M73 F65
toilet seats
November 28 2009
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RHP User
16 years ago
Maybe the designer wants to assist us disabled single taskers who have trouble holding ones cock, the seat up and reaching for the paper to wipe off the last drops? We now need a 3rd hand. Mars
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RHP User
16 years ago
Why?? hehehehe. The ladies want them down, then keep them down i say.What anoys me is when i go to the loo and the seat is down.Ladies, when you're finished, please remember to put the seat back upThank You!
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RHP User
16 years ago
To nail it roughfukr1. I was talking about the seat part...not the lid. I alwqays put the seat and lid down after my ablutions. Esp no 2s....I am a good aim with number 1s, being cut [non cut,,,sorry INTACT do have aim problems so I have been told] and rarely do I have a bad aim or make a mess. Still I dont wnat to make a mess on the ladies seat so I alway put it up....hence the post.The seats designed by mortish are a royal pain. My wooden spoon is ready to punish! Bring back the good old seats I say and be done with this rubbish. Mars
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RHP User
16 years ago
Two reasons.... wrong choice of seat for your particular toilet suite or bad workmanship in the fitting of same. Really. :) Bunnings is to blame. Use a tradesman!! Hugs Gazza
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RHP User
16 years ago
Bloody Bunnings, we wanted one little part for our toilet and Bunnings advised after calling the rep that we'd have to replace the whole damn thing. Off to a plumbing trade centre and 40 bucks later toilet functioning as new! Now to the up and down world of the toilet seat, it's just plain good manners to leave the toilet with the seat down and Mr Pup being a tad retentive would like you all to leave it with BOTH seats down please! But the seat should stay up when put up to avoid aforementioned problems ending in messy floors. Maybe someone should design a linkage that attaches to the bathroom door, when it's opened and closed the toilet seat is automatically tipped down, brilliant!
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
I will make one with an Infa Red Cock detector, So it automatcly lifts up when you get your old fella out, Actually I want someone to test it on the new Inventors ........Any takers ? ....Like I have to do the presentation and talk and stuff.....Mmmm Maybee someone to pee, and a sexy assistant to hold the willy, That would look nice don't you think ?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Gazz. What triggered this was Venus was in hospital this week and in her room which had just been re-furbished the seat wouldnt stay up. Hence the post. I bought one of those wooden seats a while ago and they are balanced so there is no way in hell they stay up..I tried to set the seat up so it would stay up but no wayl. Not all seats are like this but some are made this way. The question is why? One should have the option of having it up or down. There should be a law against it. Not made by real men thats for sure. Mars
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RHP User
16 years ago
takes 2 hands to handle to handle a whopper.......ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
Loosen the screw tabs at the rear of the bowl(behind the hinge). Slide whole assembley forward and re-tighten srew tabs(wingnuts in most cases). Failing that, pee on the seat, remove all toilet tissue and leave apology note and blu-tac. Remember to be courteous and flush though.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Bit worried about what would happen if the damn thing shorted out whilst one was sitting on it at the time. However with cooler weather upon us, late night visits to the loo is a bit of an issue. The Hover' position is somewhat taxing on the leg muscles when one is half asleep, so I'm thinking Oprah might just be onto a good thing! As for men sitting down to pee....YES YES OMG YES! No more spillage on the floor/walls/seat/bathroom mirror/sink. The inventor of the self closing toilet just has to be a woman!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Bit worried about what would happen if the damn thing shorted out whilst one was sitting on it at the time. However with cooler weather upon us, late night visits to the loo is a bit of an issue. The Hover' position is somewhat taxing on the leg muscles when one is half asleep, so I'm thinking Oprah might just be onto a good thing! As for men sitting down to pee....YES YES OMG YES! No more spillage on the floor/walls/seat/bathroom mirror/sink. The inventor of the self closing toilet just has to be a woman!! I think sitting done is good for all your reasons myname, being a single dad I don't want to be cleaning up after myself, and sitting gives me time to solve all lifes problems.
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RHP User
16 years ago
It's not a pleasant job cleaning up after your own spillage let alone someone else's eh Gardener? Great to see you back btw. Hope you enjoyed your break!........ xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' It's not a pleasant job cleaning up after your own spillage let alone someone else's eh Gardener? Great to see you back btw. Hope you enjoyed your break!........ xx Its good to be back and now im involved in talking about toilet seat etiquite. I know I belong here.
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RHP User
16 years ago
thought he got VD cause the end of his knob went blue.turned out his missus had moved the toilet cleaner thingyto the front of the bowl......ahahahahahahahahahahahahhaEarl.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Sounds like the cock and the toilet seat had too many viagra's !
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mars please pardon your pun, pmsl...oh find me that man who sits whilst peeing oh yeah...I know it's hard (pardon pun) in the morning guys but geeze...think about it lol I just want to design a remote control to put the bins out... mmmm there's another invention, design a remote control for the toilet seat...it won't happen overnight but it will happen lol xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'BlackStilettoes' Mars please pardon your pun, pmsl...oh find me that man who sits whilst peeing oh yeah...I know it's hard (pardon pun) in the morning guys but geeze...think about it lol I just want to design a remote control to put the bins out... mmmm there's another invention, design a remote control for the toilet seat...it won't happen overnight but it will happen lol xx called the kidsgettin old has to have some advantages. ehahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
Really frustrating... am over it though... now leave seat down... aim and wipe... lolSometimes sit to pee... or kneel.... esp when drunk... LOL. If you don't want willy to touch the sides try straddling... Hug the cystern while you are there.Morning glory means leaning forward more and stretching!!! If there's germs in your loo try some duck once in a while!!!Really pisses me off (Pun intended) when lazy blokes piss on the seat and walk away.... Where's your pride... and btw who taught you to piss with bad aim... your mother????? Piss in the trough if you can't aim... and no one's gunna look sweatheart...And I always put the lid down after... I figure If I have to bow to the loo god on every visit, that the ladies can too..
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RHP User
16 years ago
Having only had females in my house 2 daughters and thankfully an ex, plus going to borading school. I learnt long ago that lift the bloody lid to piss when finished put it down and close the bloody (note ladies who dont shut the damm lid) lid. It easier at night for the 3.00 bladder call to sit down why try and aim in the dark. Lazy arsholes who cannot lift the seat and leave dribble spots on the seat should be shot on site. Except then you wouldnt be able to piss at Mcdonalds for all the bodies piled up in front of the loo Common sence should prevail. If you come to my place put the bloody seat down everyone
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RHP User
16 years ago
Why dont u forget the seat. You got a whole bloody ocean there mate. Drips dont matter.
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RHP User
16 years ago
...just don't leave piss on the bloody seat!!!!!! Don't mind putting the seat down but hate having to wipe before I sit. Yuck!
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