the best pick up lines and the best rejects lines

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Does this rag smell like chloroform to you Fuck me if it doesn't work everytime too

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  I would walk up to a guy and say "I don't need to know anything about you....I just want sex with you...no phone numbers or details needed....Just your first name so I know what to scream out as you are fucking me"! 100% strike rate to this day!! < Best ever said to me? Wow, that is a hard one....ummmmm it would be when a guy was talking to my group of friends and then at the end of the conversation he looked at me sexily ... pointed and said "I will be back for you later"...It worked! I couldn't stop thinking about him and couldn't wait for him to come back! Had 4 months of blissful hot sex with him! < To guys that come up and don't take no for answer? That is easy....I can be the biggest bitch when I am not interested and give them the coldest shoulder...usually a look just does it or I turn my back or walk away as they are in mid sentence! xFunlovingx

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  "If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting head?""Wanna play astronauts? My first mission is to find uranus...""I love every bone in your body...especially mine""How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?" "I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?" "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems, nice tits" And the classic... "You'll do..."

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  - Hi... would you fuck me? I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me real hard!!- I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you- OK, it's not very big and I'm not very good, but I've got the cutest little way of getting on and off - Given that true intellectual and emotional compatibility are at the very least difficult, if not impossible, we could always opt for the more temporal gratification of physical attraction. That wouldn't make you a shallow, would it?xx Sarah

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  15 years ago

  Excuse me i have lost my phone number. Can i have yours. Is that a mirror in your pocket because i can so see myself in your pants.Why dont you come over here and sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up. Those clothes look amazing on your. They would look better on my bedroom floor though. Hi. I saw you from across the room and you were so beautiful i passed out cold and hit my head on table. Now im gonna need your name and number for insurance purposesd. And my favourite of all... You walk up and say GIGANTIC POLAR BEAR. When they look at you and go WHAT? you reply.. Its an icebreaker. Hi im .....

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  I speak a couple of languages and have a bit of a growly voice, so something as silly as "......tu tienes hermosas piernas y zapatos belisimos" usually gets a blush and a giggle. Of course, I have an accent anyway and can make up a pretty good story about being new and a bit lost in the big city. Women seem to like the "helpless man" thing, of some do anyway... | Quoting 'D_G_T' Does this rag smell like chloroform to you | I would probably type in a few more but I was grocery shopping at a store in Smith's Gully and had some sort of a wierd blackout. I now have a headache and my ass hurts...but think I know now why my shirt smells like I spent a few hours in surgery. | I think I would have enjoyed it more if I was conscious. | | I noticed they were out of fresh lamb...that should have been the tipoff.

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  When I meet someone for the first time subtle goes out the door. I actually have let her order and asked for a quad shot espresso with frothed milk...in a take-away cup. Seems to work...the antithesis of chloroform but damn, there are times when you need to be awake. I trip over stuff when I am running and half blind. |

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  I don't really like pick up lines, and don't use them. Of course, I am not getting any, so maybe there is a lesson there...

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  You can always borrow mine, you're sure to PICK UP cos once they get a whiff of the chloroform, you really do need to pick them up and CARRY them

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Your quote " Best ever said to me? Wow, that is a hard one....ummmmm it would be when a guy was talking to my group of friends and then at the end of the conversation he looked at me sexily ... pointed and said "I will be back for you later"..."That would have worked on me too......

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Another person and I had a competition to see who could name the most bad pick-up lines. We were sitting on opposite sides of the bus at the time and alcohol may have been involved. A few of the other passengers, whom we didn't know from bars of soap, started groaning at them. It was good fun. For us at least. I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can make your Bedrock. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the irresistible urge to plant you right now. You must be Jamaican, 'cause ja-makin'-me-crazy.

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  I was once observing a group of ladies in a night club hitting guys up for free drinks, then once they got their drink they would blow the guys off(not that unusual). One of the mates I was with got approached so he shouted they got their drink & fucked off. So I was laughing my ass of at him $80 shout for cocktails & he was lucky to get a thankyou let alone a chance to chat...Later when I got approached by one the group of ladies to shout them all a drink, I trotted out my best line.... Sure I'll shout you all a drink as long as we are all going to FUCK later? That's when she charged at me & knocked me off my feet then jumped on me knocked a table over, drinks went flying, she got back to her feet then proceeded to kick the stuffing out of me, the whole time I was in the foetal position laughing hysterically. Once the bouncers arrived & dragged her off me I asked if this means we will still get to fuck later? Because she has really got me turned on! At this point she broke free from the bouncers grip & pounced on me & started to gouge at my face....So in summary I would say probably not the best line I have ever used!

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