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who would be what???

March 18 2011

i was sitting outside Banjo's today with my little one and our Banjo's has a partion that cuts off half a person so when they walk past all you can see is the bottom half these legs walked past, nice tanned and toned, wearing a pair of cargo shorts and i must say they would have to have been the sexiest set of male legs i think iv ever seen but when the bloke got past the partion, this fella must have been easily in his 80s lol...yes i got quite the shock lol but it got me thinking if i could peice together the perfect man/woman what parts of who would he/she have???

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RHP User

15 years ago

i would probably take the whole body of the chick from the video clip to the remake of 'call on me', and give her helen kellers eyes and ears, so she cant see how old i am, nor hear how much of a dickhead i am. then i would quit my job, and just have sex with her all day long.

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15 years ago

armpits included without saying.... plus a great set of ta-tas and a decently proportioned fully loaded ball bag for starters... oh... and at least two foreskins, one for each hand...... . :pHugsS

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RHP User

15 years ago

But if you transplant those yummy thighs onto someone else they would not look so good. Imagine solid, massive thighs on a skinny little geek? Then again...George Cluny has the dreamiest, come to bed eyes. HmmmI have eyes and thighs....now what is next?

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RHP User

15 years ago

I feel like I am in Darrell Lea shop :P . I want....... . The stamina of a 20 somethin' The adventure of a 30 somethin' The conversation of a 40 somethin' The affection of a 50 somethin' ...Hef can fill in the rest. . as for looks, strong arms no matter what age and oh!....and a stiff one....always helps ;P

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RHP User

15 years ago

The love of a good manThe loyalty of a dog...true blue til the endThe wisdom of a 60 somethin'The affection of a 50 somethin' The backside of a 30 somethin'The stamina of a 20 somethin'The wonder and innocence of a child...where everything is new and exciting

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RHP User

15 years ago

Any questions?

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RHP User

15 years ago

In case you ask.

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RHP User

15 years ago

And that's my final answer.

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RHP User

15 years ago

What Morticiaa said. Plus wicked sense of humour and a bit kinky. Firm butt, nice arms and chest but not too muscley. And I am a real sucker for warm brown eyes. xxMeeks

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RHP User

15 years ago

Now, if you put all those three together, blend with a sense of humour, add or subtract a few imperfections for fun and put it all into a thingamazapper...I will take one to go with nothing on it. No need to supersize it...under 5'3" works for me but if it comes out 6' tall with all the right ingredients... | ...colour me gone.

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RHP User

15 years ago

Can't believe Im going to say it, but Im taking one from my friends list. Yep the whole damn package

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15 years ago

Quoting 'dontgothere'Can't believe Im going to say it, but Im taking one from my friends list. Yep the whole damn package come on which one??? lol...yes i went through your friends list and may i just say "hubba hubba" roxxy

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15 years ago

Quoting 'TassieRose' Quoting 'dontgothere'Can't believe Im going to say it, but Im taking one from my friends list. Yep the whole damn package come on which one??? lol...yes i went through your friends list and may i just say "hubba hubba" roxxy Yes Roxxy you may say Hubba hubba mmmmmm gee there's some yummy stuff in there hey

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