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why men prefer guns over women

August 01 2010

The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.. #4. Guns function normally every day of the month. #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

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RHP User

15 years ago

ya can throw the missus at a roo but chances of hittingit let alone a kill shot are remote.although, i recon if i pointed the ex at a roo and commentedthat it had said she looked fat in that dress, maybeahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagood one doublexfunEarl

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RHP User

15 years ago

I dont get the connection of a woman v gun ? Its no contest Women are beautifull creatures where guns are ugly.. couldnt you find a bettter comparison ? uuuggghhh

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RHP User

15 years ago

Aiming...guns...get it?...LOL

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RHP User

15 years ago

Hmm if Mr CP threw me at a roo I wouldn't kill it, I would kill him.Oh Justjuice just replace the word "gun" with "woman" it's meant to be funny! Not actually draw any realistic comparisons.

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RHP User

15 years ago

Quoting 'justjuice' I dont get the connection of a woman v gun ? Its no contest Women are beautifull creatures where guns are ugly.. couldnt you find a bettter comparison ? uuuggghhh a Browning SLR AR is beautiful peice of machinery..ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaand the curves on an old 303 bren gun magazineare awesomeahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahaEarl

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RHP User

15 years ago

ClosetPornstars... your pic is the perfect example of my point... women are beautifull... you prove my point. Guns are ugly and bad karma.. Just my opiniion... No big deal

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RHP User

15 years ago

.... guns don't ask "is my barrel too short", "does this bullet make me look fat"and you can put a big gun next to a small gun and they wont get into a skinny v's fat fight!!!!

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RHP User

15 years ago

1. A big gun is a big gun and a small gun is a small gun, both have their place. So, you never find a gun lying about their size. 2. A gun is ok with the fact the sometimes they fire blanks. 3. You can stowe a gun under the bed when you have no use for it and a gun never complains. 4. At least when a gun discharges it is not on your sheets, and you don't have to clean it up. 5. You can sell a gun if it does not suit you anymore. lovebittenxoxoxoxox

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