M37
the chameleon!
December 15 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
:D
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RHP User
12 years ago
So now you're a sarcastic sociopath with a split personality?.You keep getting more desirable!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Male chameleons have two penises (penes?) and alternate between them. You have trouble getting one dick in a woman, imagine how frustrated you'd be with two! Be grateful for small (read 10 inch) miracles.
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RHP User
12 years ago
You're going to write it up for your final year sociology paper. It's something about invoking sociopathic behaviour in others. You'll probably call it "How close to the borderline." Have fun and enjoy your participant observation
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RHP User
12 years ago
The chameleon will adapt to it's environment...blend in...do as the Romans do... But let me ask you this.... If you actually desired a person for the interactions you share....then found out that the real person behind the interactions were completely opposite would you still continue to be attracted to them?? We normally call them Con artists. Hardly attractive eh?? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
you are not a chameleon dear,to be one you would have to change colour and adapt to your environment.... but you have reminded me of that delightful ditty by Mr.O'Dowd
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RHP User
12 years ago
At least by faking it....you will at least be able to enthrall the ladies into sleeping with you.... Isn't that right ladies?? After all...confidence, no matter how fake it is, is sexy :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
What are you trying to achieve on RHP? If I weren't a forum tragic and I was messaged/flirted by you, I'd look at your profile and have a bit of a giggle at the complete lack of sense you make but there's no way in heaven or hell I'd reply to a message. You sound absolutely positively insane. So my question is: Do you actually intend on meeting someone or are you just on here for a laugh and to troll people?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Thing I might go to Woolies and buy you a big box of fruit loops !!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'WildSong' You'll probably call it "How close to the borderline." "M is for MLAPD" (Multiple Lizard Personality Disorder). .From your profile:It has come to my attention that some of you are not only confused by my profile but even angered by it. .Who's angry? You're funny! But I must say I didn't read the whole thing. Paragraphs are your friend.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Gr8whiteUnicorn' What are you trying to achieve on RHP? If I weren't a forum tragic and I was messaged/flirted by you, I'd look at your profile and have a bit of a giggle at the complete lack of sense you make but there's no way in heaven or hell I'd reply to a message. You sound absolutely positively insane. So my question is: Do you actually intend on meeting someone or are you just on here for a laugh and to troll people? I am here as a way to pass time, but I would never do such a thing as trolling someone that's so lameos.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Mesmerised' Quoting 'WildSong' You'll probably call it "How close to the borderline." "M is for MLAPD" (Multiple Lizard Personality Disorder). .From your profile:It has come to my attention that some of you are not only confused by my profile but even angered by it. .Who's angry? You're funny! But I must say I didn't read the whole thing. Paragraphs are your friend. Oh that's right because it's ALL about you I was hoping you'd catch on, I was afraid that by not mentioning in my new profile that I was actually directing it solely at you that you would not pick up on it, but you have. What a releif!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Stir_it_alot' At least by faking it....you will at least be able to enthrall the ladies into sleeping with you.... Isn't that right ladies?? After all...confidence, no matter how fake it is, is sexy :p - Posted from rhpmobile This guys on the ball
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RHP User
12 years ago
But that's only because your friend chameleon waved the promise of a 10-inch cock in front of us. Lured us in & then whipped the prize away. We were then made to sit there & listen to the self diagnosis of you & your friend. We were bewildered, such an unexpected turn of events. If we had have known straight up this is what your friend was trying to convey we would have gladly hunkered down & swapped notes. Then we could have grabbed your other friend & had the fun we were promised. The Funky 2
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RHP User
12 years ago
MLPD. Though you could make it MLADPD, Multiple Lizard Attention Deficit Personality Disorder.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Just because I was being sarcastic does not mean that my measurements were false, just saying
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'fntsze' Oh that's right because it's ALL about you I was hoping you'd catch on
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Mesmerised' Quoting 'fntsze' Oh that's right because it's ALL about you I was hoping you'd catch on Oh bbyyy!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
What his profile says is that he will be anything you want him to be. He's essentially saying he has no depth, personality, or individuality....instead he assumes the any role that we see to it that his cock gets serviced.... Yep.... I'm on the ball :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Autocorrect = enema - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
release your grip and let some blood flow back to your brain.....That is all. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Haha, cheers, welcome to the forums, it's always refreshing to read something that's not so inbred, even if I'm not the brightest spark on the block and don't get every reference. You seem like you have a sense of humour to me... KEEP IT UP hehehe! .PS; DG: Dipstick might have been more appropriate
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RHP User
12 years ago
of being the Lizard King requires more than the sharing of a huge penis pet
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Originalbadboy
12 years ago
You can come home and fuck my sister. Better yet my mother, her mother and all my neighbors, also i have a friend who says she needs a huge one as the last one she had she ate with tomato relish, and the one before that was lost in a roll. Gunny Obbi "Hartman" "Clotrmogism, why the fuck not?"
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RHP User
12 years ago
A chameleon who takes on the persona of a sheep by becoming somebody others want. A person with high intelligence who readily gives up the leadership qualities this normally entails & who becomes instead a mindless drone teetering on the brink of losing themself completely. That's quite a burden. We can understand the anger & resentful vibe we are picking up from you. Not all is lost though. At least your measurements are accurate. We at least can rest & breathe again. We were becoming distressed that your 10-incher was a lie & a ruse. You have also captured the attention of members in the forums. Well done & well played. The Funky 2
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RHP User
12 years ago
Is of this scaley being, slowly climbing the branch, with its big eyes looking about for its prey, slowly moving back and forth, flickering its tongue to the tip of its mouth tasting all the pretty morsels out there. This is not a good picture to put with your face/body/appendage. Oh and BTW I love chameleons and I own two bearded dragons, well three if you count hubby!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Is of this scaley being, slowly climbing the branch, with its big eyes looking about for its prey, slowly moving back and forth, flickering its tongue to the tip of its mouth tasting all the pretty morsels out there. This is not a good picture to put with your face/body/appendage. Oh and BTW I love chameleons and I own two bearded dragons, well three if you count hubby!
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