what the dumbest thing you have done sexually or not doesn’t matter

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  EarthQueen

  7 years ago

  What is it with you and the metaphors about muddy places? So you don’t only make these faux pas with the wife then ? 😂 AKA soggy swamp (if I remember correctly?) lol - Posted from rhpmobile

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  boobsandbusted

  7 years ago

  i know right , i swear they are the only ones ,lol,now come on, fess up your dumbest - Posted from rhpmobile

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  boobsandbusted

  7 years ago

  it wasn’t soggy swamp anyway ,gees i’m not that stupid 😂i think i just used the singular word in a sentence something like it reminded me of a swamp , wow maybe that’s where the term swamp bucket comes from 🤔😳 - Posted from rhpmobile

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  AnnieWhichway

  7 years ago

  You can do pretty well on your own

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  boobsandbusted

  7 years ago

  story should start with? - Posted from rhpmobile

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  AnnieWhichway

  7 years ago

  Not my story, just detailing yours... lol.But to make you feel better, far from my dumbest moment but my latest. ..Grocery shopping for last nights dinner and decided to get nice bottle of red to go with it. Bought 2 after much examination (just a glass for last night, the rest for the next few nights.Put it on the back seat and thought to myself, best be careful opening the door when l fet home...Yep, all fell out and lost both bottles.I'm blaming The Envoy

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  EarthQueen

  7 years ago

  I can't top yours. Thinking.... Hopefully the formatting reads properly. Funny and dumb. Sooo...... I was talking to this guy all day (and I mean for hours) and I thought it was a guy I connected with on POF. His name was Ritchie. We were arranging to go on a date and just chatting and he had contacted me that morning. Then the conversation started getting really weird and sexual in a funny, but over the top way. I'm starting to think "Wow. This guys a freak, but he's fucking funny". This is definitely not your usual POF fare. Then it got weirder. Then he started talking about us going dogging together. I'm like WTF. Mate, I'm not down for that. Then he said "You know who this is right??". WELL turns out the whole day I had been talking to old mate Antichrist because I hadn't saved his number to my phone yet, so I had mistaken him for the other guy. When he initially texted me I said "Is this you Ritchie?" and he said yes because he's got a thing for Richie Benaud impressions. So for the whole day I didn't know it was him and he didn't realise I thought he was someone else ,until I started to become snappy about the dogging. Dumb and Dumber. Ha Ha. I'm blonde ,but he has no excuse. Disclaimer: We didn't go dogging together. The real Ritchie bailed on the date I checked with him to see if I could post this.

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  First time I shroomed Crikey what a spin the girl was on mescalin Think I may write a song about tis one

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  That made things interesting hhaahha

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  This might take awhile,,,,,,,,,,

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  rupamohan

  7 years ago

  Trying to have meaningful interaction at rhp forums was definitely of the dumbest act.

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  boobsandbusted

  7 years ago

  drunk whilst overseas in a large resort ,got lost , too many corners ,hallway and rooms that all looked the same with many failed attempts of finding my room naked due to forgetting the room number wasn’t funny anymore , had to go to the front desk ,a helpful staff member took me to my room when mrs b opened the door laughing ,being drunk ,i thought i’d do it again and relive the comedy act as i was disappearing yelling NUDEY RUN,yup ended back up the front desk the staff just yelled my room number at me ,when i got back there was no big welcoming arms from mrs b ,just a get in bed your drunk , so i star fished the bed saying no sex no sleep , mrs b slept on the couch, mr b got no sex ,mrs b was very cross with mr b in the morning and my b was very sorry 😂 mr b - Posted from rhpmobile

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  tcm70

  7 years ago

  I’d met this lady and ended up going back to the bungalow she was staying in at the rear of a shop in the main street of a popular tourist town. We’d had a few drinks, well more than a few as we both ended up naked but flaked out before any sexy business happened. I just remember coming to my senses, as I was walking thru a caravan park, still stark naked. It was a real wtf moment as I had no recollection of how I got there. I roughly knew where I was meant to be staying but it took me about 10 minutes to even find my way out of the caravan park and nudey wobble back down the main street until I found the place the lady took me to. I wandered around the back and saw the door to the bungalow wide open so I went in, jumped back into bed and fell asleep again. The lady was still sleeping so she didn’t even know I’d been gone. In the morning I told her about it and we had a good chuckle. Then I decided to see if I could find out how I got into the caravan park, followed my bare footsteps thru the yard to a 6’ wooden fence where it was apparent I’d climbed the fence into the caravan park on the other side. I have no idea what possessed me to do it, I’d never before or since sleepwalked. 😂

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  honkytonk

  7 years ago

  20 years ago i was working o/s on a tropical island with a team of project architects coordinating the construction of a new hotel resort. was bunked down at a nearby resort and shared a 2 bedroom apartment with a similarly aged irishman who was the sous chef at the resort. now being the professionally minded people that we were bahahaha, we thought it prudent not to drink and party at the resort's bars cause it might reflect badly so we use to hit the nearby resorts for our festivities. on this particular night we got to the pool bar upon closing and as we knew the barman, organised a 6 pack of beers each which we were consuming whilst chilling by the pool deck. this particular resort was used by the british airways flight crew for stop overs and at about midnight two gorgeous flight attendants walked down to the pool in their bath robes not noticing us by the side. they then proceeded to disrobe and jump into said pool nekkid. well i took one look at the irishman and without saying a word to eachother we both nudied up and jumped into the pool to introduce ourselves to the lovely lasses. at this point i am thinking potential start to a porn movie scene, but alas... said irishman failed to mention he couldnt swim and to make matters worse he had jumped in at the deep end. soon as the ladies got wind of us in the pool they promptly got out and covered up. at this point in time i look over and noticed the irishman had gone under. so here is me, butt naked, duck diving under water, fetching the flayling irishman out and side paddling his naked ass to the edge of the pool. by this stage the ladies had promptly drunk our last two beers and with a cheeky wave left and went back into their room leaving behind two panting dickheads. yep, good times hahaha

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  tcm70

  7 years ago

  Another embarrassing moment, was quite a few years ago now and I was still blonde if that’s an excuse. I used to play a lot of basketball, and one night a week a few lads would meet up after work at our local rec centre to kinda train, bit of 3 on 3 or similar depending who showed up. After a pretty rugged session we shut down the court and were lingering around unwinding and chatting. I’d brought my own ball along, and a young kid that was joining in had his own also. Anyway, I’m wandering around looking for my ball, asking everyone, going back into the court to see if I’d left it there. Etc etc, couldn’t figure out where it bloody was. The young kids mum had arrived to pick him up as I was approaching him to quiz him about my missing ball. And credit due to the kid, as soon as I asked him if he had any idea about where my ball was, he didn’t blink an eye and asked me if I meant the ball that was tucked under my arm. Ffs, I’d had it all along. In hindsight I could then see why a couple of the other guys looked at me strange when I asked. 😂

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