swearing

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.'You know what?' says the 7 year old, 'I think it's about time we startedswearing.'The 4 year old nods his head in approval, so the 7 year old says, 'When wego downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me,ok?''Ok' the 4 year old, agrees with enthusiasm..The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants forbreakfast.'Oh, shit mum, I don't know, I suppose I'll have some Coco Pops'WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up,and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, ' And what doYOU want for breakfast, young man?''I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but it won't be fucking Coco Pops'