over park bench, watching cars and pedestrians, me inside her lovely wet trench, had to pause for a passerby, walked past then watched on the sly, found it exciting to the finish, me and my horny wench.
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RHP User
17 years ago
This weekend things went a little awry, no details given, too long a story, we had plenty of fun, 'till things come undone, suffice to say by Sunday no action clitory. One benefit for both came out of it, saw again Sunday arvo but no access to slit, no matter conventional and such, her body so deliciously in touch, we found that she can cum with just mouth on tit.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Good for you two making the most of your fun And to think your journeys only just begun With your showers of passion You'll be the couple in fashion And you'll be wanted by everyone
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RHP User
17 years ago
That mysterious orgasm still very happy to get, still special she wouldn't play unless sufficiently wet, rubbing together bits and thighs, 'till those satisfied sighs, enjoyed none the less, the girls lil secret ;)
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RHP User
17 years ago
Was my assumption and i still surprised, my girl saw this and i stand chastised, really wasn't thighs and bits, was purely me tweeking her tits, something until now i only fantasized.
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RHP User
17 years ago
This encounter planned with a charming gent Me, spoilt by two men, was our intent I'd shared a first kiss leaving our last meeting Felt intensely, though the contact was fleeting. We've arrived, mmmm, I thought THAT kiss was potent... The air could be cut with a knife We sat either side of my wife Us three chatted and drank My wifes flirting was frank Then he suggested the spa, what a life! Our play in the spa was new to us all And with great satisfaction I do recall No need for extra lubricant My own flowed most abundant Swapping one to the other, I had a ball We retired inside for further play Swapping sheets for water, a deft relay Many times we all enjoyed the ride Mrs filled with... a sense of pride As we explored in many a way Our gent found me sexy, no need to pretend He came more often than he does usually tend To my intense enjoyment Then experiencing more excitement With the fullness of having a guy at each end We left as night turned to day Having spent all night at play I share one last kiss Recalling moments of bliss A fantasy well lived out, I have to say Now the pleasure of play till our next invitation As we explore our increased sensation Till we meet again as per plan With our mystery man A moment awaited with great antici... pation :-Peachypear
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RHP User
17 years ago
Mrs P thought to herself with glee This taskmaster is good for me Inspiration flowing freely Oh ok, not really Just wanted to add something pithy
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RHP User
16 years ago
And you all thought it was dead. Not words, just limerics instead. Been a long time. Without a rhyme. Over, or is it off with his head? Mars
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hello again Mars of Mars_n_Venus Who dares show the pic of your soft penis Now we also see pics taken in the pool Leading us to follow where it's quiet 'n' cool In pursuit of the vanishing Venus On this thread begun by L_R_E I won my fav robe from RHP Now you've the thread resurrected After it being so long neglected For now at least it's not R.I.P. :-Peachypear
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RHP User
16 years ago
This encounter planned with a charming gent Me, spoilt by two men, was our intent I'd shared a first kiss leaving our last meeting Felt intensely, though the contact was fleeting. We've arrived, mmmm, I thought THAT kiss was potent... The air could be cut with a knife We sat either side of my wife Us three chatted and drank My wifes flirting was frank Then he suggested the spa, what a life! Our play in the spa was new to us all And with great satisfaction I do recall No need for extra lubricant My own flowed most abundant Swapping one to the other, I had a ball We retired inside for further play Swapping sheets for water, a deft relay Many times we all enjoyed the ride Mrs filled with... a sense of pride As we explored in many a way Our gent found me sexy, no need to pretend He came more often than he does usually tend To my intense enjoyment Then experiencing more excitement With the fullness of having a guy at each end We left as night turned to day Having spent all night at play I share one last kiss Recalling moments of bliss A fantasy well lived out, I have to say Now the pleasure of play till our next invitation As we explore our increased sensation Till we meet again as per plan With our mystery man A moment awaited with great antici... pation :-Peachypear
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RHP User
16 years ago
I must say a new twist has arrived Peachypear and her man survived. Mr mystery man who is he I wonder? Is it the woodpecker who use to thunder? Written by both parties and in pied. Mars
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RHP User
16 years ago
No chance we'd dish out the dirtTo you Mars you naughty flirtLet us not tear your fantasies asunderBut leave you to forever wonderWho it was we rhymed about, in concertPP2
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