RHP

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sunburn ass

January 25 2011

How many times has someone said ''are you happy to see me or is there a torch in your ass'' ....i thought so ...i spend a lot of time in the sun and i end up with sun tattooed boardies. i;m like a human firefly, so i decided to let the sunshine gently kiss my ass while i had a tiny tiny sleep floating in the pool....so now im brown top and bottom with a white cock and bright red ass, are you all happy now!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I'd be happier if there were pics! :) xxx (gently) Sarah

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    A white cock or a red ass.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Doesnt bother me if you are brown, red and white. Or just plain white. I can not see it and it is you who is gingerly trying to sit with that sunburned arse anyway. Tanned skin is dead skin. But if you are contemplating doing the slip, slop, slap, can I pretty please do the slap?

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I wouldnt look to good with one ass cheek missing from cancer, And also having a bright mid section is a bonus in a dark dungeon, hate to be left on the rack till the cleaners come in the morning.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I have the matching red arms if you'd like someone to massage that red arse?I went out on the motorbike on Tuesday wearing a t-shirt because it looks kewl and I wanted to impress.. plus feel those leather gloves on my nipples... anyway... I'm paying for it now with a pair of redskins for arms... plus it burnt right through my shoei tinted visor and scorched my face.I sure hope my pillion is OK.HugsStalky

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I don't think the message gets through, at Big Day Out yesterday i couldn't believe the number of very tanned young ladies wearing very little...short short denim shorts with as little on top as possible seemed to be the dress regulation for the girls along with those funny looking half boot half sandle things...(seriously bad for an old blokes eyes...didn't know where to look...lol) and guys... the number of guys getting around topless all day. You don't see these sights on top of the rock. Its that " bullet proof" mentatlity of the young....we have all been there.Cheers Nev........no longer bullet proof.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    is that it just tans so nicely....luckily the bits that do not get to see the sun so often were not out for too long, that could be a different story!xx Salina

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    My wife was laying in a deckchair just metres from me, and did i get a ''honey your ass is on fire, nooooo, she takes a picture instead. i surpose it could be worse, she could of told me to roll over..ouch!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    sorry MrSorrentoSexy........ cant hold it in any more.......lolololol . I can feel the heat from your poor red bottom all the way over here in Melbourne. . I think it needs a little kiss, but I dont want to burn my lips. . My little white bits feel for you.... ...and that is why they are staying white! .....and you still have the tormenting fun of it peeling!!!!!!!aaaagggghhhhhh...... .

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'CarlosSpicyWienr' I don't think the message gets through, at Big Day Out yesterday i couldn't believe the number of very tanned young ladies wearing very little...short short denim shorts with as little on top as possible seemed to be the dress regulation for the girls along with those funny looking half boot half sandle things...(seriously bad for an old blokes eyes...didn't know where to look...lol) and guys... the number of guys getting around topless all day. You don't see these sights on top of the rock. Its that " bullet proof" mentatlity of the young....we have all been there. Cheers Nev........no longer bullet proof. I kinda know what you mean... After a week in Perth I've lost count of the yummy exposed midriffs, bouncing ponytails and hot tanned girls. Then heard about a friends daughter who had just been to her 31yo friends funeral that day. Skin Cancer. Maybe a shade of pasty white isn't all that bad after all!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Jean_Girard' Quoting 'CarlosSpicyWienr' I don't think the message gets through, at Big Day Out yesterday i couldn't believe the number of very tanned young ladies wearing very little...short short denim shorts with as little on top as possible seemed to be the dress regulation for the girls along with those funny looking half boot half sandle things...(seriously bad for an old blokes eyes...didn't know where to look...lol) and guys... the number of guys getting around topless all day. You don't see these sights on top of the rock. Its that " bullet proof" mentatlity of the young....we have all been there. Cheers Nev........no longer bullet proof. I kinda know what you mean... After a week in Perth I've lost count of the yummy exposed midriffs, bouncing ponytails and hot tanned girls. Then heard about a friends daughter who had just been to her 31yo friends funeral that day. Skin Cancer. Maybe a shade of pasty white isn't all that bad after all! I'll have you know it's alabaster, NOT pasty white! . Literature is littered with references to fair skinned people! It is viewed by some as being equall alongside society's perception of a 'sexy' tan! . For example: ."her alabaster skin growing into translucence before it filled with the intensity of longing" . "beneath the magical glow of the moonlight her skin was pale and smooth as alabaster" I'll take my fair skin over some perceived sexiness from a tan any day

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I never thought of my bum as alabaster sometime its aloudblaster anyway the red has faded some doesnt seemed of tanned much, LONG LIVE MY ALABASTER BUM!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'SORENTOSEXY' My wife was laying in a deckchair just metres from me, and did i get a ''honey your ass is on fire, nooooo, she takes a picture instead. i surpose it could be worse, she could of told me to roll over..ouch! That is hilarious. ahahahahahaha. Too funny. HOPE YOUR BUM DOESN"T PEEL !! That wouldn't be a good look.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Flirty_bi_fem I am pretty sure those lines come from Twilight? Or some Anne Rice novel!!! LOL Meeka

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Flirty_bi_fem I am pretty sure those lines come from Twilight? Or some Anne Rice novel!!! LOL Meeka Nope, random googling of the word 'alabaster' I'm afraid LOL ... . I think I am quite possibly the only person in the world to have never read nor watched anything Twilight or Anne Rice related ... am I missing out? Neither of those boys really do much for me and that appears to be the only appeal (besides the soundtrack)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'. I think I am quite possibly the only person in the world to have never read nor watched anything Twilight or Anne Rice related ... am I missing out? Neither of those boys really do much for me and that appears to be the only appeal (besides the soundtrack) you are not missing out on anything with twilight, the sparkly vampire series is just terrible