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Seachange73

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to Spanx or not to Spanx

October 04 2014

So how many women would admit to wearing SPANX to the gathering to give them that extra 'ooomph' and extra curves. Some women need help in that department. Well I do. Lol. Trying to figure out what to wear to tonight's Melb meet and greet. I got 3 outfits lined up and thought maybe 1 would require Spanx in one of them as it is a clingy cocktail dress. I couldn't find the elusive SPANX in my usual drawer and could not remember when was the last time I wore it (couple of years ago? ) or has the dog torn it apart as part of the tug-o-war play with the kids? (It has happened ). the problem with them Spanx is that it is hell to get into and need the power of the Jaws of Life to get out of. So not conducive to those spontaneous meets. Lol. As it turns out, after turning my room upside down to no avail, I will have to forgo the damn contraption as it seems to have disappeared in thin air. Kids wont admit. Even the dog has pleaded not guilty and retreated to the kitchen. I will be taking them all to their dad tonight without milking an admission to guilt. Maybe the urban myth rhp Unicorn has it? Think I will have to go au naturel tonight. Wobby bits and all.... Haha.For the men, they are actually the Bridget Jones Nana panties. Just in case you are not aware what it is. For the men, do you really care whether we wear spanx?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Spanx are the noughties version of the old panty girdle..Bridget Joneses are bloomers:-) xxQ

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  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    11 years ago

    It's just a matter of how confident you feel in yourself, whether to wear, or not to wear... Tall

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  • N4November

    N4November

    11 years ago

    Are awesome in the right dress. My advice is to excuse yourself if you are about to have sex and discreetly remove them. You might find they actually think you went out with no knickers on and why just not go with the flow?!! ;-)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I bought a pair once when I had a tight dress to wear for a wedding. They ended up in the bin the next morning. Very uncomfortable, and like trying to contain a litre of jelly in a sock. As for getting the blooming thing off.....far too much palaver and not even the desired results.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You go looking like Jessica rabbit. Then you take em off in the bathroom, and come out like the good year blip. Scare the ship out of some poor guy. What you see is what you get with me. Jelly on a plate.

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  • 6exxy

    6exxy

    11 years ago

    You know about the spanx? I'm just asking cause when it comes to women's undercloths outside a bra, stockings and eye patch I got no idea?😳

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  • 6exxy

    6exxy

    11 years ago

    Ha ha ha forgive I just read all your post now with your Scottish accent in my head. Hmmm what does that mean? lmao 😄

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    so do tell,was it spanx or no spanx...or perhaps the other spanks:-) xxQ

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  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    Haha. It was no spanx for the night. I couldn't find it. So all wobbly bits are on display. Thank goidness it was dark at the venue. Lol - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • JohnAnn2227

    JohnAnn2227

    11 years ago

    I gave spanx a go one night when I was wearing a really tight body con to a play night but never again. Was not comfortable and a nightmare getting on and off. Also made me very sweaty and I actually felt the need to shower before I let anyone down there. Just not for me!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I didn't notice any wobbly bits, LilyOrchid, although I was blinded by the dazzling sequins. Maybe that is the solution, a portable mirror ball instead of Spanx to distract the men with pretty lights. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'inthekiss' You go looking like Jessica rabbit. Then you take em off in the bathroom, and come out like the good year blip. Scare the ship out of some poor guy. What you see is what you get with me. Jelly on a plate. Just luurrve the analogy there....lol Tall

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Warts and all with me, the undies I wore last night kept falling down, I figured it was a sign they were supposed to come off.

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  • him_and_me

    him_and_me

    11 years ago

    I bought a pair of super pants a while ago, I've tried them a few times but they never make it past my second trip to the toilet! They're so frigging hard to get back on that after a couple of glasses of wine I just can't stand it anymore (and i've usually decided that I don't care if people see my lumpy bits anyway!) A girlfriend of mine bought something similar but with an envelope opening in the crotch which she swore solved the toilet rigs areole. x Me

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  • him_and_me

    him_and_me

    11 years ago

    Rigs areole? That was meant to say rigmarole ... x Me

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  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    11 years ago

    Quoting '6exxy' You know about the spanx? I'm just asking cause when it comes to women's undercloths outside a bra, stockings and eye patch I got no idea?😳 Only know about them from the infomercials on the box... quite big bikkies back in the good 'ol US. The team that came up with them are seriously in the money. Tall

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    What does this man think? Whatever makes you happy. Don't anyone wear them for my sake. I'm happy with natural. Soft edges compliment my hard bony ones anyway. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You can Spanx me anytime

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    That you remembered the wee lassie you met in Devilles perhaps?

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  • 6exxy

    6exxy

    11 years ago

    Yes that would be it, I do remember! 😉

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  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    Quoting '6exxy' You know about the spanx? I'm just asking cause when it comes to women's undercloths outside a bra, stockings and eye patch I got no idea?😳 Eye patch? does the pirate look do it for you? Aye aye matey. Lily wants a cracker!!!

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  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'SimpleNeeds2' I didn't notice any wobbly bits, LilyOrchid, although I was blinded by the dazzling sequins. Maybe that is the solution, a portable mirror ball instead of Spanx to distract the men with pretty lights. - Posted from rhpmobile Exactly how I planned it! Success! (Punching air now) Distract people from the bits with the mirror ball dress. Lol.

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  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' You can Spanx me anytime Haha. cheeky.

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